01x01 - Fly

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Hazel moved to the city,

feeling all alone ♪

Till her whole life changed

with a pair quite strange ♪

'Cause in reality ♪

They're her new OddParents,

Fairly OddParents ♪

- Wands and wings ♪

- Floaty crowny things ♪

OddParents,

Fairly OddParents ♪

A new wish

for magic hijinks ♪

Fish guy, pizza fries ♪

Penny-farthing

dirt bike rides ♪

Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪

Baryonyx, time loops ♪

Pretty great,

you've got it made ♪

With Fairly OddParents! ♪

Clifford, Rhonda, Louise,

Smoothie, and Garfunkel,

welcome to your new home!

I know.

You're overwhelmed.

We're in a new city

having to make new friends,

and our big brother Antony

left us for college.

Well, he's my brother,

not yours.

But we've got to roll

with the punches.

Toughen up, rocks!

We're not little kids anymore.

We're 10!

Double digits.

We can handle this!

Right?

I wish Antony were here

to help me unpack

and keep me from talking

to a bunch of rocks.

Bah, bah,

bah, bah, bah, bah ♪

'Tis I, the Good Rock Fairy,

Rocktilda.

Since you are so kind

and true of heart

and cute and spunky,

I've decided to grant you

one wish!

Thanks, Rocktilda.

I am pretty great, aren't I?

I'd like to wish

for unlimited wishes!

That wasn't the deal!

Too late, ya doink!

You've been outsmarted.

Now start granting!

Hazel, how are things

progressing in there?

- Need any help, Hazelnut?

- I'm fine. Thanks.

If you are a fairy,

you can tell me.

I'll follow the rules

and just make the one wish.

I just want

my brother here, OK?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Is that him?

Is Antony visiting early?

Ah, no running

in the house, please.

It's an apartment!

Oh, wha--

your crown is showing.

Antony!

Huh?

Hi there!

I'm Cosmo!

- I'm Wanda.

- And we're

Your next-door neighbors!

Uh, hi, I'm Hazel.

Angela Wells.

A pleasure.

- Marcus Wells.

- We got you a welcome basket!

Ooh, a jar of pennies.

Keep going.

- A can of condensed milk.

- Grr!

There's more

where that came from.

A Venus flytrap?

The best is yet to come.

And a portrait of you two?

You're welcome.

Ah, how thoughtful.

Would you like to come in?

Yeah.

Actually,

we have to be invited in.

- You're thinking of vampires.

- Oh.

Eeh.

So what is it you do?

I'm a therapist

and author as well.

Oh, well, feel free

to take that home with you

and give it a read.

Wow, a smart person present.

Thank you!

Hmm.

- And what do you do, Hazel?

- Well, I'm a child,

so I mostly go to school.

- Makes sense.

What about you two?

Oh, we're just

your basic retired couple.

Ah!

Living out our days couponing

and eating dinner at 4:00 p.m.

Yes, hello, baby.

I see you and I value you.

No, Mom!

The neighbors, they're--

- Shh. Later, pudding pop.

So what brings you

to Dimmadelphia?

I took a teaching position

over at the Galax Institute.

- Ooh, sounds fancy.

- What are you teaching?

- Dad! Dad! Daddy!

- Later, baby.

I'm a parascience expert.

I study the unexplained.

Unnatural phenomena,

if you will.

The unexplained

and unnatural?

Like magic?

See, what you call "magic,"

I call

yet-to-be-explained science.

My life's work

is to unravel these mysteries.

Crop circles, ghosts,

mysterious creatures.

Creatures?

Like odd creatures?

- Fairly odd creatures?

- With wands?

And wings?

And floaty crown-y things?

I guess.

Sure.

Goodness! Look at the time.

Gotta go!

Anyway,

welcome to the building.

We probably

won't be seeing you much.

It's a big building.

OK, bye!

A parascience expert next door!

What are the odds?

Think they suspect anything?

Oh, no, I think

we handled that just right.

Played it nice and cool.

- Well, that was strange.

- You're telling me!

Did you see--

Some people are put off

by the unconventional nature

of my work.

- Aw, Hazel.

I hope you

aren't too disappointed

that wasn't your brother.

- Antony! Right.

Well, he'll be here tomorrow.

Plus, I start school,

so the time will fly by!

I'm proud of you, Hazelnut.

Yes, you've been

very mature about the move.

You know what?

I put you at a level 9

on the Be Wells Scale

of Self-Actualization.

Trademark pending.

That's me!

Level 9 maturity girl.

I'm new, and

everything's gonna be fine--

Just take a deep breath, Hazel.

You're great!

People love new things

like new shoes

and new movies

and new car smell.

That's me!

I'm that new car smell.

Yeah!

Class, this is Hazel.

She just moved here.

- Hiya.

Tell us a bit

about yourself, Hazel.

Um, I moved here

from the suburbs.

It was a lot different there.

I like collecting things,

like rocks because they rock!

I also love French fries.

And I have a really cool

older brother.

He's my best friend.

He just started college,

and this is the first time

we've been apart,

but he's visiting today

and it will totally make up

for the fact that no one

laughed at my rock joke.

You have been a great audience!

Thank you, Hazel.

That was a great share.

Ooh.

"I love French fries

and my older brother

and literal rocks."

Picking a empty table

where no one else is ♪

Hey there.

Sorry if we got off on

the wrong foot earlier, Hoozle.

Hazel.

I'm Dev Dimmadome,

son of tech mogul

and owner of

the Dimmadome Gl0bodome,

Dale Dimmadome.

- OK.

And grandson

of real estate mogul

and owner of

the Dimmsdale Dimmadome,

Doug Dimmadome.

Someday,

I'm gonna own a company

and a sports arena too.

Haven't decided which one

or where, but it's in my blood.

Right.

Oh, and these are my drones,

O-PAIR 1 and O-PAIR 2.

Let me give you

a quick who's who

of the other fifth graders.

That's Trev, he's my bud,

so he probably won't give you

the time of day.

That's Winn, they're cool.

You don't stand a chance.

That's Bev, she does soccer

and insists

on calling it football.

- Yay!

- Football!

That's Jasmine,

sings a lot, sounds terrible.

Laaa-ahh-ahh ♪

That's Kev,

kind of a big deal.

He's the face of Ya Boix

sparkling Water.

That's Whispers Fred.

He has a trending

DimmVid channel doing ASMR.

Gives me the creeps,

but I respect the hustle.

Squish.

Squash.

Crunch.

And you, Hizzle?

You're the no-brain new girl

who just sat in wet paint.

Found myself a closet ♪

Gonna finish up in here ♪

Antony visiting

will make everything OK ♪

La-la-la-la-la,

la-la-la-la ♪

A coupon for a dentist!

Oh! A realtor's flyer

bragging about

how much their last house

sold for!

Huh?

Hmm.

- A magazine for retirees!

- That's us!

Oh, how was

your first day, pumpkin?

Fine. Good.

It was fine.

When's Antony coming?

Antony!

Oh, have you boarded?

Oh, no.

Antony can't come.

Oh, there's a big storm.

All the planes

have been grounded.

OK, you're on speaker, Ant.

Hi, Antony!

Can you come

next weekend instead?

I'm sorry, small fry.

I won't be able to get away

until the holiday break.

But that's so far away!

I need help

with my room and--

We understand, Antony.

- Love you.

- Be safe.

Make good choices.

Hazel, are you OK?

I'm fine!

I'm always fine!

I'm being mature, right?

Level 100 Queen Maturity

or whatever I said yesterday!

Our poor baby.

There's so much change.

Let's give her

a moment to process.

She'll come to us

in her own time.

Gonna pack a bag ♪

Gonna leave this town ♪

Go see Antony ♪

Turn around this frown ♪

Yeah! ♪

Running away, running away ♪

Not in a bad way like on TV ♪

But in a good way

'cause it's me ♪

And I know what I'm doing ♪

Did you hear that?

Oh, for the last time,

we do not have a ghost.

What you doing?

- Going on a trip?

- Oh.

Uh, yeah. Yes.

Vacation.

Without your parents?

They're coming, um, later.

Oh, hey, I wonder

if you guys have more mail.

Maybe you should check.

- Ooh.

Oh, you think?

They're sending

their 10-year-old

ahead of them on a vacation?

Yes, it's space camp.

And at the end of the week,

they come and see me

take off in a rocket.

Wow!

Congratulations!

I've always wanted

to go to space.

Again.

So if your parents

definitely know about this,

then I guess you'd be OK

with us heading up

and saying congrats.

OK, fine.

I'm not going to space camp.

Oh, no!

Since when?

Did you fail the physical?

- I was never going.

I just don't want

to be here anymore.

I want to see my brother.

Aw, you can't run away

on your own, kiddo.

I tried to be OK

with everything.

Did I complain

when my brother went

all the way across the country

for college?

No!

Did I complain

when my parents decided

to blow up my whole life

by moving? No!

But I had not a good day,

and all I wanted

was a visit from my brother.

And now he can't come

because of some stupid storm!

Well, I'm done with everything

not being up to me.

If Antony can't come to me,

I'm going to him!

Cosmo, are you thinking

what I'm thinking?

Oh, Cosmo!

Should we come out retir--

hey!

She's making a run

for space camp!

- Yike!

- We can't let you do this.

She's getting away!

Let us help, Hazel.

Appreciate the thought,

but no thanks.

Bye!

Ah!

Ah!

Cosmo!

Wait!

Stop!

Stop!

- Huh? Hazel!

- No!

Does this bus

go to the airport?

This ain't a real bus, kid.

It's a prop.

- What?

And I'm no bus driver.

I'm an actor.

We're filming

a new Crimson Chin movie.

"Chinfinty w*r."

Hiyah!

And action!

Oh, I wish

Uh-oh.

She said the magic word.

- I wish

- Eeh.

She said it again.

You know what happens

when we hear the magic word.

I wish I could just fly

to Antony myself.

Wanda, I feel itchy!

We're back, baby!

Uh, What was that?

What's happening?

Why am I a fly?

And why are you flying?

Well, I'm Cosmo.

That's Wanda.

And we're fairies!

Fairies?

No, no.

This can't be real.

- Oh, we're real, all right.

- Real fairies, that is.

Not real humans.

See?

Not real human skin.

We got this

stretchy skin instead.

And nothing inside our bodies.

And our legs don't match!

But you were just--

and how am I--

Magic!

The intensity of your wish

activated our magic!

We used to be

fairy godparents to kids,

but we've been retired

for 10,000 years.

Traveling the world

through space and time.

Exploring the wonders

of ancient Rome

before it collapsed.

Hobnobbing with aristocracy

in 18th century France.

Witnessing this guy

get sworn into the presidency.

Ah, those were the days.

Just take me back, Wanda.

Take me back!

Point is, Hazel,

we're magic and--

Hazel?

Ooh, come back.

We got to get you back

to your loving parents

before they realize

you're gone and panic.

And preferably not as a fly?

My mail!

Oh!

Whoa!

Whoa!

My dogs!

Oh! Ah! Wah!

Ah! Ugh, ah!

Hey, my expensive stroller.

I mean, my baby!

That fly is about to fly

right out of our sight

if we don't hurry.

Hazel, slow down!

Please!

- I'm going to see Antony,

and nothing can stop me!

French fries!

Mm!

Crispy golden, Russet potatoes.

Lightly salted

with a hint of ketchup.

Wanda, I have an idea.

Or you might say a fry-dea.

- OK.

Mmm!

Gotcha!

Let's sneak you back

to your room

and change you back

before your parents realize

you're not at space camp.

Sweetie,

space camp was never--

Ugh, you know what?

Never mind.

- We can't let them know

- Can't let them see

That Hazel's a--

Hi!

- Hi.

- Hi.

Oh, hello.

What can I do you for?

Marcus, sorry to visit you

on the fly like this.

I mean, with the fly.

I mean, we had

a quick question about--

crown!

Your crown molding.

Do you have a minute?

- Uh, sure, of course.

And Angela too.

Both.

In one room!

So how's about that weather?

Oh, it's nice.

We like it.

Uh, taxes?

They're necessary

to a functioning society?

True.

I went through a car wash

the other day.

It was riveting!

Eeeh!

I'm gonna let you out

and turn you back

into a human Hazel.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

I'm coming, Antony!

Ah.

Plant Hazel?

Toaster Hazel?

And the soapy water

creates a beautiful rainbow

of color

across the windshield.

Oh, blue and purple

and pink and hot pink

and bubblegum pink and, uh

Why can't I work this thing?

Cosmo Hazel?

Ugh!

- Ah!

- Ah!

Ugh!

- Ahh!

- The ghost is back.

Oh, no!

Our welcome gift.

Dramatic irony!

Uh, what's wrong with it?

It's going to eat that fly!

Ah!

The horror!

Look away.

The loss of innocent life.

It's--

it's too much to bear.

I guess we didn't consider

the moral implications

of our gift.

Let's give Cosmo a moment

to process his emotions.

Oh, feel your feelings,

Cosmo.

Mm-hmm.

Let them flow.

Whoa!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

Don't move.

In school, I learned that

the hairs of a Venus flytrap

act as sensors.

If anything touches them

for long,

it'll snap shut,

and trap us inside.

So don't freak out.

I said don't freak out!

You can't tell me that

and expect me not to freak out!

What are you doing here

anyway?

I thought ants

live in colonies.

Why did you leave them?

I'm working.

I smelled sweet nectar.

All ants have specific jobs,

and it's my job to find food.

But doesn't your colony

want you to stay with them?

I love my work,

and they're happy for me.

Sure, we get separated

from each other for a time,

but I always find my way back.

What if you forget

all about them?

Oh.

Yeah, that'll never happen.

The time I spend away

only makes me appreciate

my colony all the more.

- So you miss them?

You're not just trying

to get away from them?

Nah, girl.

Gotta live my own life.

I'm Toni by the way.

- Toni?

You're now the second

ant Toni I know.

It's nice to meet you.

I'm Hazel.

Pleasure to meet you, Hazel.

See, if it wasn't for my job,

I wouldn't get to meet

cool flies like yourself.

I'm not a fly--

um, I am a fly!

Toni, hold very still.

I'm gonna get us out of here.

- Freedom!

- Ah!

Oi.

They're alive!

I've never seen a man

so stressed over insects.

Fly Hazel, are you ready

to be human Hazel again?

Make the wish.

- I'm ready.

I wish I was human Hazel again.

Hey, hey.

So long, Ant Toni.

Thanks for the talk!

Hey, baby girl.

I'm glad you decided

to come out of your room.

Me too.

- Hi.

- Hello.

I just wanted to say sorry

for trying to run away early--

ooh!

Nice place!

Whoa!

Are we even in Dimmadelphia?

Well, the hallway is,

but the house, no.

This is Fairy World.

We have a spell

on the front door

that lets us choose

which world we go out into.

We wanted to try out life

as humans,

but it's hard to give up

the comforts of home.

The last time we lived

in the human world

as godparents,

we lived in a fishbowl

for what felt like 20 years.

Technically,

it was only seven.

This is amazing!

I can't believe

I live next-door

to actual fairy godparents!

About that,

we know we kind of bungled

your wish to fly today.

But do you think

you'd be interested

in being godkid to a couple

of out-of-practice,

formerly-retired

green-and-pink-haired--

Are you kidding?

Of course, I am!

Today was amazing!

Did you see me?

I flew!

And I ate so many fries.

And I made friends with an ant.

And I realized

although I miss my brother,

he needs to be on his own.

And I could do things

on my own, too.

Well,

let's make this official.

I'm Cosmo!

And I'm Wanda!

And we're

My fairy godparents!