01x07 - Prime Meridian Love/Stanky Danky

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Monday arms, Monday arms,

these are my Monday arms.

Hey, what are they doing?

Oh, I almost

forgot about that.

We're voting for

class superlatives today.

- What's a superlative?

- Mm.

It's when you're the best

or the most of something.

Like best smile, or most likely

to become president.

It's a huge deal.

I've won most musical

every year since kindergarten.

Oh. That's cool.

How do you win one?

Uh, you have

to have something

superlative about you.

The only thing

I'd vote you for is

most forgettable.

Later, Hexagon!

Don't worry about him, Hazel.

Yeah, the superlatives

are fun.

They're a reflection

of what people think of you.

You'll get a great one.

Uh, but how do you know

what people think of you?

We just have to wait

until the list comes out.

Yeah, I'm not waiting around

for that list.

What's the matter, squirt?

Worried you'll get

a bad superlative?

You do chew pretty loudly--

wah, wah, wah, wah.

Is that a superlative?

Aah, worse!

I'm still pretty new

to the school.

Do enough people know me well

enough to give me one at all?

I wish everyone

in the school knew me.

Ooh! Like a famous person?

Yeah.

I wish to be famous.

both: 15 minutes of fame

coming right up!

Duh, uh, uh.

Not on my watch.

Father Time, we got this!

No, I got this.

This wish involves

15 minutes of fame.

That's a time.

Therefore, it is

under my jurisdiction.

Oh, there was a whole lawsuit

a few years ago.

The Poof-preme Court

had to get involved.

I didn't know the 15 minutes

thing was so literal.

Okay, well, whoever's job

it is then,

I wish I was famous

at my school.

And I'm running a special.

1,500 minutes of fame

for the price of 15.

Ooh.

That's like--carry the 4,

divide by 60--

25 hours!

I'm sure to get

a good superlative

with all that extra time.

I'll take it!

Oh!

There.

You'll be famous

until all the sand

floats through this hourglass.

Have a good time!

Whoa!

What?

all:

Aah!

Hazel! Hazel!

Oh. Hey, Jas.

I can't believe

you know my name!

I'm the president

of your fan club.

Jas, you're my best friend.

Oh, yeah. That too.

Will you sign my shirt?

Sure. You got a pen?

Eeny, meeny miney--

this one.

She chose my pen!

Hazel, just the star

I wanted to see.

The school board wants to

make you our new mascot.

We have a mascot?

Was some kind of squirrel?

I don't know.

Hazel, I'm so happy

to have you on today.

I love your shirt.

Ah, gratitude.

This shirt was

actually my brother's.

Well, leave it to Hazel

to make a hand-me-down

look high fashion!

I think I know who's gonna

win most fashionable.

A-ha, you think so?

To be honest,

I didn't even think

I was gonna get

any superlative.

The whole school

is buzzing about you!

Best autograph!

Best fingernails.

Hazel Wells!

I could smell the shenanigan

all the way from my office!

Why am I not surprised to

find you in the middle of it?

Um, because you think

all shenanigans

smell like my shenanigans?

And they usually do.

Why wasn't Krentz

affected by the wish?

Oh, she was.

But with fame comes haters,

and Krentz is a grade-A hater.

all:

All right, all right.

Enough crowding around.

Get out of here! Shoo!

What do you think?

You're some sort of celebrity?

Kind of?

Well, I don't think

these students

can handle the distraction

of going to school

with a celebrity.

- Oh, we can handle it.

- It's all I think about.

I know her birthday

and her shoe size.

If your fame prevents these

students from going to class

when the lunch bell rings

at 1:00 p.m.,

I'll have no choice

but to transfer you

to the Hollywood School for

Child Actors and Junior Agents.

That's not fair.

I don't wanna transfer schools.

And I especially don't

wanna go to Hollywood.

They don't even have seasons.

They have season finales.

Today will be yours if you

don't get your act together.

I'm off to start filling out

your transfer paperwork.

Oh, I wanna see her!

Let me see her!

But wait!

Ah!

I wish Father Time was here!

Ooh.

Did someone ask for the time?

I need you to end my

1,500 minutes of fame early.

My principal is threatening

to send me to Hollywood.

Eww.

Uh, your fame won't be over

until all of the sand runs out.

Eh, from the looks of it,

you have 22 hours left.

But I need to be

unfamous in the next hour!

If it were up to me,

I'd let you slide.

But time will tell--on me--

and I'll get in trouble

with my boss.

Ugh!

What am I gonna do now?

Ha-ha! Uh-oh.

Hi. I'm Nick.

Whoo-hoo! Nick of Time.

How you doing?

Oh, you look cute.

- Say what now?

Nick of time.

That's my name,

and that's my game.

I'm a fixer, baby.

Just when you think

all is lost,

I show up to save the day.

Ugh!

I should have known

you'd butt in, Nick.

What if we change

the rest of her minutes

to New York minutes?

Wait, what are

New York minutes?

A New York minute can move

faster than a regular minute.

And thanks to my amazing

problem-solving skills,

your 1,500 regular minutes

of fame

are now 1,500 New York minutes!

If you act New York-y enough,

you can run out the rest

of the sand in your hourglass

by the end of lunch.

But I don't know anything

about New York.

How am I gonna act New York-y?

Ooh! Ooh, we can help!

We went to New York during

our 10,000-year vacation.

We can coach you through it.

Hot dogs! Puffer jacket!

Taxi! Taxi!

Okay, not for nothing.

Here goes something.

Nice.

Let me get a chopped

cheese pizza bagel--

with the works.

Oh, hey, I'm walking here!

Met Gala! Algonquin!

Sully Sullenberger!

Wow!

The Hazel

almost bumped into me.

- So New York!

- Mover and shaker!

I am a child and recognize

all these references.

Extra! Extra!

Hazel has places to go,

people to see.

Oh, no.

At this rate,

I'm not gonna make it.

Oh, sure, you will, squirt.

You just gotta do the most

New York thing of all--

Put on a Broadway show!

Pack your bags,

we're leaving town ♪

Headed to the city

where it all goes down ♪

New York,

New York-ity York ♪

we'll walk fast,

talk fast with our hands ♪

Dance in the street

and join a band ♪

Getting jazzed

in New York-ity York ♪

Oh, subway cars, and,

uh, tall buildings?

I wish I knew more

New York-y things.

both: On it!

- Bodega rat ♪

- And pizza cat ♪

- Baseball fan ♪

- And Wall Street man ♪

- Sewer vent ♪

- And mystery scent! ♪

Good one.

all: We're feeling fresh

at Central Park ♪

Shining bright

as Times Square ♪

If I can make it here,

I can make it everywhere ♪

New York! ♪

New York-ity York! ♪

Yeah!

Uh, I think

I have English now.

Oh, no, I'm late for class.

Where's my lunch?

Extra! Extra!

Wait, what am I doing?

I'm not a reporter. I'm ten.

Looks like someone's

15 minutes of fame are all up.

I've got my nose on you

and your shenanigans.

And this nose, much like

New York, never sleeps!

Get to class!

The superlatives?

Wow, I really lost

the thread yesterday.

I completely

forgot about those.

"Most Ahead of Her Time?"

I'll take it.