01x03 - Episode 3

[bunniefuu]

You're awake!

How are you feeling?
Sleep OK?

Yes.

Need something for your hangover?

No, no.

I think you do!

It'll make you feel better.

Are you looking for your dress?

Yes.

I'll get it for you.

Take a shower if you like.

There are towels under the sink.

No, it's OK, thanks.

Where's my stuff?

-You're leaving?
-Yes.

Ah, you have to get to
that sh**t, right?

What?

Yesterday you said
you were starting a new sh**t.

-A TV show, right?
-Yeah.

Awesome!

Your dress is broken.

I know.
It doesn't matter.

-Want me to lend you something?
-No, there's no need.

You keep saying no to everything.

Come on, come with me.
I'll lend you something.

Don't lose it!

Mireia, are you sure you're OK?

Yes.

I'm making pasta, but there's probably
no point asking if you want some.

Mireia, there's a plate of pasta
here for you too.

Don't leave hungry.

I eat mine with olive oil,
but you can have yours with tomato.

Did we use a condom?

Excuse me?

Last night, when we f*cked,
did you wear a condom?

I saw an unopened box in your room

and there were none in the trash either.

If we did, just tell me
and I'll go get the morning after pill.

You're losing it.

-We didn't f*ck.
-Oh, whatever!

-We didn't!
-So why was I in your bed?

You were completely wasted,
so we let you sleep there.

Who's we?

Me and Sofi.

My girlfriend.

I don't believe you.

Well, that's what happened, OK?

f*ck this!
I mean...

I cleaned up your vomit and made you
a plate of pasta! You should thank me.

Where is she?

Working.

When's she back?

-She doesn't have a set time.
-Call her. Call her.

Call and we'll ask her. Call her.

She turns it off when
she's at work.

What?
Don't you believe me?

Why don't you ask your buddy,
that guy with the earring.

-He saw us putting you to bed.
-Who?

Tato's friend, Mireia.
You came here with him.

Wow!
You don't know who Tato is either?

-Why did I have blood in my nose?
-You spent all night doing lines!

-Don't you remember anything?
-No.

You showed up at 6am with some guys.
Tato was one of them.

You were kissing
the guy with the earring.

-And someone said you were famous...
-So?

What's being famous got to do with it?

Relax!

You let me in 'cos I was famous?

You asked what happened, right?

You were kissing the earring guy
and you started fighting.

It got violent,
so I told Tato to take him home.

They all left and
you stayed here partying.

On my own?

On your own... no.
You were cozying up to Charlie.

I guess because
he was the one with the coke.

If it wasn't for Sofi and me,
you'd have left with him.

Your bag might be by the door.

Check the hooks.

Mireia, stop assuming
everyone's trying to abuse you.

Start loving yourself a bit more.

Nico...

Joana.

Excuse me.

Here you go.

-Sorry?
-Your towel for the pool.

-Oh, yeah... Thanks.
-You did ask for a towel?

Yes... yes, yes.
Thanks.

See you!

Sorry, but no playing
with ba*ls in the pool.

Where does it say that?

Sorry, it's not allowed.

Kids! Let's go, let's go.

Hey, I'm really sorry about that.

Not a problem.

They're a pain! Only been here a week,
but it feels like a month!

No worries.

It's fine.

How long have you been at the hotel?

Two days.

Your face really rings a bell.
Do we know each other?

Probably from the hotel.

No, I feel like I've met you before.

Where are you from?

Barcelona.

But I'm not living here right now.

Wait, did you use to go to Postas?

No, no.

This is so annoying!

Violin!
Did you go to the Viaula School?

-No?
-No, not me.

-Damn!
-Not me.

It's because I've got
brown hair and brown eyes.

I've got a common face, that's all!

OK, I give up.

If I stop thinking about it,
it'll come to me.

I'm Marc by the way.

Lola.

And what are you doing
in this tourist trap? If I can ask.

I'm a psychologist.

I'm here for a conference
on systemic psychology.

Systemic psychology?

Wow! Sounds great.

I've never heard of it.

Anyway, I'll leave you alone.
If you need anything, I'm right here.

Nice to meet you, Lola.

Ask for Marc.

OK.

It'll come to me, I know it will!
See you!

-Marc.
-Hey.

Hi. I think the Italians
who were sitting here

took my clothes.

sh*t! OK, don't worry.
What have you lost?

A T-shirt and sweat pants.

OK, one moment.

Hey, Bruno! I'm here at
the rooftop pool with a client.

We think the Italians in 304
took her clothes with them by mistake.

A T- shirt and a pair of sweat pants.

Did you have anything else?

Yes, my house keys
and my credit card.

What about your room card?

-That too.
-That too.

OK, a credit card,
some keys and the room card.

Yes, hang on.
What room are you in?

Room 201.

OK, great,
I'll be right down.

Thanks.
See you now.

Here. Wait for me in room 201.
I'll bring you your clothes.

OK.

Can I come in?

Just a moment.

I brought you this.

From lost and found. In case you didn't
want to put your sweaty clothes back on.

OK, thanks.

-Shall I leave it here?
-Yes.

-Well...
-Very nice!

May not be your style,
but it looks good on you.

I'd better get going
before I get you into trouble.

You smoke?

Are you allowed to smoke in here?

You weren't allowed
to sneak into the pool either.

Yeah... Sorry.

Don't worry!

It's the most exciting thing that's
happened to me in this f*cking hotel!

-How long have you been working here?
-Three years.

-Wow.
-Wow.

I've thought about quitting
a thousand times, but...

It's not so easy, you know?

Sure.

Sure what? I bet you love
your job as a psychologist.

Actually, I'm not a psychologist.

And your name's not Lola either?

No.

You want a drink?

OK.

Oh, sh*t!

sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

How'd you open it?

Cheers.

I'm a mess!

My name's Joana.

Nice to meet you, Joana.

And what do you do in life?

I'm an actor.

Actor?

Hang on a moment.

No, wait a minute...

f*ck me! What an idiot!

Damn! That's why I recognized you.

It was driving me mad at the pool.
I was like: "I know this chick".

-Why didn't you say?
-The other thing just came out.

No way!

So, are you preparing
for a role or something?

No, not at all.

Actually...

I'm going through a rough patch...

I'm not even sure
I'm an actress anymore.

Well, you fooled me!

Easy crowd!

-Hey! Are you calling me stupid?
-No, no.

Wow!

My sister was obsessed with you.

Her bedroom wall
was covered in your posters.

Sorry.

-You must be so over people asking you.
-No, it's OK.

-Doesn't happen that often anyway.
-No?

No.

No.

So why are you thinking
of quitting acting?

You're doing great.

No, I'm not doing so great.

Just today I left
my best friend in the lurch

with this play we're doing.

I don't know... sometimes
I wish I had a job that was more...

More what? Lame, like mine?

-Yes, exactly!
-No!

-I'm telling you, you wouldn't.
-But without annoying tourists.

They're the worst.

But every now and then,

people come along that surprise you.

Wait, can I go to the bathroom?

-Are you OK?
-Yes.

-If you're not up for this, then...
No, I'm just a bit nervous, that's all.

Hey, don't worry about it.

-It's been a long time since...
-That's OK.

OK. Can I go on top?

-What?
-Can I go on top?

Can we change positions?

That good?

You really turn me on.

-Wait.
-Are you OK? Are you OK?

-Shall we change again?
-No, it's OK.

-Sure?
-Yes.

f*ck, I'm losing my hard on...

You want to blow me for a while?

You've got amazing skin.

-OK.
-What? What? What? What?

-Did I do something...?
-I have to leave.

Why?

f*ck!

It's just... I'm running late.

I feel bad you leaving like this.

Can we go out for a drink
or something one day?

Here. Save your number.

WHAT A CHICK!

I KNOW WHO SHE IS YEAH.
SHE'S GOT GREAT t*ts!

JOANA ACTRESS SEX SCENE

GO FOR IT, BRO.

ACTRESS WITH BIG t*ts
ON ALL FOURS REAL SEX

Joana.

f*ck!

Joana.

Can I get in?

You're the only girl in the group...

So were all the boys
in one room and you...

The girl of the group.
The girl all the viewers loved...

-Has anyone hooked up or not?
-No!

Any romance in the show or not?

You've kissed on screen

and maybe you've never
had a kiss in real life.

You love being surrounded by boys!

Yeah, I'm the only girl
in a group of six boys, so...

So your first kiss on the lips
was in front of the cameras.

-And? Did you like it?
-Yes!

Good news!

Maybe you've changed physically.

So, your life has changed completely.

People stare at you on the street,
they recognize you.

What would my life have been like
if none of this had happened?

SELFTAPE
A SERIES BY JOANA & MIREIA VILAPUIG