01x06 - Weird Science/Mystery She Wished

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Hazel moved to the city,

feeling all alone ♪

Till her whole life changed

with a pair quite strange ♪

'Cause in reality ♪

They're her new OddParents,

Fairly OddParents ♪

- Wands and wings ♪

- Floaty crowny things ♪

OddParents,

Fairly OddParents ♪

A new wish

for magic hijinks ♪

Fish guy, pizza fries ♪

Penny-farthing,

dirt bike ride ♪

Ghost snoops, major oops ♪

Baryonic time loops ♪

Pretty great,

you've got it made ♪

With Fairly OddParents! ♪

We have to sleep as much

as we can during the day

so we can stay up all night

tonight like bats.

I'm so excited

for our very first sleepover!

We can play games,

do face masks.

Oh, and we can put

little cucumbers on our eyes

like they do in the movies!

And then we can eat them.

Yeah, let's eat them.

Who is that?

- Whoa.

- Wow.

- Golly.

- Amazing.

I know those wheels anywhere.

Winn Harper.

both:

So cool.

Hazel, that's it.

What if you invite Winn

to our sleepover tonight?

If they come to your sleepover,

you'll be the coolest kid

in school.

Eh, I don't care

about being cool.

both:

Huh?

Your sleepover

sounds fun, Harold.

It's Hazel.

It's just unfortunate

because I was thinking

of having a sleepover too.

And nobody has

a better sleepover than me.

With so much pressure weighing

us down like a backpack,

we need an escape--

a sleepover!

An Olympic-sized

swimming pool, an arcade,

and a literal fountain

of soda at my sleepover!

Beat it, strings.

What do you have

at your sleepover, Hazard?

I-I

live in a luxury hotel!

Ooh, with lots of cool stuff.

Like high-speed internet

and room service

and tiny bars of soap.

And anything

you could ever wish for!

What's the address

to your hotel?

Do you have

an Olympic-sized pool too?

I love tiny bars of soap.

I'm Jasmine!

A hotel, huh?

Sounds cool.

They should be coming

to my sleepover.

You know, when Wanda and I

were on our

10,000-year vacation,

we stayed at a really

great hotel in Bangladesh.

What was the name

of that hotel, Wanda?

Hotel Bangladesh?

Hotel Bangladesh.

Yeah, that's the one.

Is your hotel

as fancy as that one?

Uh, I don't know,

but I'm about to find out.

I wish my apartment building

were a five-star luxury hotel!

Hazel Wells'

Wellsington Hotellsington.

Ow!

This is awesome!

Ah!

Cosmo, I wish

you were a bellhop.

At your service.

Wanda, I wish

you are a cornsurge--

uh, cornswerve--uh--

You mean a concierge?

What you said.

Let's par-tay!

Now, what to do

about my parents?

Ooh--I wish I had

a security system

to keep my mom and dad

locked away all night.

Can't have them

finding out about the hotel

and ruining my very

first sleepover.

Whatever you say.

They'll never

get out of there.

Oh, my chandelier?

Hazel, your place is so fancy!

I don't remember it being like

this the last time I was here.

Watch your step.

Just a few minor upgrades

that may or may not

have happened just now.

Did Winn show up?

- Sweet!

- Ooh!

- Jeepers!

- Double amazing.

Hey.

all:

Hey!

Eh-heh-hem.

May I take your bags?

Hi, I'm cool.

I mean, Jasmine.

So cool you can

make it to the cool--

I mean, sleepover.

Thanks.

I live here!

both: We work here!

So tell me everything.

What's your favorite food?

What's your favorite animal?

Do you like helicopters?

Do you like random questions?

Am I talking too much?

No worries.

Mm, I love chicken nuggets.

My favorite animal is an emu.

I think helicopters

are awesome.

And, nah, you're not

talking too much.

Cool, cool, cool,

cool, cool, cool, cool.

Would you excuse me

for a second?

Ah, little service here.

Ow! My magic face.

Ooh, I have a very

special sleepover guest

that I have to impress.

I wish I had a chicken nugget

machine, a giant emu,

and a helicopter

to call my own!

All righty! What's an emu?

It's a big bird.

- Ee-hee-hee!

both:

At your service!

Wow!

Thanks, Cosmo.

Thanks, Wanda.

Your dinner is chirped.

Thanks.

My favorite!

Shall we check out the emu?

Wait, you actually

have an emu?

What's an emu?

Nice.

h* h*!

I've always wanted

to ride one of these.

- Who's that?

- Oh, it's Dev.

He wants to know if

I'm coming to his sleepover.

Why isn't anyone

at my sleepover?

I already told him

I can't, but--

But why would you go there?

You haven't even checked out

the helicopter yet.

both:

The helicopter?

all:

Whee! Ow!

Whee! Ow!

Whee!

Ow!

both:

So cool!

Hey, Hazel.

What do you say we go play some

board games now, new friend?

Are we officially friends?

Then yeah,

I'll play board games,

since I don't have

any current restrictions.

Dimmadelphia's

Action News 4 at 4.

Are we rolling? ♪

I'm Tina Churner reporting live

from the coolest new luxe hotel

to hit Dimmadelphia,

the Wellsington Hotellsington.

Tell us, Hazel Wells,

how does it feel to be on top?

On top?

I, uh--

I love Hazel's hotel.

I, uh--

Hazel's hotel

was the coolest.

I, uh--

Come on in.

I, uh--

I feel like

the coolest kid in the world!

Are we rolling? ♪

Let's check out the

Wellsington Hotellsington's

front desk in action.

So--

Wellsington Hotellsington.

Hello, Miss Mayor.

Please hold.

The Dimmacademy Awards

at my hotel?

I'm flattered!

Your Majesty?

We could squeeze you in.

Hey, Hazel, you ready

for those board games?

And now a demonstration

of Hazel's

state-of-the-art

nugget machine.

Are you ready

for those board games now?

Even the

Wellsington Hotellsington

needs maintenance.

Well, at least the emu wants

to play board games with us.

both:

Ow!

Hey!

How's my five-star team doing?

More like one-star.

Look, kiddo, we're tired.

It's getting late.

And you haven't spent

any time with your friends.

Wasn't that the whole point

of the sleepover

in the first place?

What sleepover--

oh, I completely forgot!

I guess I just got so caught up

in running the hotel

that I totally

abandoned my friends.

I gotta find Winn and Jasmine!

Oh,

Hazel's on the move, y'all.

I wish this interview

would never end.

And I wish you two

would leave me alone!

Winn, Jasmine, are you in here?

No, no, no ♪

Winn, Jasmine,

are you in here?

No. Squawk.

Winn, Jasmine, are you--

What?

Thanks, Mr. Emu.

Well, if Hazel

is too busy for us,

then it's time we checked out.

Give us our luggage.

We're checking out

of this hotel.

Here, here you go.

Have you seen

Winn and Jasmine?

I can't find them anywhere.

Sorry to say, squirt,

they've checked out.

They've checked out of the

hotel and your friendship.

You might still be able to

catch up to them if you hurry.

If I'm gonna be

a five-star anything,

it's a five-star friend.

That's the spirit!

Jasmine, Winn, wait up!

I'm sorry.

I left you two alone.

We came here to hang out

with you and you ditched us.

I know!

I just got so caught up

with the hotel

and impressing you two.

I understand if

you wanna go home.

Or go to Dev's.

No way.

He is so not cool.

So not cool.

So who's up for board games?

Yeah!

Yay, friends.

I wish everything

were back to normal.

Atta squirt.

- Did you hear that?

- No.

For the last time,

we do not have a ghost.

You think you're so cool.

So what people chose

your sleepover over mine?

Nobody has a better sleepover

than Dev Dimmadome.

Nobody!

Whoa!

Help! Help me!

The end.