03x09 - Busted-Up Buster

[bunniefuu]

if you like to dance to a slam and sound

then you like having lots of friends

around and if you're one of those kids

who lives by the rule that's sad is bad

and happy is cool ooh little buddy

you're about to see you're at the very

best place that you could be

hey

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come join the kids and play along we got

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bounce it slow bounce it high bouncing

low sing while you bounce along one more

chorus of a song

play along where kids come to play along

and fun things

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for you

and you

and you

and you and you

yeah and especially you

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i don't know whether this is a betcha

that you do with a calculator which

makes it a better later or a riddle that

you do with a calculator which would

make it a riddle later i guess it's a

riddle

you do it with a calculator and i know

that some of you kids have calculators

at home handheld calculators you know

either they're your folks or the ones

you use in school this is a calculator

it's a big one and i'm using a big one

so that you can read the numbers because

the answer to this riddle will appear

right

here

okay what you do is you add together the

following numbers

my riddle

what is it that has four

wings

four

plus

it flies 13 miles an hour one three plus

it travels 300 miles a day

3

0-0

plus

it has six legs six plus

it has five eyes five

plus

and ten stripes one o

plus

and that says three three eight three

hundred and thirty-eight well now that

of course is not the answer to the

riddle but if you wanna know what it is

that has four wings and flies thirteen

miles an hour and travels 300 miles in a

day and has six legs and five eyes

really

and ten stripes wanna know what that is

you just turn over the 338

you turn over your calculator and you

get your answer and the answer is b e e

the b

because a lot of calculators most of

them have

numbers that look like letters

buster

yeah

buster

come out come out wherever you are this

is ridiculous that's ridiculous lamb

chop a bus can't hide yeah well he

sodingly definitely did not show up to

pick us up for school today yeah but

where is a bus gonna hide behind a tree

you once told me to hide behind the tree

oh no not again i came back and got you

didn't i

yeah

the next day

are you sure you didn't tell busty to

hide behind the tree

hey whose side are you on anyhow

it depends who's women

well i don't care what you say i still

think that buster is hiding is not is

still is not there's two

what

oh

we walked like five

we didn't even recognize him what

happened i think we can see what

happened oh my goodness somebody must

use buster as a chalkboard yeah when did

this happen buster oh last night oh well

i've got to sleep sometime and while i

was sleeping some really bad people came

and

marked me all up oh does it hurt you a

lot only in my pride i can't drive you

kids to school in the morning looking

like this now wait a second when you

don't drive this to school sherry does

and let me tell you i would not describe

shari in the morning as a work of art

it's not the same well i look so bad

that i just embarrass you kids well and

it seems i can't protect myself anymore

so i'm afraid it's time for me to retire

oh

queen buster what would you do

oh

i don't know go to a junkyard and rust

oh but you know i always feel better

when i have had an afternoon rust

no hush puppy that's afternoon rest rust

is no fun gee buster retiring i mean

riding to school with buster is one of

the best parts of going to school i

don't want to retire charlie horse but i

don't know what else to do if i can't

protect myself from vandals here in the

bus yard well what else can i do

i think that i'm going to get some good

advice for buster from the person who

looks after me sherry

no mr bailey my teddy bear

what the heck maybe i'll talk to sherry

too

if ever you're at that and you can't

feel yourself begin to choke

just step out of the box straighten your

socks and tell yourself a joke

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hush puppy yes brian

what's the difference between an

elephant and a peanut butter sandwich uh

what is the difference between an

elephant and a peanut butter sandwich

an elephant doesn't stick to the roof of

your mouth oh that's so funny is that so

yeah it's so oh

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you guys haven't seen shall we either

oh i have to ask her advice on what we

could do to help buster to feel better

yeah i thought you were gonna ask your

teddy bear for advice it just so happens

i already did and he gave me some very

good advice yeah what'd he say he said

go ask shelly oh my there is one small

teddy bear get back here where did that

where did that dog go would you please

slow down

oh now i've got you oh my gosh

oh what a big puppy oh sherry shelly

come here come here sherry we have a

problem you have a problem join the

group that puppy is so frisky i mean i i

can't take my eyes off it for a minute

yeah but sally busted the bus is feeling

so bad that he won't drive us to school

anymore i'm sorry my sweet i can't cope

with that now i'm really sorry but you

know i must concentrate on finding a

good home for huxley's puppy now i have

been very patient and i let you give

away all the other puppies and i think

you ought to let me keep this one no way

no way we have huxley and that's enough

you know having a puppy it's like having

a child i mean i just can't take any

more work yeah that's what i said when

you brought home lamb chop and hush

puppy hey maybe it's not too late to

find a good home for them

oh now i'm gonna have to give you a bath

puppy oh

say you're sorry puffy and maybe sherry

won't punish you with a diet punish him

what makes you think that puppy isn't

gonna like a bath i never met a dog that

did yeah well maybe if i bathe him and

brush his hair and put a bow in it he'll

calm down a little bit why could he do

diet

because believe it or not everybody

feels better when they look their best

oh look there he is i'm coming puppy

well that takes care of the puppy so now

what are we gonna do to help buster to

feel better i don't know i guess it's

back to your teddy bear for advice

oh good idea what do you think we should

do mr bailey

oh that's not bad

you know that's not bad at all

you know what sherry says everybody

feels better after a bath oh well i

think this is the nicest retirement gift

anyone could have given me yeah nominee

when i retire i hope somebody gives me a

nice big juicy steak phone oh gee i'd

rather get a gift certificate to toys r

us

well i think buster looks like a million

bucks oh see i think he looks like a bus

be your beautiful oh thanks kids no i

wish i didn't have to retire

i'll be pretty lonely you know oh wait a

second maybe you won't um sherry lewis

would you please bring out busters

retirement gift oh yeah i forgot it's a

puppy oh look it's a puppy

and we call this puppy happy because he

always is

except when sherry gives him a bias

oh i'm going to miss you oh don't growl

it's just me

no no no no you got to be a lot more

death in it when you approach an animal

like this

oh i think he's trying to protect me and

he's just a baby yeah some baby

hey you think you're a guard dog don't

you well that's great i can sleep at

night and not worry

well then maybe you don't have to retire

really well

if any bad guys came to bother you happy

would bark and wake you up and then you

could protect yourself

guys are the best oh no we're just your

friends and that's what friends are for

friends care for friends don't they

thanks hey and to celebrate i'm gonna

take you kids for a ride ah no thanks

we're not well because the only ride

that buster knows how to do is to school

and uh i've been there already once

today well then let's go on a ride to

the park just me and all my friends

well yes happy that sure includes you

whoa

look yeah

all right puppy

let's go to the park yes i'll introduce

you to all my favorite trees

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say i like a zoo cause i'm a bippity how

do you do shazam and skippity puss

magic is the thing for you

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i want you to meet my friends the

giggler over here is rajin and the

giggler over there is travell and the

giggler over here is kyla

now we're going to do

a magic trick and when we're finished

i'm going to show you how to do a magic

trick um

rajan is the only one in our group who

knew how to shuffle so when you shuffle

those cards hold them up close to your

face so everybody can see that you're

really mixing up the cards mix them up

so that nobody could possibly tell what

the top card is or what the bottom card

is or what the anything card is okay are

you content that you have mixed those

cards up yep would you put them down

right over here here let me have them

just put them right down over there okay

now i have written a prediction a

prediction

is where you write what's going to

happen in the future

and i have written a prediction in an

envelope sealed it and it tells

well i'm going to put it right over here

okay right over there there we go my

prediction is there and my prediction is

going to tell you what the top card of

the deck is do you believe i can do that

no all right we'll see

now would you please take um take that

envelope uh rogen and open it up okay uh

how old are you eight eight can you read

what it says yep on that the top card is

the third of

clubs good would you show it to

everybody so they'll see that that's

what it says

right and let's turn it around so they

can see it the top card is the three of

clubs will you please pick up the top

card

and it is the three of clubs show

everybody it is the three of clubs

would you like to see how i did that

yeah okay here's how i did that

before i started i took

the three of clubs naturally and i put

it down i wrote the top card is the

three of clubs and i put it into an

envelope

and then i just sealed it a little bit

i took the envelope and i put the

envelope right on top

of the card so that the edges were lined

up so that you couldn't see that there

was a card under the envelope

and then i put it on the side over here

and after you had shuffled when i put

this down on top of the deck what did i

also put on top of the deck in addition

to the envelope rajan the three of the

clubs the three of clubs and then i went

and there indeed

was the three of clips

it's easy if you know how

does he understand no one sings until i

tell you echo on let's go on words that

rhyme words and rhyme prime time prime

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now the song is done

say it now

sing the song is done the song is down

did i say echo on when i said the song

is done

well it's now it go on

sing the song is done song is done the

well i'm glad you agree well i'm glad

you agree now wait a minute what's going

on wait a minute what's going on oh no

no no i get it i get it i get it i get

it i didn't say echo off

knock knock who's there a miss amazo a

mosquito bit me

oh knock knock who's there andy andy h*

and he bit me again

it's a joke he didn't really bite me

get your titty get your titty ready

sleeping on your bed he should be in

your lap and spitting gotten ready like

i said you should be gotten ready hold

your teddy study for a teddy bear tail

hold his tail

we're going to do a story and the story

is called the little lost teddy bear

it's very sad yes it's tragical it's

tragical do you all have your own teddy

bears yeah

all right well this is a story about

somebody who loses a steady bear isn't

that sad

oh i don't like that thought at all

danny's besties dieting i'm starving

danny's best friend was his teddy bear

you're my best friend

yes i know next to mr bailey yes you're

always next to mr bearly yeah but you

know you're seldom more than an arm's

length away from me

that's true

danny played with his teddy bear every

day and he took her to bed with him

every night

me till and then one night danny

couldn't find

his best friend

don't listen mr billy

he looked upstairs he looked downstairs

he looked on top of the tables did he

look under the bed

go to sleep dear said mother you can

find teddy bear in the morning i can't

sleep without him said danny he's warm

and he's holy and tonight is a very cold

night that's right danny went to his

father and he asked

do you think

teddy bear's going to come back tonight

where is he gone said father i don't

know said danny but when puppies and

kittens go away they come home

and they scratch on the door to be let

in do you think teddy bear is going to

come home

teddy bear is not a puppy or a kitten

said father

but he's my friend said danny i think he

will come home well the next morning

when danny awoke it was very very cold

the ground was covered with snow

snow hid the street and the sidewalk and

made the whole world look

beautiful

but danny didn't care did he

no no why didn't danny care

he didn't have his teddy bear that's

right nora no so

danny wanted to find his friend you know

so he ran to the front door and he

looked out

goodness said mother close that door

it's freezing out there

i wanted to see if teddy bear had come

home said danny teddy bear is not a

puppy or a kitten said mother you're

gonna have to look for your teddy bear

so all day guess what danny did look for

us

yes talia he looked for his teddy bear

he looked everywhere upstairs he looked

everywhere downstairs he looked under

the beds again he looked on top of the

tables again and every once in a while

he looked out of the front door but all

he could see was

snow

right

go out and play said mother you like to

play in the snow

and the weather will get warmer soon and

what will happen to the

snow it will melt

no no no i am waiting for teddy bear

said danny that's what he said

the next morning when danny awoke his

mother said oh danny you should have

played in the snow yesterday i mean the

snow is nearly melted but did danny care

no

all he wanted to do was

he ran to the front door and he looked

out most of the snow had melted as

mother had said

and and

and danny's friend

had come home

yeah

yes yes yes yes

they're on the ground lay

teddy bear

snow covered his brown woolly legs

melting snow dripped off his nose and he

was wet and cold instead of woolly and

warm but he was home

yes yes yes yes yes goodness said mother

you must have left him out in the yard

the night that you couldn't find him and

then the snow

covered him right

yeah

he couldn't come home while the snow

covered him but when the snow melted he

came said danny his mother laughed

you're right she said teddy bear came

home just as soon as he could even

though he isn't a kitten

or a puppy dog he is my friend

said danny and then danny laughed

because it was nice to have his best

friend

home

again

the end

did you enjoy that story yeah

this is the song that doesn't end yes it

goes on and on my friend

some people started singing it not

knowing what it was and they'll continue

singing it's forever just because this

is the song that doesn't end

it goes on and on

that's enough some people started

singing it not knowing what it was and

they'll continue singing

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how do i turn you off

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okay

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this is it

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keep on going