01x06 - Episode 6

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WHERE IS MY GRADUATION PRESENT?

SENDING TO PROFESSOR SHIH-CHIEH

SEN

HOLD ON A SECOND

THE GRADUATION GOWN IS SO STUFFY.

I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR.

- Hello, Professor.

- Hello, Professor.

Does he have a hard-on?

Look at his crotch.

There's a spot over there.

I said there's a spot over there.

Did you hear me?

When are you going to stop being mad?

Lin Shih-chieh,

we can try marriage counseling.

What have I done to betray you?

I just

I just got drunk.

I ended up leaving.

When are you going to get over it?

Haven't you ever wondered

why I tried tantra?

None of it's your fault?

If it weren't for you

not answering my calls that day,

would I have gotten drunk?

Do you not love me anymore?

Do you?

You like someone else, don't you?

Annie?

Can I go to your room for a look?

My goodness.

Tell me.

Tell me.

Tell me!

You won't like

what I'm about to say, okay?

We promised to be honest with each other.

Say it!

- Lin Shih-chieh!

- Okay, I'll tell you!

Listen carefully.

I don't know if I like her or not

because I've never even thought about it!

But I know for sure

I don't like the way you are now!

Is that enough?

Is that honest enough?

ROYAL NES

Take medicine.

Let me tell you.

Men will get hard when they eat this.

Don't laugh so loudly.

I don't need it.

Chu Ai.

Why are you still here?

I just saw your dad.

We can go now.

Are you going back to work?

Or do you want to go home?

Where do you want to go?

I don't know.

Let's go.

I'll take you to do something cool.

- Can I borrow this?

- Come have some tea.

- Thank you.

- Have you read Master Hsien's new book?

I'm still reading it.

In Master Hsien's book,

he mentioned that

the water used for bathing

is not just water.

He's trying to tell us something here.

Mei-chih.

Are you not feeling well?

Maybe I didn't sleep well.

I have a headache.

Sister Mei-chih,

did your youngest daughter

do something again to give you a headache?

I don't know what she is thinking.

She's always on her channel

teaching kids about improper things.

What channel?

Sister Mei-chih, didn't you say

that she does something called waxing?

Waxing?

She just waxes anywhere there is hair.

I'm so worried that

my granddaughter will find her videos.

My daughter's channel

also shares

some important knowledge, okay?

That's right.

It's not that serious.

- Yes.

- Yes.

I'm just afraid

because my granddaughter is too young.

It's not appropriate for her.

- That's right.

- That's right.

Mei-chih,

if you have a headache,

I can massage your Tiger's Mouth acupoint.

It's okay.

Let me massage it for you.

The headache will go away soon.

I don't want to trouble you.

Don't worry about it. Come.

Thank you.

I learned from the master. Here.

You should take this off first.

Let me do it.

It hurts a little.

Does it hurt too much?

Let me massage your shoulders.

Look, this one is clogged.

Here. See?

Let me see.

You must have something on your mind.

Does he not want to sign it?

If he insists on not signing,

we can file for divorce.

Let the judge decide.

Don't worry.

Leave it to me.

I told you.

Your problem

is my business.

Why are you crying?

Mei-chih.

What are you doing?

I've noticed.

Every time we meditate,

you secretly look at me.

Mei-chih,

we have to be brave.

How old am I? How old are you?

My goodness.

I have a husband.

God of Gamblers.

It has been a while.

Why are you here today?

Where is Yueh?

Boss?

Don't you know?

He left a few days ago.

He left?

One ticket to Houlong, Miaoli.

Is 3:20 p.m. okay?

- Okay.

- All right.

For the 3:20 p.m. departure

to Houlong, Miaoli,

please board at Platform 3.

Thank you.

For the 3:20 p.m. departure

to Houlong, Miaoli,

please board at Platform 3.

Thank you.

After the first gear,

release the clutch slowly.

Then press the accelerator.

Release it slowly.

Okay, release it slowly. Then gas.

Here we go. One, two, three.

Damn.

Do you still want to try?

Of course.

Okay.

Listen to me this time.

Slowly.

Slowly.

Slowly. That's right.

It's not as hard as I thought.

Hurry up and take a photo for me.

- Hurry up.

- All right.

Did you get it?

Yes.

Did you get it?

Yes.

How do you brake?

What brake?

How do you brake?

Brake!

Just kidding.

Damn you.

Get on. I'll give you a ride.

I can do it.

All right.

Are you sure?

Hold on tight.

Okay, I'm holding on tight.

Let's go.

- Hey, be careful.

- Watch out for the car!

All right, students.

Today is your last class.

I want to thank you

for never abandoning me.

After you graduate,

don't come looking for me.

Okay, A-hsien, turn on the lights.

All right, class is over.

Professor,

we're going to celebrate

at Wei-en's family izakaya.

Why don't you come with us?

Please.

It's a bit sudden.

- Professor, come with us.

- Let's go.

- Come on, Professor.

- Let's go.

Professor.

It will be my treat.

- It's very rare.

- Yes, he's so stingy!

- He nickel-and-dimes everyone.

- It's true.

- It's a rare opportunity, Professor.

- Professor, are you afraid to go?

- Professor, come with us.

- Professor, let's go.

Next time.

You won't even share

a glass of wine with us.

- Just one drink.

- That's right.

We really won't come back to visit you.

Just this once.

- Together.

- Professor, let's go.

That's it. Let's go.

Professor.

- It's okay, right?

- Let's go together.

CHUNGKENG STATION

Excuse me.

Have you seen this person?

I don't think so.

Excuse me.

Have you seen this person?

Just go up there.

Hey!

f*ck Chu.

What are you doing here?

I came to see you.

RESTROOM

WEI-WEI: WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK?

I BOUGHT DINNER.

It's going to sink.

Professor.

- Professor.

- Professor.

- Professor, it's your turn.

- What do you mean?

- Professor, it's Sink the Ship.

- It's your turn to sink the love boat.

Love boat? You mean sailboat.

It's a big difference, okay?

- Professor, pour it.

- You guys play.

- I drove here.

- Professor, come on.

Let me tell you.

Pour slowly. You might not have to drink.

- Yes.

- That's right.

Pour it. Pour it first.

- Right there.

- Try it.

- There. That one.

- Try it. Come on.

- Okay.

- Hurry up.

- Hurry up.

- Professor, hurry up.

- Pour it in the middle.

- Hurry up.

- That's right.

- Just pour it.

A little more.

Be careful.

Keep pouring.

Sunken ship!

- Drink up!

- Drink up!

- Drink up!

- Drink up!

- Drink up!

- Drink up!

I really drove. I can't drink.

- Professor.

- Professor!

- Just a little.

- This is a rare opportunity.

Professor, why would you drive

to an izakaya?

- Yes, take a cab.

- That's right.

- Driver!

- Driver!

- Driver!

- Driver!

All right.

He's a rare guest. Don't scare him away.

I'll drink it.

What?

He's married.

Professor, I'll drink it for you.

What? Why am I the only one drinking?

- Come on. Bottoms up.

- All right.

- Cheers! Let's all drink together.

- Cheers!

Congratulations, everyone.

Congratulations.

- Awesome.

- It's really awesome.

My goodness!

Nice job!

Professor, I finished it.

Mom.

Why are you

Where's Shih-chieh?

He's still busy.

He won't be back for dinner.

Let's eat.

If you're not going to have a baby,

tell him to get snipped

so you won't have any accidents later.

I'm saying this for your own good.

"For your own good."

How is this for my own good?

You threaten me every day.

You make it sound

as if Shih-chieh will leave me

if I don't have kids.

I'm telling the truth.

You have so many kids.

You're still divorcing.

What are you talking about?

It's fine if you won't let Dad touch you.

But you want to divorce him

because he took care of it himself.

Dad is a normal man.

You're being unfair to him.

- Do you know that?

- It's your dad who won't touch me.

Do you think I don't have needs?

It was our wedding anniversary.

He was doing that sort of thing.

Do I not have feelings?

I'm a normal woman too.

Does Dad know?

Isn't this too embarrassing to bring up?

I'm sorry. I got carried away.

It's okay. It can be fixed.

Do you want one?

Thank you.

Are you okay?

I'm fine. I'm not hurt.

I meant before we rode the bike.

Are you still upset?

Or do you want to eat something?

Do you want to eat noodles

or me?

You're so childish.

Hey.

Okay, you're right.

You can't eat me

or your boyfriend will be upset.

What boyfriend?

Aren't you back together with him?

I'm not, okay?

Really?

But the other day, he was like this

Like this.

You're really not together?

No.

But he seems to like you a lot.

Why don't you get back together with him?

People change.

I thought

When did your dad come back to Taiwan?

Do you want to talk about it?

Can you stop asking?

I'm sure it's nothing.

Maybe it's not what you think.

Then what is it?

Isn't it a mistake that all men make?

Isn't that a bit reductive?

I'm just stating the facts.

Men are no different from animals.

Their bodies evolve,

but their brains don't.

Isn't your dad the same?

He has his own family.

But he had you with your mom

out of wedlock.

Why are you saying this?

Didn't you also say

that you can't imagine sleeping

with the same woman for 50 years?

How are you different from them?

Can you not compare me to him?

Did I say something wrong?

I'll call you a cab.

Two minutes.

You can wait downstairs.

Let's not contact each other anymore.

Grandma, I'm back.

I brought your favorite food

from the alleyway restaurant.

Okay.

Who is he?

Aren't you going to introduce him?

He's from Taipei.

A friend.

Are you deaf or mute?

What's your name?

Hello, I'm Yu-sen.

Your friend is quite funny.

Come to our house for dinner tomorrow.

I have to head back tomorrow morning.

- So

- It's my 77th birthday.

You have to celebrate with me.

Don't scare him.

We have karaoke at home.

That's enough.

Stop talking. Save your energy.

Eat up.

Take your medicine later.

Young men rarely visit me.

It's more effective than taking medicine.

Okay.

When you've recovered,

I'll take you to a host club in Taipei.

I'll invite a whole row of hosts.

You can choose one by one.

How about that?

I choose him.

Me?

Mathafaka.

The hospital is so boring.

Your grandma seems to be in good spirits.

Why is she in the hospital?

Cancer.

Terminal cancer.

TINGFANG HOSPITAL

TINGFANG HOSPITAL

Why did she wait until now?

She said she didn't want to lose her hair.

She wanted to look pretty when she left.

f*ck Chu, I'm sorry.

I needed to use the money.

I'll pay your portion back to you soon.

I just need to go to a few more places.

If you're afraid I'll run away,

you can stay for a few days.

After my grandma's birthday,

she'll be admitted for chemotherapy.

Then I'll have time to get you the money.

Where are you going later?

I'll give you a ride.

I'll get off here.

I want to walk a bit.

Is there a hotel nearby?

I'm staying at a hostel.

It's just up ahead.

I'll get going then.

What are you laughing at?

Nothing.

f*ck Chu.

Tell me. What are you laughing at?

I just think

that your Taiwanese is really bad.

Mathafaka,

shut up.

Your Mandarin is good.

Why do you have to speak Taiwanese?

Will you call me tomorrow?

We'll see.

What's wrong?

Good night.

- Bye, Professor!

- Drink more.

- I'll miss you.

- Drink more.

Bye. Get going!

Be careful.

- Sorry.

- Are you okay?

Are you okay?

I think I'm a bit drunk.

Did you call a cab?

I'll call one for you.

Professor, it's late.

I'm scared to go home alone.

Professor, can you give me a ride?

Look at the time.

Why isn't he back yet?

It's the end of the semester.

I'm going home then.

Why don't you have some tea first?

It's okay.

I can't sleep if I drink tea at night.

I'll call you a cab.

It's okay.

I'll ask the security guard downstairs.

Mom.

What?

I'm sorry.

I misunderstood you.

Didn't I tell you to put away the mirror?

You and Shih-chieh

should be more affectionate.

A childless couple

has to try harder than other couples.

Do you understand?

Yes.

You have to talk things out.

Don't be like me and your dad.

Regretting things when it's too late.

I'll get going. Bye.

PING-KE,

TELL ME HOW MUCH THE BIKE REPAIR COSTS

TODAY, READ, 10:40 P.M.

Hello, Wei-wei.

Did you go see Dad or not?

I didn't have time to go yet.

Then why did you go biking?

Don't just have fun.

Okay, I'll find time to go this week.

Don't put it off.

I'm going to bed.

Bye.

MS. AI, YOU'RE INVITED

TO LATE NIGHT WITH KELLY

WE ADMIRE YOUR BRAND

AND LOOK FORWARD TO HAVING YOU

KELLY

No, what I just said is true.

It was voted on.

All right.

It's late. You should go.

Professor, are you shy?

No.

You're objectifying teachers.

It's not appropriate.

I voted for you.

Okay, thank you.

But

to be honest,

I'm a bit sad when I think

I won't be able to see you

after graduation.

I'm serious.

I'm serious too.

It's really late.

Go home.

I know what I'm doing.

Don't be like this.

I'm not your student anymore.

You're too drunk.

I really know what I'm doing.

Professor.

You're making me hot.

What if we kept this a secret?

Consider it a graduation gift to me.

Get out of the car.

You're back.

Wait.

Wait.

Professor Lin,

isn't there something

you should say to me?

Happy graduation.

How did we end up like this?

Grandma, you're doing well today.

Of course.

My grandson is taking me home

for my birthday.

When is the latest we can be back today?

She shouldn't get too tired.

I don't recommend staying up too late.

Do you hear that?

Grandma,

after the checkup in the afternoon,

you can go home to celebrate.

Checkup? What is there to check?

Grandma, just bear with it.

You can do it.

Isn't this all for you?

Yueh, keep your promise

to me.

It has been so long.

Don't let it keep haunting you.

Move on with your life

and become the person you're meant to be.

Okay.

Yu-sen,

keep an eye on him.

He's not a bad person.

He's loyal.

He's just a bit hot-tempered.

He's too straightforward

and not smart enough.

I know.

Grandma, get some rest

so you have energy at night.

I've turned on the heater for you.

Lie down.

Okay.

Make yourself at home.

I'm going to buy something.

Do you need anything?

That's it.

f*ck.

I'm going to order the goods.

69,700

- Chang.

- What?

Can I pay it off

by working part-time?

Working part-time?

f*ck you.

Come on.

Look around.

There isn't even a cat in the shop.

Should I hire you to be my poster boy?

Yes, I'm really handsome.

That's not it.

Can you modify bikes?

I can learn. I'm so interested.

Stop talking nonsense.

Is anyone here?

I have a customer.

Wait for me.

Hello. What's up?

Sir, it's so hard to find this place.

Hard to find? How so?

It's really hard to find.

There's no address plaque.

I had to circle around a few times.

No one knows where it is.

Okay, give me a minute.

How hard is it to find?

f*ck.

- Chang.

- What?

Your shop can't be found on the Internet.

What Internet?

I'm all about word of mouth. f*ck.

f*ck.

f*ck you. f*ck.

It's all local.

Even some foreigners have asked me

to modify their bikes.

Got it?

Hello, Mom.

Hello?

Yu-sen, where are you?

I'm in Miaoli.

Why are you there?

The company sent me

to train new employees.

Is that so?

What is it?

It's nothing.

I've been thinking.

You two should move back home first.

You have to pay rent anyway, right?

- It doesn't matter.

- Hello?

- Just talk to your landlord first.

- Hello?

Can you hear me? Hello?

- The reception is bad in the elevator.

- Yu-sen.

I'll call you later, okay?

I'll call you later. Bye.

Does sex help when you're stressed?

Of course it helps.

The hormone that affects stress the most

is cortisol,

also known as the stress hormone.

It raises our blood sugar

and blood pressure.

It also inhibits

the secretion of serotonin.

To reduce stress,

we need to reduce cortisol

and boost dopamine, oxytocin,

endorphins, and serotonin.

These are the types of happy hormones.

When we have sex,

our brain releases a lot of dopamine.

When we orgasm,

our brain releases oxytocin,

triggering the release of endorphins.

Sex can definitely relieve our stress.

It can also help us forget

about our worries for a while,

improve our sleep quality,

boost our immunity,

and reduce our risk of prostate cancer.

Studies show

that people who have sex

once or twice a week

have 30% more Immunoglobulin A

than those who don't have sex.

I'm Ms. Ai.

Only Sex, No Love.

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See you next time. Bye.