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01x05 - Unrelated Parents

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "True Lies". Aired: March 1 – May 17, 2023.*
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Series revolves around a suburban housewife who discovers her computer consultant husband is a skilled international spy, which leads them to saving the world and their marriage.

01x05 - Unrelated Parents

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I'm Harry Tasker,

husband, dad, computer salesman,

and for 17 years the most
important person in my life

didn't know I was
also something else.

Omega Sector's top spy.

I'm Helen Tasker,

wife, mom and professor.

After an unfortunate incident

where I found out our
whole life was a lie,

now I'm also a spy.

Honey, all
those things are true.

- They're just, you know...
- What?

True lies.

Harry, status check.

I got the file, Gib.

I'm on my way back.
I'm one klick out.

Copy that.

I'll be here waiting on you.

Hey, hey, Harry,

you've got a truck and a
motorcycle incoming fast

to your position.

They do not look friendly.

Are they armed?

I'm seeing ropes.

So I think they want you alive.

Or, you know, alive
enough to question.

Harry, bad guy coming
up on your left.

Hey, you got to
get out of there.

How... drive
through a building?

I got no place to go, Gib.

Harry, y-you okay?

Well, it could be better.

I'm getting dragged
down the street.

There's a
flatbed pulling out.

You're gonna get smashed.

I'm working on it, Gib.

Thank God you had that thing.

It's my lucky
knife for a reason.

Oof.

Hey, honey?

Where's my lucky knife?

Oh, I moved it.

Technically, you're not supposed
to have non-regulation weapons

in the Omega g*n safe.

Just g*ns.

g*n stuff.

Oh.

Okay. So where is it?

Uh, check your sock drawer.

Hey, honey. I really
appreciate all the organizing

- you've been doing. I do.
- Thank you.

But, you know, I just have
a way that I like my things.

- You'll like this better. You just have to get used to it.
- Yeah, you know,

I've been doing the
spy thing a long time,

and I like my way of organizing.

So...

I'm familiar with your
way of organizing.

What is that supposed to mean?

The IKEA bookshelf?

What's wrong with
the IKEA bookshelf?

- I-I built it fine.
- Uh...

All the drawers
were upside down.

- The drawers weren't upside down.
- They were.

Well, they were
both sides the same.

- No, Mr. Man.
- I don't know, but it works fine.

Totally efficient.

Hey, honey, it's not in here.

Okay. Check the junk drawer.

Helen,

my lucky knife is not junk.

Helen?

- Hi, Jill.
- Hi.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Just the usual. Salted
caramel latte, please.

- No problem.
- Are you kidding me?

Do you know how much
sugar is in that?

- Hi. Jill.
- Hi.

We're gonna put a
pin in the diabetes.

He's gonna have a coffee, black.

And I'll have a
latte with oat milk.

Okay. You got
it. Coming right up.

- Thank you.
- Okay.

Come on. Tell me
about this conference

we're going to in Mexico.

It's the Telonyx
sales conference.

You've been before, honey.

Yeah, but that was before I
knew it was a cover for...

mysterious spy activities.

Oh, is that why you're dressed
like a 1930s detective?

I'm dressed like a spy.

A professional spy.

Well, look, it's
not that mysterious.

Every year, Omega Sector

meets with spies from different
countries to go over threats,

exchange info, stuff like that.

But then why do they have to
have a computer sales conference

at the same time?

They have to send
out a whole team

to set up logistics
and security.

That many people showing
up to a resort every year

looks suspicious.

- Order's ready.
- That's why they created the Telonyx family sales retreat.

- Our order's ready.
- No, your order's ready.

- We never ordered my order.
- Okay,

so this is the
agenda for the trip.

This year, we're
meeting with reps

from the Mexican
intelligence services.

Emerging terror groups,

weapons proliferation,
industrial espionage...

The usual list of nightmares.

Also in here is the
sales retreat info.

You're gonna have to choose
chicken or beef for the banquet.

- Ooh, what-what kind of beef?
- Mm.

Short ribs.
Uh, and, please,

study the sales
training schedule,

because I expect you
to be there. Yes,

I'm looking at you, Maria.

What? No. No. No, no, no,

no, no, no. They're so boring.

Last year, this guy

literally said "Is it
scalable?" 17 times.

It's your cover ID.

- Yeah.
- And it's important.

All right? We
all got to do it.

Moving on, looks like
Luther's gonna be

salesman of the year.

Oh! Hey. I love
computer sales.

It's about bringing
people together.

All right. Okay.

Very mature. Making
fun of the guy

who takes his
cover ID seriously.

I take mine very seriously.
It's just my cover ID is

"person who doesn't care
about the sales cheeseballs

and who gets everyone dancing at
the after-party." You know, fun.

The salespeople, Maria,
are not cheeseballs.

And I would say "party lady"
is hardly a valid cover.

- Ooh.
- Party lady?

Okay, anything that is
not "Omega Sector spy"

is a cover ID, Luther.

What's my cover ID?

Spouse.

- Ah.
- Remember, study up.

Chicken or beef.

What are you doing?

I chose the beef.

I saw your
cholesterol levels, so

you're gonna have the chicken.

- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

Hey, Gib?

Wait up a second.

I need some advice.

- What's up?
- It's about Helen.

Um, ever since she became
an official team member,

she's... I don't know.

She's kind of
changing stuff around.

You know? She's...

kind of messing with
my vibe a little bit.

- Okay.
- Gib,

she lost my lucky knife.

No.

Yes.

Oh...

Oh.

I know.

But I don't know what
to tell you, Harry.

You're the one who brought
her into this thing.

I know. But I was trying
to save my marriage.

And now it's all so complicated.

Yeah.

You see, that right there...

That's why I don't mix
work and relationships.

Yeah, well, that ship has
kind of sailed for me.

So, I was hoping...

I was thinking maybe you
could talk to her for me.

Me?

- Yes.
- No.

- You're really good at it.
- Not at that. No way.

I'm not getting in
the middle of you two.

No way, man. You made
your bed on this one.

You lie in it.

- Please?
- No.

Buenos días.

Welcome,
welcome, welcome.

Hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

Taskeritos.

Mihomies.

We gonna hit up the
dance floor later?

Yes. Totally. Absolutely.

Selfie with me.

Salesman

of the year two years in a row.

That's amazing.

Yeah. Well, to me,
Telonyx is, uh,

not just about
computer sales. Right?

We're making the
world a better place.

Of course.

Hey, you know, so, you know,

people are all about,
like, the operating system.

- Oh. Yeah.
- But

the processor is the
heart of a great computer.

- Yes. Yeah.
- You know?

No, Harry is always saying,

"Processors, processors,

processors."

Yeah. You should come
to his bowling night.

- Mm.
- Yeah.

You can just talk shop and,

- uh... even bowl.
- And bowl.

- That would be amazing.
- Yes. Yes.

- That would be so great.
- Yeah.

- Hey. We were just talking about you, man.
- Oh.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

Uh, this is my jam.
So I'm gonna...

I'm gonna go jam.

- Catch you later.
- All right, man.

Catch you later.

Oh...

Did you just invite
Gutter Ball Brad

to my bowling thing?

I was just trying to
keep up the cover story.

Have you seen Brad bowl?

I've seen him dance.

Hey, Gib.

You like the c*ck?

Hey. Eva.

Uh, yeah. Oh, they're great.

You know, you do a wonderful job

putting this conference
together every year.

Really. No, really.

Thank you. Well...

well, the administrative
stuff isn't all that exciting,

but...

I-I just wanted to let
you know I handled all

the pre-contact
reports with Omega.

Uh, you didn't have to...

- Wow. Wow.
- Yeah.

Well, it's no problem.

I... I just wanted you to
have a little free time.

Maybe, you know...

dance a little?

- No. Uh, that's nice, but, uh, uh...
- Oh.

You know, I, um...

I should probably go
double-check those reports.

- Oh.
- It's-it's get...

- Hey.
- Wow.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- All right. See you.
- Okay. Bye.

Hey, guys, I'm gonna
make you some hot cocoa,

and then you guys are gonna have
a fun day with big activities.

If I can just get
this thing open.

Just cut it. I mean,
where's your knife?

I'm not
sure. Ask your mom.

- Oh...
- Oh, nice.

Man, I got to snap this.

- Jake, come on.
- Okay,

forget it. We're gonna be late.

Late for what?

The, uh... the ATV thing.

-To some ruins. Supposed to be really great.
-Oh.

Ooh. ATVing to some ruins.

Those guys have the right idea.

All right,

we should go to the pre-meeting
briefing with the Omega team.

Absolutely. But I need
to change my shirt.

We don't have to be down there
for another half hour anyway.

Oh, that's what you say
whenever we go to the airport,

and we're always late.

Honey, I'm a spy.

- I'm also a spy.
- I know you are.

But I've been to these meetings

- a-a lot of times.
- Hon, I think, well,

there's always room
for improvement.

h*-h*-h*. Look who's early.

Helen, you area good influence.
Usually, we're waiting

- on this guy.
- Oh.

- Okay.
- Huh.

He didn't
say I was late.

You
smell delicious.

Is that cocoa?

It's cocoa powder. I told
you that I should have

- changed my shirt.
- Hey, guys, let's focus.

Focus up.

Eva and her team did a great
job prepping for the meeting.

She's gonna go over details.

We've got a window of two hours

while the sales team
is at a training.

-Tomas is head of security. He prepped the meeting site.
-It's an old house

on the north side of the
lake. The official story

is it's a congratulations
lunch for Luther Tenet.

While you guys are
out, Ramon, Sofia

and I... We'll hold
down the fort here.

Luther's doing a security sweep

with the Mexican
delegation right now.

When he gives us the all clear,

we'll head that direction.

Till
then, we'll... Oh.

Well, look at that.

Hey, right on time, man. We
were just talking about you.

We're all set here, so if
everything's good with you,

- we'll just, uh...
- Well, everything is definitely not good.

What? What's going on?

I don't know. It looks
like someone rolled up

on the Mexican delegation

and they bailed out of
here in a big hurry.

The delegation torched
all the files they could,

and they got away, but
this place has been tossed.

Okay, that's bad. That's,
uh... that's-that's really bad.

Bad? What's bad?

I'm not sure yet. Harry, can
you get eyes on the road?

So, let me get this straight.
There was no message,

no note, no nothing?

Gib, I'm telling you,
these guys are gone.

If that place got searched,
then we could be compromised.

There's no "if" about it, Gib.

Armed forces on their way.
Guys, we're under attack.

- Eva, Eva, Eva.
- Yes?

We need to make sure
that all the kids

and the spouses out on
activities stay away.

On it.

Hey, Sofia, Ramon,
check the common areas.

Make sure we don't
have any stragglers

- roaming the premises.
- Hey, Maria,

the sales team is in
their breakout session

in the conference wing.

Okay, you got to get
them away from the hotel

and keep them from finding
out what's going on.

Me? But I barely
know the sales team.

Well, get to know 'em.
We only got... Hey,

- Harry, how long before we're surrounded?
- Three minutes, tops.

You got three minutes
to get them out the back

- and get gone, okay? Go. Go.
- All right. Yep.

Just keep 'em busy as far away
from the resort as possible.

I repeat, we are under attack.

- Are you talking to the people with the ATVs?
- What ATVs?

My kids are on an activity
with the ATVS to go see ruins.

- The resort doesn't have any ATVs.
- What?

Then where are my children?

Where are my children?

Know your customer.

Build relationships.

Uh... synergy.

- Synergy.
- Hi. Synergy.

- Hey, everybody.
- Hey.

Corporate sent me here
to lead the sales hike.

- Sales hike?
- Yeah.

And we are way behind.

So we've got to get out there
right now, so everybody up.

- Hold on.
- Uh, uh, so, what if we don't like hiking?

Okay, I will let corporate know.

But, Rose, you got to get
up. This is a mandatory test

of team, uh, cohesion.

Okay, we got to get out there
right now. The first test

is how fast you can
get out of here, Don.

So, we've got ten
minutes, Anita.

No, two minutes and ten seconds.

- Two minutes?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Harry, something could
have happened to them.

Just hang on, we're
gonna find them.

Okay, tracking Dana and
Jake's phones, and...

- here, here.
- What is that?

Uh, it looks like a bar.

Why would they be at a bar?

Because they're bored
teenagers in Mexico.

Okay, well, we have to get them.

There's nothing I'd rather
do, but to get there

we got to go up that
road, through those guys.

Harry, we're not just
gonna leave them.

We're not going to.

I'm gonna call Luther.
He's close to town.

Helen, it's gonna
be okay. I promise.

Hey, what's your status? I'm
heading back as fast as I can.

Change of plans.
We're under attack.

What? It must have
been the guys who hit

our Mexican contacts.
Who are they?

We don't know yet.
Listen, Jake and Dana...

They're out in a bar by
the lake. Gib's gonna

send you the coordinates.

We need you to get them

- and keep them safe.
- Ha-Harry,

I don't have a ton of
hands-on experience with kids.

What do I even say?

Luther, you're a spy.
Make something up.

Okay, I got 20 guys.

I see some AKs, some
machine pistols.

They're spreading out
around the resort.

The place is hardened.
They walls are reinforced

and the windows are bulletproof.

We can slow them down,
but if they come in close,

- we can't hold them off forever.
- Okay,

get to every entrance to the
building, and keep 'em covered.

Eyes on a swivel.

If anyone moves in,
we need to know.

Harry, there are
so many of them.

What are we supposed to do?

Looks like they're setting up

for intersecting fields of fire.

They want us to stay inside.

We're gonna have
to hold them off.

We're gonna have to protect
Omega's intelligence

and preserve our cover. Hey,

any update on Maria?

Checking in now.

Keep going. Keep
it moving. Yep.

Yes. You guys are doing great.

I mean, this is what
it's all about, right?

Taking on new challenges.

Maria, I-I don't have
the shoes for this.

- Maybe they're the perfect shoes, Brad.
- No.

Maybe it's about the mindset, okay?

You don't give up
on your clients,

don't give up on
your shoes, right?

- That's funny.
- Let's go.

Oh, no.

Oh, that's no good.

Who's that?

His name
is Jann Isaacs.

He's a spy hunter.

Former Danish
intelligence gone rogue.

Uses his skills to
target officials

in other intelligence agencies.

They must have gone
after the spies

we came here to meet.

If they got their files,
it would've led 'em here.

- What does he want?
- Do you know how much a captured

CIA agent is worth
to North Korea?

Well, what about Omega
Sector... How much are we worth?

Believe me, we don't want to find out.

You want me to take it?

No, that's all right.

Put it on speaker.

Las Marianas hotel and resort.

How may I direct your call?

Good afternoon.

As you may have observed,

my men and I are outside.

We are armed, we are serious,

we are here for the spies.

Spies? Uh...

I don't see anyone by
that name in my system.

Is that a first or a last name,
sir? This is a conference...

No, no, don't-don't play games.

Your Mexican friends escaped,

but they left some very
interesting papers behind

and it seems that there are
Omega Sector spies in the area.

And we would very much
like to meet them.

Omega what?

Uh, sir, I-I don't know...

Don't play games!

Bring them out now

or we will come in and

take them out.

Okay, listen.

Say that there are spies here,

um, it's not like they're
just gonna raise their hands

and tell us who
they are.

Then we will
k*ll people one by one

until they identify themselves.

Okay, sir, this is crazy.

This is an established...
Calm down, okay?

Just, don't be ridiculous here.

Whoa!

Do you want to
keep your story up?

You have no spies in a
resort that just happens

to have bulletproof windows?
A coincidence, perhaps?

My patience is growing thin.

Okay, all right, man.

Uh, we'll send out the spies.

Just-just give us some time.

Five minutes, no more.

They must be watching
all the roads.

Harry, the kids.

Luther's trained
in evasive tactics.

He'll keep them safe.

Oh, you guys need
to check this out.

Come here, come here.

This is from Brazil last year.

Guy ex*cuted six people to
find a single undercover agent.

That's not gonna happen here.

How long do you think we
have to hold them off?

I'd say five, ten minutes
once the sh**ting starts.

I'll head to the balcony.

Best place to defend if
they come at the front.

Hey.

Just keep them
back. I got an idea.

Hey, Harry, you're
not thinking of

taking 'em on directly, are you?

No. Those guys are locals.

Probably mercenaries
and criminals

that he picked up along the way.

We might be able to
scare 'em off, though.

Do you have any expl*sives here?

A few planted in the
hotel in case we need to

pull out and destroy
the facility.

Hey, Harry...

are you thinking Sound and Fury?

Unless you got a better idea.

Sound and Fury it is.

What's Sound and Fury?

I'll explain to you
on the way. Come on.

Hey, make sure everyone's
ready to fight. And warn Maria.

Yeah.

What kind of sales
training is this?

It's just... it's just walking.

Just walking.

- Okay, Brad...
- Well, you know what I mean.

Sales is about focusing

- on a goal. Hello?
- I...

- Hey, Maria.
- Hi.

So, uh, things are looking bad.

Awesome. We're
doing great here.

Bonding like you
would not believe.

- It's Jann Isaacs.
- Oh.

He found us through the
Mexican spy delegation.

He's looking to take hostages,

and chances are you've
got men on your tail.

Thanks for letting me know.

All right, look, Maria,
we're not gonna be able

to get out there to
help you anytime soon.

Can you handle this on your own?

Well, I am

excited for the challenge.

Okay, I got to go.
Good luck, Maria.

Thanks.

That was corporate.

They're really excited
everyone's participating

- in the sales hike.
- Oh, man.

They...

Just gonna take a selfie

for the newsletter.

Let's go.

- Maria, I have to pee.
- Huh?

Uh, and what would you
do if you had to pee

during a sales call?

Go?

Or you hold it,

because nothing is more
important than a sale.

Right? I-It's the...
it's the journey there.

So we're just gonna keep
moving and think dry thoughts.

Sound and Fury is
a psyops tactic.

We use it when we're
outnumbered. Basically, the idea

is to trick the opposing
force into retreating.

So that's what
the expl*sives are for?

Exactly.

The C-4 looks like Play-Doh
and has an electric

- thingy in it?
- Yeah, that's it.

- That's it.
- Oh, okay.

The goal here is just
to stay out of sight,

make 'em think that
there's a bunch of us

and then hopefully scare
them into retreating.

Okay, so everybody
goes out there and...

Not everybody. Just me.

Excuse me?

Harry, you're going alone?

Ugh. This sucks.

We could have gone Jet
Skiing on the water,

but you wanted to go
and try and buy beer.

Three bars and zero beers.

Okay, who knew Mexican
bartenders could tell

a fake ID from Maryland?

If you paid a little more
attention in Spanish class,

you could have convinced them.

I mean, what did you
say to that one guy?

"I drink allowed. Very old."

Okay, well, it doesn't
make me look any older

when you stand
there looking like

you're about to pee your pants.

- I wasn't gonna...
- Hey, guys.

Ha!

Dana and Jake Tasker.
The Taskeritos.

That doesn't sound
good when I say it.

This... What
are... This is fun,

that I just bumped into you guys

like this by
accident. I, uh...

What are you guy...
what are you doing?

Uh, hey. Uh, nothing.
We weren't, uh...

What are you doing here?

Aren't you supposed to be
doing, like, sales stuff?

I mean,
whatever. Sales.

I'm just, like, so
over it. You know?

I just want to, like, get out,

see the sights, have some fun.

Here's an idea.

Taco crawl.

Taco crawl?

Yeah, we were actually

- about to just walk back or whatever.
- Yeah. Yeah.

Come on, guys, tacos.

- Who doesn't love tacos?
- I am kind of hungry, so...

Okay, well, you're
always hungry.

Settled. We're
going to get tacos.

All right? I know
this great place.

It's... Where it is is
down... There... It's...

Um, I know it when
we get in the car.

Been there a lot.

We need to find some way out
of the building for Harry.

Someplace where
he won't be seen.

Well, there are some
windows on the east side.

I need
something with cover.

The utility room.

There's an access grate. It
goes through those bushes.

Yes!

Yes, this is perfect.
I could ki-kiss you...

Oh, Tomas!

Hey, how we looking out there?

Guys, we have a problem. I
think they're done waiting.

Move! Move!

Harry, I don't
understand. How can it

possibly work for you
to go out there alone?

Well, the same way
it worked in Lebanon,

Somalia and Haiti.

So, I've got about a
dozen expl*sive charges.

How we coming on
those detonators?

I did the best I
could. They're all

- on different channels.
- It'll have to do.

And what kind of
tactical gear do we have?

There's a small armory, but
there's just the basics.

Ah.

They're coming in, guys.

All right, Harry. Let's
rock and roll, baby.

- It's go time.
- Let's go.

Tomas,

two coming in on the
west side, on your right.

East side, I got two
more trying to get in

along the wall.

No, H-Helen, I don't need that.

Thank you so much, but I
have a way of doing things.

Harry, I'm just trying to make
sure that you have everything

that you need. Remember
during our honeymoon,

- you forgot your toothbrush.?
- Yeah... Toothbrush?

- Uh-huh.
- Gib, what's my approach?

Utility room grate.
East side. Go.

Okay. No, I don't need
that. Thank you so much.

So, they were married
before she worked for Omega?

Yeah.

Yeah, then he blew his cover
and they brought her in.

Tomas, two more,
coming up on your left.

That's sweet that
they work together.

You think it's sweet?
I'm worried that they're

- gonna k*ll each other.
- Well, it's not always comfortable

bringing in
someone new. Sofia,

11 o'clock!

But it can be good.
New energy, new ideas.

Speaking of, I think we can hack

the radio frequencies
of the guys outside.

- You can? Seriously?
- Yeah.

We can slip in
some disinformation

when Harry's ready.

Make them believe
they're outnumbered.

Get them to retreat.

That's a... that's
an amazing idea.

Aah!

Uh, Ramon, Sofia,

I need you guys to concentrate

your fire on the two units

moving along the wall
on the west side.

Wha-What... What are
all those noises?

- Those?
- Yeah.

They're the fireworks.

And why are there fireworks?

Um, the festival.

In town.

Uh, Festival del Arte.

It's-it's a big thing.
It's a big deal.

Well, are-are we gonna
stop soon? I mean,

look, the people...
They're-they're tired.

- Uh-huh.
- And we didn't bring any water.

And I still have to pee.

Okay, well, Rose
can't have any water,

- right? And...
- Uh, but...

We'll stop soon. Pretty soon.

- I think it's just up there.
- But...

Just, we've just got
to keep going, okay?

- Okay.
- You're doing great.

Keep going, keep going.

Doing great. Keep going.

Not gonna get away like this.

Wait! Harry.

- I'm going with you.
- What are...

what are you talking about?

I'm going out there with
you. I'm not gonna let you

- go out there alone.
- No. Absolutely not.

It's too dangerous.

Too dangerous? Harry, if
this doesn't work out,

those guys out there
are gonna come in here

and I'm gonna be
in danger anyways.

Okay, look, look, the whole
point of Sound and Fury

is to be invisible, stealthy.

Two people can be stealthy.

Remember when we used to
sneak into the kids' room

and put money underneath
their pillows?

That was one of us, right?

People weren't sh**ting at us

when we were playing
the tooth fairy, Harry!

All I'm saying is I've
done this before, Helen.

There's a way I do things.

Well, it's not
always the best way.

Helen, you cannot come in here

and change everything.

I'm not trying to
change everything.

But you can't cut me out.

I'm part of this team, too.

You have your
chest plate, a g*n,

multiple packs of C-4,

and I don't even know
how many detonators

in the same bag.

You think you're gonna
keep that all organized?

You don't think I could
be a little bit helpful?

Okay, okay, it could
possibly be helpful

if somebody handled detonators.

Then I'll handle the detonators.

So, what's up with
you skipping out

on all the sales stuff this
afternoon to go to the bar?

Dad always talks about how
you're, like, Mr. Sales.

Does he?

I guess I do have a
bit of a reputation.

No doubt.

I mean, Dad has this really
funny impression of you.

- Remember?
- Yeah.

I know. "Hey, baby,

"computers are what
brings the world together.

- Hey." Yeah.
- It's not quite like that.

It's not as funny
when you do it.

Eh...

So, uh, where, exactly,
is this taco place?

Um, I don't know
exactly where it is,

but it's here somewhere.

Okay, well,
it's kind of weird

that someone would
sell tacos out here

-rather than by the lake.
-It's not weird. It's not weird.

It's Mexico. They just...

They do things a little
differently down here.

Um, guys, I think that
Jeep's following us.

I think they
want you to pull over.

Is that a g*n?

g*ns? Why do they have g*ns?

Probably the police.
Obviously you were trying

to buy beer earlier.

You think the beer police is

- chasing us with g*ns?
- Yes.

Hey, guys, you ever try to, um,

outrun the cops?

What?

Let's get crazy. Let's do it.

What are you doing?

What do you think,
I'm just a-a sales guy

that's never run
from the cops before?

- You've done this before?
- Sure.

Okay, Team Tasker, you're
gonna plant those charges

in the trees behind the gunmen.

Then, on my go, you're gonna
light up those boxes of a*mo

and lure them back toward you.

Tomas, they're trying the lobby,

straight ahead.

Harry, you are 78 yards
west of the tree line.

- Helen.
- Helen, you're slipping.

Speed up, speed up.
Okay, stay low, guys.

They're-they're right
in front of you.

Ramon, you got two creeping
up on you right now.

Your east side. That
is your right side.

Tomas, what happened?

I'm hit, but I'm okay.

Guys, keep firing.
Keep firing.

We got this. I'll
go get Tomas.

Hey, Harry, we're down a
man over here. You ready?

I guess we'll have to be.

Hold your fire.

Had enough?

Enough? Oh, baby, we're
just getting started.

What kind of game do you
think you're playing?

Omega Sector doesn't play games.

Why do you think you've
never captured one of us?

You have no idea who
you're dealing with.

You don't think I know
a bluff when I hear one?

We shot your man on the
balcony. We're coming in.

Oh, don't bother.
We'll come to you.

Harry,

you're up. Make some noise.

In the trees.
Behind us. Go! Go!

Helen,

detonate in five,

four, three,

two, one.

Find them!

Charge three. Go.

Helen, detonate the charge.

Already on it.

Maria!

Maria!

Maria.

Maria!

- There she is.
- Oh...

Hey. Hi.

- I'm here. Okay.
- Okay, great.

Where were you? We
were worried about you.

Why did you wander off?

Are you bleeding?

I... Yeah.

Oh, no. Oh, pumpkin.

Yeah, the thing is, I, um...

I, uh, went to find a bush...

Okay.

Sorry, Rose. And...

- then, yeah, I got separated and I...
- Yeah?

Fell on a rock.

But you know what, it's okay.

You're safe now.

- Yeah.
- You're safe.

Okay, Eva, time
for your radio tricks.

Harry.

Hey, Harry, it's working.

It's working, man.
They-They're pulling back.

What about Jann?

Uh, Jann's not moving yet.

I'm on it.

They're sh**ting at us!

This is insane! Aah!

What is going on?!

Hold on.

Oh, oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Who's the nerdy
computer guy now, huh?

So, how 'bout those tacos?

Hold your ground!

It's a trick.

I know you're
behind there.

And I know you're out of a*mo.

Harry, what's going on?

- Jann's approaching your position.
- Yeah, I know.

Gib, I'm out of a*mo.

Well, you need to
get out of there now.

What do you want me to
do, throw my g*n at him?

Harry! Your taser pen.

What taser pen?

It's the last thing I
gave you before you left.

- Where is it?
- In the front pouch,

where you used to
keep your lucky knife.

- Hmm.
- You have a decision to make.

You want to be
taken alive or dead?

I'd rather take you
alive, since your corpse

is worth half as much,
but it's up to you.

No answer.

Dead it is.

Harry, are you okay?

Yeah. Turns out
this taser pen is...

lucky as well.

- Good thinking, honey.
- Ah!

Checked in with
Omega, satellites confirmed

Jann's team indeed pulled out.

Orders are to clean up,

get Jann back to an exfil
site and back to Omega.

Then bring everybody back
to the resort, and limbo.

- ♪
- Party time.

You know, it doesn't
matter if you have

the lowest sales numbers.

- Oh.
- Doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter if
you have the highest.

You're-you're one of us
now. You know that, right?

Yeah. Yes, I do...
Than-Thank you, Brad.

- You're welcome, you're welcome.
- Yeah, that's really special.

Thanks. Make sure
she knows that.

- I will.
- Make sure.

- I know.
- You know.

- Yeah, I know.
- I'm gonna get another drink.

Okay, you do that.
You have fun.

- That's a great idea, Brad.
- Yeah.

Maybe a little less.

You could light
his blood on fire.

You know, everyone keeps talking
about how they saved you.

They must have been
pretty worried.

I may have been a
little wrong about them.

-Thank you.
-They're all right. They're fun.

Hey, um, I'm sorry

that I gave you so much trouble

about the sales award.

That's okay.

My afternoon as the "party
guy" with the Tasker kids

- didn't go that easy either, so...
- No?

- Um, call it even.
- Okay.

Oh.

Hey.

Uh, hey.

So, uh, I just... I-I just
wanted to-to let you know

how incredible you were today.

Well, I'm, uh... I'm
just doing my job.

Yeah, but it's a
job that I do solo,

and today I was a little
bit better because of you.

- Really?
- Really.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

Um... you're welcome.

So, um, about that dance, you...

Oh, uh...

I thought you would never ask.

Oh.

Hi.

Mom, why do you keep hugging us?

Because I missed you

when you were at the ATV thingy.

And you know, moms loving
their kids and stuff.

There's Maria. I'm
gonna go dance with her.

Okay.

Love you.

Love you.

Want to dance?

Yes.

Oh, but first,

I have a confession.

I might have...

given your lucky knife

to the Goodwill.

Helen.

There were two boxes.

One was for old tools

and then the other
one was for donations

and I think I put your
lucky knife in that box.

That's okay. It's okay.

-I'll just get another wife... Knife. Knife.
-Oh.

Okay.

You saved everyone today.

We saved everyone.

So you really didn't
like sharing a toothbrush

- on our honeymoon?
- No.

That's disgusting. Harry.

Oh, okay. So, then
you'll agree that

maybe sometimes you shouldn't
mess with other people's stuff.