01x10 - The Icing On The Cake

[bunniefuu]

The characters, plot, situations

and stories are purely fictional.

Any resemblance to fact

is purely coincidental.

[man] Did you know that the raw material

that Mama Cake uses in her special cakes

was grown in the nursing home?

Of course not.

Did you engage in Mama Cake's business,

ordering and consuming

those special cakes?

Definitely not.

Did you participate

in the settling of scores

that Mama Cake organized

against the Hans cartel,

her main competition?

No, no and no.

Ma'am, I am telling you for the last time,

Mama Cake is a criminal.

And only with your testimony

can we prosecute her.

Why didn't you go to sleep, María?

I wanted a cup of tea. Do you want some?

Thank you.

Xiadani,

they say that the secret

to a good friendship

is blunt honesty without sugarcoating.

Yes, even if it hurts.

Do you agree?

Sure. [chuckles]

Well then,

if you agree with that, explain to me

why didn't you tell me

that my grandson's been kidnapped.

María. I'm sorry.

How could I tell you

your grandson was taken by the bad guys?

I wanted to protect you.

-Besides Ekaterina

-I need the keys to the food truck.

I'm going to rescue him.

Give them to me, please.

No, what are you thinking?

You're a determined woman,

but they're professionals.

Keys, please.

I won't give them to you.

-I can't let anything happen to you.

-[Freddy] Shall we go?

What's he doing here?

He's going to help me find my grandson.

No.

No, he's one of them! I won't allow it!

And how are you going to stop me?

If you can't even stand.

[chuckles] Okay.

Forgive me.

This is all my fault

and I don't want anyone else to be hurt.

Xiadani.

-María.

-I'm really sorry.

Have sweet dreams.

[theme music playing]

[María] I know this plan is crazy

but, well, I can't think of anything else.

[Aurelia] We're with you

in any way possible.

Thank you, really.

I can't thank you enough.

And please remember

that the most important thing

is that no one gets hurt.

Well, at least not us. The others

No, neither us nor anyone else.

We're not hired K*llers.

Our only objectives are

Poncho, Natalia and Ekaterina.

Understood?

Why don't we wear masks

so that no one recognizes us?

Mr. Fede, getting masks

is a little difficult right now.

Well, how about code names?

Yes!

I'd like to be "Tokyo."

I don't think false names are a bad idea.

Aurelia, you will be Cholula.

Yes!

Fede, you definitely look like Chiconcuac.

-I look like what?

-Yes.

María, you're going to be Parangaricu

[cell phone ringing]

[Lobo] We're ready for the exchange,

Mama Cake.

See you in 60 minutes in basement three

of the Monchi Plaza parking lot.

Don't even think of coming without Freddy

or you can forget about all your people.

I will be there. Don't worry.

You have my word.

Guys, let's go and show them

what we're made of.

Are we ready?

Take your supplements.

We don't want low glucose levels

during the mission. Hmm?

We have to be alert and sharp.

-María.

-Freddy.

-Yes.

-You know what you have to do.

Don't go too far away.

-I'll be on the next floor up.

-Perfect.

Chiconcuac, are we all in position? Over.

Chiconcuac here.

We're ready, Parangararo Paranga

Parangaricutirimícuaro!

Yes, sorry.

Go ahead. I mean, over.

Wences, why did you give me

such a difficult code name?

Because Parangaricutirimícuaro

is the place where I was born.

And after you, it's

the most beautiful thing in the world.

And while we're on the subject,

I know it's not the right time,

but who knows if that time will come?

-So I want to ask you something.

-Yes.

-María

-Mmm?

will you marry me?

Yes or no?

Oh.

[tires screeching]

Where is Freddy, ma'am?

First tell me where my grandson is.

Bring the grandson.

Bring him.

Come on, out.

Poncho!

Grandma!

-Easy.

-Okay!

-Okay! Easy!

-Stop.

The boy is fine.

Now tell me where f*cking Freddy is.

Yes, one moment, please.

Chichén Itzá, please come out. Over.

Chichén Itzá, can you hear me?

Come out now, please. Over.

Chichén Itzá! Can't you hear me?

Please come out now! Over!

No, calm down!

Just a moment, gentlemen. Just a moment.

I think the radio

must have a bad signal here.

Please allow me.

[hushed voice] f*cking Freddy,

come out of wherever you are right now.

Now would be a good time.

The situation is critical!

God.

-No!

-Go on.

[María] Freddy,

please don't do this to us.

She's drugged for sure.

-Pour water on her.

-No, she's waking up.

[groans]

[Gloria] Open your eyes.

We want answers.

Where is the food truck? Who took it?

[Gloria] Don't fall asleep!

[Jorge] Where is María?

What a way to sleep.

I warned you, Mama Cake,

I'm not in the mood for your little games.

[Lobo] Alert!

-[sirens wailing]

-Police! Take cover!

Shh!

[man] You are surrounded.

Drop your weapons

and surrender peacefully.

You have no chance. You're surrounded.

Surrender while you can.

At the slightest movement, we open fire.

I repeat, you have no chance.

Surrender now.

Well, it seems you have no choice!

Give me my family!

[man] You have 10 seconds

to drop all your weapons!

Ten, nine, eight,

seven, six,

-five, four, three, two

-Okay. We're surrendering.

one, zero!

But I want guarantees

that we won't be shot.

Don't sh**t us!

You have 10 seconds

to drop all your weapons!

Ten!

[pop music playing on speakers]

-[man] You have 10 seconds to drop

-Fede!

-[Lobo laughs]

-What is that, then?

-Plan C!

-[making g*nf*re-like sounds]

[man 1] No! Look out!

Come on!

[man 2] Let's go!

They're taking my grandson, Wences!

They're taking my grandson!

Ready!

[Jorge] I think that's too much,

don't you?

[exclaiming]

It worked. Xiadani!

-Where is the food truck?

-See? I told you it was too much.

-Who took it?

-[gasping]

-Xiadani.

-Here!

Where is María?

Let's see.

She went to rescue her grandson

in the food truck.

[Gloria] No way. No.

Ekaterina was taking charge.

Didn't you tell her?

I didn't have time.

She drugged me with tea.

[Gloria] Where did she go?

Xiadani, where did she go?

To the lair of this Hans,

but she didn't say where it was.

We have to find that address, Jorge.

-Let's go now.

-Yes, the faster the better.

Let's go!

-You drive.

-Yes, of course.

-Let's go. Come with us.

-Come on.

[Xiadani groans]

So once again

you were fooled by Mama Cake.

She had a whole battalion.

But don't worry

because we still have her grandson.

She'll come to get him.

And we'll sh**t her in the

No!

We won't touch a hair on her head, Lobo.

We need people

like Mama Cake in this organization.

Leaders like her are what we need.

So no, we won't eliminate her.

-We'll partner with her.

-Hmm?

[Hans] Prepare another meeting

and send Pecas for her.

You and the grandson will stay with me.

She'll have to come

if she wants to see him alive.

-[both gasp]

-What are you doing with that?

What, do you work for Hans too?

[laughs] No, María.

This baby is mine.

From when I was a grenadier.

There's a lot of sneaky people

in the nursing home.

That's why I want you to have it.

So if any of those scoundrels betray you,

-you go, bang, bang, bang!

-No!

No, no one is going to use a g*n here.

And no one is going to betray anyone.

-[Fede] But

-[María] No, no.

I promise you

that I won't let anything happen to you.

Let's go.

[Pecas] Visual contact with Mama Cake.

Mama Cake, no tricks.

We're only interested in you.

Wences, I want to tell you that,

whatever happens,

my answer is yes.

[Wences] She said yes!

[man] Look out! She has a g*n!

It's a trap!

Take cover! It's a trap!

-[man 1] Run!

-[man 2] Come on!

What are you doing? Have you gone crazy?

-Aurelia, what are you doing?

-What?

Let go of me!

I want to finish them all!

What's going on?

[Wences] Aurelia went rogue!

Hold on!

Let's go.

I WANT THE PALMIER

MAMA CAKE

She screwed us again, sir.

Our people are under attack.

Are you going to let her make fun of us?

Damn it!

Listen to me well.

I want her alive.

What?

Copy that.

Did you hear that? No sh**ting.

[Gloria] Do you think

those guys will know?

-[Jorge] They'll know for sure.

-[Gloria] Yes?

Hello, young man!

-What's up?

-Hi.

We're looking for some

narcotics.

A little too much.

Are you drunk? What's wrong with you?

Rabbit hutch for rabbits.

Monkey poop.

Bring the tacos with cheese.

-Jorge!

-Acapulco

Are you really going to sleep?

[man] Apparently, what he wants

are Japanese canaryseed leaves.

No, f*ck no.

We want marijuana.

Look, let's see

if we understand each other.

And I can give you double

if you tell me who supplies you.

That's it, Ekaterina. Like that.

The gasoline.

Calm down.

-[Aurelia] Thank you.

-You're welcome.

So, what?

Nothing at all?

Look, you're trying my patience.

And that's bad.

You know why?

Because patience is a virtue.

And when the virtues end, the vices begin.

Hmm?

So tell me,

who dared to k*ll Morro.

I have a little hand,

I don't have a little hand

because it's a little chipped.

-This one, as*h*le.

-No! Not the other hand!

-How am I going to eat?

-So what should I cut?

-Your f*cking neck or what, as*h*le?

-No!

[laughing]

What? Don't you recognize me?

Morro in action!

-Morro?

-[laughing]

But Morro is dead.

Bullshit.

I think you've always been

an as*h*le. Hmm?

The one they k*lled

was my brother, Cárdenas.

-Cárdenas?

-Don't you see?

Look, I'll explain it to you, dude.

I told my brother, Cárdenas,

to investigate the lady himself,

to pretend to be me.

Basic twin game. Hmm?

[Morro] Messy hair and so on.

[Morro narrating] On the condition

that if I was right,

he was going to help get the lady

to work with me.

[Morro] Smile.

That's it!

Don't let me down.

Tight-a*s.

[Morro narrating] And so,

with a new business,

we were going to take Hans' power.

That's what my brother and I wanted.

We agreed to meet

at the lady's house, but guess what?

Cárdenas didn't show up.

It seems to me that he was ex*cuted

by one of those assholes who was after me.

That's what must have happened.

But who was it?

Who knows.

Because all these months,

well, I've ex*cuted several of them.

That's right.

With the law's permission. [laughs]

Yes.

And since I'm not really into drama,

I took advantage of the uniform

and passed myself off as my brother.

And it all worked out great

because now I have more power than ever.

[chuckles]

And that's not all, my Freddy.

I also got the little love plants

from the famous Mama Cake.

So you and me together again.

And that way,

we're going to screw María and Hans

and whoever k*lled my brother.

[laughing]

What do you think, buddy?

Okay, ma'am,

my boss instructed me

to treat you with great respect.

But I'd really love to teach you a lesson.

So I'm going to ask you to please behave.

Agreed?

Let's go.

[María] Poncho! Ponchito!

Did they do anything to you, dear?

-Did they do anything? Are you okay?

-Yes.

Ekaterina, what's wrong with them?

Are you okay, Natalia?

Please forgive me, Poncho.

No This wasn't part of my plan.

-I wanted to

-Grandma,

don't apologize for being

a unique and courageous woman.

[María] No, more like carried away.

How did I get into this business?

Well, yes, but you did it for love.

To provide for our household,

to give me a home.

And seriously,

no one has ever done that for me.

It's not your fault that these people

only care about money,

and power and k*lling.

No, no one is going to k*ll anyone here.

I'll make sure of that.

You're my grandson.

And I would give up my life for you.

-So no one is going to k*ll here.

-Grandma, I know.

But you have to realize

what you're capable of.

Look where you are.

Well, it's not that cool here,

but what I mean is,

well, you're a good person.

You're a fighter.

No one can deny that.

[laughing]

[coughing]

[groans softly]

What happened? Where are we?

[Gloria] According to the bum

I gave all my money and jewelry

to spill the beans,

we're close to this Hans guy's hideout.

What? Why?

Look, I might be a bit of a b*tch

A bit?

but I'm not a negligent mother.

I'm going to save my daughter.

Look, Gloria,

I don't mean it in a bad way,

but if Ekaterina couldn't,

I don't know how you can.

[gasps] No! Now the hitmen have caught us!

They're not hitmen.

[soldier] Get out of the car.

Get out of the car.

Mrs. Fernández.

Colonel Mendoza

of the Military Parachuting Base.

When your daughter, Natalia Rivera,

a very good cadet by the way,

was in training,

she was discharged

for consumption of narcotics.

We've been following her.

There's an explanation for that.

A friend gave her some biscuits

The investigation paid off.

Natalia led us to a very important network

of very dangerous drug traffickers.

We already had them in our sights,

but thanks to her

we've found the leader's hideout.

They're now surrounded by sn*pers

and tanks ready to strike.

If any of the hitmen makes a false move,

there will be an apocalyptic m*ssacre.

[Jorge snoring]

[whispering] Let's go. Here they come.

-Sit down.

-[Poncho] Sit down, Grandma.

Ma'am, Hans is ready to meet you.

Move.

I'm going with her.

-[Natalia] Poncho.

-Pecas.

-Let's go, man.

-[groans]

-Poncho!

-Why did he do that?

-Take it easy. He's my guarantee.

-[Poncho] I'm fine, Grandma.

So you behave yourself.

Come on.

[María] But my grandson Why

This is not necessary.

I swear I won't do anything.

Let my grandson go.

Look, calm down and behave yourself.

If you comply with what we've discussed,

your grandson will see daylight again,

but if you screw up

[grunts]

Alfonso!

Mom?

WE ARE GRATEFUL FOR

THE STELLAR PERFORMANCE FROM

[theme music playing]

Can I help you with anything else?

I respect that you

and your friends won't talk,

but sooner or later,

Mama Cake is going down.

She won't escape us yet again.

Yet again?

CONFIDENTIAL

What's this?

Many years ago, a dangerous criminal

nicknamed "The Northern Blonde"

evaded Mexican justice.

Some of us have never given up

and are still looking for her.

What does that have to do

with me or with Mama Cake?

This is the only photo we have of her.

Remind you of anyone?

"THE NORTHERN BLONDE"