(dramatic music)
Yo, what we eating tonight?
Like yo, I am f*cking
starving, for real, like.
Mm, I'm in the mood with
some chicken if you got it.
We can go and hit the homie,
Pierre,
a lil young in' 'round the block.
He got a new food truck spot.
(gentle upbeat music)
(footsteps tapping)
(gentle upbeat music)
(door knocking)
See who that is real quick, man,
I ain't really expecting nobody.
(gentle upbeat music)
Maybe it's the lil young in',
nobody man.
(door hinge creaking)
(gentle upbeat music)
Hey man,
long time no see.
[Bunny] And don't forget to
call him, you be bullshitting.
Okay, man.
All right, all right.
Clive, what's good man?
What up, Chef?
What you got there for me,
since you here unexpected?
Came to come drop
something off to you.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a early
Christmas present.
I'ma count this though.
You gotta count it.
Big man, what's up,
you still losing money?
(Clive laughing)
Every time I come here.
Oh sh*t.
How you doing love?
Never seen you around here?
(gentle upbeat music)
She pretty good man.
Guess we good here.
We pretty divvied up right now,
so I'm not gonna hold you up
for anything you got to do,
you know.
All right, my bad about that,
Chef.
Catch you next time, man.
You feel me?
I'll be good.
Yeah, be good fam.
See you around, bro.
Y'all be safe
(gentle upbeat music)
[Chef] Yo, make sure you
lock that door,
you know what I mean?
[Bunny] I ain't know you was
having somebody come through.
(g*n firing)
Yo, okay, okay.
Oh you really trying to rob me,
huh?
You want the crown that bad?
The f*ck you think you
doing here, Clive?
Yo crown?
You think I want that
f*cking crime?
n*gga I'm here to
take this money.
I'm here to take your
f*cking life.
And I'm here to take your girl.
Yeah, I know you bugging.
You real f*cking goofy.
I got this whole block flooded.
Flooded with everybody.
Where you gon go?
Who really gon f*cking help you?
Who gon help?
I am.
Ain't this a b*tch.
Ay yo, loader, I know.
b*tch.
(gentle upbeat music)
(both laughing)
(wind chimes clanking)
[Homeowner] Ay yo.
Hey.
The f*ck you doing on my
porch, man, what's up?
(birds chirping)
All right, I'm going
to get my g*n.
If you still back out here,
it ain't gonna be good.
(door thudding)
(birds chirping)
Oh f*ck.
(dogs barking)
(wind chimes clanking)
(dogs barking)
(birds chirping)
Ah.
(birds chirping)
f*ck.
(birds chirping)
(Dougie panting)
f*ck.
Oh sh*t.
(birds chirping)
(cellphone ringing)
Hey Tony, what's, what's,
what's up man?
Hey, hey, hey
Dougie.
You was supposed to be in my
office for meeting at nine.
Do you know what time it is?
(gentle upbeat music)
One, the time is one o'clock.
Hey look, look, hey, Tony,
I ain't even gonna
lie to you man,
I gotta go ahead and put
in for this Uber
and everything like
that and I'll,
I'll hit you.
- Uber?
Are you kidding me?
I thought you said you were.
- Ay man, I'm sorry man,
I can't even hear you man.
I'ma talk to you later.
I'll see you when I get there.
Okay, bye.
- n*gga don't hang.
(Dougie panting)
I need to call a Uber.
(gentle upbeat music)
My fault, brother, my fault.
(gentle upbeat music)
(car door thudding)
(gentle upbeat music)
(car engine revving)
You working on something
back there, brother?
(car engine revving)
Yeah, yeah,
something like that.
Well, if you don't
mind me asking,
what you working on, man?
Story report?
No sh*t.
So you like a news reporter?
(car engine revving)
Yeah.
My n*gga, I ain't never
had no celebrity
in this mother, man.
What you working on?
Well, at this moment,
I don't really have
anything right now.
Well, look, you know, I
might have a suggestion or two
if you want to hear it.
Sure man.
You need to write
about them aliens.
(car engine revving)
- You said aliens?
- Aliens.
I'm sorry.
You said aliens?
g*dd*mn right, I said aliens.
You see all these funny
looking m*therf*ckers
walking around here right now.
Them m*therf*ckers is here.
sh*t, think about it.
They might have always
been here, you know.
Think about that sh*t,
think about it.
I'm not gonna take
away the notion
that there is an intelligent
life beyond humans.
But I work for the
Alchemy Report.
You know what I'm saying?
This is big.
Like this ain't no
grocery store tabloids
that's talking about like,
if Tupac is still alive.
Hey n*gga,
Tupac is still alive.
That m*therf*cker was
just over there in Jamaica
having the time of his
f*cking life.
You ain't seen the
f*cking video?
No, no I haven't.
(car engine revving)
Hey brother, I don't mean to
be rude or nothing like that,
but, is that you
smelling like that?
Nah, man.
Smell like sh*t.
Boy, lemme tell you something.
If you ever need a
f*cking ride anywhere,
I'll be your personal driver,
all right.
I can get past the smell.
(upbeat music)
(phone thudding)
Tony.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
How long have we known
each other, Dougie?
At least like 10 years,
man, like since college.
10 years.
And it's safe to say that I've
always had your back, right?
Of course, of course.
You got my story.
Well see.
Well see nothing man.
See that's the that I'm
talking about.
I have people to
answer to at DFS.
We supposed to have our
stories at the top of the week.
You're k*lling me.
I know Tony man, look,
I'm trying to do my best.
Your best isn't good enough.
You're always late, you're
always missing deadlines.
And on top of that, what
the f*ck is that smell?
I was rushing to get to you.
To get to me?
So you thought it was a
good idea to come in here
smelling like booze and a*s?
I just didn't wanna be late.
Late?
n*gga, you was already late.
Next time try putting a
bar of soap to your a*s.
And brushing your damn teeth.
You look and smell like sh*t.
Tony, look man, I promise
man, I'll do better.
Matter of fact, I actually
do have a story for you.
Oh, so now you have a story?
Yeah.
What's the story, Dougie?
Hmm, hmm.
What's the story?
Um,
aliens.
(Tony sighing)
n*gga, did you just say
f*cking aliens?
Think about it.
They, how do you know about
the whereabouts of them?
And we as a country have
just been ignoring the signs.
What signs?
That they have been
here all along.
Get the f*ck outta my face yo.
[Dougie] Tony.
No, Tony, nothing man.
Look, I love you like
a brother, I really do.
But when it comes down to
one of us getting fired,
that's always gonna be you.
Okay, it's not personal,
it's just business.
Now get me my story or
I'ma have to let you go.
All right man, I'ma
get your story.
Good.
And Dougie take the rest
of the day off, man.
I can't have you around
here smelling like that.
You smell like sh*t.
Go man.
(gentle upbeat music)
(footsteps tapping)
(gentle upbeat music)
Man lemme turn this music
up, get this party started.
(gentle upbeat music)
Why'd y'all boys turn
the music down,
the party's just now
getting started?
My name is Tasha.
Rico sent me as a gift for y'all
for taking care of things
while he's been locked away.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, it is actually.
He want his boys to be
able to go harder than ever
when he gets out.
[Thug] sh*t baby, I'm
hard right now.
You know this n*gga.
Who this n*gga?
Who, him?
Oh, that's Lance.
He's my personal
bodyguard guard.
[Thug] sh*t, that
ain't your man?
Oh no baby.
If I had a man, he
wouldn't be all too happy
with the things I like
to do to make money.
(gentle upbeat music)
You can take it over here now.
Hmm, is that right?
Yeah.
Well then somebody turned
the music up and pass me a shot
so we can get this
party started.
sh*t I got you.
There you go.
(gentle upbeat music)
You like what you see?
[Thug] sh*t yeah.
(gentle upbeat music)
Are you looking for
another round?
Yeah, sure.
Thank you Kara.
So what's really going on?
Not too much.
Are you still down at Alchemy?
(Dougie laughing)
Yeah.
Tony's trying to fire me
for not getting him a
credible story.
Give him a credible story.
It's not that simple.
Why?
It's just,
it's just.
(Dougie sighing)
There's a certain method
to the madness.
I'm listening.
The Alchemy is based on
factual events,
things that cause a ripple
effect in the everyday norm.
We have to find a story
that when it hits
and it really hits,
I mean, they're talking
about it for weeks.
So you can't find the story?
Nope.
Unless you know if Tupac's
still living in Jamaica.
What?
Nothing.
Well, don't give up.
You're really smart,
you're creative.
The world does need
people like you.
You're what keeps us
other people inspired.
Remember that?
Did I inspire you to
break up with me?
No Dougie, you pushed me away
by not wanting to deal
with your own demons.
It's like you prefer it
to be with them than me.
Either way, it was a
really long time ago
and I don't have any more
hard feelings.
I still have a lot of
love for you
because we are who we
choose to be
and I love who you are.
Thank you.
I love you too.
Aw, ain't that cute?
How come you ain't never
talk to me like that?
Because you walk
out on your tab
and you're a shitty tipper.
Damn, that hurt.
When did you ever pull that?
I didn't, she pulled me.
Bullshit, you not her type.
No bullshit, she was my type.
Nah, it had to be a rebound.
This has to be hell a
awkward for you guys.
Seeing as how I'm
standing right here.
Nah sweetheart, I'm just
trying to make friends.
Yeah, well I don't want
any new friends.
Damn, why not, you going soft?
Dougie.
Look, my big bandana
hair wearing friend.
It's fine, it's fine, I'm
not gonna do anything.
I just want to have a good
night, have some drinks,
talk to an old friend and
not have any trouble man.
So, I think it'd be great if
you just go on with your night.
Damn that stinks.
Damn, the only thing that
does stink is your breath.
Smells like you've been
licking crack all day.
(Kara laughing)
Aww, now we could be friends.
Can I have another
shot please.
Thank you.
(gentle upbeat music)
p*ssy.
(gentle upbeat music)
Oh sh*t.
(gentle upbeat music)
(Dougie moaning)
(gentle upbeat music)
(glass crunching)
(Dougie moaning)
Oh girl, you smell good.
Mm, thank you baby.
Mm.
It's Chanel.
Oh yeah.
[Thug] What's that, a
little bunny tat?
Yeah, it is actually.
[Thug] What's that
supposed to mean?
She means that I like
to get the party jumping.
Oh, is that right?
So what Rico send you
over here for anyway.
Pretty much to do anything
you guys want me to do.
Anything?
Mm-hmm.
sh*t, I got a
little something,
we could go on back and
get this party started.
[Bunny] Is that right?
[Thug] That's right.
Well first baby, I
need to get paid.
[Thug] Paid?
Yes baby.
I mean, Rico sent me
but he wasn't about to pay me
off of his books for y'all.
All right man, so how
much you want?
(gentle upbeat music)
I want all of it.
(thug laughing)
All of it?
Yes baby, all of it.
f*ck she mean all of it bro?
I don't know man,
Rico a good one.
He sitting over a hoe
who's also a comedian.
(Bunny laughing)
I'm very serious.
Only thing serious
is about you sucking me
and the rest of my n*gg*s off,
we kicking your a*s back
out to them streets,
where Rico found your
raggedy a*s.
(thug laughing)
She talk about all of it.
(thug laughing)
Crazy a*s sh*t.
You wanna know what baby?
What's up?
I am crazy.
(gentle upbeat music)
(g*n firing)
(thug screaming)
(gentle upbeat music)
(g*n firing)
(gentle upbeat music)
[Thug] Come on now, wait.
Don't f*ck about that n*gga.
Now tell us where the money is.
b*tch, I ain't
telling you sh*t.
(gentle upbeat music)
(g*n firing)
Ow.
b*tch just shot me.
Damn.
- Oh.
[Thug] f*ck.
Poor baby.
You gonna need to get
that checked out soon
or it's gonna bleed to death.
Or we can do it the easy way
and you can tell me
where the money is.
I'm not telling
you sh*t b*tch.
[Bunny] As a matter of
fact, I'ma count to three.
One little bunny.
Man, stop man.
Don't sh**t me.
[Bunny] Two little bunnies.
Stop, don't sh**t me man.
[Bunny] Three little bunnies.
All right, it's in the
f*cking back man,
it's in the f*cking back.
That wasn't hard, was it?
Go get it
Man, y'all don't know who
y'all f*cking with, man.
I swear when Rico get out,
he gonna f*cking skin
y'all alive.
Do I look like a b*tch that
care about what Rico think?
Man f*ck you.
(g*n firing)
Damn, what happened?
n*gga was talking about
Rico too much so I k*lled him.
(thug farting)
(gentle upbeat music)
[Thug] Hey man, hold
on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, whoa, whoa,
whoa.
(g*n firing)
(gentle upbeat music)
(Clive coughing)
[Reporter] More murders
have been reported
in the South Side District,
that now comes to a total of.
[Kara] That is what
you get for day drinking.
The most recent
being a g*ng.
- I have to go
handle inventory but
I'll be back.
- Rico Martel.
- Thanks.
[Reporter] Who served two
years from a drug charge
stemming from a traffic stop.
The only reports coming
in about the suspects
are from a man who would
rather stay anonymous.
He was there when the
murders happened.
He states that there's a
man and a woman.
The woman appears to
have a tattoo
on her left shoulder of a bunny.
Please be advised that
they are more than likely
armed and dangerous.
Police can ask, if you have
any information on the suspects
or recent events, to
please contact them.
(dramatic music)
(car engine revving)
How's looking over there babe?
(Bunny laughing)
It's looking real good, baby.
I've been thinking
about that vacation
we've been talking about.
(bunny laughing)
Oh yeah.
(Clive laughing)
Damn right, gimme something.
(Clive laughing)
Hey yo, that's my fault
back there too.
You know I ain't
think that one guy
was gonna dip out like
that so fast.
Mm, I ain't worried
about that n*gga.
Trust, I'm gonna find him
and handle it.
Besides, he work for
Rico so he'll be around.
You think he gonna tell?
Even if he did, he don't
know what we look like.
(car engine revving)
I'm saying I just don't want
that kind of heat on us,
you know.
Baby, listen, I ain't worried
so you don't need to be
worried either, all right.
Okay.
(car engine revving)
Baby.
[Clive] Mm?
What you want from
all of this?
I don't know.
sh*t, I just want to be with,
you know, somewhere
sunny on the beach
sipping on some drinks.
(both laughing)
I don't know either.
But I do know that it's
more to it than this sh*t.
That it is.
(car engine revving)
(dramatic music)
(Dougie sighing)
Hey, I think I'm
gonna get up outta here.
You sure?
You don't need a ride?
Nah, I'll be fine, thank you.
It's good seeing you Kara.
Good seeing you too.
See you Dougie.
So you think you so
smart don't you?
I don't know what
you're talking about.
Do you know now?
Man, please.
What all did you say to the
police about the shootings?
[Curt] Man, that was you?
We been keeping for
the lo for the longest.
And you go stitching to 12
about what you actually saw.
Damn, you so f*cking stupid.
Look man, Rico
about to get out.
Oh, please tell me I
ain't dealing with another
Rico d*ck rider.
- Please don't
f*cking sh**t me.
Strip n*gga.
I said strip n*gga.
That's right.
Please don't f*cking sh**t me.
Unfortunately Cardi Boy,
you know I can't do that.
(g*n firing)
f*ck.
Oh sh*t.
Get up slowly.
Get the f*ck up.
Hurry up.
Hurry the f*ck up.
Taking all f*cking day.
Look what we got baby.
Who the f*ck is this n*gga?
I just seen this
watching in the corner.
Watching me?
I didn't see, I don't
even know what.
I don't see sh*t.
My name is Dougie Pierce.
I work for the Alchemy,
the reporter.
So I was leaving the bar.
A reporter?
Yeah, you might be useful.
You coming to the crib with us?
What?
What?
Yeah, let's go.
Come on.
(gentle upbeat music)
You wanna end up like that.
(upbeat music)
(car door thudding)
What's good, king?
Hey what up?
(both laughing)
You got the on time.
Ah.
- What's good big homie.
- Good seeing you.
How you been?
Can't call it my G.
You know, I'm just
glad to be out.
Look like you lost some
weight in there.
f*ck you, m*therf*cker.
If anything, I got stronger.
I hear that.
Mentally and physically.
How about you?
How's everything?
It's been straight for
a while now but it's.
But what?
Recent events went down,
put us at a loss
with the cartel.
Slight loss, huh?
How slight is this loss?
k*ll the boys, they got
hit at the house on 23rd.
Hmm.
Where's k*ll now?
(car engine revving)
Where's k*ll?
He's dead.
Moss too.
Pretty much
everybody else there.
(car engine revving)
Hmm.
So how did all this go down?
From what the news
said, there's a couple.
Like a n*gga and the b*tch?
- Yeah.
- And it's
already in the news?
Yep.
Hmm.
Anybody seen 'em?
Word out?
Curt was the one who called 12.
He was there the whole time.
Somehow he got out without
getting k*lled.
Curt got out without
getting k*lled, huh?
Well, it sounds like
we need to find Curtis
and have a conversation right.
Make the call, have
that conversation.
(dramatic music)
[Bunny] Well?
(dramatic music)
Well?
n*gga, get to asking us
the questions.
Besides, you ain't going
nowhere no time soon.
Yeah, you
basically stuck here.
You'll sleep on that couch.
(birds chirping)
Are y'all gonna k*ll me?
Don't ask questions like that.
You said you was a reporter,
right?
[Dougie] Yes.
All right then.
Get to asking the
good questions.
Besides the world needs
to know just who we are.
(both laughing)
Sorry, I'm just a
little nervous.
[Bunny] Nervous, why?
'Cause he saw you
k*ll somebody.
(Clive laughing)
Don't worry, man, it
happened to me
the first time too, all right.
She can have that way on people
but she's as sweet as can be.
Right.
Whew.
Kind of warm in here.
May I have something to drink?
What you want, some water,
Hennessy?
I'ma get you some Henny,
because I want some too.
You want some baby?
Hmm, no thank you baby.
(dramatic music)
So what made you wanna
be a reporter?
Well, I didn't actually,
I just, I really like writing
and I majored in journalism.
Hmm?
College boy.
(dramatic music)
Thank you.
(dramatic music)
Did you go?
I mean, I did for
a little bit,
but then I ended up
dropping out.
And I still ended up
with a nine to five job.
(dramatic music)
Doing what?
She was a CO.
Correctional Officer?
I mean, it wasn't all that
sh*t.
She was one of their best.
The law wanted her to do
bigger things,
but you talking about the
woman who's sexy
and that could sh**t a target
from over a hundred
yards away now.
Wow.
My aim is impeccable.
She's a natural.
What can I say?
When I see my target,
I go after what I want.
Oh.
That's an impressive,
You have no idea.
(dramatic music)
You really think we gonna
be able to get our story
out the right way?
Yeah why, you don't think so?
I want to think so,
but I don't know.
I feel like he ain't the
right one to do it for us.
You feel me?
I feel like we need to
find somebody
who really know what they doing.
Are you jealous?
What?
Jealous of what?
That n*gga?
(dramatic music)
(Bunny laughing)
This is too cute.
[Clive] f*ck outta
here, I ain't jealous.
Oh my baby, you
jealous ain't you?
(dramatic music)
(Bunny laughing)
Baby, it's all right okay.
Ain't nothing to be
jealous about.
Besides, I need to get
the best story
so that he can give it
to the Alchemy.
(dramatic music)
I hope you right.
Mm, I am.
Now come here.
(dramatic music)
(Bunny moaning)
(dramatic music)
(Bunny moaning)
(dramatic music)
(Bunny moaning)
(dramatic music)
(Bunny moaning)
(dramatic music)
[Thug] You talking
too much ish.
[Mike] Oh, I'm already knowing
you weren't going for that.
[Thug] Uh-uh, we ain't
doing that here.
[Mike] Nah, enough of
that, enough of that.
We can't go out like.
[Thug] Trey.
What's good, Trey?
How you doing, man?
Oh.
What's good nephew?
When you got out?
Hug.
Ah, I just got out yesterday,
man.
Not as far, that's far.
It's good to see you.
- How's everything been?
Just holding down
the block, you feel me?
Big facts.
How your mama house?
She's good, she's good.
Everything good?
Everything's all right, yeah.
All right.
So I all hear from my
homie Curtis lately?
Y'all haven't heard
about Curtis.
Heard what?
Mike, you might
wanna tell 'em.
He got popped last night.
[Trey] What?
The cops found him around
the corner, in his underwear
and they listed him as
a John Smith,
but one of my customers
identified him.
Any idea who did it?
- Nah.
- Nah.
But I'm gonna keep
it out though.
That's a good look nephew.
For sure.
Yeah.
Y'all need anything?
No, I'm straight.
- Yeah?
- Good.
All right, y'all
stay in contact.
You let me know if
something pop.
For sure, Unc, love.
All right, my love,
have a good one.
- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
Put the word out.
We gotta find out who's
k*lling our boys.
All right, on it.
So boom, there I was right,
I pulled over with a spy
tag with hell a bags on me.
sh*t, had I been any younger,
I would've eaten them shits,
but I almost died one day
sleeping on the train tracks.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, but if it
wasn't for that,
I wouldn't have got locked
up and I wouldn't have ran
into the finest woman
I've ever known.
n*gga shut up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, so,
so, so wait,
you were locked up and you?
- Yeah,
and I worked there and?
Interesting man.
I actually, I've only
known about that,
but never heard about an
inmate-guard relationship.
I mean, it happens more
than you think it do.
Huh?
So what did you see in him?
No offense, man.
None taken.
Clive had this grit about
him that just turned me on.
I mean, I was over
the CO anyways,
so I was about to put
my two weeks notice in.
And when he got out,
we linked up.
So y'all got out and y'all
decided to rob and k*ll people?
What?
n*gga, hell no.
Truth be told,
Clive was reformed
On the straight and narrow.
Yeah.
And it was me who got
that back on the street.
Huh.
So you know how Eve
popped that a*s
for Adam to eat that apple?
That's what she did for me.
Huh, I just couldn't
help myself.
But it took a while though.
But before, you know, he
was back on the streets
doing things worse than
what was on his records.
sh*t, she turned me
to a k*ller.
More like a lover to
get this money.
(both laughing)
For sure.
Wow.
And y'all became this crime duo.
It's funny man, it's interesting
'cause it's like y'all
follow kinda like
the Bonnie and Clyde stories,
but like, I mean, your
name is Clive
and you got a bunny tattoo.
So y'all could be
Bunny and Clive.
(gentle upbeat music)
Ooh, Dougie Pierce,
I love that.
Baby that's it.
That could be our alias.
My name ain't no alias.
What is you?
n*gga don't be dumb
now all right.
It's a play on words.
Besides, do you want the
people to know
your name is Clivell?
Yo.
Exactly.
Babe, listen, all right,
we're a power couple
and the people need to
know exactly who we are.
Okay, this is it.
Bunny and Clive.
I like that Dougie Pierce
Pretty clever man.
Thanks.
(gentle upbeat music)
Bunny and Clive.
Listen Dougie, you make sure
that people know that, okay.
We need to be known for that,
all right?
(gentle upbeat music)
All right, I'll
make sure that be
the first thing they hear.
(gentle upbeat music)
Bunny and Clive.
Bunny and Clive.
(both laughing)
I like that.
(dramatic music)
Make the call.
Make the call.
(cellphone ringing)
(gentle upbeat music)
Hey Tony, it's me, Dougie.
Yo, Dougie, where the
f*ck have you been man?
We haven't talked since
the last time I seen you.
Yeah, yeah that's my bad,
yeah.
Do you even wanna work
for us anymore?
No, man, it's not that man.
I really, really wanna
work for y'all.
I just immersed in pretty,
pretty, pretty big story.
Really?
What, you get abducted
by the aliens?
No, not quite.
Look man, all I know
is it better be
a pretty compelling and
convincing story
if it's been keeping
you from coming in, man.
'Cause really Dougie
at this point,
you might want to just.
I'm with the couples
that been committing
the robberies and
murders recently?
Wait, what?
I've been
interviewing the couple
that have been on the news
recently with the crimes.
Holy sh*t, Dougie.
How'd you get that to happen?
I didn't, I just,
I guess I was just at the
wrong place at the wrong time.
You okay?
Yeah, yeah, no, yeah.
Yeah, I'm okay, I think I am.
What do they want from you?
They just want us to
tell their story for them.
This is big man, this is huge.
What do you need from me man?
Tony, just promise that
you'll put their story out.
Yeah, yeah, of course man.
When will you have it for me?
A few days.
Great job, Dougie.
Hey, anything else?
Yeah.
It's the name they wanna
go by through the media.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
What's their names?
(gentle upbeat music)
[Reporter] Bunny and Clive,
that is now the stated
name of this criminal duo
going viral, taking a riff
on the classic.
Woo, hey baby, we
made the news.
We now know as the new
criminal duo, Bunny and Clive.
What?
Hey.
Hell yeah.
(both laughing)
[Reporter] Dougie Pierce
just so happens to be residing
with the couple.
- So what's next?
[Reporter] This very moment?
[Bunny] Yeah, what's
next, Dougie Pierce?
[Reporter] He's
getting an exclusive,
inside story interview
with what the motives
and intentions are for
this crime couple.
Guess I need to
interview y'all some more.
Dig a little deeper.
Find out like why y'all
really do what y'all do.
Nah, we need something a
little bit more hands on.
What you think baby?
(Clive laughing)
Hands on?
Yeah.
You been on my mind a lot
Don't need no time watch
[Clive] Yes sir.
I dunno how I got you in
my party spot
It's late, so late
You like my oxygen
Make a scene at barging down.
All right, we here.
So what's about to happen?
Well, Dougie Pierce,
you about to be our first
ever guest to a robbery.
Wait, wait, did you say,
did you say a guest
to a robbery?
Yes, I did.
I don't feel
comfortable doing this.
Man, we don't give a
f*ck how you feel.
Baby relax.
Listen, you gonna do
all right okay.
All we need you to do is be
the best getaway driver ever.
I'm gonna go in and distract 'em
and Clive gonna do
his thing okay?
All right, let's get it.
Let's go.
(gentle upbeat music)
(singer vocalizing)
(gentle upbeat music)
f*ck man.
Now we doing all right bro.
But we ain't getting
enough f*cking money man.
Ah my n*gga.
- sh*t's slow man.
Slow money better
than no money
my n*gga.
- n*gga, I got kids n*gga.
f*ck you mean, I got four.
Man, I don't wanna hear
that sh*t man.
We need some more
f*cking money bro.
We been out here all day.
Damn man.
- Patience my n*gga,
patience.
Oh sh*t,
what do we have here?
What's going on fellas?
How y'all doing this evening?
Okay, call it,
what's up with you?
- sh*t, I'm good now.
I mean I'm a little
too embarrassed
to be asking y'all this,
but I'm looking for some.
Nah, you good.
That's why I'm outside.
How much you looking for?
I have these exams coming
up and I've been stressing,
I need a little something
to take my mind off of it.
Something like this.
That's probably
about an eighth.
Yeah, that's about a eighth.
That's gonna run you about a
hundred dollars though, baby.
A hundred dollars?
Damn that seems expensive.
Treating you like a
loyal customer.
You ain't gonna find a
deal like that nowhere else.
I promise you.
Call it the family discount.
Ah, well, in that
case, thank you fellas.
You living around here?
Yeah, I actually live
around the block.
You know what fellas?
I think I'm good on the smoke.
f*ck you mean, why, what's up?
I'ma hold off.
I think I'ma toughen it through,
you know
What's up, you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Y'all fellas have a good night.
All right, look before
you go anywhere
can I get your number?
You look good, I wanna
call you sometime.
Yeah, thank you.
You're welcome.
But actually I got a man.
Where?
He not out here with you.
How you doing fellas?
(upbeat music)
f*ck.
Like that?
Thank you, I'll take that.
Type sh*t you on b*tch?
You gonna fake a*s
queen and slow.
Hey y'all chill and shut up.
Go ahead baby, I got it.
n*gga who you talking to?
I ain't about to beg for
my life, n*gga.
You lost your f*cking mind?
f*cking, we hustle n*gga,
pure pain mafia n*gga.
I hear that.
The f*ck you think
you is n*gga?
(upbeat music)
Hey yo, turn around before
I sh**t you in your face.
Big man, what else
you got on you?
sh*t, n*gga, you must
think I'm scared n*gga.
Who the you think
you are?
- f*ck you is, n*gga?
What y'all ain't heard?
I ain't hear a damn
thing n*gga.
n*gga we Bunny and Clive.
(g*ns firing)
(gentle upbeat music)
They wouldn't invite us
Now they wanna be like us
And they dealing with
identity crisis
I know
I ain't sobbing get
a pity party
You can probably
- Drive m*therf*cker, drive.
- Holy sh*t, man.
Why did you k*ll them?
Shut the f*ck up.
Drive.
(upbeat music)
(car engine revving)
(gentle upbeat music)
Yo, what the f*ck was
that all about?
(gentle upbeat music)
Why the f*ck did you
sh**t them Clive?
The n*gg*s knew we took
they stash all right.
I had to get rid of them n*gg*s.
No witnesses, remember?
This was supposed to
be an easy lick
to show Dougie how is we
knock n*gg*s off?
Well consider them
n*gg*s knocked, all right.
Knock, knock who's there?
Not them n*gg*s, why?
'Cause they m*therf*cking dead.
You just don't be thinking,
do you?
Yo, so it's okay for you
to sh**t a room full of
n*gg*s one day,
one of them I might add,
you shot his
m*therf*cking d*ck off?
Yeah, well we planned
that for two weeks.
This was supposed to be
our last second heist.
Yeah, whatever.
I did what was
necessary all right.
What if they would've
pulled they out first?
We all be f*cked, all of us.
They would've got they
money and we be dead
back there in that car.
(gentle upbeat music)
Don't you ever do no
sh*t like that
without coming to me first.
You got me?
I said do you got me?
(gentle upbeat music)
Loud and clear.
(gentle upbeat music)
f*ck.
(car engine revving)
Try this m*therf*cker.
(car engine revving)
(dramatic music)
Hey it's me.
What you got for me?
Well they went on a
robbery tonight
and they brought me
along with 'em.
What?
Hey yo.
I know they had to be exciting.
They k*lled drug dealers.
Man, Clive, he shot 'em
in the streets.
And then they used me as a
getaway driver.
Damn, so I guess
that makes you
somewhat of an accomplice now,
huh?
Man, I don't know man.
I think they trying to
set me up or something,
just in case I like turn 'em in.
I'm not going to jail for
m*rder charges.
(dramatic music)
Look, don't even worry
about that sh*t man.
I think I might have
a plan that,
you know, get you outta there
safely and with your story.
Okay man, thank you.
(dramatic music)
(footsteps tapping)
(dramatic music)
Good morning.
You want some fruit?
Oh, no thank you.
(dramatic music)
I feed it to you.
(Dougie laughing)
So, it was a crazy
night last night, right?
(dramatic music)
I mean, I guess you
can say that.
It was a normal night for me.
(dramatic music)
Well I guess it was
just crazy to me, huh?
What, you never seen
somebody get k*lled before?
Actually I have seen
someone get k*lled from afar.
It was the other night
when you shot that man
in his drawers.
I thought you said
you ain't seen anything.
(dramatic music)
Relax.
It is what it is.
Besides, if I wanted
you dead by now,
I would've been k*lled you.
(dramatic music)
(Dougie giggling)
That's confident.
I guess I've been
doing this for so long,
it's normal to me when
it really shouldn't be.
So, why you do it then?
It's like a thrill,
you know like having sex
on the counter
while your man is
upstairs sleeping.
(gentle music)
But then it became a need.
Like I needed to hit the
slick so I can pay my rent
or I need to rob these people
so I can put food on the table.
(gentle music)
The need just kept growing.
So, what do you need now?
I need freedom, Dougie Pierce.
I need to hit a lick so big
that it can put me outta dodge.
This town ain't but so big.
Have you ever had a
need for freedom?
Definitely.
I just didn't know what
to do about it.
Mm.
Is that right?
Well I feel like when it
comes to a need,
sometimes you just gotta
take what you want.
(gentle music)
Mm.
Good morning baby.
You want some fruit?
(footsteps tapping)
Sure.
(footsteps tapping)
Thank you baby.
You're welcome.
(footsteps tapping)
(singer vocalizing)
(gentle upbeat music)
Drip Eliantte, pullin' up
feeling like Harry Belafonte
Look at my racks
Feel like Serena 'way
hit from the back
Swing
Pull up like gym,
waves on swim
And I rock Timbs
with the tags
Butterfly doors on the Tesla,
I don't spend sh*t on gas
Hunnid fifty bucks, I
be at the strippy club
Whisky sippy cup, I
be on like Disney Plus
Emperors New Groove
Yo, homey, let me
holler at you.
(car door thudding)
(people speaking indistinctly)
This n*gga used to
f*ck with Curt
and them got shot
across town and oh.
Curt?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know a Curt.
Yeah, what's going on
around here?
What you mean what's going on?
People just got hit, we trying
to figure out who did it.
Y'all n*gg*s looking like
y'all might know something.
We might.
"We might."
I'm gonna tell you like
this playboy,
but our peoples, it's
a lot of fish
gonna get fried around here
and I'm the n*gga
with the grease.
Yo, yo, T, relax, relax.
(people speaking indistinctly)
So who the is we f*cking with,
n*gga?
Yo, yo, T, relax.
- Get your man, boy.
- Relax.
Son, don't get bit.
Look I am Rico from.
From the f*cking
trenches this got out.
Rico used to with my cousin Eli.
I know who the f*ck
you is n*gga.
Ah Eli.
He a good guy.
Actually I did time with him.
You remember, he actually
did that work for us.
He was a good dude.
He's a friend.
Friend.
So maybe we can work
together on this.
Nah, playboy.
See we good on that.
See since you don't know nothing
and you don't know nothing.
We gonna assume both
of y'all m*therf*ckers
had something to do with it.
And handle accordingly.
(birds chirping)
You know that's actually a
funny thing about assumptions.
Make a a*s out of me.
- What the f*ck?
And you f*ck yourself.
Open your g*dd*mn self.
[Trey] One b*tch move,
all y'all get dropped.
[Thug] You got it man,
you got it
Now gentlemen, we gonna
go ahead and go
before y'all got
something else to say.
Sound good?
(gentle upbeat music)
Let's go.
Look at this bullshit.
Look at this bullshit.
This f*ck a*s n*gg*s.
You give all you can give
And live your life like
it's so fair
Douglas, how's it
going my boy?
Oh, it's going.
(dramatic music)
You got a plan?
I believe so.
Well, let's hear it.
All right well, clearly,
it's a method to the madness
as to who they're rob
and why right?
Yeah.
All right, so check this out.
What if you found out where
the next robbery is, right,
and I'll set it up so the police
are there waiting on y'all.
You know, I'll let them know
you're role in this scenario.
All you gotta do is just
stay the out of the way.
And what we do about them?
f*ck what happens to them.
Look, all I know is that you're
gonna get outta there safely
with your report.
You about to have best
story of the year, man.
That's all that f*cking matters.
Look, just find out the
location of the next robbery,
stay the out of the way man,
text me soon as you find
out all right.
I'll talk to you soon.
Okay.
(dramatic music)
(door thudding)
Who was that?
Oh, it's Tony, my boss
from The Alchemy.
Oh, okay.
He want that story on us bad,
huh?
Yeah, yeah, he does.
I'm kinda slacking at work, so,
finally got a story he
can get out of me
so that's what he wants.
That's the case.
(dramatic music)
f*ck Tony.
(dramatic music)
Yeah, sure.
f*ck him.
(both laughing)
Let's go for a ride, man.
You want to drink?
Yeah, I do.
Sure you do.
Let's ride.
(dramatic music)
(people speaking indistinctly)
(dramatic music)
Here we go.
Here, cheers n*gga.
Come on, drink.
[Dougie] Cheers.
(glasses clanking)
(Clive laughing)
So after this, what
you got next?
I don't know.
Honestly, I just hope that
the story becomes a big hit
to help elevate my career
and maybe gimme some
better opportunities.
That's what you really want?
Yeah.
I mean that's the American
dream to be successful
and do what you love to do,
right?
Man, f*ck no.
The American dream is to
take, plain and simple.
That's what this country
was built on, taking.
I mean, yeah, it was, but.
But what?
Listen, in the world we live in,
it's either eat or be eaten,
k*ll or be f*cking k*lled.
All right?
Why you think me and
my girl do what we do?
'Cause ain't nobody just
gonna give us what we want.
Nobody.
(dramatic music)
Oh sh*t.
What?
That Rico here.
What do we do?
Nothing n*gga, take
another shot.
n*gg*s don't got no clue it's
been us putting in that work.
Right?
So I set up a meeting to
meet with Reyes and the cartel.
When we waking him up?
Tonight.
We gotta replace what was lost.
(dramatic music)
[Trey] You really think
they're gonna catch on with
that?
Oh yeah, for sure.
But by that time
it'll be too late.
See, this is all about expansion
and since I've been in,
you've kept things steady.
But there's been no expansion.
It's time to make a big move.
[Trey] How much we bringing?
All of it?
Rico, that's
easily $3 million.
No, that's 3.4.
(dramatic music)
Have I ever told you
about the scavenger fish?
It's this fish, he
follows behind the shark,
eat whatever falls out
of his mouth.
Interesting little creature.
And he's perfectly fine
as long as he stays
out of the way of the shark.
(dramatic music)
See we've been chasing
the scavenger fish
and wondering why we're hungry.
(dramatic music)
They get in the way again,
we'll take care of them.
But now it's time for
something bigger, right?
[Trey] Where we meeting them?
Tonight, Breakfast Street.
The warehouse.
Got it.
Come on.
(dramatic music)
So that's what we gonna do.
Boy, you wanna rob Rico
while he having his
meeting with the cartel?
Yes.
Baby, it's over three million.
We take that, ooh, then we out.
We can leave this time,
start over fresh and
new anywhere.
Hell, we can even
leave the country.
It ain't Rico I'm
worried about.
It's that Reyes Cartel,
he a different breed.
It's only the two of us.
What if sh*t go wrong?
It won't.
Baby, listen, I promise
we will make it outta there,
all right.
I know the back entrance.
I did some work that years back.
We used to use that same
back entrance for shipping.
They won't see us coming.
We take 'em out fast and we out.
(dramatic music)
Mm.
Sound like a suicide
mission to me.
But I'm down.
My baby.
(dramatic music)
So do y'all need me
to be in the car again?
What?
n*gga hell no.
This sh*t too dangerous.
Your a*s going in with us,
all right.
We need as much help as we can.
Hell no, man.
Look, sorry, but I'm
not doing it.
Yes the f*ck you are.
What the f*ck is you talking?
Yo, you in this now, all right.
What, you forgot?
You already helped us
get away with m*rder.
Remember what I said
Dougie take, all right.
This is that moment.
What, you want a cut from it,
huh?
Done.
You gonna have a piece.
And you can start over and do
whatever the f*ck you wanna do.
(dramatic music)
I don't know about this baby.
He don't got much experience.
f*ck that.
Why are you protecting him?
I ain't protecting sh*t.
This n*gga don't got
the experience
and I don't trust him
with our lives.
Yo, f*ck that.
Yo, we all going.
I be down in the car.
We leaving in 10.
(dramatic music)
(footsteps tapping)
(dramatic music)
Hey, it's going down
tonight man, the warehouse.
Look man, they got me in
the middle of all of this.
(dramatic music)
I don't want to die.
(upbeat music)
(footsteps crunching)
All right, y'all go
ahead and suit up.
Sure this is where it's at?
Trust me, they gonna
f*cking be here.
(upbeat music)
(g*n c*ck)
(upbeat music)
They're late.
They'll be here.
Rico I think something's up.
It'll be fine.
How do you know?
Greed?
I'm never late.
Leo my friend.
Rico, good to see you out.
[Rico] Good to be out.
Trey, always a pleasure.
[Trey] Can we just get
down to business?
You know, normally
I don't like
to rush through
business meetings,
but tonight will be a
little different gentleman.
So what are we talking
about here, Rico?
3.4, I need a big deal
and I need it quick.
I'm going out West.
Okay, you're not
playing any games.
Not at all.
One question though,
this deal, it wouldn't
have anything to do
with all the murders
and robberies
that your crew's been
experiencing, right?
f*ck them n*gg*s in there.
Three a million.
(g*n c*ck)
What the f*ck am I doing here?
Hey guys, I can't lie man,
I'm extremely nervous.
Well get un-nervous.
Otherwise you're gonna
get us all k*lled.
Ay yo. Form the looks of it,
they really packed in there.
So we need to get this on a go.
(dramatic music)
Lord, I don't wanna die.
Murders and robberies,
I'm not sure what you're
talking about.
Come on Rico, I watch the news
and I gotta be honest with you,
it makes me a little
uncomfortable to do business
with people that are so
easily taken advantage of.
So we're gonna change things
up tonight a little bit.
(g*n c*ck)
That's a pretty g*n.
Yeah.
So we're gonna take the 3.4
and we're gonna go on our way.
Or you can end up dead
like the rest of your men.
Freeze.
(g*ns firing)
f*ck, the police here.
I wonder why.
What?
b*tch, don't act like
you don't know.
I know you hit your boss
up so he could set this up
so you could make it outta here.
So me and Lola could end up
going to jail or getting k*lled.
n*gga what?
m*therf*cker, man
f*ck this n*gga.
I knew we should have k*lled
you the first time we saw you.
Nah, nah, there's
gotta be a way
we can still get this
money though.
f*ck.
(g*ns firing)
Yo, we still getting that money.
All right, y'all ready?
Let's go.
(g*n firing)
(dramatic music)
Oh sh*t babe, there go
the money right there.
Just hurry up baby, we
gotta get moving.
Hold on.
(g*ns firing)
(gentle upbeat music)
I'm going in all right.
Cover me.
(dramatic music)
(footsteps crunching)
(gentle music)
How can this be
Unbelievable
Things be running cold
(gentle music)
(g*n firing)
In a strange land
with blood on my hands
On the verge of letting go
(gentle music)
What are we fighting for
(gentle music)
What are we fighting for
(gentle music)
Clive.
(g*n firing)
(gentle music)
(g*n firing)
(Rico body thudding)
(gentle music)
(g*ns firing)
(dramatic music)
(g*ns firing)
(dramatic music)
(g*ns firing)
Well I soaked up my seeds
I'm down on my knees
Begging for nothing
(g*n firing)
(gentle music)
What are we fighting for
What are we fighting for
'Cause this is not a w*r
(dramatic music)
[Dougie Voiceover] Before
this interview starts,
I wanna clearly state
that all that has
and will be said is true.
Nothing has been changed
to rectify the story.
We all face struggles
in our lives
trying to find our identity.
(birds chirping)
You sure this is
where they're at?
Yep.
[Dougie Voiceover]
Where we feel we are
placed in this crazy world.
I for one have been facing
this for the longest of time,
not knowing exactly
where I belong.
(footsteps tapping)
(gentle music)
What the f*ck?
Son of a b*tch.
f*ck.
[Dougie Voiceover] I
truly wanted to be
a great reporter and
journalist all the while
dealing with personal
demons and addictions,
I could not obtain that.
And that's because the
career I desired
was not truly meant for me.
So with this interview
will be my last report
and I will be resigning
from The Alchemy.
I have now found my
purpose and true calling.
I am taking what is mine.
I have finally found my freedom.
(gentle music)
(police sirens blaring)
(upbeat music)
(singer vocalizing)
(upbeat music)
(singer vocalizing)
(upbeat music)
(singer vocalizing)
(upbeat music)
Hey sound guy
Yeah
Galaxy
Look
I'm interested in making
As opposed to making friends
Double bags
I've been paranoid,
having the safest sex
I'll take the check
Finishing his drink
should only take a second
But Mark just cut me off
He told me that I go
on stage in 10
Walk out to my own on a
main adventure
Vinci, my cologne, after
the show she told me
That was a favorite since
When the van is spacious,
we could take your friends
What happened next,
you could take a guess
Beat the p*ssy up then
I beat the eyes too
Got a lot to prove there
was with the law school
I'm not a wave, I'm monsoon
Send her on her way
after she gulp me
like some hot soup like
some high soup
She break her bank just
to get the right picture
And it looks great
Ooh, I love the shape
I swear to God, it's
hard to look away
Prove to me you got it
Girl I gotta see how
that punny tastes
Got me in come sense
sh*t I probably
should've searched.
I like girls who
earn a bunch
Cook me up some nuts and
cook my books
She work for UH St. John
And even if she is
the perfect one
I'm gonna find
emotional connections
All worth the time
I'm some more secluded
where the surf is up,
Surf is up
Beaching and I'm tired
getting Turkish, though
Server pulling up, umbrella
drink, I had to purchase one.
[Voiceover] I'm not
at the beach,
this is a bathtub.
Look, sh*t man
Going my way for a hot sec
They want me to cool
off, n*gga not yet
I'm in Santa change, I
gotta set it straight.
I had to drop a couple
Williams on the tennis chain
Had to make the image levitate
to keep a man entertained
I might sh**t my shot
at Ella Mai
Oh y'all thought
this was a joke
I did not follow directions
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