01x01 - Homecoming

[bunniefuu]

Babu...

switch on all the lights.

Right away, Rani Baa.

Come, come.

Come on.

Manu kaka--

Shh! What are you doing?

Manu kaka,

if I knew you'd sh*t your pants,

I'd have bought
another pair for you.

You dickhead!

Shush!

What's wrong with you?

Shush!

sh*t. Get up. Come on.

Balwant!

Here you are!

What gets into you every night?

Manu kaka!

Manu kaka.

-Manu kaka.
-What "kaka kaka"?

Manu kaka...

How far is the Haveli?
[haveli = mansion]

A MOTHER-IN-LAW,
DAUGHTERS-IN-LAW AND FLAMINGO

It's gonna be awesome!

Show's about to begin.

No, no!
Drinks are on the house tonight.

-Let's get down there!
-Oh, man!

You liked it?

What are you doing?

You have to go, nah?

So do you.

They can wait.

You know,
you won't have to wear this

when we're finally in Berlin.

Looks hot though.

Umm, do you have Flamingo?

Flamingo?

Yo, people!

This is what we've been waiting for.

Give it up for DJ Naina
in the house!

Go.

Your son overdosed
on spiked drugs.

The Deputy CM
is waiting for you.

Well--

48 hours.

-What's going on?
-All well, Bijlee didi.

RANI COOPERATIVE

Bijlee didi,
back so soon?

Hmm...

Tell me something...

how's Kajal's mood today?

Pretty good. Why?

Back so soon?

Carlos wants his consignment
a week early.

Don't these Spanish idiots
understand supply chain?

What did you say?

Sister-in-law!

What did you say?

He's our biggest client.

If he is big,
should we blow him?

He's given us 50% as
advance payment. We have to deliver.

Does Rani Baa know?

Wow...

If 200 girls make 250 kilos
of Flamingo in two weeks,

then how many hours
do we target per day?

-18 hours.
-ba*ls!

It's the only way.

How will we work
18 hours straight?

So, what do we do?

Return the advance?

To work 18 hours,

we'll need to snort
our own stuff.

Rani Baa's honour is at stake...

but this will be the last time.

After this is over, everyone gets
a break till the Janmashtami festival.

Hey, no breaks!
No breaks!

Double work calls
for a double bonus.

No, no, no.

Don't get into accounts, Kajal.

What will I tell Rani Baa?

That is not our concern.

We want a break
and a double bonus.

One more thing,
didi.

What now?

Those earphones
without wires...

like Dhiman has.

It's been a month, Cheema.
Where is Dhiman?

Why do you worry?

He's an adult.
He knows what to do.

He doesn't, Cheema.

In the wild, who's the biggest
threat to a litter of cubs?

The strongest cub
in the litter.

Tell Dhiman
to come home...

and to stay till Janmashtami.

Can we deliver Carlos' consignment?

We'll manage.

Yes, we will.

Do you know
why I've called you two here?

Yes, Harish and Kapil are coming.

You'll have to
work double shifts

to deliver Carlos' order.

But be careful.

The boys shouldn't know
about what we do.

We'll tell everyone to use
the hidden entrance.

Don't worry, Baa.

We've been play-acting for 10 years.

We are pros now.

Instruct everyone,

and take this milk
to the kitchen.

Sure.

Where's Shanta?

That's it?

You want to
father my kids?

You can go now.

You could've let me finish.

You know
what this is?

What?

A time capsule.

Meaning?

It makes 2 minutes

feel like 2 hours.

Okay...

give me two minutes more
and I'll rock--

No, I need to work,
not do the Kamasutra.

f*ck off.

Thank you.

-Jogi...
-Yes?

Don't take this pill
if you're having a bad time.

Where does
your stuff come from?

Where does it come from?

Sir, I don't know!

That's the Deputy CM's son.

In the ICU, in a coma.

He could die

because of your drugs.

Or an Anti-Narcotics Chief

wouldn't be here eating
free f*cking fondue, m*therf*cker.

Sir, we've traced
the number

to a Raju from
Rann Pradesh.

His last location
shows Runjh district.

He's your supplier,
isn't he?

This means

the drugs enter Rann
from the border or the port.

Proshun, pack your bags.

You'll investigate
this one.

Proshun, please don't start again!

I'll catch them.

You'll get a call
from the higher-ups.

And you'll let them go, sir.

Let's just put him in jail
and shut the case.

Nobody has the ba*ls
to interfere with this case.

There will be no calls this time.
You have my word.

Just go.

Sir...

I'll have to take
my wife along.

Why?

It's personal.

Do what you need to,
but solve this case.

-Security.
-Yes.

-Take the dog upstairs.
-Okay, sir.

And they want those earphones
without wires,

like Dhiman has.

Get them before Janmashtami.

So, about Harish and Kapil...

Don't you think
it's time for them to know?

Unless you throw them
in the water,

how will they learn to swim?

They are too delicate
for our world.

They will break.

You've kept the women close,

but sent your sons away.

I didn't send Dhiman away.

He's a son too.

He's a son...

but not your own.

Eventually,
they will have to face the truth.

After all,
this will be theirs one day.

Cheema...

people call me Rani Baa.

But I'm not really a queen.

This legacy can be anybody's.

Even Dhiman's?

Even Cheema's.

Every time you return from Mumbai...

you seem dejected.

Not dejected, just tired.

You and I are trapped
in the same cage.

This isn't a cage for me.

Rani Baa gave us wings.

What was life before her?

Nothing worth living.

It's here that we got freedom.

That's called freedom.

She does as she pleases.

Felt like studying in France
and she did it.

Felt like bringing boys home
and she did it.

There is a difference
between daughters and wives.

f*ck this difference.

We are also
a part of this business.

Only she knows
how to make Flamingo.

Be it Shanta or Dhiman.

We are no less.

We can travel the world too...

roam around Paris...

run the business.

We will also run the business...

roam around Paris.

Be patient.

Patience is bitter.

But its fruit is the sweetest.

How come Kapil didn't call today?

If you're missing him so much,

why don't you call
Inspector Vijay, Roma?

Don't speak of
our role-play aloud.

He'd k*ll me.

That skirt is so pretty!

-That one too!
-Yeah, it is.

Vaishali, take this.
I'll be right back.

-Should I come with you?
-No, wait here.

I will--

Wait.

Manik bhai!

Mani...

A month back,
I gave Manik bhai--

He passed away
the day before.

He passed away?

It's surprising.

How the world turns
upside down in a month.

Don't worry.

Your delivery will be ready
before your husband arrives.

The thing is...

my husband and his brother
visit only once a year, so...

I'll tell the tailor...

to make sure
it fits perfectly.

If there's any issue...

then...

call me on WhatsApp.

There's no network
at the Haveli.

Namaste...

Congratulations. You have a girl!

Congratulations!

-All well?
-All hail Rani Baa!

-Now tell me.
-Yes. See there...

Hold on, hold on.
There's one for everybody.

It's all due to your benevolence.
We are truly blessed.

Santushti,
what are you doing here?

Just came to see you.

Come on, go back to school.
I'll be there.

Mumbai Police has seized
a packet of Flamingo.

But it's not ours.
It's adulterated.

My bag should be here
any minute now.

What?

It's a tracker.

-3 minutes, see?
-Hey, my bag is here.

Yeah, good for you.

Put my name on the gifts--

Why are there
so many morons here?

Listen, put both our names
on the gifts you got.

Shall I write them on Kajal
and Bijlee's gifts too?

It's not a joint account.

Write my wife's name
on one of those gifts.

Which wife, Harish?

The one in LA, San Francisco,
New York...

The dullest one of the lot.

My bag.

Yeah, so pick it up?

For f*ck's sake!

Wow.

Vaishali, come here!

f*ck.

I hate this place, man.

Harish, you hate everything you
can't f*ck or snort or drink, buddy.

Yeah.

Where the f*ck
are the cars, man?

What about that one?

-Which?
-Behind you.

No chance!

Hey, moron...

Harish!

Stop it!

Morning.

You're Jogi,
the driver, right?

Yeah!

-Harish sir!
-Load the bags.

Rani Baa has sent food.
It's a 6-hour journey.

Carefully!

f*ck, I also hate this place.

Hey!

Where's the new car?

Dhiman took it out today.

Still excited
about going home?

The family dog
shouldn't affect us, Harish.

We have to choose
our battles.

The hues in the Indian sky
are just so wonderful, man!

Stop being a child,
Harish.

You know, you really need
to grow up.

This is why nobody
respects you in the family.

You know that?

And you think
they respect you?

-Absolutely!
-Because you drink almond milk!

You vegan virgin prick!

Just go f*ck yourself.

-Gopi?
-Jogi.

Whatever.
Stop the car.

No, keep going.

-Stop the car!
-Absolutely not.

My bottle is in the back.
Stop the f*cking car.

Bro, try some country liquor.

f*ck, this is amazing!

Hey, I like you!

Why are these flowers wilting?

Water them.

Are you happy?

-Tomorrow's a holiday.
-Yes, Rani Baa.

m*therf*cker!

Told you
don't f*cking touch my hair.

It's full of wax anyway.
How dare you?

-How dare you abuse me?
-I told you not to touch my hair!

I told you, right?

How dare you abuse me?

You're a f*cking loser!

m*therf*cker,
I'm your elder brother!

Then f*cking act like it!

You b*stard!

Hey, Harish!
There's dust in my mouth.

Get off, you f*ck!

Look what you've done
to my shoes.

You idiot!

What are you looking at?

Turn around,
m*therf*cker.

What did you say to me?

If your drama is over,
can we go home?

Everyone's waiting.

Get in the f*cking car.

Babu...

switch on all the lights.

Right away, Rani Baa.

You dickhead!

Shush!

What are you doing?

Manu kaka!

What "kaka kaka"?

Manu kaka...

How far is the Haveli?

It's showing 55 minutes.

Every time we come home,
it seems further away.

Jogi, they were cleaning
the Haveli

and they found your g*n
in the kitchen.

You're lucky Cheema
doesn't know.

Where have you reached?

Hello, hello?

as*h*le.

Yeah, that's fine.
But what about the shipment?

Give us a week.

Hey!

m*therf*cker!

f*ck!

Gather everyone
in the courtyard.

Slow down, Harish.

You're meeting Bijlee after a year.
At least have the bloody decency to--

Her name means lightning,

but she has no spark left in her.

Her fuse blew
a while ago.

She's just so blah.

Kajal's damn weird, dude.

When I call,
she doesn't answer.

And when she tries,
the network fails.

Is anybody home?

They must be busy.

Oh!

She's so thin and lanky,

and yet you're so smitten with her.

What do you see in her?
What do you see?

One day, I'm going to take
Shanta with me to New York.

Dude, Mom has
completely spoiled Shanta.

-Do you know what she needs?
-What?

She needs self-help.

Ma is also not answering now.

Dude...

she's getting old.

Mom should move
to Delhi or Mumbai.

There's nothing left
in this desert.

Bhawani.

Where are the others?

f*cking hell.

Cheema!

What the bloody f*ck is this now?

It's okay.
Let's take the other route.

Hey...

you bring the luggage;
we'll walk.

Did you seal the bunker?

Seal the bunker.

-Seal it!
-Oh, God!

Hello. Hi, gents.

Oh!

Come, come, come.

Come, f*ck.

Who leaves camels
in the middle of the road?

Asses.

Oh, f*ck!

Ramratan!

What is this sh*t,
Harish?

Oh, f*ck!

I have orders to return
with your tongue.

No, Dhiman!

I need him alive.

Vegan prick!

You're a lucky dog.

Looks like
they fell asleep waiting.

Do I look okay?

Many years ago,
I met a woman.

She had the same spark in her eyes.

Unfortunately, I couldn't douse it.

With everything that's happened,

I am forced to think
about the future.

On Janmashtami,

I will choose one of you...

as my heir.