01x02 - Faulty Powers

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music playing]

[mechanical whirring]

Oh, here comes our popcorn shrimp.

Seafood just tastes so much better through a tube.

Splat By The Sea's pretty cool, right, Chloe?

Quick tube tip: don't order the chili.

I can't believe this. My favorite restaurant back home

had tubes just like this.

You guys talking tubes?

Hi, Wayland. He owns the place.

I franchised the tube technology from Wong Enterprises.

That's the company president right there.

Mrs. Wong?

What happens when you hit the button?

[Mrs. Wong]The customer is always a dumb-dumb!

It's like I never left home.

So, how you liking that burger?

I'm asking because I was born without taste buds.

How can you cook if you can't taste?

[laughs] I don't need to.

I feel the flavor.

Yep! Cooked to perfection!

I'll get you another burger.

Oh, Chloe! Do you have plans

for when the moon goddess comes out to play?

That's Booch for "tonight."

Thanks. How do I tell her I'm free?

She's free.

Stellar! There's gonna be a great party here

with tons of kids from school.

It's called the Cupcakes By The Sea Party.

'Cause there's cupcakes and it's by the sea.

You had me at cupcakes. I'm in.

[watch chiming]

Oh no! That's Max and Phoebe.

I'm late for training!

Training for what?

Um... the Olympics!

I'm a... thumb wrestler.

Gotta go.

I did notice her thumbs were jacked.

Yeah, we gotta start working ours out.

Challenge accepted.

[grunting]

[upbeat music playing]

Chloe, you're late for training.

I know, sorry. I was hanging out with Jinx and Booch.

They invited me to a cupcake party.

That's not a good excuse.

It's a great one. [chuckles]

Partying always comes first.

You really peaked in high school, huh?

Not to oversell it but...

this is going to be the most important night of my life.

Okay, a big part of this mission

is letting you live a double life,

but I am gonna have to background check

every kid in attendance.

Uh, Phoebe, they're twelve.

Remember when you were twelve?

Oh, right. Better check 'em all.

I will. But first, let's focus on Chloe's training.

If we're gonna take down the Mastermind,

we need to stay sharp.

The training I've set up for you today

is a test of your defensive teleportation skills.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we could do extreme heat training.

I brought super sunscreen. It's SPF ten... thousand.

Phoebe, you're training sounds "bore" and "ing."

Mine is more "coo" and "ool."

I'm saying mine's cool.

[device beeping]

Ah, dang it. It is cool.

Chloe, this gamma energy ball will do everything it can

to try to strike you while you evade it.

It's basically a digital dodgeball.

Man, I miss throwing things at my classmates.

Is this why no one from high school calls him?

That's one of the reasons.

Alright. We'll start slow and set the speed

of the orbit attacks on beginner level.

[device beeping]

[powering up]

Hey, in the future, when you decide

to change training plans, let me know.

Not telling you things is part of my charm!

Like I didn't tell you I'm going to the beach after this.

Can you pass the sunscreen?

Fine, but only because

I believe in adequate sun protection.

Whoa! Oh!

[alarm blaring]

Oh no. It switched it to insanity mode.

[impact grunt]

Shut it off!

Uh...

[device powers down]

Chloe. Are you okay?

I don't know. I feel weird.

Uh, where's Chloe?

I don't know. I don't see her.

[Chloe] Come on, guys. It wasn't funny

when I was five and it isn't funny now.

I think she's invisible.

Oh, no.

-We broke Chloe! -We broke Chloe!

[Chloe]I come from a family of superheroes.

But now, my brother and sister and I

are heading to a brand-new town.

[Phoebe] We are going undercover.

[Max]To try and solve our most important mission yet.

* A picture-perfect family is what we try to be *

* Look closer, you might see the crazy things we do *

* This isn't make believe, it's our reality *

* Just your average family trying to be normal *

* And stay out of trouble *

* Living a double life *

[upbeat music playing]

[Chloe] I can't go to the party looking like this.

Don't worry, Chloe, you don't look like anything.

[Chloe] That's the problem!

Just relax, okay?

This is a very standard training accident.

Yeah, standard.

We just became her guardians, we're already messing her up!

Don't let her see us panic. She'll think we don't know

-what we're doing. -Well, we don't!

I know.

Don't worry, Chloe. We're gonna help you.

[Chloe] Ow, my foot.

Sorry, didn't see you there.

Or anywhere.

Maybe we should try to help Chloe by standing still.

On it. Thunderford, help us!

I sense alarm. Is there a problem?

Please give Chloe a health scan

and tell us what the gamma rays did to her powers.

Of course. Where is she?

[Chloe] They forgot to mention... I'm invisible!

But still feisty! Commencing health scan.

Ooh, that is terribly alarming.

What's alarming?

It's alarming how alarmed you are.

It seems the radiation blockers in Chloe's sunscreen,

combined with the gamma rays in the orb,

have caused a mutagenic disruption to her powers.

So you're saying it's Phoebe's fault.

I'll run simulations to search for a cure.

It may take a while as this is cuckoo bananas.

Why are you asking him for help?

I'm a doctor, remember?

Wrong! Records show you were three credits short

of earning your evil medical degree

because you never returned from spring break.

Like I told Max, partying always comes first.

Wait a sec. So you're not Dr. Colosso,

you're Mr. Colosso!

How dare you believe that AI jerk!

I'm gonna fry his motherboard!

You can't hurt a hologram, which you would know

if you were a real doctor.

I'm gonna fix this or my name isn't Dr. Colosso.

It's not.

Aaah!

[Chloe] Not to make this about me,

but I'm still invisible!

It's simple guys, okay?

We reverse the effect of the gamma energy ball

and zap Chloe.

[Chloe] Uh, not loving the word "zap."

No, Max, let's stick to what we know.

After an injury, heat and cryotherapy helps me.

I can try to use my heat breath and freeze breath.

So your idea is to breathe on her?

Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly...

but yes.

Okay, Chloe, welcome to your healing spa therapy.

[Chloe] I'm over here.

Welcome to your healing spa therapy.

I have you scheduled for the

"fixing you behind Max's back" special.

[Chloe] And what does that involve?

[sucks teeth] Uh, fixing you behind Max's back.

I'm gonna have you ready for that party in no time.

Get ready for the heat breath equivalent

of a relaxing sauna.

[Chloe] Ooh!

Now for a little freeze breath cryotherapy.

Ahhh!

-[gasps] -Phoebe! You fixed me!

Oh! It is amazing what I can accomplish

when I just don't listen to Max. [giggles]

[gasps]

Why do I have Nora's lasers?

Um, I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation for this.

Thunderford?

What seems to be the problem?

[pot shatters]

I see.

I kinda sorta used my super breath therapy on Chloe

and it didn't super work.

Scanning Chloe.

Your therapy cured her invisibility

but now the mutation is tapping into

the Thunderman family DNA.

Wait, are you saying

I'm gonna be experiencing all of our family's powers?

[chuckle] I'm sure that's not what he's saying.

You're going to experience all of your family's powers!

There's no way I'm going to that party now, is there?

It's just not safe.

You could get a burst of Billy's super speed

or Mom's electricity powers or...

[yells]

...Dad's flying powers.

Thunderford was right. I'm not a doctor.

How can I look down on people now?

Stop distracting me... Mr. Colosso.

Not you too, Maxi!

I just need to pass one more college course

to be a real doctor.

Oh, whatever! Just let me focus on fixing Chloe.

Who cares about Chloe? I've got real problems.

I gotta go back to college!

Books, homework...

I'm gonna vomit.

[retching]

Chloe! You're visible again.

[shouts]

And you have super speed like Billy.

Let me guess...

Phoebe breathed on you.

Yes. And now I'm getting random bursts of our family's powers.

Whoa!

Like Mom's electricity.

Ugh, I cannot believe Phoebe did this behind my back.

Luckily, I have a plan to fix you behind her back.

-Do you think it'll work? -Absolutely.

I reversed the electromagnetic field

within the gamma energy ball. Check it out.

It'll undo the mutagenic damage and return you back to normal.

Less yappin', more zappin'.

Okay, just stand still.

[electricity buzzing]

How do you feel?

Kinda normal.

No more electricity.

Let's see if I have my normal powers back.

Yes! I'm back, baby!

I thought you weren't saying that anymore.

That's how happy I am.

Hm. Man, it is amazing what I can accomplish

when I just don't listen to Phoebe.

Wait, since I'm fixed,

can I go to the party with Jinx and Booch?

Chloe, have you learned nothing from me this whole time?

When it comes to partying, the answer's always yes.

Awesome! And, in honor of you fixing me,

I'm gonna head out the Max way.

Sneaking out of windows to go to parties?

[sharp inhale] She's learning so much.

[upbeat music playing]

Whoa! Nice cupcake haul. Toss me one.

They're not for you. I felt bad Chloe's gonna miss

her Cupcakes By The Sea party

so I made her a Cupcakes By The Me party.

Why are you like this?

And why did you go behind my back and ruin Chloe's powers?

Oh. You know about that.

I also know that I fixed Chloe.

Wait, you hit her with more gamma rays after I said no?

Yeah. You're welcome.

Seriously, Max, what do you even know about gamma rays?

I know that she's at a real party right now.

Not here where parties go to die.

Now pass me a celebratory cupcake!

Fine.

You missed my mouth!

[sighs] Thunderford?

Ah! Cupcake party. I'm more of a scone man myself.

Max, tell him what you did.

I reversed the electromagnetic field

within the gamma energy ball to fix Chloe.

Tell Phoebe how smart I am.

This could be catastrophic!

Ha! In your face, Phoebe!

Cata-what now?

This may cause Chloe to cycle through extreme powers

she's never experienced before.

How big a chance are we talking?

Calculating... percent.

No, no, no, that can't be right.

Run it again.

You're right. It's percent.

What if we stick with ?

[upbeat music playing]

Max, how could you let her go to that party?

If she has a power surge, we'll be exposed

and this whole mission will be over.

In my defense, I know nothing about taking care of children!

[sighs] We have to call her and tell her to teleport home.

Oh please, Chloe's partying with her friends.

She's never gonna pick up.

Max, you don't get how sisters work.

Oh.

She is not picking up.

Oh.

I guess I do know how sisters work.

-[sighs] -Let me text her.

She'll answer her favorite brother.

She blocked my number.

[chuckles] I guess Billy's her favorite brother.

[professor]Moving on to advanced villain chemistry,

Mr. Colosso, what is the most volatile element

on the periodic table?

Uh, thunder-tanium?

[professor]Wrong, it's evil-tanium.

Ah, sorry, Teach. I ran out of newspaper

and had to use my textbook to go potty.

[professor sighs] You're a disappointment.

Please mute yourself.

You're the disappointment, Professor Dumbledork.

[professor] Excuse me, Mr. Colosso?

Uh, sorry, sir! I thought I was on mute!

And now that I am, I'd like to make fun of your unibrow.

[professor]Still not muted.

I hate virtual learning!

-[laughs] This party's bumping! -[dance music playing]

Yeah, and the best part is,

no one's treating me like a supe!

You know, soup.

As in, clam chowder.

I totally get you.

Sometimes I feel like a butternut squash soup.

Earthy, warm and a little nutty.

[dance music playing]

I think I'm having deja tube.

Is that Mrs. Wong?

Are we in a nightmare?

Oh good. My brother and sister came to the party.

That's not embarrassing at all!

Look, Chloe, you rock.

But as the most popular kid in Secret Shores,

I can't be seen partying with random old people.

You're not the most popular kid in Secret Shores.

Chloe doesn't need to know that.

Chloe, we need to bail right now.

Good idea. You guys start

and I'll catch up to you in like four hours.

No, Chloe, the treatment Max gave you is gonna make you have

bursts of random powers you won't know how to control.

Don't be ridiculous. I'm fine.

And magnetic, apparently.

We cannot let people see you like this.

[chuckling] She loves spoons.

Don't judge the kid!

Chloe, let's get you out of here.

I'd love to but I'm kind of stuck here.

What is she doing?

-Uh... -Oh, uh, just a fun

chair-leaning game we sometimes play.

Yeah. You're winning, Chloe!

[chuckles] Chair leaning's my game.

[laughs]

You guys are weird.

The powers wore off.

We should go before another one kicks in.

Let me grab a cupcake for the road.

Where'd Chloe go? Did she teleport home?

[Chloe] Guys, I'm down here!

She shape-shifted into a cupcake.

Yeah, great, that was my next guess.

[dance music playing]

Chloe. Which cupcake did you shape-shift into?

[Chloe] How do I know? All I see is frosting.

Maybe keep talking.

We can try to figure out which one you are.

Chloe's brother and sister are whack-a-doodles.

Oh, come on. I talk to my food.

Yes, I do, you little cakey-wakey-shakey-bakey!

Uh... you can't hand out these cupcakes.

[scoffs] Excuse me?

A, I don't know you. And C, this is my restaurant.

What about B?

B... right back. I've got cupcakes to give out.

[sing-song] Fresh cupcakes!

We cannot let these kids eat the cupcakes.

Just knock 'em on the floor.

-The kids? -No, the cupcakes!

[whooshing]

[whimsical music playing]

[whooshing]

Oops! [chuckles] You lost your cupcake, bummer!

Is that all of them?

Uh... no! One got away!

You have to spit the cupcake out, Jinx!

Oh, he likes to eat them in one bite.

[mouth full] One and done!

Spit it out, Jinx, it's an emergency!

[Jinx muttering]

[Max] Don't worry, Chloe. We'll get you out of there!

Give. Up. Our. Sister!

You were right, Jinx. They are whack-a-doodles.

Uh, guys?

Not now, Chloe!

Yeah, we're busy saving you!

-Chloe? -Chloe?

Yep.

[chuckles] Jinx!

[chuckles] How about we just

forget about the whole napkin in the mouth thing?

And that part where I was... burping you like a baby.

-We should go. -Yeah.

Bye, guys! This was so fun.

Thanks for coming, Chloe!

Next time don't bring your brother and sister!

[upbeat music playing]

And as valedictorian

of Evil University... Online Campus,

I want my fellow graduates

to follow their sinister dreams.

To Professor Dumbledork,

shave that unibrow!

What the gigabyte are you doing, rabbit?

Practicing my graduation speech.

You passed?

They're letting you be a doctor?

You know it! Cue the party mode!

-I don't thi-- -I said cue it!

-[techno music playing] -Oh, yeah!

Work it! Go doctor, go doctor!

Ugh.

-[music stops] -Oh!

I can't party like I used to.

I'm not in college anymore.

[sighs]

I'm so glad we're home.

Less glad Chloe shape-shifted into a garden gnome.

[Chloe] Yeah. Thanks for carrying me home.

It's all good. It's just like when you were a little baby.

Except now you got a sweet beard.

Well, it's official.

We're the worst guardians in the galaxy.

We're not the worst, Pheebs. You're the worst.

You're both the worst.

Smashing news, Thundermans.

I've come up with a cure for Chloe's condition.

Yay, me!

Finally. I just want to be normal again.

Well, as normal as our family gets.

We just need a licensed doctor to prescribe the medication.

Ahem! I believe Dr. Colosso

can help you with that.

You're a doctor again? How'd you graduate in a day?

Threats were made and diplomas were given.

Okay, then can you get us the prescription to fix Chloe?

Sure thing.

Right after you give me my graduation gift.

I'm thinking a French river cruise with Max.

Do you say, "Oui, oui"?

I'm thinking... no, no.

You don't deserve to see me in a beret.

And good luck getting that prescription without me!

Already done!

I sent it to a local super doctor

while you were saying dumb things

with your mouth hole.

Ha! Take that, Colosso!

That's Doctor Colosso and don't you forget it!

Cue party mode!

[techno music playing]

[mellow music playing]

And, as your valedictorian,

I just want to take a moment

and acknowledge everyone who helped get me here.

And rub it all in your faces!

Nobody believed I could graduate

after making the tough decision to return to college...

this morning.

It would feel wrong not to point out my parents,

who aren't here today because they hate me.

Well, the feeling's mutual, Mom!

And finally, I'd like to get serious for a second...

I'm kidding! You all stink!

[professor] Dr. Colosso, you're on mute.

Noooo!

[lively music playing]