02x03 - Liquor Dreams

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how

to build people across the world consume

liquor a small percentage

of those fall into that category of

excess but

whether you drink a little or you drink

a lot every drop

of liquor tells a different story

pizza

cake now that all I need is a life

air it's okay I

used to be a cameraman well I

could have been I

didn't

really hear how's

it going bud

it's very exciting show here tonight

this place is haunted I

tell you the back door open as

I was coming to the studio by itself

and f*cking alarm didn't go up

and come in here

and I come in here cuz I'm on the most

the most important pilgrimage

of my entire life you know

my job most of you know Jim I

you know that I I've

kind of grown men sunnyvale's

probably being part of my life I mean

part of my soul and I don't know

why I have no idea why

I married into a bourbon

anyway where was I oh

yeah I

just want you to know

tonight I had an epiphany

I have an idea that just

blew me away I was sound

asleep I was in the middle

of this most incredible dream was

it a boob and Adam Maher tribe

increase I woke up in

a dream of Peace what

was like I felt peaceful for the first

time in my life maybe it's cuz I'm 70

years old maybe it's just for


Maybe

maybe something that I live for

to share this beautiful idea

that I had tonight now I'm

as confused as everybody else in the world

everything you're talking about North Korea

and Iraq and Syria

and sh*t

and people talk about the Thousand

Ways the Earth could guy in

the people get all scared and really boldly

Yakima Pinnacle man

but I chose to be a police officer

and I was a good f*cking cop

I was for a while

tell him f*cking booze goes in the way it

wasn't entirely my fault what you can't wait

and alcohol I'm not enough I

don't go to any meetings

but I do have a problem with alcohol I

identify so deeply with

the liquor that is more than part

of my soul it is my a*s since I am

the liquor and I believe

I believe the tonight I finally have

found like Pope

Francis his

middle name my middle name is France

James

Francis Lee the

post name is Francis my father's

name was Francis this

is my I am f*cking stargazing

my friends and I have my head it

went right tonight all through their

synapses and undercurrents

of effect

you don't understand what dreams are

dreams to some people are rehashing

the day's events dreams

to other people just a scrambling of imagery

that stuff that's being dumped

and resorted Freudian

I like the 14 the best like to dream

you can make anything into a dripping p*nis

you know what I'm getting

the problem is

I didn't know it was a problem I

beg your pardon ladies and gentlemen I

like collect myself my

soul is in the coffin there with Caesar

and I must pause.

Come back to me

this is your good health this is

to you who make choices to

you will fly away from the shitness

to you

do you have to understand that if

you hang with a bunch

of sucks you're

going to be a f*cking sh*t birds

of a feather flock together that's the

maximum that's rule number one second

one that you cannot consider of nurture

and nature that's what you have to consider

Whether tis nobler never

mind that shift just think about

it rule number two should apple

does not fall far from the tree topples

three you going to look at your little

get a f*cking test for dinner

box or something that will tell you your

practice your part that you're parked and you

got a propensity for this and you're going to get

a little bit ago and you're 72

cuz every male in your

family and not on till she's

a little weird anyway razor

blade that's what we're talking about you think

about the price of like

how much the cost to make one half percent of


there's an experiment I actually tried if

you go to the dollar store and you

get a pair of sunglasses $4 and

you look up where and it's distributed from Burnaby

BC and you go on you don't go

on the f*cking line in a

little bit of liquor search you got

it you know there's a new way to treat

there's no way to treat alcoholism they

give him a drink every hour when will

drink and people get back on the right and

it said that

all of us know

in a deep part of Hearts where are sh*t

line is and that says her rule

never cross

the ship

anyway

is it I wanted to tell you and

I'll see her

I wanted to tell you about a I wanted

to tell you about the idea

the idea that I had

sleep

no problem do you know what can

undermine I guess no

one knew my neck is it

u p u s t

boots

with magic tape

anyway

oh

f*cking is wonderful

you know he's just so wonderful you

know they made him think about randy

excuse me just for sex

Aaron

no

no guess what I guess

is what I'll

give you a double cheeseburger tomorrow for

lunch not

no at

the f*cking Studio yeah

I'm taping over myself it's

a piece of cake we

make a lot of money on those black and blue channels

I think the call Foodtown

Randy me and we'll just wear masks

we got those old mask from season 2 I

think it was named her Julian

comes in no

I'm serious I'm here I got the camera ready

runcam and say hi

okay I will

don't worry about me being weird

you do not

keep it from you when I get home okay bye

you know what

nothing more important in love in

life sometimes we don't

even know we love sometimes

we spend our lives with people

and irritate us and you

think that we could do that but

I tell you one thing

nothing more important than love

in the bigger you can find your family

the moral I was there is and

that's why the world should be one big fan

it should be a Christian

should look around and say all

that person is nothing I should give them something

of mine instead of fearing

what the what

anyway I don't want to get into that I just want

to tell you this is important business and

I'm going to have a drink I don't think I drink to you

yet I

need a little fortification for this because I

am I can't remember I

cannot find remember what my idea

is to put gas block

guest of f*ck come on

I'll give you 20 now

now you

know why I'm not worried

because I wrote it down

I wrote the fact that I did

some people shake when they drink

still my favorite is a drunk night out don't

cuz of the first thing you said hey buddy

how you doing can I buy a drink half

an hour an hour later you say I

don't listen could you buy me a

drink in an hour

later give

me my drugs

are pitiful piece of sh*t

really when a

guy that consistently crosses

is sh*t like so that there's no sh*t

line left is just the abyss it's

the sh*t abyss and he's hanging

on that sh*t wrote in his f*cking

sliding down right into the

eye and shiticane

and we are all the center of our

own shitstorm

we can step out of the eye and

face it with her mouth

open if we're assholes but

you can turn away and you can go

with it and it blows in a cut

or clockwise Direction ladies and gentlemen

and it blows past opportunities

every second and sometimes

it's just sometimes limbic

system week when we were young

we f*cking smoker dinky Diner we

lose our ability cortex

is going don't do this don't do

this don't do that

you got to be able to say no

because when you say no to something that's a

repetitious none ending

piece of battle

Hawk cute

nails comes and kills to take his place

and that was the

liquor talking because whenever I

get into this Fable 2 and


that he put in 75%

proof 175 proof


knock you didn't you should back I

got a question you know that North Korea Korean

guy that got a f*cking f*cking

blue people getting the girls did it cuz it's

something that they were doing the

joke could you do this for this much

why didn't this stuff

is so f*cking dangerous why

didn't the girls guy to like

one drop on your skin

I'm going to have a little d*ck

no man will ever tell you any different

nothing left early

it's alright

thank you thank you Lord

here's my idea this is

what I've been waiting for this is

what I am going to give you the world and

you are in the w*r the evil

that men do lives after them

the good is oft interred

with their

bones there's

my idea

I wish I had a bath I can

pay if I can have that later f*cking

nights at PAW

Patrol fabric

I'm going to be blown away I know cuz

when I had the idea it was one

second after I woke up over

the bed that's another

part of it

don't

forget the idea

don't forget me

I think I

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