01x05 - Episode 5

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Comedy Revenge.

Round Three will determine the winner.

But first, introducing the champions,

Team Royale.

I have nothing to say.

Jo Ju-bong.

The Shaolin duo of the comedy scene,

Stephen Chow and Zhao Wei.

Lastly, here comes

the master of the venue.

He's here to bring discipline

to Korea's comedy scene.

He's a legend among legends.

Bruce Lee.

Street Character Fighter.

CHAPTER 5

STREET CHARACTER FIGHTER

COMEDY REVENGE

Street Character Fighter.

Capture the audience's hearts

with your very best character.

Each player only gets two minutes.

Get as many likes as you can

from the audience within two minutes.

One hundred audience members

can press "like" up to ten times

for each performance.

HIGHEST POSSIBLE SCORE:

1,000 POINTS

When all the rounds are over, the two

teams with the highest number of likes

will advance to the finals.

Street Character Fighter will now begin,

and cool characters will appear.

It's showtime!

-Going first is the hardest.

-That's right.

The team that placed last in Round Two

will take the stage first.

We already placed last twice,

so we have nothing to lose.

It's our goal to enjoy ourselves

in the last round.

Up first is the man

whose charms will seep into your heart.

Junny Pig.

Junny Pig.

-Junny Pig?

-What's Junny Pig?

Would you like a cup of coffee?

Would you like a cup of coffee?

Would you like a cup of coffee?

I pressed my lips together

And plucked up my courage

How cute.

Hello.

I'm your fiancé, Junny Pig.

It's nice to meet you.

JUNNY PIG

Applaud. Make some noise.

Make some noise.

Junny Pig is based on

a cartoon character, right?

It's a mix of a cartoon character

and his alter ego, Choi Jun.

It's like a collaboration.

Since I'm seeing my girlfriend today,

I put on a new outfit.

This material feels so nice.

Do you know what material this is?

-No.

-No.

It's 100%

husband material.

Who wants to touch it?

You're cute.

I love jokes like that.

Women find him cute and lovable.

You're all so cute.

I want to give you a kiss.

ONE MINUTE DOWN

Okay. I can't give you a kiss right now,

but here's a present I prepared.

This plastic bag won't deteriorate

for 1,000 years.

And so,

I put my love in this plastic bag.

-Who wants it?

-Me!

-Who wants it?

-Me!

Okay. You might be hoping for more,

so I'll finish by expressing my love

through a video call.

STARTING VIDEO CALL

Hello, I'm Junny Pig.

For you,

I'll stop selling coffee

and do something else.

Do you know what I'll do?

I'll devote myself to you.

Who wants to be my girlfriend?

That was funny.

The highest attainable score

is 1,000 points.

Hae-jun got 609 points.

JUNNY PIG, 609 POINTS

You know, it's quite a feat to capture

the audience's hearts in two minutes.

I know.

The first contestant came out

really strong.

Even if I knew that tomorrow

the world would go to pieces,

I would still take a single pee.

Sopeenoza.

-Sopeenoza?

-What's "Sopeenoza"?

My goodness.

I guess he needs to go.

The character I created

was inspired by Spinoza.

Back in the day,

elders referred to pee as sopee.

The premise was, "I really need to pee."

That was how I came up with Sopeenoza.

SOPEENOZA

All right. It's nice to meet you.

During my trip here from Boston,

I couldn't pee once.

What should I do? I really want to pee.

Today, I've come here to give you

wise sayings and good advice.

So I'll hold it in.

There's a famous saying.

"Even if I knew that tomorrow

the world would go to pieces…"

"I would still plant my apple tree."

But you won't be able to do that

when the time comes.

You'll take care of friends.

You doomsday fools.

You doomsday fools.

He showed promise at first,

but his joke fell flat.

All right. Now…

All right. Please stop applauding!

Why is he complaining about the applause?

VOTING CLOSED

Time's up.

Tell him to get off the stage.

He's getting off the stage now.

He's lowering the prestige of the show.

She's the best entertainer in Korea

and a kimchi entrepreneur.

Hong Jin-kyung.

Hong Jin-kyung herself?

Hong Jin-kyung?

Is it really her?

-He looks like her.

-Man, he brought his A-game.

It's the Parisian Dance.

He's good.

How did he think of that?

Jin-kyung is known for her kimchi.

-Yes.

-He brought kimchi.

-He's prepared to do something.

-Yes.

RAW NAPA CABBAGE

COMES OUT OF THE BASIN

I see. Kimchi.

It's magic!

It turned into the color of kimchi.

THIS TIME,

IT'S A PINK THERMAL TOP

He's washing clothes. What will it be?

He's turning everything red.

LEE JAE-MYUNG

HONG JOON-PYO

Did he turn red?

How spicy.

HESITANTLY SMILING

Master, you aren't making any comments

about that joke.

I don't want to get involved.

I don't want to get involved.

With laughter as her a*mo,

she'll fight solo and dominate the stage.

She's the ghost of a veteran sergeant.

Who's that?

THE GHOST OF A VETERAN SERGEAN

I know who she is.

It's her.

A veteran sergeant?

There was a woman possessed

by the ghost of a veteran sergeant.

She was all about

strict military discipline.

Loyalty!

Jajangmyeon!

Thank you for the food!

It's like The Exorcist.

It's tasty!

-What?

-What's going on?

Clap!

-Clap!

-Clap!

Guerrilla training.

Guerrilla training.

Grab my hand. Guerrilla training.

Guerrilla training.

Ji-you is good.

He's an utterly prickly man

with a gripe about everything.

Squidward Kyung-kyu.

Squidward Kyung-kyu?

Squidward Kyung-kyu?

-Squidward Kyung-kyu?

-I'm not a squid.

SQUIDWARD KYUNG-KYU

He's out of his mind.

What? No way.

How cute!

Who's that?

Who are you?

Who's that?

I went all out

with the makeup and costume.

People didn't know that it was me.

-They just clapped since it was funny.

-Who's that?

Who's that?

-It's Hwang Jae-seong.

-Hwang Jae-seong.

-Hwang Jae-seong.

-Hwang Jae-seong.

I don't even get a sound effect.

What a lousy production crew.

Why am I stuck making

my own sound effects?

Are they broke? What are they, beggars?

How scary.

Why am I not hearing

any applause or cheers?

You're being really stingy

for a free show.

-He's a complainer.

-Seriously.

He's a complainer.

I'm different from these rookies.

I was born angry.

What was up with the delivery room?

What was up with the doctor?

The atmosphere was boring.

My movies flopped, and I went bankrupt.

What was up with my movies?

He's insane.

I'm going to keep working,

even if I'm lying in a hospital bed.

I'll work even when I'm dead.

Shamans, call me, Lee Kyung-kyu.

Call me, Squidward Kyung-kyu.

What was up with

the salt-sprinkling shaman?

My goodness.

-He kept repeating himself.

-What was that?

What was that?

I'm just an angry character.

If you forgot to press the button,

hurry up and do it.

Time's up!

You should've told me earlier!

I'm Squidward Kyung-kyu!

SQUIDWARD KYUNG-KYU: 531 POINTS

He's back again, and he's still alive.

Jarvan the 94th.

Jarvan the 94th?

Jarvan?

Jarvan.

On Comedy Royale,

this character was loved by many.

He was Jarvan the Fourth back then.

A lot of time has passed,

so he's the 94th now.

JARVAN THE 94TH

What's his deal?

Troops!

Attention!

What was that?

For goodness' sake.

As soon as I started, my crown broke.

Everyone was confused.

-He's flustered.

-What was that?

-He's holding it.

-Oh, no.

That crown is essential.

He's done for.

Hey, you.

Loyalty!

What unit do you serve in?

I'm with the ghost platoon!

-Nice comeback.

-Nice comeback.

What unit do you serve in?

I'm in G-Unit!

What?

Shut up! What's up with you guys?

After he said, "G-Unit,"

the audience booed.

I thought, "This is bad."

Gyu-jin is in last place.

Hae-jun is in first with 609 points.

Team Hello Guilty is leading.

Thanks for voting for me.

When we meet next time,

I'll give you a kiss.

I can't wait. Things are getting intense.

-I wonder how this round will be.

-This is just the entry level.

That's right.

PARK SE-MI IS NEX

We're at the bottom.

We can't go down any further.

We have to charge ahead.

We won't imitate the others,

shout, or get in people's faces.

We'll compete with our ideas.

Forget about Seo-jun's Mom.

Introducing the sly and foxy

Thumbelina.

Thumbelina?

Let's see.

Oh, my God.

THUMBELINA

Is she a thumb?

Thumbs up!

What? Is she an actual thumb?

She made the costume herself.

Team Hello Guilty is determined to win.

Listen.

It looks like there are many men here

who are very interested in me.

I found him. I found a man who likes me.

It's you!

It's you!

You like me, don't you?

Or is it you?

Is it you?

Listen.

How could you not press the button?

Fine. Forget about Netflix.

I'll make sure this doesn't get aired.

Do you know what I'll do?

I'll make sure this doesn't get aired.

-I'll make sure this doesn't get aired.

-No!

-I'll make sure this doesn't get aired.

-No!

-I'll make sure this doesn't get aired.

-No!

No, don't do it.

She was going to do this.

It'll be a disaster.

-Excuse me.

-Yes?

Why is it so small?

What are you talking about?

Why is it so small?

I'm not small. I'm very dependable.

Dependable? Yeah, right.

I'm a very dependable man.

I was asking why

the sound of the applause was so small.

The sound of the applause.

How did she think of that?

V-sign!

Thank you.

That's ingenious.

-I have to press the button.

-That was awesome.

Master, what do you think?

It wasn't half bad.

That team is good.

Their team is determined to win.

Well done.

He's the man who finds hope

even in times of despair.

He's One-Balled van Gogh.

He's missing a testicle.

Hello.

I'm One-Balled van Gogh.

ONE-BALLED VAN GOGH

I lost one while playing amateur soccer.

I can't wear anything

from Double Bells anymore.

But I didn't give up.

I lived with hope.

In times of crisis,

I tried flipping my life around.

Many words take on new meanings

when they're reversed.

Reverse "adversity."

-Experience.

-It becomes "experience."

Reverse "I'm struggling."

-Everyone, cheer up.

-Everyone, cheer up.

EVERYONE, CHEER UP

Reverse "Let's go."

-"Tingyihwa."

-"Tingyihwa."

"Tingyihwa."

What the hell does that mean?

That crazy b*stard.

-Reverse "poverty."

-Is it me?

Is it me? For f sake.

His score is pretty low.

He only has one testicle.

So his score was halved.

His score was halved.

Because he's One-balled van Gogh.

If you laugh, you die.

He's the comedy class's Terminator,

the Homeroom Teacher.

He's coming here?

How nice.

CLASS MOTTO:

IF YOU LAUGH, YOU DIE!

This is great.

-This is great.

-Homeroom Teacher.

-Don't laugh!

-A beloved webtoon character.

If you laugh, he hits you.

THE COMEDY CLASS

THAT DOESN'T LAUGH

Don't laugh!

HYEON YONG-MIN, AUTHOR OF THE

COMEDY CLASS THAT DOESN'T LAUGH

Don't laugh!

Did you laugh? Hold on.

You laughed!

What is he doing?

You little…

Don't laugh!

DON'

Don't laugh!

You little…

-Don't laugh!

-What did I do?

You…

Don't laugh! Don't…

He's absolutely ridiculous.

Don't laugh!

DON'

He's executing it well.

Don't laugh!

What's that on his butt?

Don't laugh!

-Did you laugh?

-I'm sorry.

Don't laugh!

That's animal cruelty.

-Did you laugh or not?

-What?

-Did you laugh or not?

-What?

-Did you laugh or not?

-I laughed.

Don't laugh!

You punk!

What?

I won't laugh, okay?

Don't laugh!

Press the button or you'll get in trouble.

He'll get a high score.

He included a circus act.

Don't laugh!

-You need to include a trick.

-Yes.

It was funny.

Lee Seon-min is good.

The next person will have a hard time

if they saw this reaction.

My skit has a fiery flavor. I'm confident.

I'll cater to the female audience members.

You'll want to reject

his attempts at seduction.

He's the handsome swimming instructor,

Coach Ha-bin.

Coach Ha-bin. The guy with the cats!

SWIMMING INSTRUCTOR,

COACH HA-BIN

Students.

-You've waited a long time, haven't you?

-Yes.

I'm sorry.

Let's stretch our bodies first.

Get ready to stretch your body.

Two.

Three.

Four.

One. Two.

Let's stretch our shoulders.

One.

Two. Three.

Four.

I'll call attendance before we begin.

Ms. Kim Ji-you.

Yes!

What do you prefer,

jajangmyeon or jjamppong?

-Jajangmyeon!

-Jajangmyeon!

We have a connection.

SWEARING

THE MORE SHOCKING HE IS,

THE HIGHER HIS SCORE GETS

SWIMMING INSTRUCTOR

COACH HA-BIN, 548 POINTS

He's gotten more handsome.

Judging by his armpits, he could use

a lymphatic drainage massage.

He's the supreme host of the ugly virus,

Parasyte Jun.

Parasyte Jun?

Parasyte Jun?

PARASYTE JUN

I think I know who he is.

Sang-jun covered his face.

That's so ingenious.

He looks just like that character.

Hello.

I'm currently using Lee Sang-jun's body.

I'm Parasyte Jun.

Although I have one eye,

I can see more than you.

Do you know what I see right now?

I can see the stage floor.

Don't laugh.

However,

when I turn my eye like this,

I can only see the stage floor.

He's incredible.

He's the funniest.

I think it's because my eye is a bit dry.

-Ji-you.

-Yes?

Please put some saline solution in my eye.

Please put some saline solution

in my eye. It's dry.

My eye is dry.

Are you good now?

You performed both actions I had in mind,

so now I can't think of an ad-lib.

You should've chosen one

so that I could come up with an ad-lib.

But you did both.

-I didn't expect that.

-Oh, no.

That is all.

I'm too exhausted to go on.

That was awesome.

It was original.

Sang-jun's going to get a cramp.

I doubt even a Pilates instructor

could do that.

Sang-jun risked it all.

Which way do I go?

-This way.

-Follow the sound.

Over here.

It's this way.

Look at him.

I want to see a performance.

Your eye is so pretty.

KISSING THE EYE

You're so cute.

He's a man among men.

He's the manly Jarvan.

North Korean Jarvan.

-Jarvan again?

-Jarvan again?

NORTH KOREAN JARVAN

Oh, North Korea.

Jarvan the 94th is his teammate.

He's the North Korean Jarvan.

You b*stard!

Move to the side!

Move to the left!

You b*stard!

-Yes.

-Teammates facing off.

Something funny is happening.

I can't see.

I'm the real Jarvan!

I'm Jarvan!

For goodness' sake.

Let's go!

Well, look at this b*stard!

Let's have a fistfight.

I'm the real Jarvan!

Yong-jin just wasted his energy.

Yong-jin's team is…

I hope the last round will be funny.

They're saving everything

for the third round.

-They've been laying the groundwork.

-Right?

SONG HA-BIN, LEE YONG-JIN,

LEE JIN-h*

LEE SEON-MIN, LEE SANG-JUN,

PARK SE-MI

It's a landslide victory.

Since I've come this far,

I'll try to place first.

I might be able to completely wash away

the humiliation of last year.

The last six contestants.

They'll pour out all of their energy here.

-The best members will come out.

-Yes, they need to make a decisive play.

What? What's this?

-Hold on.

-What is this?

Who brought a cell phone to the sh**t?

CELL PHONE

Woo-il brought a cell phone!

Yes!

Yes!

Let me check

what's inside the photo album.

All right.

The next photo.

Delete this too. Next photo.

Aren't you going to vote?

If not, I'm going to kiss you.

I don't think this is a good idea.

I had a realization

exactly eight seconds after I started.

"This isn't going well."

CELL PHONE, 497 POINTS

Señor Swollenfeet.

SEÑOR SWOLLENFEE

It's nice to meet you.

Who'll vote for me?

-Will you vote for me?

-Yes.

Then in your heart…

Tang tang suyuk suyuk

Tang tang hululululu

Then my heart will be sweet and salty

He always imitates a cow

when people don't laugh.

We're getting stronger characters,

so they need to be more impactful.

SEÑOR SWOLLENFEET, 533 POINTS

It's our team.

Run, cookie.

Cookie Run.

Cookie Run?

I prepared a character named Cookie Run.

Since it was a character contest,

I expected to see chatty characters.

When people got tired of them,

my character would run without a word.

I thought that would be funny.

COOKIE RUN

It's a cookie.

Who's that?

Who is that?

The guy who does the Lee Kyung-young

"heave-h*" impression.

-Beom.

-This is insane.

-Kwak Beom, right?

-I thought he was imitating a monkey.

He put oil on himself.

"I'll be able to slide

if I use cooking oil."

That's the vague idea I had in mind.

I slid around so well.

He's an oil cookie.

He isn't saying a word.

He can only run since he's Cookie Run.

What on earth is this?

Is he going to do this

until his time is up?

Two minutes is a very long time

when you're running.

I will run until people laugh.

He still has 40 seconds left.

You can do it!

INSTEAD OF LAUGHS, THE SOUND

OF CHEERS FILLS THE VENUE

-Let's go!

-You've got this!

He must be exhausted.

Thirty seconds!

Don't run!

Don't run!

Don't run!

Don't run!

What are you doing at school? Don't run!

-Five!

-Five!

-Four!

-Four!

-Three!

-Two!

-Two!

-One!

Time's up!

COOKIE RUN, 604 POINTS

That was incredible.

Get him some water

He's about to die

What's going on?

What's this?

I think something big is coming.

He's the greatest star in the universe.

Rock Star Tanaka.

He's not merely the original Tanaka.

He's the upgraded Rock Star Tanaka.

I'll make the audience members feel like

they're at a concert hall.

I wrote this song for Comedy Revenge.

"RUN TO YOU" BY TANAKA

You're so cool!

Tanaka!

Stay strong.

What did you do to the stage?

Why is it so slippery?

-Get up.

-Get up.

-Get up!

-Get up!

-You got this!

-Get up!

You helped Tanaka get up.

Thank you so much

for coming to Tanaka's concert in Korea.

I arrived in Korea today

and ate kimchi stew.

Kimchi stew!

Well done!

What kind of kimchi stew?

Kimchi stew with mackerel pike.

Oh, my goodness!

How did you eat something so spicy?

I rinsed it with water.

How cute! Well done!

Thank you, Korea!

Tanaka!

Tanaka!

-Tanaka!

-Tanaka!

He was so cool.

I thought it was M Countdown.

What stood out the most was

Tanaka's appendectomy scar.

When he sang,

I could see the appendectomy scar.

That made me a little sad.

-Tanaka.

-You had an appendectomy.

-Appendectomy.

-Back in elementary school.

IN JAPAN,

IT'S CALLED PRIMARY SCHOOL

-Who's next?

-Team Raspberries.

Na-rae.

PARK NA-RAE IS NEX

Na-rae gets ambitious

when it comes to makeup and costumes.

I wonder how strong

the next character will be.

We prepared an atomic b*mb.

I, Park Na-rae, have come this far

thanks to costumes and makeup.

I'll show you.

Something super dangerous has come out.

It's the Snake Woman from Exhuma.

Snake Woman?

It's a creature from Exhuma

with a human face and a snake's body.

That's the Snake Woman.

That'd be really creepy.

-I'm scared.

-I'm scared.

-Exhumation!

-Exhumation!

How creepy!

-What's that?

-What?

How creepy!