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01x07 - Bol's Gold Liqueur

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Liquor Stories". Aired: December 8, 2014.*
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Sunnyvale Trailer Park supervisor, Jim Lahey, is no stranger to liquor, or drinking himself to edge of the sh*t abyss.

01x07 - Bol's Gold Liqueur

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to billion people across the world consume

liquor a small percentage

of those fall into that category of

excess but

whether you drink a little or you drink

a lot every drop

of liquor tells a different story

set

an alarm no no no I'm listening I'm just

doing my sound here it's okay

I'm just about ready just

to make me look over there that stuff

okay Gunther

man that cameras

good afternoon ladies and gentlemen

my name is Jim Lahey welcome

to another one of my famous liquor

stories today we

have a special story

where are talking about bulls

gold liquor you heard

of this famous 1957

and 1970s when they made these things

to fill these by the ballot become the

ballerina bottles and

they used to have Triple Sec in

them crime in the apricot

brandy this one has such as here's

what it was they used to say shake

the bottle sh**t the bottle

and what the f*ck

is like it I have no idea anyway

what it is is this was

a Dutch company 1575

is on the first started Billy bottle and now

they're still going

oldest distillery in the world

to take that for an example does

now there's about 38 different Liquors

you can get from Bulls but

I tell you there's nothing quite

like you know why that little gold

flakes on it cuz it

made you got your answer

coughing and your throat

in your stomach and it gave me an instant intoxication

did you hear that listen to talk

about hearing that sh*t what's this

this is a little learn how

to do this okay okay

super

always f*cking around with my shift there

it is you just go like this

turn turn turn turn turn that was

the last dance we dance the blue man

you're at the last party that we

have me and Barb we were taking a nap

we're taking dancing lessons ballroom

dancing lessons Bob used to be the queen

of the parking f*cking best

t*ts and f*cking Sunnyvale take

a ballroom dance lessons in 10

couples we were

the oldest at the time I think we

were 24 anyway

there is hippies and dip business fixtures there

somebody put

some LSD in the punch

so you can imagine what happened we

were dancing everyone's dancing and somebody

started taking off their clothes

and somebody else to take them off

and then everybody is taking off their clothes

probably droppings all over

the place free

love I guarantee I got

involved with several different couples and then

there's three or four guys and

that's it I'm not going

to go and I still have flashbacks change

my life changed my sexuality tasted

for the good times because look at that

little thing there every time I really looked

at those beautiful I got a little bit

of horny and all I want to do is

dancing

dancing dancing dancing

okay cars

anybody

got a towel I

got to do a second one sounds

ready I'm just as good as my c*ck

sucking Smith and it rain today OK

take 1

act 1 scene 1 best

fine liquor ever made 1975

no 1957 they

have the bow being a bottle this is beautiful

listen this Define

someone's been f*cking with

my bottle

that's a blue of an you right

back when I used to do by

and you we have 10 couples

dancing

and on party night everyone

got a bottle of this the ballerina

bottle 1957 1970

balsley people

say it's an urban legend what

happens if gold flakes going down your

sarcophagus makes tiny little

Cuts in your blood vessels and then

and

then and then somebody

put reflect on shut the fuk

up somebody put some of my LCD

in naproxen punch and everyone

God I

remember that,

I don't remember this LST but

it happened it was. And

then somebody's robbers and

everyone's laughing

can I foreclose it was affecting her

actions over here is different apples over there

or the rabbit rabbit rabbit a little

greasy grassy I'm

not going to tell you about the three guys and

every

time it happens to me that I

have a little drink or both but did

I tell you about did I tell you about this

thing's this is the oldest 1806


ago in great shape

man don't forget Bulls

liquor your friend and mine

see you later

now

that is fuc that's doing

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