03x08 - Buster and Butch the Bully

[bunniefuu]

like to dance to a slam and sound and

you're like having lots of friends

around and if you're one of those kids

who lives by the rule that's sad is bad

and happy is cool ooh little buddy

you're about to see you're in the very

best place that you could be

hey

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come join the kids and play along we got

a lot

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now the other arm let me see just how

strong you've grown to be make two

muscles left and right come on and pump

it up out of sight hey you're getting

strong now let's go back to the

songs play along with kids

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and you yeah and especially you

Bet Your Time

it's bet your time it's bet your time

and though i've never met you i know

something you can't do i bet you bet you

betcha i'll teach you how to do what i

propose

ready

set here goes

Counting Fingers

all these teddy bears think that i have

ten fingers just like you but i don't

have ten fingers like you i have eleven

fingers you to see you can have 11

fingers too if you count like me

one two

we'll skip three

four five six seven eight nine 10

eleven

here's how you do it

you count one two

and then you say

skip three you don't count these three

but you really don't count them you go

right to four five six seven eight eight

and three is eleven

you got it

you like it

i love it

Alphabet Soup

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stop rocking i'm getting nauseous i have

the joke you want to hear a joke yeah

okay what goes a b c d e f g h i j k l n

l o p q r s t u v w x y z

i give up a man eating alphabet soup

you get it yeah good

we think it's funny anyway

Poem about Pigs

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haven't we had a lot of pigs on the show

today i love pigs that's why

i do not understand why somebody doesn't

write a poem

or a song

about pigs the last time anybody wrote a

poem about pigs it became a classic

i mean i think somebody is still

collecting royalties on it you know that

dumb poem it's so silly about this

little piggy when we wee all the way

home i have never understood that it

never made any sense to me it hasn't

made sense to me since i was a little

girl

i remember doing that poem when i was a

little girl

hello hello

hello

i'm going to do a poem

i'm going to do a poem about pigs oh i

love pigs i really do because i think

pigs are very poetic

really

so i'm going to do a problem and you

could do it too you could do it with

your fingers or if you have bare feet

like i do

you can do it with your toes okay

okay here is my very poetic poem about

pigs

this piggy no not miss piggy no no no

she's not poetic she's pathetic no she's

not pathetic it's just that i'm jealous

because she's so famous and i hope you

pray that someday when i grow up i'll be

famous too okay that's beside the point

forget it start again

this

little piggy went to block it market

that means she went to the mall like to

go shopping and from what i hear

she bought some pantyhose in a large red

belt and a pair of high-top sneakers but

that's beside the point forget it start

again this little piggy went to market

this little piggy stayed home big deal

she stayed home you know i hear she

lived in a pigsty this little piggy had

roasted yum yum yum and this little

piggy had none that's it

yeah i know i know there's that little

piggy who goes

all the way home but i never understood

that do you understand that i don't

understand that at all but maybe i'll

understand it when i grow up

Bee Collection

not

see my new book i like my new book oh

it's a lovely new book let me read it it

says my b collection my b collection i

didn't know you liked insects oh yes i

love my bee collection open it up

oh

there's a bee collection all right

that's a collection of bees and there's

another bee collection oh and there's a

big bee for your collection

and there's a bigger bee for your

collection

and

look at the little bees

oh this is funny and there's a big

orange a big orange b that's a lovely

bee collection yes you know most of my

favorite things start with the bee

your favorite things start with a bee

like what

mr bailey mr barely and bubble bath

bubble bath yeah and also my favorite

tongue twister oh i love tongue twisters

tell me i bet you can't say it i bet you

i can okay

big buzzing bees bug

barney

go ahead

big buzzing bees bug bernie okay

big buzzing bees bug bunny big buzzing

bees bug bunny go ahead big buzzing bees

bug bernie big buzzing bees bug bernie

go ahead

okay okay

okay

you got your big that's your big you got

your bus easy that's your buzz that's

your big buzz you got your ing that's

your ink that's your buzz

that's your big buzz in you got b-e-e-s

that's your bees that's your big buzzing

bees you got your bug that's your thug

that's your big buzzing bees bug you got

your b.e.r that's your bird that's your

big buzzing bees long bird you got your

n-i-e that's your knee that's your burn

knee that's your big buzzing bees bug

bernie yes that's your big buzzing bees

bug bernie go ahead

unbelievable

Butch the Bully

okay kids

got your seat belts on yeah yeah yes oh

boy you sure sound tired buster oh

i'm so bushed my tires need arch

supports hey you sound like you're

running on half a spark plug what

happened no what didn't happen okay what

didn't happen well i just came from the

bus wash they cleaned parts of me i

didn't even know i had boy you really

must have been dirty because most of the

time i think they let you run around all

yucky and gucky yeah well this time i

was yucky gucky mucky and

i ran out of things that rhyme with

hockey how come you were so dirty buster

no i was all on account of that new kid

butch the bully oh every time he leaves

me i need a cleaning crew to come in

yeah he's real tough they don't call him

pitbull butch for nothing yeah well he

crayoned on my windows and stuck gum

under my seats oh that's terrible

do you happen to remember which seat

all of them wow your lifetime supply

you know that bully takes the other kids

lunch boxes lollipops licorice cookies

crackers apples ice cream cones or maybe

he's opening his own candy store yeah

well misbehaving on a bus can be

dangerous yeah so what are you gonna do

about this bully yeah don't have to do

nothing all the other kids tried to get

him to stop but he wouldn't so they told

the principal i'm kidding what happened

well he's not allowed to ride on the bus

anymore

wow

he'll have to walk to school oh swell

now the streets won't be safe oh don't

worry his parents will have to drive him

who's going to protect them oh i don't

know but if i never see him again it'll

be too soon oh come on buster you just

met him you might like him better if you

got to know him better i know this bully

well enough not to want to know him

better no no come on he can't be all bad

our teacher says everybody's got a nice

side i doubt it yeah come on buster

think real hard there's got to be

something

nice you could say about him hmm well

i'll say this about that bully his

brother's even worse

Piggies

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well now that i know how to draw a piggy

i have drawn five piggies one

two three four five oh yes they're all

lying face down and on the back of each

piggy i put some double face tape so

they would stick now if you don't have

double face tape use transparent tape

take a piece of transparent tape and

just wrap it around in a circle and

you'll get a piece of tape that's gooey

on all sides i'm gonna add it to one of

these and that'll be really sticky ah

okay now

i have five piggies

and i'm going to put on a glove now this

is mr wright who has lost mr left and so

this glove is very happy to be of

service and i'm going to touch one

finger to each of my circles of pig

because this is a finger play myth kit

that i've made for myself

touch

touch

touch

touch

touch

and now i

i have five pigs of course you could do

um

little red riding hood and mother and

grandma and the wolf and the hunter and

do another play entirely or if you

prefer you could do

b-i-n-g-o but i have five pigs and my

piggies are going to do a little poem

here we go

this little pig is a pinky

and this little pig is a thumb

these little pigs are the ring man and

the tall man and this little pig's

number one

what do you think

what do you think do i get a big hand

for my finger play no

oh i'm sorry guys

Shoes

some shoes

some shoes are made for people who will

tell your skin's really nice

some shoes are made for people who are

into skating across the ice

some shoes are made for climbing up a

mountain safely all the way

some shoes are made for people who just

have to tap dance every day

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some shoes have fancy zippers

some shoes are known as slippers

some shoes

are made with flippers

some shoes are made for all the many

people who wear business suits

some shoes are what the people where in

texas call them cowboy boots

some shoes are made for people with

some shoes are made for people who are

into dancing on their toes

some shoes are made for racing

for football

with real high lacing

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shoes are made for women who are into

high-heeled shoes with bows

some shoes are made for people who just

like to look down at their toes

some shoes are made for wind you're

going out and rain starts coming down

some shoes are made for people in the

circus who love to clown around

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oh i really am enjoying this letter home

to you

and i'm certain that i have in me

another page or two

but i've got to end it quickly and

here's the reason why

i really have so little time and so many

shoes to buy

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Story Time

yes

do you know what the snail said as he

rode on the turtle's back

no

you get it yeah oh good it had to be

explained to me um

um okay okay i got it i am now going to

show you the fastest animal animal in

the world yeah yep yep yep the fastest

animal in the world are you ready to see

the fastest animal in the world watch

closely

want to see it again

okay what are we gonna do well we're

going to do a story what story well

charlie horse i'm going to read the

story of the shoemaker and the elves

once upon a time there was a poor

shoemaker what does a shoemaker do

make shoes now no one in town wanted the

shoes made by this shoemaker why not i

guess they weren't any good and so the

shoemaker had so little money that all

he could buy was enough leather

to just make

one more pair of shoes he took out his

scissors can i be the scissors what you

know scissors how are you going to be

scissors well you know they make a sound

they go snip snip snip you mean snip

snip snip yeah snap snap snip you want

to be the scissor everybody yeah

you too

all right whenever i say scissor what

are you gonna do

the shoemaker got out his scissors

and he cut the piece of leather into the

pieces that he would need in order to

sew new shoes the very next day and then

he placed all the cut pieces of leather

on his workbench and he went to sleep

what do you do what are you all doing

well whenever you talk about sleep um we

could snore all right do you know how to

snore okay well everybody let me see you

snore

the next morning the shoemaker went down

into his shop and he picked up his

scissors

snap snap snap

but at his workbench he discovered he

discovered he could make shoes by

sticking the pieces of leather together

with peanut butter no

he discovered that on his workbench

were the shoes now completely

sewn

together

somebody

had finished the shoes and they were

beautiful at that moment the shoemaker's

front doorbell rang

ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding what are you

doing

all right all right all right every time

i say doorbell

you can say

ring-a-ding-a-ding-ding-ding all right

let's practice somebody came and rang

the

doorbell

at this someone who rang the doorbell

ring-a-ding-ding-ding was a customer and

she liked the pair of shoes she liked it

so much she paid money for them so the

shoemaker had enough money to buy lots

of leather and he did and he did

and when he returned to his shop he rang

the doorbell wearing a ding a ding a

thing a thing a thing right

and then he used his scissors

to cut out lots of pieces before he had

enough leather now to make four pair of

shoes wow eh and he laid those cut

pieces on his workbench

and then he and his wife went

to

sleep

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and lo and behold don't tell me all

right i won't tell you now townley i'll

tell you someone had sewn

the four pair of shoes into finished

shoes in the morning even more beautiful

than the first pair no sooner had the

shoemaker found these four completed

shoes then the first customer of the day

rang the

doorbell ring a thing and thing and

thing and thing

and bought one pair of shoes and then

the second customer rang the doorbell

ring a ding a thing

and bought the second pair of shoes and

then the third customer rang the

and dinger

and bought the third pair of shoes and

of course the fourth customer what do

you think the fourth customer did he

bought the floor pair of huge thank you

christopher he bought the fourth pair of

shoes after ringing the doorbell

the shoemaker one day put down his pair

of scissors and he said you know

somebody has been helping us you know

and the shoemaker's wife said this

evening instead of just going to sleep

why don't we stay home all night and

find out who has been making these shoes

as we sleep

so that night they hid behind the

christmas tree and in the middle of the

night who do you think they saw elvis

elvis

you're absolutely right you're wrong it

wasn't elvis

i was close you were close it was elves

two little tiny naked elves came into

the shop and started sewing the pieces

of leather together into shoes well when

the elves left that night the

shoemaker's wife said these little elves

have made us

rich

i would like to make them clothes so

they won't be so cold out there in the

snow so the shoemaker and his wife made

little elf shirts and little elf pants

and little elf t-shirts and little elf

hats and little elf no no they didn't

make noses and they made little elf

shoes

and that night they hid once again

behind the tree and they waited instead

of sleeping two little elves came into

the shop

they put on all

the clothes what do you mean all the

clothes they put on all the clothes one

on top of another and the elves danced

right out the door and they never

returned what have we done

the shoemaker and his wife said but they

were practical people and so the couple

started making shoes themselves and now

they knew how to make fine shoes because

the elves had taught them how right

and so and so they lived happily elvis

after yes they lived happily elvis after

this is the song that doesn't end yes it

goes on and on my friend

some people started singing it not

knowing what it was and they'll continue

singing it forever just because this is

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some people started singing it not

knowing what it was and they'll continue

singing

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i can't believe

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far far away go go go

no no keep on going

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