01x03 - It's No Crime to Steal From a Thief

[bunniefuu]

[g*nsh*t]

[Kevin] Panda!

[suspenseful music playing]

[all breathing heavily]

[Kevin] Just think, Panda, dude,

we'll be millionaires after tonight.

[Panda chuckles] You better make sure

we all make it, dude.

[Kevin, echoes] Have I ever let you down?

- [breathing anxiously]

- [clock ticking]

[suspenseful music continues]

[breathes anxiously]

[dramatic music playing]

- [g*n c*ck]

- Where's Gerardo?

Who?

No one heard from him.

No one knows where Gerardo is.

He gave you this deal, as*h*le!

[Panda coughing]

[Kevin] He's alive.

[Panda coughs]

[coughing]

[guard grunts, groans]

[Panther] Never hit a woman again.

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

[dramatic music intensifies]

[Panther] Here! Help me with the cart!

Hurry up!

[Génesis] Load it up faster!

[tires screech]

[sirens wailing]

Panther, they're following us.

[tires screech]

- [Panther] Hey. What's going on?

- [van sputtering]

- [ignition chugging]

- [Génesis] It won't start!

- [Kevin] You're f*cking kidding me!

- [Génesis] No!

- [all grunting]

- [Kevin] Come on!

[siren wailing]

Attention. We have the target in sight.

- [ignition starts]

- [engine revs]

[Génesis] Let's go!

[tires screech]

[distant sirens approaching]

[siren wailing]

[engine revs]

[tires screech]

[sirens wailing]

[tires screech]

- [tense up-tempo music playing]

- [sirens closing in]

[tires screech]

Exiting north towards Vespucio.

[dramatic music builds]

[g*nshots]

[glass shatters]

- [tires screech]

- [g*n c*ck]

[heavy g*nf*re]

[b*ll*ts ricochet]

- [g*nshots]

- [Mística yelps]

[continuous g*nshots]

[groans]

[tire pops, hisses]

[tires screech]

m*therf*cker.

- [Mística whimpers]

- [Panther] Apply pressure.

[whimpers]

[groans in agony]

You're okay. You're okay.

[Panther] It only grazed you.

You'll be okay.

- [sirens approaching]

- Go on. Go ahead.

[tires screech]

[police tires screech]

[sirens stop]

[approaching siren wails]

[dispatcher chattering indistinctly

on police radio]

IT'S NO CRIME TO STEAL FROM A THIEF

[Mística] Whoo!

- [Panda] All right!

- [Kevin laughing]

[all laughing, whooping]

- [Kevin] We f*cking did it!

- [Génesis] Whoo!

[all laughing]

- [Panda] We did it! Whoo!

- [all laughing]

[Panda] Yeah!

BASED ON REAL EVENTS

- All right! We did it! All right!

- [Génesis] Ah!

MODIFIED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE AND OURS

["Psycho k*ller" by Talking Heads playing]

I can't seem to face up to the facts ♪

I'm tense and nervous

And I can't relax ♪

I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire ♪

Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire ♪

- [Kevin] Here.

- Psycho k*ller ♪

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa ♪

Better run, run, run, run ♪

- Run, run ♪

- Come on!

- Run away ♪

- [Kevin] Let's roll!

- Oh, oh, oh ♪

- [loud blast]

Psycho k*ller, qu'est-ce que c'est? ♪

- Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa ♪

- [laughs] This is fun.

Better run, run, run, run

Run, run, run away ♪

Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya, ooh ♪

- [banknotes fluttering rapidly]

- [Mística muttering]

[banknotes fluttering rapidly]

You start a conversation

You can't even finish it ♪

You're talking a lot

But you're not saying anything ♪

- Twenty-five, 26, 27, 28

- [Génesis laughing]

Say something once ♪

This money isn't for us to count.

It's for us to spend.

Whoo! [laughs heartily]

[all laughing]

Yes!

- Better run, run, run, run ♪

- [Mística laughing]

Run, run, run away ♪

- Oh, oh, oh ♪

- [all chuckling]

Psycho k*ller, qu'est-ce que c'est? ♪

Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa ♪

Better run, run, run, run

Run, run, run away ♪

- [all laughing, whooping]

- Oh, oh, oh ♪

[TV reporter] Six billion pesos.

That's the exorbitant sum

that was stolen today

from a supposedly secure loading bay

at the Santiago airport.

- The biggest heist in Chilean history

- Six billion Chilean pesos.

Six million bucks.

[reporter] Madam DA,

what's your office's assessment

of the robbery?

Well, given the lack of basic evidence

at the crime scene,

and the magnitude of the theft,

it's clear we're working

with professionals in this case.

- [chuckles]

- These are not just your average group of

You hear that? We're not small-time.

- No. [chuckles]

- [Panda chuckles]

- We're "thieves of the century."

- [all chuckling]

Everyone, our top priority here,

without a doubt,

is to work tirelessly and thoroughly

until we've put every single person

involved in this heist in a jail cell.

And on that, you have my word.

- Excuse me.

- [reporters] Thank you, Madam DA.

[Bozo] Okay.

According to official sources,

the money was destined for ATMs

in the northern provinces.

It's an operation

that takes place every three months,

and almost never

with this amount of dough.

With the holidays coming up

and the Fiesta de Pampilla,

of course that there would be

much more cash than normal.

Uh-huh. Now everything's

making a lot more sense.

- It was an inside job.

- That's something we're evaluating.

Mm. You can stop evaluating.

It's obvious it was an inside job.

We have to interview every single person

who works here

in this sector of the airport,

where security was breached.

This has to be utterly exhaustive.

Do you know what I mean?

I wanna know who they are

and what they had for breakfast

this morning, you know?

I'm talking background checks,

résumés, employment history.

- I need it all. Absolutely all of it.

- Of course, Madam DA. Leave it to me.

You know, Baza, it comes down to

[chuckles]there's no perfect crime here.

It's Chile, for Pete's sake.

Even our anthem says "Eden."

We're not Eden.

"Bozo," Ma'am. My name is Bozo.

And what did I say?

- [camera clicks]

- [Bozo sighs] "Baza."

[beeping]

[cell phone ringing]

[beeps]

- Hello?

- [guard] I need to talk to Greyhound.

[electric saw whirring nearby]

Who is this?

It's Franco, at the airport.

[the Russian] What do you want?

- [police chattering indistinctly]

- I know you did something to Gerardo.

It can't be a coincidence

he just happened to disappear

right when you asked me to do this.

There was a lot of extra cash

in that truck. I could be in trouble.

- Look, tell Greyhound if he doesn't

- [phone beeps]

- [electric saw whirring]

- [dramatic music playing]

[Amador] The heist is on the news.

Some other crew made the hit.

And it seems they got away with it.

Without a hitch.

Russian, listen carefully.

You're gonna go out there.

You're gonna get those m*therf*ckers

who have Greyhound locked up.

You're gonna find them

and bring them to me. Got it?

[heist team laughing]

[Amador] You're gonna sniff out

any m*therf*cker going around

flashing big bucks.

These assholes are amateurs.

- They reek of amateurs.

- [Mística whoops, laughs]

[Amador] Sooner or later, they'll slip,

and we'll be there to catch 'em.

Find Greyhound and find them. Got it?

[all laughing]

Bring 'em all alive.

Huh?

GLORY MEATPACKING

Understood.

[dramatic music fades]

[bird squawking]

[wind howling]

[Panther grunts]

- [shovel scraping]

- [Panther grunts]

[wind howls]

[Mística] So this is your family's land?

A couple of uncles live nearby,

but the land is no one's.

Which means there won't be

any assholes sniffin' around.

I don't see

why we're doing this sh*t today.

[shovel scrapes]

Relax. Hard part's over.

[breathing heavily, grunts]

"Heist of the century."

- Damn, that's got a nice ring to it.

- [all chuckling]

[shovel scrapes]

[grunts]

- [shovel clatters]

- Plastic.

This side. This side.

No.

- [grunts]

- [Mística] Here.

[Panther breathing heavily, grunts]

No one touches the buried cash, okay?

Everyone has a bag with part of their cut.

I got you.

[Panther] To be able to cover their costs.

- The rest stays here, buried.

- [Kevin] That's it.

Till it's safe, we stay underground.

[bird squawking]

[Panther] We have to make a pact

with each other.

[wind howling]

How long do we have to wait?

Well, until it's the right moment.

[sniffs, sighs]

Every detail matters. We can't go around

spending money like crazy people.

Or doing any stupid sh*t.

We have to go unnoticed.

Most importantly,

we can't be in touch with each other

unless it's completely necessary.

Is that clear?

Clear as day, Captain.

You brownnoser.

- [laughs]

- [Kevin chuckles]

[Kevin sighs]

- [grunts]

- [Mística sniffs]

Well, if we're gonna make a pact,

we better do this right.

- Let's go. Let's go.

- [Mística] Come on.

Everyone hold hands.

[Panther sighs]

Panda, c'mon, give me yours.

[tranquil music playing]

[Panther sighs]

[shovels clatter]

[Panther sighs]

[sniffs]

With our eyes closed

we'll imagine what we're gonna do

with that money.

And we're gonna fill ourselves

with that luminous energy

so that no single m*therf*cker

will dig it up

until we are good and ready.

Come close.

All right.

- You all stink. Let's go.

- [Génesis chuckles softly]

- [Panda grunts]

- [grunts]

- Hey, hey, hey. Hey.

- What's up?

Yeah?

I'm worried about my mother.

So am I. Come on.

[Panther breathes heavily, sniffs]

[indistinct chatter]

- [Panther sniffs, sighs]

- [Génesis chuckles]

[coffee pouring]

Who'd you give the keys to the van to?

Nobody.

Who would I give the keys to?

I left Greyhound here, alone with the kid.

- [the Russian] Hmm.

- [mechanic] And he was f*ck' pissed.

And when I got back here,

the whole place was all clean.

[both chuckle]

- [mechanic chuckles] Yeah.

- [laughs] How clean can this place get?

- [mechanic] No.

- There's no way.

It's true.

It was like it had been cleaned.

Ah.

[shuffling]

[suspenseful music playing]

[drawer closes]

Where'd you come across this sh*t?

It was under a car.

[the Russian] Under a car?

Did you tell anybody?

[sighs]

Who would I tell?

How am I supposed to know, moron? Anyone.

[chuckles] Did you say anything

to some random f*ck about this?

No, I didn't.

I haven't told anyone jack sh*t.

[g*n c*ck]

[g*nsh*t]

[dramatic music playing]

[dog barking in distance]

[exhales]

[engine starts, revs]

["I'm Looking" by Kings & Queens playing]

Oh ♪

Oh, can't find love, no ♪

I can't find love ♪

No, I can't find ♪

[TV reporter]

But it was already too late.

At that point, the perpetrators

were fleeing with over six billion pesos.

The events of the biggest heist

in Chilean history

began just before 6:00 a.m.

The truck entered the Santiago airport

through this gate,

its occupants wearing security uniforms

and badges.

[music fades]

[distant siren wailing]

Think they'll find us?

As long as we do what Panther says,

they won't find us in a million years.

I hope that's true. [sighs]

Why do you look so sad?

You've got a bag in there

stuffed with cash.

It's practically ill*gal to be that sad.

I'll call the cops on you myself,

so they can arrest you for moping around.

- Kevin's my best friend.

- And?

This was gonna be

about me and him, but he's

He's off with Génesis and Panther now.

We were gonna enjoy all this together.

And here you are with me now.

- Huh?

- [chuckles softly]

[chuckles]

Men always lose their minds

when they get a girlfriend.

Can't help it.

Nah. I won't do that.

No?

- Hmm. No.

- Ah, you're not like the rest.

- [distant siren wails]

- [Panda chuckles softly]

You better start looking

for a girlfriend, Panda.

Someone pretty,

because you're pretty cute yourself.

You know, you have a really nice smile.

- [laughs]

- [chuckles] That's it. You see?

You have a boyfriend?

[poignant music playing]

I think we're done talking.

You gotta go home.

[poignant music continues]

[grunts]

[metal door clattering]

[g*n clip clacks]

[clattering continues]

[door closes]

f*ck. That's a warm welcome.

[poignant music continues]

I thought you'd be happy to see me.

[Mística] What do you have?

[chuckles softly] Food for Tommy.

Tommy died two months ago, Enzo.

[suspenseful music playing]

I don't want you here, Enzo.

I don't want to see you ever again.

[Enzo exhales]

Oof.

I was worried

that something had happened to you.

[sighs]

But never mind. I guess I was wrong.

[sniffs]

Okay.

[poignant music continues]

[footsteps departing]

[music fades]

[brakes squeal]

[muffled indistinct chatter on TV]

[key clacks in door lock]

[TV reporter] during this heist

this morning at the Santiago airport.

According to police,

in under just five minutes,

the perpetrators managed

an unprecedented feat,

the largest theft in Chilean history.

Over six billion pesos

- taken cleanly and quickly.

- [door opens]

Specialized units say that criminal bands

- always make a mistake

- [door closes]

that could risk identifying them.

Those who carried out the attack,

on August 12th, 2014,

made just such a mistake.

- What was it?

- What happened to you?

- A leader had one of the cars

- We have to leave the house.

in his mother's name.

Do what he says.

[reporter] caught on security cameras

And why the f*ck are you here?

[reporter] through the agricultural

and livestock service area.

To protect us.

[reporter] They were most likely

tipped off.

They were following an armored truck

carrying six billion pesos.

The money's destination?

ATMs and mining operations in the north,

which, obviously, it never reached,

because a band stole it

and fled in minutes.

- Carrying out an operation

- It was us.

What?

[Kevin] I'll explain later, okay?

We gotta go.

- Pack your bags.

- [pounding on door]

- [Panther gasps]

- [inhales, sighs deeply]

[sighs]

- Ana, I

- Let me go. Enough!

Get out of my house.

- [pounding on door]

- [door opens]

- [Ana] Hello.

- [man] Your time's up.

Marco, I don't have the money.

I need some more time.

[Marco] Hmm.

- You had your time, b*tch. f*ck.

- Who you calling a b*tch, f*ck?

- Kevin! Kevin, stay out of it!

- What the f*ck?

- [g*ns c*ck]

- [Ana] No! [gasps]

[tense music playing]

Panther? Aren't you retired?

[Panther] I have lots more of this,

if you're interested.

You know you want it.

Nicely done, Anita.

Hey. You're gonna forget she exists.

Why are you all secretive, dude?

[softly] m*therf*cker, Kevin!

[breathing anxiously]

[Kevin] Mom, listen to me, please.

Pack your bags.

Just pack your bags, please.

[tense music continues]

- [kick-starter grinds]

- [engine rumbling]

[engine revs]

Yeah.

She should go home too, huh?

- You talk about me like I'm not here?

- We have to get outta here fast.

It's gonna be okay.

I don't get why we're not enjoying

all the money we have.

[tense music fades]

[hip-hop music playing]

[lyrics in Spanish]

[music fades]

[reggaeton music playing in distance]

[music playing louder]

[exhales nervously]

[handle clacks]

[music stops]

[laptop beeps]

[beeps]

- [beeps]

- [tense music playing]

[beeps]

[tense music building]

[beeping]

- [engine revving]

- [beeping continues]

[beeping quickens]

[dogs barking]

[rapid beeping]

KEYS COPIED HERE

[upbeat Latin music playing on stereo]

[indistinct chattering nearby]

[chattering continues nearby]

[man laughing]

[cell phone beeping]

[cell phone vibrates, rings nearby]

[cell phone vibrating, ringing]

[cell phone vibrating, ringing]

RUSSIAN CALLING

[vibrating, ringing]

[vibrating, ringing]

[ominous music playing]

[phone beeps]

- [refrigerator door opens]

- [clattering]

[the Russian breathing sharply]

[g*n c*ck]

[g*nsh*t]

- [dog barking]

- [dramatic music playing]

[man 1] What the hell?

[indistinct chatter]

[voices grow louder]

- [indistinct chatter]

- [cat yowls]

- Go, go! f*ck!

- [music swells]

[g*n c*ck]

[g*nshots]

- [man 2] No! No!

- [g*nsh*t]

- [g*nsh*t]

- [grunts, groans]

[dramatic music crescendoes]

[suspenseful music playing]

[suspenseful music fades]

[somber music playing]

[somber music continues]

[soft ragged breathing]

This is all my fault.

I shouldn't have left him.

He wanted to handle everything,

but I shouldn't have left him on his own.

And now this sh*t. Man.

[melancholy music continues]

I'm prepared to face the consequences.

And to accept whatever choice

you decide to make.

Get rid of me.

[Amador] No.

[music fades]

I'm not going to lose two sons today.

Russian, you're family.

[breath quivers softly]

[Amador] If it's anybody's fault,

it's mine.

Pushing him all his life.

Pressuring him so much so he'd get tough.

So he'd be a strong man.

- [ragged breathing]

- [tense music playing]

You know what you have to do, don't you?

Get whoever's responsible for this sh*t.

You've always been a clever one.

Try not to f*ck up again.

[tense music fades]

[news bulletin music playing on TV]

- [Ana grunts]

- [gulps]

[cell phone vibrates]

[news bulletin music continues]

A g*ng of drug dealers was found

gunned down this afternoon

in Villa Rosales,

in the commune of Pudahuel.

Early reports indicate

that this was a settling of scores.

All the victims had police records,

and two of the dealers

had arrest warrants already pending.

[cell phone vibrates]

[news bulletin music continues]

[reporter] At this time, police are still

gathering evidence at the scene

KEVIN! HI

CALL ME

I NEED TO SEE YOU NOW

IT'S IMPORTANT!!

as well as interviewing neighbors

who might provide more information

about what happened.

For now,

that's all the information we have.

We'll be updating this story

when we have more context

for this multiple homicide.

Good night.

[news bulletin music playing]

[sultry Latin guitar music playing]

I can't seem to face up to the facts ♪

Tense and nervous ♪

Can't relax ♪

Can't sleep ♪

My bed's on fire ♪

Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire ♪

Psycho k*ller ♪

[softly] Qu'est-ce que c'est? ♪

Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa ♪

Better run, run, run ♪

Run, run away ♪

Oh, oh, oh ♪

Psycho k*ller ♪

[softly] Qu'est-ce que c'est? ♪

Fa-fa-fa-fa ♪

- Fa-fa-fa-fa ♪

- [melodic chiming]

Better run, run, run ♪

Run, run away ♪

Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

Ay-ya-ya-ya ♪

- [sultry instrumentals continue]

- [bongo beating]

[g*n c*ck]

You start a conversation

You can't even finish ♪

[splutters]

You're talkin' a lot ♪

- But you're not saying anything ♪

- [sobbing]

When I have nothing to say ♪

- [grunts angrily]

- My lips are sealed ♪

- [breathing heavily]

- Say something once, why say it again? ♪

[g*nshots]

Psycho k*ller ♪

Qu'est-ce que c'est? ♪

- [heavy ragged breathing]

- Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa ♪

- [g*nshots]

- Better run, run, run ♪

Run, run away ♪

- Oh, oh, oh ♪

- [shovel scrapes]

Ay-ya-ya-ya ♪

[sultry instrumental music continues]

[Génesis breathing heavily]

[music fades]

[reggaeton music playing]

[lyrics in Spanish]

[music fades]