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Bob Trevino Likes It (2024)

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Bob Trevino Likes It (2024)

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[mouse clicks]

[keyboard clicking]

[dog barking in distance]

[cries]

[cries heavily]

[background chatter]

Um...

My boyfriend and

I, we-we-broke up.

Don't worry, though...

I'm... It's going to be okay.

I'm sure we're going

to get back together.

Yeah.

Um... I know you used to write

poetry when you were younger.

I did.

I actually wrote a poem

about this breakup.

You wanna see?

Uh, no, that's...

that's too small.

- I can't...

- I can make it bigger.

Oh, look. Hold on. But

let me show you somethin'.

Let me show you

somethin'. There!

All right. All right?

I mean, she's no oil painting.

What do you mean,

Dad? She's pretty.

Well, I mean,

she's not gonna win

swimsuit competitions,

that's for sure.

Isn't she in her sixties?

I hope I look like

that when I'm her age.

Yeah. No, I guess. I guess.

But this one. Oh...

This is gonna break your heart.

She got a great body, right?

- Uh-huh.

- But... Oh, no!

A face to protect it! [laughs]

Uh-uh.

She... She looks nice, too.

Permanent Halloween.

[chuckles]

Oh no! Slim pickings

over at Shady Oaks. Oh.

I'm the youngest one there.

I won the pickleball

competition. [chuckles]

They give me a big

trophy and everything.

I'm like the Michael

Jordan of Shady Oaks.

Those old women, they

love that. They love that.

Here, let me show

you another one.

Well, I tell you what.

I'm gonna text these to you,

all my options later,

so you can look at them on

your phone and just tell me...

- Okay.

- ...which one you think

is my best bet.

All right?

Bleugh, bleugh. [sighs]

I'm so tired of paying

to watch women eat.

Wha... I-I think

you're supposed to

be getting to know them,

you know, like talking...

I know, but why do you

need food for that?

You know what? I guess...

- I guess you don't!

- Yeah.

And also, listen,

I think it's time

to lock it down

with one of them.

And I'm pretty sure it's

this one right here.

- Mmm.

- That's Helene.

That's my frontrunner.

Hey, I think that she would

be pretty good for you too.

You know? Fill a space

that you didn't have.

We've been on a couple of dates,

and I think it's time

to close the deal.

And, uh, women like family.

That's great, Dad.

I mean, who doesn't

love family, right?

Women like meeting family!

- You!

- Oh! Me!

You, me, tomorrow night 7 p.m.

El Capparal.

It's Taco Tuesdays!

I'm gonna pull

out my black suit.

So you know I mean business.

But I'm gonna need you to, uh...

Oh, I mean, I... I

have nicer things.

I mean, I just

came back from work

with Daphne and her therapist...

Tomorrow night.

I'll see you then?

- Yeah.

- This could be fun.

[tapping table] You and me.

Back in the saddle again.

Oh, crap... I forgot

my wallet in the car.

- Uh, do you want me to...

- Oh, no. You're fine.

- You're fine. I got it.

- Okay. All right.

I'll get you later.

I'll get you later.

- Okay?

- Yeah, absolutely.

[chuckles] All right.

- But wear something nice?

- Yeah.

[cellphone ding]

[sigh]

I'm starting my LLC.

For my line of custom hair

dyes and nail polishes.

Melony and Renae and I

were supposed to start

this together, but...

They're gonna regret

it when it blows up.

And I'm gonna be driving

a Lamborghini SUV

when I get better.

Or maybe I'll get a jet

with a couple of pilots.

Ooh, Monday?

Let's look for some office

spaces for my salon.

Oh, wait... you have

the MRI next Monday.

What?

No! Let's just skip it!

I mean, look at me. I'm fine!

[clicks tongue,

sighs] Daphne...

I'm sorry. We can't skip it.

I know, I know it's

scary, but, you know,

I'll be there just

like last time.

All right. I guess so.

What are you gonna

call your company, huh?

I was thinking 'Dye Lux.'

[keyboard clicking]

Hello. How are you?

- Been better.

- Oh.

I'm so sorry to hear that.

I hope the rest of your

day is great. [chuckles]

I'm here to see a counselor.

It's my first time.

[sigh]

[drawer closes]

[papers rustling]

[sighs] Okay, just

fill this out.

[man sighs]

Can I borrow a pen, please?

A pen.

Okay...

I'm gonna need this

pen back. Okay?

[mouthing] Okay.

Bring it back to you.

I'm going to give

you many, many ways

that you can check

in with yourself

as you listen and

say, "Do I do that?"

"Am I doing that? Is this

what I'm up to?" [laughs]

So let's talk

about self-abandonment

and being self-abandoning...

[laughs]

How do you abandon

yourself, right? Like...

Are you really

getting this business

about self-abandonment?

Because it really does need to

be something you really get.

You want to be your

own best friend.

I know that's cliche,

but you want to do

what you would...

[woman] So... what

brings you in today?

Well, I broke up with

the guy I was seeing.

At least I think we broke up?

I'm just wondering

if there was something

I could have done.

I'm hoping this will help.

Got it! We'll see

what we can do.

Thanks.

This office is super nice.

[counselor] It's my

teacher's office,

but I get to use

it to do my hours.

Oh. How many hours you need?

3,000.

Wow! That's a lot

of hours! (laughs)

Oh, man. Okay. How

many have you done?

As far as private

one-on-one hours go,

I'd say I've done about...

12?

Wow.

Cool! That's great. You're

really on your way then.

- Yeah!

- You know, I was kind of hoping

that we could do this

all in one session.

I don't know if that's possible.

I don't make a lot of money,

but I talk really fast,

that's what people tell me,

so that could help.

Why don't you give

me your history

in your own words, and

we can go from there?

[click tongues]

Where should I start?

A lot of people like to

start at the beginning.

Oh...

Okay. [laughs]

All right, the

beginning... um...

All right. Okay, let's do it.

So, my mom got into drugs

when I was about four years

old, then she left us.

No one really

knows where she is.

And despite what my father says,

I'm pretty sure it's

not entirely my fault.

I was only locked in

there for 24 hours.

It wasn't like a huge deal.

It wasn't like I was gonna die

in that time period

or anything like that.

So it was totally okay. And

I understood why he did it.

You know, it got, it

got dark and scary.

So I ended up finding

my way back home

just in time for dinner.

And I made us his favorite

- macaroni and cheese!

I was in shock. I had never

seen anything like that...

I was frozen. I'd seen

it in movies, but...

I bet it's really

cathartic to smash things

and to swipe things off a table.

I mean, I bet it is, right?

I was only ten years old,

so what do I know? [laughs]

And then that was when

I decided to run away

with my life savings of

$9 from weed pulling.

I started down that road.

I was gone the whole day.

I'm pretty sure dad didn't

even notice that I was gone.

I got away before anything

really happened. Yeah.

Plus, I was wearing a skirt,

so it was kind of my fault.

And I hit this growth spurt,

so the skirt was really short.

I looked a lot older

than what I actually am.

Um, so now I just wear pants.

So I guess that brings us here,

or at least to the

beginning of my adult life.

[cries]

I'm sorry...

[counselor sniffles]

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

Are you okay?

You know, it's gonna be okay.

It's gonna be okay. Okay.

- [light music]

- [Lily] I'm excited.

[Robert] Yeah, me too, me too.

Just remember the plan, okay?

Which one is she again?

She's the one I showed

you on Facebook.

- I showed you. You remember.

- Right. Yeah. No, of course.

- All right.

- You forget something?

No! Uh...

All right... hey, so

you remember. You, uh...

- You got to make me look good.

- Yeah!

No, I mean, like,

uh... like, real good.

Like, uh, better

than I actually am.

Of course! I remember how.

Okay, okay...

Oh, also, I don't

go by 'Bob' anymore.

But, Dad, you've

always gone by 'Bob'.

No, the ladies...

they prefer 'Robert'.

[Lily] Oh, okay. But you

might just try being yourself.

Oh! Yeah! Like

that's ever worked.

- Hey, come on in! There you go.

- [man] Thank you.

- See that makes me look polite.

- Right!

[Robert chuckles] Showtime!

Okay. All right, now laugh

like I said something funny.

[both laugh]

[Mexican music

playing in background]

I'll have the Chicken

Mole Enchiladas

with the cheese on

the side, please.

[waiter] Of course.

Uh... So, are the enchiladas

included in the Taco

Tuesday special?

- [waiter] Uh, no.

- [Robert] No? Sure? Yeah.

[chuckles] I'm sorry,

penny saved, right?

[Robert] Help a brother out...

You know, they used to

call Dad 'Coupon Bob.'

[Helene chuckles]

He is so thrifty. Oh, my gosh.

Who doesn't love a man who

knows a good deal, right?

- Yes.

- Oh.

By the way, that is

awesome about your son.

Congratulations!

- My son?

- Yes.

I mean, you must

be so proud of him

being a vet and all.

A vet?

Yes, like a... like a doctor,

but for animals.

[chuckles] Oh, gosh. Um...

I'm sorry, did he go

to w*r? Like, what...

what kind of vet is he?

I don't have a son.

[Helene chuckles]

- [Helene] Robert!

- Huh?

Did you think I had a son?

Well, of course you don't.

You're too young. [chuckles]

Dad, I...

I never said that, sweetheart.

She don't have a

kid. [chuckles]

Oh!

Oh, oh, oh, of course!

No, you're into hot yoga.

I've always wanted to try that.

Yeah, you know what? Uh...

I don't know what's in

your drink. [laughs]

- Is there something wrong?

- Wh-what is happening?

What is she talking about?

Well, if I can be honest,

and she doesn't mind,

she went on her medication.

A different one this time.

And so we're working

it out as a family,

but it's cloudy up there.

I'm so sorry.

I think that I just got

a little bit mistaken.

I'm a little bit mixed up.

It's okay. It's gettin'

better. But... [laughs]

Bob, are you dating other women?

[both] No!

- No!

- No.

- [Lily] Uh-uh...

- Uh...

[sighs]

I need to get to an appointment

with my son.

Helen! Ugh, Helene!

[car tires squeal]

God! Look what you did!

I didn't mean to.

God! Do you have any

idea how many meals

I had to sit through

just to get here?

Now I've got to start all

over with someone new.

Good job!

Well, I'm sorry. I was confused.

I told you, she's the

blonde on Facebook.

They are all blonde.

I told you, she's a 60 year

old blonde on Facebook.

They're all 60 year old blondes.

I just was trying to help.

That's what you call helping?

Okay.

You know what?

You're done!

What? 'Done?' No!

I'm tired of you

ruining my life.

All right? We're over.

You go ruin your own life.

- [car door slams]

- 'Over?' Wait, Dad...

Please, Dad, open up.

Please, let's just talk.

What do you mean 'over?'

Come on, open it. Please...

No! I don't wanna talk to you!

I don't wanna talk to

you! Don't touch my car!

- Can we just talk, please?

- I don't want to talk to you!

- [engine starts]

- I don't want to talk to you!

- [Robert] Goodbye forever!

- Dad, no!

Dad!

[]

[phone ringing]

[Robert] Hello?

Hey, Dad, it's me.

Gotcha! [laughs]

Leave a message,

I'll get back to you.

- You have a great day.

- [voicemail beeps]

Hi, Dad. Oh my gosh, I always

loved that voicemail of yours.

So funny. Um, have you

been getting my messages?

I-I think there's been some

sort of miscommunication.

I'm almost done

working with Daphne.

Could you just text me?

I have a break later,

and, you know, we can...

talk, maybe?

All right, bye.

[Robert voicemail]

Gotcha! [laughs]

Leave a message.

I'll get back to you.

You have a great day.

- [voicemail beeps]

- Hi!

[woman] The mailbox is full

and cannot accept any messages.

Goodbye.

[]

[doorbell rings]

[doorbell rings]

Dad!? It's me!

- [Robert] Go away!

- Dad?!

Dad! Please. Let's come out...

Let's just talk, okay?

I just came here

to say I'm sorry,

and I really want

you to forgive me.

Please!

[Robert] Get off my porch!

[women] Look at Robert's!

Hi. It's okay. This is my dad.

I'm his daughter.

[woman grunts]

[Lily] Thank you. Dad!

[woman] Kaylie! There

she is. Kaylie! Kaylie!

I admit responsibility.

[Robert] I told you,

I'm done talking to you.

[banging noises]

You are trespassing!

And I feel threatened!

[Lily] Threatened? Dad!

No, no... n-n-n-n-no.

This is elder abuse!

Okay, Dad. I'm here to

make amends. Please.

I'll get you another date.

She'll be even better!

She'll be an oil painting!

I had an oil painting!

Dad, please.

Please, let's talk.

There's people here.

- [Robert] Good!

- Please.

Ma'am!

But... uh...

Dad!

[woman] Ma'am.

We take the safety and

privacy of our tenants

very seriously

here at Shady Oaks,

Miss Trevanio.

It's 'Trevino.'

Returning again without

permission from a tenant

will result in criminal

trespassing charges.

Understood?

[]

[Lily] Excuse me.

[man] What's she doing

at his house anyway?

[Lily] Found this great

childhood picture.

Happy Father's Day, everybody.

[keyboard typing]

[mouse clicking]

[text ding]

[]

[crickets chirping]

[mouse scrolling]

[mouse clicking]

Oh, that's nice...

Oh.

[clicks tongue]

What the...?

...hell?

[Facebook tone]

Dad?

[laughs]

- [keyboard typing]

- [Lily] Thanks for liking it.

[Facebook tone]

[Lily] Bob Trevino likes your

comment: "Thanks for liking it."

[door opening]

Howdy!

What are you doing

here on a Saturday?

I'm always here on the weekends.

Yeah, I got your email.

I just didn't know what the

heck you was talking about.

Hey, have you seen any packages

personally addressed to me?

I... It's just...

It's a personal

thing for my wife.

If you know what

I mean. [laughs]

Right... Right...

Uh... Hey...

Hey, can I show you something?

I've been studying the

Alpha Trail's property

I really think you

should reconsider

and follow up and tell them that

your approval is pending

the inspection, okay,

of the foundation, of course.

Are you trying to soil my plans?

Oh...

No. No, of course not.

Look, I'm just trying

to prevent a prob...

Get it? 'Soil'... Land...

- Come on, man, that's funny!

- [laughs]

Yeah, I get it.

It's very... It's very funny.

- [laughs]

- Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway, uh, I saw your plans.

Didn't seem to be any issues.

We're good to go.

Come on...

Come on, Harlan.

Harlan, you told me.

You told me not to include

it in there, remember?

Look, if you ask me personally,

I think we should hold off

and wait for the land

test, because those results

may make the land uninsurable

or, even worse, unsafe.

- [box claps shut]

- Eureka!

Say hi to Jackie for me.

Oh... Uh...

Jeanie... Jeanie.

Right. My bad.

No... No worries.

Is she still cutting up

pictures of the two of you

and gluing it on

pieces of paper?

Scrapbooking. Yeah.

Yeah, she still is.

I got to go, man. My

youngest got a game.

I'm assistant coachin'.

I'm taking my oldest on

a college tour next week,

which is like... woof!

- Oh, congrats. Congrats.

- Thanks.

The work never ends. Never.

Hey, that's, that's...

- That's what I hear.

- See you later, pal.

[door slams]

[hole punch clicks]

[Bob] Well, that was

damn good! [laughs]

Thank you, honey.

You're welcome.

Sandra said her husband

and some of the guys

from her church went

out for a drink tonight.

Oh, yeah, they go every Monday

and they watch the game.

- [water running]

- Why don't you go?

Could be good for

you to get out a bit.

You know, I don't drink.

And, you know, sports

is not my thing.

I know, but you might

want to try saying 'yes'

when someone asks you to go out?

- [water shuts off]

- You know?

I just think it'd

be good for you

to get out a bit and

socialize, make some friends.

[hole punch]

How about if you and I

watch a movie tonight?

I... I can't.

I'm prepping for the

convention this weekend.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I

forgot. I forgot.

I got to head back

to the office anyhow.

I need to buy more

supplies tomorrow.

Really? More supplies?

Didn't you... didn't you

just go the other day?

I know, but Precious

Pages just put out a line

of vintage antique paper

I think we should get.

It's a little pricey,

but it's worth it.

You don't think you have enough

paper here already, though?

Well, not vintage,

translucent vellum.

Honey, it's just that...

I didn't get that raise yet,

and it's not that I'm worried,

but it's not, you know...

It's okay. [chuckles]

It's alright.

I just had an idea for something

I wanted to do for him.

I'll figure something else out.

[music begins]

Ah, what the hell! [chuckles]

You know, go. Go for it!

Get whatever you want, babe.

Oh, my God. Yes.

See? See? See?

Anything for that smile!

[taps wall]

[]

[]

[Facebook tone]

[]

[Lily] Hi!

Are we related?

My name is Lily Trevino.

I'm only about an hour

away in northern Kentucky,

but I have relatives

in Wichita, too.

I guess there are probably

a lot of Trevinos all over.

[]

[Bob] Hi, Lily. I don't know.

My parents were from

Mexico. I'm an only child.

And my mother and I moved here

when I was three and a half.

We moved around

a lot after that.

But it could be possible.

[Lily] My dad's family

has roots in Spain.

My mom's were

European, too. I think.

She ran off when I was little,

and no one seems to

know where she went.

She got into drugs and, well...

[]

[Bob] My mother passed away

15 and a half years ago.

I still miss her every day.

Her name was Sofia.

[]

[keyboard clicking]

[Facebook tone]

[Bob] I bet you miss

your mother, too.

[]

[laptop shuts]

[]

[]

[lamp clicks]

You're all done.

Need anything else?

Yeah. I need you to chill.

Relax!

Okay. [chuckles]

I can do that.

[lawn chair squeaking]

[lawn chair squeaking]

[exhales]

[pencil tapping]

[Facebook tone]

[Bob] Hi, Lily.

Just checking in on you,

hoping that your

day is going well.

[Facebook tone]

[Lily] I'm okay.

Just hanging out with

the woman I work for.

She's cool.

[Bob] Oh, wow!

I am working in our trailer.

We're bidding for several jobs.

So, long days.

What do you do for her?

[Lily] I'm a live-in aide.

But I also like to write.

I'm trying to write poetry.

[Bob] Oh, wow. That's nice.

I don't have a creative

bone in my body.

But if you ever need a home

built safely and on time,

I'm your guy.

[laughs] He's funny.

Oh, yeah... it's...

my dad.

He's so funny.

Mmm...

[lips squeaking]

[Daphne exhales]

[Lily] Just had

the best lunch.

#bestlunchever.

[exhales]

[Facebook tone]

[music begins]

[keyboard typing]

[Lily] Gotta learn to walk

before we can run. #babysteps.

[Facebook tone]

Surprise birthday cake

I made for my dad

when I was little.

[Facebook tone]

[keyboard typing]

[Facebook tone]

[Lily] Wanna maybe

get a coffee sometime?

[Bob] I... I can't.

I have to work.

[Lily] K, but YOLO!

YOLO?

[Lily] You only live once!

Yeah.

[clicks tongue] You

only live once...

[Facebook tone]

[Bob] I don't go out much,

but let me see what I can do.

[laughs]

Oh, no... [laughs]

What's so funny over there?

Jeanie, I think I may

have made a friend.

- Really?

- Uh-huh.

Well, that's wonderful.

Who?

Some young woman friended

me on the internet.

I don't even know

how she found me.

Honey...

I think you're

getting 'catfished'.

No...

Wait... What's 'catfish'?

It's when a fake person

on the internet pretends

to be your friend

so they can get

something from you.

Oh, no, no, no.

I don't think

that's what this is.

I mean, she's a Trevino.

Her name's Lily Trevino.

Trevino? Are you related?

I don't think so.

No. I mean, I think

she was looking

for some relatives or

something, and then...

Here. Look.

- [paper rustles]

- Careful, the paper...

[Bob] Sorry. Sorry. See, look.

Mm-mm...

What? What?

What?

- [Jeanie sighs]

- You don't think she's real?

She... Come on. Come on.

She wants to meet for

coffee and everything.

Are you serious?

[doubting laugh]

Uh, I mean...

I don't know.

I mean, you told me to go out

and make some friends, so I...

I meant someone your age!

Not some strange woman

from the internet!

[Jeanie grunts]

Oh...

Jeanie... No, no.

No, no, no. It's

not like that.

I mean, it's just

some... some kid

who doesn't have

anyone, you know?

I remember what that was like.

She's just a kid who

never caught a break.

Look, look. She's

screaming into the void.

No one even likes her posts or

replies back. [clicks tongue]

See that? See?

I don't know. Maybe

I... I don't know.

I thought maybe I could have

something to offer. [chuckles]

Okay.

Just don't give her any money.

Jeanie...

Come on.

[music plays over earphones]

[Lily] Here's a flashback

to my basketball days.

[Facebook tone]

[laughs]

My new dad is so kind.

- [man] Hm.

- Hm. [laughs]

[laughs]

[music from earphones plays]

[Daphne] Hello!?

Lily!?

Help! I'm in the bathroom!

Hello?! Help!

Oh! Oh! Daphne!

[Daphne] Lily! Lily!

Daphne! I'm coming! I'm coming!

I'm so... Okay. What? Oh! Oh!

I was trying to use

the bathroom on my own

and the damn toilet

wouldn't flush.

- I got you. I'm sorry!

- Oh my gosh!

And now there's water

overflowing everywhere!

- Almost there. Almost there.

- Okay.

[Lily] Okay. Oh, you good?

- [Daphne] Yes.

- Okay.

- [toilet gurgles]

- [Daphne] What's happening now?

[Lily] No, no, no, no, no!

Oh my God! That

toilet is possessed!

It's a mess! Lily,

I don't like this!

What are we going to do?

My dad's out of town!

[toilet gurgles]

It's okay, you

know. I'll just...

I'll call my dad.

Okay. All right, then I'm out.

[whimpers]

[door knocks]

Hi.

Hi!

- Lily?

- Yeah!

Hey. Is it still, uh...

- Still leaking?

- Yeah.

I-I-I'm going to go

around to the side

and I'm going to turn it off

and I'll meet you back here.

Yeah. Thank you for coming.

I know this is

weird. I'm sorry...

Oh, no. Don't worry about it.

- I love helping people.

- Thank you again.

[Bob] Yeah, be right back.

[Bob] All right, so I turned

the water off outside.

We should be good to go.

- Cool. [chuckles]

- May I?

Yeah, yeah.

Absolutely. Go ahead.

Alright.

Okay, let's see

what we got here.

[Bob mumbles]

[Lily] I hope it's not too bad.

[clunking]

I think I got it. [groans]

[grunts]

Wh-what happened to

'it's good to go?'

I mean, did you break it?

Um...

No, no, I... I didn't break it.

I mean...

- [laughs]

- What?

You should see your

face right now. Hold on.

My face? Why?

- Look.

- Oh, no, no, no. Come on. No.

- [camera clicks]

- [laughs]

Ahh... No, no. Delete that.

That's... that's horrible.

Please delete that.

Alright.

So...

[wrench clanks]

All right! All I had

to do was trim it...

[toilet flush]

And now you're good to go.

[sigh of relief]

Thank you.

This is embarrassing. I'm sorry.

Oh, no, no. Don't

even think about it.

I know but, I mean, I

don't know how I clogged it

so much that all this

water came out so...

Lily.

Yeah.

When you get older,

you're going to learn

that sometimes in life

...sh*t happens.

[Bob laughing]

What?

It's not that funny.

- Well, you should see your face.

- No.

- [camera clicks]

- [laughs]

- Thank you.

- All right, alright.

Next time, just make sure

you have the plunger

next to the toilet,

and this won't

happen to you. Okay?

So, where's your plunger?

Uh, no. The plunger.

This is all I have.

That's... That's

the toilet brush.

Oh...

[Bob] So, what are the

basic necessities of life

do you not have?

Umm... college education,

health insurance, car...

[laughs]

So, in other words, you

don't have any tools, huh?

Not really, no.

So, if a problem

arises, what do you use?

I mean, how do you fix it?

- [mumbles]

- [laughs]

[speaks Spanish], girl.

How are you even alive?

All right, kid, come on.

Are you sure you don't have

the other type of flashlight?

You know, the kind of you

wind up... zzzzzzzzz...

like that in case

the power goes out

and she has to, you know,

phone dies and whatnot?

I will make sure it's

on the next shipment.

- Yeah?

- Yup.

All right.

Sorry. Have to get

it next time, then.

- That's okay.

- Yeah? No worries.

No biggie.

- Hey, can you grab the rest?

- Mhmm.

I'll go get a cart.

[chuckles] Hi.

Uh... You know, I think

I'm gonna have to use

a few cards, if that's okay.

Oh! It's been taken care of.

Your dad got it.

[music begins]

Oh God. I can't

remember the last time

I drank a cup of

coffee this late.

sh**t... I might be up

all night. This is crazy.

Well, You don't have to drink it

if you don't want

to just cause I am.

- Yeah, but... 'YOLO!, ' right?

- [laughs]

[phone rings]

I'm sorry.

Oh sh**t, I have to

take this. I'm sorry.

No, no, no, no, no worries.

I mean, is it okay

if I sit here?

- Yeah.

- All right.

Hi, Daphne!

Hey, did y'all fix that

demon toilet from hell?

- Yup! All good to go.

- Good. Where're you?

Oh... we're at D. Nalley's.

[whispers] Are you still

with your ex-boyfriend?

Yeah. I had to

come to his place

for some make-out

and takeout. Phew.

Don't worry about it. I

won't be out too late.

If my memory serves me correctly

he's cute to look at, but...

Okay, I gotta go!

Have fun with your dad!

Eh... [awkwardly chuckles]

Uhm...

Wow. Your dad?

Your dad?

I mean, I don't

know. I'm confused.

Is something...

What's going on here?

It's just Daphne... y' know...

I mean, did I know your mother?

- No. No.

- No.

Well, actually, I

really don't know.

- But... maybe?

- I...

I didn't... [coughs]

I mean, can we just

go outside and talk?

I just need a little fresh air.

[continues coughing]

[exhaling]

Okay, listen, kid...

I've always, always

used protection, okay?

And I haven't touched another

woman since I met Jeanie.

How old are you?

- Uhm... I'm 25.

- 25...

Was your mother

the estate lady I messed

around with when my moth...

No. No, she wasn't.

It was the adjuster who came

to my house to assess...

No, Bob. No. It's

nothing like that.

No?

I...

I may have let Daphne believe

that you were my dad.

Why did you let her

think I was your dad?

I'm not your dad.

You understand? I need

you to understand that.

That I'm not your

dad. I'm nobody's dad.

You... you don't have

to be so mean about it.

I'm...

I'm not being mean. I'm

just a little upset.

I just need you to understand

that I'm not your father.

I know but...

You talk to me!

And... and you listen,

and you give me advice.

And you liked all my posts!

I'm sorry if there was

a misunderstanding,

but that was not my intent.

Come on! Come on, where you

going? Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Come on... Lily!

- Lily! Wait! Wait!

- [car horn blares]

- [Lily panting]

- Hey!

- Watch where you're goin'!

- [man] My bad. Sorry.

Lily! Lily! Stop.

Stop. Please stop.

I know I f*cked up! Okay, Bob?

No, I never said that!

I befriended a stranger

on the internet

so I could feel

like I have like...

like a family like everyone

else! Or something...

I don't even know,

honestly. And just...

You know what? I

know how this goes.

Okay, so we could just,

please, can we just not do it?

Please! Just rip

the Band-Aid off.

Just go home. I'm so

sorry. I'm so sorry!

Okay? It's fine. I'm...

We don't have to see

each other again.

And it's okay... It's fine.

Okay, okay, okay.

Could you stop talking

for one second, please?

Can you please listen

to me for a second?

Look, just because I'm not

your father doesn't mean that

we can't be friends, okay?

All right?

And I know, I know we just met

a couple hours ago.

But I care. I really do.

And I don't know why, but I do.

And when you care

about somebody,

you don't just stop talking to

them because you have a problem.

No, no. You, you, you work it

out and you talk it through.

Okay, so...

let's talk.

Yeah? Come on...

[inaudible]

So you never wanted to be a dad?

Oh, no, no, no. It's

not... It's not that.

Well, Jeanie and I...

we... we lost a child.

Oh.

His name was David.

I'm sorry.

No, no, don't be. Don't be.

We knew when he was born

that we weren't going

to have long with him.

It's just... 'cause

kids with his condition

95% of them don't

live past 18 months.

But our David...

Our David lived 21

months and two days.

I was so proud of him.

So you see it's not that

I didn't want to be a dad.

I mean, I was...

Am!

I mean, I don't know

how it works, but...

And Jeanie...

Man, she started

preserving everything.

Every outfit he ever wore,

jars of food he ate from...

because... because he loved...

he loved canned peaches.

Don't know why that boy was

obsessed with canned peaches.

But we had to buy them

in bulk. It was so crazy.

And, uh, she kept every single

one of his hospital bracelets.

But for me, it was...

it was too painful

to look at all that stuff.

Just wasn't for me.

And, you know...

it's never been the same since.

Couldn't you guys

still have a kid?

At our age?

Oh, God, no. No.

I mean, we got a bit

of a late start anyhow.

And, you know, I want,

I want to protect

our privacy here, but...

I mean, grief can take

a toll on a marriage,

boy, let me tell you.

You know, then she found

scrapbooking and she was

able to handle her feelings,

and we managed.

And boom! You know.

It works for her. I

work all the time.

And here we are. [chuckles]

That's it.

Hey... umm...

This was nice. I'm

glad we did it.

Same.

We should do it again sometime.

Oh! I have next Tuesday off.

- Oh yeah?

- Yeah, I think so.

D'ya like sports?

Check, please.

[Lily] You ready?

[Bob] Ugh... Look...

I, um... I think...

I think I'm just going to

sit it out and watch you.

That's not how you

play the game, Bob.

I suck at basketball, okay?

That's fine. We'll just

play a little game.

- No, it's not fine. Not okay.

- It absolutely is fine.

Seriously, just watch me.

- All right?

- All right.

- [ball bounces]

- Simple. You can do it.

- Seriously?

- Uh-hmm.

- Just do that?

- Yeah.

You got a lot of faith in me

- that I don't have in myself.

- Yeah.

[laughs] Bob! What is that?

[Lily laughs]

I just can't. I

don't- I can't play.

Oh! Okay.

[Lily] You're leaving?

Oh, my God! Okay...

I'm kidding!

Did you think I'd really leave?

[both laughing]

Funny!

- All right.

- Oh, hey, hey.

Why did Cinderella always

lose at basketball?

Cause she ran away

from the ball.

She ran away... She

ran away from the...

You get it? She ran?

- Yeah, no. I get it.

- And it works for any sport.

Baseball... Uhm...

Obviously not hockey because

that's a puck, but...

Ran from the ball.

Ran from the ball.

Come on, just try!

[chuckles] Bob... come on...

- [Bob] What? That's incredible.

- This isn't funny.

Okay, I get your point.

You brought me here

to humiliate me.

Listen, I didn't know

you were that bad.

That bad!

[Bob] So, wait...

The competition's going

to be in the hotel?

Yeah, they've redesigned it

to make it look

like Machu Picchu.

I've always wanted

to go to Peru.

And I heard they have these

little boats that take you

from casino to casino,

just like Italy.

Hey, maybe I can come with you.

We can go... go dancing.

Huh?

You can't.

You won't be able

to see the meteors

with all the lights of Vegas.

Wow. You remembered.

Of course I remembered.

You should go out to the

property to watch them.

That's where you

can really see them.

Why don't you come with me?

- Come on, let's go camping.

- [laughs softly]

[bag zips]

[Bob] Hi, umm... It's Bob.

Is this thing even recording?

Okay. You said it was going to

be easier to do voice memos,

but it doesn't really feel easy.

Hey, anyway, I used to

go camping with my dad

so I'm glad you can tag along.

I already packed my extra tent

and everything we might need.

Bye? Oh, God... I don't know...

[car pulling up]

[car horn honks]

Hi!

[talk radio playing]

- Hey!

- Hello.

Thanks for letting me

tag along and everything.

Yeah.

Thanks for joining me.

Of course.

Hey, can you put a seatbelt on?

- Oh, yeah - Thank

you. Thank you.

I really wanted Jeanie

to come with us,

but, you know, she's gotta

defend her annual championship.

- Ooh.

- Yeah.

I can't wait for the

two of you to meet.

Can't wait to meet her.

You know, I've never

been camping before.

What!?

No!

No!

[birds chirping]

[Lily] I saw the sign.

'La Familia Trevino'

Trevino means 'three vines.'

Yup.

I'd like to learn Spanish,

but my dad doesn't speak it.

Hey, I'll teach it

to you, if you want.

Here and there.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Gracias!

- [speaking Spanish]

- [chuckles]

[Bob] It's so weird.

They usually show

up right about now.

I don't know why

they're so late.

[Lily] Does this

happen every year?

[Bob] Oh, yeah.

The Perseids happen every

late July and August.

And they're named after

the Perseus Constellation.

Huh...

How do you know so

much about this stuff?

Well, when my father

left us... [chuckles]

...reading made me

feel less alone.

So I read everything I

could get my hands on.

And I also collected rocks,

which drove my mom crazy

because she'd always

find them in my pockets

when she was doing laundry.

I don't know. I've

always wanted to be

a geologist or an

astronomer, I guess.

- Really?

- Mm-hmm.

Why didn't you?

I don't know. I guess

life got in the away.

See, these... these

showers happen

only when the earth intersects

with the path of a comet.

And I know it's just debris

sh**ting through the sky.

But it's one of the few things

that still remains magical.

It's also believed

that sh**ting stars are

the tears of Saint Lawrence,

listening to the wishes

of us mortals down here.

Is that why you come out here?

To make a wish?

Every summer for

the past 10 years.

[fire crackling]

Is it hard for

you to talk about?

Yeah, well, Jeanie and I...

we don't talk about it.

We just... just never have.

Why not?

Wouldn't it help? I mean...

You know, we were going to

build our home right here.

Right there.

When Jeanie got pregnant,

I bought this property

and I've been paying

on it ever since,

but I haven't done a damn thing.

But the plan is to build

on it before we retire,

because you got to build

up those happy hormones.

Y'know what I mean? Because

nature will do it for you...

animals...

You've ever... You

ever had a pet?

I don't trust

myself with animals.

I'm afraid I might

accidentally hurt them.

Aw, no, no. Now, why

would you think that?

I had a dog once.

When I was eight.

He was a little Maltese mix.

- Aw, cute!

- He didn't have the long hair.

Like the show dogs or

anything like that.

- He was definitely a mutt.

- Mutts are better.

His name was Charlie.

I found him when the

owners next door moved out.

They locked him in a garage

without food or water.

Oh, no! Oh, my God,

that's so horrible.

He was skittish at first.

Oh, my gosh! I loved

him so much. [chuckles]

I didn't have any friends

because we moved around so much.

So I took Charlie

everywhere with me.

I told him about my whole life.

And, uh...

He never yelled at me.

He's just happy to be with me.

And I was so happy to have him.

That's so sweet.

Yeah, well...

One day, I was in a good mood,

so I was listening to music

and dancing, and I really

wanted to dance with Charlie.

So I, umm... I picked him

up by his front legs...

And I didn't know.

He yelped.

My dad saw the

whole thing. So...

He yanked him from my

arms and said, uh...

"Clearly, you don't know how to

take care of an animal,

so you can't have him."

Then he took Charlie

to the pound.

- I abused an abused dog.

- Oh, no, no.

You didn't abuse the

puppy. No, you didn't.

I mean, you were just a

kid. You didn't know better.

Come on. Come on. Your father

could have explained it to you.

I would've done it the right

way if I had just known.

Hey, of course you would've.

Of course you would've.

Mira, Lily...

[speaking Spanish]

I don't know what that

means. I'm sorry. [laughs]

It means we're all, we're

all a bit broken, you know...

But, you know what...

You're gonna be fine.

I promise.

[]

Oh, sh**t! There it is!

Look! Look! Look!

See right there?

Oh, wow! Oh, my gosh!

That's beautiful.

Oh, my God...

Oh! Over there! Look it!

[Lily laughs]

[Bob laughs] Oh, my

God! It's beautiful!

See right there? Right there,

right there, right there.

[Lily] Where? Where, where,

where? Oh! There it goes!

[Bob] Oh, man!

[music rises]

[Bob] Hey.

Yeah, just toss everything

in there. It'll be fine.

Alright. Don't want

it bangin' around.

- [text alert]

- [lid slams]

Oh, hey!

Hey, Jeanie just won

the championship again!

Dang it! I knew that

woman would get it.

Whoooooo!

- Pretty badass.

- Yeah!

It's cool they have

scrapbooking competitions!

Oh, hey! sh**t! I forgot.

I got a... I gotta

make a quick stop

on the way back by your place.

- Is that alright with you?

- Sure! For what?

Oh... It's a surprise.

A surprise?

[birds chirping]

[woman's voice] Coming!

Oh, hey, hey, hey. I'm sorry.

I know you're closing,

but we were running late.

We won't be long. Can we

take a quick look at them?

Thank you! Thank you!

[dogs bark]

[]

[door rattles open]

[Bob] Oh. Oh-h*-h*.

- Oh, what a good boy!

- [dog whimpers]

Look at that! Look at him!

How cute!

Come on, mister. Come on...

[dog whimpering]

He's so cute! [chuckles]

It's okay. Now you go.

No...

Come on. You can dance

with him. Look, look, look.

[laughs]

You just gotta hold him

completely, that's all.

- No.

- You wanna try?

No. I'm good, thank you.

You can do it.

Ahhh, there ya go, there

ya go, there ya go.

you! He loves you!

[cries]

[music swells]

[Lily sobs] Hi.

[Bob] Come on.

[Lily sobs]

[inaudible]

[Lily] Thank you so much!

Oh, my God. Hey. Hey, buddy.

- Is he licking you?

- Oh, my goodness! Hi!

Go for it. Come on.

Where did you get that from?

[Lily laughing on video]

- [Bob] Oh, buddy...

- [Lily] Oh, my goodness!

[Lily and Bob laugh]

[Lily on voicemail] Hey, Bob.

Hope you got home okay.

Maybe I will get one

of my own one day.

...when I'm ready.

No one's ever done anything

like that for me before.

Thank you.

[quietly crying]

Congratulations.

[sighs]

Wanna show me the

book you made for him?

[]

- Oh, my God. We were so young.

- [laughs]

- Can you believe that's us?

- Mm-hmm.

- That was our first sonogram.

- Yeah.

And this page is all

his favorite color.

Do you remember how

his eyes would light up

when he saw green?

[Bob] Yeah.

Yeah, he loved that

little stuffed fro-

- Frog.

- And the sound it would make.

Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit...

[laughs]

I looked it up and he probably

would have been studying

rocks and soil and

minerals and maybe even

atoms and energy and

different types of matter.

I bet he would have gotten

a love of science from you.

[]

[Jeanie] I always thought

he would like baseball.

Do you remember

how he used to grip

that little rubber baseball?

- Oh, my God.

- So tight.

I could never get

it out of his hand.

He's was such a born

athlete, that kid.

[sighs]

That he wouldn't

have gotten from you.

No, I guess not. [chuckles]

[]

[Daphne] Lily!

- [Lily chuckles to herself]

- Lily!

- What's going on with you?

- Nothing.

Seriously, you've

been half here.

It's been going on for a while.

Sorry. It's just,

um... family stuff.

Well, you... you

wanna talk about it?

It's kind of embarrassing.

Yeah. I'm sorry. I'll

pay more attention.

I know you don't see

me as a real friend.

What!?

You leave as soon as

your hours are done.

You just go hide in your room.

Daphne!

I used to hang with

my girls, but...

once everything

progressed, well...

It's just... I don't

know. I... [sighs]

It's like

looking at a life that I

don't get to have anymore.

And I find myself trying

to hide all this stuff.

It's really exhausting.

I'm just saying...

it means something to

me when we hang out.

I just wish you were more

present and open with me.

I wouldn't judge

you or anything.

Okay, well... [clears throat]

You know that man

that fixed our toilet?

- You mean your dad?

- Yeah...

He's not really my dad.

Who is he?

Uhh... [chuckles]

He's a guy from the internet.

That's really weird.

You said you wouldn't judge!

He's, like, 80 years old!

Daphne! He's not 80.

He's like, what? 50?

- Same thing!

- 60, maybe.

What are you doing meeting

50-year-olds on the internet?

It's a little hard to explain,

but my dad stopped

talking to me,

so I went searching for him,

and then I accidentally found

another Bob Trevino,

and he's so nice.

We just started talking.

We're just friends!

You chat with guys online.

Yeah! Our age!

You told me to open

up, so I opened up.

Your dad must've been

a real piece of work

if you needed a fake dad.

[chuckles]

You know what? Let's

go get dressed.

I got the perfect place for you.

And you totally need it.

Okay...

[loud smash and music]

[man] Oh, I love you,

I love you, I love you!

[bell rings]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[man] Okay! Okay! Okay!

- [woman] Oh!

- [man] Oh, God.

[giggles with excitement]

[man] Congrats. Oh.

Phew. Nice work.

[exhales] Breathe

it out. Breathe...

Thank you.

[Daphne] That's awesome.

[man] All right, you're next.

You got 5 minutes. Smash away.

And welcome to The Rage Room.

- Thank you.

- Now get in there.

All right! Come

on, girl. Let's go!

[giddy giggle]

- [heavy rock music plays]

- All right. Come on!

[Daphne] Okay.

Hit something!

Let's go!

Get angry!

[Daphne sighs]

- I can't.

- What!?

Of course you can!

No...

No! No! No!

Pick that back up

and let it out!

Like... like a primal

scream. Like this...

[screams]

[heavy rock music plays]

Girl...

[text ding]

[Bob] Nos vemos pronto!

- [text dings]

- That means "See you soon."

Is it weird that I'm

angry you can't get angry?

Aww, Daphne. I'm sorry.

Listen, let's just stay here

and watch people

smash more sh*t.

I can't. I made plans

with Bob to play pinball.

Bob! Eww! Okay. Bye.

- [phone rings]

- I mean, he's calling me.

- Whatever!

- I'll see you in a second.

Hi, Bob.

[Robert] Wait, what

happened to Dad?

[sighs]

Dad...

Well, don't sound so surprised.

Why wouldn't I call

my own daughter?

I haven't heard back

from you in a while.

Well, I needed some time.

I did some thinking,

and I want to talk.

That's great.

I'd love to talk.

Okay, well, I'll come your

way and make it easier on you

since you don't

have a car and all.

Okay, um...

I'm free from work next Tuesday.

I could be at D.

Nally's in an hour.

I can't right now. I'm

going to go meet someone.

I mean, I wouldn't call you

if it weren't important.

- No, I understand, but...

- Hey, hey, hey...

We're all each other's got.

Well, what could be more

important than family?

I'm trying to make

up here, Lily.

Don't blow me off.

Dad! We didn't make plans.

Well, we're making

them now, aren't we?

[music rises]

Okay. Fine.

I'll meet you at D. Nalley's.

Okay, I'll see you soon then.

[]

[Bob] I've been waiting here.

Okay. Well, I can't

get a hold of him.

He doesn't pick up.

I text. Nothing.

Okay, but...

Yeah, okay. All right.

I'm sure. I'm sure.

- Sheesh!

- [car tires roll over gravel]

[car door opens]

Here for the walk-through.

You're an hour and a half late.

I can't. I can't.

I got to go, man.

[equipment slams]

I'm meeting somebody.

Harlan said you're

always available.

Well, Harlan's not

always right, now, is he?

[chuckles]

Can't. I got... I gotta go.

Sorry.

[Lily] I have to

reschedule. I'm sorry.

Aww, man.

[engine starts]

[jukebox playing]

[restaurant door chimes]

[door closes]

[Robert] Well, hey

there, hey there!

Oh, my God!

This place is so far away!

Next time let's, uh...

let's pick a place

a little closer to me, alright?

I mean, I'm in my 60s now.

Dad, you just turned 60.

Well, you'll see. You'll see.

[both laugh]

It's good to see you.

Yeah, it's good to see you,

too. Hey, you look good!

Thank you. I feel good.

Good.

Do you want anything?

Oh, no, no...

These diners, you

know, they overcharge.

Hmm.

So, how you been?

You know, I've been doing okay.

Yeah, uh...

I've been doing some thinkin'...

And, uh... uh... I've got...

I've got some stuff that I

wanted to share with you.

All right? And, uh...

uh... we can take turns.

Uh... I'll go first and talk

and you can listen and, uh,

you know, like they do on TV.

And then once I'm done

talking, you can talk.

Uh... How's that sound?

That sounds very

mature and reasonable.

Okay. Here you go...

[Lily] Wow. You've been

doing a lot of thinking.

I have.

Hmm.

[Lily] Dad... um...

Is this an, umm... is

this an itemized list

of all the expenses

of being my father?

It's a start.

[chuckles]

This.

That's what it cost

me to raise you.

[papers rustling]

- Dad! There's baby food on here.

- Yeah!

You seriously think

that I owe you for this?

I'm not saying that you owe me.

I wanted you to know

what you've cost me.

What... what about you?

To be fair, you've

cost me a lot, too.

Wow, okay...

Well, well...

you know, I may not have

been the best father.

But I'm sure a better

father than what I got.

Dad. Come on... Dad...

No, I...

Dad, please. Can

you just look at me?

- Hey.

- Dad.

God, Lily...

I mean, one day you're not going

to have me to pick on anymore.

Dad, I'm not picking on you.

A relationship is

a two-way street.

Okay?

But is it my turn to talk now?

Well, sure. That

doesn't seem to...

Yeah, go ah...,

mm-hmm, go ahead.

Okay... Okay.

Thank you.

I made a new friend.

His name is Bob, too.

Okay. A boyfriend?

No, no.

Bob is your age. Just a friend.

What's he do?

Um, he's a... a manager.

He works with architects

and contractors.

Ooh.

That must be nice.

Yeah.

- I need to borrow some money.

- [Lily laughs]

Dad, I don't have any

money. You know that.

Well, what about your friend?

I mean,

is he, uh, helping

you financially?

Bob?

No!

But he would?

I... guess maybe if

I really needed...

I'm sorry.

I'm not understanding the

point of this question.

Okay... I'm just saying, like,

if... if... if you needed him...

I mean, let's just say

that your, your dad,

he needed something?

[laughs]

Y'know, I can't believe

that I actually thought

that you wanted to see me.

God, I'm so stupid.

I'm not going to ask

Bob for money, Dad!

I cannot do that.

You look just like your mom.

And you act like her, too.

Just sort of a

constant reminder.

I don't know how you

think that makes me feel.

You know, I could have

dropped her on the spot

the day she relapsed, but,

no, stupid me, I stayed.

And when... when she promised

me that she was on the pill,

I believed her.

And then even after we split

and the judge deemed

her incompetent...

Who took you in!? Who!?

I know you did.

Do you know where

you would be without me?

Dead!

You'd be dead without me.

You only care about yourself.

Thankless.

[keys clanking]

[papers rustle]

No. I'm gonna leave this

with you. You carry that.

Thankless!

- Thankless!

- [door opens]

Ohhh.

[door closes]

[]

[Lily] Hi, Bob!

How've you been?

I've been doing

a lot of thinking

and I... I wrote this poem.

You actually inspired it.

I hope you like it.

[]

[whistles]

- [mouse clicks]

- Hey...

[door opens]

[door slams]

- Hey!

- Somebody got hurt, Bob!

- On your watch!

- On my watch?

What are you talking about? Who?

You left the Parker job.

The inspector tried

to do it on his own

and he fell and

he broke his hip.

He's got a P.I.,

man. He's suing us!

- What!?

- What're we gonna do?

Okay, I guess your raise

will have to wait, bud.

God! How could you

let this happen?

No, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, but this has

nothing to do with me, okay?

You shouldn't have left.

You should have stayed there.

I thought you cared about

safety, but you don't.

Oh, I care about safety, okay?

I'll show you.

I'll show you how much I care.

What the hell are those? We

don't need this right now!

This is every material

safety data sheet

you told me to dismiss

in the last few years.

That you told me

to just throw away.

But you know what?

I kept them in case

anybody needed them, in

case anybody got hurt.

And these are the receipts

for every single inspection

you told me to skip.

But I did on my own,

out of my own pocket

to keep people safe here.

Okay? So don't tell me that

I don't care about safety.

Well...

if you don't like the job,

then maybe you

shouldn't be doing it.

Well, you know what?

You know what? For

once, you're right.

You're right.

I am right!

Wait... Wait a sec...

What are you doing?

What does it look

like I'm doing?

Hey, man... Hey, listen...

Hold up! Hold up! I don't...

I don't... I don't...

I mean, you can't go.

You and me, hombre!

f*ck!

Come on, man.

We're a team!

Come on. Come on.

Let's talk about it.

I need your help.

[Bob] It's too late for that.

Don't leave me like this.

You wouldn't have left my dad.

I'll look at them receipt books.

- What about a raise?

- [phone rings]

- Whatever you want.

- [Jeanie] Hi, honey.

- Jeanie.

- Hi.

- Guess what.

- What?

You're never gonna believe this.

- I've got some good news.

- You do?

- I quit my job!

- Really!?

- Uh-huh. I feel so happy.

- It's about time.

- Oh, yeah.

- Wow.

Let's celebrate!

Honey?

[breathes deeply]

Ohhh...

Bob?

[Lily] Hi, Bob! Are you okay?

[sighs]

[startled panting]

Hi, Bob!

It's Lily.

Sorry for sending you

this message so early.

I haven't heard back

from you in a few days.

You okay?

Did I do something wrong?

[]

Hi, Bob! It's me again.

Sorry, I know I've been

sending like so many messages,

but I'm literally free anytime,

so you can just call me.

I just want to know where

you are and where you've been

and if everything's okay.

All right. Sorry. I

know I'm rambling, bye!

I'm actually on the bus on the

way to your place right now.

I have about two more transfers,

so it might take a

little bit of time,

but could you please answer

me when you get this message?

I'm very worried.

Thank you so much.

[]

[door knocks]

Bob!

It's Lily!

Bob! It's me!

Bob!

[man mutters]

[Lily] Just trying to get in

and make sure you're okay.

Bob! I'm gonna try and come in!

Bob!

- Bob!

- [woman] Police!

Step back from the house.

Put your hands where I

can see them. Hands up.

Come on down. Get

off the recycling.

Let's go!

You mind telling

me what's going on?

[police radio chatter]

You gotta call someone

to come get you.

I'm not just gonna

leave you out here.

There's nobody.

[woman] Come on. Nobody?

Uh-uh.

You don't have any

family? Any friends?

Boyfriend?

Nobody at all?

No.

There's someone. Come on...

[police radio chatter]

Yeah.

- [car door closes]

- You okay?

You doing alright?

It's okay. It's okay.

[engine starts]

[heart monitor beeps]

[text ding]

[multiple texts ding]

[Jeanie gasps]

[big breath]

You're awake!

[Daphne] Girl! Where

the hell are you?

The backup aide is here

for now, and I'm fine.

But I'm worried about you.

Seriously, I need

you to call me back.

I need proof of life.

[pages flipping]

You cut me out?!

It's all going to my

girlfriend when I die.

Whoever she is.

The family album.

Why did you cut me

out of all the photos?

Oh... well, no, not all of them.

Dad, I'm your daughter.

Why would you cut me

out of any of them?

Oh... okay.

That was Caroline.

Remember?

She didn't want to

date a guy with kids.

- Caroline?

- Yeah, yeah.

The one with the red hair.

Dad, I have literally no idea

who you're talking about!

And the highlights.

And the little dog that

I gave her for her 40th.

Fat lot of good that did me.

Did I... Did I just hear you

say you gave her a puppy?

You took Charlie away from me,

and you gave this woman a puppy?

- Who's Charlie?

- My dog, Dad!

That was a long time ago.

Plus, she was a gold digger.

She ran off with some rich guy.

Baby, it doesn't matter.

You cut me out of

our family photos

for a woman that you

dated for like 5 minutes

and barely remember!

Just because she

didn't want kids!?

Let's just settle down, Lily.

Let's just calm down

and breathe. [inhales]

- Breathe, Lily.

- Dad, stop! Stop saying my name!

- Lily...

- I do not need to breathe!

What I need is a dad.

I was just a little kid. What

did I do to deserve this?

All right.

I don't know what's

going on with you

but you need to

show some respect

and apologize to your father.

I'm sorry, okay?

I am so sorry

that I cramped your dating

life when I was four.

I'm sorry that I breathe wrong.

- I'm sorry. Okay?

- Hey! Calm down!

I'm sorry that you're such

a bitter, negative person

and nothing is ever your fault!

I said to cool it! All

right? Settle down!

My friend Bob was a stranger

to me two months ago

and I think that I have

more sweet memories with him

than I've had with

you my whole life!

I'm Bob!

And where was he

when you needed him?

- Oh...

- Yeah.

- [yells]

- [bottle shatters]

You know what? Maybe

it's my turn for once.

Hey, don't you do it!

[plates shattering]

[screams]

[breathing sharply]

Don't you... you

just care about me,

even just, like,

a little bit!?!?

I love you.

But I can't...

I can't keep abandoning

myself for you anymore, okay?

I can't keep putting myself

on the bottom of the list.

I'll never, ever

be enough for you.

I'll never fix this.

And no matter how

much I apologize

or how much I give to you,

you'll never just, like...

love me!

It's okay.

You can go ahead

and give up on me.

Go.

You're just like everybody else.

Dad! I cannot play this

role for you anymore!

Now, if you want to

meet me in the middle,

we can work on this together.

And you know where to find me.

Also, you can clean this

whole mess up yourself, too.

How you think you're

gonna get home?

I'll call an Uber!

[door slams]

- [smashing]

- [screaming]

Whooo-hooo! Whooo-hooo!

Whoooooo!

[Daphne] Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

[screams]

[laughs]

Whooo-hoo-hoo!

Whooo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[bell rings]

[both scream]

[both scream]

[both laugh]

Dude!

[laughing]

[Daphne] Okay, look!

I took one of your

Facebook photos,

and I turned your

bad dad into a meme.

Look how mad he is!

Look at him. Just mad.

I'm gonna call it #grumpydad.

Zoom in, zoom in, zoom in.

[Daphne laughs]

Look at him!

Look at him. His arms

crossed on top of a horse.

Like, really!?

[laughs]

Look at this one on

the rollercoaster.

- [Daphne] The rollercoaster!

- [Lily laughs]

Look at him on a rollercoaster!

Listen, I'm about

to make some more.

Cause this is, this is too good.

[hopeful music begins]

It's too good! It's too good!

[video narrator] Perseids

are closer to Earth.

Draw a line across the meteors

and they'll all

meet at the same-

[]

[dog barking]

[door slams]

[whirling]

[circuit clicks]

[Lily] Got my first car!

[]

Hi, Bob. I've been thinking.

Maybe you were right.

Maybe I am going to be okay.

I hope you are too.

[pen scratching]

That's pretty much it.

Good.

You didn't cry this time.

Um, I've done a little work

since our last session.

[laughs]

And so have you.

I guess I have.

[]

Bye!

[Facebook tone]

Oh, no.

Lily!

What's going on?

Oh, I have to go to

Southern Indiana.

Why?

- It's Bob.

- Oh.

What're you guys about to do?

Like hang out or something?

Umm, no.

He passed.

Oh!

I'm sorry.

Um, I called the

home care agency

and they're finding someone

to come in to help you today.

That hot guy you

liked from before.

[bag zips]

[Daphne] Wait! Wait!

I'm coming with you.

Oh, no, no, no. It's okay.

Thank you, but I'll...

I'll be fine.

No. Are you sure?

Actually, will you come with me?

I think I need a friend.

[gasps]

Go get my keys!

[music rises]

- Over there.

- Oh.

Okay.

[people chattering]

[sighs]

Hey...

I got one for you.

What do you call it when

a cardiology student

flunks out?

Heart failure. [laughs]

Thank you.

[sniffs]

Hi, Jeanie. [sniffs]

I'm Lily.

I know.

I'm sorry for your loss.

We got a call from the neighbors

that you were at our place.

Oh. I'm sorry about that.

I was just really worried.

I have Bob's phone.

I listened to his voicemail

and I got your messages and...

...and all of your texts.

I thought about writing

you back, but I...

It was a lot.

I didn't mean to.

We're friends.

He was my friend.

You two come with me.

[birds chirping]

[door shuts]

I made this.

I want you to have it.

What is this?

[Bob] Hi, Lily.

I'm sorry I haven't

gotten back to you.

Um, I've been... I've been sick.

I hope you like the

book Jeanie made.

I think it turned out great.

When Bob was in the hospital,

he opened up a lot,

shared a lot with me about

your conversations.

It's his thoughts and

feelings... dreams...

[crying]

[Jeanie] He saved every photo,

every receipt.

He made it easy for me.

[crying laughter]

You see this...

It's cute!

This last page was

Bob's favorite.

He loved your poem.

"I treasure this

brief time we share,

I hope that you're by now aware,

My door is always open,

Where you can rely on me.

So here's to the

ocean oh so blue.

Here's to friends,

both old and new.

[Bob] My special friends,

the ones like you,

are chosen family."

[crying]

Thank you so much!

It's just awkward

just to watch y'all.

Come in. Come in.

[Frankie Rose's "Pair

of Wings" plays]

All that I want is

A pair of wings to fly

Into the blue

Of the wide open sky

Show me your scars

I'll show you mine

Perched out of the city

On a pair of power lines

On grounds I'll sing

And dance

I just might fall but

I'll take that chance

All that I want is a

pair of wings to fly

Into the blue of

the wide open sky

Show me your scars

I'll show you mine

Perched out of the city

On a pair of power lines

On grounds I'll

sing and dance

I just might fall but

I'll take that chance

All that I want is

A pair of wings to fly

Into the blue of

the wide open sky

Show me your scars

I'll show you mine

Perched out of the city

On a pair of power lines

All that I want is

A pair of wings to fly

Into the blue of

the wide open sky

Show me your scars

I'll show you mine

Perched out of the city

On a pair of power lines

All that I want is

A pair of wings to fly

Into the blue of

the wide open sky

Show me your scars

I'll show you mine

Perched out of the city

On a pair of power lines