Sharp Stick (2022)

[bunniefuu]

Am I hitting it hard enough?

'Cause it's like...

1, 2, 3.

1, 2, 3, 4...

Un-un-un...

Sarah Jo, are you listening?

Yes, very hard.

What?

You're hitting it very hard.

Okay, from the top.

Really wanna post this today

to keep my numbers trending up.

It's really exhausting

'cause once you go viral,

you can't just rest.

Oh, it's the opposite of rest,

you gotta grind.

Some of these girls,

they're posting 15 times a day.

I swear they're using speed.

I really swear it.

They're not using speed, Mom,

they're rich, and they're bored.

Hey, who forgot


to squeegee in here?

Babe let.

Why aren't you wearing that

cherry print set we got you?

I'm practicing.

It's hanging on the curtain rod,

the tags are still on it.

Why the f*ck are the tags

still on it?

You could have told me

before I dropped $45

on something you f*cking hate.

I don't hate it,


I just have purple nails today.

Let's just do it later.

Okay.

I'm sure

she really did like them.

She's just saving them

for the perfect day.

Did you collect on Mark


in Unit A?

Unit A, I have not yet been able

to locate him yet.

Eviction notice.

Tre, Sarah Jo, breakfast,

come on.

Hi.

Welcome back to week ten


of "Care giving Essentials

for young people

with Special Needs."

I know it's been tricky to learn

when we can't all be together.

We get so much just from

absorbing each other's experiences

and grooving off of each other,

but I want to commend you all


for making the best

of a crummy situation

and pushing on.

How are we all feeling

in our placements?

Sarah Jo?

I love mine.

Zach is the funniest person


I've ever met.

He does the funniest,

most amazing Elvis impression.

We can always count on Sarah Jo

to bring the positivity.

Anyone struggling?

Because that's okay, too.

Henry.

I think it's weird that they

left me alone in the house

with an 18-year-old girl,

and the kid,

the younger sibling,

isn't even there,

and the parents are never home.

Um, I'm gonna

get back to you on that.

Uh... it's a very good point.

Um... uh, Sandra,

what about you?

Do you wanna start off

with some markers?

This money is in the bank.

I don't know.

I'm just gonna like

hunker down, you know,

kick it around

the old homestead.

I don't know,

maybe we'll hit Erewhon.

Nah, I was thinking

I was gonna maybe work

on some of the plants outside.

Good morning, Z!

Sarah Jo, Sarah Jo,

whaddya know?

- Good morning.

- Z, you want milk?

Baby, I can't find

my keys anywhere.

Um, when did you last have 'em?

I just don't have time

for this right now, okay?

This buyer is coming in

from San Francisco,

he's a Twitter executive.

I have one hour to show him

this house.

- Oh, my God.

- Boom-shaka-laka.

Oh, good!

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

But do you remember,

physical therapy?

He's got physical therapy.

- Yep, got it.

- It's at the track today.

- Got it.

- I don't like when you say "got it,"

because it makes me feel

like you don't got it,

and it makes me feel like I'm the

only person in the world who's got it.

What exactly would you have

liked for me to have said right then?

What could have I said?

"Heather, I'm going to

meet Mary Kublick at the track."

"We're gonna have his water

and his shin guards."

"I'm not gonna take him to

Chic-fil-A like I did last time."

That's not necess... Okay,

baby, let's just pretend I said that.

- Can we do that?

- But you didn't say that.

But can we just do that?

Can we just do that?

Please, please, please,

I believe in you.

- I'm proud of you. You are gonna slay.

- I look like a whale.

You do not, look at you!

Baby, you're gonna crush today.

- Okay.

- Okay.

Love you.

- Go slay the day, Mama.

- Okay.

You gots this, you gots this.

You want a purple?

My man.

I like what you're doing there, dude.

Mommy wishes she could stay home

with you all day, okay?

Goodbye, Mom.

Okay, there you have it.

He loves his days with you,

Sarah Jo.

- He's a great person.

- Yeah.

Okay.

Bye, sweetie.

Bye, baby. Go get 'em.

- Bye.

- You're home when?

Unclear.

Wow. I wonder what it's like

to be that busy.

Yeah, me too.

I don't know, guys.

She's f*ck' awful.

Uh, ahh!

Did I just swear?

Holy sh...

- No!

- Bad dad.

Bad daddy, bad!

You just made money, Z-man.

- Yeah, bad.

- Two bucks for the swear turtle.

You're gonna be rich, man.

Two bucks for you.

You know what time it is, Z?

Oh, I think we're about

to get down up in here.

Is it that time, Z?

Is it that time?

Siri, let's play Z's song.

- Oh!

- Oh-h-h!

Oh, snap!

Oh, yeah, he's feelin' it.

Boo!

Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo!

Does she wanna dance?

She wants to dance?

- She wants to dance.

- No!

Come on, Sarah Jo,

you gotta dance with us.

What the man wants, he wants.

Come on, Z.

Come on, Z.

Oh, you want me

to dance with her?

All right, come on,

Sarah Jo, I guess we're dancin'.

Uh-oh.

Yeah, go, Sarah!

Go, Sarah!

Sarah Jo!

Way to go, Z!

Yeah, Z!

To be clear then,

I am in the d*ck prison

with Harder,

and I don't wanna be released.

He's everything.

I can't go through

this again with you, Treina.

Now, who wants to hear

their origin story?

Me!

Okay.

So, I was 30

but I felt 80.

I'd spent 13 long years

in this town

doing everything

it had to offer.

The shine and the dark gleam.

The golden man.

Hmm. Musty little ghouls

in suits.

- Bruce...

- Bruce.

He was an entertainment lawyer

with a big house in the hills.

And he had a p*nis that was

wider than it was long,

which is called a...

Chode.

Good girls.

So the natural time was

approaching for us to divorce.

He wanted a new, you know,

a new woman to bring

to Oscar parties,

and I wanted a baby.

My doctor said there was

a small chance,

slim to none,

if I didn't get started

right then and there.

You know, it runs

in our family, Sarah Jo.

So, I was at the furrier's,

LeBuque's on Wilshire,

and there was this beautiful

little model,

and she shifted position,

so I noticed she had like

this huge pregnant belly.

And she saw me see her

and she looked scared,

like terrified,

and I realized, oh, my God,

her boss doesn't know.

So I was like, "Shh,

shh, it's okay, don't worry."

And I explained to her

that I could help her.

I could take care of her

and the baby,

if she wanted.

And from that moment on,

we are glued at the hip,

like joined.

And I have her drinking

carrot and yam smoothies.

Eww.

I have her doing

dance workouts and lymphatics,

and when she goes into labor,

I leave.

I leave Bruce.

And when you, when you are born,

she leaves with this guy

she met at Scientology,

when they do that thing

where they shock you,

you know, on your wrist

if you're telling a lie.

And you and I, we move into this

sweet little apartment in Beverly Hills,

and every night

we watch the headlights go by.

And I say...

"Count the diamonds,

little thing."

And you were

a very early counter.

You were.

"Reina" means queen.

And the "T"...

the "T" I added for "truth."

Have to remember

to tell Harder this,

'cause he wants to know

everything about me.

Will you tell mine now?

Yours?

I was having, um, a fling

with my personal trainer, Roy,

and he was doing such a good job

that I didn't even realize

I was pregnant

till you nearly slipped out

at seven months.

And we did,

we tried to give it a go.

But... he even named you,

you know that?

He was very, very handsome.

But he was just

a really simple guy.

So I bought him

a ticket back to Florida.

It's best just

to keep it us three.

Mom, you were like,

"Well, hey, Roy."

- Stop!

- You were.

He was a very nice man.

- You were like, "Oy, Roy!"

- You are bad.

- "Oy, Troy..." or Roy.

- Don't!

- "Oy, Roy!"

- That's so disgusting!

Ay-ay-ay!

ZZ Top, what are we

working with today, buddy?

- Okay.

- Okay.

You know something, Z?

I love you.

I don't want you to be anything in

this world but exactly who you are.

That being said, sometimes

we need to have just like

the ability to just sort of want

to at least change it up a little bit.

You wanna rock it though, huh?

He wants to rock it.

- Rock it!

- I hear you, dude.

I hear you, it's coming.

Houston, I think we are

ready for liftoff.

In 5, 4...

3, 2, 1...

I gotta land this rocket!

Oh, I'm gonna...

Eat up, big boy.

I'll get you some more milk.

Sarah Jo, I got more batter.

Let me make you some.

Pick a shape.

A mouse?

- A mouse?

- If that's okay.

If that's... if that's...

No, it's cool, um...

Let me just like...

...wrap my artistic head

around a mouse.

All right, I see your mouse.

I see your mouse, Sarah Jo.

All right, stand by.

See what we got going here.

What do you want

to do today, Zach?

I want to watch

a movie with Elvis.

You wanna watch an Elvis movie?

Let's do that.

You know what, Zach?

You are like Elvis to me.

You mean the best ever?

- You're the best ever.

- No, you're the best ever.

- You're the best ever.

- The best ever...

Okay, Sarah Jo,

it is with honor and respect,

I humbly present to you

monsieur le mouse.

Yuck.

Thanks, Z.

Whaddya...

Whaddya think?

You dig it?

Cool.

This feels f*cking fantastic.

My third eye is tired.

It's an ancient ritual.

It clears away years

of impurities.

Emotional, physical, sexual.

I think Harder might be

the full package, guys.

What is in a full package?

Can't believe I'm saying this,

but, like, the husband?

Oh, no, no, no.

Don't even say that word

in front of me.

After five California divorces,

it loses a little of its tingle.

I know, but it's like...

He's so f*cking hot.

He's obsessed with me.

He's nice to dogs.

He's in my scene.

He has a British accent.

He makes a living.

Oh, as what?

What do you mean "as what"?

What does he make

a living doing?

That's a snotty question.

I just asked what he enjoys.

He's a club promoter, okay?

You don't have to be

so immediately judgmental

of what people are doing

to rise up in this world.

Everybody has

to start someplace.

He's already said

three different times

he'd never let our family

go hungry.

Our family.

Go hungry.

But we're not hungry.

That's not the point.

I vote pool man or gardener.

Both safe, good jobs.

Always in demand.

I think Harder might be Greek.

This too shall pass.

What?

Mm...

just wanting to kiss Harder

all the time,

f*ck Harder all the time.

Mom, eww!

No, I'm just saying,

enjoy it now, you know.

Eat it for breakfast,

lunch and dinner.

'Cause in about 23 years, you're

never gonna wanna do it again.

This too shall pass.

Uh.

I'm just itchy as f*ck.

Is anyone else itchy?

Is the antihistamine hour

upon us?

Wait.

Okay, but, like...

he's hanging out

with his ex's cousin

at Universal Studios.

Like, what is that?

It's simple.

You wanna know if he's

really yours?

You look him in the eye

and you say...

"Do you find me beautiful?"

It's foolproof.

He did not think you

were gonna ask that question.

He thought he had endless

amounts of time to decide,

and you are giving him

a limited time offer.

And he starts thinking,

"If I don't act soon,

the next schmo off the bus

from Idaho will."

And that is how I ended up

in not one but two

Duran Duran music videos

with a pet-f*ck' cheetah.

- Oh, my God.

- It opened doors with its paw.

- Okay?

- Yeah.

So, say after me.

- Do...

- Do...

- ...you...

- ...you...

- ...find...

- ...find...

- ...me...

- ...me...

- Do you find...

- Me.

Me.

Beautiful?

Beautiful?

The truth, men love a problem.

Interesting men.

You know, like...

complicated men...

they love a back story.

Josh?

- What's up?

- Hi.

Hey.

- Is Z asleep? Yeah?

- Mm-hmm, he's still sleeping.

Good.

Do you find me beautiful?

Huh?

I hope these scars

won't be an issue for you.

Whoa, whoa.

Sarah Jo...

Hang on a second.

You really don't need

to do that.

I'm sorry if I gave you, uh,

the wrong impression

or something, but listen,

you're...

So, you...

you don't find me beautiful?

No, I just, I haven't...

No, you are.

Yeah, of course...

Of course you are.

- That's not...

- I'm still a virgin, you know?

Shut the f*ck up.

Really?

Wow.

Huh.

That's crazy.

I just didn't...

Really? I mean, that's great.

Good for you. That's something

you should, like, protect and...

No, I don't wanna be a virgin.

- Why?

- Because I'm 26.

Ah, Sarah Jo, come on.

And I like you.

Me?

You're sensitive.

Masculine, proven by how

you relate to your son.

- You don't judge people for being different...

- Bullshit.

...and you are

such a good dancer,

and my mother says that means

you'll be good in the sack.

Well, you've gotta listen

to your mom.

You should never argue with mom,

but, please,

just keep that there, keep...

I gotta tell you something,

Sarah Jo.

I'm... I'm older than you.

And I know a few things.

And I promise you,

you do not want to lose

your virginity to me.

I promise.

I'm like, uh...

I mean, I'm like a loser.

No, I'm not just

saying this, Sarah Jo.

I'm like grizzled and old

and like my body is...

Just trust me... pl-please?

You don't want this.

You-You should find someone

really nice.

You know? Find a...

Hey, find a nice guy.

Like a nice, a nice...

Sarah Jo.

Like a nice boy who's soft

and treats you well,

like a f*ck' Disney star,

Zac Efron.

I don't watch Disney.

Well...

Do you see these scars?

Um, Sarah Jo, I do.

I do.

I have these scars because I had

a radical hysterectomy at 15.

It was an emergency.

I'm sorry to hear that.

You don't have to be sorry,

you didn't do it.

My body was in pain one day.

It was in so much pain

that I passed out in gym class

and everyone was running

over me to capture the flag.

And then the doctors went in,

and when they went in,

everything was all stuck

together like

someone had spit

chewing gum in there,

and instead of having

one uterus,

I had two very small ones with

the ovaries stuck into them.

Nothing would have ever grown

in there, even if I tried.

Maybe a little bit but it would

have died before it was ever born.

- Hey.

- So they took everything out, and...

without puncturing my intestines

because my mother said

she wouldn't live with

a child with a colostomy bag.

I don't... I hit menopause

when I was 17,

and I don't feel my age

and I don't feel my body

and so I'm just asking you

for this favor, for this one thing.

If you think I'm,

if you think I'm beautiful...

I do.

I think you're beautiful.

Can I kiss you?

Yes.

Okay, I'm gonna.

Okay.

Oh, f*ck.

Zach is sleeping

for another 45 minutes.

Does it take that long?

If you asked Heather,

she would definitely say no.

Can I go down on you, Sarah Jo?

- Go down?

- Yeah.

Where?

- Where? No, can...

- I don't know what...

I'm sorry.

Can I... Can I kiss you here?

- Uh-huh.

- Right here.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

Are you okay?

I just wanna do

the main thing now.

Can we do the main thing?

Yeah.

Yeah?

- Yeah, we can do the main thing.

- Okay.

Yeah, all right.

- Let's... come here.

- Okay.

- Come here, just lay down, okay?

- Okay.

All right, be careful.

Wait, hang on.

Let me just get

something for your head.

- Okay.

- All right.

I'm gonna...

I'm gonna take these off, okay?

Yeah?

All right.

Oh, boy.

Okay. All right.

Listen...

you gotta promise me,

if anything hurts or turns

at all uncomfortable,

you've gotta tell me, okay?

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Okay.

- You ready?

- Yeah.

Yeah? Okay.

Okay.

Is that all right? Yeah?

Okay, shh, shh, shh.

Okay.

Yeah, is it all right?

Ah, f*ck, yeah.

Shh.

You okay?

Okay, and it

doesn't hurt, right?

- Uh-huh.

- Yeah?

Ah, f*ck...

Shh-shh-shh... wait.

Ah...

Ah, f*ck...

f*ck!

Ah, sh*t.

- I'm so sorry.

- What?

f*ck, I'm so sorry.

What? Is it done?

Oh! Son of a b*tch!

g*dd*mn it.

What? Are you okay?

Yeah. I'm... I'm really...

Uh...

Is it...

Does it... does it

usually take that long?

No, no, no.

No, it did... No, definitely not.

So, what happened?

I just...

f*ck.

It's that...

That's why I knew that

we shouldn't have done this.

I'm sorry, I...

You should never...

Heather and me, like, don't...

we don't do this.

Do what?

We don't, like,

have sex anymore.

Like now for two years,

we just...

Well, it's like

f*cking pathetic.

And so...

But how did she make the baby?

Well...

First of all, it cost like

150 f*cking grand, you know?

You just, you...

you felt super good, and...

you're so f*cking beautiful

and like sexy,

and I don't know, it just...

I got excited

and I'm really sorry,

and I can't believe

that that was...

Can we do it again?

You wanna do it again?

Um...

Yeah.

Yeah, Sarah Jo.

I mean, I need like ten minutes,

but is that...

Yeah?

- Yes.

- Okay.

- And in the meantime...

- Yeah.

...I didn't really like

the thing that you were doing

when you put your mouth

or your lips or your tongue

or whatever down here.

- Really?

- Mm-hmm.

Huh.

It didn't really feel that good.

It didn't?

Holy sh*t.

Nah, you should, like...

I used to have a pretty...

...pretty wicked reputation for

being pretty darn good at that.

But, okay.

No, no, I'll take the hit.

Um...

You're something else, Sarah Jo.

It's okay if I touch you here?

Is that all right?

How is that?

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

How is that?

Yeah?

Shh, shh, shh. That's it.

That's it.

Yeah.

Okay. I don't think I need

ten minutes anymore, Sarah Jo.

All right, here we go.

- You wanna make money, bro?

- What you f*ck' say?

Or do you want your kids

to f*cking starve?

Do you want your unborn baby

to f*cking starve?

Come to my next wedding,

be wearing f*cking diapers

and rags with no shoes on.

I'm up there getting married to

a f*cking denim princess, bro.

Can you imagine ten years ago,

if I had said,

"Hey, Yuli, let's put

a f*cking kombucha spout

in a f*cking denim lap,"

dude, you would have puked.

Well, tell them that

when I've got my d*ck out

on the cover of Rivet magazine.

And you're like taking

smoothie orders at Magic, bro.

You're legitimately filthy.

Legitimately.

But it's nice.

There's gonna be a f*cking

tofu lab, you know?

- Yeah.

- Like a f*cking granola bar.

- Oh, I love it.

- We sell pants, dude.

Here we go,

let the Yule log get some.

Aw, sh*t! Oh, yes!

Mmmmm.

Mm, Mama!

- No!

- Come on.

You gotta be the most beautiful

pregnant woman in all of California.

- Yuli!

- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

Did you think I was

your husband for a second?

No, I did not because my husband

would never touch me that tenderly.

- That's true.

- What are you two idiots

doing up there

for so many hours?

Making moves.

Making power moves.

That's just what we do.

From 2002.

Never been me-too'd.

Just free-stylin' with my crew.

Heather, Josh, Zach...

Zach's babysitter.

The stiff Swiss d*ck

is the pick of the litter.

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

- What did I...

- You're done. You're done.

When the girls scream "danke,"

I just reply "bitte, schon."

I grew up in the Alps,

but I'm not Austrian.

- You're f*cking glowing.

- Stop it.

No, you are,

you are f*cking aglow.

I mean, don't stop it, but go home to

the 21-year-old who's in your bed, truly.

- You get what you get and you don't get upset.

- You're an idiot.

'Sup? I love you.

I love you.

You know, you don't

have to do that.

I can do that for you.

Zach is still at swim practice.

Oh, thank you, Sarah Jo,

but it's one of the few things

that makes me feel

like a competent mother,

so I'll finish it up myself.

Okay.

Let's see if he

actually eats this.

These tops.

Ow! Ow, my God.

- Are you okay?

- I cut myself. Ow!

- Ow, that hurts.

- Okay, one second, let me get something.

I don't know how I just cut

myself on a children's snack pack.

I feel like a modern miracle,

that's not supposed to happen.

- There you go.

- Thank you.

Aaah.

Oh, that hurts.

Oh, my God.

Whew!

Sarah Jo, you really are

such a gem with him.

It makes leaving him every day,

especially like this,

a lot more bearable.

So, thank you.

I'm sorry.

I literally don't know

what's happening.

It happens like six times

a day now.

I'm barely even crying,

it's nothing.

It's nothing.

Please ignore me.

- I won't ignore you.

- It's like a hormone.

Just like, it's not even tears, it's

just like this thing that happens.

It's like my...

And I know I asked you

to stay late tonight,

which I really appreciate.

There's this whole work thing,

I don't even wanna go, but...

I would love it if you could be

a little bit more on it

with picking up

after Zach's activities,

you know, putting things

back in the bin.

It just feels like the yard's

been hit by a hurricane,

the living room's a mess,

you know?

And so if you could just

put things back in the bin

after you finish one thing,

and then, you know,

let the dishwasher run,

you would be batting

a thousand, truly.

Ow, ow, ow.

God, this really hurts.

No, it's just like he's like

forebodingly disgusting.

I mean, like, I swear to God,

like Yuli opened a bar

just to get p*ssy.

And like think about that, he...

And if you think about,

like, right now,

like in this political climate,

it's like...

You know? I mean, imagine if

Yuli did not have a rich dad.

The sh*t's cool. I mean,

he's got, like, good taste.

But like...

It's like, would the world

legitimately be

a better place or would it

be a worse place?

I mean, like answer that...

But seriously, though, like,

answer the f*cking question.

Right?

No, it's like, I just, like,

I just, like, have this picture

of him in Cabo

and just like, just like how

just f*cking decrepit he is.

Like, the things he wants

and like what he goes after,

it's just like, he's like

a legitimate maniac.

Well, dude, your f*ck' wife

ought to wash your feet

before you go to bed too,

you f*ck'...

Oh, sh*t.

Hey. Oh, f*ck. Um...

Yeah, man, let me, um...

I gotta go.

Yeah, no, I love you.

Yeah, late. Yep.

- Hey.

- Hi.

Wow. Um...

Sarah Jo, I'm, uh...

I'm glad you're here.

I gotta...

You are?

Yeah.

Yeah, I just, um...

needed to, um...

I wanna, I wanna talk to you.

Um...

What happened between us

the other day,

Sarah Jo, that...

that just can't happen.

It cannot.

And I will not

allow that to happen again.

As a dad and as a husband,

that is just not the kind

of guy I want to be.

I think there's been like

a lot of pressure around here,

the thing with Heather and me.

And, uh, that's not an excuse,

you know, but it's, um...

And look, man,

I think you're like...

I think, I think

you're wonderful.

You add so much to like the

general vibe around here, man.

You like, um...

I just, for me, it's about Zach.

It is about Zach.

And he comes first.

He comes first.

And... and that's it.

Okay?

I just, like, really wanna...

I really...

I really wanna

preserve my family.

Come here.

Oh, good.

It's your turn.

I... I can't with her anymore.

Been at it for hours.

Oh, and, honey,

when you're done,

can you help me figure out how

to put this air purifier together?

Treina?

- Tre?

- Leave me alone.

It's me, it's just me.

He said to definitely

check again

'cause this sh*t is not his.

Which sh*t?

The baby, Sarah Jo, the baby!

Here you go.

They're all scum, you know?

Mom's right.

They're all just waiting

to reveal their scumminess,

even the good ones.

Maybe...

Maybe he doesn't understand.

Maybe if you explain to him that he's

the only person you've had sex with.

But he's not the only one,

Sarah Jo.

I have some f*cking math to do.

Okay.

I'm so f*cking stupid.

No, you're not.

You're not stupid.

It's okay.

Someday, someday...

you are gonna find...

you're gonna find someone

who makes you feel safe.

Like they see you.

And you won't

have to say a word.

How would you know?

Right back!

Psst!

- Did you see how this goes together?

- No.

Like they're touching you.

Welcome to Yuliville.

You're gonna love it.

- Where is he?

- He's like doing Yuli sh*t, I don't know.

How freaking cool is this?

Remember,

you got that family emergency,

and I am doing

the business thing with Yuli.

It's just really important

that we just keep this stuff

totally between you and me.

I haven't told one single soul.

Hey-o!

Whoo!

It's yours, huh?

Beautiful.

You can have it.

Bite it.

My mother always said

that it would put me too far into my head.

What?

You...

Your mom?

I mean, I'm, I'm right here.

I'll...

Hey, I'm not gonna let you

go too far into your head.

I'm not gonna let

anything bad happen to you.

Only if you want.

Wagga-wagga.

Wagga-wagga.

Yeah.

I also got shrooms.

If you felt like eating some.

I mean...

I figure...

You okay? Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

If you wanna eat some,

we could eat some.

- Shrooms?

- Mm-hmm.

What do they do?

They make you see things,

like if there's something

that you've been avoiding

or that you, you like keep it

in a box that you

don't wanna see,

they make you see 'em, and they

make you see 'em clearly.

It can be super beautiful.

I don't think

I'm avoiding anything.

You know, I don't think you're

avoiding anything either.

I think you might really

f*ck' love mushrooms.

I remember when you said

you didn't like that.

Now you do.

I love that you learned

to like it.

Come here.

Okay.

It's beautiful, just like you.

Gotta put it on you.

Look at it.

I want you to have that.

You are such a special...

It's a magical gift to me.

Unlike anything else

in the world.

I've been thinking...

that I'm gonna leave.

You and me and Z, with our own

little special family.

I know where we're going.

I said, "Whaaat?"

I've never had that before.

I've never had a life before.

Wait, wait, so there are lots

of different people who do this?

"Lots" is an understatement.

I mean, there's a f*cking ton.

I mean, there is so much porn!

You find like

a special brand that you like,

you know, a actor that you dig,

like look.

That's Bobbi Rotten right there.

I like Bobbi Rotten.

She looks like she'd totally

f*ck' destroy me.

Kind of scared of her.

I don't know, so you just

pick one you like

and off you go.

Do you know that?

- I'm concentrating.

- Oh, yeah.

- You concentrating, professor?

- Mm!

Mm? Yeah.

"I'm concentrating."

"I'm Sarah Jo and I'm

concentrating on the p*rn*graphy."

"Yeah, I wanna..."

Shh! I can't...

I can't listen to you

and this at the same time.

I'm sorry.

Up here, gorge.

You look sick.

You're getting the top of my...?

I'm getting all of you.

It is amazing.

You look so good.

Oh, my God.

I feel like sh*t.

Beautiful.

Jace.

- Oh, thank you.

- Thank you.

- Thank you for coming.

- Thank you for having me.

- Here you go, babe.

- Just always believed in the power of ritual.

You know, it's like magic

we can all tap into

in our daily lives.

And like energy and love,

it can neither be created

nor destroyed.

Absolutely. Love that.

Mm.

Mm, I was just getting started.

I was speaking

to the power of ritual

and saying how even if Treina

can't bring this baby forth

in the Earth realm,

we can still usher its spirit

forth with a baby shower.

This is intensely cool,

like so wild.

I mean, it is sick.

Like good sick.

Like it's an iconic moment.

Oh.

Well, it's for Tre.

So...

with an abundance of gifts

and love,

we show this child

that it was wanted,

even if it

could not be completed.

And we resonate the power

of our unbreakable love

for Treina

and her ability to produce life.

Now, gifts.

No!

Jace, it's so cute.

A onesie. What the f*ck

am I supposed to do with this?

I thought we were bringing

like actual presents

for an actual baby.

Huge apologies.

You know what,

I also brought a candle

and some old Percocet

from when I had my wisdoms out.

- Ooh, you lucky dog.

- Mm-hmm.

Mama's gonna be joining in

on some of that.

I brought enough

for everyone, so don't worry.

Can't believe

you still have some.

- And this.

- That's from me.

Ooh.

It's broken.

It's sacred, though.

It's made of love,

and like Mama always says,

love can neither be created

nor destroyed.

Well, I think

that is beautiful, Sarah Jo.

Did you enjoy your anesthesia?

I did, it was unbelievable.

- Really?

- There's nothing like it.

I like laughing gas, too,

but the anesthesia's better.

Oh, it's so much better.

I think we should get you some.

Two people

having sex together.

Oh, come and lick my face.

You're so f*ck' beautiful, it

makes me wanna f*ck' k*ll myself.

You're so pretty.

This ain't dirty.

It ain't.

I feel so connected to you.

Congratulations, Vance Leroy.

You are my porn star.

That's so beautiful.

- Ow!

- Okay.

Go watch a movie. Go on.

Ow!

Oh, my God.

Okay.

My water broke

and I slipped in it.

I think I'm having

a contraction.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

- Okay.

- Oh, God.

- Oh, God.

- There you go.

Okay.

Oh! Oh, God.

- Should I call an ambulance?

- Can you call Josh?

He's on a hike with Yuli.

I think they just left.

He's not that far.

- Oh!

- Josh, hi.

She's in labor right now.

Right now.

It's coming fast.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

He's gonna be here soon.

What else do you need?

A towel.

Where did you get that necklace?

County fair with my sister.

Treina.

Holy sh*t!

It's real, bab...

Baby, I'm gone, what, 30 minutes,

you're like f*ck' ready to pop?

Okay, super dad,

have the bags packed.

Where is Z? Is Z upstairs?

I called your mom and I told her

we're coming through.

I'm just gonna

throw this sh*t in the car.

You know,

I'm gonna leave 'em here.

Hey, sorry, baby, I feel like

we should get going, okay?

- The Volvo's out there.

- I wanna take an ambulance.

No, no, baby, why would we

call an ambulance...

...when I'm

gonna f*cking drive you? Z!

I'm gonna drive you, let's go.

Come on.

Call an ambulance.

I wanna take an ambulance.

Should I call you an ambulance,

baby? Why don't I get you a taxicab?

I'm driving you.

Come on, let's go!

I'm taking an ambulance

to the hospital.

And I can take care of Zach.

He's going to my mother's.

I'm taking an ambulance

to the hospital.

Hey, baby, we're having a baby.

We're having a baby.

What is the problem?

f*ck you!

Stay the f*ck away from me.

What is the problem?

Wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait.

What's going on?

What are...

What did she say to you?

You're such a f*cking loser.

Hang on, what did you...

You're a f*cking animal.

What did you say to my...

What did you say?

What did you say?

What the f*ck did you do?

I was really scared, baby.

You were scared?

- I was scared.

- You were scared?

Yeah, I'm so sorry.

- You were scared?

- Yeah.

So, what am I

supposed to do with this one?

Josh, where am I

supposed to file this one?

Wait, baby, I'm so sorry.

- This could be like the lawyer...

- f*ck.

- ...where you just ended it on your own.

- Come on, baby.

Or is this gonna be like

the stripper...

where I had to stop you

from moving to Quebec?

Or is this gonna be like the girl who

worked at the bridal store on Melrose

who kept showing up at places

we were eating with our son?

But I know...

I really, I really know

that I love you.

Okay? And I know that's like...

I love Zach.

I love Zach

and I'm so sorry, baby.

- I'm so sorry.

- No!

I'm just a f*ck-up.

I mean, I'm a f*cking f*ck-up.

I've always been

a f*cking f*ck-up,

and you know that

and I know that

and I'm f*cking disgusting

and f*cking pathetic.

But it's just who I am, baby.

I'm so sorry,

I'm so ashamed of myself.

But, sweetheart, I promise you,

if you give me one chance...

like I would f*cking

k*ll for you.

I would k*ll for you,

I would k*ll for this family.

I would... I would k*ll for Zach

and I would k*ll for this baby.

Baby, she doesn't f*cking mean

anything to me.

She doesn't f*cking

mean anything to me.

- Hey! Sweetheart, please.

- No, no, no!

Please! Please, baby, come on.

Please. Come on.

Let's go to the hospital

and have this baby,

this beautiful baby

that we made.

Please, sweetheart?

Please?

Please, baby, don't cry.

Sarah Jo, could you please go?

Sarah Jo, guess what,

you're not needed here anymore.

Could you please go?

Sarah Jo, could you please go?!

Okay.

Baby, she's gone, okay?

Hey. Hey.

Don't touch me.

- No, no, no, no, no.

- Please don't touch me.

Come on, sweetheart, listen.

Listen, I'm here for you.

I'm here for this baby, okay?

- Please don't touch me.

- I'm never gonna f*ck up again, okay?

Sister, can you come

take this full body for my Insta?

I got some

of these amazing angles,

but I can't get my face

and my butt in the shot.

b*tch, are you deaf?

Oh, my God, Amber.

You have such a strong back.

It's almost primal.

Are you a martial artist or something?

I just wanna say, I admire your

commitment to personal expression.

- Mm.

- It's almost humbling.

Julie Jo, hey.

I just wanna say,

I was raised with sisters,

and I feel that strength in you.

See you on the other side.

Dear Vance Leroy,

you are my favorite porn star.

It took me some digging

to find you.

Most of the men reminded me of

garbage collectors or my old stepdads,

but I like the way that you use

your body almost like a gymnast,

and the fact that, like me,

you have a scar

and you're not afraid

to show it to the world.

You're not worried about

looking perfect all the time,

and you even laugh

occasionally while doing it.

I could do without the tattoos,

but, guess what,

not everyone is perfect,

least of all me.

You must have a lot of fans,

but I bet you don't

have any like me.

For starters, I was

a porn virgin until I met you,

and I was an actual virgin

until like a month before that.

Speaking of me, Vance,

I've had my heart broken.

I was having a clandestine

affair with a married man

and I know, I know that makes me

sound like I have no morals or scruples,

but the situation

was very complicated.

You see, I'm not someone

who was destined to find love,

and so when it appears

in my path, I have to take it.

Judge me all you want,

but I know my truth, Vance,

and I'm turning it over and

over, trying to understand why

and how this could have

happened to me.

I gave my soul and body to this man

and promised him every fiber of my being

and every day of my future

and then just in an instant...

- Sarah Jo, could you please go!

- ...as fast as it began, his eyes turned black

- and I was nothing to him.

- Just go!

And then it hit me, Vance,

as clear as the air

after it rains in Malibu.

Am I bad at sex?

I thought I was good at it,

but maybe that's just because

I had so much fun.

Suddenly I started to remember

not just the good

and beautiful moments,

but I also remembered the parts

where I was confused.

No, no, no, baby, uh...

I don't know how to tell you.

Um, you don't have to

like blow on it.

Or a little bit scared.

You all right?

Or it just didn't work.

Oww!

Maybe everything

I didn't know how to do

made me impossible

to truly love.

f*ck' broke my d*ck.

And maybe if I knew it all,

nobody would ever

have the chance

to do this to me again,

because, Vance, I cannot,

I will not take it.

And so I must execute a plan.

I have to be brave. I

have to be strong, like when I was a kid

and the doctor was taking blood and

said, "This will just be a sharp stick,"

and I would know it was going

to hurt more than they said

and therefore beat them

to it in my mind.

That was my power.

Good night, Vance.

But seriously,

this job is kind of cool

because they have

the catalog girls, you know.

Then if you really impress them,

they'll have you work runway

and sometimes these, like,

really big celebrity parties.

But they have to pay for that.

They can't just

send you free clothes.

Mom, you're not listening.

The free clothes are a bonus.

Bonus? So you have

a contract, or...?

- It's not about a contract.

- Okay.

I get really frustrated because

I always feel like I have to start

- from the beginning with you, and you're not listening.

- I'm so sorry.

- So I post a photo from Double Kisses.

- Got it.

I put

"Double Kisses Ambassador,"

or "Partner," sorry,

in the hashtag.

Then they give me a special

code. "Use my code for 10% off."

- So someone gets 10% off and you get money how?

- Yeah. And then, basically,

if enough people click on my

link, like you know when I do my...

- Just tell me you're not getting paid, it's fine.

- I am getting paid!

Hey there, little creature.

Hello. Come in.

Nice spot.

So, you like pink?

Not really.

Did you bring the stuff?

- Stuff?

- The lube?

Uh...

Oh, man, I plain forgot.

There's a lot

of plastic in here.

Say, you're not gonna

m*rder me, are you?

My mom's renovating.

Wait a minute, your mom's here?

Need me to go slower?

No.

Dear Vance Leroy,

is there a way to look

into someone's eyes

and be sure that

they won't k*ll you?

- Tell me when you're ready.

- I'm ready.

- I'm ready.

- I'm ready.

I don't mind

a little rough-housing,

but I do, like most ladies,

have a line.

Some of these guys go too fast,

others go too slow.

Others don't realize they weigh twice

as much as me, and others stay too long

- looking at my personal things and asking personal questions.

- How bad do you want it?

- Bad.

- Last night a man came in here hoping I would play dead

so that he could

pretend to bury me.

Of course I said no because

that is not on my list

and frankly

it's a waste of my time,

but I kept thinking,

"Vance will love this story."

I am also wondering

if you prefer an untamed bush

or a quote-unquote

"clean snatch."

- Are you ready? You sure?

- Yes.

My research says that I have

what are known as tiny t*tties,

although I do sort of wish I had

big milky naturals, you know, jugs.

Really bad.

Maybe then some of these guys

would just come, already.

Thank you for being

a real friend.

Yours in truth, Sarah Jo.

Oh, Tre, of all the

ridiculous things you could have done.

Mom, you've always taught me

that self-expression is paramount.

Yeah, what happens when you

get a great film role

that needs to feature your neck?

Then what?

And what does it even mean?

"God's favorite sinner."

It's a sick tattoo, Mama.

Hello.

Hey, what...

Hey, what's up?

Nothing much.

Do you wanna come in?

Sure. Um...

I'm Arvin.

You can call me Arv, though.

Everybody calls me Arv.

You're Bernice, right?

Do people ever call you Bernie?

I... I guess so, yeah.

Well, you look just as cute as the

pictures. Um... do you want a spritzer?

Honestly, I'd rather just get to it, if

you'd still like the blow job that I offered.

I mean... of course.

But... don't think I'm

insane or anything, but...

don't you think they're a bit better

with a little context, so to speak, or...?

No, I don't wanna do that. I just

really wanna get to the blow job.

Okay, well, blow jobs might seem

like a big deal to most guys,

but... I'm gonna let you in

on a dirty little secret.

I... I see thousands

of them a day.

I work in porn.

- You work in porn?

- Yeah, not like a big shot like a porn star guy or anything,

but, you know,

just an assistant.

I run around and grab water,

sh*t like that.

So if you work in porn,

does that mean

that you meet all of

the porn celebrities though?

Yeah, a lot of them.

Have you met Vance Leroy?

You're a Vance Leroy fan.

Classic.

Sweet guy.

Could you give him a letter

I wrote for him?

A letter?

Hey, you

have Mom's back massager?

She's having

a really bad spasm again.

- No, I don't have it.

- Are you sure?

- I've never taken it.

- Is someone in here?

No.

Oh, hey, I'm Arvin.

Hey.

Ow, my tattoo.

He's a friend from class

and he's leaving any second now.

Nice jeans.

Almost got those shoes.

All right, bye, Marvin.

Bye.

Sarah Jo!

Who the hell is that?

She's my sister.

- She's cute.

- I know.

She's not, like, cuter than you.

Listen, if you want the blow job

that I offer you,

that's fine, but I... we...

can we get started?

Because I have a lot of things

I need to do.

sh*t, okay, I'm sorry.

Well, you know,

if you just want to hang out

another time, that's fine.

No, I don't think so.

Okay, well, uh, I can

grab that letter if you want.

Vance?

Jesus Christ, man.

Did you write a book

over there or something?

Don't look.

How many chapters

in that thing, man?

No?

This is a big act of trust.

Gotcha.

I am insane to do this.

But you know where to find me

if he answers.

Well...

Enjoy the spritzers, and, uh...

I'll let you know how this goes.

Okay, later.

Goodbye.

Tali, can we get a...

a little top-up over here?

Thank you, mama.

Thank you, Tali.

Any time.

That's Yuli?

Yeah. You wanna go say hi?

Can you pull your mask down

a little?

My God, you're beautiful.

Perfect. Lips together,

teeth apart.

Actually, maybe just smile.

Great. Now, you cannot

go wrong with a smile.

I'm gonna get you a drink.

What do you want?

I don't know.

Okay.

Uh... oh.

White wine.

Just gonna start

with a simple white wine.

Okay. Yes, great.

Amazing.

Hello.

Hello.

Do we know each other

from somewhere?

No.

I just like your...

your shirt.

Okay.

Thanks. Yeah.

You know, it's a good shirt.

I like your bow.

You don't see those every day.

Thank you.

I don't go out very much

and so I thought I'd put in

a little special decoration.

Yeah, well, you know, you look

like a little Christmas tree.

Oh, yo!

What... Uh...

You didn't want me to touch you?

No, wait, you know,

I didn't say all that, but...

I like your face.

You are a weird

and lovely surprise.

You wanna hear a secret?

I control the music here.

You wanna do some coke?

Hey, Tali, you can go.

I'll lock up, ma.

Oh. Fancy that.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm...

- Mmm.

- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

Whoa.

Ow!

You okay?

Yeah.

I feel happy.

Do you want a blow job?

Hmm?

I wanna give you a blow job.

I wanna f*ck you.

I wanna give you a blow job.

I said blow job.

I only said blow job.

Uh, I'm confused.

I mean, I'm...

...like...

I mean, come on.

But I'm...

I'm really, really sorry

about your dress.

Hang on, I can't hear you.

I'm trying to take

a picture of my breakfast.

- Portrait mode...

- Well, they used to make this

at all the fancy boutique hotels

so I did my version.

Tell me if you like it.

Can you stop scratching

your vag*na?

I'm not scratching my vag*na.

- You really f*ck' are.

- Am not.

I will pay you both

a million dollars

to not say "vag*na"

before 10 a.m.

Okay, fine, then stop

scratching "it."

Honey, are you okay?

Is it a wiping thing?

Maybe take an oatmeal bath

or something?

Yo, guys, it's your boy, Vance. I'm not

even kidding. Someone's gotta call the cops.

I got too many boobs

up in my face.

I'm worried I'm gonna suffocate.

You know, before you girls went

busting on in here, I was about to have...

- Sarah Jo?

- ...a major epiphany on this graffiti I'm working on.

It's Mercedes.

We've missed you in class.

I know you're not

at your placement

at Josh and Heather's anymore.

They didn't give

a reason for your departure.

Are you okay, Sarah Jo?

I don't know

what's going on with you

at home or in your heart,

but you're such

a good care giver.

It would be a shame if you

stopped helping these kids,

because they really need you.

We have a girl in Pasadena

who needs someone.

Her name is Laila.

She has cerebral palsy.

I think you two

would really love each other.

All right, f*ck it.

Which one of you healing queens

wants to take a ride on papa's shoulders?

That's it.

I'm in g*dd*mn love, you guys.

You're my best friends.

My best f*ck' friends.

I'm dead without you.

D-E-A-D. I think

that's how you spell it.

- Go!

- Let's go. Good boy.

- Good boy!

- Look at the man!

- This is a fun walk!

- Look at the man!

- This is a fun walk!

- Look at the man!

It's a good day.

We're walking in the sunshine.

- Hey!

- Hold on.

Just so you know,

in the last month,

I've done a**l

and I've done bukkake

and cream pie and fisting

and a hand job and rimming

and pegging and all of it!

What the f*ck, Sarah Jo?

Oh, and I almost gave

Yuli a blow job.

- Sarah.

- Are you f*cking kidding me?

You're the most f*cking,

obnoxious person I've ever met.

Take him, take him.

I'm holding the baby,

you pick him up.

I still have

stitches in my vag*na.

- Can you pick this...?

- Come on, Z, Z.

He doesn't wanna go up.

You told him he's taking a walk,

- and now we're not gonna take the walk?

- I don't want to take a walk.

I didn't know she was

gonna be there.

She might be hiding in the

f*cking bushes, you f*cking as*h*le.

Watch your language.

What is the matter with you?

- Hey, what is the matter with me?

- Get a hold of yourself.

Are you kidding?

Get a hold of myself?

- Great, stand there and scream. That's awesome, good for you.

- You monster!

SJ.

I need you for a sec.

One second!

Wow!

Right?

You look so beautiful.

How sick is this?

The company I'm working with

is sending me the sickest sh*t.

Can you do pics?

Your bed is amazing for this.

Do we want flowers?

No.

Should I do the fan?

Mm-hmm.

Lay it around.

Who was that guy the other day?

Let me see.

Nobody. It was just some...

some guy from class.

Eww! Cute.

Do you like him?

- No.

- Do you even get crushes?

Not really.

Ugh. I don't get it.

I feel like

I have to have a crush,

like I was born with a crush.

I was like in the nursery

crushing on a fetus.

Are you still sad about Harder?

That dude? f*ck no.

He can barely read.

How do you get

over them so quickly?

'Cause there's literally

a million of them.

You saw how many

f*cking husbands mom had.

It was like a joke.

I can't get

their faces straight.

It's like one big denim lap.

"Me Eric, me Bob, me..."

You remember how mom

used to have you scare off

her really bad one-night stands?

Like, you in that cat costume.

You'd be like drinking water

from one bowl,

eating your yogurt

from the other f*cking bowl.

Like rubbing your butt

on the wall,

flicking your tail,

meowing, purring.

And we'd just be like, "Oh,

yeah, that's just our family cat."

And then I'd hiss at them

when they'd leave.

That's the thing, SJ.

Say what you will about mom,

but she understands

this one important fact:

there's always another one.

And another one.

And another one.

Like, you can literally

replace the feeling

with an even better one

than you expected.

Always.

Sir? Mark, sir.

I'm just kindly checking in

about rent again, Mark.

- Howdy.

- Mark...

What are you doing here?

Meet me over there.

You like your presents?

Yes. The lights and the DVD

were very neat.

Well, I got something

a whole lot better.

Arvin, I don't have time

for a big chat right now.

I'm very busy,

I don't have time.

What, more blow jobs or...?

Tough crowd. Um...

Well...

Take this. Watch it alone

in your room later.

It's, um...

I'll be back to get

the praise I deserve,

'cause Arvin's really

outdone himself today.

So, I'll see you later, right?

No.

Sick.

I'll see you later.

- Hey, Vance, what's up, man?

- Yo.

Sorry to bug you, but did you have a chance

to check on my friend's letter to you?

Oh, sh*t, man, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Are you recording right now?

- Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come here. Come here,

Come here, this way.

Follow me, follow me, follow me.

This light good?

- Uh, yeah, bro.

- Cool.

Hey, Sarah Jo.

I read your letters.

They were so meaningful to me.

You really poured your heart out and

you showed me that the way I do my thing

made you more free in yourself,

and that sh*t is very beautiful to me.

I mean, I ain't gonna lie,

teared the f*ck up.

Now, I know you're going

through a heartbreak right now,

but I just wanna say that sh*t did not

happen because you didn't f*ck right, okay?

People split up for all kinds

of f*cking reasons,

and it's very rarely because

someone isn't a sex genius.

You know why?

Nobody is a sex genius.

Nobody.

Not even your boy Vance.

Look, good sex requires

chemistry between two people,

and two people who care.

I mean... somebody would

think I'm bad at sex

if it's the wrong situation,

and as you know,

uh, I'm considered

kind of an expert in the field.

So this is what

I want you to do, okay?

I want you to stop.

Stop striving to please

everyone else, right?

Start striving to please you.

You're with a guy

and the conversation's dead

and your p*ssy feels dead,

you shut it down.

You're with a guy and he's hot

but you feel like in a month

you're gonna have to take out

a restraining order, boom...

you shut that sh*t down.

You keep focusing on you and

try to find your real true kinks,

the rest of it's

gonna work itself out.

Oh, and sh*t, yeah, you be

proud of your f*ck' scars.

Be proud of your f*ck' scars.

Be proud of your f*ck' scars.

I thank my stepfather every day

for this honker, you know why?

'Cause it set me apart,

it made me the big bucks.

I mean, look at this sh*t.

I'm in California, baby.

Difference is something

to celebrate and rock hard.

Big love, girl.

Thank you so much, dude,

but her name's actually

Bernice, so do you...

No!

You got me with my meatball!

- No!

- Food fight!

No!

No!

We have to resuscitate.

Resuscitate!

Are you alive?

- Yeah.

- Yes!

Laila is such

a sweet little girl.

She's so happy

and she's so determined

and she never lets her pain

get in the way.

Like you.

What?

When you were little

and you had all those surgeries.

You still went to school.

You still showed up

at Girl Scouts.

Swam every day.

She's a special little girl.

Like you.

It's true.

Can you pass me my phone?

Wait, I'm going wide.

Oh, no!

- Bernie, what's up? What's up?

- Hi.

Um, whew!

Can't believe you actually

wanna hang out.

Never thought I'd see the day.

Well...

tonight I'd put the spritzers

to rest and...

brought out the big boys.

You know,

since we're real homies,

I found this appropriate.

It was very nice

what you did for me, Arvin.

I mean, it's all

in a day's work.

It's all

in a day's freakin' work.

Though I do need

to find a place to stay

'cause somebody

at the Electra warehouse

got tested positive

for Covid-19...

Oh, no, no, it wasn't me.

It had nothing to do with me.

I don't even know the guy.

But, you know, it's not like

it would stop me anyways.

I... just keep going and...

- Oh, sorry.

- Sorry.

Jinx.

- You owe me a rim job.

- You owe me a soda pop.

I'm just gonna shut up

and enjoy this.

This feels really good.

- Just keep going.

- Okay.

You okay?

Shh-shh, wait...

Okay, good, good.

No!

Stay wild.

Stay wild...

Yeah!