01x01 - Episode 1

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Catalina,
young and overtly beautiful,

is waiting
for Don Marco to arrive.

Don't cry.
Your tears are breaking my heart.

Don Marco kisses Catalina
and takes her in his arms.

-I haven't always been able to cry.
-No, no, no.

Please, don't say anymore.

I need to feel your skin.

But, tell me...

Don Marco touches her hair
and they lie down on the bed.

But, tell me one thing...

When Isabel leaves, will you go too?

Sorry, Joana, but do you have
any other clothes?

Yes... yes.

I have a vest top.

OK, great.
Can you take off your sweater?

Sure.

Much better.

And your glasses?
Do you need them for reading?

Well, kind of, yes.

OK, then.
We can carry on now.

Let's start again...

Aurora, without the stage directions.

Look at each other, OK?

Connect with one another.

From the top.

OK.

-From "I shouldn't...", Joana.
-OK.

I shouldn't be here.

I've been looking for you all night.

Francisco told me he saw you crying.

That's none of your business.

-If your pain...
-No, sorry...

Sorry, Luis.
Joana, can you try being a bit sweeter?

-Sure. Sweeter, OK.
-Yes, sweeter.

-From "I should't"?
-Yes, from there.

-OK.
-OK, then.

I shouldn't be here.

SELFTAPE
A SERIES BY JOANA AND MIREIA VILAPUIG

-Come on!
-Wait a second!

I'm filming, come on.

Don't be silly.

Hi, I'm Joana, I'm going to jump in.
Look at me jump in!

I'm Mireia and
I don't know how to swim.

-Say hello.
-Hello!

Hello!

Mireia's angry.

Mireia's angry.

I want to see myself.

Can you show me?

Look at that gap!

Hi! I'm Mireia.

-Hi, I'm Joana.
-I'm Mireia.

We're not going on Friday either.

I don't know who's going on Friday.

No! You just touched it!

Bye!

Joana.

-The battery's running out, Joana.
-Bye.

I'm Mireia.
I'm 10 years old.

Mireia has gone from being

a schoolgirl,
to one day going to an audition

with 800 people and now,
she has a Best Newcomer Goya.

Joana was a surprise,
even though she's Mireia's sister.

She came to the audition and honestly...

It just worked.

They wanted someone who looked
like Mireia, so who better than me?

How is it being the sister
of the star of the show?

To me she's just Joana.
She's not a star, she's Joana.

Pass the measuring tape.

You've got big boobs.

We had different measurements for you.
Marina...

See if you can find a corset
that's bigger around the boobs.

-But slimming.
-OK.

Maybe one of Doña Inés'.

I'm not sure, have a look,
but Doña Inés...

Find something sexy.
Take off your bra.

We'll find something.

Find anything?
Let's see...

-Try it on her to see how it looks.
-OK.

Can you hold it up?

This... With this we could...

She could wear it in the bedroom
scene to make her look slimmer.

But we're going to have to change
the size for all the costumes.

Were there more of these?

-Some, but they're smaller.
-What color?

All flesh colored.
Hang on a second.

Can I help?

-OK, turn around.
-Let's see how it looks.

Take a photo.

-Can I come in?
-Wait a moment.

Can I see Joana, please?

She'll be right out.

Joana...

Some water?

-No, thanks, I'm OK.
-Sure?

So, I wanted to ask how you are.
How you're feeling.

I'm good, good... really good.
I'm really excited.

All this is so cool and...

I don't know, the script...

Everything...
The costumes are...

Everything's just really cool.

The thing is...
I have a problem, Joana.

I made a mistake.

I'm so sorry.
Honestly, I really am sorry, but I...

I made a mistake.
This wasn't an easy decision.

The producer thinks the character
should have a different...

A different look.
And it's true that this character

should be more sensual, you know?

More sexual even.
A woman who's more sure of herself.

Joana.

That day, I didn't just reach my limit,

I reached my limit
in other ways...

When we got to Torelló...

It was crazy...

We were all wasted!

She sent us a photo of her feet!

Because I was lost!

I couldn't find you.
I couldn't even speak!

People were staring,
giving me weird looks!

You were dressed like Jack Sparrow.

We called her Jack Asparagus,
because she was all covered...

in sauce!

It was awful.

We asked for your location.

Location, not a photo of your feet!

I couldn't send my location right then!

I was totally wasted!

Simó and I were looking
for you all night.

We spent all night looking for
those blue and white tiles,

trying to find Joana.

Sorry if I offended you.

But when you talk to me,
all I hear is a buzzing sound.

What I want to do is dance.

So just dance with me.

Just dance with me.

What's the use of being so smart?

If you can't even...

If you can't even keep up with me.

-Hey! Did you take a photo of me?
-No.

I saw you.

-I saw you.
-I didn't take a photo.

-Show me your phone.
-No!

If you want a photo, ask.
I saw the f*cking flash!

Look at me!
Give me your phone!

What are you doing?
No!

She took a photo of me!

She's crazy!

What are you doing, Joana?

You're mental!

Juani.

I just left.
I didn't even say anything.

I just told him I understood.

That I f*cking understood.

I did so many auditions
to get that part.

They should've thought about it before.

All those auditions...
If you cast me,

you cast me.
You can't kick me out later.

You can't tell me you made a mistake

after all those auditions.

I know, Joana.
Listen, screw them.

Seriously.

It's not your fault.

They messed up.

And I just left without a single word!

I'm so embarrassed.

Hey... Hey!

Don't even joke about that.

You hear me?

Listen.

Joana.

-Joana.
-What?

You're amazing.

-You're the best actress I know.
-Whatever.

I couldn't work with anyone else.
I f*cking swear, Joana.

Seriously.

I don't know.
I want to be an actress.

And you are, Joana.

No.

Joana.

Aren't you going to say anything?

I don't feel like talking.

And take off your shoes.