01x13 - Summer of La Excavación/Summer of La Pijamada

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music playing]

-[cat snarling]
-[dogs barking]

[singing] ♪ hey! another day
in my old hood ♪

♪ Summer's starting
and it's gonna be so good ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey!
I was gonna be so cool ♪

♪ Then you all moved in
and got me looking like a fool, again ♪

[chorus] ♪ Oye, Primos ♪

♪ Why you all up in my face ♪

[chorus] ♪ Oye, Primos ♪

♪ Get up out my space ♪

[chorus] ♪ Oye, Primos ♪

♪ You're wearing out
my brain ♪

♪ You're driving me insane ♪

♪ Not the roll call again ♪

♪ Cousin Bud, Nacho and Lita ♪

♪ Tere, Tabi and Tonita ♪

♪ Scooter, Lotlot
and Gordita ♪

♪ Nachito, ChaCha
and Cookita ♪

-[chorus] ♪ Yay ♪
-[Tater] ♪ No, come on ♪

[chorus] ♪ Oye, Primos ♪

[grunts in frustration]

[Tonita reading]

[snoring]

[gags, coughs]

What's going on?

[yelping] Tater, you're asleep,
and this is a dream!

If this is a dream,

where are my robot arms?

And why are you dangling
like a pinata?

[gasps] I've seen
this move before.

It's in Volume 6,
page 8 of my Gravel Ravine comic.

Actually, it was Volume 9,
page 7.

Tonita...

are you telling me
you read comics?

Okay, fine. So, I do.

And it's all your fault.

When you were trying to learn French,
I thought, I don't know,

maybe I could do
something on my own too,

you know, without my sisters.

[in French accent] Le gasp!

I want to be an adventure archaeologist
like Gravel Ravine!

Rendrez le gasp times two!

I mean, times deux.

Exactly. Archaeology,
digging in the dirt with cargo shorts,

my sisters
would never understand.

But I want to go to an
archaeological excavation this weekend.

It's Terremoto's annual
Dig the Crevasse event.

So, I have to tell them,
right?

Hmm. Right.

Hermana life update.

I wanna dig in the dirt
and wear cargo shorts like Gravel Ravine.

And Tater it is totally
on my side.

[both screaming]

You think we'd ever let you
dig around in the dirt?

I don't even like mud masks
for my face.

[crying]
This is Tater's fault somehow!

She threw me
under the bus!

The bus!
Don't tell them!

Okay, okay.
Gosh! Just stop messing up my hair.

Ugh. I won't tell them
about Sunday.

Sunday?
But Dig the Crevasse is on Saturday.

[gasps] No, it can't be!

That's when
the Fashion Week blowout sale is.

My sisters and I
have been training all week for it!

[rhythmic breathing]

How am I gonna do both
on the same day?

Shhh!

Do not fear, child.

We just need to prepare you
for the sale and the dig.

With my help, you'll get through
both events twice as fast.

[chuckles softly] Partners?

Yes!

Partners!

All right, ladies.
Let's train.

[clanking, thudding]

[chuckles nervously]

We have to be in tiptop form
to shop till we drop.

But we also got to be able
to carry all of our bags!

Bring up those rodillas,
hermanita.

[grunting]

[grunts]

[both grunting]

[both exclaiming]

-Tonita, are you keeping up, girly?
-[yelps]

[chuckles nervously] Yeah.

All right, then.
Come on.

[groans softly]

Hut, hut, hut!

We need to practice
excavating artifacts,

and no one's got
a bigger collection of ancient treasures

than Buela's freezer.

Right. We need to unearth the last
paleta de limon from this frozen tundra

without causing an avalanche.

Ooh! I've got
a trick for this.

-[yodeling]
-[rumbling]

-[crackling]
-[expl*si*n]

[both yelping]

Frozen peas incoming!

[grunting] Don't worry, Tater.

I'll use Gravel Ravine's
signature move from Issue 18.

Got it!

[lisping] It's stuck
on my tongue!

At the sale,
they always have fine jewelry.

But fine can be relative.

Remember the three C's
of diamonds?

Cut, clarity and...

[gasps]

Do you see this tragedy?

What's with the dirt,
Tonita?

Are those frozen peas
under your nails?

[stuttering] I...

[grunting]

[♪ French accordion
music playing]

[grunting]

It's a reverse French manicure
with charcoal and green tea extract.

[chuckles nervously]

[muted groans]

[shudders]

I saw that on TV.

Wow. So chic.

Tonita, you were
on it, girly.

[snarling]

-[laughs cunningly]
-Hey!

-We had those on hold!
-Give it back!

All right, Tonita.

On the dig,
you've got to be ready for anything.

Ancient booby traps,
flying arrows,

flesh-eating piranhas.

[exclaiming]

Overcome these obstacles

and you will reach Buela's
most prized possession.

Her ancient molcajete.

And I'm gonna run the course, too,
because it looks super fun.

Follow my lead, fritas.

[exclaiming]

[yelps]

[grunts]

Ah-ha!

We got you, Small fry!

[grunting]

[yelping]

-[gasps]
-[grunting]

-[water splashing]
-[Tater screams, gurgling]

Yes! Our Prize!
Guacamole!

[chomping] Mmm.

[straining, groaning]

We did it! [groans softly]

Here you go.
May our enemies be mashed like avocados.

Dang, Tonita.
You go hard!

You're making
so much progress, Tonita.

Chips are a great motivator.

-Quick! Hide!
-[shudders]

Focus up, hermanitas.

We only have one more day
to prepare for the sale.

Remember, only amateurs wait for
shop assistants to reach the top racks.

We've got our secret weapon.

The T-Sisters Tower Toss.

Oh, yeah. I've been practicing my leap.
Watch this!

[grunting, exclaiming]

Whee!

[yelping]

[screaming, yelping]

[all groaning]

[groans softly]

Are you wearing
cargo shorts?

Worse. They're zip-offs.

Tonita, are you keeping
something from us?

She totally is!

Where have you been
sneaking off to todo el dia?

Yeah. Don't think
we didn't notice that, hermanita.

We have a great eye
for even the smallest detalles.

[speaking Spanish]

I wanted to tell you
that I wanna be an archeologist

like Gravel Ravine.

I really did.

Pero Tater talked me
out of it.

She didn't think
you'd approve.

[gasps] She threw me
under the bus.

Tater said
you wouldn't understand.

The bus!

Oh! Tater didn't think
we'd understand.

Well, Tonita, it hurts that you
didn't think we'd have your back.

Or trust us enough to look past
the dirt smudges and bad hair.

And you!
We can see you, Tater.

[shudders]

You are being
an influencer for Tonita

and not in the good fashion
kind of way.

[shudders]

Bueno, you won't have to worry
about us a second longer.

Si. We're going to the fashion week
blowout sale without you, Tonita.

[whimpering]

[exclaiming scornfully]

[man on PA] Welcome to
the Dig the Crevasse event.

Aw. Cheer up, Tonita.

Hey, isn't it funny
how ChaCha got banned

from the Dig the Crevasse
event

because she dug that sinkhole
that swallowed up the attendant?

[screaming]

He was only down there
a couple of hours.

That guy sure
can hold a grudge.

[shudders]

-[sighs]
-Hmmm.

You know, rumor has it we could still
find long lost treasure here.

Like a dinosaur skull or a treasure
you can share with your sisters.

[sighing] Oh, Tater.

My sisters are my treasure.

And now they won't even
talk to me.

[Tere and Tabi screaming]

Great. I miss them so much
that I can still hear them

even here
in this lonely desert.

No! Wait!
I hear them too.

[screaming on TV]

Breaking news.

Two highly fashionable girls are about
to be crushed by a giant ball of clothes.

[gasping] Ooh! That's bad.

But at least
it can't get worse.

And it gets worse.

The clothes
are from last season.

[chuckling] Terry.

[chuckling] Sorry. Sorry.

But indeed, folks,
an incredibly dangerous situation is--

Unfolding.

[chuckling] Terry!
God, stop!

[laughs] I just
can't help it.

-[screaming]
-I can't let my sisters get flattened

by their love of clothes.

I have to save them, Tater!
Come on!

[panting, yelps]

Right behind you!

[people screaming]

[both gasping]

[girl screaming]

[snarling]

[Tere and Tabi screaming]
Somebody help us!

Tabi! Tere!

You ready, Tater?

Let's do this.

[♪ singing in Spanish]

♪ I'm comin' for you! ♪

♪ Look at her
She loves a challenge ♪

[Tabi] ♪ Look at her
She takes it on ♪

[Tere] ♪ Moving with crazy style
Through every obstacle ♪

♪ So smooth
La natural ♪

♪ So cool
She got it all ♪

♪ Look at those moves
They're sensacional ♪

[Tonita] ♪ Who said I can't
walk through fire? ♪

♪ Who said I can't
make it through? ♪

♪ Nothing gonna
hold me back ♪

♪ I do whatever
I gotta do ♪

♪ I got the flame
burning inside ♪

♪ Sombrero colder than ice ♪

♪ Escuchame
as long as I breathe ♪

♪ I do anything
to get to you two ♪

[♪ singing in Spanish]

♪ I'm comin' for you ♪

♪ As long as I'm breathing ♪

♪ Just keep on believing ♪

♪ I'm comin' for you ♪

[♪ singing in Spanish]

Hermanas!

You were amazing
out there, Tonita.

We really could have
used you today.

Tere messed up
the T-Sisters Tower Toss without you.

[gasps] That giant clothes ball
was made of all your go-backs.

It was not.

I would never wear
zebra print.

Aw. I missed you both.

I could never be
an archaeologist without you.

Your training even helped me
save you.

[sighs softly]

I'm sorry you didn't think
you could confide in us.

We will always support
your hobbies and passions.

Even if your pants
are tucked into your socks.

Is that gonna be a thing now?
[yelps]

No dress code required
to be supportive sisters.

T-Sisters por vida.

[both] Hermanas!

Hermanitas!

Oh, yay! Group hug!
[stuttering] Can I...

But it's Tater.

Ugh, fine. Come on.

We're glad that you were there
to support our hermanita, Tater.

Just don't do it without us
next time, okay?

I won't.

[♪ vocalizing Jaw's theme music]

[♪ vocalizing Jaw's theme music]

[shudders]

[Tater reading]

[♪ accordion music playing]

Ooh la la!

[grunts] Oh, yeah...

I mean oui, oui.

[kissing]

Ugh! La petite Amoray,
take me away.

[girl speaking French]

A girl my age?

And she's reading.
That's Amoray?

She's a Romancimorphs fan!

We must meet!

Tater, do not mess this up.

[in French accent] Bonjour!
Tater's the name and French is my game.

And you are?

[girl] Oh, moi?
I'm Serena.

-[yelps]
-[shattering]

[laughs, snorts]

So much for making
a cool first impression, Serena.

[laughs]

A fellow weirdo!

I saw this
in my favorite French film,

Oui, oui, Marie.

Oui, oui, Marie.
That's my favorite too.

We should be best friends!

[muttering]

-Too soon, Tater.
-Um...

Are we the same person

'cause that's what
I was about to say?

-Really?
-Really.

[both exclaiming]

[car honks]

Ugh! Man.
My mom is here already.

I don't want to go now.

You're the first friend
I've made since moving here.

Wait.
You just moved here?

Ah, oui.
And my place has been nuts

with all the unpacking
and repairing and sounds.

You just can't imagine how annoying it is
to live in such a noisy house.

[chuckles nervously] Yeah.

No, I can't imagine that.
Love my quiet time.

Just me and the silence.

Wait a second. What?
Are you an only child too?

[stuttering] Yeah.

Only child.
No siblings for this guy.

[laughs hysterically]

[car honking]

Well, I wish we could talk
into le morning, but I gotta go.

What if we had a sleepover?

What? Yeah!

I'll go ask.

Oh, yes. Yes!

Oh, no.

-Ah! I love it here.
-I'm so glad.

Tater, we were meant to be
the best of friends.

-[all laughing]
-Uh, what's happening?

[yelps] Serena!

You're not an only child.

You're le liar!

Le no!

[shudders]

Serena can't ever find out
about the primos.

Meet your fam.
Meet your fam. Meet your fam.

The loft at the garage-ay
is perfect for a primo-free night.

[in French accent]
Let's class up the joint.

Mmm. Plushy.

[grunting] So classy.

Classy, classy, classy.

[in normal accent]
Now it's sleepover ready.

[gasps] But what to wear?

Serena can't see me
in these.

She probably wears
fancy PJs.

[grunts]

There. Le perfect.

[rumbling]

[all exclaiming, cheering]

[yelps, groans]

Now to take care
of the primo problem.

[chuckles cunningly]

[indistinct chatter]

[gags, coughs]

[indistinct chatter]

I said...

[gags, coughs]

[chattering stops]

[sobbing] Cough, cough.

Are you okay, prima?

Um...

[muted groans, gurgling]

Ugh. She looks pretty sick.

Hmmm. I did not anticipate
any outbreaks this summer.

-[sizzling]
-[shudders]

Everyone, report to the living room
for decontamination please.

[straining]
Don't worry about me.

My germs and I will stay here
away from everyone.

Don't bother me
for, like, the next 12 hours.

[coughing, gagging]

Feel better, Tater.

[grunts] Now
I just need an imitator.

Meet your fam!
Meet your fam!

Ah, the robot
Gordita built for cousin Bud.

[chuckles softly] The H2-Bro.

Meet your fam!
Meet your fam!

[yelping] Meet your fam!

[coughing over stereo]

This plan is le primo proof.

-[laughs maniacally]
-Booyah ba-bam.

[shudders] Act normal,
but not too normal.

You don't want to be like
boring or something. Wait!

Are the cookies
too much?

I think they're too much.
[whirring, chomping]

Bonjour, le bestie.

[muffled]
Bonjour, le bestie.

[gulps] Prepare to be amazed
by my loft at the garage-ay.

[grunting]

Is this all yours?
It's amazing.

This is my finest
fan art thus far.

Whoa! Magnifique.

[glasses clinking]

This is the most relaxed
I've been in weeks.

Uh... pizza bagel?

Oh, uh... yes.
This is classy.

Plenty more
where that came from.

Aw! You shouldn't have.

Only the best
for my guest.

[chattering in distance]

[stuttering] Typical Bud.

-My dad watches TV at full volume.
-[all chattering]

Did I tell you
I've been learning, uh,

this, step dancing?

[laughing hysterically]

[panting]

That was aggressive.

I love it!

But, um, hey.
I need to use the restroom.

Restroom?
Like inside the house?

Uh... yes.

Prima!

We brought you some
caldo de pollo.

-[strained coughing]
-Prima?

[both screaming]

We'll just leave
the soup right here. Bye!

[softly] We have
to be very quiet.

You don't want to wake Mom
after she's gone to bed.

It gets scary.

[screaming]

[panting]

That was really close.

Uh... What are you doing?

Oh, just thought
we'd make a game of it.

You know, like spies
breaking into enemy territory.

[chuckles nervously]
Where's the restroom again?

Oh! Right. Sorry.
Come on. This way.

-[chomping]
-Hmmm?

Garage Possum, no!

-[grumbles]
-[grunting]

We had a deal.

[blows raspberry]

[groans softly]

You didn't say
you had a roommate.

[both laughing]

Well, at least he didn't
take the pizza bagels.

[chuckles nervously]

[coughing]

Tater's so sick
her eyes turned red.

[electronics glitching]

That doesn't sound human.

Tater?

[whirring]

[all screaming]

-Yo quiero vivir!
-[groans]

No. What we need
is an expert.

[♪ eerie music playing]

Looks like
I've got work to do.

[thunderclap]

[grunting]

It's kind of old and glitchy,
but now we can watch Oui, oui, Marie.

Oui.

Uh... Oui.

[sighs in relief]

[both] Oui, oui.

[yelps]

[electricity crackling]

Leave this place.

♪ Twinkle, twinkle
Little star ♪

♪ How I wonder
what you are ♪

♪ Up above the world so high ♪

♪ Like a diamond in the sky ♪

[crackling]

[whirring]

Small fry! No!

What in the Sam Hill?

Oh! Hey, Tater.

[yelping] Another primo?
Who is that?

This is my friend Serena.

We were trying to watch
le DVD

but I short-circuited
the garage.

It's all right,
sweet potater.

Why don't y'all come inside?

I got some lights and games
set up in the living room.

Oh-h*! Sweet. I'm there.

Wow.

She couldn't get away
fast enough to get into the house.

[gasps] Into the house!

[sobbing] Small fry!

Good thing I always keep
a spare coffin.

Alas. Poor Tater.

-I knew her well.
-[crying]

Whoa! Nice!

Thanks, Mr. Humphrey.

[yelps]

[gasps] No!

Uh... Why are there
so many shoes?

Because we've got
lots of feet.

Kids, get on down here.

[rumbling]

That's it! I confess!
I'm dishonest, a coward, a perjurer.

I'm... a liar!

I have an enormous family.

[♪ "Taps" playing]

Uh... What are you all doing?

Small fry? You're alive?

I've never been so happy!

Um, Tater,
who are all these people?

[groans]

I'm sorry, Serena.
I'm not an only child.

These are my primos
who I've been trying to hide from you.

[all exclaiming]

It's just I've never
had a friend like you.

[sighs softly] I understand
if you wanna leave.

Wait. I have something
to confess too.

I hate pizza bagels.

I pretended to eat them,
but I secretly got rid of them,

but scared you were gonna find out.
[panting] Whoa!

Feels good to say it.

Who could hate pizza bagels?

Um... I owe you all
an apology, too.

Oh, that's all right,
prima.

We're just glad you're not dead,
possessed or leaking fumes.

Uh... Okay.

[all snoring]

You know, being an only child
can get kind of lonely.

So getting to experience
a big family has been really fun.

Thanks for understanding,
Serena.

Hey, that reminds me.

If you hate pizza bagels,

what did you do
with the ones you took?

[chuckles] Oh.
Well, when I, uh...

When I went to the bathroom,
I... [laughs mischievously]

Just a minute there, Bibi.

I've got to
use the facilities.

[sniffs] Do I smell...

[yelps]

...pizza bagels?

[♪ closing theme music playing]