02x04 - Let the Liquor Do the Bowling

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people

across the world consume liquor

a small percentage of those

fall into that category of excess

but whether

you drink a little or your drink a lot

every drop of liquor

tells a different story

welcome ladies and gentlemen to another

exciting liquor story with your

host Jim Lahey that

the world is a wonderful place full

of possibilities if you use your imagination you

can overcome just about any up but

there are shitweasel sh*t

worms and sh*t rats are for a

little f*cking shity bureaucrats

are f*cking leaving every f*cking thing

imaginable you

know they say you can't fight City Hall today

we're going to call

you know why

cuz I have to go back 20 years at

the Sunnyvale bowling

lanes when I won a tournament high

score hands down had

the trophy in my hand all the sudden

judge comes up over

here in my hand and what's qualifies me

because I'm wearing black

denim instead of black pants

now then I would

like to place a little bit but they kick me out for


I'm going over to the Sunnyvale lane

today and just so happens

that the Sunnyvale Strikers

are meeting for their annual

golf

told me grab competition

and I'm going to take back what's rightfully mine

I'm going to reclaim the past

glory and you know I don't want to do it I

am going to let the liquor do the

board once

more into the breach dear friends once

more we're

not going to need this anymore I don't think

they're there I

see you're not wearing your black pants I

don't want anyone to disqualify the

reclaim the trophy


but I wait for you to save

I don't think he's cleaned up at all for

not wearing black pants but I

thought he died

call Alicia

well when you come in and you go to vomit

over your pants to a different bowling

shoes he was just something else

honey when it was his turn to bowl you can

never find a boy's change

your pants come

on there was one incident I remember

machine seem to jam or something the ba*ls weren't

coming back so Jim said I'm going to fix it to

know he would. He never came back they

found them on a turntable down there that's

why the ba*ls were coming back we're going to have a little

drinky-poo just to show there's no hard

feelings to

your house he was drinking some weird

stuff we had no idea what it was for

letting them back in these

Lanes after 20 years it's just unbelievable

like I think they should never ever leave

in a Min if

you get a strike and you got it

and you got a spare you're going to have a

drink I don't think he has

a snowball's chance in hell and getting that Toby back

here we go boys first

bra that's

a practice that's a practice league

rules is a practice best

sword and three small

bags I'm

going over here okay

watch this shut

up. Wasn't I got her ball

I'm leaving

now the

game begins what's your name again

Kaiser Regal drag

is

there a baby food look at

a drinky-poo you

guys have met your water broke

was that a 10 or spear

I

deserve to win I'm the best borders

holy moly

not alone Linkin Park

cordevalle

erudition

you deserve a lifted

alright

yeah I know that's

your mother number though

oh that sucks

water

ba*ls

you're right I

still got another ball another one

that wasn't a hundred

percent but that's cuz that ball

was f*ck this ball here this Paul

here this year's

twin f*cking

Brothers at the clinic

today Mark me up till 7

I could use this to

be beaten

by drunk guys come on the

score you

got to be looser as 107 107

from

one of your voice what time they're playing on

my secret weapon this

is 140 Proof

last I remember today

I have the pieces of the

right position in my soul

do the back door turbo shitbags

come out Jesus

Christ he makes

one more Murphy pizzas no

problem

put a drunk like that throw ball like

that shadow

it's like the liquor made

him better voice


came I saw I

conquered veni

vidi vici

at you a h*m*

let's see what we got for the lucky

ducky let

me let me know what's

a nice

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