01x10 - Lost and Founder's Day

[bunniefuu]

Hazel moved to the city,

feeling all alone ♪

Till her whole life changed

with a pair quite strange ♪

'Cause in reality ♪

They're her new OddParents,

Fairly OddParents ♪

- Wands and wings ♪

- Floaty crowny things ♪

OddParents,

Fairly OddParents ♪

A new wish

for magic hijinks ♪

Fish guy, pizza fries ♪

Penny-farthing

dirt bike rides ♪

Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪

Baryonyx, time loops ♪

Pretty great,

you've got it made ♪

With Fairly OddParents! ♪

Ooh, Hazel,

what a tasty-looking dinner.

I love potatoes.

Um, do your potatoes always

taste like light bulbs?

Cosmo, that was a light bulb.

Oh, that explains it.

What are you working on, squirt?

It's my project

for the science fair.

This potato is supposed

to generate enough energy

to power this light bulb.

Uh, should we tell her about

the invention of electricity?

Nah, let's let her live

in her little potato

fantasy world.

The science fair

is a big deal.

My parents will be there.

And my brother Antony

always won first prize

at his science fairs.

So I really want

to make him proud.

When's your project due?

Today.

Sorry.

I went back for seconds.

It's fine.

Sure, I waited till

the last minute.

And sure,

I probably should have

read the chapter

about electricity

in my science book.

But my dad's a brilliant

scholar of parascience.

Science is in my genes.

Negative.

There's no science

in these jeans.

Let's stop messing around

and do this thing.

Hmm.

Ugh, I can't show up to school

with an experiment

that doesn't work.

Cosmo, Wanda, I wish my

science project worked.

Yes, yes, yes!

First place science ribbon,

here I come.

Hey, Jasmine.

Cool project.

I love your solar

system mobile.

Thanks.

I wrote a song to

easily remember

the order of the planets

closest to the sun.

Magnus Vernon

Erroneously Monitored ♪

Julius Sampson's

Unicorn Napkin ♪

You can remember all that?

Totally.

Wait, what did I just sing?

Hey, Hazel.

Hey, Jasmine.

I invented a hat that

never gives you hat hair.

Whoa.

That's tight.

Cool potato light bulb,

by the way.

Oh, thanks, Winn.

A potato that

powers a light bulb?

How basic is that?

I built a microchip

that can power

the entire Eastern seaboard.

My au pairs--

I mean, I worked on it

all weekend.

Which is why I will be winning

the first place ribbon.

Hazel, don't listen to Dev.

Your project rocks.

Almost as much

as my planet song.

Hey, I think I remembered it!

Magnus, Vernon, Na-- ♪

Nope, I forgot it again.

She's right.

My project does rock.

Is it just me,

or are the clouds

looking a little weird today?

Looks fine to me.

Uh-oh.

OK, what is going on here?

The steps are super bouncy.

Ooh, I see what you mean.

Uh, we should probably explain.

You see, Hazel,

in order to make

your science project work,

we kind of had

to alter the laws of science.

You what?

It's all right here in

this science book, see?

"Really boring stuff."

Hey, watch it, stairs.

Hmm, I guess if it just

means vertical clouds

and bouncy steps, that's

worth it for a chance to win.

And after

the science fair ends,

I'll simply unwish this

and fix the weird science.

Great idea.

I'm sure nothing else

weird will happen.

Everything looks OK in here.

Yep, all normal.

Especially those dogs

outside the window,

flying and cawing like birds.

Mind if I keep the

blinds shut, Mr. Guzman?

It helps me focus.

Sure, Hazel.

Ooh, and speaking of focus,

let's begin today's lesson.

I want to show you all

the benefits of meditation.

Everyone, close your eyes

and repeat after me.

Omm.

all:

Omm.

Omm

My gosh!

OK, that's it.

We can't have flying dogs

and floating desks

for the rest of eternity.

I wish everything

were back to normal.

Can't it wait, squirt?

I'm busy transcending my body.

Omm.

Wanda!

Hey, that's funny.

Our wands aren't working.

Jorgen Von Strangle?

Jorgen, uh,

what are you doing here?

Small girl, you have

created a universal mess.

Thanks to you, the wands are

not working in Fairy World.

I have been forced

to bring him.

Jorgen,

spin me around, please.

That's better. Thank you.

Ah!

Oh, wait.

I know that brain.

It's Sci, the science fairy.

What are you doing here?

We are here for

Tater Tot Tuesday.

What do you think?

You altered

the laws of science!

So obviously, they had

to call me to fix it.

Well, sure.

But what's with

the wands not working?

We tried to undo the wish.

When you altered

the laws of science,

you altered the laws

of the universe.

Which includes magic.

Really boring stuff.

Oh, wait, here it is.

"Alters the laws of the

universe, including magic."

Anyway, it's fine.

I can undo this.

Phew.

Unless, of course,

this was a wish

for one of those science fairs?

Oh, brother.

I just wanted

to make my project work

so that I could win first place

and impress my family.

Seriously?

It's called a science fair

for a reason.

You can't cheat science.

It's not fair.

I'm sorry.

How do I fix this?

Hmm, if the wands

are out of power,

maybe you need,

like, more power

to turn them back on, hm?

Ugh.

Great.

Now what?

It's raining potatoes?

The weather report

said clear sky.

Sci said we need more power

to turn the wands back on.

I know just the thing!

Dev's microchip!

He said it can power

the entire Eastern seaboard.

Oh, that's a great idea,

Hazel.

all:

Omm.

Omm.

The chip has to be

in here somewhere.

Potato chips,

loose chocolate chips.

Chip Skylark's Greatest Hits?

Why is there so many

chip things?

Here.

OK, everyone.

Big exhale.

Let me get the door for you.

- Cosmo!

- Such a gentleman.

Wanda!

Look! It's going into

the teacher's lounge!

Ticking clock.

Things are getting weird.

I'm fixing it!

Oh, I'm starving.

Principal Krentz, no!

Oh, now what?

And just why are you

out of class?

Uh

Ooh!

That tickles--

This is terrible.

What are we going to do now?

Ah!

The potatoes are electrified!

That's the perfect

power source.

We're going to need

more potatoes.

Here goes something.

It's working!

I wish the laws of science

were back to normal.

Oh, now that's what I call

some good meditating.

I did it.

Oh, no, the science fair!

I still have to get

my project to work.

Which means doing

the unthinkable.

Ooh, stealing Dev's au pairs

and making them do it for you?

No, Cosmo.

I have to actually

learn the science.

Is that it?

Man, that was easy.

Therefore, the chemical energy

from the potatoes

is converted

to electrical energy,

which should give enough

power to turn on a light.

Impressive.

Not impressive!

She must have used all

the juice from those potatoes

to fix our wands.

Potato juice?

Ew, gross--ah!

I take back what I said

about potato juice!

Wanda, help me! Ow!

It's OK.

Honestly, I waited

till the last minute

to learn the science

to make my project.

Well, here's a sticker

for participation.

Next time, don't procrastinate!

Eh, still feeling that lunch.

Congrats on the win, Winn.

Thanks, Hazel.

Are you disappointed in me?

Of course not, Hazelnut.

Science is about discovery,

regardless of whether

you succeed.

You learned something new

with every failure.

I can't wait to see what

you come up with next year.

I can't wait to show Antony

my participation sticker.