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01x19 - Stuck in My Head/Mind the Gap

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Fairly OddParents: A New Wish". Aired: May 20, 2024.*
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Hazel, a ten-year-old girl who has just moved to the big city of Dimmadelphia for her father's new job, explores the city on her own after her brother Antony leaves for college.

01x19 - Stuck in My Head/Mind the Gap

Post by bunniefuu »

Psst.

Do you think I have time
for the restroom?

The show is about
to start, baby.

I can't believe
it's opening night.

Opening night?

I thought this was
a dress rehearsal.

You're going to
do great, squirt.

All right.

Here goes something.

Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad!

Welcome to my dramatic
reenactment of the day you met.

Once upon a time, Mom and Dad
met at a museum.

Mom was on her way out
when she heard Dad being silly.

I bet if that painting
were alive,

it would talk like this--

funny voice, funny voice,
funny voice.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo whee.

That soft puppet is
so funny and cute.

They explored the museum
together all day.

The laughed.

They blushed.

Ooh, yeah.

They even danced to
their favorite love song

in the lobby of the museum.

♪ This is your lovely,
lovely, lovely ♪

♪ Love song ♪

♪ Give me some of that lovely,
lovely, lovely love ♪

And by the end of the day,

Mom and Dad
were falling in love.

- Whoo!
- Come on, now!

Come on, baby girl.

Thank you.

You got it just right.

So what's the big
anniversary date this year?

Nothing this year, sweet pea.

Just doing some work.

Work? That's not romantic.

I mean, our schedules
just got too hectic.

No time to plan.
These things happen.

Will you excuse me
for a moment?

They can't just do nothing.

I need to make today
romantic for them.

What do you two do
for your anniversary?

Ooh, we go on a date at the
diner where we first met.

We order milkshakes with
marshmallows and sprinkles.

And then we get stomachaches.

It's like falling in love
all over again.

both:
Mwah!

Oh.

Aw.

I wish my parents could fall
in love all over again today.

The museum
where they met.

This is the romantic date
they deserve.

Thanks, guys.

Happy anniversary, Mom!

Uh, Mom?

You must be mistaken.

Mom is acting super strange,
like she doesn't know who I am.

I'm sure your mother
knows exactly who you are,

random little girl.

There you are,
human daughter.

You see, your very normal
mother knows who you are.

What is happening?

For them to fall in love
all over again,

we had to make them forget
their lives together.

They don't know each other yet.

And they don't know you yet.

Oh, but don't worry, squirt.

Everything will
return to normal

once they fall back in love.

Why do I get the feeling that
this isn't gonna go as planned?

Why, I never.

Name a single time our magic
hasn't gone according to plan.

Oh, I bet if that painting
were alive,

it would talk like this.

I'm a
Renaissance baby sea captain.

Dad did the silly voice.

I wanna see them meet.

But I thought now was the
perfect time and place

to eat some fake looking fruit.

Oh, I'm stupid.

Oop.

Did you lose your mom again,
little girl?

Depends what
you mean by lose.

Mm-mm.

Come back.
You gotta meet Dad.

Oh, help!

If they don't meet,
they won't fall in love.

If they don't fall in love,
they won't remember me.

I wish they were
back in love--now!

We can do the setup,
but according to the rules,

only Cupid can make people
fall in love.

Then I wish Cupid was here.

Come on, number 27--punt! Uh.

Hi, Cupid.

Sorry to bother you.

But I made a wish my parents
forgot each other,

and I need you to make them
fall back in love,

or they'll never remember me.

Huh.

So you undid my work,

and now you just expect me
to redo it?

Please?
I'm really sorry.

I don't want your sorry.

You pulled me away from a very
entertaining football game.

So now it's only fair
that you entertain me.

We're gonna have
a Matchmake Match.

- Ah!
- Not a Matchmake Match.

What's a Matchmake Match?

You have to compete
with Cupid in a game

of matchmaking skill.

It's very stressful.

And very entertaining,
especially for me,

because I always win.

Brewster? Who's that?

That is your dad's
competition.

Um, where am I?

You're at the museum.

And you just ran into
your old friend, Angela.

Angela.

What are you doing?

Brewster
and your mom had crushes

on each other in college.

I always wondered what would
have happened between them

if I hadn't arranged
for Angela to meet your dad.


Now I can find out.

Go get her, champ.

Hey, Angela.

Brewster?
What are you doing here?

Spending the day with you--

I hope.

You and your dad
versus me and Brewster.

Whoever Angela
falls in love with

by the end of the day wins.

You're going down,
you weird baby!

Dad, hey, quick.

Wait.
Why am I painting a picture?

To woo Angela.

And who is this Angela
of which you speak?

Your wife.

You two have to
fall in love today

before she falls in love
with that guy.

Angela, did you
know Monet drew caricatures

when he was young?

You're so factual.

You like that?

I got more facts
where that came from.

How exactly do you know
all of this?

Uh, because I'm psychic.

See, I knew
psychics were real!

Yeah. Yeah, no.
I'm in. I'm in.

It's so beautiful.

Oh. Is that of me?

I saw you from
across the gallery

and was inspired
by your beauty.

Oh. [giggles] Oh.

Oh, yes! Yeah!

Hmph.
I'm just getting warmed up.

See?

That's why Cupid
is reigning champ--



Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Ooh, great move by Hazel.

Angela loves butterflies.

She's using her personal
knowledge of her parents

to give her an edge.

Heh. Now for the final blow.

An amazing interception
by Cosmo Cosma,

going for the touchdown
before the clock runs out.

Will he make it?

Great play by team Hazel.

Oh, but it wasn't enough
to close the gap.

And that's our match--

a heartbreaking defeat
for Hazel Wells.

Duh. I win.

Brewster is asking Angela to
be his girlfriend as we speak.

Angela, when I look at you,
it's like looking in a mirror.

We just go together.

I want to give you the honor
of being my girlfriend.

Oh. Uh...

We have to pull a Hail Mary.

I got this, coach.

Beep-bop boop-a-doop
be-doop ah.

Be-doop be-doop.

What is Marcus doing?

Bleep blurp bleep blurp.

He's using the power
of goofiness to woo my mom.

I wish I had a microphone
and a piano.

♪ This is your lovely,
lovely, lovely love song ♪

♪ Give me some of that
lovely, lovely, lovely love ♪

Um, Angela?

My knee is falling asleep.

Today reminded me why

we never got together,
Brewster.

You're just like me--
serious, put together--

but I need someone like that.

But he's so goofy.

Exactly.

Goodbye, Brewster.

♪ Give me some of that ♪

♪ Give me some of that
lovely, lovely love ♪

Hello, handsome.

♪ Ooh ♪

All right, now.
I like your dance moves.

Oh, thanks.

You know, I don't
usually dance in museums,

but you looked like
you were having so much fun.

Oh, I'm having
a lot more fun now

that you're dancing with me.

♪ That lovely love ♪

As much as I hate losing,

they do make a cute couple.

Which means
I was right from the start.

♪ You're gonna
love this love song ♪

That was an amazing
puppet show, Hazelnut.

Mm-hmm.

It felt like falling
in love all over again.

Oh, my favorite part
was the fireworks.

My favorite part is when we
all lived happily ever after--

forever and ever and ever.