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01x03 - Episode 3

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Comedy Revenge". Aired: October 15, 2024.*
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Lee Kyung-kyu, a veteran comedian who triumphed in "Comedy Royale," leads Korea's finest comedians in an all-new battle of wits and humor.

01x03 - Episode 3

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All right. Comedy Revenge.

I will now announce the winners.

TEAM TOP MONKEYS

TEAM RASPBERRIES

The ones you think you can easily beat

are Lee Jae-youl, Lee Seon-min,

and Kwak Beom.

I think you guys

probably shouldn't be here.

We need to watch out for Na-rae's team.

Park Na-rae's team.

They're a super squad.

The winners are!

WINNERS OF ROUND ONE

Team Top Monkeys!

Team Top Monkeys!

1ST: TOP MONKEYS, 17 POINTS

2ND: RASPBERRIES, 14 POINTS

Of course.

They really got their revenge.

-He's crying.

-Is he crying?

Seriously?

A lot of thoughts

were going through my head.

It wasn't just me that suffered a lot.

The other two did too.

I think it was our reward

for all the work we put in.

There's no such thing as rank

in Comedy Revenge.

The monkeys' comeback starts now.

I was smiling on the outside,

but in reality

I was expecting to win round one.

Those monkeys totally caught us off guard.

We were just playing with them.

We'll get them in round two for sure.

It's not over until it's over.

We still have two chances.

We'll prepare better.

We're aiming for first place

in the next round.

We got this!

Comedy Revenge is not over yet.

It's only the end of round one.

The name of round two

is Improv Battle: 6 Doors.

What does that mean?

What the heck is improv?

In improv, there is no script.

It's a genre of comedy

where you perform on the fly.

There will be a total of

six scenarios to choose from.

You must create characters

appropriate to the scene,

and show your skills by ad-libbing along

to whatever unfolds.

In other words, accept whatever happens

and play along.

I really think this is

the ultimate test of a comedian's ability.

Situational comedy is really difficult.

I felt overwhelmed.

This is a big ask.

So hard.

We're going to k*ll it in round two.

The round our team has been waiting for

is finally here.

This is where it all begins.

COMEDY REVENGE

CHAPTER 3

6 DOORS

It's been a long time.

-Hello.

-Hello.

Hello.

Bro.

ROUND 2

MC LEE CHANG-h*

As the winners of round one,

I want to offer

my heartiest congratulations.

Thank you.

It's all thanks to you.

He's so cute.

Team Top Monkeys, please follow me.

I guess we're getting

a special privilege for winning.

6 DOORS

You won round one.

The six doors in front of you

open to the six scenarios

we've prepared for you.

You can open each door

and decide which scenario

you want to choose.

-This is a huge benefit to us.

-We have to choose wisely.

Please open the first door.

Let's open this one first.

It's just like a real bar.

It's a singles bar.

SINGLES BAR

-This doesn't suit you at all.

-Interesting.

Ever been to one?

-Maybe 18 years ago.

-Let's just go.

And I struck out.

80TH BIRTHDAY PARTY

Oh, an 80th birthday.

This looks fun.

-What do we do now?

-I think…

AFTER CHECKING ALL 6 ROOMS

You are going to choose…

-The 80th birthday party!

-That's right.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

What?

-That's not what I was expecting.

-An 80th birthday party?

The other rooms were a bit quiet.

Repartee is key to laughter.

It seemed like the optimum choice

to be upbeat.

So that's why we chose

the 80th birthday party.

I think they'll struggle.

They did something on the fly

in Comedy Royale

and completely bombed.

If things keep going wrong,

it's easy to get flustered

and make mistakes.

I'm worried they'll have trouble

finding their footing.

Let's do this.

I'm scared.

80TH BIRTHDAY PARTY

My goodness.

We opened the door and went in

and were very surprised

to see an audience.

There's an audience of 20 watching them.

Each can give them a score

of up to five points for a total of 100.

And when they open the door and go in,

they get two minutes to prepare.

That is to put on a costume

and come up with a character.

Let's look at the wigs.

Going straight for the wigs

like true comedians.

They can't help it.

What's that?

A hanbok.

There aren't any men's ones.

So what do we do?

We set it all up like this.

-Grandma.

-You play a grandma.

Not a middle-aged man?

You play the daughter.

Damn. What do we do?

The first thing that came to mind

was to play three sons.

But after seeing the costumes,

the other two

suggested dressing up as women.

I was trying to come across

as a bitter grandma.

There's a famous TV child psychiatrist.

-Like a dark version of Oh Eun-young.

-Right.

I was going for

an ill-tempered version of her.

I can see that.

I was expecting

a lot of absurd situations.

So I decided to play a Gen Z granddaughter

who is unhappy with her family.

Let me just put your hair up.

Quickly!

When the bell rings, the skit starts.

Do come in.

-Good trip?

-You're here early.

They're here.

-The guests are arriving.

-Have a seat.

-Hello.

-Long time no see.

Hello.

Sit down, sit down.

Our…

Hello, Brother.

Great to see you.

It's actor Choi Hong-il.

He played a character who was a pushover

in the drama Big Bet.

Don't you recognize your uncle?

He runs a business in the Philippines.

MISSION:

PRESIDENT PUSHOVER IS OUR UNCLE?

-There's no script whatsoever.

-That's right.

They're supposed to say

whatever comes to mind.

To try and fit the situation.

THE ACTORS HAVE A SCRIP

BUT THE COMEDIANS

ARE AD-LIBBING EVERYTHING

Kwak Beom is the mother.

Uncle's her first son.

How can you be so rude

as to not say hello to your own mother?

Don't you recognize me?

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Meet me?

Brother.

-Brother?

-What about him?

Uncle!

Shall we play a hand?

I'm all in.

Jeez.

I don't gamble.

Why would I gamble?

I'll see you and raise you 1,000.

Uncle!

Don't start gambling.

That b*stard Cha Moo-sik.

Whenever I think

about losing 20 billion won to him…

I'm f*cked. f*ck!

We hired many serious actors

to make things as real as possible.

Can you lend me 100 million won?

Please. I'll pay you right back.

Well…

Here. Let me buy you dinner.

On, come on! Please!

On, come on! Please!

Please. Just lend me 100 million won.

Mom, lend me 100 million won.

Do I look like I have that kind of money?

Oh, forget it.

They've suddenly started arguing.

Isn't the motivation to fight a bit weak?

How can you behave like this

at your father's 80th birthday?

You know how my brother is--

Hello.

Oh, Dad.

There you are, Dad.

-He's finally here.

-It's a real grandpa.

KIM CHUN-BAE / BIRTHDAY BOY

Now we're getting started.

It's very realistic.

Dad.

KWAK BEOM / CHUN-BAE'S WIFE

Honey, did you get here okay?

Babe.

I'll be sitting over there.

It's starting.

Welcome to Kim Chun-bae's

80th birthday party.

Let's get started.

I believe his family and relatives

have prepared some gifts.

That's right.

Grandpa.

-My cute grandbabies.

-Great job.

Grandpa looks like Michael Jackson.

I believe the table at the front there

has also prepared some gifts.

MISSION:

GRANDPA'S 80TH BIRTHDAY GIFTS

Ma'am.

Ma'am, wait a moment.

Wait a moment.

They're up here at the front.

BIRTHDAY GIFTS

THAT THEY DIDN'T PREPARE

-Oh my.

-Oh, right!

I was planning to give myself as the gift.

-That's not really a gift.

-Right?

Grandma, why are you flirting so much?

I went everywhere looking for this.

-We prepared really odd gifts for them.

-Yes.

To see how they cope with a crisis.

This gift is for my husband.

What is it?

-It looks like a book. How fun!

-A book?

HEY, WHAT WILL YOU TAKE WITH YOU

TO THE AFTERLIFE?

Look at his pupils…

"Hey,

what will you take with you

to the afterlife?"

Look at his expression.

See, Kwak Beom can't deal

with the situation.

What's the title of the other book?

Actually, I can't read.

You read very well just now.

Grandma, you can't say that

after already having read.

You should have said it before.

FAIL

Hold it together.

Kwak Beom is struggling.

Grandpa.

I searched long and hard

and bought this on Temu.

It's a shroud and mourning clothes.

Quick. Someone look into

Temu's return policy.

Grandpa, I know how much

you love playing soccer.

From now on, don't play in goal.

Put this on and be the team captain.

Grandpa, you're the captain.

How sweet and admirable.

As for this…

SHROUD

…these are so you can sleep well.

These pajamas are made of ramie.

No, thank you.

You want five more pairs?

CHIEF MOURNER'S HA

This is for holding popcorn.

You can use it to put stuff in like this.

That's what they do in France.

-These days, they give you paper bags.

-Yes.

-Happy birthday, Grandpa.

-Well done.

Jae-youl thinks quickly on his feet.

For my father,

who has been through a lot in his life,

I have prepared

a gift.

INCENSE

It's incense.

If I say the wrong thing,

I'm going to b*mb.

Really?

Please don't misunderstand.

This is not incense,

it's Pepero.

I see.

Dad, let's play the Pepero game.

Who plays the Pepero game

with their own daughter?

Dad, you just stay still.

I will eat all of it

to show my love for you.

He's really going to eat that?

Grandpa.

Do you have your dentures in?

Just help me out here.

Eat it, eat it!

Master Kyung-kyu, how was that?

-Fine.

-It was okay?

He went with it.

I think they're getting more comfortable.

As the highlight of our event,

we're going to have

a performance of filial piety.

I heard the two gentlemen over there

have been practicing

and preparing something.

Please come up to the front

and show us what you've prepared.

Don't be too bashful.

Men shouldn't be this shy.

What are they doing? What's with them?

Goodness me!

They have to show us

how they can cope with this.

Let's see what they come up with.

I guess we're meant to do something too.

Man, seriously.

Seon-min is k*lling it with his energy.

Amazing vigor.

Grandpa, do you like malatang?

What about tanghulu?

You're doing great.

Then in Chun-bae's heart

Tang tang hulu hulu

Tang tang tang hululululu

Tang tang hulu hulu

The balanced offerings of my heart

He really loves it!

SUCCESS

Tang tang hulu hulu

The balanced offerings of my heart

Hey!

Hold up!

-You punk!

-Wait!

Hold up!

-Calm down!

-No, wait.

If you want this, you should sing.

It's chaos.

The actors are going with it.

Up next, a staple of every 80th birthday,

the family portrait.

Please come forward

and sit on either side of him.

Frankly speaking, our family ended up

like this because of Grandpa.

I've kept my mouth shut for years.

You all know what happened, right?

I think this is a signal from Jae-youl.

My mom just wanted to earn a few bucks.

So she went to Gokseong to work.

-My daughter.

-While working in Gokseong,

she was possessed by a Japanese spirit.

My poor daughter.

When she was there… Look at my poor mom.

Shall we get on

with taking the family portrait?

Do you know what happened to my mom?

My goodness.

-She turned into a demon, an akuma.

-Hold on.

One of the family seems to have changed.

Mom…

Mom.

That's creepy.

They've gone too far

and broken the reality.

Isn't it too creepy to think of him

as the mother?

My mom has turned into an akuma.

I think I saw something like this

in The Wailing.

I knew it was a bust

and I got cold sweats.

Man, we screwed up.

Let's get on with the photo now.

-Okay. Mom, let's take a photo.

-Let's take it.

You too. Go on.

Okay, Uncle.

Hey, put some clothes on.

Put some clothes on.

-Put some clothes on.

-Go away.

Put some clothes on.

-I'm an akuma.

-An akuma?

Enough with the akuma.

END OF IMPROV

It was up and down.

It would have been better

if they stuck with what was working.

They went over the top in the middle,

and it didn't really fit with the story.

OVERWROUGHT STORY

Time to rate it.

-They can give a score from one to five.

-To five.

TEAM TOP MONKEYS

76 POINTS

We're back.

-We're back.

-It's Team Top Monkeys.

Great job.

-You're in first place so far.

-Thank you very much!

Aren't we the only ones so far?

You're still in first place.

-This is nice.

-I haven't done this in ages.

It's been so long

I'm feeling really nervous.

Collectively, they have

more than 60 years of experience.

They've gone through a lot

of unexpected situations in their lives.

They're probably the favorites

to take this round.

Since we have a lot of experience

in sketch comedy,

this should be a piece of cake.

Time to dig in.

Hey!

-Wow!

-Let's go in.

Hey, you know what this is?

It's a rich family.

It's a chaebol house.

-A chaebol house?

-They've got a chaebol house?

It suits them.

Won't that be difficult?

Hey, someone's here.

He's here.

What's up with him?

It's been a while. Welcome home.

-Say what?

-What?

I'm the chairman's chief secretary,

Lee Chang-jae.

-Chang-jae?

-The chairman will be here soon.

-Chairman?

-You'd better get ready.

But your name is Chang-h*.

PREPARATION TIME

Then…

How are we related?

-The chairman's…

-Daughter-in-law.

-Daughter-in-law?

-Let's have a daughter-in-law.

I'll be the son.

No, you be the mother-in-law.

I can be the son.

No, mother-in-law.

-Mother-in-law.

-Why would I do that when you're a woman?

Just do it.

Then shall I be your husband?

No, don't.

Why not?

-It's not for real!

-Listen.

You can be my son, you punk.

-Your son?

-My son. My precious child.

A chaebol family scenario

could be a bit clichéd.

So we went for it with the characters.

A mother and daughter-in-law

solving their problems with their fists.

Doesn't that sound hilarious?

You're doing my makeup?

This team is good

with makeup and costumes.

-Be an 8th grader.

-8th grader? Who's going to believe that?

I'll do your makeup.

-There's a look for 8th graders?

-Yes.

Exactly like an 8th grader.

8TH GRADER

-Isn't she the daughter-in-law?

-Why have you got a beard?

-I only do well when I have a beard.

-I told you to be the son.

START IMPROV

-What's this?

-He's here.

Chang-jae.

The chairman is here.

-Chairman?

-All rise.

KIM BYUNG-KI / CHAIRMAN

Whoa!

It's the actor Kim Byung-ki.

He specializes

in playing the role of chairman.

This is awesome.

CHAIRMAN'S GRANDSON

CHAIRMAN'S DAUGHTER-IN-LAW

CHAIRMAN'S WIFE

My goodness.

It's so hard to get the family together

for dinner.

MISSION:

MEET THE CHAIRMAN

Who are you?

-Honey.

-Huh?

-Honey.

-Father, it's your wife.

Of course.

I should have my eyes checked.

Who doesn't recognize their own wife?

Father.

Who are you?

It's me, your eldest daughter-in-law.

Right, and what about you?

An 8th grader.

Oh, that's right. My grandson.

-This is my mom.

-It's been a while.

My youngest.

-What did you just say?

-My…

So…

-Who is he?

-How have you been? Good?

Yes, Father. You know me.

I'm your youngest son

and the apple of my father's eye.

-Right.

-Oh, my boy.

Mother, is he your son?

Of course.

I breastfed him myself.

When did you have him?

We had him quite late,

when I was almost 50.

Why would you ask that?

Just curious about my youngest uncle.

Never mind me, how is everyone?

MISSION:

CATCHING UP

Mom, how is the art gallery going?

Time to start improvising.

Can't break the fourth wall.

You run an art gallery.

It's going great.

I've been selling four at a time.

As a one-plus-one bundle.

And now my nephew.

Yes, Uncle.

You seem to have aged a lot

since I last saw you.

Are you sure I'm the uncle?

That's the dialogue you've prepared?

I'm sorry, Uncle.

I've been taking acting classes

with my friends.

That's one of my lines.

-There you go.

-He dug himself out of that hole.

I guess his concept is puberty.

He's making me nervous.

He's in the 8th grade,

so he's going through puberty.

Puberty!

My poor boy. You little brat!

My little sweetheart.

-Stop messing around.

-Okay, Mom.

And I heard your hotel business

is going very well.

The hotel is going well.

But we have a problem

with the hourly bookings.

Because they're all for you.

What are you talking about?

Why would I rent a room for a few hours?

You shouldn't rent your own rooms.

-I won't be spoken to like that.

-You little…

I won't take it anymore.

I won't take it anymore.

-I won't take it.

-Didn't I tell you not to do that?

It's not ladylike,

and I've told you a thousand times

not to do it.

-I told you, I'm practicing squats.

-I told you.

-It's a squat.

-Honey!

Will you all be quiet!

What's with all the ruckus?

-I think we got off on the wrong foot.

-Yes.

We all come from humble backgrounds.

Right.

-So it's hard for us to play rich people.

-Right.

Let's see.

Wait up.

The reason I asked you all here today.

I'm not getting any younger,

and I'm thinking of retiring.

Regarding appointing a successor

to run Joosung Electronics,

I've been giving it a lot of thought.

What do you think?

Now the ad-lib battle.

What will they do?

The moment has arrived.

Let's stick to the plan.

All the pieces of the puzzle

fell into place.

As I grabbed the glass,

Na-rae was observing

my actions as a whole.

Who was it that built up this company?

It was all thanks to me.

I was the one who got it up.

You dirty little wench!

You dirty little wench!

How dare you!

Do you realize where you are right now?

It's not going well.

See, they're overcompensating.

Like you guys with your Japanese demon.

Why are you doing that to Mom?

You disgusting little brat!

Grandma!

Grandma!

-How dare you block it?

-Grandma!

Why aren't you throwing it at Grandpa?

Will you give it a rest?

To be honest, I think I have no choice

but to leave the company

in the hands of my youngest.

You all are… What?

What?

See? See what I mean?

That's the akuma.

That's when things got messy.

The desire to win kicked in.

-We wanted to go for it.

-Yes.

We thought,

"How long have we been doing this?"

"Let's just go for it."

That's why we kept pushing.

We got stubborn in the middle.

Father, just calm down.

Let's finish our meal.

Father, I've prepared

some of that aged kimchi you like.

Okay.

Bring it in.

Is kimchi the main course?

As expected.

The kimchi my mother-in-law makes…

The fact that this kimchi

has been brought out uncut

as a whole head of cabbage.

Oh! Wait.

The fact that

we haven't been given any scissors.

Should we look at this as a trope?

It's a kimchi slap.

The ultimate finale.

The kimchi slap.

MISSION:

SOAP OPERA TROPE

When that came out,

we all thought it was our only chance.

If we can't save things with this,

we're toast.

Now look here.

How can I think of retiring

when you all behave like this?

I shall keep working until I turn 100.

I can't trust any of you.

-Let's arrange another--

-What do you mean, Father?

-Why are you acting so crazy?

-Are you…

How can you act like this

in front of Grandpa?

How can you be so rude to Grandpa?

Will you really behave like that

toward Grandpa?

You brat, what are you doing to my son?

A KIMCHI BATTLE BREAKS OU

-Mom!

-What are you doing to my son?

-That's my baby.

-Put it down!

Put that down right now.

I've nothing to lose.

-Put it down!

-I'm already soaked anyway.

FIGHT BETWEEN MOTHER-IN-LAW

AND DAUGHTER-IN-LAW

Honey, look. Put it down right here.

-You stay out of it, mister!

-Stay out of it.

COUPLE FIGH

Don't move. Put it down.

It's a hostage situation.

-With kimchi.

-One last throw of the dice.

Like sending your goalkeeper up

for one last attack.

Put it down on the count of three.

-One, two, three.

-One, two, three.

-Why didn't you put it down?

-You brat.

-Are you a thug?

-You dirty…

You're a thug.

-One, two, three.

-One, two, three.

Mom, slap her first.

Okay.

Son, I've held you back.

Father, give it a rest.

BACK TO THE SCRIP

If you don't give me Joosung Electronics,

I won't do such disgusting things

in a bid to win you over.

In any case,

I'm not your real son.

What?

HIDDEN PARENTAGE

What are you saying?

Are you his real mother?

Wait a second. What's going on?

It is a soap opera.

My real father…

Yes?

Who is it?

Chief Secretary Lee Chang-jae.

Wait. Mother!

-No, no!

-Mother.

You crazy b*stard!

What the hell is this crazy story?

ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSING

Mother, how could you?

Tell me the truth.

You little rat, what is this sordid

relationship with my mother-in-law?

It might seem disgusting to some,

but to us, it's love.

Are you out of your mind?

She's mine.

Stop acting crazy. What are you doing?

Let go of that hand!

Father is right there!

Wait a moment.

Now it's time for each of you

to confess one

of this family's sordid secrets.

Each of you, reveal one of

this family's sordid secrets.

He's thinking really hard.

This is the end of this trashy drama.

I'm sorry, Mom.

Your mom is over there.

-He got confused.

-Grandma, Mom, I'm sorry.

I have a girlfriend.

-Who is it?

-Honey, come here.

The housekeeper?

HIDDEN LOVE

How could you?

I love sushi, and she always

gave sushi specifically to me.

Honey, come over here.

How could you?

What now?

Now you know how well she acts.

-I also have something to confess.

-A confession.

Mother!

To tell the truth,

I'm a man.

GENDER REVEAL

Mother!

A SHOCKED LOVER

I fooled everyone.

Mother, that's not a crime.

Right. It's not?

To tell the truth,

-I'm also a man.

-No!

SECOND GENDER REVEAL

Turn that damned music off!

Let's take it as low as we can.

-I can show everything.

-No!

As long as the world accepts me

for who I am.

I said no!

This is not the end.

What did you say?

It's a buzzer beater.

MISSION:

KIMCHI SLAP FINALE

Who do you think will give

the kimchi slap and to whom?

-The chairman's going to do it?

-Honey.

The next person to open their mouth…

But, Father.

Father!

Father!

You clearly aren't familiar

with the kimchi slap.

A kimchi slap…

Are you going to slap him?

A proper kimchi slap

seems to be something

you're unfamiliar with.

-I know what it is.

-Sir, watch out!

-Not here, right?

-Please take off your glasses.

-She has no scruples at all.

-Okay.

BONUS:

CRISIS FOR THE CHAIRMAN

-I got it.

-Father.

Father.

-Enough! I got it.

-Where are you going?

-Enough! I got it.

-Where are you going?

-Father.

-This is crazy.

Enough!

Father, this is how you do a kimchi slap.

This is how you do a kimchi slap.

I'm sorry.

I was trying to hit Father like this.

These

are my own clothes.

END OF IMPROV

-And that's it. A trashy soap opera.

-It was entertaining.

It was a bit boring

until it started getting trashy.

But once the secrets started coming out,

ratings would have shot up.

-I really got into it.

-You were absorbed.

Soaps are so satisfying.

LEE KYUNG-KYU: 4 STARS

TEAM RASPBERRIES

87 POINTS

1ST: RASPBERRIES, 87 POINTS

2ND: TOP MONKEYS, 76 POINTS

-Wow!

-What's this?

TEAM BUTLERS AND LITTLE MISS

All three of us chose strong characters.

So I think we'll probably come out on top.

One Japanese person

and two new faces.

They don't have any pedigree.

So they might get quite flustered.

It's all about reaction speed.

I'm not sure if they'll do well.

-One, two, three.

-Two, three.

PRISON

What do we do with this?

It's not a good fit for us.

Oh dear, crime doesn't really suit us.

Will we be playing inmates?

-They've made their choice.

-They have.

-Is that a prison cell?

-Yes.

It's a mixed prison, so I wonder

what kind of concept they'll go with.

-Would you mind helping me?

-Okay.

You're playing a man?

People say I look like Im Woo-il,

so I wanted to try dressing up as a man.

That way I can jostle with the men.

Lawmakers need a badge.

I'm a lawmaker called Song Jae-gap.

Kim Hong-nam is a really brazen guy.

I think we'll cope well

with any situation.

START IMPROV

It's starting.

On duty!

Straight to the point.

This guy has been in a lot of movies.

Oh, dear.

-I Saw the Devil.

-Right, in the taxi.

You're lucky to be able

to hail a taxi round here.

You don't mind, right?

Actor Jeong Mi-nam,

known for his intense eyes.

He played a prison king

in the movie King of Prison.

He looks so scary.

LEE SEOL-GU / CELL MASTER

You should realize

what an honor it is to meet him.

-Pardon?

-Do you know who this is?

-No.

-Who is he?

This guy is the top dog here.

-The main man, the King of Prison.

-The main man.

That's right.

I am…

the King of Prison.

Your timing was off.

-Still…

-It was off.

I guess he really knows martial arts.

Right!

Wait a sec.

-Wait a sec.

-Hold on.

He really hit him.

Did you see that?

I think he got hit hard.

Did you see that?

-You're bleeding.

-I'm fine.

Your front tooth is wonky.

-I said it's perfectly fine!

-Your jaw is wonky.

What's wrong with these assholes?

This is no joke. These minor characters

are taking it seriously.

I was scared that we might get hit too.

Hey, wait up.

We need to have a hazing ceremony.

What do you go by around here?

Sorry?

Your nicknames.

-So it begins.

-Picking a nickname?

This is to set the stage.

On the outside,

a lot of people tell me

I look like Noh Sa-yeon.

-I can see that.

-Yes.

Even though I'm a man.

Having the nickname Noh Sa-yeon

is hilarious.

Next.

On the outside, I was a trot singer.

A trot singer. You know, a bbong singer.

Not the bbong you're familiar with.

Not the one

you take hits of every morning.

I'm talking about the genre of music.

The upbeat one.

Trot music.

The full moon rises, the new moon sets

In the dark night sky…

They were trying to enforce discipline,

so we complied.

We became their loyal dogs.

We tried to be cute and wag our tails.

Tight buns

The actors can't hold back their laughter.

Lee Seol-gu has lost it.

He's lost it.

He never imagined this would happen.

A plaintive singing voice

If you hear it, answer

It's just like a hazing.

Kyoung-wook is doing a great job

of creating atmosphere.

Hey, what do you think you are playing at?

-Sorry, sir!

-Hey, hey, it's chow time.

Time to eat.

You're getting chicken soup

as a special meal today.

Thank you.

Oh, chicken soup.

The food seems nice here.

Time to share out the food.

Is it possible

to make someone laugh doing that?

Right, we'll have a talent show

with a chicken drumstick as the prize.

Yes, sir.

-This will be an interesting one.

-It's like a festival.

MISSION:

TALENT SHOW

I used to work as a livestreamer.

Oh, you were a livestreamer.

Seol-gu, thank you for your donation!

Thank you.

DEEPEST OF DEEP BOWS

Is that a talent or what?

I think it is.

What is that?

Thank you.

Are you really going to be so seedy?

Move aside.

That really is a talent.

He really is amazing.

Good job.

Next. Do you have something?

Yes, I…

Do you know the actress Chang Mi-hee?

Chang Mi-hee? Of course.

I will do an impression

of what she says to her husband

when he gets home

after staying out all night.

I'll show you what happens

when her husband arrives home.

Knock, knock.

Get out.

Get out.

Get out.

Get out!

It's been a while since I've been moved

by a Chang Mi-hee impersonation.

Enjoy, enjoy.

Nice.

-Nice.

-Right. Eat up.

All right.

Nice.

She has a great knack for that.

-To do that with just two syllables.

-She's good.

SUCCESS

Nobody move.

All of you kneel

with your backs to the wall.

Get a move on.

Damn it.

What was that?

I'm the new warden.

I've received a tip that someone

in this cell is planning to start a riot.

Who?

We'll search the cell,

and if we find so much as a speck of dust,

you'll all be sent to solitary. Got it?

Yes, sir.

Ransack the cell!

MISSION:

FIND THE CONTRABAND

-Luckily we don't have anything here.

-Seriously.

-None of our things are here.

-None at all.

Oh, what's this?

You assholes aren't messing around.

AWL

Hey.

I'm shaking.

What is this?

I'm so lucky it's not me.

I asked you what this is!

-This is where they need to ad-lib.

-Right.

Is this mine?

What should he pretend it is?

Something to pick his teeth?

Warden, what do you take me for?

Why are you bugging me like this?

Then explain what it is.

-This is a tough one.

-He's playing for time.

I guess you don't know what this is,

but it's actually…

It's a Chupa Chups lollipop.

-See, Warden. It's spicy.

-Shut your mouth!

It's really spicy.

It's spicy strawberry-flavored.

-That's not bad.

-That's good effort.

Because there are candies like that.

Considering it was on the fly,

he did very well.

SUCCESS

What is this?

IRON MACE

Wait a second, that is…

That's mine.

This is yours?

I thought, "Netflix is testing me."

There was no doubt that it was mine.

I could only think of one thing.

Explain.

To be honest, life is quite tiring.

I use it every night for support.

I'm sorry.

What did she say?

-She didn't twist it?

-She played it straight.

She should have tried to add her own spin.

Get over there.

FAIL

My blood sugar is low.

This guy looks suspicious.

-I do?

-Keep searching.

Warden, I've found something.

What is it?

I only got here today.

How could I hide anything?

How could I hide anything?

What is that?

GREEN DRAGON CRESCENT BLADE

-Warden!

-What is that?

What is this?

This doesn't belong here.

Goodness, what is that?

What is something like that

doing in a prison?

I wouldn't be able to work with that.

What could he say?

-Hey.

-Yes, sir.

-What is this used for?

-You see…

On the outside, I worked at a barbershop.

I brought it in case the other guys

would want a shave.

He worked at a barbershop.

He's known as Barber Kim.

Today

On the outside,

while working at the barbershop,

I showed lots of people

the beauty of cutting hair,

as well as, the true…

Whenever you open your mouth,

it's nothing but lies.

Get over there.

I hope you all rot in prison

for the rest of your life!

END OF IMPROV

That was tough.

-That was entertaining.

-They did well.

He was good at playing his character.

If I had a bone to pick, there are

so many characters in prison,

but he played one from his repertoire.

Han Suk-kyu in The Prison.

"This is the world I made for myself."

"You sons of b."

Other teams,

get out!

We're going to finish first.

TEAM BUTLERS AND LITTLE MISS

77 POINTS

1ST: RASPBERRIES, 87 POINTS

2ND: BUTLERS AND LITTLE MISS,

77 POINTS

3RD: TOP MONKEYS, 76 POINTS

TEAM PUNCHLINE

It begins as soon as you open the door.

-Really?

-Without anything?

Yes, no explanation.

Don't we need to come up with something?

No, we'll be fine.

When it comes to being quick-witted,

I think these two are top class.

So, I'm feeling pretty confident.

Team Punchline is strong.

Yong-jin has always been good

at ad-libbing.

Gi-ru is also good at ad-libbing

in her own way.

Gyu-jin cracks jokes without hesitation,

so I think this team might be

our biggest rivals.

Knocking on heaven's door.

Open the door.

Should I open it?

-Okay. Please.

-Please be a door to heaven.

-What if it's something ridiculous?

-Something easy.

-Let's go!

-Let's go!

What?

-It's a bar.

-What's this?

I thought it was a real bar.

ARE YOU A FLOWER OR ALCOHOL?

It's a singles bar.

-Where is that written?

-"Hook-ups self-service."

SINGLES BAR

This is like Hongdae Sampo.

-A singles bar.

-Yes.

We should have gone there.

In nightclubs

they match you up with people,

but in bars

you have to do all the work yourself.

I haven't been anywhere like this

for ages. I have no reason to.

-Of course not. You're married.

-Exactly.

What character should I pick?

Should I be married?

-Probably better not to be, right?

-Right.

-Of course. This is a singles bar.

-Right.

I don't really talk

like this on television.

But I'm sh1tting myself.

How can I put it?

START IMPROV

What's that?

There's a good crowd here.

There are some hotties here!

The crowd is great!

It was heaven.