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01x02 - Bloodsuckers and Bureaucracy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "OMG! Vampire". Aired: May 19, 2024.*
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Vampire Poom discovers a new law prohibiting gen-X vampires from falling in love in the land of vampires, leading him to flee to humans for freedom.

01x02 - Bloodsuckers and Bureaucracy

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The hell?!

What are you surprise for?

It should be me not you!

Are you crazy?

Because of a jerk,

you had to commit suicide?

Wait

Who are you sir?

"Oh, so you will play amnesia

joke now? “

a partial or total loss of memmory

I'm Maai

your one and only best friend.

Or should I smack your head first?

Hey, wait wait wait!

Well.

I think I couldn't remember much right now.

My brain might be concussed.

Come on Pure.

I already warned you

that Rome is a player.

You never listened.

How is it now?

Being blinded by love

Lead you to commit a suicide

Me? commit a suicide?

YES !

And stop using that polite pronoun

it seems distant.

Just me, you

Ok?

My parallel body still has to die because of love?

Pararellel?

What pararellel?

I only know

Kanchanaphisek parallel road.

Your way back home.

No just..

Well I..

I have a headache.

Can I take some rest first?

Yeah yeah

Go get some rest.

So you would get better sooner.

I'm lazy of taking care of you here.

See you then.

I had been sleeping for 100 years.

You guys still don't have lovers?

It's the governor who makes the rule.

That forbid Gen X vampires like us from having a lover

or loving each other.

If I want to go to the human land,

What do I have to do?

You have to check in the Book of Life In the town's library.

However, vampires that allowed to go to the

human's world must be 500 years old or more.

But how could we go check the Book of Life?

The librarian won't let us do that.

We are underage.

How are you guys doing?

We're lucky that we got only external wounds.

The internal is fine not much damage.

We replaced their bodies.

However, they said that you and me

we were HEARTBROKEN.

Then we decide to commit suicide together

Oh, yeah in this body i'm an online seller.

Yours is good.

But for me and Zen..

Why?

well, we open Thai dessert shop.

Moreover, we're about to get married.

I think..

You two seem perfect together.

True.

By the way..

Who will be the bride and who will be the groom?

Yeah who

I'll be the groom.

I'll be the groom.

No,I'll be the groom.

No,I'll be the groom.

Me

Me

Me !

Hey! stop arguing.

Both of you will have to marry anyway.

And, the most important thing is

All of us have to bare in mind that

we aren't who we use to be anymore.

How so?

Well, we're now living in our parallel bodiesnow.

Be careful of how you act. Don't be out of character.

Understand?

Yeah.

Now.

We have to learn about the bodies that we're in

and live in them as good as we can.

One more important thing.

We must not forget to drink blood every 15 days

So that we can

walk under the daylight.

Do not forget this.

or else

We will die.

By the way..

Do we really have to use

the host's body names forever?

I'm not use to it.

Yeah.

True.

There is a way that we can go

back to use our old names.

But

I miss Mix.

I wonder, how's he doing now.

Yeah you're right.

He must be lonely.

Come on, you don't have to be worried.

He will follow us here soon.

Mix. Hey, Mix.

Mix, this is Aunty Anne.

Mix.

Auntie Anne.

How are you doing dear?

I'm still doing ok.

Here some foods and necessary items for you.

Thank you so much.

Hmph.

Why did't you guys discuss with

us first before doing something?

I can't believe it.

I strongly apologize.

Alright.

Scolding him now won't change anything.

We will find a way to help you guys.

Thank you so much.

And how many days left

untill you would be able to go replace

your parallel body?

Not long

just In a couple days

Stay well hiding

Don't get caught.

Oh and

Don't forget to warn your friends as well

Tell them to be ware of the vampire cops.

DO NOT get caught.

untill we able to find the ways to help all of you.

Understand?

Understood.

Hey! what are you doing?

Go, Mix go.

Go quickly.

I asked. What were you doing?

Why didn't you answer?

Hey!!

What? this is my house.

I can do whatever and wherever I want.

Why?

I just want to try something new like outdoor.

I don't see any problem with it.

It isn't wrong.

just suspicious

You are well aware that

we're under the population controlling.

I'm unable to have children.

If I able to,

my house would be full of children.

Therefore,

you don't have to worry.

Ok,Ok

You guys want to continue so bad ,right?

Go ahead then.

No. no more.

I'm not in the mood anymore.

Come hun.

Let's go back inside.

I don't buy it.

They will continue it inside anyway.

Am I right about this?

Why I have to be the one being left alone?

(Crying)

I’m starving.

Still lucky I have these breads from aunt Anne.

Thank you so much auntie.

(AAAAAAAHHHHH)

hard as a rock!

How cold I even eat it?

(Huh Huuuh)

Screw it, I'm not eating it.

(Huh Huuuh)

Finally home huh?

Hey, what's wrong?

You act like this is your first time here.

It is.

What?!

Well I'm.. observing you know?

Making sure nothing missing.

I was in hospital for awhile.

Let's drop it for now. Have a seat.

Oh well..

what will you do next?

About your work.

You resigned.

What?

I resigned from work?

Don't tell me that you forget?

Well, that day

you came sobboing with me.

Telling that you didn't want to meet that jerk again.

Then you resigned.

What a coward.

Yeah, a damn coward.

I told you to stay and slay.

But you didn't listen.

See?

You see now.

Hello dear.

Hello.

So lucky

that you are here today.

Ah, yes.

I found a new renter after you left.

Next week They will move in.

So, you can start moving out dear.

What?

Why are you confusing?

You were the one who canceled

the rental contract.

Mentioned that you would go traveling,

give your heart a break,

and live out of town.

I'm counting on you, dear.

you don't forget to move out, do you?

See you later.

What’s the hell Poom?

Canceled your rental contract

and quit your job.

And now

where would you live?

Where would you work?

I haven't thought about that yet.

I will think about that later.

Can I take some rest for now?

Fine.

Take some rest.

Rest is rest then.

If you need anything,

call me then.

Ok?

Thank you so much.

Hmm, yeah ok.

See you later.

Be careful while walking please?

while sitting as well.

Welcome back home

Pol and Tee.

Umm, who is this?

Oh my..

Oh my, you couldn't remember me?

This is Kaew.

The employee in our shop, dear.

You can't remember her?

Oh yes.

Maybe because I had been in the hospital

for too long that is why I couldn't remember her.

It is ok.

Oh hey Mom

I think we should take our sons to the ritual ceremony

to ward off bad luck.

You're right.

Well

Well, since we're all here together.

We have something to tell you guys.

Well

We went to see a fortuneteller.

He suggested us to change our name for dispelling

and bad things will turn into good things.

Really?

Yes, mom.

When did you go see him?

And who is that fortuneteller?

Is he trustworthy?

Yes. That’s right. Is he trustworthy?

We saw him in online.

Yes, yes.

He is very accurate.

Are you sure?

Highly accurate

Yeah?

Yes, I can guarantee.

Can you show us then? Including Kaew as well.

I..already forgot the website name.

Ahh, yes.

What a shame.

Hmm, about

the fortuneteller

What are the names that

he suggested you to change?

For me it's Ran.

Ran

And for me it's Zen.

Zen

Ran

Zen

you’re right.

Mr.Zen

and Mr.Ran

Mr.Zen and Mr.Ran

Mr.Zen and Mr.Ran

I can remember it now.

Mr.Sun and Mr.Ran

No!

Mr.Zen and Mr.Ran

Mr.Zen and Mr.Ran

That's right.

Mr.Zen and Mr.Ran

Well, well

smiling sweetly at each other like this.

Forget that we are still here?

Oh.

About your wedding

you don't have to worry about it.

We had planned everything for you.

OK?

Yes, dear.

Just both of you

behave well

and take a good care of yourselves.

So that in a wedding day you both will look good.

Understand dear?

Understand?

Yes, mom.

Alright, now Mr.Pol

Oh!

It's Zen.

Zen and Ran

Right !

Mr..

Mr.Ran

And Mr.Zen

may take a rest upstairs please.

Let's go dear.

Come, come.

Be careful ok?

This way please.

Mr.Zen and Mr.Ran

Yeah, keep saying that.

Mr.Zen and Mr.Ran

Mr.Zen , Zen

Mr.Zen

Mr.Zen !

Ahh, right that's Zen.

Mr.Ran

Ahh, right that's Ran.

Mr.Zen and Mr.Ran

(singing)

Thank you so much.

See you again next time

and I hope you all enjoy.

What's wrong with you today, Chin?

Since you had sung ,you sung it incorrectly.

Well, it's because of that woman.

I haven't heard any news from her.

Which one?

The one that got hit by a car.

Why?

You like her?

Hell yes.

At first

I thought I would flirt with her for a bit.

I only talked to her once!

Let me tell you something, dude.

If you and her are soulmates,

you will meet her again.

If it's not

Then she's dead.

Hey!

Why did you say that?

What should I do?

Is It so difficult to you ?

Just fine a new one.

Nooo!

I want this girl.

I like this girl.

I will flirt her and

I will find her.

I like this girl.

Ouch!!

It hurts!

That's what I want.

Have a sense for once.

I don't want to talk to you anymore.

Well, I like her

what can I do?

Oh.

The shop isn't open yet.

It will open in 2 days .

Oh well.

We are not here to buy anything.

We are here for Ran-

Oh

Hey Julie

what is his human name?

I forgot.

Um

Do you mean Zen and Ran?

Oh yes.

Yes.

By the way…

You also know their names?

So that's mean that you are vamp-

What vamp?

Umm it's ummm.

Flash

like flash

Their names just flashed into my mind, just like that.

Oh I see.

Flash into your mind.

I remember it well.

The two changed their names recently.

According to what the fortuneteller suggested.

They can’t remember their name that well yet.

You two are their friends?

Yes.

Yes,we are.

Are you sure about that?

You sure about that?

Or scammers?

Are you guys scammers?

Scammers

Oh no no , we are not.

Please calm down first aunty.

We are truly friends.

If you are truly their friends.

You must be able to answer this!

That Tee and Pol no!

Zen and Ran

How long have they been in this relationship?

And when will they get married?

Where does it take place?

Answer now!

Hey Poom , Jolie

You guys really know each other.

Of course we do.

This is my best friend.

What?

Best friends?

Yes

Then why I don't know them?

Umm…we have known each other for a long time.

Long time friends, yes.

Oh I see.

Have been friends for so long.

Too long that I don't even know.

But you have known each other for a very long time.

I think Aunt Kaew should get some rest first.

Before things get more complicated than this.

I would like to have some conversation with my friends.

Of course.

Why do I feel like being chased away?

It's not like that.

Oh yes, no chasing just want me to get some rest.

But I think it's chasing.

Oh no not chasing. Go get some rest.

Oh right.

Who do I keep imagining things?

Let's talk outside.

Well, I live with my family.

My mom said

my main job is an online seller.

and the minor job is

a yoga trainer.

Well then

take some Thai desserts from our shop and sell them.

You guy's lives are so perfect.

Have jobs

Have homes

What about you?

Yours is not good?

This body well

heartbroken,

no job,

and no place to live.

My life is so cruel.

What is your next plan?

I don't know about that yet.

But what I know now

I will hunt down the person who turned me into a vampire

Are you sure about that?

Yes.

By the way

If you have no place to live,

you can stay with us.

It's ok.

I don't want to disturb you the loving couple

I might become a third wheel.

Poom you!!

Hey! Calm down!

Jolie-

Jolie help!

It is so the little kindergarden.

catch him.

God, I'm so worried about my son,Mix.

Please don't be caught by the vampire cops.

You're right.

We have to find a way

to help our sons and daughters.

The reason why I gather you all here today

Is to discuss this matter.

How can we save our sons and daughters.

In my opinion,

the age rules for parallel replacements

I think it should've been canceled a long time ago.

TRUE

Because all teenage vampires

should've freedom to make their choices

to live in the human world

or to live in a vampire city.

And the age limit rule should also be abolished.

I totally agree with you.

Because when I was a teenager,

I wanted to go to the human city.

But when we reach the age of limit,

our parallel body already passed away.

That’s too bad.

So what should we do?

I think we should sign a petition

to abolish the rule

and submit it to the High Council.

Good?

I agree with Artan

but

Will the council member accept it?

We are the vampire population.

Will it be loud enough?

If you don't try, you won't know.

If you don't try, you won't know.

Even though this time it wasn't work.

But all of us

have done it for our descendants.

So

we should go separate.

Let's start a petition,

but we must do it secretly.

if this gets to General Lux,

we're done.

Hey !

Why do you always keep thinking about him?

How did you get in?

You forgot it again?

You gave me the house key,

don't you remember?

and this!!

You don't have to check this.

There's not a baht left.

You've transferred all the money to him.

So stupid to transfer all the money to men?

Hmm!?

Have you just found out, dude?

Me !

I was going to eat dog food instead of human food.

I've warned you many times.

You've never listened to me at all.

This one should be burned and thrown away.

Don't keep it.

Have you eaten yet?

(ToT) No

My mom made it for you.

Eat it!

Please thank your mom.

And have you kept your stuff yet?

And!! There's more stuff at the office.

Will you go to keep it all ?

so we can go together.

Pure

Pure

How are you?

I'm worried about you.

I can’t eat

or sleep

restless..

beath-taking..

So fake!

Please give me some personal time

to talk with my boyfriend.

b*tch !

Pure

Enough!

What?

Are you still mad at me?

I'm sorry.

I'm not angry.

But who are you?

Do I know you?

Hey, stop teasing me.

I thought you were joking.

I'm not Pure

I'm Poom

and in my memories

I don't know you.

You can get out of my house now.

Pure

Please get out

Pure No!

The door is over there.

Pure

Where are you going?

Mai come here

Pure !

Pure !!

What?

Did I come to the wrong house?

So, I didn't.

That's so embarrassing.

What happened?

What?

Who are you?

Why are you holding my hand?

What do you want?

You're not my friend, right?

Yeah

Hey, what's wrong with you?

You told that your name is Poom not Pure .

Tell me now.

Who are you?

I.

I'm just being me.

I told you that my name is Poom.

I've just changed my name

to dispel bad luck.

alright!

I will be a new person.

I won't be tricked by men.

Really?

Really

Sure?

Sure

Seriously?

Oh! Enough!

What?

I'm very proud of you.

It has to be like this,

my friend!!

New Poom

The Old Pure has already died.

Right! THe Old Pure has died.

Let's eat.

I'm coming.

Mr.Zen Mr.Ran

Don't you want to help Auntie serve?

Oh, Auntie Kaew.

Here I am

We are doing a live broadcast here to sell things.

Hmm

It's a way to increase sales for our shop.

Alright !

But I..

Well, I think

it's better for you to go rest first.

The three of us will go live.

Are you pushing me away again?

Guys, this is like pushing me away, right?

I haven't pressed live yet.

Oh, alright

Auntie

This one is for use in live broadcasts.

I think

you should find someone to help Auntie Kaew.

What about Poom!

He's unemployed, right?

Are you crazy?

Will you let Poom help us

as a waiter?

I don't think it's good a idea.

But if you let him go live for selling

and share the percentage like Jolie, it may be good.

Talking about Poom

feel sorry for him.

Last night,when I called him.

He told me that

the ex-boyfriend of the owner of the body

had come to make up with him.

I don't know how to help.

Come on!

He can make it!

He was once human.

He understands humans better than us.

Well, that's true.

But now

I want to go live and sell things.

I've never gone live before.

TRUE

I'm also excited.

Yes

This has been a dream of mine for a long time.

to go live and sell things.

TRUE

I took my mom's clothes

and turned them into teenagers' clothes

a lot!

But I didn't go live and sell them.

Because of our city's regulations,

you have to be 500 years old or older

to sell things.

500 years old! Who will selling?

But the city of humans

is really as good as Poom said.

Very Free!

Umm

But now

Ready?

- Come on!

-Go

Hi Guys

The old Lalil is back.

After not going live for a while.

Today Lalil has delicious Thai desserts

for everyone to order.

Have you guys come yet?

First of all,

I would like to inform you that

I've changed my name.

From Lalil to Jolie.

If someone called it wrong,I'll be sulking!

Don't call me wrong, everyone.

Ah, let's come to Thai desserts first.

Ah, this one

What kind of dessert is this?

Cassava Cake! (Kanom Maan)

Can I eat this?

No, you can't.

Why?

It's "Maan" (Yours)

(Joke)

Next!

Mik

Hurry and follow us.

Pure

Stop right there.

You're not making any sense!

I'm not Pure

How can it be?

I know you're still mad at me.

so you pretend that you're not Pure.

Stop being mad at me.

Pleaseeeee

Don't you get it?

Come here

Come give me a hug.

I guarantee that

your anger will disappear immediately.

You're not making any sense!

What kind of creature are you?

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

Kiw loves Poom

Poom loves P’Kiw too

Hmmm, delicious as always.

I haven't eaten it in a long time.

(Ouch)

You

I'm sorry

I'll wipe it for you.

I'll wipe it for you.

Hey you

You !!

Hey you that

Do we know each other?

Well, that day

you went to my bar.

The day you got hit by a car,

I went to your bar.

Why can't I remember anything?

I must have remembered the wrong person.

I'm sorry.

You don't have to apologize to me at all.

It must be me to apologize to you.

I've soiled all your clothes.

Please Take it off.

I'll go wash it for you.

Hey you!

If I take it off,

it will be obscene.

Where do I put the shirt to go back?

It's true.

I'm really sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Enough!

Well

I'll give it to you.

You don't have to!

Please take it.

Yours are all spilled.

Is it really okay?

I bought this

as 1 get 1 promotion.

I can't drink the all alone.

Here take it

Oh, here's the straw.

You seem like drinking milk tea so much.

I really like it.

I haven't drunk in many years.

didn't drink

in many years?

Hmmm

Oh, there's nothing.

I have to hurry and run some errands.

I

I will get going.

I'm really sorry.

and thank you very much.

I will get going.

Everything sold out very quickly today.

I'll go to the market

and buy more things.

Today I've to make more dessert.

Are you just going to buy things?

I'll stop by to visit the security guard for a while.

He seems crushing on me.

Yeah!

Why would you be unnatural?

Do we usually hug each other?

That's natural.

We're a couple about to get married.

What you think of me?

What are you saying?

Who thinks of you?

Let me love you

Just thinking about it makes me vomit.

You might be attracted to me.

No way!

What?

I will get going.

Babeee!!

Wait me please!

I'll leave you to it.

I have to go run some errands

I haven't given you any reward yet.

What's the reward?

Reward for walking with me

Yes

Who are you looking for?

Who are YOU looking for?

P’Kiw

Come find Kiw, right?

Pretend like you don't remember?

Have you forgotten

what you did to me?

You are misunderstanding.

Really?

Poom, I love you.

What's the matter, Kin?

Kin?

Yes

So

you came to find Kiw, right?

Kiw has died since last year.

I am Kiw's twin brother.

When he passed away,

I couldn't return to see him in time.

We haven't said goodbye.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Thank you

If my brother does something bad to you.

I ask for forgiveness for my brother as well.

Are you Poom, right?

Yes

Kiw, he had said that.

If you meet someone named Poom.

Please send this box.

K’Poom

Well

May I have your number please?

You called me here.

I..

have something to ask you.

WeTwo of us

have known each other for a long time.

So I thought maybe

Two of us

Wait!!

He definitely want to ask me to be his boyfriend.

I’m ready.

So..

Two of us

Two of us

Would you be my boyfriend?

I have something to give you.

This necklace

was given to me by my dad.

Dad told me

to wear it for the person I love.

Thank you

That's so bad.

I've nothing to give you.

That's fine

Just you are my boyfriend

is the best gift to me.

Really cute

I've heard the news for a long time that

the owner of this bar is very handsome.

When you met the real one, what was it like?

Ummm

More handsome than I thought.

Would you mind

if I asked to sit with you?

What?

Can you go sit somewhere else first?

I came first.

That's you. Must go sit somewhere else.

Babe!

Why do you do this?

I won't accept that

to let other people sit with us like this.

I didn't

I'm going to be really angry.

We'll talk later.

I'd like to take care of this naughty child first.

Bro!

Bro! What are you doing to me?

Bro!

What Bro??

It has to be BABY!

Come on, give me a kiss.

No! I don't want it.

I don't want it.

Don't!

What wrong with you?

What are you doing to me?

What!?

What the heck is wrong with you?

Suddenly you interrupted me

and told me you were my boyfriend.

Bro!

I met her

She's still alive.

Who?

The girl that you like.

Yeahh

I met her on social media.

She is an online seller.

I ordered a lot of Thai desserts.

I'll bring them for you to eat.

Hey Chin

I'm too lazy to talk to you.

foolish!

I'll let you take a look at the bar as well.

I'll go outside.

All right.

Welcome!

What would you like to have?

Bring me the beer.

4 glasses

Sure

Here they are!

Hey, it's been 15 days already.

We haven't had any blood yet.

Blood

Blood

Please give me some blood.

Blood

Please give me some blood.

Blood

Blood

Please give me some blood.

What's the matter, Chin?

That customer.

Please give me some blood.

He's drunk.

After getting drunk,

he walked around begging for blood to drink.

I wonder if he was drunk and thought he was a vampire.

Please give me some blood.

Please give me some blood.

I have to drink blood

What blood?

If you were drunk, go back to sleep.

Do you think you're a blood-sucking zombie?

YES

Give me some blood.

Please

Give me some blood.

Just go away!

I'll handle it.

Hey!

You

Blood

I have to drink blood

You HEY YOU!

Pull yourself together!

Give me some blood.

Give me some blood.

Okay

Take you out to drink.

Let's drink blood

drink blood

Blood

You

Are you really going to let me drink blood?

Sure!