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01x06 - Amanda Keller

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Assembly". Aired: April 5, 2024.*
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A half-hour special where thirty-five autistic, neurodivergent and learning disabled people ask actor/director Michael Sheen any questions they want.

01x06 - Amanda Keller

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Hello, Leigh.

Hey. How are you?

I am dressing up

as Amanda Keller today.

I feel like we both went

for the razzle dazzle today.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

MAN: There she is.

Where? Where? Where is she?

WOMAN: OK, everyone on their

best sitting position.

Where is she?

There she is.

Wow.

That's actually her!

They didn't send in the android.

Well, hello.

Hello.

Oh.

Come on around.

Come and say hi to everybody.

Everyone, this is Amanda.

Hi, Amanda.

Hi!

Hello, hello.

Hello!

Hi!

Hello.

Hello.

Hi.

It's lovely to meet you.

You too.

Aren't we sitting close? Hello.

You get to see my earlobes.

Well, well, well,

if it isn't Amanda Keller.

(LAUGHTER)

And we've got an evil genius

amongst us as well.

OK, everyone.

Amanda, welcome.

Lovely to see you.

Thank you.

Silas, would you like to

kick us off today?

Hello, Amanda.

Oh!

Silas, hello.

We are a collective

of autistic journalism students.

Our rules are

no subject is disallowed.

Any question could occur

and probably will.

(LAUGHS)

Now I'm getting scared.

Welcome to The Assembly.

MAN: Quiet on set.

And action.

For the first time in Australia,

autistic students are undertaking

an autism-friendly

Introduction To Journalism course.

They will be mentored by one

of Australia's best journalists,

and attend classes at university.

So these are our microphones.

Testing, testing.

To test their skills,

the students will interview

some of Australia's

most famous people.

Hi, everybody.

Hello!

OK.

To get behind the spin,

to find the real person.

Do you like your wife?

What's the weirdest thing

you've had to sign?

Ooh.

What is the most awkward moment

you've ever had?

Ooh.

Can you please find me a job?

That's a really good question.

Should I be worried?

ALL: We are The Assembly!

MAN: Back to our headquarters!

It's the last prep day, and I feel

sad that this is like the last one,

because I got to bond

with all the, um, the people here,

and, um, it'sit's a job

I finally found a job I like

and love being at.

Where am I sitting?

Am I at the front

or am I at the back?

Yeah, Abbey, you're with me.

You know what? If no-one else is

sitting there, I'm sitting there.

I don't bite.

Ah!

Much.

(LAUGHS)

There is a bit of a different feel

in the room today, I think,

because people

are starting to kind of realise

that this is a finite experience.

It's not going to go on forever

and we're coming

to the end very quickly.

So there is a bit of

a different energy.

I know this is the last interview.

I'm not overthinking it.

I just want to make it,

like, on point.

Yeah, I've got mixed emotions about

this being the final interview,

but, um, hopefully it's going

to be a good one too.

Ooh, here comes Leigh!

ABBEY: Morning, Leigh!

Whoo-whoo-whoo!

Morning!

Oh, my God, it's Leigh Sales!

Leigh Sales! Leigh Sales!

How am I going to go back

to my normal life,

where no-one even notices

when I walk into a room?

It's just going to be

Aw!

Surely your kids react that way

when you walk in.

My kids do.

My colleagues not so much.

Oh, damn.

OK, are we all pumped

and ready for our interview?

Let's do it!

We are ready!

Great. OK.

Our next guest is someone

who's a very experienced

television and radio presenter.

Ooh!

She was the first female

to be inducted into

the Australian Radio Hall of Fame.

Hm.

She's had a really long career

of about 40 years,

and she's been nominated

for two Gold Logie Awards.

She's very funny.

It is Amanda Keller.

ALL: Oh!

My mum loves her.

I love her too!

I'm very excited

to be interviewing Amanda.

I've watched a lot

on The Living Room.

What do I do?

You just use your own body weight

and your own momentum

to glide up and down.

Wow!

I listen to her radio

breakfast show in the mornings.

Oh, it's sour.

Oh, that tastes like hell.

Is it because

it's early in the morning?

Oh, that's dreadful.

So I think she will be really funny.

She's done

lots of different TV shows,

including

Talking About Your Generation,

Dancing With The Stars

and Beyond 2000.

Yes, I remember that one too.

Oh, you remember it too, Andrew?

Yeah.

Can you have a stab

at explaining for everyone else

what that show was about?

It's a show about

technology and gadgets

and how they can make

our lives easier.

The manufacturers claim that wear

and tear on the fibres is minimal

and will even function underwater

without leaking under pressure.

CHAU: She just happens to be

in a lot of good things.

And, um, I'm just glad

that we finally get to talk to

Amanda Keller just by herself.

See how she feels about it.

Mm.

What are you thinking, Savannah,

for Amanda?

What interests you about her?

Yeah, something about her husband.

Does your husband

drink a bit of beer?

Hello.

I'll show you my poster.

"It's an awesome feeling

to be too happy."

I love laughing.

Feels. It feels really nice.

WOMAN: Hello.

Hello.

This is my mum.

Hello. I'm Kylie.

Savannah loves comedy.

So anything slapstick,

anything crude, anything disgusting,

um, it's funny.

Savannah, what are you drawing there?

Yeah, what are you drawing,

Savannah?

Who's that directed at?

That is not safe for work.

KYLIE: She is very inquisitive.

The questions

that she comes up with,

sometimes I think,

"Where did that come from?"

This is the gym room.

We just never work out in it,

so it's an empty gym room.

Oh, and the art desk.

People would describe me as honest.

Yeah, sometimes I'm too honest.

We decided to have the

crappiest chair for the art desk,

so we could have all the good chairs

for sitting at the table

to eat dinner and that.

I'm a nosy person.

That's why I would love

to be a journalist asking questions

and get to know much more

information as being a nosy person.

Cool.

LEIGH: She's a

she's a very smart person.

So the kind of questions

you like to ask,

I think she would handle really well.

So I reckon don'tdon't be scared

to go kind of philosophical with her.

I know Amanda very well,

and I think that she is the most

hilarious, wonderful anecdote teller.

The students will get

the best from her, probably,

if they give pretty

open-ended questions

and just give her the floor.

Always love your questions.

Oh, no.

I like stealing them

for my own interviews.

(BOTH LAUGH)

She's very warm.

She's very entertaining.

I think she'll be great.

Yeah.

There's never anything wrong with

asking about your interests.

Yeah, OK. Yeah, that's

probably a good thing.

'Cause that can actually be

quite revealing

about what the person's like.

That's right. Yeah,

that's a good thing. Thank you.

OK.

I'm very excited

to interview Amanda.

Um, just get to know her better.

OK.

I just put in,

"What does confidence mean to you?"

Yeah. Why does that interest you?

It's because I think

I struggle with confidence.

Mm.

What I'm hoping

to find about Amanda is

if she ever lost confidence

and if she ever knows

how to get confidence

because I'm having trouble

with myself.

I think that's a great question.

Yay!

It's interesting because

she is actually an interviewer.

Like Leigh Sales,

she's an interviewer.

Of all the things she's done,

I'm getting the sense that

the dancing is mostly

mostly what interests you.

Yes.

Have you ever done any dancing?

Well, I am doing dancing lessons.

Are you?

What sort of dancing?

Mm, tap, jazz

and some other things on my own.

That's fantastic.

Can you show me a move?

You don't have to.

No, thanks.

OK. That's fine.

Hello. I'm Jackson.

And these are allall the medals

I've achieved in swimming.

But I actually

don't do swimming anymore.

It's because it wasn't

actually really my thing,

but I was good at it.

But I actually

found my dream thing to be.

I like to write about

superheroes of the multiverse,

and I'm writing my first novel book,

which is going to be published

one day this year,

and my imagination

just keeps on Bleurgh!

..coming and coming like that.

They just don't stop.

This is just one

of my illustration books.

A dragon named Chelsea,

a fairy named Emma.

The most important thing about

the world is to respect others.

Make everyone feel like

they're somebody, not just a nobody.

Just because everyone's different,

deep down inside,

we are still human people.

Is there anything

that you wanted to ask me

while we've still got a chance?

Mm.

You're welcome to buy my book

if it gets published.

I would absolutely

love to buy your book.

And you will have to autograph it

for me.

(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

(CHUCKLES)

Quite the salesman, Jackson.

Everyone's come up with

great questions.

I feel like I don't have

that many tips to give,

'cause they're all very good.

WOMAN: We'll see you tomorrow.

Yes, we'll see you tomorrow.

MAN: OK. Yeah.

MAN: Thanks.

Hi, Amanda.

Hi.

Hi!

Hi, hi, hi.

Look at us with our suits on.

Don't we look grown up?

Fancy.

OK, everyone looks like

we're all here and set to go.

Chau, would you like to give

the inclusion statement

to kick us off today?

By all means.

This is a safe space.

Everyone here can relax

and be themselves.

There'll be no judgement.

Please do what you need to do

to join in.

For example,

fidget, move around, take a break.

Ask if you need anything

to help you be included.

Thank you.

MAN: Thanks, Chau.

LEIGH: Thank you, Chau.

OK, Stephanie, you're up first.

Go, Stephanie.

Um, on TV and radio,

you have done some

crazy, crazy challenges.

What is the craziest challenge

you have done

and is there a line

you wouldn't cross?

Umwith Beyond 2000,

I had to jump out of an aeroplane

and the cameraman missed my landing

and we had to do it again.

Oh!

Oh, no!

Yeah, and that was a solo jump.

And at the beginning of it,

I thought it would be like

a w*r movie.

I don't know if you've seen

those old films

where you stand up in the door

of the plane

and you just jump out.

But, in fact, what you have to do

is climb out onto the wing,

hold on, and wait for a signal,

'cause that's when they know

you're over the drop zone

and they say, "Go."

And my hand slipped off

and I thought,

"I'm falling off an aeroplane."

And so I fell off

and my chute got tangled,

the wires were tangled.

And I you bicycle your legs

to untangle.

And I followed the training.

Got down there, landed.

And I was so excited to have landed

and to be alive.

I think I might have wet my pants.

I just didn't care.

And they said,

"Oh, we missed the ending of it."

Can I do it again?

Oh!

Oh, no.

It was the most extraordinary day.

Oh, no!

At the end of that day, I think

I had nothing left in the tank.

OK.

You have written an autobiography.

I've read the entire thing.

It was really good.

What inspired you

to write an autobiography?

At what point do you go, like,

"Oh, I've done so much.

"I can write this."

To be honest,

when you put it like that,

I do sound like a w*nk*r.

No!

No, but it isthat is a thing.

'Cause they approached me

about whether I'd like to write

a story or an autobiography,

and I went through exactly that.

I thought,

A, what have I got to say?

B, who would want to read it?

Even I'm bored by me.

The editor said to me,

"Let's just cherry pick

parts from your life."

And she talked me

into having the confidence to think,

"OK, I've got a story to tell."

And I loved the experience,

in the end, of doing it.

Very nice, yeah.

Um, you've been nominated

twice for a Gold Logie,

but sadly, you didn't win.

How did that make you feel?

Did it make you feel sad

or anything?

Um, it's an interesting question

because it sounds trite to say it,

but it was such an honour

to be nominated.

And I've got a diary

from when I was 14,

and I often think

my 14-year-old self

would never have believed

the thrill of being nominated

for a Gold Logie.

So I was just thrilled

to be part of the mix.

And the first year

I lost to Grant Denyer,

who's a friend of mine.

The second time I was once again

thrilled to be nominated,

and Tom Gleeson decided to make

it comedic for himself, as he should.

I like Tom very much.

He's a comedian. That's what he does.

But in the midst of him

making fun of it,

it got picked up

in a way by the media,

and I felt like

I was the butt of the joke

in a way that I found hurtful.

And I don't blame Tom.

Yeah.

It's how the story was told.

And it was seen that,

"Oh, it's Tom versus Amanda."

And it's Tom saying

the Logies are worthless.

And I felt really old-fashioned,

saying, "I think they're alright."

I felt like everyone's grandmother.

I felt 100 years old

versus this new comedic wave

of "Aren't the Logies silly?"

And so I don't mind that I lost.

Really, I didn't mind.

But I wish I'd enjoyed it more

because it was such an honour.

I wish I'd enjoyed the process more.

That'll be all. Thank you.

(APPLAUSE)

LEIGH: Thank you.

Abbey, you're up.

Oh, thank you very much.

Is it hard to be funny at

6am in the morning?

Do you have coffee, energy drinks

and cold showers?

Which one works best for you?

There are some mornings

where it's very hard.

I don't even strive for funny,

to be entertaining

early in the morning.

and I don't actually drink coffee,

so I drink a lot of tea.

And I'm glad we play

some long songs

Boo!

..'cause I have to go to the toilet

every 10 minutes.

Um, so it's one of those jobs

where you hit the ground running,

you really do.

The alarm goes off

at four in the morning

and you just hit the ground running.

And I don't do the show on my own.

I do it with my co-host Jonesy.

So if one of us is having

a hard day or a bad day,

the other person

can help you through it.

But there are some days also

where I think the job saves you.

It doesn't matter

what's going on at home,

you get in there

and something else takes over

and for three hours

it's its own bubble.

And I love that.

It's a great space to be in.

You have worked with Jonesy

for 19 years.

What makes it

such a successful relationship?

Successful? Mm.

I do think we are like siblings

in that we know

where each other's bruises are.

And some days we avoid them

and sometimes we press them.

But we're great friends and I think

some radio shows

they put people together

who aren't necessarily friends.

And that way

it's not going to be organic

and it's not going to be real.

Whereas we had a friendship

even before we were on radio.

And I think that that's what's

made our relationship last this long.

Do you ever just get sick of him?

Oh!

Oh!

(LAUGHTER)

Day-um!

Well, yes, like any friendship

and any friend of yours

that you see every day

under some stressful circumstances.

Some days are easy and

other days where things go wrong,

it'syou just Yeah. Yeah.

The answer is yes.

Fletcher, would you like

to have a go?

Oh, yes.

Go, Fletchy-boy.

Go, Fletcher.

Go, Fletchy-boy.

Just before I ask you my question,

I'd like to give you a heads-up

on my mother.

She loves listening to you on radio

all the time.

I knew there was one.

(LAUGHTER)

Please say hi to your mum from me.

I will.

What is the most fun part

about being on radio?

I love the idea of radio

because it's three hours live,

funnily enough.

So you turn up in the morning

and you have no idea

what you're going to do.

So we have a meeting

at 5:30 in the morning,

and there's a blank piece of paper

broken into six half hours.

And we think, what are we going

to put in here?

And that's the bit I love

is when you go,

"OK, well, let's just plot this out."

And you may plot the whole thing out,

and then at the last minute

something will happen.

So I love the spontaneity of it.

That's the most fun for me.

And can you please tell us about

your audition for Beyond 2000?

(LAUGHS)

Oh, I'm sorry I'm laughing.

This is athis is a story

that triggers me enormously.

Um, I

Well, I had been working

as a researcher,

and I'd wanted to do stuff on camera.

And I went along

for Beyond 2000 audition.

And it's a show

about science and technology.

And I had to find my own story

for the audition.

And my cousin knew a professor

who had a single-person submarine.

And so I said,

"Look, I'll do the story on that."

I get terribly seasick, so you

can see where this story is going.

So I was in a submarine.

It's a one-person submarine,

but he was crouched down inside,

behind me,

holding my legs,

and I opened up the hatch.

And I was supposed to say something

like,

"Well, because of craft like these

exploring the waterways,

"we will never have pollution ever

again," or something like that.

Instead, I opened up the hatch

and I opened up the hatch.

I spewed everywhere.

Oh, no!

Awful.

And then my stomach

was in such turmoil

that I passed some wind in his face.

(LAUGHS)

So he must have thought,

"Why have I got up this morning?

What a beautiful day I'm having."

Andand so that was my audition.

And I got the job.

So I can only imagine

what the person who didn't

get the job must have done.

So, bizarrely, I got the job.

Cool!

Well, thank you very much.

Thank you for your lovely question.

You're welcome.

Well done, Fletchy-boy.

Alright. Who's next?

It's Dylan's turn.

It's your turn, Dylan.

Yeah, OK.

Thanks. OK.

Hi, Amanda Keller.

Are you a comedian?

I would never say so.

And I struggle with the term,

when it comes to me.

I would call myself

maybe a broadcaster.

I like to work on shows

that I think are funny,

but I wouldn't call myself

a comedian.

This is where you're supposed to say,

"No, you are."

No, I'm joking! No, not at all.

She's so funny.

Can you show us

your red carpet walk, please?

Oh!

Wow.

I'll show you how I wish I walked

on the red carpet.

What you're supposed to do

It's terrifying.

You're supposed to go like this.

And I'm too embarrassed

to do any of that.

I'm even too embarrassed

to take a selfie.

So instead, I go like this.

And that's about it.

That's my red carpet walk.

Can you do your red carpet walk?

Come on, Dylan! Dylan!

Go on, Dylan, do it!

Yes! Yes!

Slay! Slay!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Slay, Dylan!

Yes.

That's pretty good.

Yeah, thanks. Thank you.

Nicely done.

Well done.

Chau.

Thank you.

Thank you so much, Evie.

Um, there was an episode on Beyond

2000 I watched many years ago,

which was about a child

who spent her whole life

fighting to hang on, to stay alive.

It was a brain cancer story.

It was about a very experimental

treatment back in the day.

And it's still kind of affects me,

you know, to this day.

Like, she was barely older than me.

And, um, what was something

you did that really affected you

and you still kind of think about

to this day?

Mm.

She was 12 years old.

Yeah.

It wasit was Japanese.

Interesting.

Yeah.

I don't know why I remember it.

Yeah.

It really stuck with you.

Yeah.

I always found it interesting.

We'd dip into someone's life

for one day

and fly off and we'd never know

what had happened to them.

We didn't have the internet then,

so you couldn't follow up.

It wasn't easy to do any of that.

I did a story with this woman

who had ovarian cancer,

and we filmed her

working as a waitress.

And then the next day,

we were watching the operation

of them, you know,

doing surgery on her.

You think, "I'm just one segment

of their lives.

"I'm here seeing that,

and then their lives go on,

"and I never know

what happened to them."

That's the bit that would affect me.

I'd think, "How are they going

a year later? What's the story?"

Mm.

And I

And we didn't have

easy follow-ups then.

As I said,

we didn't have the internet.

It wasn't easy

to keep connections going.

I often wondered about that.

Amanda Keller,

thank you for your time.

Thank you.

Well done, Chau.

UmSilas.

Thank you.

Uh

What are the last sounds

you'd like to hear in life?

Hm.

Oh, my God.

I was going to say laughter.

But you don't want people to be

laughing when you're dying, do you?

(LAUGHTER)

No.

What would I like to hear?

I think I'd like to hear someone

whisper in my ear that they love me.

That's all I'd require.

Aww!

And maybe if my dog was there,

just a slight little snuffle

on my ear as well.

Aww! (LAUGHS)

Thanks.

Uh, what would you endure

to save a stranger from suffering?

Would you lose an arm, your blood,

your money, your sanity?

Ooh.

What would you give up?

How severe is the suffering?

Permanently distressing.

Mm.

I'd give up money.

I don't think

I could give up my arm.

I would give money.

I think that's

the best thing I could offer.

I'd give up my time.

I'd put my efforts towards it,

if I could help.

Um, I wouldn't like to

physically harm myself,

but stopping short of that,

I'd do what I could.

But we all know the world

is filled with those stories

that are heartbreaking every day.

I get asked to do a lot of work

for people who really need help,

and it's very hard to draw the line

as to who you can help

and who you can't,

'cause it's a hard world, isn't it?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Um, Bethany, you're up.

OK. Hello!

Um

Oh, gosh.

Hello, Amanda.

Hello, Bethany.

People often judge me

because of how I look.

What are some snap judgements

people make about you

that are totally off the mark,

either about your looks

or your personality?

Wow, that's a hard question.

Would you like to answer

that one for me?

FLETCHER: Uh, nope.

(LAUGHTER)

No helping. No.

I think I was lucky that when

I started in the TV industry,

it was before the days of stylists

and before anyone judged you.

I felt I was able to

slip under the radar

of being judged by my appearance.

Yeah.

And I look at some of the early

things I did on television,

and I wore earrings that were

kind of bigger than my own head,

and I'd have

big home-made jumpers on,

and I'd do my own hair,

and it looked crazy.

And that seemed to be OK.

Now, I don't think

you can get away with that.

So I think I would have found it

very hard if I were starting today,

because I wasn't classically groomed

and I didn't look like

I belonged on television, really.

Whereas I've sort of

morphed into looking

like I could get away with it now.

Um, so what are some of

the other assumptions?

When I was younger, it was because

I was young and female,

and working on a show

like Beyond 2000,

when I was travelling,

people would talk to the crew

and would ignore me

as if they thought

I was the researcher.

Um, and so that was annoying.

So they were assumptions made that

because I was younger and female,

I couldn't have been in charge.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, very nice. Thank you.

I have been thrifting

since I was six years old.

Do you like thrifting and antiquing

and if so,

what is your favourite find?

Oh, I'm a giant hoarder.

Um

I have found some great things

over the years.

I'm a collector

of royal memorabilia,

but the weirder, the better.

I've got a Princess Anne mug.

And you don't see

those very often, do you?

Yeah, yeah.

She'sshe's one of the royals

that's managed to keep her face

off everything.

So I've got a Princess Anne mug.

Um, and I've got also from the

might have been from the 1950s,

Prince Philip and the Queen,

like a 3D-image.

And if you moved it,

she slightly turned into him

and he slightly turned into her.

Wow.

It was fantastic.

That's my favourite thing.

That is so weird.

Really, yeah. that's so cool.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Andrew, would you like to ask

Amanda your question?

Thank you. Hello, Amanda.

Hello. Nice to see you.

Um, do you like indoor plants

or outdoor plants?

I really like indoor plants

because they make my house

look nice.

I love indoor plants.

I really find it hard

to keep them alive.

Are you good at it?

Yes, I'm very good at it.

Are you?

I'll bring mine to your place.

I buy flowers because I know that

I can't keep indoor plants alive.

That's right.

So I k*ll them,

then bring them into my home.

That's right. (LAUGHS)

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Um, Anastasia.

Anastasia.

Oh, thank you.

Come on, Anastasia.

Yep. And there goes my things.

Yep, I'm very clumsy.

Yep, that's what me, I do.

Yep. Me. OK. Alright. Hello.

Hi.

How long did it take

to make the wax sculpture of you

and does it creep you out?

Oh!

Yeah.

I was so honoured to be turned

into wax for Madame Tussauds,

and it was incredible.

They fly a team out from London,

and in their luggage when they come

out, they've got a bag of eyeballs.

There's a bag of teeth

and a bag of hair.

That is so creepy!

They would have looked like

serial K*llers.

And then they do

the most bizarre measurements.

They've got, like callipers, which

are like these metal kind of prongs,

and they'd measure from your elbow

to your nose,

and your kneecap to your ear,

and a really strange set

of measurements.

And then they hold up the eyeballs

to see if it matches your colour

and to see how yellow

your teeth are.

It's quite disarming

when you look at

At the start they're white and they

make their way down the chart.

And you sort of end up

halfway down the yellow.

And then it's very weird

when you see the finished product.

I thought it would be like

seeing a photograph of myself,

but it felt so different.

I actually burst into tears

because it

And I don't know, I still don't know

what that emotion was,

because it was like I had a twin.

And it was me where Silas is now,

sort of looking over my shoulder.

It was the strangest experience ever.

And when my kids went in to see it,

they of course tried to put

their finger up my nose.

And they looked under

to see if I had undies on.

Ooh! Naughty!

And, yes, I did have undies.

OK, my final question is

what does confidence mean to you?

Oh!

What a question.

I still battle with it sometimes.

I look back at many junctions

in my life where I thought,

"Why didn't you just relax

and feel more confident?

"Whywhy did you wind yourself up

about this stuff

"that just doesn't matter?"

Because confidence

is such an attractive quality.

If you could fake it,

wouldn't it be great?

Yes!

I still battle with it.

I'm better at it, but I still have

certain projects that I'll do

Even this.

I had huge imposter syndrome

thinking, "Why would

they want to talk to me?"

So every new project I do,

I still battle with confidence.

And some stuff I can do easily,

and other stuff I still wish

I was better at it.

And that's a great question.

Thank you.

Thank you so much, Amanda.

Well done, Anastasia.

Evie, it's your turn.

Do you want to pass

the microphone along?

Oh, OK.

It's OK.

Um, I just want to say

I really like your shoes

and your pin, by the way.

Oh, thank you. Actually, this is

the same colour that you're wearing.

Oh, yeah.

Matchy-match.

Yeah. Matches.

You guys are twinning!

We spoke this morning

and decided to match.

Um, OK.

Um, I have a niche

sense of humour and interests

that I don't think

many people understand,

especially when I was younger.

Do people always understand

your jokes and interests?

(LAUGHS)

No, they don't, and that's OK.

I love puns and Jonesy hates puns.

Oh, me too!

He hates them.

And so on air

It's terrible because

I'll make a pun and he'll just

He'll look at me like this.

(LAUGHTER)

And so you just, you hear nothing.

And, I go, "We're on radio.

"People can't see your face.

You're gonna have to say something."

And I'll say, "Come on!"

He'll say, "You know I hate puns."

So, yes, not everyone

gets our sense of humour.

And that's OK.

OK.

And then, um, I know before you said

you don't consider yourself

a comedian,

but, um, so my second question.

Not many people know this,

but I've always wanted to do comedy.

But I've always been afraid

of making a fool of myself

in front of others,

probably due to the culture

at my school.

Um, what advice would you give

to anxious people like me

who want to pursue,

like, comedy or TV or Yeah.

I've never been brave enough

to do stand-up comedy.

The idea of that

sounds terrifying to me.

But I think

no matter how you're feeling,

you'll find your comedy tribe.

Don'tdon't be put off.

Because there's a number

of times when I've thought,

"I don't want to step through

this door that's in front of me."

"I'm scared to step

through the radio door."

"I'm scared to step through

the comedy door."

And as soon as I did, I thought,

"Why did I wait so long?"

So always step through the door

'cause there'll be someone who will

get you the other side of it.

I like that. Thank you.

Thanks, Evie.

Go, Evie.

Yeah, Evie!

Angus, you're up.

Go, Angie boy! Go, Angie.

Angie-boy!

Um, hi, Amanda.

Hello.

So, another thing

I found really interesting

when we were doing research

about you,

was that the fact that you went

through IVF to have your boys.

I'm actually an IVF baby too.

Mm-hm.

Um, you can tell I was pressed

against the side of the test tube,

so my nose is

my nose is flat.

Now, I was born at a very

similar time to your boys.

I was born in '99.

I believe your boys were born

in the early 2000s.

Yeah.

My mum was 38 when I was born.

So a very similar age,

um, to you as well.

What were some of the difficulties

you faced going through IVF?

It's a really great question.

Um, in those days,

two out of three couples went home

without a baby after the process,

so it wasn't as successful

as it is now.

We did year after year after year,

and it was so hard.

And I was working on radio

with Andrew Denton

and I didn't want everyone to know.

So I'd leave work,

go and have a general anaesthetic

and have some kind of procedure,

come back the next day

and just get on with it.

And I think that work saved me

through all that.

I had somewhere else

to go in my head.

Yeah.

But what a great story,

'cause here you are.

Yeah, well, I wasI was attempt

number four for Mum and Dad,

and there was a twin embryo I was

with, and, um, he passed in the womb

and I kept kicking on.

And I make the joke all the time -

if I'm the fittest, imagine

how screwed up the others were.

(LAUGHS)

Thanks, Amanda.

Lovely question.

Thank you.

Thank you.

OK.

Um, Angus, do you want to pass

the mic along to Jackson?

Hello.

Hello.

I'm Jackson.

Hi, Jackson.

Hi, Jackson.

How did you feel when you had

your two precious sons?

Oh, 'precious'. That's a good word.

Aww!

I couldn't believe it

for a long time.

I'd see the baby seat

in the back of the car,

and I couldn't believe

it had happened

because we'd tried for so long.

And I'd really come to the point

where I'd almost say to the doctor,

"Tell me when to stop,

"because I don't want to

keep going forever."

Um, and Liam, our eldest son,

they changed the technology by then.

And so we'd gone through

embryo after embryo

and nothing had happened.

And there were three left frozen.

And they said, "We've got

a new technique we'd like to try."

And I said, "I think I owe it

to those last three of that batch."

And Liam ended up

being one of those.

And he wouldn't have

passed muster now

because they scaled them differently.

And he's this big

six foot bruiser now.

So it was a miracle to me

that we had a baby

and then a miracle

that we had a second.

And I still cannot believe my luck.

Mm, that does sound like a miracle.

Mm.

How did you feel becoming

the first female broadcaster

inducted into the Australia

Radio Hall of Fame in 2017?

Wow.

It meant a lot to me.

My mother had to leave school at 16.

She joined the bank.

She met my dad.

When she got married

she had to leave the bank.

You couldn't work there

as a married woman.

And mum felt that

a career had passed her by.

So she was so supportive

of all the stuff I ever did.

And I thought of her that night

and how far

one generation could come.

And that meant a lot to me.

And I was very, very, very grateful.

Now that does sound exciting.

Mm.

Thanks, Jackson.

Are you done? Is that yours?

You're done? Good. Thank you.

Thank you.

Well done, Jackson.

Well done, Jack! Well done!

Mitch, it's your turn. Yes.

Oh, um

When Amanda finishes having a drink.

Um Sure.

"When Amanda finishes

having a drink."

Isn't that a familiar term?

I'm really close to my mum,

even now, as an adult.

Are you close to your sons?

I am. I've had to learn

not to be too much in their faces.

And I'm sure all your mums

deal with that too.

To allow you to be adults.

That's something

I've really had to learn to do.

And it's made me really miss my mum

because I left home to study

in Bathurst for three years

and I didn't even look back.

And then when my children left home

to study,

I wanted to say to my mum,

"Thank you for just letting me go."

I found it really hard

when they left home.

But I'm very close to them now.

But I have to remind myself

constantly that they're adults

and to let them

make their own decisions.

Thank you.

Thanks, Mitch. Thank you.

Do you want to hand the mic

to Savannah?

Do you love your husband?

Oh!

That is a beautiful question.

And I think I feel like

I'm going to cry

'cause my husband's going through

some stuff at the moment.

My husband has Parkinson's disease.

And we've been married 34 years

and life is changing around us.

He's so good with it

in a way that I'm not, actually.

And we're learning to

..to find ourselves in the midst

of changing circumstances.

And part of me thinks

It's easy for me to say,

he's the one going through it.

But part of me thinks

it's a real privilege

to be with someone long enough

that you go through

these changes with them.

So, yes, I love him very much,

even though we've got stuff going on.

Thanks, Savannah.

Evie.

You and your husband knew about

his Parkinson's disease

for six years.

How did you feel about

sharing it publicly?

Well, I had to think long and hard

about sharing it,

and I think I did

for a couple of reasons.

One is that

I work on breakfast radio,

and a big part of that

is sharing your life.

And even though

it wasn't my story to tell,

it affected me too, and our lives.

And at one point, Harley said

he didn't mind that I told,

because his mum had passed away.

His mum was in New Zealand.

She was in her 90s.

He didn't want her to know

'cause he knew she'd worry.

And I thought once he was OK

with me speaking about it,

I thought, "Maybe it's time

to share this with listeners."

And another reason I wanted to

was that I wanted to, in a way,

open the window

to why people would look at us

strangely when we were out.

Harley felt that people

might think he was drunk,

or that they'd look at me

and they'd look at him

and they'd think, "Well, something's

not right there. What's going on?"

I wanted to free us up by saying,

"Here's what's going on."

I think that's why I did it.

And it is hard because you

I do appreciate that

by speaking publicly about it,

I invite people to talk to me

about it.

And some days that's hard.

But I'm glad I did.

And that's

a really sensitive question.

Thank you, I loved it.

Yeah. Thanks.

BETHANY: And just one more question.

I've been looking at

your beautiful wedding ring.

I wanted to know

if there was a story behind it

and why you've got

This one or this one?

Likethat's your wedding ring?

This one.

Well, I mix and match all the time.

OK!

So this is an old piece of jade,

and I've had that for a few years.

My husband gave me that

for Christmas.

This ring is my mum's one,

and I miss my mum every day.

And because mum passed away

before I had my sons,

there's a thousand things

I wish I'd said to her about,

"I get it now.

I get why you were"

What I thought was

a pain in the neck at the time.

But it's, you know, it's love.

And love is a doing word.

And thank you for folding my clothes

and thank you for, you know,

when I'm folding the kids clothes

and putting them away

and they just take that for granted,

I always think it's an act of love.

And I get that

my mum did all that.

And this was a ring my mum had.

And I think of her

every time I wore it

and I wear it on special occasions,

which is why I wore it today,

'cause she'd been so proud

that I'm doing a show like this

and talking to all of you.

And so it means a lot to me

that you asked me that. Thank you.

Oh, pleasure. Thank you.

Amanda, we have been so lucky

to have you here today.

I've so enjoyed hearing you

answer everyone's questions.

We've all loved it.

Thank you so much.

Everyone, thank Amanda.

ALL: Thank you, Amanda!

What a life highlight this has been.

Thank you.

Thank you. I've loved it.

OK, everyone hang around

and we'll get a photo taken

in a second.

Thank you.

ABBEY: One, two, three.

Whoo! Sorry!

MAN: Oh, yeah.

I forgot about the photo part.

Do I sit in the middle there?

ABBEY: You sit right next to me.

Is that terrible woman

behind me again?

Oh, sorry.

I know what you're like,

farting on people that stand

behind you in film shoots.

MAN: Alright.

Simon says to look down the lens

of the camera with a big smile.

Simon says!

Big smile.

Simon says don't blink.

I can't!

(LAUGHS)

Good to go!

One, two, three!

Great. Thank you.

Thank you.

That's good.

Can I give you this?

(GASPS) Wait, really?

You said you loved it. It's yours.

Oh, thank you!

It's OK.

I love that you loved it.

Oh! That's so lovely.

ABBEY: What are you laughing at,

Evie?

Amanda gave me her pin.

Oh, my gosh.

Her badge.

FLETCHER: Oh!

She gave you her badge.

Yeah!

Yay!

For more of The Assembly

Abbey!

Hello, Leigh.

How are you?

Good.

..join me behind the scenes

Excuse me, sir.

You look personable.

..for the first practice interview.

Here she is!

Hello, everyone.

Did any of you know

who I actually was?

No idea.

Sort of.

How does it feel

now the tables have turned,

and now that you're the one

being interviewed?

And the journey

to becoming The Assembly.

That's fantastic.

(EMOTIONALLY)

Thank you for trusting me

to steer you through this experience.

Sorry.

Aw!