01x02 - Wil je ook eens proeven?

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Matti.

Matti, are you okay, man?

Very pretty.

Matti has t*tties.

Matti.

Hey!

Gross…

Watch it, watch it.

A present from a drunk idiot last night.

You're here early.

Uh, these are from the lockers,

the beach huts, the garage,
the toilets. Here.

But Jaques, I don't work here anymore.

So what are you doing here?

-Aren't you mad anymore?
-Mad?

You're Alexander Vandael's friend, right?

Can I get some coffee?

Coffee?

I have something else for a hangover.

Ha! Coffee…

- Hello?
- Hey, where are you?

-What?
-Natan.

-Was that today? Yes.
-Yes. At ten o'clock.

-Do I have to wait for you? Louise?

No. Just go. I'll, uhm…

-I'll meet you there.
-Yes, please.

-Yes.
-Bye.

-Alex.

Alex.

I have to go to Natan.

Emilie's fitting for her wedding is today.

-Can you give me a lift?

-Then I'm there in two minutes.
-I feel awful.

-Come on.

I had just as much to drink as you.

f*ck, man.

What was in that vodka?

-Red Bull?
-Hm?

Hmm, hmm.

Weren't you feeling awful?

Sex…

Mmm?

Why not?

-Baby, you don't know how tough it is.
-What?

I always have such a hard-on
when I'm hungover.

-Use your hand. It'll take two minutes.

Are you giving me a lift or not?

-After sex.
-So that's a no.

You're more fun
if you don't take your pills.

That's not okay, baby.

I know.

Sssh.

-Hey…

-Sometimes I think…
-Hey, ssh. Hey, hey.

I was just joking about your pills.

Was it a joke or were you being sarcastic?

I love you…

but you don't understand
how lonely you make me feel.

Yeah…

I'm sorry. Okay?

Drink, hungover idiot.

You first.

-No, that's not going to happen.
-Come on, Jaques.

Be a man.

Alcoholics Anonymous. No alcohol.

-I'm sorry.
-No problem.

Drink up.

-You can do it.
-I hope so.

- Yes, you can do it. All of it!

- Yes!

-Better, right?
-No.

-Gross.
-Here.

You can clean up the puke with this.

Be a man.

- And?
- Beautiful.

Yes?

-Hi.
-Finally.

-So, you finally showed up.
-Yes.

-Hi, darling.
-Here.

Wow, you had a good night's sleep, right?

-Too much Red Bull in my vodka.
-Hmm…

-I like the way it falls.
- Yeah, me too.

Yeah? Louise?

Louise, what do you think?

Yes, nice.

Go and try on the dress. Go.

Pardon me.

Beautiful.
The color is great, huh?

- It's a bit too much.

I'm a nanny,
so it needs to be more demure.

It's not about me, it's about the kids.

-It's beautiful, though.
-Oh.

It looks really good on you,
just like in a magazine.

Thank you.

Maybe I should be a model.

I think they're a bit younger.

Yes, you're right.
A bit more like you, nowadays.

You can't have boobs and a butt anymore,
so who knows?

Then I need to find a new job as a nanny.

- Mom, she's a nanny.
-Mommy is busy, honey.

The last family I worked for
moved to Switzerland.

Such sweet kids.

They made a whole video
to say goodbye to me. So cute.

-Mom?
- Yes.

My zipper.

You can't get it closed?
Miss, could you please…

She's a nanny
looking for a job.

Can't get the zipper closed.
Are you bloated?

-Period?
-I'm sure it's all those Red Bulls.

Yes, I'm sure.
Suck in your tummy, sweetie.

Last time you could still close it.

- Eh?

Yeah… Maybe you can do up the zipper now.

- Just a minute, Michael.
-Yeah, sure.

Alexander, come here.

No, Michael.
These guys haven't proven anything yet.

An equal share is just
downright ridiculous.

We don't wait for the due diligence?

No, report it to them.
And no veiled language.

-Just straight to the point.
-I'm not sure if--

Straight to the point, Michael.
Play it hard.

-Okay.
-Okay, bye.

I have taken a look
at your business plan.

-Your idea for the Crazy Lulu.
- Lulu, Dad.

Lulu. Crazy Lulu.

"The most exclusive
gentlemen's club in Belgium."

Yeah…

This took a lot of work.

Yes.

Did you do this all on your own?

Mm-hm.

Must've taken you a long time.

-A few weeks, yes.
-Mmm.

-You thought about it, brainstormed it.
-Yes, with Matti and Victor.

But I actually wanted to brainstorm
about it with you.

-With me?
-Yes.

At first I thought it was a joke.

But I saw that you also cc'd in
the board of investors.

I thought we could divide the investment
between four parties.

That would be about 30k per partner.

What do you think?

You want to know what I think?

I think all my business partners now know
that my only son is a complete moron.

Who wants to start a f*cking brothel
in Knokke?!

Really…

Do you even realize how idiotic this is?
Do you realize that?

Here. "An exclusive club
where naked, body-painted women

radiate pure sex in a classy setting."

Below the Casino!

Do you really think
the city council is gonna allow that?!

- Really. Idiot.
-Sorry Dad, I just wanted…

-How stupid can you be? How stupid?!
-Sor…

-Just get out.
-Sorry, I just…

-Get out!
-Dad…

You idiot. Out!

Hello, young lady.
I'm Reinhilde, the new nanny.

I'm sorry, madam,
the position has already been filled.

I'm sorry?

The position has already been filled.
Sorry.

Yes, amazing.
That one's for the website.

A kiss, maybe?

Yes, nice. You can find them online.

What were you thinking
for a monthly payment?

The last family paid me
2600 euros a month.

Oof!

That's 4500 before taxes.

I won't get my husband to agree to that.

You can also pay her off the books.

Smart girl.

That's also an option.

Lovely day to be at the beach.

Let me know if you need anything else.

Yes, smile. A bit closer together. Yeah…

I would suggest 1800 a month.

Do you have any other interests?

Interests…

Uh, I really love horseback riding.

-Dressage, jumping, racing?
-Tricky, all three of them are very…

very different. Uhm…

I ride western myself.
Yeah. Without a saddle. Yeah.

Cool.

Fine, let's just try it out.

A trial period for a week.

And we'll see after that.

- Yeah.
-I'm glad we found someone. Hmm?

The person I actually hired
just didn't show up.

Without letting you know?

-Yeah…

-So rude.
-Yeah… I couldn't get hold of her.

Are you available tonight?
Patrick and I have plans.

Hey, man.

Do you happen to have deodorant?
I smell awful because of all the liquor.

By the way, when I woke up this morning,
Jaques was here.

He acted like nothing happened.
What did you tell him?

Who are you?

Hey!

Hi, Daan.

- Who are you?
-Louise.

Yesterday, Casino Club, here?

-Okay… What?

-I definitely didn't forget you.
-Come on!

-I thought you really forgot about me.
-No. No, that's impossible.

No, I'm so hungover.

-No, I mean it! Don't!
-Hey, I'm just… f*ck!

-When are you done with work?
-In two hours.

We've reserved two sunbeds, for Vandael.

-I know, because I work here.
-Hmm.

Okay, see you later.

Romeo!

People are waiting for their drinks.

When they die from thirst,
it's your fault.

-Okay, I'm on it.
-What are you doing with those photos?

I'll put them on the wall inside.

And why would you do that?

It's art.

-Art?
-Yes.

Finished.

Hey. I finished it.

Oh.

No.

-Hey.
-Hey!

-Yes, I want another piña colada.
-I'm done for today, Margaux.

Uh, that's Matti's spot.

Okay.

Ah, that's Alex' spot.

Then I'll just sit on top of Alex, right?

Well, I'll just get
my piña colada myself, right?

-No! No.
-What?

I take pictures of all customers,
also the ugly ones.

I'm sort of working on a project.

Can you show me something?

Sure.

Wow!

-These photos are amazing.
-Thanks.

-That's a really good camera.
-Almost as good as a Leica.

Analog camera, from 1999.

My aunt gave it to me once.
This one is a bit cheaper.

Okay, photographer.
I knew you had an artistic nature.

-What do you mean?
-I don't know. Takes one to know one.

Oh?

Wow.

-Who made those?
-Me.

-No way.
-Yeah.

No way, rich girls can't do that.

-No.
-I get it.

No, I'm just kidding.

Hey!

You're not stealing my girlfriend, right?

-How's the water? Aaah!
-Wet.

-And here!
-No, your suit is wet! Aaah!

- What were you showing him?
-Our sex pictures from last night.

- As long as it's not private.
- Yeah, I know.

-Art pictures.
-Art pictures?

Daan has a Leica.

Our mom doesn't like dogs.

- What the f*ck?
-What?

-Uhm…
-What?

A Leica is a camera.

And a dog
the Russians shot up in space.

He exploded, like in a microwave.

-Ah, stop it! Oh!

- Hmm.
-Daan has an eye for beauty.

-Really?
- Yeah.

So, what's the most beautiful
about Louise?

Hmm…

What?

Her eyelashes.

-Good one, but this is more interesting.
-Of course.

No, I think…

it's her rich people teeth.

- Yeah.

- My teeth?
- Yeah, these ones.

-Chocolate-flavored gloss?
-Hm-mm.

Daan, sorry. Do you want a taste as well?

I don't think you're the one
to ask that, right, Lex?

Do you want a taste as well?

h*! Calm down, lover boy!

-And what are you laughing at? Come on.

-You didn't expect that.
- No, I didn't expect that, Daan.

Without any shame. You just go for it.

Daan, I'm a bit thirsty.
Get me a blue curaçao.

-Blue curaçao. And what do you want?
- Piña colada.

-Piña colada, coming up.
- Thank you, Daan.

- He was off from work.
- So?

I'm just thirsty.

-Are you joining me for dinner?
- No, I have to go.

- You're pretty busy.
-Yes, work.

Me too.

Really? At that new catering company?

Even better.

As a nanny for a rich family in Knokke.

-You're joking.
-I'll find out what happened to Claudia.

Mom, tell me you're joking. Mom.

-Are you doing this again?!
-Yes.

Is that why you brought that g*n
and why we're here?!

-Now I know where to look.
-It's been two years now.

The police searched for a year.
Stop. You'll go crazy.

If I give up now,
it'll really make me crazy. Hey…

We're so close. I just want to know
what happened to my sister.

And I will find out.

- You're ruining your life, Mom.
-Hey, Daan, stay here.

-And mine as well.
-Hey…

Daan. Daan?

- It can be a bit stronger.
- Yeah?

Hey, Danny Boy. Dropped any ba*ls today?

-No, not today, Victor.
-Oh, you still know my name?

-We're tubing tomorrow.
-Are you coming?

-I need to discuss it with the boss.
- Hmm!

Jaques can't protest,
you've worked a double shift today.

Hm!

-Bring me a new one.
-Coming up.

- Should we eat first?
-That's a good idea.

- Come. Come with me.

Hey. You invited him. Why?

I don't know. Why not?

Shots, shots, shots!

f*ck! That's nasty!

On a roll?

You're a wh*re,
just like your mother.

-10 grams snow, beach club
-on my way

Hey…

A hundred.

Okay…

Don't you have the exact amount?

-No.
-No.

Can you do something
for a hundred?

What did you have in mind, Alex?

Well…

That's a fine of a hundred euros
for indecent exposure.

f*ck.

-Oh my god, Victor is hooking up.
- What?

Victor has a hook-up.

-How great!
- Yes!

Oh, look at that!

Nice for him!

-I do miss that.
-What?

I don't know. Well…
The excitement of the hunt.

Hunt? You never had to hunt.

-You were always the prey.
-That's not true.

-It is!
- No!

- f*ck!
-See? You still are.

Don't you ever want to kiss someone else?

No boys, at least.

Alex doesn't mind girls.

- Uh, Louise?
-Yeah?

-We have a problem.
-What?

Come with me.

Alex.

Hey…

Hey?

-Sweetie, are you okay?

-I think we should take him home.
-But not to his house.

His dad can't see him like this.

-Can you drive?
-Yes.

Let's go to my house.

- Three, two, one!

Hey, little Daan…

Babe… Babe?

Aah!

Can everyone stop puking now?

Incorrect password

f*ck! Police.

-Have you been drinking?
- No, no.

-But I don't have a driver's license.
-What?

It'll be fine.

- You can pass.
-Yes, thank you.

-How?

- There.

Hey.

Okay?

- I love you.
- I love you too.

Sleep it off, okay?

-Huh. Cool.

- What?
- Nothing.

-Is he asleep?
-With a bucket and towel. Here's hoping.

-Huh, nice. Does this happen often?
-I think he's fighting with his dad.

But he doesn't want
to talk about it, so…

Doesn't he get along with his parents?

Who does?

Are yours that bad?

As long as I take my pills, they're fine.

Uh, I have a bipolar disorder.

Ah. And…

-I… I have a lot of mood swings.
-Ah.

I can be really down
and then suddenly be really high.

Hm.

Nobody feels the same all the time, right?

For me, it's a bit extreme.

And those pills prevent mood swings?

They make it less extreme.

But are you still you?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that.

I mean, I would think it's a shame

if I wouldn't get to know all of you
because of those pills.

Because I would really like to know you.

I'm going to check on Alex.