01x01 - Bell's Blended Scotch Whisky

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people

across the world consume liquor

a small percentage of those

fall into that category of excess

but whether you

drink a little or you drink a lot

every drop of liquor

tells a different story

this

is Jim lady was another one of my

exciting liquor stories

or

Highlanders and Bell's

Scotch whiskey for an eye on 200

years come to a little town called

and

that's where they came from you

think I'm making most of these names I put them

not when you consider that Bell's Scotch

whiskey is distilled

in a place called Blair's as*h*le

it said it's

a blend of the favorite

Scotch whiskeys from all over Scotland

from from from

Glenn Cochran to lock down

and Jamal

status of

flavor it's

as smooth as a link

from her suit of armor suit summer

fruit and

it's got a 90-day through with

the soup song of Ginger

and almonds you know this is

her favorite drink of everybody in

the United Kingdom if

it's wonderful it goes good with

ice or

without ice that goes good with water

and you can

eat fish and chips you can eat

with quinoa how are Sushi and

it makes a perfect liquor ball

sandwich for those cold winter mornings

there's nothing like

you know every time I have

a little Tippy

pool Bells I remember

the first time that I ever got

in trouble I mean that

I is

way back a long time ago the

end of February

and my partner dumb Dinwiddie

got arrested

you know bills he even goes good straight

out of the bottle too

I gave me a Special Commemorative present

of a bottle of bells to

celebrate my 20 years in the force

I was a good cop back then I stayed

late that night and I was doing my paperwork

shippers blowing

outside by

the time I finished and when I was in my car

I discovered that someone

and I screamed it sounded

my windshield so when I

turn on my windshield washer fluid

should we hear a piss

in my f*cking Reservoir it

hit the ice cream and turn into rocks

all and I couldn't even scrape

it off with my police badge

so I should have stayed there and

Playstation all night but now

you know we all have

to live with her own circumcisions

I pinched of raccoon Squad

error and

I started home in Sunnyvale sleep

was that sitting on the road and you got into

the snow bank about 20

feet high rip the CB

area off so I can call anybody gambian

doors I couldn't get out of the door

so I couldn't even run The Inn at cuz it would have been the

sexiest and it was cold it

was cold as heck and penguin

ship so what

could I do only one thing you can

do well

next morning they pulled me in the car

list no game I pissed

myself and I was going to hear

and I got an internal discipline

which horse

Square in the Astros the

beginning of the end of my

career and

I can't prove who I scream

should send in my windshield but

you know it was the same guy months

when we leave would they put me on that

I was

on night shift and I

had to deal with pimples in the hookers

for a long time but

that's what I meant Randy

but that's another story

so the

moral of the stories

if you're going to snuggle car don't

car dealership lizard with

another one of my exciting

get a close-up of that story

teach

you something to compare all your

friends and neighbors to see you skull

baking Gene

you got to witness

going