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02x01 - VAT 69

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Liquor Stories". Aired: December 8, 2014.*
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Sunnyvale Trailer Park supervisor, Jim Lahey, is no stranger to liquor, or drinking himself to edge of the sh*t abyss.

02x01 - VAT 69

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to billion people across the world consume

liquor a small percentage

of those fall into that category of

excess but

whether you drink a little or you drink

a lot every drop

of liquor tells a different story

hello

and welcome to

season 2 of the liquor

stories with your house or

it's too early and Jay

so today I just noticed

we're on a kind of a remodel

remodeling lady said that

I

did a little fixing up this how

much does thing this whole fight career prep

will cost like

when you build a car if you buy the pieces

and you put them all together that's $16,900

Tercel turns out to be worth over

$70,000 you

know why I wanted

to say that it's a real pleasure to

be back here telling you I

was sorry for my past life and and

kick them back as it were and just kind

of relaxing with life in general and

what we have is

that Amalgamated sent you

could see that ran over

here and there and

liquor stories

right on her hair well

what are we going to talk about today usually

cingulate particular

being Olympia Brewery to

speculate on the origins

and as you know sometimes

people some people who get

too much of that they aggressive

right and sometimes people get really

submissive and sometimes I imagine

it to burn as I live in electric but

don't get me wrong there's a

staging never cross that line today

yes we are going to be talking

about a special a

little drink

Vat 69

this isn't a minute amazing thing because

well some

of the things that come to mind it was a movie

what was the movie The Band of Brothers in

the guys and the guy was the drunk

guy was always looking for the bat 69

and Indian

movies

with their

Breaking Bad 69 because is symbolic

of upper class at T I

have to tell you one thing

my name is Vat 69

are exemplary I

think that what happens if you go

to New York City in 1984

with your wife Barb

just

a little just to come on nevermind

who the f*ck I don't care

anymore anyway

it was hot sh*t hot


replaces the Arc de Triomphe

in the New York Harbor in Liberty

we were over visiting there in Staten

Island think of is

and then we go back over and

it was so f*cking hot at the Brewster was

awfully we decide

to go back to the hotel and maybe I

was hoping to get a little something something cuz nothing nevermind

so we're on the

way back to hotel what do we do I

see the snow I can lick her boutique little

narrow door and decide between two

and you won't f*cking believe it to huge

problem with offices

and Delicatessen all the ships

in this little thing was in there

or long and

every inch of every show was

filmed what's this amazing f*cking

an improper panoply of

liquor and guess what

there was a whole f*cking shelf of

Vat 69 there and I and

you know it was in the nice but that it

didn't turn out that afternoon in New York

City I did get down and I did get

dirty and I did get a little bit

of what that 639 you really?

no there's a couple of stories

about the position I remember this

is kind of an idea there's

something about this liquor

that gives you

if she's an appreciation for

the Finer Things

and if I may say that

true love between people on

generous love like I'm

saying No Holds

Barred nothing bad is

Rebecca 69


I remember I was

going to cough don't let anyone tell you

in the 70s

my partner in the 70s

but can rest in peace was

when I got f*cking George Cox

and green piss

me off certain

people in your life that f*ck over

birds of a feather flock together if

you find yourself in

your ear you need

to actually I wouldn't eat this pill

pregnant life

is just a Bowl of Cherries you

know I remember

it was in the 70s

oh yeah

my partner and I rest

in peace.

Partner in crime

well in this f*cking drug bust was just

know what's going on I was f*cking hashish

coming into Port of Halifax I can

buy the container load because the f*cking

guys are paying them up downtown

all if I cannot all the Steven doors

for someone the fuk I think that

you what was in the f*cking thing was TVs we

will have that way anyway

I'm just saying this f*cking container

came in and we knew about it and

we f*cking start a spying on this ship

it see where all the f*cking dope was going

well some of the dope was going

to the local biking games which I

don't understand that sh*t if

a guy is a c*cksucker and

he get him out of the shitness keep

more than f*cking sh*t that's that's all I mean

anyway

we did our Best Buy in police work I

want you to know we were right

under cover for about two months after

that I didn't shave or

anything like that and I got

I found out 90%

of the hashish was coming in this f*cking

container was going to Scotland

but 5%

was going up to f*cking Montreal in about 5%

was staying around here we

have I

got a tip the two of

the Scottish guys that were here to f*cking


in this hotel room and I can go there

I can find the paper dope I

can find shipping stuff I can find

g*ns a lot of money and

f*cking tip and

you know I never

told you gave me that $10

this f*cking day and you know what you

know why I can't

anyway my partner and I f*cking

police force I told you I said the

chief this is going down he's a f*cking

you know what they're used to call me later nevermind

I'll tell you what they used to call me every

once in awhile for she's going down but somehow

someone in the f*cking Department it could have been

George caught off and green himself

f*cking spilled the beans f*ck

one time one of the things I want nevermind

anyway we went there for in the morning

cuz we were going to catch those guys right hand it I

was f*cking scared stiffness cuz I know the Scottish

guy they were parking all my God

they were there I never met him but they the

real f*cking reputation we're just going to ask how

you doing on your f*cking nuts

are we was quick we came in the front

door was open and it

was Pitch Black we are just f*cking music printable

music was kind

of like me like that

this music coming from the back room and

open the door

just put 50 candles

all around and it

was two naked people on

the bed Scottish

guys and

it was in this kind of numerical position

Ashland and I watch them

the longest time

Nina will watch

and then they just looked over like they

knew we were coming all the time

what the fuc

change

except the world

and I don't know why

but that


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