Mister Green (2024)

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San Gennaro

you must explain why this misfortune

to me of all people.

Am I not a good Christian?

I come to Mass every Sunday

in the evening before I go to sleep I

say a Hail Mary and an Our Father

This morning I picked up the very

cloths that

had finally dried.

I went to Ciro's room and put

things in his nightstand.

And you can't

even imagine what I found.

Here it is!

San Gennaro

But why me?

That Ciro at heart is a good boy

Please, San Gennaro, help me.

Please!

Please!

Please!

Paolo

now that you're going to Rome, make

sure you do good things

The helmet!

Come on, but it's 30 meters.

The helmet.

But I did the shampoo as well.

The helmet you have to wear the helmet.

You know I don't want you to

go up without a helmet. It's dangerous,

I get anxious

you have to put on the helmet.

And next time, also the seat belt.

I didn't say I don't love you anymore.

Giorgio, the truth is that you are too

little jealous. In fact, you are not

jealous at all

Yesterday on social media I posted a

photograph in a swimsuit and you didn't

say anything to me. Last night I went

out in

a miniskirt. You didn't say

anything to me.

That is, I don't seem to ask you for

much. A slap, now and then.

Can I have a slap now and then, please.

I mean it doesn't seem

too much, it seems too much to me.

Guys anyway my father was right it

takes saints in heaven and also on

earth

you know me saints, I don't really keep

any.

What does this mean?

It means I am not recommended enough.

These are commonplaces, you don't need

recommendations.

But I'm sorry, what is that supposed to

mean?

That if you have good ideas, you don't

need saints.

So my short would not be interesting?

Paolo, I don't know what to tell you,

but I didn't understand it.

But who do you want to understand you,

that when we in

Naples were capital, you in Veneto were

still in the middle of the swamps.

Your short film?

Brilliant!

Did you see who really understands

art?

Anyway guys, now I don't know what to

do with

my life. One year I don'

t know what to do, I

didn't get into the center.

Can you always get a job?

In fact they say it helps even

better to be an artist.

That's fine but to work, pay and die

there's always time

for now I'm supporting my father, for

five years

Nothing forbids you to work anyway eh

then about not having sh*t to do, you can

always take an example from Aran who is great

Oh oh don't you dare eh

because I came to Italy to make a new

life

in Istanbul I was just doing joints and

playing

PlayStation and now you spend the day

smoking and playing PlayStation

not sh*t has changed it seems to me

I came to

make a new life Eh make a

new life. that'

s fine Aran. Let

me have a couple of puffs

too may be... I relax

a little, I feel lighter.

Blessed are you who don't have sh*t to

do

I work all day

trying to afford a mortgage.

Sorry, Davide, but exactly what do you

do for a living?

I haven't figured it out yet.

I work for a company that does market

research Do

you work for a call center?

No, it's not a call center

We do

market research to

understand consumer tastes

Excuse me, but do you call

people and ask the questions?

It's not a call center. Then I

structure

detailed research. I make

a dossier based on

social class, other factors.

Excuse me, Davide, what's wrong with

working for a call center?

It's a decent job!

There is nothing wrong with working for

a call

center but I don't work for a call

center.

Excuse me, have two shots

maybe relax a little

No, I'm working.

Excuse me.

Aran

anyway this stuff is really good.

Yes yes you can taste it in your mouth.

It's exaggerated, I mean it leaves

a sweet taste in your mouth.

It tastes like...

It's like a puff pastry.

Yeah, yeah.

And on the sfogliatella

I'm leaving, which by the way with all

this

secondhand smoke I'm

getting too.

It looks like puff pastry, yeah.

And we disturb him because he's working

call center, you have to say.

It's not a f*cking call center.

All right!

Aran.

Do you want to play a game?

Yeah, yeah.

Guys, it's nine o'clock. You guys still

here?

Aaaaaaah! I have to go to the

Aran dealer, but can I come too?

Yes, yes, hurry up, hurry up!

Aran...

let me understand, you have the drug

dealer

standing next to the staircase of our

house

Not drug dealer, Paolo.

Mr. Green!

Okay?

Respect.

Word?

Totti.

Don't give compliments.

You don't sit down?

What are you doing standing up. Sit

down.

No! no I...

Sit down.

So what do you need?

I didn't understand, what did you say?

50. The one we smoked today.

The magic a, mister.

The magic a?

It's strong stuff, it's a rare

commodity

isn't it?

I give it to you now...

Come on magic a, always!

Where the f*ck is it?

Ah, here!

Keep

Aran...

I have to tell you something that

maybe...

you go displace a little,

I made a decision.

I'm not dealing anymore.

I'm changing my life, it's not for me.

I fell in love with a

woman in Brazil.

All right, ci?

No, yes, yes. Everything... But so you

leaving, Mr. Green?

Yes, met him on the

Internet, amazing girl.

Think she said before making love, she

want to get married, think serious person

crazy woman.

Not like those of you.

After the first time already...

have sex

And you don't have a contact for Aran?

I have no contact, I have nothing.

Do you want to see my future wife?

Do you want to see her?

Do you want to?

Yes, yes, we are here.

Are you afraid?

No.

Tell me, tell me the tell me, do I

scare you?

No, no, that's scary. In fact, you

remind me

a little bit of my father as well.

What do you mean? that I'm old?

No, absolutely

Do I look old to you?

No, not at all, no.

Here she is...

Beautiful, what's her name?

Fernanda is her name.

She looks more like Fernando than

Fernanda to me.

Huh?

No, she's beautiful, beautiful,

beautiful.

I think she has a surprise under there.

What?

No, I'm saying that love is a

surprise. I mean,

it comes when one least expects it.

You're right. How much I like it

You're absolutely right

Whatever. I'm going to the can.

I'll take it all.

In my opinion it was really a man.

Oh, I have a birthmark... bestial

That uvula...

I look at the pictures, and you make me

want so much...

Come on and come onii...

Come on, let it go

Where does he keep it? where does he

keep it?

Aran...

Gotta see us, gotta make love

Aran, what are you doing?

Are you okay?

Yeah good...

They f*cked up here...

Listen.

What the f*ck did you do, it was mom's

But I didn't see it.

She died last week, you jerk.

I didn't see it.

You have two breasts...

I want things a little weird.

You get a little sheepish, you like

that?

Love, yes I got it love

love, my dicks, love.

What the f*ck is that?

Look, oh. I'm horny as a hyena.

I swear, we do things...

I'll roll you up in a sock.

My mother's ash-laying?

It's okay, she always gave me sh*t

anyway

Look... look... no

No, no, ma'am. Out of 400 euro

pension forecast, 100 euro accumulation

plan is a lot.

Your husband?

Aran Aran, you need to calm down,

you're not well...

Guys, the garbage...

Oh, sh*t, the garbage.

But yes, of course.

Yes, yes.

Aran!

Oh, oh, oh! You I didn't realize this

is the end

Look, what I found!

Guys, no bullshit!

Come on!

No, I said no.

I said no.

All right, no!

No, no!

Take care.

No.

No.

Yes, sorry, ma'am, here I am...

Oh, Aran!

She's sleeping... read, read

Step one!

Germination!

To make the seed take root

you have to take a piece of blotting

paper and moisten

it put the seeds inside and keep them

indoors

and in the dark at a temperature

between 19 and 20 degrees

wait 3 to 5 days and check if the seeds

have started to take root

Aran! What is it that is not clear to you.

Three days must pass, it's only been 10 hours

Still, nothing!

You need to stop opening these dishes!

You broke your ba*ls

Guys, two dishes are missing! Have you

by any chance seen them?

No.

The rule is...

no light a lot of moisture

If you keep opening these f*cking

dishes

there will be no moisture is a lot of

light

still no Paul!

Are you okay?

Yes.

Sure.

Yet... we did everything right

Aran, but what is it that you don't

understand? You don't have to open

these f*cking dishes.

Do you want to be smoking this stuff in

10 years?

Guys, do you really think you're

f*cking with me?

Anyway, under the bed is no good.

And where?

In the dark, indoors, in the closet.

Put them in the closet...

Go...

Be sure to let me do the talking, so I

can explain better!

Yes, yes...

Hi,

where can we get pots and soil

for plants?

I'll do the talking.

Where can we find

pots and soil for plants?

We!

Aho!

What are you Czech?

They are at the entrance on the right

Hi! Caesar

Bella! Fatty

How are you

? I'm breaking my ba*ls...

I'm so...

Eh

Yes!...yes

The pots!

Hi.

Where can I

get plastic cups and plates

to eat?

You could have said you were friends!

What?

He speaks Italian better than you and

me!

Eh, you say don't talk, I don't talk.

How many pots should I take?

Take 10.

I'll take the soil.

Yes.

Taken?

Regazzi! But what are you going to do

with all this stuff? The bombs?

No no what Bombs...

The tomatoes!

Come on I was just kidding! It's 30 and

Geez!

That's little.

Do you want the bags?

No, no, for goodness sake

let's carry by hand.

I think he understood!

No, no, that he understood.

He understood! He understood.

A long time ago, in a different Palermo...

Paris was born

Dad, when I grow up, I want

to be a cabaret performer.

No, you will be a goalkeeper

like everyone else in the family.

Paride decided to leave for the north.

What the f*ck are you doing?

I said in the house no.

And then where do you keep them?

Eh, here, with the light from the

window.

No, in front of the window no.

We get caught.

No, I know, maybe you take...

a greenhouse of lamps.

What the f*ck are you, Piero Angela?

Eh... you need an expert, someone who

can understand.

No, guys, the thing

at least doesn't have to go out this

way.

Do you know anyone who can help us out?

No.

Let's look on the internet.

All right, the internet is better.

Oh take care...

it doesn't have to go out this way...

Hi!

Delivery from graf to crow your growing

partner

Hush there are neighbors.

Growing tomatoes...

Aran!

Aran... the grow boxes and lamps have

arrived

Will you stop yelling I'm working

anyway he's sleeping

Alright...

I'll do it myself!

Nice!

Bravo... but you could have woken me

up, couldn't you?

I was giving you a hand, too.

Read that's better.

At least do something

eh I take the Italian exam, I read

you don't know how to read?

Do you have something to say back?

No, no.

I called you twice, you didn't come.

Eh, alright, I'm here now.

Read!

To read.

Step two, all right, plant the seeds.

That's right.

Am I reading right? Yes!

So once the seeds have taken

root, you have to plant them about an

inch deep.

All right, then, pot. Seed.

One centimeter, right?

Yes. Eh, oh, oh,

with love. You have to do it with love

What do you mean with love? With love

, he says it, with love. with love..

.

With love.

Tonight I take you out to dinner

then yes go to movie

Yes. Yes, nice, yes. Step three...

hours of light, seeds to start growing,

need 18 hours of light

and 6 hours of dark.

So, perfect. 18 hours, you watch

six hours I control.

Let's say I always watch at this point

Exactly.

24 hours

Guys,

the lights are programmable.

I don't understand why he didn't help

us

from the beginning, he said it without

one didn't waste all this time

Ah see

We're done arguing!

So we don't control, neither you nor

I...

no, they are programmable.

How?

The guy comes, says they're

programmable.

And he goes f*ck off...

Aran the seedlings have sprouted... Aran

f*cking r*pe you...

What the f*ck are you yelling?

Ah sorry the call center...

It's not a call center.

Guys, any chance you'd like to

accompany me to see a house?

Eh, I'll come.

Davide, will you buy me underwear?

Davide.

From.

Ah! Here's the apartment, guys.

You'll see, now what a treat.

Eh

What do you say? Do you like it?

Now... you don't see it that way, eh?

Here I'd make a nice kitchen

overlooking the square.

Here we are in the center of Rome.

And well... Here is also a pretty airy

apartment

circulates well air

on this other side instead I would make

a nice I-shaped sofa, a day-night area

with a nice central partition that

divides us from the bathroom

there a nice tub that you come back in

the evening

anyway the connections are already

there

Eh you have to understand are these

connections legal...

come with me, come and see

come and see the highlight of this

house

look at that terrace, watch the wire.

Eh?

Watch out for the wires. Do you like

it?

Nice, huh?

Here yes it bothers you the wind

you have this dancing wisp

here we open everything here

we widen we make an attic thing

a nice bedroom, huh?

Yes, yes, nice, but I think between

permits and everything,

I mean, it costs a lot.

The permits, which are permits?

What are permits?

Here the next remission we're going

to register everything, the permits.

Yes, the problem is that it's

expensive.

In my opinion it takes a minimum of

40,000 euros, for sure.

And who told you that?

Excuse me, I don't want to be a

precise northerner, but

in my opinion it's ill*gal.

But legal, ill*gal, you have to

understand.

Certainly it's expensive.

Listen to him.

What the f*ck do you know?

My father is a lawyer.

Father is a lawyer.

Anyway look, maybe send me the

floor plan, but I'm not that

interested.

The floor plan? But are you sure?

Yes, sure, yes.

Yes, but I don't know if you see or

not? But are you seeing this terrace?

Look where you look out.

Look at the dishes in front of you

But do you feel the air

Look at that dome there

Do you see the little angels? In the morning

when you wake up with the little angels like this

Look, I understand everything

however I'm looking for something a

little more

extensive A little more extensive?

But sorry out of curiosity.

How much is the demand for the

property?

But it's 150,000,000, guys

150,000,000 negotiable.

She's an old lady you have to leave

her. I'll take care of it then...

I don't understand it's 150,000,000, for

this sh*thole that doesn't even have a toilet?

This sh*thole? It's a favor

but you're not right in the head

But how is it possible to sell

something like this

I thank you we feel

Paolo, let's go.

We'll hear from you?

I'll call you.

Are you Italian?

Will you call me?

Yes we'll be in touch.

You call me, eh

Davide, hurry up. That we go home.

Home a right for everyone.

This f*cking cell phone...

Oh, sister.

All right.

No, no, no, no.

Of course I'm glad.

Bye, bye, bye, bye.

Guys!

Guys! We're in deep sh*t.

My sisters asked me to be

hosted for two days.

We have to make it all go away.

But sorry, you can't tell her to sleep

somewhere else.

You don't understand, she's already on

the train.

Eh, all right, come on.

You take the plants over

there, bring them over here, close the

door two days and that's it.

No, sorry, what

do we do with the cultivation?

Eh, we lock ourselves in the room two

days to

be gardeners. What do we have to do?

I mean, I in my house have to lock

myself in

a room, I can't experience the rest of

the house, because

a person has to come.

This is not normal, huh.

I am not the one who started

growing marijuana in the house.

I in Turkey was two weeks locked

in the room. For play station

tournament.

Fine, do whatever the f*ck you want, as

long as

my sisters don't see the seedlings.

Take care.

Come on, that will be our vacation.

All right.

Let's go move everything. Give me a

hand.

Give me a hand.

Give me a hand, I said.

Yes, yes, yes.

Weren't you only supposed to stay two

days?

Yes, I brought

the essentials. Is that a problem?

No, no.

Here we are.

Well, I'll go

and unpack then.

Look, my room is down there.

They just came in.

Take Erdogan.

Aran, do you want to stay still?

Ah, it's just us.

My roommates are not here.

All right.

Just stay still.

Eh come on...

This is our vacation.

But what a vacation.

Don't worry, don't worry

But you can't smoke. Give me that.

You can't smoke.

Davide, is this your room?

But it's a hole. How can you live here?

Davide, you're 34 years old,

still living with roommates.

Give me the joint.

You can't smoke.

Give me the joint.

You can't smoke.

Why?

They can smell it.

Shut up. Be still.

David. Why don't you

get a serious job?

I have a serious job.

But the call center?

That's not a serious job, come on.

You too with this call center thing

is not a call center.

Look, let's change the subject.

There's a pharmacy near here. Because I

need to

get an intimate cleanser, but

looking around a little bit, I think

you don't have it at home.

Hold still.

I already have to pee.

You can't go to the bathroom.

Why can't I go?

Because they see you.

And I pee my pants?

Yes.

Stay still.

I'll walk you.

All right? Let's go

Go, go. You first.

So you can't smoke?

No.

Nice f*cking vacation.

Are you dumb?

Then we're going out!

Yes, but why are you shouting?

It's a game, I enjoy doing it.

Ah. Okay.

Go, go, go.

We're going out!

Being with kids is not

so good for you, huh?

Go, go, go.

Oh, they just got out. I'm going out

I'm going to pee

take care.

Stay still don't move, be quiet. Do you

understand?

We are going back in!

We forgot the ATM.

Stop it, you sound crazy.

I'll go and get it.

No, but you don't know where. I'll go.

How the f*ck are you guys hiding?

Got it.

Who are you talking to?

Habit.

David. You are to go live alone.

Do you understand?

As soon as possible.

Maybe, if they take my mortgage.

Go.

Let's go.

We are succeeding.

Again!

Come on, I'm having

fun. it's fun, isn't it? Let's go out!

Are you smoking?

Are you smoking?

I'm not smoking.

Aran, look, I can't take it anymore.

I have to go pee.

Then I do the joint.

No, you can't smoke it.

Then these smell.

Then you don't pee.

What does peeing have to do with the

joint?

They smell the smell. Please. I can't

take it anymore.

I'm going to pee my pants. You can wait

a minute.

No.

Why?

Because I want to smoke a joint.

You can't smoke it. Then they smell it.

Wait a minute, stay here quietly.

Check, that they don't see us.

I was in Turkey for two days

without...

Yes, yes, you said it, without

peeing, but here

we are not in Turkey, we

are in Rome.

Yes, but the bladder, it's the bladder.

Please take it easy for a second.

I'm peeing my pants, okay? Just take it

easy.

Stay here, just a minute.

Thank you for the hospitality.

Not at all, I'm just sorry about the

condition of the house.

Not at all, not at all. Look, I almost

wish I could have met your roommates.

Maybe next time?

No, there won't be a next time.

Instead, this night, when I went to

the bathroom, I saw very strange

lights, I heard sounds from the room.

A reptile house.

My roommates' reptile house.

Ah, but what if they have been missing

for a week?

Don't snakes die?

But no, that they don't die. Snakes

can live even two, three weeks

without eating. Then there are lights

that go on and off to give them

biorhythms, I would have seen that one.

Okay, so I'll see you up there.

I'll see you up there.

Okay.

So soon then.

Bye.

What the f*ck are you doing?

You're a pervert. You're

Sssssh.

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!

What the f*ck are you yelling about!

But why do you come dressed like that

in the early

morning while one is sleeping?

They need to be watered, these plants.

And then these pots, they're too small.

They need to be changed.

All right, and we'll go.

Aran and I will go.

Aran.

Aran.

You blocked him. Did you see that?

What the f*ck does that have to do with

me?

But aren't we going too far?

No, no, no.

Achilles

, you can't sleep. Do you suffer from

insomnia?

You've tried them all.

Xanax, melatonin, chamomile tea...

yet you still can't sleep.

I have just the solution for you.

Marijuana

One moment.

With this, you'll be able to sleep.

Bianca.

Hey!

Bianca, I'm here.

Are you on your period?

Do you feel the endometrium falling

apart?

I have just the solution for you.

Marijuana

With this, you'll feel better.

You don't have sh*t to do from morning

till night.

sh*t to do.

Get in the fourth row.

There it is, there's the Smart car.

The

shitty Smart car! The

shitty Smart, this is

shitty Smart...

A f*cking seat.

You're welcome, you f*ck...

You smell like sh*t... inside this

city.

f*ck you, you pieces of sh*t

All of you must die!

Oh, Adriano!

Who is it?

I'm talking to you!

Yes, you of all people.

Are you angry?

Do you suffer from stress because you

can never find parking in Rome?

Exactly, yes.

But I have the solution for you.

Marijuana

How do I light it?

Here it is.

What an organization...

What's coming out?

It's coming out!

Ah great... it's coming out.

Knock it off!

Who the f*ck are you calling?

Technical support.

Call! Call!

Don't call, no one must know.

Call, call.

This stuff must not get out of here,

don't call, I said.

All right. I'm not calling.

I don't understand sh*t, I don't call.

I'm not calling.

f*ck you guys need to go. f*ck off.

You dickheads.

Aran!

But do you still have

that gardener's number?

No.

Aran. Do you have it or don't you?

No I don't have it.

No.

We don't tell him anything.

Gardener, no. Gardener, no.

How did you save her?

Pig?

No! No! No!

Aran, this carbonara

is really is very good. Bravo.

Thank you. This is Turkish recipe.

Because carbonara is Turkish.

Aran, he has great dexterity.

Yeah, yeah, the way

he rolls joints, nobody.

Do you still smoke?

No, no, I quit.

What do you do, Stella?

Actress.

Paolo is a director.

Yes.

Oh, is that right?

Yes, and I'm working now on a project.

Yes, yes. They called the new Kubrick

as a kid.

What about the bathroom?

Over there. I'll accompany you.

No, no.

Tell you what, explain something to me.

How

would you have quit smoking yourself?

I quit.

An hour ago?

For a health issue.

Heh.

Guys, what the f*ck are you talking

about? You

smoked your joints until half an hour

ago.

Yes.

No... an hour ago...

And Paolo, listen,

what is this project about?

Eh, this project is about a person,

here, experiencing an identity crisis.

Interesting.

Interesting.

Yes. And he lives

in a big city.

E...

Full of details, the story.

Yeah, yeah.

And this city, I mean, it has

different social dynamics.

But you know I'm getting into it?

But is the main character a man or a

woman?

No, gender.

No, this protagonist is a woman.

A woman who decides to grow marijuana.

In what way?

I'm going to get an encore of this

pasta that...

Eh, in the sense that this woman grows

marijuana, for a matter of her own she

has to...

Carbonara, Turkish, nutmeg for

everybody.

No. Thank you.

Aran!

Honey.

Whose joint did

I find in the bathroom?

Paolo's.

Paolo's?

Yes, it was mine for the project, for

the

Stanislavsky method.

Ah, because you told me you

quit, you're not bullshitting me?

I have quit, yes.

And the smell I smelled on entering?

Deodorant.

The one I gave you for Christmas?

Not that one, another one.

Did you buy another one? And how much

did you pay for it, sorry?

400 euros.

400 euros?

Where did you get the money, that you

don't even work. Sorry.

And I do work.

You work? And what do you work now?

Look Paolo, I told you it was a f*cking

shitty idea to invite this.

I told you.

I knew you guys were assholes

, but getting busted for a joint in the

f*cking bathroom, man.

Did you guys start growing?

But is that why

you called me Aran?

Yes!

No!

Maybe!

Look, I'm leaving because I've

had enough trouble in

the past and I don't feel like...

It's certain that you've had enough

problems in the past, you were

cultivating

in the open air like Pablo Escobaro.

You're a f*cking wh*re.

Aran!

Aran!

What the f*ck do you want?

In the open air! They say.

Shut up! Who the f*ck are you?!

Umberto Eco.

That's enough now!

I can't take it!

You stay here and give us a hand.

You sit down.

Goodness gracious!

All right.

I'll help you. Just this once, huh.

Oh Adam! Adam!

You will no longer have to earn your

bread by the

sweat of your brow.

For it will be God's hand that feeds

you.

And you.

You believe that God

Who didn't give a damn for me

millennia.

Has reincarnated

in the form of a plant.

I'll make you into a muffin.

Stage 4, flowering.

For plants to bloom

illumination must

correspond to 12 hours light and 12

hours dark.

Feed the plants

with a green plant fertilizer.

Be sure not to overdo the watering.

You guys are just beautiful.

Of course sometimes I just don't

understand this world.

Wars are waged.

People k*ll each other.

People go into misery.

For very simple things.

Whatever. You say to us what does it

matter.

The problem is that when we say

what do we care, that we get screwed.

They say you k*ll

brain cells, you hurt.

The truth is that in my opinion, there

are

television programs, which do

even more harm, which k*ll even more

brain cells than you, and they are

even paid by the state.

You realize.

You are so beautiful.

Take care, have a good sleep, get some

rest.

I'll see you tomorrow. Have a good

night.

You too.

Both of you.

Good night.

Aran!

What's the matter with you?

With the melancholy.

But are you all right?

Do you smoke a little?

No.

Bye guys, see you soon.

Bye.

Don't worry, we'll have another one.

Eh.

Hello.

Yes, yes, it's me...

Yes.

Yes, I'm coming down.

If you want your friend safe and sound,

keep cultivating.

David.

It's not like we have much choice.

No, there would be a choice.

Meaning?

Eh, let's give them all the

seedlings and get Aran back.

Those guys want a ready job, it's not

that we want the seedlings.

But then how do we contact them?

Eh, maybe we write a note too

and put it under the door.

I don't write, I keep growing.

All right, I'll write.

I disagree, but have it your way.

Finish this collection

but we want two more of the same?

I told you we'd better

mind our own business.

But I just wanted to help.

Really help, go

get the notebook.

Got it.

Read a little.

Once the plants have flowered

proceed to harvest

using gloves and scissors.

Cut the plants.

Drying.

To proceed to the drying stage

once the tops are cut and cleaned of

excess leaves.

They should be placed upside

down in a dark place

with good humidity.

Getting to work.

To tell if the tops have dried

, you need to do the crunch test.

Once the branches are dried

you have to clean them of the remaining

leaves

and put the flowers in jars

to increase the aroma.

I wonder how

happy Aran would be now?

Are you an alien?

What planet are you from?

I'm from Caivano, however I have mom

dad, on the straight.

At the height of the four buildings.

So, my countryman.

Eh, yes, yes.

Boy!

But what are you thinking about?

Ah, many things.

About the fact that I left Naples to be

a director to join

the experimental center.

To Aran...

That he was kidnapped, and I hope it's

good

and I would like to find out who did

it.

And I can't sleep.

Problems have to be

dealt with one at a time.

Today we are here

tomorrow who knows.

Now I'm thinking about Aran.

I would like to understand who did it.

The answers, they are inside you.

Look, can I ask you a question. You who

maybe more or less know everything,

right?

I never understood anything.

But what is the meaning of life?

The meaning of life.

Eh!

It is the pu...

Paolo, but who are you talking to?

David, no, nothing.

Remember the garbage.

Yes, it's fine, I'll throw it tomorrow

Now it's late tonight.

No!

No! No! Nooooo!

I won't eat the salad!

Noo!

I don't like salad!

I hate it!

I'm anti-vegan myself!

Why uproot the seedlings?

And just...

I hate salad.

I don't eat salad.

I don't eat it! Here, oh!

It's not bad, though.

Never known this flavor.

Hmm!

Mmh!

Aran!

Aran!

Aran! Aran!

Aran!

Aran!

Aran!

Aran!

Aran!

Aran!

Aran!

Aran!

Aran!

Aran!

Aran!

Aran, it's here!

Aran, we're going to get you out now!

It's stuck, it'

s stuck.

On three, let's pull together!

Two, three!

Come on, Paride! It doesn't make sense

this thing here, Paris!

It doesn't make sense. This thing here.

Paride! It doesn't make sense this

thing here. Really!

Paride?

Did you recognize me?

Eh! Of course.

What the f*ck!

But why play all this game?

Oh, what the f*ck are you doing, oh?

Come on, don't be

like that, Paris! But that really I'm a

good guy, I

just wanted to grow marijuana,

I didn't want to go

this far, guys.

Why the f*ck are we here?

If you didn't want to be bad!

That I'm also losing my job at the call

center.

Yes, it's a call center!

Paolo! All right? It's a call center!

However, you guys have no idea

what a shitty life I have!

I have a job that doesn't gratify me.

It's

my ex-wife, Stella.

What do you mean she's your ex-wife?

She keeps asking me for money.

And my mother gambles

it all on the slots.

No.

And it's Stella...

who forces me to deal.

Don't talk bullshit.

I said Stella is dealing.

Not that she smokes it.

And I'm forced to deal it since

Mr. Green left.

Ah, do you know Mr. Green, too?

Aran...

I'm the doorman.

What does Mr. Green have to do with it?

Stella used to cultivate for Mr. Green.

Then she had a bad time

and decided to quit.

She, she had given him a notebook.

In it was written everything needed

to grow ganja.

But when Mr. Green disappeared...

well, the ganja is no longer to be

found.

So I snuck

into Mr. Green's house

and looked for the notebook,

looked for the seeds, but... they were

gone.

And that's where...

you guys come in.

I saw you guys going

back and forth with the pots with soil,

and there

I had guessed something.

Then when Stella came to dinner with

you

she recognized the magic a

and I had understood everything.

I had said no Paolo, that it was better

to

mind our own f*cking business. I had

said no!

What the f*ck is he saying?

He says he's sorry,

but he didn't imagine it.

And now so to avoid...

come to a bad end, I

want your keys.

What's going to happen to us now?

Ah, I don't know!

You guys were supposed to mind your own

f*cking business!

You should have done as I wrote you!

David!

Give him the keys, let's get it over

with.

Yeah, come on, give him the keys,

Davide.

I don't have them.

What do you mean you don't have them?

I don't have them.

How you don't have the keys?

You don't have the keys.

You always have them and

you always carry them.

I don't have the keys, guys!

You are the only one who when we leave

the house takes the keys.

You are the one

who takes the keys out of the house of

keys...

This time you don't have the keys...

Excuse me who is the one who carries

the keys among you?

Him.

Yes, but I don't have them. This time I

don't have them But are you sure you

don't have them?

Yes I'm sure I don't have them.

Possible that once I don't bring the

keys...

he doesn't have the keys. He doesn't

have the keys.

Eh! doesn't have the keys. Do a thing.

Do one thing!

Check it, check it, go...

How is it possible? Listen to your

friend. How is it

possible that you don't have the keys?

What are you doing?

Check it.

Check it better!

Go!

He doesn't have the keys!

How is it possible he doesn't have the

keys?

How does he come home now?

How the f*ck is that possible. For

once, for once,

that I don't carry the keys, you make

me a quarter of an hour piece

on the fact that I don't carry the

keys!

Once... just this one time.

Just shut up.

Paris.

You are a good person.

Set us free.

I can't free you, you've seen my face.

f*ck!

What the f*ck do I have to do?

I have to think what to do!

We don't tell anybody we saw your

face.

You can free us, you can do it.

David, that's enough.

If he said he can't, he can't, can he?

But who the f*ck are you with?

Paride!

Paride.

The sun!

The sun!

Paride!

The sun!

No, the moon, the moon, the moon.

Everything comes back dark.

f*ck could pass something now.

Whatever, guys, that's how it went,

come on.

I'm going to have the last joint.

Of my life.

In what sense are you doing your last

joint?

In the sense that I'm doing my last

joint.

Why do you have a joint?

If I didn't have it, I wouldn't be

doing my last joint.

How do you light this joint? Aran.

With the feet, with the stones. How the

f*ck do

I light a joint with a lighter, right?

I mean you have a joint and a lighter

and

until now you never said that?

Eh, you have an earring, a shirt,

you never said it until now.

Guys, meanwhile this is not the time.

Where the f*ck do you have it?

Indeed. Bravo, Davide.

If you have this f*cking lighter,

take it and let's get rid of it, right?

Tell me where do you have the lighter?

In my pocket, where the f*ck

do you want me to have it, the lighter

In my pocket!

Right or left?

This one! Here!

Come on, get it for me, come on.

Why do you want to

take my lighter?

Ah, right.

It's huge!

That's good.

Oh. That's good.

Now do with

the other verse, with the other verse.

The other verse.

The green one. Come on, give me, give

me.

Look.

Bravo!

Come on!

MacGyver

You to him, you to him! Paul.

f*ck, it doesn't work.

You to him!

It turned on!

Ah, no it turned on.

Oh.

Come here.

Go that it melts.

Go, go, go. Go.

Go that you're getting loose!

It's melting!

It's melting, come on!

Go!

Wait, you do me.

Siiii

Ah! Guys!

I thought that was weird.

I have the keys.

Guys...

They just arrested Paride and Stella...

Ah! Guys... do we make these bombs?

Eh!

10,000 km

the oceanic trans

I wanted to surprise them

the surprise she gave me...

She...

Him!

Damn her...