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01x05 - Italian Amaretto

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Liquor Stories". Aired: December 8, 2014.*
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Sunnyvale Trailer Park supervisor, Jim Lahey, is no stranger to liquor, or drinking himself to edge of the sh*t abyss.

01x05 - Italian Amaretto

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to billion people across the world consume

liquor a small percentage

of those fall into that category of

excess but

whether you drink a little or you drink

a lot every drop

of liquor tells a different story

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Jim Lahey here on

the liquor store today we're going to be talking about

this beautiful little figurines

you know what the bottles

how many people out there drinking Amaretto

you know what I'm talking about this is an Amaretto

this is just called the water

Shaw where

where are you honey

bunny I gotta wear my little honey

buns are

your knees sore or are you going

braless today little honey bunny

Amaretto drink

is that it's a some

bitters made from almonds that's what I call

it almondine does in

Italy that named almondine

means a little bitter almondine

is a wonderful High a

good drunk but it also goes well with

the fishes

kind of fishes trivia

shovels and kind of vegetables you can mix

it up with your liquor ball sandwich maker

website the

Warner Brothers they bought all this stuff

like

when you drink upside down from a bit of bottle

it is a little better honey

and this is Miss Piggy

and this

is Darth Vader

and I'm the support leaving the pig

what do I ask what up what

up doc whatever that van being anyway

where was it

I don't know where I was

every time I have a drink with almondine my

mind goes back many many years

way back 1978

that's when they first bottle that stuff

I remember the bottles that

I remember

was Elmer Fudd Bugs

Bunny and Bugs Bunny and

they had Sylvester the cat you know if

I can try to treat each other all the time Wylie

Coyote stores f*cking

coyote them

how

do you say anyway

I got it really

when I was first married

deserve that when Trina was

born should just a little bit baby little

baby baby and I bought the same time

that she would think it's

fine I

got a job as an undercover

undercover cop

and I would swear I was doing and I was hot

too I was investigating a bootleg

in ring these

guys are real bad asses and

I really f*cking

really cool and I got in

grape shade in myself with a whole c*ck sucking

bunch of them and I was like I

was on top of my game but

I started having trouble at home because Brad

was saying you can stay out there and

what I

used to stay on how do I hardly slept at

all I was asleep the river that

is one of my friend

what is the sample size 2 free

Lil Trina where to go bottle and

nipple

and I just put some more

liquor she

hit the rock and roll

I was crossing Wednesdays I

got I went down to the tavern where

the boys are hanging out and I walked

in there with my f*cking 12-gauge shotgun

they didn't know what the f*ck was coming

on and I had a bad and

I told her all f*cking on her

a*s and sucking

bottle in the place glass flying

everywhere and then I came across these

beautiful earrings don't

spill a little honey and

I thought of Trina

and it's out of my marriage and I

was you know sometimes a little

bit to get emotional

when you when you drink and

some times and stopped

me dead in my tracks and I

couldn't smash up for the greens and

when I remembered pocket f*cking

big c*ck. Comes up on

wax rear knocks me out the next thing I

know I'm in a garbage

dumpster

so I still have my vehicle to

read so I polish

tomorrow off and I turn

myself in at the police station

I was f*cked I mean proven

fact we weren't supposed to bust

in Disguise for another month they

demoted me I

was on pick up The Troll

from 9 in the morning

to 5 at night come rain or shine lady

why brothers

in arms because

it saved my marriage I

guess for every cloud has a silver lining

no doubt about it

so if you want to know

a little bit more about the

magic of liquor and

the wonderful world of

the liquor stories

please put me in the game next

week chairs

did you see my guy

stress is a Chess

Time the zygote

a little chest f*cking

said here you got to have

the right on the right if you don't have

the what I don't know if you haven't left on the right

the right is Kings

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to the first

move this is all over this

is over this is not liquor Stories

the wonderful game of

chess will be yours truly family