01x01 - Episode 1

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.. our great tradition:
the annual Man Camp!

- Yeah, man!
- Now we're talking!

For 50 years, it's been a tradition -

- for the boys
who finished junior high -

- to join the Man Camp
to test if they're real men.

Over the next days, you'll get tested
in different disciplines.

At the end, we'll find
the winner of the competition:

"A Real Man". Yay!

That's right!

- No chicks, Michael?
- What do you care, you wuss?

- Chicks? Jeez. Damn teenage boys.
- Ouch, dammit.

Anyways, we'll take a short break soon.

We'll get something to eat and drink.
So have fun.

ONE OF THE BOYS

Enjoy!

Hey, Lau. What's up?
Are you pumped?

- Yes, I think so.
- Cool.

And, uh... how are things at home?

They're fine.

Cool.

Right.

Hey, Lau, there's this thing
I was thinking about.

If...

If you want to win the competition...

This William kid
is pretty tough, you know?

I'd stick with him if I were you.
If you know what I mean.

- Yeah?
- Well...

Back when your dad won the competition
he and I helped each other out a lot.

That's great.

Yes.

Bro.

Don't be such an as*h*le.
I guarantee you I'll get close.

- You're not doing anything.
- Sure I am.

Hey, William.

Hey.

What are you looking at?

Nothing.

Come on, show me.

It's just...

Do you know Sandra?

She's a freshman.

Uh, yes.

Do you think her t*ts are fake or real?

Now that you know her so well.

Fake.

They're fake!

Well, because... they're so big, right?

Interesting.
But how big are they actually?

You know... Gigantic.

- Oh, sh*t.
- Cool, dude.

- You'll never get near them.
- Shut up.

Hey, you. I'm Aksel.

- Hi.
- Can I sit down?

Who are you?

- Who I am?
- I just haven't seen you at school.

I just moved here with my mom
from Copenhagen.

She heard about this trip -

- and forced me to go.

Everyone here
is really excited about this trip.

- Winning this brings you huge prestige.
- Interesting.

But don't you think it's a bit creepy
that two grown men -

- take a bunch of boys
to a camp to play with them?

Maybe. When you put it like that.

I've known Michael all my life.

- He was my dad's best friend.
- Was?

Did your dad drop Mr. Woodsy or what?

No, he died.

Don't say stuff like that.

He died of cancer when I was eight.

Oh.

sh*t.

Sorry. Really. I didn't mean to...

Whatever. It's a long time ago.

I don't remember really, so...

No, I see.

Hey, Morten. We gotta fix this.
You shouldn't see anything.

Yours needs to be tighter, too.

Are we ready, Henrik?

Two secs...

Okay, boys.
Welcome to the first challenge.

A real man needs determination
and sense of direction.

Pair up, and then you get maps
and a compass to help you find the way.

Boys, don't use your cellphones.

Okay? Go on and find yourself a buddy.

- Dennis?
- Over here.

- Is it you?
- Yes, dammit.

Come on. We're a team.

Okay.

Good luck!

What's going on?

- Where...
- f*ck the map! Run, Dennis!

Alright...

Sure this is the right way?

What are you doing?

I was going to use Maps.
I bet everybody does.

I want to win the right way.

Lau.

Lau, seriously.
We've been walking forever.

I gotta pee.

Well, do you know
how to read a compass?

Okay.

Fine. Give it to me.

So.

The first step to read a compass is -

- to close your eyes.
Come on. Close your eyes.

Become one with the compass.

The compass tells you
about the magnetic fields.

Picture the moon and sun
pulling at the Earth's core...

No, Lau, I have no clue
about reading a compass.

- Let's use Maps, then.
- Yes! Thank you!

Here.
I'm gonna go pee.

I pee, you map.

- What's your PIN?
- One, two, three, four.

JAKOB:
I MISS YOU LIKE CRAZY

"Going on a man trip..."
"I'll assemble a team and come get you."

I MISS YOU LIKE CRAZY

- Is that them?
- There they are!

Yes, it's them! Hello!

You took your sweet time, huh?

Now that everyone's here,
we'll walk down the beach together.

I need some help with the handcart.

William? Perfect.
Dennis. Great!

Okay, let's go!
On to the next challenge!

What happened?

We had trouble with the compass.

You'll get it the next time, Lau.

A real man has brute strength.

This one is a real classic:
Tug-of-w*r.

The first battle is
Morten Friis and Simon...

... against William and Lau.

Boys, remember. Watch out
for each other. Nobody should get hurt.

- Let's go, boys!
- Let's go, boys!

Let's go, boys!
That's the spirit!

Come on!

- You wimps!
- Come on!

Dennis!

Three, two, one. Go!

- Are you okay, William?
- Are you okay?

f*ck off, man!

Nice one.

Keep going, boys!

Are you okay?

That William dude...

He seems like an as*h*le.

He's cool.

I think you're cooler than him.

So you can smile!

- You dug up a f*cking giant pile of sand.
- Next team is Dennis and Aksel.

Oh, it's my turn.
Wish me luck, Lau!

- Okay.
- Take off your shirt, dude.

Are you ready?

Three, two, one. Go!

They say
we don't burn on the inside.

The fire's crackling,
everything's at stake.

But I think
it falls apart on the inside.

Can you tell
it's burning on the inside?

Dreams are budding quietly in my mind.

Lighting up,
but there's no one to find.

But I'm sure that
none of it will be.

Can you put out
burning flames on the inside?

Gazing at stars, the night is bright.

Fly to the moon, zero gravity.

Like a prisoner no one sees.

Can you put out
burning flames on the inside?