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02x05 - Benedictine Brandy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Liquor Stories". Aired: December 8, 2014.*
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Sunnyvale Trailer Park supervisor, Jim Lahey, is no stranger to liquor, or drinking himself to edge of the sh*t abyss.

02x05 - Benedictine Brandy

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to billion people across the world consume

liquor a small percentage

of those fall into that category of

excess but

whether you drink a little or you drink

a lot every drop

of liquor tells a different story

hello

welcome

to another

take me to hello there

was another

very exciting liquor story

it before I've been in and out of it

today we are talking about

Benedictine Brandy

Benedictine Brandy conversated

in during Prohibition

in the States because the

night like this guy at

waiter and come to anyone he makes

a little basket eating bread Benedictine

with Brandy and it come up with a brand new

drink like it

was very popular during the time but

it is if I was tasting spoutless

smelling darling

but

it doesn't nearest

lot of people talk about sh*t line

I'm

people think that

people

who drink are stupid

because it's just showing two

brain cells the truth of the matter is

is

there's so many brain cells people have 100,000

brain weigh more brain cells and

cell if it causes

a christening like

each little brain cell that goes

okay

here's the thing they say you have

to drink with the grain of the liquor that

I've been enjoying this quite a bit lately

this is like a job

when you need it but when

you drink with the grand liquor that means

there's another whole realm

of experience and when

you have something that is Fowler position

what is it what is you doing is

causing a different Transcendence in

the axons of your dendrite and

you get to think in a whole

different way and that's why I decided

that I was going to have lecture today

called crossing the

sh*t line is very

important to know what

your limits are is extremely important

to me Clarity

in relation

there is called

of all

the systems in the world are

valuable thinking

you're right

seriously I

mean all these Joe from Thomas's like

I always say all I don't know there's so many

ways it's only variable variable

and to make the right decision

in the face of to

be or not to be that

is the question

Whether tis nobler to

suffer the slings and

arrows of Outrageous Fortune

or to take up arms

against them like

everybody's asking question what

should I do what should I do I'm just a sh*t

will and then talk about the convergence

in air at the f*cking time space

continuum you know what they're going to do this

year and they

are going to go down there's a car thing called

a singularity it

is it's on it's in the center of

the membership where and what

it is is a convergent of all time

I picture of an hourglass

with a*s and going to end

his little foot of the right

there right there right there

and if you want to you can find

that moment what all time to

All Space become one

that's why time travel in

space travel by Rihanna real

real purposes

well I got lots of liquormen's here for

you hey hey John

hey Julian nevermind

I was a little like this Earth I was just repeating the

alcohol when

you bring it on alcohol when you do bring an

alcohol

how to get my voice

oh yeah the sh*t

line this could be the start of

the election right now

maybe we should go back to book the Greenwood liquor

for a second if

you drink a different kind of liquor in your messages

right you can't whole bunch of

inside so nobody

would anybody and see

me I want to show

you I brought a visual thing because there's

certain times that what you do is

you if you have a problem and I've ever needs

to point and people to get the idea

sh*t

line number one this one right here

this is a pack of cigarettes that I have

had since January 1st January


and months ago and that's why cuz

I'm over 75 years old and

I know where my sh*t line is I'm lucky

enough I got no ball cancer no bum

can turn signal

Coke is my puppy mix of choice however

there is a sheet line and one

has two at one time or another take

care of them so I just want to tell you what

this guy in this and it was just a

little bit away from my house in this guy spilled

a whole bunch of gasoline on the floor and

he pulled out a vacuum cleaner and

he sucked up the gasoline for the vacuum

cleaner I

didn't get a chance to ask him if he remembered

but that was a f*cking

definition try there are

all kinds of different varieties of

sh*t one that we all

have to have a dance

add a licorice

the liquor the sh*t Line liquor is

don't be around people that you can offend

well this is Randy cuz he he forgives

me don't drive a car

like

that is

about a young guy in this is true just down from

a f*cking come in stole my

little everybody's

sh*t from the neighborhood and

the cops they kept catching them and

letting them go pick up catch catch

them little f*cking wh*re

in the woods and there would be f*cking

big screen TV now because

a little c*ck sucker wouldn't even cover dash it

over little f*cking 17 year old

little sh*t f*cking way. You

know that this

guy this guy was a little,

I tell

you he crossed the

line you know why because

a week after he

turned 18 the cops asked him to drop them

please station for room feeding matter guess

why he's

f*cking behind bars right now he's going to be for

a while because he saved all that sh*t

up and they gave it

to him as an adult there you

go okay so we're just going to have

one more little sip and what's a good toast

to the whole new world and

that and let's not be small

about it let's not be small lettuce

include everybody including the

South Sudanese let's include

the four countries in Africa where millions

of people are going to be today let's

include the Ukrainian still fighting

for the everybody

the North Koreans you don't know sh*t anyway

that's that's a different

time for a different day we'll talk about it

some other time but in the meantime

El DeBarge