01x06 - The Tres Magia's Secret Backstory

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Check this out!

It's an enoki mushroom! They taste great with soy sauce!

There she goes again! Haruka's so weird!

I don't get it, but it's still funny!

Ooh, ooh, make a matsutake mushroom next!

You got it!

All right!

Who's that? Does she want to play with us?

That's Korisu-chan. She always plays by herself.

Hello, there! I heard your name's

Korisu-chan. Is that right?

I'm Pipi the Fairy! Would you care to join me?

My, aren't you a well-mannered lady!

So cute!

Touching!

So cool!

Charming!

Sunny like the light above, shining bright

That warm, happy smile is so perfect and right

Even when you're sad and tears roll down your cheeks

That's part of what makes you perfect to me

All I can do right now is look up at you in the sky

But I believe in the strength growing in my heart

I'm not just gushing over you

I'm not just dreaming about being you

I want to be, I want to change

This love will power me through it all

It all started that day you stole my heart

My love will never fade, My Dream Girls

So cute!

Touching!

So cool!

Charming!

The Tres Magia's Secret Backstory

You're gonna pay for this, b*tch!

Azure!

How unsightly

But I need to see more

of that beautiful skin you're hiding!

You wanna beg for mercy, now's your chance!

Not like it's gonna stop us.

Your vile game ends here, villains!

NO!

Those assholes!

I'm gonna k*ll 'em for messing with us like that!

And Sayo, you gotta get your sh*t together!

S-sorry

But you fared no better than I did this time, Kaoruko.

Wanna say that again?

Stop!

No fighting!

C'mon, Kaoruko-chan,

turn that grumpy frown upside down!

You, too, Sayo-chan!

You keep making that face, and it'll get stuck on there!

I know.

See? It's already stuck!

We're gonna be fine! We'll just try again tomorrow!

R-right.

Geez, Haruka, way to be the team mom.

Team Mom? You think so?

Whoa! I guess I kinda am!

May I present to you Haruka's

Super-Special Mushroom Lunch!

C'mon, now, dig in!

Wow.

The hell is this?

We're gonna need all the power we can

get to beat Enormita!

That means getting the right balance

of nutrients and eating healthy!

Mmm, so good!

So I've got an idea for a new attack formation.

It's bound to blow our enemies away!

Formation?

First, I fly in like this,

then you loop around like this, Sayo-chan,

with Kaoruko-chan coming in this way

Wait, was it the other way?

No, wait, I was supposed to go that way

One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two! One!

C'mon, Kaoruko-chan! Put your back into it!

One, two! One, two!

Wanna explain why we're doing this again?

One, two! One, two! One, two! One!

Kaoruko-chan?

Y-you okay?

C'mon, dance, monkey, dance!

Kiwi-chan

Least my brain's bigger than

the flea-sized speck in your noggin.

Stop! Kaoruko-chan, don't be mean,

or I'll give you a time-out!

Sorry, Kiwi-chan, Utena-chan.

I hope this hasn't changed how you feel

about my darling Kaoruko-chan.

Uh-huh

Oh, wait a sec!

Here, have these!

Wait, for real?! Hell yeah!

Th-thank you very much.

Staying hydrated is important!

Haruka's acting a lot like

she's our mom.

Korisu-chan!

Sorry, did I keep you waiting?

What do you wanna play today?

Thought so!

It's morning! Wake up, sleepyhead!

Your friends are waiting to play with you!

Good morning!

My, you're such a good girl!

Mommy Pipi is so proud of you!

It's time for your milkies!

That was so much fun! I was really getting into it.

Korisu-chan, you sure love playing house, don't you?

I can always play Mom for you!

How's it this late already?! I gotta go get groceries!

Here!

Let's play again sometime, Korisu-chan!

Bye-bye!

Salty shiokara, oranges, romanesco!

Hi, Haruka-chan! Doing some errands?

Yup! Got any romanesco?

Nope.

Aww! I gotta figure out what else to do

for tomorrow's lunch

Maitake Mushrooms

It's gotta give us energy but also be delicious,

something the two of them can really chow down on

Uh-oh. I must've drank too much water,

'cause I really gotta pee

I sense something Enormita?!

She's always on the go

They're close.

Wait a sec This is the park I was just at!

Neroalice!

The dollhouse!

I gotta make sure I don't end up inside

And I gotta call Sulfur and Azure before

What?

I can't believe I got caught that easily, AGAIN!

I really gotta get my act together.

After all, I'm supposed to be a

A What?

What am I again?

Oh, right I'm

I'm a baby!

I'm all alone!

I don't wanna be alone! I'm scared!

Someone come help me!

Who's that? Are they gonna help me?

Mommy!

I was so scared, Mommy!

But I feel better now. Thanks, Mommy!

Hey, what can I getcha?

One order of takoyaki, without the tako.

What? This is a takoyaki joint, y'know.

One order of takoyaki, without the tako.

I hope you're excited for tomorrow's lunch!

Why's she making us lunch?

She's taking this Mom sh*t too seriously.

So I thought an iguana might be cool, too, and

I'm so sorry!

You need to look where you're walking.

Hey, it's fine. No harm done, mmkay?

Don't worry your pretty head about it.

Who's that girl again?

That's Tenkawa-san. She just transferred in.

Morning, Tenkawa-san!

You get it all out, Tenkawa-san?

Have some of this, Tenkawa-san!

Let's walk home together, Tenkawa-san!

All right, what's the deal? You want something from me?

Yup! I wanna be friends with you, Tenkawa-san!

What?

Guess she's just as annoying as she's always been.

This is fun!

I'm so happy!

Mama! I love you, Mama!

I love you so much!

Mama, I'm sorry!

I can't do anything. I can't even go potty.

Huh?

Mommy's smiling. Is it okay? You're not mad?

Thank you, Mommy!

I'm just a baby. It's okay that I can't do anything.

I don't gotta work hard like the other two.

Huh? What other two? Who?

I know them

They're strong, and cool,

and they're both really important to me

And I'm

I'm

Hey, let's hit up the takoyaki stand on the way home!

I hear they updated their menu.

Sure.

Sayo-chan!

This way!

Hurry!

Oh, no

Were we too late?!

HIYA!

Huh?

Who the f*ck do you think you're f*cking with, huh?!

Tenkawa-san?!

Yeah?!

What? Why didn't I run away?

Y-yeah.

You could've gotten hurt trying to fight it yourself.

So I should've run away like a b*tch instead?

Like I was gonna let this little sh*t think it owns me.

And who are you guys?

What's with the outfits? Some kind of cosplay sh*t?

No, no!

We're magical girls!

That's right. We're magical girls.

So I'm I'm not

I'm not a

I'm not a baby at all, am I?

Where's my skirt and undies?!

She She!

She was staring straight at my you-know-what!

Forget that for a sec!

Gimme back my undies!

What? Why does she look so sad?

Wait a sec, were you having fun playing with me?

She looks sad Did she want to keep playing?

Wait

M-Mommy?

Seriously, why am I doing this?

When I look at Neroalice, though

I just feel like

Like I can't let her go without a smile.

Magia Magenta is here!

Say your prayers, Enormita!

Your evil plans

end here!

What?! Why?! Why don't you want to?!

You're the ones makin' no sense.

Why do you want me to be a magical girl?

Because you've got what it takes!

I saw how you punched that monster!

It gave me goosebumps!

Come help us put a stop to evil and save the world.

Sounds like a pain.

Oh, not at all!

It feels good to help everyone!

And we can do so much more working together!

Plus

The moment I met you, I had a feeling that you'd join us!

From that very first moment, huh?

She's a ditz and a pain in the a*s,

always acting without thinking, but

It's okay, because we've got each other!

Haruka's unabashed positivity has changed my life.

I wanna be Magenta next!

Then I'll be Azure!

Hey, I don't wanna be Sulfur again!

I wanna be Magenta, too!

Aww

The hell? What's wrong with Sulfur?

I'm gonna teach her a lesson

It's gettin' late, girls!

Let's head home!

Okay!

What's for dinner?

No idea, but it'll give you world-saving energy, mmkay?

What's that supposed to mean, Mom?

Our team mom, huh?

TUTORING

I sense something!

A monster!

I-I can't take it anymore

Mommy

I need to

I-I gotta

I gotta

N-no, don't push on it!

I can't hold it!

B-but

I shouldn't.

I'm not really a baby

M-mommy

I can't hold it

I peed my pants

A magical girl just peed her pants

I'm I'm so embarrassed.

But why do I feel so

Huh?

Ow!

Wait, what?! How?

H-hold it!

What are you really after?!

Neroalice?!

Magenta!

Azure! Sulfur!

Sorry!

We should've come quicker!

S-seems like it was a fierce battle.

Hello?

Yeah, it was really rough

Wait, my undies! Where'd they go?!

All better!

So tell us, what the hell happened?

Well

Whatever it was, I feel a lot better now!

Sheesh.

You big weirdo.

Oh yeah, I've got a question about lunch tomorrow!

The local fishmonger's got a big sale going on.

So I thought I'd put together

an octopus and mushroom feast!

TAKO-TASTIC

OCTOPUS SALE!

What the hell?! You know I hate octopus!

And you should stop being so picky, Kaoruko-chan!

It's more than just the octopus

You seriously still trying to be our mom?

Sure! I can be your mom!

Actually, why don't you call me Mommy?

Like we're babies?! No thanks!

Truth is, I want to be cuter, want to be sweeter

I can't help that I'm a bad girl, sorry

I just wanna bully you

You're so precious, so perfect, I love you so much it hurts

But the love I want to give you is brutally sadistic

I was just a sweet girl

Innocently dreaming of being the main character

Wondering sadly why I couldn't be like that

Then boom, it came to me, and suddenly I was under its spell

I can't focus on school or anything

I'm stuck fantasizing about every situation

Lighting the fuse and having some expl*sive fun

Might not be so bad after all

Truth is, I want to be cuter, want to be sweeter

But I'm gonna write my own story, walk my own path for me

I wanna see her shine brighter

I wanna see her be even more powerful

So accept my special kind of love, this top-shelf fetish

Azure in Trouble!