01x13 - Cognac

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billion people across the world consume

liquor a small percentage

of those fall into that category of

excess but

whether you drink a little or your drink

a lot every drop

of liquor tells a different story

good

afternoon ladies and gentlemen

welcome to another Jim

Lahey liquor story

it's a real pleasure to be here today

to tell you about an

event in history that I find

extremely interesting that

happened way back in 1809

when the fires of revolutionary

France or burning in the walls

of Paris and Marie

Antoinette's head was rolling

down the chomp solicited this

and this

young fellow the name Emmanuel

horrible you had a wonderful

idea he decided that

he was going to make some Brandy

and Brandy is a very

very dangerous dangerous

drink if you drink too much does if you

know as you know you take some wine

and your distilling and you

just sent it again it's three to five

times as powerful when

it becomes Brown it was when I was one

and Caldwell GA do

very special

way of fermenting and

aging and Distilling produced

was called cognac

just like it sounds konyak

it hasn't if

you are using too much can you

be just like f*cking Jim Lahey when

I tried to blow up downtown Dartmouth

when I had the !sis Bombs all around

me keep

what happened to his car but man

you coming today or is that means

probably called him he set

up outside the walls of Paris because

he didn't want to pay taxes and you made

the most delicious drink and guess

who loved it guess who love

God and cognac

yep Napoleon

solo hand but no polian

Bonaparte left vodka

cognac as a matter of fact he

used to feed it to all his troops that's

why they f*cking lost the Battle of Waterloo battle

I went to Cannon to the right of them

and enjoy the leftovers and

there's

was not to make reply theirs what

to do and die in the

Valley of Death rode the


Napoleon solo went

to Alva because he blah

so Attleboro

almost

cheers I'm not allowed

to drink by I made

a pleasure The Pledge this year to

my therapist that I

wasn't going to I was only going to 45

Jake I was going to have one drink a

day and I'm just going to save this little

bit cuz I have a special drink

that I'm going to share with you

right now ladies

and gentlemen you remember when

I drink cognac and

I was at irascible uncontrollable

well now I have all

of my animalistic Tendencies Under

Wraps do you know why because I just

have one drink a day later

than gentleman and

one drink of the nav nav little

little fruit to keep the scurvies

away cheers

here's to a brand

new year ladies and gentlemen 2001

ever February

I'm St

I'll bet you don't know what's in this I

tell you what's in this isn't gentleman

all you have to do is

it is

it buy

a couple bottles I will

let Herman's a brand new drink introduce

this year Letterman's liquormen's

liquormen's just fill this cup

for three bottles of liquor last

until supper time if you're like

me and you'll compromise yourself with

your diddly doctors that's all

attended

food for the soul

brown sugar

Randall's

Randy Bo Bandy

I'll ask him to marry me is here