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01x11 - The Conkering Hero

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wombles". Aired: 5 February 1973 – 24 October 1975.*
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The Wombles are creatures that live underground, collecting and recycling human rubbish.

01x11 - The Conkering Hero

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thank you

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The Wombles are wimbled uncommon are we

making God used to the things that we

find things that the everyday folks

leave behind

this is the home of The Wombles

and in tobermory's Workshop

that's turbo Morin

Wellington is helping him to make a list

of what they have in stock

well he's trying to help

let's check up on this yes

one two three four five six seven eight

nine ten

bother I have no more fingers left

double morning could I use your fingers

please what

because you can't use my fingers I need

them on my ends I'm busy with them yeah

what you're ridiculous well you see I

I've counted and counted but it comes

out different answer every time now what

I need is an adding machine

yes

I'm not I think what you need is a

breath of fresh air now come on go on

get wombling

come on off you go off you go come on go

on

yes it's very well that's not think

about that machine

10

.

I won I won my conquerors crack yours

Thomas now that puts me three ahead in

the game do you do you want a game

Wellington

um no I don't feel like playing with

conkers today yeah thank you

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hello Wellington what do you count at

your fingers for have you lost a few

oh no no no no no nothing nothing

I'm just having a nice little nap while

I wait for that big Conker to fall off

the tree oh hold on hold on I think it's

coming out

oh oh what a smash

ER I bet that beats all of bungos

conkers I bet it'll beat 10 of his old

conkers

if this conquer is worth 10 smaller

conkers then

could I have my conch please can I have

my company really

thank you thank you

conquers hey it's our conkers as well

please he did well let's go what are you

doing come on I don't know come on let's

get him back yes and then I put that

oh dear

yes he did come on hey Wellington give

us back our conquers well in turn I want

that big conquer back come on Wellington

has had an idea

this is a Womble adding machine now I

start by counting on my fingers you see

the you know one two three four five and

six seven eight nine ten and then I get

muddled because I don't have enough

fingers to count on you see see

nine I've lost a finger I've lost hey

I've lost a face let's have hush

yes and when I've counted to ten I just

conquer along here and I start again one

two three four five six seven eight nine

ten and another conquer making two tens

that's right and two tens are twenty

oh yeah well have you seen a finger

lying about because I've lost one look

let me see oh well oh no one two three

four five seven eight nine ten eleven

I've got I've got one too many now

Wellington can I use your adding machine

a minute no you can't I'm taking stock

well I want to take stock of my fingers

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