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01x05 - 28 Puddings Later/Trial and Hair-ror

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Fairly OddParents: A New Wish". Aired: May 20, 2024.*
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Hazel, a ten-year-old girl who has just moved to the big city of Dimmadelphia for her father's new job, explores the city on her own after her brother Antony leaves for college.

01x05 - 28 Puddings Later/Trial and Hair-ror

Post by bunniefuu »

Good morning, fairies!

both: Good morning, Hazel!

You're very chipper today.

Yeah, none of the usual

groaning and limb dragging.

What gives?

Is it a holiday?

Ooh, a snow day?

Did you get a text

that Dev switched schools?

Better.

Jasmine is coming over today

for our first

after-school hangout,

basically cementing our

friendship for all eternity.

Nice.

Nail it down

before she figures out

too many of your flaws.

Not that you have any!

What's the plan

for the big day, squirt?

We're gonna watch

every single entry

in the greatest

horror movie franchise

of all time, "Gregory."

It's about a doll

that's possessed

with the soul

of an evil Victorian boy.

Me and Antony have seen 'em,

like, hundreds of times.

And now I'll have someone

to watch them with again!

Uh, these movies

seem pretty intense.

Um, maybe a tearjerker.

Like "Steel Magnolias"

or "My Girl."

Oh, I love a good tearjerker!

Being scared is really fun

with the right people.

Antony and I would scream

at the TV together

and throw popcorn

and run to the bathroom

and say "Scary Mary"

into the mirror.

Scary Mary, Scary Mary--

No, no, no!

Not three times.

Never three times.

I'm looking to have fun,

not tempt fate.

Anyway, Jasmine's gonna love

these movies.

I'm sure of it.

How can you hate scary movies?

Are you kidding?

How can you like them?

Last year, I saw a movie

where a clown comes out

of a shower drain,

and I couldn't shower

for a month!

I got so stinky.

"Gregory" isn't about

a clown.

Worse. It's about a doll!

Do you have any idea how

many dolls my bá ngoai owns?

I'll tell you--73.

I know because I count them

every night

to make sure

they're all still there.

You may have

everyone else fooled,

Euchloria, but I see you.

No way I'm watching

those movies.

C'mon, being scared can be

really fun with other people.

We can scream

at the TV together

and throw popcorn and--

Hazel, I know two things

about myself.

One, I am destined

to unite the world

through the power of my voice,

and two, I am a fraidy-cat.

I'm afraid of heights,

enclosed spaces,

the dark, spiders,

being tickled, Swiss cheese--

- Swiss cheese?

- Swiss cheese.

Why all the holes, Hazel?

Why all the holes?

So I'm sorry, but no,

I'm not watching those movies.

Aww.

Sorry about your big plan.

You'll think of something else, squirt.

There's always

my tearjerker idea!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!"

Cosmo, who cries watching

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"?

Uh, who doesn't?

I don't want to think

of something else.

I want someone

to watch scary movies with.

I can't just watch them

by myself.

It's not the same. I wish--

I wish Jasmine was fearless!

Coming right up!

Cool, now I'll just ask her

about it again

after class and--

Huh?

Uh, why are there

two Jasmines?

Is this a math problem?

Because I'm pretty sure

Mr. Guzman is teaching

state capitals right now.

And he's just getting

to Maryland!

Ooh, Annapolis, our favorite.

Mr. Guzman,

may I use the restroom?

Sure thing, Hazel.

No! We'll miss Annapolis!

The Athens of America.

Hey-hey, Jasmine?

Um, hi,

so I couldn't help but notice

there are two of you now

and wondered if

Aah!

That's not something

Jasmine usually does, right?

all: Thank you for freeing us,

the one called Hazel.

Whaaat?

We can have so much more fun

out here

than in there.

What do you mean, "in there"?

In the head

of the one called Jasmine.

Oh, yes.

Before we were just thoughts.

all: Now we are real.

Can bite for real.

Make cheese full of holes.

Tickle for real.

Stop that.

Be dark for real.

Are you guys Jasmine's fears?

Oh, I see what we did here.

We removed Jasmine's fears.

But we didn't think

about where they'd go.

I wish Jasmine

was afraid again.

Coming right up!

There!

Now you have to go back.

Why are they still here?

I wish they were gone!

all: You can make Jasmine

afraid again,

but you already released us.

And the only way to defeat

a fear in the real world

is to face it.

I gotta clean up this mess!

I wish for a Hazel stand-in

so no one notices I'm gone.

Welcome back, Hazel.

We just finished Annapolis.

Jasmine can catch you up later.

Mm-hmm!

Aah!

OMG! OMG!

Aah!

I don't get it.

I'm trying to fight

these fears left and right,

but nothing I do makes them

weaker or disappear

or whatever it is

that's supposed to happen.

Ugh!

According to the rules,

they're not your fears.

Fears can only be fought

by the one whose fear it is.

So Jasmine has to face them

to get rid of them?

Obviously.

Wait, so I have

to figure out a way

to make Jasmine face her fears

but without revealing magic?

The fear clones

will lose their power

and fade from this world.

Great, I couldn't even

talk her into

watching a scary movie.

How am I gonna talk her

into this?

Hey.

So I've been thinking about you

and how you said

you're a fraidy-cat,

and I totally disagree.

But I told you

how many things I'm afraid of.

My family makes fun of me

for it all the time.

You came up

and talked to me at lunch

when you didn't even know me.

I was terrified to do that,

but you did it

like it was nothing.

That was different.

You're not scary,

you're--you're Hazel.

No one else had done it. Oh!

And you love to sing,

and you don't care who knows it

or what people think of you.

That's different too.

You're brave about

lots of things

that other people aren't.

I bet if you just tried

facing some

of the things you're afraid of,

you'd see they're not

such a big deal.

I don't know.

Your family would

never be able to call you

a "fraidy-cat" again.

Okay. Let's do it!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Aah!

So beautiful.

No! The end!

What's next? I'm ready.

Okay, here comes a biggie.

Say cheese.

Cheese!

- Careful, Hazel!

- Something is here.

The one called Hazel,

you offend me.

Who are you?

What are you doing

to my friend?

I am fear itself,

and I tire

of your little games.

Stay away from her,

you bully!

I got--

You dare try

to diminish my power,

the one called Hazel.

You talk your friend

into defeating my minions,

while your own fears

loom large.

I'm--I'm helping her.

And yet,

you tried to use her.

Uh, I am not!

You try to take

this friendship

and make it the same as what

you had with your brother.

No. Nuh-uh.

I-I just like scary movies

is all.

You are afraid

of losing the old

and starting something new.

You are afraid

others won't like you,

so you try to repeat the past.

You're right.

No, fight back, Hazel!

I am. You're right.

I am afraid,

but I won't be from now on.

From now on,

I'm gonna be brave

and I'm gonna try new things

with my new friends!

Aah!

Did--

did you do something?

Yeah.

And you did great.

Congratulations.

You're officially fearless.

We both are.

I guess we can try watching

those scary movies tonight.

Nah.

Let's make something

else together,

something we'll both like.

Okay, cool!

What a good kid.

See?

I love a good tearjerker!

- Oh, right!

- A-ha-ha-ha!

Don't want another

of those going rogue.