Twisted Hearts (2024)

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- So, we've been having

some trouble, communicating.

So we came to you because

we heard you're the best and

we really need your help.

- Mm.

So, you say you've been together how long?

- Two years.

- Well, one and a half,

'cause I didn't technically

ask her out until, you know.

- Has it be two years, a year a half,

'cause that's a big damn difference?

- Two years.

- One and a half.

- Okay, y'all don't even know

how long y'all been together.

You know that's red flag number one.

And you say you're

struggling with communication?

Listen, m*therf*ckers

do not come to therapy

just to say they can't talk.

So what else is it?

(light music)

- Well, we sort of...

- Girl, stop looking

at him and spit it out.

- Well, the truth is that we've having

trouble with our, intimacy.

(light music)

- Intimacy?

(chuckles) So you try

telling me y'all ain't f*cking?

- Well, it, it's more than just that.

- So y'all have only been together a year

and you're already not f*cking?

- Well...

- (laughs) Baby, ain't

nothing I can do for y'all.

Y'all don't even like each other.

- Well, it, it's about

more than just, s-sex.

- sh*t!

- Right?

(laughs) Baby, let me tell you something.

I don't advocate for

much, but I will tell you this.

If you are not attracted to each other,

it's gonna never work!

You know, otherwise, you

gonna wake up every day,

honey, mad as hell.

Just disgusted.

(light music)

Okay, look.

Lack of intimacy means that

somebody, somewhere is

unsatisfied with something.

Okay?

And you need to dig

deeper and figure that out.

Spend more time together.

May I suggest you attend

one of my couples retreats?

- A couples retreat?

Oh, we love being around

other couples and just,

the influence of the love in the room.

- Okay.

- When's your next one?

- Oh, not for another three months.

I mean, I have one this weekend,

but it's already booked.

- We, we, we can wait for it, yeah.

- Are you so sure about that?

'Cause if she ain't f*cking

you, she f*cking somebody.

Or vice versa.

- Oh, I, um...

- That's all my time for today.

That will be $300, cash only please.

- Oh. Of course.

(light music)

Do you have change?

- Oh no, no, sugar, just

consider that a tip (laughs).

Yeah.

- Of course.

- Thank you.

("Twisted" by Keith Sweat)

Oh yeah baby

You gotta make your mind up

Yeah

(gentle piano music)

Kut Klose

Help me out

You know you want my love baby

I get twisted over you

I know I got what you need

I got what you need right here, baby

So what you wanna do?

Baby, baby, I know

Baby, I love you so

But you don't feel like I do

Tell me what can I do?

But I gotta be strong,

but I gotta be strong

Girl, you did me wrong

When I thought we were really

down, I thought we were down

Now you say you want me, now

you say you want me, girl

Make up your mind

I'm not gonna be here for long

I'm not gonna be here for long

You know you want my lovin', baby

- Wow.

This is nice.

- I know.

(birds singing)

(birds singing)

(birds singing)

(birds singing)

- Whoa, whoa, stop.

- What?

- I got it.

- I got it.

- You know you don't carry

nothing when I'm around. Stop.

- Okay.

(birds singing)

(birds singing)

- Hey, look.

- What?

- We're working on us this weekend, okay?

Wanna do everything in

my power to make sure

that this is for us, okay?

- Okay.

- It's gonna be good.

- If you say so.

(piano music)

- Wow.

(piano music)

This is nice.

Damn, this is nice.

How can you even think

about having problems

in a place like this?

- How many people you say is coming again?

- She said three, right? Three couples.

Yo!

Stop it.

They got Renaissance on vinyl.

(Jay humming)

(upbeat music)

Where you going?

- To go find the rooms.

(Jay humming)

- Coming.

Wow.

Dr. Rose put this together really nice.

Why the look, Tiff?

I know that face. What's on your mind?

- I just don't know what

allowing people in our business

is gonna do to better

this relationship, Jay.

- Look, I don't see it as

putting people in our business.

I see it more like support.

- We don't know them.

- Yeah, but, it still may

be something that they can

teach us and we can teach them.

- They don't know us.

- Tiff, are you gonna be hard

or are you gonna at least try?

Look, this all starts with you.

Nothing can truly happen if you don't

find the value in what we're doing.

Look, I know it's hard. I know.

If we love each other, and I

mean truly love each other,

we'll get through it, every time.

Okay?

- Sometimes love isn't enough.

(soft piano music)

- Wow.

Welcome, couples.

Hm.

All right.

- [Tori] Hello! Anybody home?

- Hey.

- Hi!

- Hey, hey.

- Tori. I'm Tori.

- Hey, I'm Jay.

- Nice to meet you.

- (indistinct)

This is my honey, Derrick.

- Ooh whee, Dr. Rose must be

making a k*lling off of us

to put us up in this thing.

sh*t.

- It's perfect. It's for you and me.

- I wanna have sex in all the rooms, baby.

Yeah?

- Yeah yeah.

- Yeah yeah.

- Come here, girl.

(light music)

- Yo, hey.

Hey, hey. The room's upstairs.

That way.

- Are you here all alone?

- No, no, I know what it looks like.

She's upstairs, freshening up.

- Okay, I thought you were just being

productive in self-love.

- Hey, baby, I need to be

oiled, because I'm a little dry.

- Okay, honey, I got exactly what you need.

- I love when you talk like that.

Yeah, you think you can

handle this stallion, baby?

- Oh you know I can.

- (indistinct)

- Hey, dog, you go ahead

and handle that self-love.

You don't wait up, all right?

- Hey, is someone here?

- Oh, yeah, this little

weird freaky couple,

they just came in doing the most

and they just went upstairs.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah.

(Tiff laughing)

- My God, look at this room, babe.

- Oh.

- So much room for (indistinct).

Mm, come here.

Mm.

(lips smacking)

(both moaning)

- Get up there!

- Damn you strong, girl.

- You like it, Dad?

- Can you please put the D-Y on that?

- Well I call my father Daddy.

It feels kinda weird calling you that too.

- Yeah, but I'm your boyfriend.

You shouldn't call me Dad.

- Okay, fine.

- Steed.

- Yeah, I like that.

Call me Steed.

- Yeah, I like Steed.

- Come ride this Steed.

- I'm coming!

- I really wanna make this work.

- Okay.

- But, I need you to understand me,

why I feel the way I do.

- Okay, I understand

why you feel like you do.

- No, I don't think you do.

Because if you did, we wouldn't be here.

- Well, there are more important reasons

why we're here right now.

Communication is one.

- Jay, this is not a communication issue.

You know what this is about.

- Yeah.

I do, but...

Understand that you don't listen to me

the same way you say I don't listen to you.

- Dammit, Jay!

It's not all about you.

Sometimes I just need you to hear me!

And take it in.

Anytime I come to you about my feelings,

you always make it about you.

- Because that's all I can do.

I'm the only one with the real issue here.

- The real issue?

- Yeah, you don't accept me for who I am.

- Oh my God.

- Look, see?

It's the...

Look at the way you look at me.

It's like you don't even want me.

- Okay.

- Every time we turn around,

you starting a argument with me.

When, when, when it's all the time.

- Okay.

- Look,

I'm trying.

I'm really trying,

but for some reason

you just don't see that sh*t.

- I see it!

You don't see my efforts.

- I do.

But you always projecting

your sh*t onto me.

- Okay, and you're projecting on me!

If I didn't want you, I would have left.

If I didn't accept you, I would have left.

But I didn't.

Okay?

- Listen.

I feel like if you truly loved yourself,

like truly loved yourself,

I honestly feel like you

woulda left me a long time ago.

(gentle guitar music)

God is working on something real

Don't even know what real is

- [Simone] It really is.

- What's wrong with him?

- I don't know.

- Oh, hey, what up?

- Hello.

- I'm Jay.

- Nice to meet you.

- Hey, man, I already know that look.

Telling you now, ain't

no point. Let her win.

What?

- Can you mind your business?

- This is need-to-know information.

- Hey, look. Your room's

upstairs, that way.

- Thanks, Jay.

I'm Simone, this is Cameron.

- Nice to meet you.

- Anyone else here?

- Yeah, it's, it's another couple upstairs.

- We'll be right back, Jay.

(soft music)

- All right, all right, all

right, what we doing tonight?

(Derrick laughing)

Woo, sit that fine a*s

down over here, girl.

Mm, mm mm mm.

- I guess wherever tonight

leads us. I don't know.

- It's gonna lead us to getting drunk,

telling all our business,

getting a little naked

and I'm down for that.

- Well, not quite.

It looks like Dr. Rose left us

a note with a full itinerary.

- Babe, we ain't doing no

itinerary. This is a vacation.

- It's not just a vacation.

Okay, this is a couples retreat.

It was created to help

each of our relationships

be stronger and better.

- Okay.

- Day One, which is today.

Settle in and get to know each other.

Figure out why you're here.

- To fix our relationships.

All right, done.

- No, babe, dig deeper.

- You know I love it

when you talk like that.

- Oh my God, new people! Hi!

I'm Tori.

- Hi.

- And you are?

- Not into hugs.

- Okay.

- Yo, where's your girl at?

- I don't know, man. She

shoulda been down here now.

I think she's probably, I

don't know, changing, I guess.

I don't know.

- I thought he was here alone.

- You thought he was

alone at a couples retreat?

- You know, they take self-love

to a whole other level these days.

Finally!

I was starting to think you didn't

wanna be around us anymore.

I'm Tori!

- Hi.

- Oh my God, you're stunning!

- Well thank you.

- Well I was just telling

my man that Dr. Rose left us

a full itinerary so we get

the most out of this retreat.

- And I was just telling my woman

that we don't need no itinerary, all right.

Let's just get lit, enjoy the first night

and deal with the rest of that sh*t later,

you know what I'm saying?

- Yo, I'm with that, I seen

the bottles when I came in.

- sh**t, and they got a pool.

- Get the f*ck outta here!

- Oh I'm out, n*gga.

- Uh-uh, no, wait a minute.

We came here for a purpose,

and we all need to stick to that.

- Man, we can live

out that purpose later.

We just got off the road. Let's

just have some fun, right?

- Hey, look.

- This is fun though.

- Wait, hold on.

- Wha, wha, what's so fun about this?

You know what I'm saying?

Going to bed mad, hurting

each other's feelings, like,

we could do that sh*t, another time.

Like, tomorrow.

- Okay, wait, hold on.

How about we just do the task

that she assigned us first?

Get it outta the way,

and use the rest of the night to have fun.

- I'm with that.

- My god!

- Thank you, Jay.

- So what's first, Tori?

- The why.

All couples should sit in a common area

and answer why are we here today?

Be 100% honest, and

don't hold anything back.

This will help set the tone

for the rest of the retreat.

- Hope it don't ruin

the rest of the retreat.

- That's what I'm saying.

- You should not fear

that this moment will stop

what's in store for the

rest of the weekend.

Today's lesson is

listening with no response.

Try your best to not let

whatever is said get to you.

Respect each other's truth.

- Start the trip off on a sour note.

- It's not just the trip.

The entire purpose of us being here

is to understand each other better.

- All right, look, let's just do this.

Let's go ahead and get it outta the way,

and let's just make a promise

not to let it ruin the night.

- Tori, please don't let

it ruin the night, babe.

- I won't, if you don't.

- I won't.

- Yeah.

(light music)

- Cool, well, Tori and

Derrick, you guys are up first.

- sh*t, you so eager

to follow all the rules

all the goddam time.

Now we got to go first, sh*t.

- Well, I'm Tori, and Derrick

and I have been together

for three amazing years,

and my why is because

I'm ready to get married.

But, I don't think we can because Derrick

refuses to introduce me to his family.

Well, mainly his mama.

- Wait, wait...

- Hey, no feedback. This is my truth.

Thank you.

Anyway, like I was saying,

Derrick will not introduce

me to his family because

his mama doesn't like that

he's dating a white woman.

But, get this.

His mama, is white.

Yeah, she said she

doesn't want her Black son

to get caught up with no crazy white woman.

That's what he told me one drunken night,

but who knows if that's the truth or not?

But despite all of that,

I love him and I would marry him

a million times, if he just lets me.

- (clears throat) Okay,

Derrick, I guess it's on you.

- My why,

I don't know.

I'm here because she's making me be here.

- Be serious, Derrick.

- What? I am, you making me be here.

sh*t.

All right, um.

My why is because I'm afraid.

I'm afraid of

losing the respect of my mother because of

the woman who I choose to be with.

Dr. Rose says that I'm

surface level, and that I,

that I harvest some deep

insecurities about myself.

I guess.

So, Ima take this time serious.

And figure out whatever

it takes for us to be happy.

- If y'all not happy, I give up on love.

- See, that's the thing, right?

Like, we be getting it in.

We be going to Pound Town,

you know what I'm saying?

We sexually compatible,

but when she talk sometimes

I be like what the f*ck,

you know what I'm saying?

It just be like...

- Hey.

- What? No, okay, baby,

it's just, I'm being honest.

All right, I just like we from two

different cultures sometimes.

But I love you to life, baby. I do.

- I love you too.

- But I think that's the real reason

why I'm hesitant, though.

- Okay, cool.

Um.

Cam and Simone, you guys up next.

- Whose side are you on, huh?

Who are you here for?

- Okay, let's do it.

I'm Simone.

I've been with Cameron for two years,

and my why is because

I am trying to repair

something that I broke.

I lost Cameron's trust a year ago,

because I,

I cheated on him.

In Vegas.

It's one of my biggest regrets.

But, believe it or not,

it also made me appreciate

my man even more.

I know there's still some holes

that we need to fill in our relationship,

but I'm dedicated to fixing it all.

And I hope this weekend can be a step

in the right direction.

(soft music)

- Well (clears throat), now

that my embarrassing tales

are in the air.

Thank you, Jay and Tori,

for forcing me to do this.

Um, I'm Cameron.

I been dating Simone for two years.

And I'm here today because

she doesn't respect me.

- It's supposed to...

- Hold on. No interruptions.

Now, I'm not perfect, all right,

but any girl that meets me

knows she hit the jackpot.

I got no kids, a good job, good looking

and a big a*s d*ck, but

that wasn't enough for her.

She let a n*gga talk her

out her drawers in Vegas.

I didn't leave.

I was in too deep. I stayed with her.

And now we here today

because I don't trust her.

I don't trust her that she can go out

and not be a h* with her h*-a*s friends.

- Really?

- Yeah, really.

You happy?

- Okay, uh (clears throat), that was a lot.

I guess it's on us.

(Jay clearing throat)

- Um, okay, well,

I'm Tiff.

And Jay and I have been together

two and a half years.

- Three.

- Okay, three years.

Um.

And my why is,

my why is because my boyfriend is bisexual.

- Wait, what?

- Wait, like, like, like you

like, like boys, bisexual?

- Are you really?

- No, I'm not.

- Okay, Jay is a good guy.

He really is.

It's just, I think he just

struggles with who he really is.

And I do too.

I love him.

I really do.

It's just, it's hard to love someone who

attracts other men.

And, it's just not normal.

And as much as I try to

look past it, I just, I can't and

it just hurts,

a lot.

(Jay clearing throat)

Well, I'm Jay, and uh

I'm not g*y.

- Hey, bro, it's okay. We understand.

We...

- I said bisexual.

- I'm neither.

The reason I'm here today

is because I noticed that

there was a true disconnect

between me and my woman.

But of course,

now all of you guys know

why there's a disconnect.

Relationships, they are hard, but

they're worth it with the right person.

And I'm almost embarrassed to say that

I've been in a one-sided relationship

for a little over a year now.

It started off good, but right now?

I don't even know the person

that I'm standing next to.

I said, I don't think that

you love yourself enough

to leave me.

I'm seeing more and

more that it's true for me.

I allow her to do whatever she wanna do

and get away with it.

And still I sit my dumb a*s right here

and love her the same every day.

That's my why.

- Wait, I'm confused.

So are you g*y or are you not?

- Yeah, we need to know.

I mean, it's okay, but I, I

just, I would like to know.

(Jay growling)

- And where you going?

Come, come here.

- Tori?

Hey, baby, I thought you weren't

gonna let it ruin nothing.

sh*t.

- So, uh, how about that pool?

- Yeah, let's do that, man. f*ck it.

sh*t.

Be patient

Running around

- Come in.

- Hey. I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

You know, I thought this

would be a great opportunity

to understand why we're here

and how we can help each other,

but, just took a turn.

- You know, I have to

apologize. I just...

I can't believe how insensitive

he can be sometimes.

- Did y'all see how Cameron

made all of the issue about me?

- Wait, did you hear Derrick,

how he said that his mama

isn't the only reason why

he doesn't wanna marry me?

Then what's the damn reason, Derrick?

- I just wish men could

understand consequences

of actions and words.

It's like they live with no clue about how

what they do and say affect us.

- They don't care anything

about our feelings at all.

- You know, women don't give a damn

about anything but themselves.

All they do is play victim and get angry.

- That's fact, and they

enable each other too.

- Yeah, I agree.

Can't believe Tiffany just stood up there

and called me bisexual

in front of everybody.

Like, what if I was?

Why would you treat me any different?

Know what I mean?

- No, we don't.

- Nah.

Can't relate.

- Yo, cheers to this, man.

And keep that cup over there.

- I have to ask.

What makes you think that man is g*y?

- First of all, I said bisexual.

- Isn't it that the same thing?

- No!

- No!

- But, I don't know, he's just so clean

and, like, perfect.

Like the other day, we were in bed

and his foot rubbed up against my leg,

and his foot was so damn smooth.

- Ooh, that's a problem.

- Why is that a problem?

- Because I don't want

my man on a first-name

basis with the nail tech.

- I wish my man did

more to his feet and hands.

All he cares about is

his damn face and hair.

- Hm.

- Bottom or top?

- I don't know!

- I would need to know.

- I don't wanna know.

- Yeah.

- I would need to know that information.

- Oh.

- But he's not g*y.

- He's something. I kinda

sensed it when I first met him.

- See?

- I'm gonna go get us some wine.

- Ooh, please.

- Let me ask you this, though?

Is he a Renaissance man?

- I mean,

he did get the presale tickets

for BeaHive (sighs).

- Damn. Presale?

- I know.

- Girl.

- So why don't you wanna

marry the white girl, bruh?

Your mom's white.

- Come on, man. I didn't say

I didn't wanna marry her.

I just said that my mom

wasn't the only reason

why I wasn't marrying her.

Dr. Rose be saying some sh*t

like I got deeper issues,

something crazy like, I don't know.

- So what's the reason?

- Honestly, man, both

my parents been divorced.

Twice.

Both of them. And I saw

that that did to them, man.

I'm not willing to go through all that.

- Mm, so you really afraid of heartbreak.

- No, I'm afraid of not

being man enough for her,

if I'm honest with you.

- Why didn't you just say that?

- n*gga, I tried.

- No you didn't. You just

gave a long, dramatic pause.

Almost made that white

girl go into cardiac arrest.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa

whoa, hold on, hold on, Cam.

You can't say sh*t. You

called your girl a h*.

- I didn't call her a h*!

Jay, did I call her a h*?

- Your exact words were, and I quote,

don't be no h* with yo h*-a*s friends.

- Exactly! I called her friends hoes.

- You can't say that sh*t!

- Look!

- You need to apologize, man.

- Man, I ain't apologizing

for sh*t, all right.

She made her bed,

she gonna lay in that sh*t.

And she twisting my words!

- You can't do that, man.

Women take sh*t and twist it all the time.

You can't do that.

- Okay, g*y Dr. Phil.

- n*gga, I'm not g*y.

- Then what is it?

- She said I was bisexual, not g*y.

- Man, what, what? That's the same thing.

g*y is g*y, bruh.

- Ima-

- Rubbing any part of a

man's body at any time is g*y.

- I'm a straight man.

All right?

- All right, look, you lucky you not one

of them flamboyant dudes.

The ones you hate to see coming.

That grab your a*s in the grocery story.

(indistinct)

- You be having dudes grab

your a*s in the grocery store?

- What?

What?

- You see, Jay, you'd be much more happy

if you lived your truth like this guy.

- Why I gotta be g*y, man?

Because I get well-manicured nails

and because I like to pamper

myself and take care of myself?

Y'all know I wear these sometimes...

- Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa.

- I mean...

- Come on, man.

I mean, the reason why

I ain't wearing them out

is 'cause Tiff's gonna say something but...

- Wow.

I mean, I like, this is good energy.

- I mean.

- See, listen, man, all that stuff be cool

if you woulda just like

listened to NBA YoungBoy,

some Big Boogie while you did

it, you know what I'm saying?

- Yeah!

- I don't like that sh*t.

But I must admit now,

I will phone for sexy

Rita from time to time.

- That sh*t is catchy.

- Hey!

(group singing)

- Man, cut all that sh*t out!

Derrick, I can't believe your white woman

lets you listen to that sh*t!

- What you mean let me listen to that sh*t?

She licks my butt, dog.

She's obsessed with me, man.

She's never leaving, bro.

I got that girl on lock.

Do whatever I want, she'll never leave.

- [Jay] You should marry her.

- I mean, sh**t, she invite

other women to the bed

and she lick my butt...

- Hey, cheers to that.

(cheering)

- I mean-

- Licking butt.

- Can you believe that Derrick thinks that

I'll never leave him?

- See, that's what they all think.

They think they're irreplaceable

until we replace they a*s.

- Exactly, they think we just wait around,

waiting on them to make a move.

Whole time, we're

already plotting our next.

- Okay.

- Exactly.

- (indistinct)

- I don't necessarily plot

my next, but I hate that

he thinks he has that kinda hold on me.

- Because you're probably

doing wifey sh*t for a man

who has not committed his life for you.

- What is wifey sh*t?

- Okay, what do you do for him?

- What do you mean? I be a girlfriend.

- A girlfriend like how?

- Well, I cook for my

man, I wash his clothes,

I clean, I make sure he looks good.

I give him good sex.

- Exactly, wifey sh*t.

- Wifey sh*t.

- How is that wifey sh*t?

- Honey, 'cause you're

treating your boyfriend

like your husband, and that's

where you're going wrong, boo.

- Exactly.

See, he's not required

to put a ring on your finger

if you're already treating him

like the king of your world.

Like my daddy used to always say,

don't ever let a n*gga leave

his shoes at your house.

- Girl, your daddy said that too?

- Yeah.

- What your daddy name?

- What does that even mean?

- It means, his a*s done got comfortable

while not being required to commit to you.

You give him everything,

so what would be the point of a ring?

- So, y'all don't cook for your man?

- I mean, I do but

only when I feel like it.

Not as an obligation.

- Hm.

Do you and Jay live together?

- No.

- I mean, me and Cameron

do, but that's just because

he's in between apartments right now.

- And you still don't cook for him?

- No.

- You don't wash his clothes?

- Hell no.

- And he's still there?

- A fact.

- So, why'd you cheat?

- This, this is not about me.

This is about you, housewife girlfriend.

- I don't know, she kinda got you there.

- Okay, there is nothing wrong with

catering to your boyfriend.

I mean, how do you expect to get a ring

if you can't show that

you're wifey material?

- By how I move.

He knows I'm capable of doing it.

I'm just not gonna always do it.

That type of sh*t, is earned.

(glasses clinking)

- Hey!

See, my problem is

my girl don't do no wifely duties,

but she wanna get wife'd.

What kinda sick sh*t is that?

- That's crazy to me, bro,

because my girl caters to me.

She waits on me hand and foot.

- Why don't you marry her, Derrick?

- Yeah, Derrick.

- Look, look, I'm not ready, all right?

Damn, I told y'all that.

- Excuses.

- Least I get a home-cooked meal at home.

Yo a*s is being starved and you're

getting cheated on, n*gga.

- (laughs) Hey, don't be

mad at me because your girl

and your mom use the same comb

and you still can't take her home.

- He got a point too. Hey, one and one.

(all laughing)

Hey, hey, look though, hey, look, hey.

That's not why we're here this weekend.

All right, we all got issues, so look,

let's just work it out, enjoy

the time with the fellas and

drink.

- I'm with that.

- This n*gga is drunk already.

(men chattering)

- I'm just saying.

- Yes, sir, cheers.

- Cheers.

(all laughing)

- So, Tiff, what's your real reason?

- What do you mean?

- I feel like you blamed

him for being bisexual

but we still don't know the

real reason why you're here.

- Um, that's more than

enough reason to be here.

- Yeah, it's just, I don't know.

I just get insecure when I'm with him.

Like, a man hit on him once.

- See?

- But that's not his fault.

- Yeah, but, I don't know,

he just seems like he likes men.

You know?

Like, when Cameron walked in,

he just looked like his type.

- Girl, I will beat your man a*s.

- (laughs) Has he ever

cheated on you with a man?

- I mean, no.

But...

- So what are you worried for?

- Um, because he's g*y.

When she goes out, she

has to worry about him

looking at the same

n*gg*s she's looking at.

But what if he likes

getting hit from the back.

(Tori gasping)

- Stop!

- Pound Town.

- Shut up!

- Pound Town!

- But you know what?

- Oh my God.

- He's (indistinct) though.

- I'm gonna hurt you.

- As he takes them to Pound Town.

- Stop!

- Yeah, for sure, yeah.

- Right?

- I bet he's rough with them.

- Oh my God, shut up!

- Oh my God (laughs).

Getting real with that.

- Mm-hm.

- Okay, okay, I still think

there's something else, Tiff.

And, as Dr. Rose would say,

dig deep, m*therf*cker, dig deep (laughs)!

- She would so say that!

(all laughing)

- Oh, okay.

Well.

- Do you think we should

go make up with them?

- I'm sure you do.

You seem like you can't leave

his side for five minutes.

- Ah, not true.

I mean, I'm down to go

mess up their man time.

- Mm, yeah, because if

your man is looking at mine,

we're gonna have to put

them pretty hands to use.

- [Tiff] Here we go.

(all laughing)

- I have something really fun in my room.

- Do not go pull out

them kinky-a*s sexy toys

you and your man have.

- I do not have kinky-a*s sexy toys.

- For some reason, I just

don't believe her. I don't.

(Tiff laughing)

Water g*ns?

- Yeah, let's get them.

(indistinct)

- Let's go ruin their man time

- Yeah.

- Let's do it, let's do it.

- f*ck, marry, k*ll.

Beyonce,

Sukihana,

Michelle Obama.

- Oh, okay, okay, okay.

- Michelle Obama?

Well, first of all, I'm gonna f*ck Suki.

I'm gonna f*ck the sh*t outta Suki, okay.

Ima marry Beyonce,

and unfortunately, I

gotta k*ll Michelle Obama.

Sorry, y'all.

Y'all n*gg*s is lost.

- You would do something else?

- Yeah.

- What, would you f*ck Michelle Obama?

- I'd marry Michelle Obama.

- And you gonna k*ll Beyonce?

- No, n*gga, I would k*ll Suki.

- What? You don't k*ll the

woman with the good cat, n*gga.

- Ever! Ever.

- Y'all n*gg*s is lost.

- Okay, okay. I got one for you, Jay.

f*ck, marry, k*ll.

Ciara, Drake, RuPaul, go.

(Cameron laughing)

- I'm not answering that.

- (laughs) Well I made

that specially for you, Jay.

- I'm almost certain he's marrying Drake.

- I mean, you know, I get

it, right. Why wouldn't he?

- Wait, hey, we didn't pause.

- Pause, what you talking?

I'm a grown-a*s man talking about pause.

- You know what?

Y'all n*gg*s can have

y'all certified lover boy.

Do what you wanna do. f*ck,

marry, k*ll whoever you want to.

Just go give me Tiff. I'll take Tiff.

- I feel you on that, bro.

I miss the sh*t outta Tori right now.

- Man, the hell with all of that sh*t.

What happened to fellas night?

Let's take another shot, come on.

Come on.

- I'm with that, bruh.

(women laughing)

- If you get more shots, you're gonna miss

the SuperSoaker contest!

- The what?

(women squealing)

(upbeat music)

- Got you!

(Tori screaming)

(upbeat music)

(group chattering)

(water splashing)

We know just how to do it fine

(water splashing)

(upbeat music)

You know it

You know it

Sugar, I can move with your body

Whenever you want it you got it

Just show it

Just show it

Ooh, ooh, ooh all day long

Temporary things just

don't mean a thing, baby

Baby, just one more song

Before we end the game

I think we'll do the thing, baby

(upbeat music)

Just wanna, just wanna get it on, baby

Don't give me no number

(Tori retching)

(upbeat music)

(soft mysterious music)

- Wake your asses up! Wake your asses up!

- [Cameron] f*ck!

- My God.

I see y'all got in my

liquor cabinet last night!

Where's the other one?

- Dr. Rose, it's lovely to see you.

You ain't got no more liquor

here with your bougie a*s.

- I'm gonna need you to

put some clothes on, sugar.

I need y'all to go upstairs

and get yourselves

together, freshen up!

Hurry up!

God, no, we can't act like that.

We got a whole white woman in this house!

- [Derrick] Man, what

are we doing? Need a nap.

- [Dr. Rose] Mm, I'm

sure you do, sugar, here.

Y'all please drink the tea.

It will help with the hangover headache.

So, it doesn't seem like I need to welcome

any of you into my home.

- This yo crib?

- It's one of them.

- Oh sh*t.

- See, here in this house,

everything is righteous

and right on time.

You don't have to worry about

the decisions you make here

will be to your benefit,

because this house is blessed,

to make sure that you

make the right decisions.

- Is this a cursed dungeon?

- I told you it's a love nest, n*gro.

Now,

I want you to take it all in.

Be open to everything

that's about to happen.

Because it is not what you think it is.

- Is this tea what I think it is?

Because the only thing that's gonna help me

come down from this hangover

is some strong-a*s weed.

- Okay, I'm gonna need

you to, mm, zip it, yeah.

Just drink the tea.

Okay, yeah, thank you so much.

(Dr Rose sighing)

This weekend, you're

going to question everything.

(light music)

Yes, you're gonna

second-guess all of your emotions.

And you're gonna be so

unsatisfied until you are.

Secrets, lies and the truth

will come to the surface.

But, it will all be for your benefit.

If you just trust me, and

trust the process, okay?

So, tell me.

How was last night?

- Well, it started out a little rocky.

We did that activity you told us to do,

and everything blew up.

- And then?

- And then we made up,

got drunk and had fun.

(Derrick laughing)

- All righty then.

Well let's get this

party started, shall we?

All the men, I need you to stand up for me.

When I call your name and point,

I need you to sit where I tell you to sit.

Jay, I need you to sit with Tori,

Derrick with Simone and Cameron with Tiff.

(light music)

Go on, get comfortable.

And look to the person next to you.

'Cause this is your new boo.

This is your babe, this is your man,

this is your woman for

the rest of the weekend.

When you leave Monday,

you will have a choice to make.

You got it?

- Wait, what?

(light music)

- What's the choice?

- Oh, you'll know.

Please, you'll know.

I just want y'all to get

to know each other.

Connect, on a deeper level.

Make some effort, talk to one another.

I need y'all to do the activities,

and please take them seriously.

Because I will be monitoring all of you.

From a distance, of course.

Oh, and if you have any

questions, please don't call me.

Figure it out.

I'll see you on Monday.

Oh, oh, and another thing.

I created a no judgment room, yes,

that you can in and vent

and get whatever you

need to get off your chest.

Something you might not be able to tell

your partner, you know.

It'll be just be you, your words, the room,

oh, and me, me of course.

So, have fun. See you on Monday.

- What the hell she think

this is, a reality TV show?

- What's this like "Wife

Swap" or something?

- Girlfriend swap, because

none of y'all have wifed us.

- You sound just like Tori.

- So what, we supposed to just move rooms

and sleep with other people too?

- Guess so.

- We just supposed to act

like we in love for two days?

- Wait wait wait, she said

nothing about falling in love.

Just, you know, taking the time

to get to know someone else.

- I for one think it's a pretty good idea.

It's like when, you know,

one of those moments that

you don't know what you got till it's gone.

- That's what I was thinking.

- Yeah. So, come on, boo,

help me with my things.

- Oh nah, f*ck that.

What type of cult sh*t Dr.

Rose got us on right now?

- Oh, what, you mad at

being with me for the weekend?

- Nah, it ain't even that. It's them.

Well, it's her really.

- Oh, so what, you

don't trust her now, bro?

- No, I ain't even saying all that.

- All right, all right then.

Just go for the ride, bro.

Relax.

- Mm, because I'm sure you will.

- What's that supposed to mean?

- Let's go, Derrick.

- Hey, I'm watching y'all.

Dr. Rose knows?

- She definitely knows,

but what I can't seem

to figure out is how.

- You had to tell her some sh*t.

- I didn't say anything.

- Yes you did. Yes you did.

- I swear, I didn't.

- Wait a minute, if she knows,

do you think Jay and Simone know?

- I mean, I don't really care if they do.

- What you mean you don't care?

- Exactly what I said.

It was just sex, couple times, you know?

It's in the past.

- You don't feel bad about this?

- Feel bad about what?

I mean, what they don't

know won't hurt them.

(Cameron chortling)

(light music)

- Man, Dr. Rose is something else.

- Shouldn't talk about Dr. Rose.

Dude in Vegas was probably

about this big, wasn't he?

- No, we're not talking about that.

- Uh-huh, yes.

- Wait, okay. Let me find out.

- What?

You fold your clothes in

the tuck-under method?

- Tori hates when I fold 'em like this.

She calls it childish.

- Man, I'm just glad you fold.

Cameron just throws his things everywhere.

- Oh no, I gotta have it neat.

- That's good.

(gentle music)

Um, Derrick?

(gentle music)

- Derrick?

- Oh.

- You good?

- Oh, you feel that?

- Feel what?

- Oh, it's like,

it's like I've said

everything I needed to say

but I still haven't said enough.

- What are you even...

- Ooh, I feel it.

- Oh!

- Ooh, I feel it.

I got to.

I just have to.

- What the f*ck are you...

- Sh, sh, sh.

I hear you.

I'm listening.

Not her.

Jay?

Oh yeah.

- What?

Who are you looking at?

- Somebody's here?

- Nobody's here.

- I gotta go.

- Go where?

What the f*ck is this n*gga on?

- Ah.

So, are we gonna keep doing this?

- Let me ask you something.

Do you think I love myself?

- What do you mean?

- Never mind.

It's just, Jay keeps

saying I don't love myself,

and the only reason why

I'm with him is because I don't.

- I mean, you look good.

You gotta love yourself a little like that.

Know what I'm saying (chuckles)?

What was that?

- What was what?

- Sh!

I know what you mean.

I get it, okay?

I will, I will, okay.

- What?

What's happening?

- I, I, I just feel like

you're not listening to me.

- What are you talking about?

- I just, I just need more time.

- Time for what?

- Is, is it hot?

Are you hot?

- No.

- (indistinct) I think

I'm a little bit hot.

- Oh my God. What are you doing?

- Can you please not?

- I just need some air!

- What the... (phone clicking)

- Hey, what's going on?

- Hi.

- Nice room.

- Yeah it is.

- (sighs) What's up?

- So why do you think Dr. Rose did this?

- I don't know.

I guess so that we

wouldn't become comfortable

or complacent, I don't know.

No idea.

- Well, that's a hell of a way to do it.

- I agree, but you know Dr. Rose.

There's nothing normal about her, you know.

Yeah.

- Do you think Derrick still loves me?

- Why would you ask that?

- Well I know he really loves his mama,

but I feel like if he had to decide,

he would choose her over me.

- I...

I don't think he would do that.

That's just me. I don't think so, though.

- Well then why won't he marry me,

or why won't he introduce her to me?

Is he hiding something?

What did he say to you earlier, huh?

- I, I, honestly, I,

I don't know, like.

- (knocks on door)

Police, open up (laughs)!

Hope I'm not interrupting nothing.

Remember, you g*y when

you with Tori. Get that.

(soft upbeat music)

Sh, sh.

Y'all hear that?

Jay, Jay, I got something to talk about.

No, seriously, come on. I

need to talk to you, bro.

- What a birdbrain.

- Hey.

- You aren't supposed to be in here.

- Hey, (indistinct).

Jay.

Serious, man. It's serious.

(indistinct) to talk about.

Come on, Jay.

- Bye!

- Hey, man, seriously,

don't forget you're g*y

when you're with Tori.

(light music)

sh*t, this is a dungeon.

Dr. Rose got a dungeon down here, n*gga.

They probably do all types

of weird sex sh*t in here.

(light music)

Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay.

- Calm down.

(indistinct)

The spirit.

Ba ba, ba ba, ba, woo, woo.

- Hey.

- The spirit told me to tell you,

okay, you.

- Okay, okay okay.

- Don't tell nobody.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- Okay...

- You won't tell?

Won't promise or won't tell?

- What the hell's going on?

- Sh, sh sh.

I'm telling Jay I got a secret.

- (indistinct) secret, what?

- I'll tell you, I'll

tell you, I'll tell you.

You gotta promise not to tell nobody.

- I won't.

- You won't promise or you won't tell?

- I wo, I won't.

- Hey, n*gga, just say what's on your mind.

- Okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Look.

(light music)

I was bullied as a kid,

because my mom was white.

It was traumatizing, dog.

Here come Derrick with

the good credit score,

his Stovetop eating a*s.

I ain't never ate no Stovetop, dog.

sh*t you talking about, man?

And I vowed that I was never gonna get

with a woman that looked like my mama.

Because I didn't want my kids to go

through that sh*t, n*gga.

- Man, that is the dumbest

sh*t I ever heard in my life.

- Hey.

- What the f*ck?

- Hey look, look. Don't

listen to this damn birdbrain.

It's cool, D. It's cool.

- I ain't, I just ain't think that

I would fall in love with her so hard, man.

She's the hot sauce to my chicken, dog.

She the watermelon of my life, man.

I, I...

Like, I got jungle fever,

n*gga. I got jungle fever, bro.

I don't know what to do. I got it bad.

- It's cool. It's cool.

- I got it bad.

- Listen, all this is invalid, man.

Don't listen to some

things that some kids said

when you were this high.

It doesn't matter.

Therapy works, we here

now, and we gonna get to it.

- Right, right.

- Look,

Tori deserves to be loved 100% by you.

You doing the right thing.

Don't let this birdbrain...

Look, he's about to cry anyway.

- You make me feel bad. I

never been in love either!

(Cameron crying)

I mean, like, me and

Simone, it's like, we're together

but I don't think we actually in love.

We just together because

we tolerate each other.

- That sucks so bad.

(Cameron crying)

- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

(group crying)

I got a secret. I don't

think Tiffany loves me!

(men crying)

(Simone speaking indistinctly)

- [Simone] in the kitchen?

- Okay.

- All right, look, straighten up.

(indistinct)This is good for us.

We need to do this at least

once a day while we here.

- Thanks, Jay.

But, I think it woulda been a good time

for you to come out too, dog.

For real.

- Huh?

- Come out.

- Yeah.

- Come out, man.

- I'm not g*y, fellas.

- It's okay.

- How about now?

- Holy sh*t, it's time for me to go.

(group moaning)

(soft upbeat music)

- Welcome to your new life together.

One thing that is universal is food.

As a relationship builder,

everyone will be

responsible for making lunch.

Cameron and Tiff, you're

in charge of the sides.

Tori and Jay, you're in

charge of the main course.

- [Derrick] I love you, Tori.

- Derrick and Simone, dessert.

Sit around the table as a family

and enjoy the lunch with each other.

- Why is she forcing us

to cook with other people,

with other people?

- I don't know. I think

it could be kinda fun.

- But my question is, why is Jay and Tori

in charge of the main course?

- Uh, why are you asking?

- I'm just saying.

'Cause I like my food, mm, seasoned.

- Okay, and, it will be,

okay. I know how to cook.

I got soul.

Might not look like it but, I do.

- Can't wait to see the soul (indistinct).

- Okay girl.

- [Simone] Amen.

- All right, look. Let's

just go ahead and do it.

It's not like it's gonna mess up, right?

- Exactly.

Come on, let's do this.

Hold on

I been thinking about it so long

Gotta do it right

Oh you just my type

I didn't know I need it

But I guess I gotta get it together

(upbeat music)

As soon as I was in it for a minute

I was waiting forever

- I think that tea had some drugs in it.

- I feel fine.

- Yours definitely had something in it.

- Yeah, mine too. Felt

like shrooms or something.

Crazy.

- Sorry, guys, I had to get the hot sauce.

I cannot have my chicken

without my hot sauce.

- Hot sauce?

- What?

- Okay, wait. But before we

begin, let me read the note.

Okay.

All right, y'all did it.

Thank you for not burning my house down.

Enjoy your first lunch date.

And since it's your first

date, you should have

open dialogue on what

you want in your partner.

Keep in mind this is a judgment-free zone,

and remember, I'm watching.

- Okay, Jigsaw.

- Oh, and Cameron and Derrick,

I hope you enjoyed your honest tea.

You should be back to normal by now.

- I told you that that

tea had some drugs in it.

- She called it honest tea.

What'd y'all open up about?

- [Tiff] Yeah.

(Derrick stuttering)

- Anyways, everything

looks delicious, y'all.

I'm ready to dig in.

- Yeah.

- Yes.

- Yeah.

- Let's go.

(group chattering)

(soft music)

(group chattering)

(soft music)

- [Tiff] Hey, who made the mashed potatoes?

- I know, right? They're good.

(soft music)

Man, Jay. You outdid

yourself with this chicken.

- I didn't do that. She did.

- Tori?

- What?

- What? Derrick knows how I can get down.

- I sure do, babe.

I mean, Tori.

- Okay, white girl, I see

you. I can get with this.

- So, uh, who's gonna

kick off the next exercise?

- Man, I ain't doing that sh*t.

- Come on, Cam.

- What? It was the first date.

I'm well past that what do

you want in a partnership?

- It's just an activity

for us to loosen up.

- Right.

- I'm loose. Let's talk

about something else, bruh.

- Yo, why can't you ever just do the sh*t

that we got here to do?

- 'Cause I don't want to.

Why are you questioning me?

- Why you mad?

- I'm fine.

- I think you need some

more of that honest tea.

That attitude's much better on it.

- You know what? f*ck this n*gga.

- Hey, what the hell?

- You know, his punk a*s always

got something to say to me.

- Punk?

- Yeah, you heard me!

- Come on, what the hell?

You need to calm down.

- Man, f*ck this sh*t!

Y'all sitting here acting

like this sh*t is normal.

This sh*t ain't normal! I

didn't sign up for this sh*t!

- None of us did, but we all trying, man.

- Bro, this lady drugged us and made us

switch rooms with other people.

What kinda sick, twisted sh*t is that?

- But if we try, I think...

- Man, shut the f*ck up!

- The f*ck?

- I'm talking.

- Yeah, you talking.

- What you not gonna do

is disrespect her like that.

- Oh what you gonna

do, paint my nails, n*gga?

- No, n*gga, I'm gonna

paint your a*s. Watch me.

- Well get up and do it then!

- Okay, okay.

- What the f*ck?

- Oh my God.

(group chattering)

- Cameron.

- Oh what, Simone, you f*cking him too?

- [Tiff] Hey! You need to stop.

- No, he jumped up like he can

whoop me. Let him whoop me.

Let him whoop me.

- [Tiff] (indistinct). Come on, go.

- Leave, you disrespectful a*s n*gga.

- You're a cupcake,

sweetheart, soft in the middle.

- Gonna get his a*s

whupped talking like that.

(birds singing)

- Hey.

You okay?

- I will be.

- You know you don't deserve that, right?

- Maybe I do.

Look, I cheated.

And, he didn't leave.

He stuck with me through that.

- Baby girl? That's a

mistake you made in the past.

I hope you see that he's

holding it over your head

to try to control you.

You don't deserve that type of treatment.

- Sometimes I feel like I do.

- To be disrespected and called

outta your name.

- Please stop.

I f*cked up.

I ruined everything, and

I feel like he did love me

before I did that sh*t.

- Stop taking on that man's

insecurities and problems.

- Why do you keep saying insecurities

when I'm the one who cheated?

It's because of me,

and he has every right to be upset with me.

- That's the problem, right there.

You feel like you deserve it.

No one deserves to be treated like that.

If he's that upset about what you did,

then he needs to leave you alone.

'Cause what y'all got going

on right now is, is toxic.

(soft music)

- You're right.

- I know I'm right.

(Simone sighing)

Be all right.

- I know.

It's just hard.

- I know.

(birds singing)

- Hey, what is going on with you?

- Why are you being so damn moody?

- Not right now, not right now, Tiff.

- No, we're gonna talk about it!

- I said not right now!

What the f*ck?

You need to stop drinking.

That sh*t ruins you.

- Ima drink-

- Ima gonna drink it. That's what I do.

- That's what I do, Tiff!

- Well it's not good!

You have been disrespectful to Simone twice

in a matter of 24 hours.

And for what?

Talk to me!

- To see her be intimate with

another man drives me crazy!

I literally black out from

seeing her do that sh*t!

- [Tiff] Stop holding that

one incident over her.

Especially knowing what we've done.

We cheated.

- Yo, that's another

thing I'm confused about.

This sh*t has gotten

deeper than just sex with me.

- Oh.

- I, I know it wasn't

supposed to, but it has!

- It's not supposed to be like that.

- I know but like,

f*ck, I just can't help it.

- Listen, you've gotta focus on

what's going on with you and Simone.

She's the love of your life, not me.

Okay?

(soft music)

- And what about Jay?

(soft music)

- What about him?

- Do you still love him?

- Sometimes,

sometimes you just need more than love.

I need something more.

(soft music)

(light music)

- Hey.

- What's up, Tori?

- What is up with Cameron?

- I don't know, but it's dark.

- Maybe he's dealing

with something mentally

that we don't know about.

- Maybe, but he need

to get that sh*t together

and stop taking it out on us.

- Yeah, you did not deserve that.

To be honest, I've dated women.

So, I can't be judgmental.

- I'm not g*y, Tori.

- I know. I'm just saying.

- Is my masculinity in

question just because

I like to take care of myself?

- Some people don't have the

mental capacity to digest

a well-groomed man who's in

touch with his feminine side.

- Hey, man, listen, look.

Why is that even a thing?

Huh?

Why can't I just like

to take care of myself?

I don't have to be a thug or a gangster or

a birdbrain as Cameron

just to be considered a man.

- Right?

- Right.

- I think it's something that's deeper

within the Black man that

we can't take self-care

and we can't enjoy ourself

without being labeled g*y or feminine.

And it makes no sense.

I feel like Black men

as a whole need therapy

from not being allowed to, to feel.

From not being allowed to be emotional.

You know?

- Exactly.

- One day, I'm just gonna

end up just like Cameron.

I'm sorry that my father hugged me.

I'm sorry that he told me he loved me.

Hm? I'm sorry I didn't

have to get it out the mud.

I don't know what that

looks like. You know?

- Yeah.

- You don't have to be

hard to be a Black man.

(phone buzzing)

(birds singing)

- Hey, I'll be right back.

(soft music)

You've gotta know the rules

- Hey.

- Hey.

- What's going on?

- Phew, a lot.

Hey look, I gotta tell you

something and you gotta promise

not to say anything to anybody yet.

- Okay, what?

What is it?

You really like Simone, don't you?

- What? No, no, no, listen to me, Tori.

(Tori speaks indistinctly)

Listen, listen.

(soft piano music)

Cam and Tiff been fooling around.

- Well, that's the point, right?

- To get to know each other.

- What? No, no no.

No.

- No!

- Okay.

- No.

They been fooling around before this.

- (gasps) You shut your freaking mouth!

- You gotta be kidding me!

- Sh, sh.

Sh.

Damn, Tori.

(soft piano music)

- He makes her feel so bad about cheating,

and he's the one cheating.

That's why he's so

mad, because he's guilty.

- I feel so bad.

- I feel bad too.

- All right, look.

We should just let them

find out on their own.

Okay?

- Yeah, it's none of our business, right?

- Exactly.

- Yeah.

To the grave.

- To the grave.

My baby.

(soft piano music)

- Oh good, everybody's here.

Cameron has something he would like to say.

(soft piano music)

Go ahead.

- I'm sorry, y'all.

I'm sorry for ruining lunch.

Uh.

I think this whole thing

just has me confused.

(Tori coughing)

- [Jay] You okay, Tori?

- Yeah, I'm okay.

- Tori.

(soft piano music)

- And I've been making

this whole thing hard.

Um.

Um.

And I haven't been taking it serious.

Simone,

I'm sorry, because you deserve

my love and respect.

(Tori clearing throat)

What the f*ck?

- Mm, sorry, allergies.

Proceed.

(soft piano music)

(Cameron clearing throat)

- Simone, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for holding all

of that above your head

and keeping it in me.

And I'm sorry for not being the man

that you deserve every single

day, and every single night.

And if you allow me, I

promise, it will be better.

(soft piano music)

- Cameron, I just...

- Tiff and Cameron are fooling around!

- Dammit, Tori.

- (sighs) It's been eating me alive.

- What?

- Derrick overheard Tiff and Cameron having

a private conversation

about their relationship

prior to coming here.

- Prior?

- Why you looking stupid, Tiffany?

- Is she telling the truth?

- Okay, it's not what it sounds like.

- Tiff, what the f*ck?

You sat there and you

listened to my problems.

You even gave me advice.

You made me feel like we were girls!

- We are...

- Shut the f*ck up!

Both of you are dead to me.

- Simone, Simone.

(soft music)

- Jay.

I swear, it's not what it sounds like.

- You bigmouth b*tch.

- f*ck you!

- What the f*ck you say, m*therf*cker?

- Y'all all got me f*cked up.

- You know what?

(fist smacking)

(soft sad music)

(bag zipping)

(soft sad music)

- Can we talk about this, Jay?

- About what, Tiffany? Huh?

Have you been f*cking

this man the whole time

and pretending to be here with me?

- I haven't been playing with you.

I haven't been pretending nothing.

- And the whole time,

I blamed it on myself.

I watched you come in here this weekend,

in front of all these new

people, and embarrass me.

Embarrass me.

(Tiff crying)

You called me g*y.

Making fun of me, to

make somebody else laugh.

(soft sad music)

I can't even put my hand around

you being in a whole another relationship.

- No, it was not a relationship!

It was nothing more than, like, sex.

- Do you hear how you

sound? Do you hear yourself?

Just sex, huh?

- Baby.

- Baby, where are you going?

- I'm leaving!

- No.

- I'm leaving.

(Tiff crying)

- I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry. I just...

You don't get it.

You don't understand what it's

like not to have a real man.

- So now I'm not a man?

- I didn't mean it like

that, Jay. I'm sorry.

I just, I don't know, I just,

I disconnected from this relationship

because of how you act and

what you sound like, how you speak.

It's just...

And I don't know, my friends got in my head

and suggested that you

were probably g*y and

I let that sh*t get in

my head and make that

be the excuse on why I did what I did.

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have.

(soft sad music)

(Jay crying)

(soft sad music)

I love you.

Baby.

- You know, some time ago, Tiff,

all of that crying sh*t woulda worked.

But not now.

I watched strangers come into this house

and give themselves up for each other.

(Tiff crying)

I watched them suffer because of love.

- I love you.

- Suffer.

Only to realize that the only thing

that any of us missing, is loving ourself.

- I love you.

- I love myself enough to say,

this isn't working.

- No.

- And walk away.

I love you, Tiffany.

But I can't, I can't do to it no more.

- Jay (cries). No.

No.

No.

- Goodbye, Tiffany.

- Please come back. I'm sorry.

f*ck (cries)!

Took a right, took a left summertime

Black and white doesn't

work, but it's fine

Because you

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I know you wouldn't get too cool

Yeah, yeah, yeah

And when I waited

just a little too long

Yeah, yeah, yeah

So we should do it

right here in this song

That's a waste of time

Gotta do it up, baby, do it up, baby

You double the taste

(indistinct) in a couple of ways

And we don't have to rush

it 'cause it's purple haze

Just a couple of minutes

feel like a couple of days

Different, and the same, and the same

- A fight?

In my house?

- Doc, I'm so so...

- Uh uh uh, uh uh.

I don't wanna hear nut, nut, nothing.

Where are Simone and Jay,

and somebody please tell me

what the hell is going on.

- So Jay and Simone found

out about Cameron and Tiff.

(light music)

- Oh, finally.

- How did you know?

- I know every damn thing. You

got yo a*s beat, didn't you?

- Ha, sho did.

Just saying.

- Tori, how are you feeling?

- I am not okay.

This whole experience has hurt

me more than it's helped me.

- You think so?

- Yeah, now that Derrick and

Simone are in love now, so...

- What?

- I saw you two, cuddling.

- Baby, listen, I don't know

what you think you saw,

but that doesn't mean I'm in love with her.

She was just going through something,

and I was consoling her.

What the hell?

- Hm.

Well, besides that, I

just think that maybe,

maybe Derrick's embarrassed of me.

I still haven't figured

out that deeper reason.

Well you also haven't

required him to open up.

If you want him to be more,

you have to make him do more.

Otherwise, you're just gonna stay

in the same place you're in now.

Do y'all need to go talk this out?

Figure this sh*t out, okay?

(light music)

Okay, I really hope

that's not a Yelp review,

because I really can't take no more hits.

You good?

Okay, girl, I know you

hear me talking to you.

- My life was good until I got here.

- Was it, though?

Because I recall you paying

me $100 a visit faithfully.

- Okay, so?

It wasn't perfect, but I had a man.

- Oh, so that's all you want is a man?

Girl, my cousin Pookie

get outta jail next week.

He'll be all the bum you

need, and he won't cheat.

(chuckles) Baby, you don't need a man

to make you feel complete.

- It's not that I need

them to feel complete.

I just...

I just don't wanna be alone like my mom

for the rest of my life.

- Mm, so.

Fear of being lonely

is what has you keeping

peace outta your life.

Let me tell you something.

There ain't nothing

worth your peace.

And when you figure that

out, you're gonna look back

at that relationship, and

you're gonna say to yourself,

what the hell was I thinking?

You are a beautiful girl,

with so much going on for you.

And see people like Cameron,

they will suck you dry

just because of that.

Free yourself, mm?

And those men of value,

those men that'll value you,

oh, they'll come, honey.

'Cause you're worth it.

- I never looked at life that way.

- Yeah, that's 'cause your

mama couldn't get it right.

- Uh?

- Okay, that was wrong,

I'm kidding.

But,

look, I need you to love yourself, okay?

Be single for a while, date.

Why don't you call that Vegas man again

and let him rock your world?

Have a h* phase.

It's needed.

- I've already had that

phase. I'm over it.

I want love.

- Well just have one more.

And love will come naturally. Yes.

Honey, you are young

and cute, and there

are men out here that will

throw themselves at your feet.

And your next relationship

will come naturally.

See, don't you be with somebody

because of who they

are and what they do, no.

You be with someone on

how they make you feel.

Huh?

- Yeah.

You're absolutely right.

- I know I am.

I'm the doctor (laughs).

- Jay, I'm glad you came

back before we all left.

- Should I ask your boyfriend

can we get a minute?

Look, I'm not okay with

how things went here.

- I know, I, listen, I...

- Wait. Let me finish.

I love you, Tiffany. I do.

And you know I would literally

move this Earth for you.

- I know.

- But, I just,

I don't think there's no

coming back from this.

I don't think you even like me.

I don't think you even want me.

So, for that reason,

I'm gonna take the time

to find out what it is that

I really want in a woman.

I'm sorry.

- Don't be sorry.

(chuckles) That's a good thing.

Look, I know this hurts,

but y'all are all each other knows.

But, maybe if you took

some time to find yourselves,

see if this was real,

you'll make your way back

to each other eventually.

I mean, neither one of

y'all was ready for this.

I heard the way y'all

spoke about each other,

and I said, Lord, they

got a lot to figure out.

But hey, that's all right.

'Cause that's what love is.

Hey, it's okay.

Just give her some time.

She'll come around eventually.

But look at it like this.

You finally did what's best for you.

- Thank you, Dr. Rose.

- Mm-hm.

- Yo.

- My man.

- Hey, take care of yourself now.

- You be good, Mayweather.

That mean a*s left hook you got.

Boy, you need to get them hands registered.

- I am gonna miss you, white girl.

- I'm gonna miss you too.

We need to do some hanging out.

- I think I'd be down for that.

- Hey, I'm sorry, man.

I know I said some disgusting

things, but I don't know.

- It's all good, man.

Take care of yourself.

- All right, y'all, listen.

I got a little announcement

that I wanna make

before we all leave for the weekend.

Listen, y'all, this weekend has been crazy.

I mean, interesting

to say the least, right?

And me personally, I've learned a lot.

About myself. About people.

You know, gained some

friends, and some enemies.

And, um,

but the most important thing that I learned

throughout this entire weekend

is that I have the most amazing

woman in the entire world.

And I do not wanna spend

another day without you.

So, I feel like this is the

perfect time for this right now.

Mama?

I got somebody I want you to meet.

- Derrick, please don't

tell me that that's the girl

that you've been putting

your mother off for.

- Not the girl, Ma. My future wife.

(Tori gasping)

Turn the camera around for me, dog.

- [Mama] Wait a minute,

you're not doing what I...

Wait, wait! Are you doing

what I think you're doing?

- Tori, you're the best thing

that's ever happened to me.

But I been a straight up punk.

No offense, Jay.

You the hot sauce to my chicken.

You the thing that makes my world turn.

You are everything to me.

And I can't see myself living

another day of life without you.

Will you marry me?

- Yes, yes I will!

- [Mama] That better not be my ring

from my second marriage, Derrick!

(Tori squealing)

- Mama, I want you to meet

your future daughter-in-law.

- Oh hell no, she ain't

no daughter of mine.

She's a redneck.

- Can't wait to meet you

in person, Mama Carol.

- Yeah, bye, Mom. See you soon.

- Geez.

(Tori squealing)

(group applauding)

- Okay, big daddy, I am ready to go.

And I got some new moves

for my steed, oh, my fiance.

- [Derrick] That's right, get it right.

Let's do it then, baby.

- Let's go.

- Let's do it.

- All right.

- Finally, finally.

- You know, we gonna need

you at the wedding, brother.

- I got you, I'm there. Hit me.

- Dog.

Let's go, baby.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Congrats, Tori.

Is this bye bye?

We outta here?

- Well, are you all right?

- I am.

You outta here?

- I am.

Honestly, I've had

just about all I can take

with this place.

- I feel that.

- Now it's time for me to

reenter my single season.

- Single season?

I like that.

- It's long overdue,

but, I think I'm ready.

- Okay.

Well, I hope you enjoy.

- What's up?

- Sup?

So we, we doing this?

- Do what?

(growls)

- Us?

- Yeah, like, look look look.

- Us, like...

I know that this,

like there's more than

sex for you too so...

You remember this?

- [Dr. Rose On PA] If y'all don't get

your nasty selves outta here...

Get outta here! Get outta my house!

(light music)

- Dr. Rose.

- I am so happy that you two have decided

to attend my lovers retreat.

(sighs) Oh, and if you

don't mind signing this.

It's just a little waiver

that says that I'm not

being held responsible for any breakups

or hardships or druggings

while you are here

on your journey.

Right there, yeah, and right there.

Okay.

Perfect.

Yeah, thank you.

Perfect, there's one more

thing I want you to remember

while you're here at the retreat.

That love wins every time.

Okay?

And I hope you enjoy.

(Dr. Rose chuckling)

(light music)

(Dr. Rose laughing maniacally)

- Dr. Rose, I know you

planned this sh*t. You had to.

There's no way that all

these people on this Earth

that my current slash

non-current slash current thing

and my current thing are in the same room.

Dr. Rose, you are sneaky.

f*ck.

I mean, you f*cking in

here whispering and sh*t.

Man. Alright, so here's the plan.

I'm gonna just be myself

and deflect anything that comes to me.

- Wow, Dr. Rose, what an experiment

for all of us to be here.

Like, I'm so excited to be here and like,

we can all just work on

our relationships together.

Like, I'm just so happy, and you know what?

It's made me realize that our

relationship isn't so bad,

like, I can't imagine if

Derrick cheated on me.

I would f*cking leave his a*s, okay.

- I really don't... I really

don't know what to say.

I feel like I've lost

control of my relationship

and, to me, I just, I feel like...

I feel like my lady just has the IQ

of maybe a bird, maybe, because

what I expect her to see

she doesn't really see.

And, we three years in

and it's like, she's the man now.

And I'm the lady.

- What the hell, Dr. Rose? Really?

Where, what, what point are we at

in this retreat at this point?

The girlfriend swap?

You already know Cameron does not trust me.

Are you trying to drive a deeper

hole into our relationship?

Like, what if he's thinking something's

going on with Derrick?

This is revealing way too much, and

(sighs) I was hoping

coming into this retreat that

me and Cameron were taking the

step in the right direction

but he's acting like a complete a*s.

- All right, Dr. Rose, I'm gonna do

your little confessional thing.

Um, I was just upstairs, man,

and I was, you know, cuddling Simone.

And she farted in her damn sleep, man.

I couldn't, I can't breathe, bruh.

I understand why Cameron got

so much issues with her, bro.

That n*gga, he disrespectful.

Cameron is disrespectful as hell.

See, that's the thing, Dr. Rose.

I don't understand why you got us here.

We don't got issues like that.

Me and, me and Tori, I mean I'll be like,

I do, I do, I'll be like what the f*ck?

You know what I'm saying?

You always wanna touch people,

you always wanna grab people.

I'm Tori, I'm Tori, I'm Tori.

Just a little too much

mayonnaise for me sometimes,

you know what I'm saying.

- Welp, this is not how I thought

this weekend was gonna go.

I am, um, I didn't even wanna be here.

(upbeat music)

I won't stand for you to

keep on changing our plans

Took us a whole new direction

I'll be done, no question

I didn't know I needed it

But I guess I gotta get it together

(upbeat music)

As soon as I was in it for a minute

I was waiting forever

Forever

I gotta know how you feel

Are you for real for real

or just fooling around?

Or just fooling around?

What's the deal?

Are you for real for real?

'Cause you know I'm down

I know

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