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01x03 - The Book of Saints & Sinners

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives". Aired: September 6, 2024 – present.*
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In 2022, Utah influencer Taylor Frankie Paul went viral for revealing that she and her husband had been "soft-swinging" with other Mormon couples.

01x03 - The Book of Saints & Sinners

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I could kinda get it,

yeah, life is strange ♪

Your gluten-free special rolls.

Love them. Just, like, hard as a rock.

I think we're just gonna have

to eat 'em right when they come out.

I think you should just throw one at

Whitney when she walks in the door.

You know me.

This is the first time me, Mikayla,

and Whitney are gonna hang out

since Taylor's baby shower.

The fact that Whitney

didn't show up,

think it made this whole thing

more dramatic than it should've been.

So, we definitely wanna

talk to Whitney about it.

- Hello!

- Hi!

Welcome!

- Is it hot?

- It is hot.

Your skin's glowing.

Mwah. Mwah.

I have a

confession to make though.

- You spit in the soup?

- Oh!

I spit in the soup.

No, um, Conner made it.

- Oh.

- Not me. I can't take full credit.

This is my house. Let

me pour your Poppi.

Thanks.

I'll tell you what was

crazy was that baby shower.

Oh yeah. Dude.

Everyone's like, "Where's

Whitney? Where is she?"

That's why my day was

crazy, and I wasn't even there.

'Cause

they were texting you?

Demi was texting

me, Layla was texting me.

- And then Taylor's mom calls me.

- Stop. Stop.

Where's Whitney?

Oh, I don't

know if she's coming.

What do you mean?

- Hey, Whitney?

- Yeah.

This is Liann, Tay's mom.

What is goin' on?

I think that's more of a

conversation between me and Taylor.

Were you shocked

when Liann called you?

Well, I was because I didn't

have her number saved.

- That's what I said!

- So, I didn't know.

I wouldn't have picked up.

I wouldn't have picked up. I

felt like it was a bit dramatic.

- It is dramatic.

- Like, you could've just

Just, like, stay with your

daughter, enjoy the event,

call me after if, like, you're really

concerned as to why I wasn't there.

I thought you were

gonna text her.

That's why I surprised

you didn't, actually.

- It would've been nice.

- Just because our whole

friend group is there and

you didn't say anything, dude.

Or, like, a text would've

been nice, maybe.

But it didn't even cross

my mind to text her.

Like, I just, like, I genuinely didn't

think it was gonna be a big deal.

I think Whitney didn't show

up to Taylor's baby shower

because she wanted

the attention to be on her.

I think she's very

calculated in that way.

I think it's clear that Whitney

wants to be leader of MomTok.

We're not friends.

That's so weird to me.

I sometimes feel torn

between Taylor and Whitney.

I really just need them to talk, so

that we can figure everything out

and become, like,

a whole group again.

She thinks you're friends,

so that's why she's confused.

Well, then you don't know

the definition of friends.

Hallelujah ♪

Listen up ♪

I'm the one you've

been dreaming of ♪

I've got everything

you could ever want ♪

Try me and you'll see ♪

I'll bring you to your knees ♪

Baby, you're gonna believe ♪

Lead us

not into temptation ♪

Lead us not into temptation ♪

Temptation ♪

♪♪

Just like stars in the

sky, I'm floatin' on air ♪

Won't stop 'til I get to

the top and it breaks ♪

Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

You know I'm flying high,

living life large every day ♪

Just like stars

in the sky ♪

Pizza's here, sweetie.

♪♪

One, and then as that one's

gone, we'll pull out the next one.

- Are you excited?

- I'm excited. Should be fun.

Zac just graduated from BYU,

so I'm throwing Zac

a graduation party.

The next chapter

is medical school.

It's always been his plan

since he was really little.

I mean, his dad is a heart

surgeon, his grandpa was a surgeon,

his great-grandpa was a surgeon.

So, I also think it is expected.

So, we'll move this back here

and th people can even

be sitting on it while you start

and then we'll move some

other chairs around as well.

I hope everything goes well.

I hope your

friends all behave.

This week, we also have

Luca's baby blessing,

and then we have Demi's party.

MomTok has a packed

calendar this week.

Hello!

- You look amazing!

- You look amazing!

Hi!

- Hi, I'm Zac's mom, Crystal.

- Nice to meet you. I'm Mikayla.

- What's up, brother?

- How's it goin', man?

- Hi, Whitney.

- Hey, Zac.

Hello, graduate!

Congratulations!

- Hey, how are you?

- Good. Welcome.

Thank you so much.

Do you wanna sit

in the dining room?

- I think there's more sitting there.

- I'll show you where it's at.

- Is Whitney?

- Is Whitney here?

- Yeah.

- Yeah. Yeah, she's here.

Okay. I-I haven't

seen or talked to her.

Oh, she's

just in that room.

Yeah, I haven't talked

to her since that big fight.

This is the first time

I'll be seeing Whitney

since she didn't show

up to my baby shower.

So, I'm a little, like, nervous and

I feel, like, uncomfortable with it.

Hey guys, real quick.

This is my buddy, Ethan.

- He's gonna give us a quick rundown

- Hi, Ethan!

He owns Thirst if you've

ever been to Thirst.

Nickname is The Soda Man.

- He only refers to Soda Man.

- I love it.

Grab your cup, add a little ice.

- Here's some drink inspo up front.

- Oh, nice.

Hell yeah.

In the Mormon church,

drinking alcohol is not allowed.

But even though Mormons

don't drink, we like to party.

So, soda is the

Mormon version of coffee

because we're not supposed

to have coffee or tea,

so then Mormons

have tons of soda.

Amazing.

Soda shops open, like, the

same time as a coffee shop.

You see people in the

drive through getting soda

at, like, eight in the

morning, which is crazy.

Look at that ice.

- Hello, beautiful!

- Hello. Thank you.

- Hi, Rick. How are ya?

- Good. How ya doin'?

My mom comes from Ecuador.

She doesn't speak

very good English.

- Hi, Mama. Hi!

- Hi!

She's not wealthy.

My mom and my mother-in-law

are completely different.

There has definitely been a few

times where I have felt judged.

To put things into perspective,

my mom is a cleaning lady

in the same hospital that

Zac's dad is a heart surgeon

which is crazy.

- Hello!

- How are you guys?

- This is like family dinner.

- How is everyone?

Good! How are you?

Awkward hug.

- You've met Jordan.

- I've met Jordan.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Yeah.

You can

sit down. Go sit down.

Did you get that for me?

- Oh, thank you.

- I got that No, I got that for you.

- Why are you shocked?

- Oh, Mayci, thank you so

- Yeah!

- Are we best friends?

Yeah, we just

became best friends.

It's pretty

clear I don't like Dakota

and the way he treats

her and talks to her.

And I don't know why; he just

kinda gives me the ick a little bit.

Remember,

Jordan, I don't drink.

There's no weed.

- Layla.

- Used to!

No, guys!

- No!

- Layla's like, "Used to!"

I wanna be a better

example for my boys.

- Oh, hell yeah!

- Aw!

So, I'm only gonna

have, like, three drinks.

Being a member of the Church

of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints,

I have values and standards

that I'm choosing to uphold by.

I feel like me, Jen, and

Mayci are the most devout

out of the whole group.

And others who drink

alcohol once in a while, um

two polar opposites there.

Should we start

getting our suits on?

- We should do it now.

- 'Kay, let's do it. Come on.

Hey, babe,

I'm gonna head out.

- Okay.

- 'Cause I know you guys are

goin' hot tubbin'

and everything,

- so I'll probably go 'cause

- No, that's okay.

- I'm too scared to freeze.

- Yeah, don't even worry about it.

- What's up?

- Takin' off, dude.

- You guys are takin' off?

- Yes.

Have fun. You guys be

good kids. Come here.

- Bye.

- See ya!

So, there's no, like

any elephants in the room.

- Yeah.

- Anything you wanna talk about,

- I'd like to in person, um.

- Okay, yeah.

- I think we should.

- Okay.

So, I feel like I'm trying

to make an effort with Whitney.

I would love to

talk about things.

She's like, "Okay."

Okay, like, we

need to have a talk.

Like, you literally just

didn't show up to my shower.

- Hey, see you, uh

- Thanks. See ya.

- Take care.

- 'Kay.

She's not

giving me anything.

Almost as if there's really

She has nothing to say.

That's the vibe I'm getting.

- Have fun for us, guys.

- We will.

Party hard.

- 'Kay, love you!

- 'Kay, love you guys. See ya.

I don't wanna have

a conversation with Taylor.

I don't wanna do that.

Do you feel like I know you

don't, like, owe her anything,

but you think maybe, like, you

can just tell her how you feel

and be honest about

it? And then, like

- or we could be cordial.

- I under I under

No, I get that and I

did think about that,

but then I also remembered all

of the times that I was vulnerable.

There was a rumor that

Conner was on Tinder.

He had been struggling

with a porn addiction.

Yeah, I've been pregnant for,

like, I would say four weeks.

I am pretty sure I miscarried,

so I'm-I'm going to the hospital

every other day because, like,

they have to, like, draw blood.

That's why I have that wall.

I know, but the difference is, is

that I would've called her right after.

- And she didn't.

- She never did.

Oh, Jessi. Are

we doing fashion shows?

Oh, there you guys are! Is

that where all the men were?

Two hundred

pound dumbbells!

Yeah, is Jen coming? I

guess we don't have a chaperone.

- It's just us.

- "A chaperone."

Oh, my God. This

was Jen's idea and here we are.

♪♪

- I'm good for right now.

- You guys are all boring.

How 'bout you two?

- I'm gonna pass.

- Are you sure?

I thought it was a

graduation party.

Really? Like, you

know that this is an LDS family.

You know the rules.

This is revelation

given to Joseph Smith.

And in his writing,

there's literal scripture

of not drinking alcohol.

- What is in there?

- Yeah, what did you bring?

It's a belief that they have,

and it's a belief that

Jessi and Jordan know.

Like, now you're being rude.

I know we're on different

terms when it comes to the church,

but I at least thought we

were on the same level

of understanding and

respect for each other.

We don't drink,

and so, it just feels very

insensitive for her to bring alcohol.

I feel like I'm in high school

again. I'm like, "Hurry. Hide it."

- Welcome to your hot tub.

- Oh, thank you.

Okay, we're gonna

play Never Have I Ever,

so everyone put your hands up.

- Okay.

- Ah!

This is typically a drinking game.

Are you sure this is how you play it?

Yeah, so, wait a minute. If

we're gonna play this game,

we should probably

have a drink first, so

Jordan's like, "I

don't want my secrets coming out."

Get this girl a shot!

It's one thing for her to

be drinking at my house,

it's another thing

to involve my family.

If Zac's parents find out,

this could be really bad.

To be honest, MomTok

already doesn't have a good look

and Zac's parents

are aware of that.

And Jessi drinking

is disrespectful.

And it almost feels like

she's spitting in my face.

- It's hot.

- Are we good?

'Kay, yeah, let's go.

I think it's time to

face it, you basic ♪

Can't see these haters,

yeah, I think I need some LASIK ♪

I think it's time to

face it, you basic ♪

Get on my level, boy, you

gonna need a spaceship ♪

Hi, guys! Welcome in!

Hi!

Thank you so much.

Mayci's the most entertaining

person to watch get Botox.

Like, I would low-key

never get laughing gas for Botox,

but I'll do it today

just for funs.

Like, I've never

had laughing gas.

'Cause, like, why not?

Like, am I not gonna get high for

free? Like, it's not against the rules.

In the LDS religion,

we do not smoke, do not drink.

But when this MomTok

group gets Botox,

they'll get laughing

gas and it's a party.

I already feel it. I

feel like I'm gonna fall asleep.

Oh, my gosh.

You guys,

it's already hitting me.

I'm not even kidding.

Oh, they come for both.

'Cause they know they're gonna

get that gas and it's no extra charge.

Don't you feel good?

No, I need a second.

Like, my arms are,

like, I'm not even kidding.

Everything just

feels, like, weird.

Yeah. Have you never

been high before?

- No.

- Oh, okay.

In the LDS church, some of the

reasons why we have these guidelines,

like the Word of Wisdom,

is basically because we wanna make sure

that we're taking care of our bodies,

and we're always told

that our body is a temple,

and we wanna keep it clean

and put clean things in it.

It's actually surprising

that they don't really care,

as far as I know, about,

like, plastic surgery.

So, everyone be gettin'

Botox and lip filler here.

- Ah!

- Oh, yes, girl.

What are you doing?

- I'm doing a facial.

- She said, "Girls' day."

My eyes. You guys,

my eyes are so

- Her voice!

- What's wrong with it?

Okay, so, we're

hosting Luca's baby blessing.

- Oh!

- On Sunday.

Um, yeah, I'm inviting

you, Mikayla, and Whitney.

A baby blessing

within the LDS church,

it's not like "hallelujah", sprinkle

a little bit of water on the baby.

We're giving them a

priesthood blessing

by a father, a grandpa, and

anyone close to this child.

It's a blessing from God

for their journey on this earth,

and it's a very sacred event.

It's starting to hit. Ooh.

Stop, Whitney!

Whitney, Mikayla, and

Mayci are fully active members

and I do think

strong in the church.

I just naturally

gravitated toward them.

I was planning on

inviting everyone,

but then everything that

happened at the graduation party

with Jessi drinking alcohol

and Jordan drinking alcohol,

like, I just didn't wanna

cause more drama,

and, you know, baby blessings

are so sacred and so special

and, like, you do have

to set that boundary.

And Zac's not close

to Jordan or Jessi.

So, are you gonna

invite them then or no?

I mean, what would you

do? Would you invite everyone?

- Like, would you invite Taylor?

- No.

No, I wouldn't.

'Kay. Like, I Should I feel

bad for not? I don't know.

With Whitney as, like, the

current leader of MomTok,

maybe she should try and

bring us all closer together

instead of encouraging Jen

to not invite the other four girls,

and not cause that divide that

Whitney's causing right now.

I was put in a tough situation because

I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings.

Now I feel bad because I kind of

I'm dead.

We're having a serious

conversation over here, Mayci!

It, like, finally hits me

when I'm done and I'm like

- Hello!

- Hi! Wait, you look stunning!

Thank you.

You're gonna look stunning

after we're done with you.

Wait, I didn't know you

had a tattoo on your neck.

- Yeah!

- It's so cute!

Thank you.

I don't know if you've

talked to Jen at all

- Uh-huh.

- but I was talking to Mayci,

- and I was looking at dresses

- Uh-huh.

and I was like, "Should I

wear this to the baby blessing?"

And she, like, was,

like, looking at me weird.

- What?

- And I was like, "What is going on?"

She's like, "Um, are

you invited to that?"

Oh!

And I was like, "Yeah,

she invited all of us."

Yeah. Wait, I haven't

gotten an invite either though.

Like, a an

official one, I guess.

Uh, outside of our group messages,

and I'm close with her, so that's weird.

Weird.

Mayci, Whitney, and Mikayla,

these are the girls that are

super active in the church.

And I think that this

group is the saints.

And I kinda feel like

Jen's their new recruit,

they're, like, feeling her out, seeing

if they're gonna let her in the group.

It's kind of like the "Plastics"

or the Mean Girls in a sense

because it's like you get invited

to sit with them, you're lucky.

But if you don’t,

you're kind of exiled.

I feel so uncomfy 'cause I'm,

like, we know it's coming up.

- Yeah.

- 'Cause you already told us

- the date and time. Yeah.

- It's on my schedule.

You guys, I have

Luca's baby blessing.

I don't know where

you're at with the church,

but I would love if you

guys could be there.

So, we're gonna be

doing it at my in-laws.

- So fun.

- Yeah.

But should we just call

her and just, like, ask?

Okay, let's just clear the air.

It's sad that we have to do this though.

- Like, you should be calling us.

- No, seriously.

- Hello.

- Hello!

You look beautiful.

I look absolutely horrific right

now. Sorry, I'm literally in my robe.

Okay, we wanted to call

because Mayci and I were at lunch,

and I'm like, "I gotta find a

dress for the baby blessing,"

and she starts laughing, she's

like, "I don't think you're invited."

And I was like, "Oh, awkward."

It was just like, "Let's just call Jen

and just clear the air because "

- See if we're invited.

- Yeah, see if we're invited

and if we're not, like, make

sure that there's no, like, real beef.

Yes, 100%. Yeah.

So, no bad intentions, just the

fact that this is about Zac too.

It's not just about me

and it's about Luca,

and Zac just feels weird inviting

a ton of people he doesn't know.

♪♪

I understand that.

I guess for me though,

like, you've expressed

to me that, like,

you feel like me and you are

the closest out of all the girls.

Maybe I should've

clarified this when we spoke,

but, like, I did feel, like,

a little uncomfortable

about everything that happened.

After Zac's graduation party,

it was definitely difficult

making a decision with Zac.

We only felt like we should

invite those we felt closest to.

And not that I don't

feel close to Jessi,

and Demi, and-and

Layla, and Taylor,

but Zac thinks that they're

not as strong in the church.

They aren't living

as faithful as me.

It didn't make sense for me to

invite them to such a sacred event.

That was the thing that, at least

for me, why I agreed with Zac.

And, you know, like,

with the baby blessing,

you just don't want

any bad energy.

I don't know, I just feel like

I'm in a really tough situation.

I don't know why I'm

gonna start crying right now.

Here we go.

Hey, Zac, babe, will you

just clarify what's going on?

Sure.

It's not that I don't really

like you guys' husbands,

I've just never hung out with

them, like, outside of certain settings.

He just doesn't feel like

he personally knows you guys.

But you're the mom, so

you should have a say.

In my opinion,

in a marriage situation,

it's not always about, "We

are both completely united.

We're both completely on

the same page," you know?

And so, to me, it is a little confusing

'cause that's not how I operate.

And, like, having

these conversations

is, like, focusing on,

like, the wrong things.

Yeah, but we have a right to understand

why we were uninvited, ya know?

But at the same time,

it's not your guys' baby blessing.

But we were invited. We were

We had it on our schedules.

We were gonna come.

To find out three days prior

some are invited but some aren't.

I had openly

spoken about it,

but I have never put a

date on the group message.

No, I have a

date in my calendar.

No, you did. You

gave a date and time.

Yeah, yeah. We

have it on our calendars.

You guys, Luca's baby blessing, I

would love if you guys could be there.

♪♪

When we

went through telling

Well, then that,

then that is my fault,

and I should've been better

at communicating with Zac.

Like, "No, I really did, like,

send a date and everything."

I don't wanna focus on anything

but Luca and his baby blessing.

I think it could've been solved

with communication, though,

is what we're saying.

- 100%. Yeah.

- Yeah.

'Kay, well, thank you

guys so much for listening.

I hope that the day is

beautiful and sacred,

- and thank you guys so much.

- See you guys.

- Okay.

- Bye.

'Kay, bye.

- That's bullshit.

- Really? 'Kay, tell me.

No, I just think the whole

situation's bullshit, like

I do think, with your situation,

I think that Zac is

really upset about

- at Jordan.

- 100%, yeah.

And it's hard because it's like, as

much as you guys are two individuals,

- you guys come as a couple.

- Yeah, but then why you?

I would say that Jen and

Zac are definitely the most

active Mormons in the group,

and it makes me

question if we're not invited

because we're not

good enough Mormons.

- Ugh, that's so hard.

- Anyway, that's really

Yeah, we'll see what happens.

I'm here to move ♪

Finally gonna make my move ♪

And the money gonna

come right through ♪

Ain't nobody

tell me what to do ♪

Do you want me to

do the charcuterie board?

Starts in 30 minutes.

- So, I can come down and do it.

- Did it get pushed to 7:30?

It was

always 7:30. Right?

Tonight, I am hosting a

Galentine's party at my house.

I've invited some of my

close family and friends,

as well as all of MomTok.

I believe in including everyone.

I don't want anyone to feel

alone or left out or left behind.

- Hello! Hi!

- Hello!

- Oh, gosh. Oh, my gosh.

- Welcome, welcome.

- I almost biffed it on the way here.

- You-You alright?

Galentine's is essentially a

Valentine's party for the gals.

So, this is girls only, no

men invited, come as you are.

I feel like it's not discussed enough,

especially in the Mormon culture,

how important it is to be in touch

with your feminine sensuality.

And being a progressive Mormon,

I am here to shake things up.

- Hey, babe?

- Yeah?!

Jen's here.

- Jen's here?

- Yeah.

- You're early!

- I'm dead.

It was seven, but maybe

I'm wrong.

- Hey, I'm comin' up.

- 'Kay, come up. I need help.

- I love you. Hi, you look so cute.

- Thank you.

This is the one thing that

I really need to work on

and it's time management.

Okay.

With this specific situation, I

genuinely just messed up the time

and I wish I could say that

that's a first for me, but it's not.

- Hello.

- Hello.

Come on in.

- Are you our host tonight?

- I am the host this evening.

I'm the MC.

Hello!

Welcome!

No, but we need to talk to

that man. Tonight, all things go.

- 'Kay, I'll be down ASAP.

- Oh, this is so cute!

Anybody wanna help

me with the charcuterie board?

Are you guys ready

to party hard tonight?

No.

With Welch's sparkling cider.

- I'm Demi.

- 'Kay, do it.

Look at my

outfit! I'm so beautiful.

What?

We're at my house

and we are getting ready

to go to Demi's

house for Galentine's.

Did you hear when

she said she was a nine outta 10

- on the Mormon scale?

- No, Mikayla told me that!

I was like, "What? A nine?"

I'd still consider myself a solid

nine outta 10 on the Mormon scale.

- You're joking.

- I can fully see your nipple right now.

What does that have to

do with being Mormon?

And you're gonna

say you're a nine outta 10.

I mean, if she

thinks it, that's great.

I was like, um, I was like,

"If you're a nine, then

I'm probably a 12."

That's what I said.

Wait, so you guys don't

actually think that she's a nine?

Definitely not after the

fruity cereal incident.

What

fruity cereal incident?

Oh, gosh, you don't

even wanna know.

- I do wanna know.

- You don't wanna know.

We all did, like, a girls'

trip to go to California.

We got invited by a

brand to go out there,

so we just made

this huge trip of it.

I don't even know

how it came up,

but then Demi started

sharing this crazy sex story

involving Bret, her husband,

and Mayci was like, "Absolutely

not. That did not happen."

Like, kind of, like,

egging Demi on.

And she was like, "I'm

gonna prove it to you."

Demi calls Bret and they

have that intimate conversation.

Bret doesn't know

that we're all listening.

Yeah, I've never heard

anything like that, so.

Their conversation was

even a little, like, dirty.

Oh, my gosh.

She's like, "Do you remember

when this happened?"

He's like, "Yeah."

And I was like I was sitting

there, like, mouth to the ground.

I was like, "There is no

way," and he was, like, into it.

But what

exactly did they do?

- Hi!

- Okay, thank you.

She cannot be in here for

the remainder of the story.

Can you tell me?

I was like,

"I'm not saying it."

- Here, come

here. I'll tell you.

- I'll whisper it to you.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Okay, wait. Mayci, come here.

- I just wanna say Okay.

Let me use you.

I am appalled.

Oh, goodness.

Have you ever

done anything like that?

No, I don't think I'm that

I don't think I'm that wild.

Wait, Mayci, come

here. Let me use you.

I just wanna say

'Kay, you lay

down. You lay down.

Wait, you're gonna

enact this. I'm scared

Wait, I'm not wearing

underwear, so don't

look. 'Kay, lay down.

I'm scared. Don't get

your coochie juice in my face.

'Kay, no, lay flat! He

wouldn't lay like that!

- No, he was in a chair!

- No.

- Yes, he was!

- Nuh-uh!

- He was!

- How do you guys know this?

No, she said he was laying down.

I cannot!

Just looking up at

you is giving me, like

Ew, wait, you're not

wearing underwear right now?

No, I'm

trying to not flash her!

She's trying

to get her juices on me!

'Kay, what does this

have to do with the cereal?

I'm so confused.

What does it

have to do with fruity cereal?

Hm, what can I say?

The fruity cereal

has to do with taste.

- It's like, no.

- Stop it right now.

You did not!

Is that your present?

No, this is just for Demi.

I asked her, I asked her.

I said, "Do you want " I said,

"Do you want me to bring anything?"

- She said, "No."

- I was like, "I'll

bring you something."

- Fruity cereal!

- Not the fruity cereal!

- They look really yummy.

- Oh, it's so good.

- It smells incredible.

- So good. It smells

Smells like the

weed I used to smoke.

What a horrible idea.

Mikayla hates

it. Mikayla's judging you.

I hate it, and I'm never

eating fruity cereal again.

I don't know how

Demi will take it.

I'm sure she won't

think it was funny.

Okay.

She's

wrong. She's so wrong.

No-no, no-no ♪

No, I won't hold back,

no, I can't hold back ♪

No-no, no-no ♪

- Don't answer the door.

- Hello!

Look at the

professional wrap job.

- I know.

- What is this?

I'm a professional.

- Oh, it's so cute here. Where's Demi?

- She's still getting ready.

Nope, I'm hating it.

Sorry, guys. Gotta change.

The

- Oh, no.

- No, right?

I haven't talked to Layla.

I'm sorry! I Okay,

this is really awkward.

But I promise it

has nothing to do with you.

It has everything

to do with Zac,

and just wanting our baby

blessing to go a specific way.

And he just felt

like he didn't want

to invite anyone he, uh,

he doesn't really know.

So, us three?

We're out.

- Oh, so there's certain people going?

- No, no, no.

It's No. The only, th-the only

three people that are coming

are Mayci, Mikayla, and

Whitney, and their husbands

- because Zac knows

- It's 'cause we're the sinners.

- Mm-hm. That's what I said.

- Oh, my gosh. Hell no.

You guys, I promise, like

Our religion is about peace and love

and being welcoming to everybody.

So, I'm like, that's

a little hypocritical,

like, of the, the

members to be like,

"Oh, you're doin' that,

you shouldn't come."

It's like, no, that's what it's

there for is to go, like, the sinners.

It's not for the saints.

Demi too.

- Oh, yeah, Demi is not going either.

- Don't worry.

My baby blessing's coming up

soon too and you and you can come.

- Yay!

- All you guys are invited!

I'm crying.

I can still dance

'til my shoes fall off ♪

Lately, I've been

feeling just a little less lost ♪

I've been making

friends that'll hold me up ♪

Hello! Oh, my

gosh. I am so sorry.

We've only been

waiting here for forever.

Guys, I am so sorry.

I know this is very on-brand for

me, but I genuinely mixed up the time.

I thought it started at 7:30.

Welcome! Welcome!

Thank you for being here.

Seriously, it means the world to me.

I'm so excited to

just hang as girls.

My whole intention for

the night was just

- She said, "Sex."

- I was, "Sex."

Um, yes, but just like bringing

our feminine energy together

and just, like, becoming

one tonight and connecting

and just being there for one another

and showing up for each other.

If you're here, I

respect you, I love you,

and you are one

of my girls, truly.

So, thank you for

being here. Love you all.

Love you.

I'm just gonna bring

all the gifts in here.

Okay, do you need help?

- Sure.

- I'll watch.

Just kidding!

- I'm like, "That looks

like enough hands."

It's like

her just to be like,

"Do you need help?"

The three little stooges in

the corner, just stay as you are.

Do you mean Mean Girls, Demi?

- Is that what you always call us?

- "The Plastics"?

- I mean, if the shoe fits.

- I think it I think it fits

you better, sister.

- We brought a brawl. Okay.

- Fight, fight, fight, fight!

Demi, I have

a gift for you though.

- Just for you.

- What? Just for me?

- Well, it's like a party favor gift.

- Yeah, you should open it right now.

- That's so nice!

- Take a seat, queen.

Thank you!

This

one's very special.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

Yeah, this is cute.

- Whit, this is really thoughtful.

- It is so thoughtful of me.

- Thank you.

- You're so cute.

Oh, shut up!

Oh, my gosh!

Wait, it's smelling

Wait, what?

Fruity Pebbles.

Freakin' Whitney.

- Whit!

- Wait, I don't get it.

Okay, I know what

you're talking about now.

- I'm dead.

- So dumb.

She hates it.

I didn't, like, send

out 80, 80 texts,

like, talking about, like the

intention behind the night.

That's fine. It's fine,

Whit. It's no big deal.

I laid out the intention

clear as day to all of the girls

that this was not a

trashy bachelorette party.

This specific thing that she was

trying to make light of and make a joke

was something that was

completely intimate and off the table

that was between Bret and I.

We swore to each other we

would never tell a soul about that.

I just think it's

below the belt.

- She mad at you.

- No, she pissed.

That was f*cking weird.

Seriously, like, what's It's a

Galentine's. Like, what the f*ck?

In the time I've known Whitney,

she is one to stir up drama.

And Whitney pulling the prank,

I feel like it is very hypocritical

because she wants to create

this safe space with MomTok.

We need this. We

need this community.

And I want us to be loyal to each

other and feel safe with each other

and honest with each other.

You ruined the feminine

energy in the room.

Demi told us everything that

happened with this crazy sex story.

It's not like I told the whole story. I

was just It was just an inside joke.

That f*cking pissed me off.

So, Demi is

upset about the gift.

And then Whitney is upset

that Demi is upset at her.

I wanted to make it very clear

that that was a topic of conversation

that was off the table.

- No, I legitimately am pissed.

- Really?

I think she's pissed at you.

After all of this,

somehow it's been flipped

and Whitney's mad at me?

What is going on?

- But why are you mad at me?

- I'm mad about this whole situation.

That's fair, but it sounds It feels

like it's very targeted towards me.

♪♪

This isn't entirely surprising

because I do feel like oftentimes

Whitney will make things about herself

and so toxic.

I'm all, "Do better."

I don't have time for any

haters, yeah, you know ♪

Rise and shine ♪

I know the way, I pick it up ♪

Pick it up ♪

I make it work,

then talk the talk ♪

That's right ♪

When's the last time you bowled?

Literally, it's been years.

♪♪

Thank you.

- You're gonna be on lane four.

- Okay, thank you.

I'm excited!

- Hello.

- Hi.

I haven't been bowling in so

long. This is gonna be so fun!

Hi!

Long time, no see, guys.

Let's start bowling.

Here we are, the

sinners of the group,

enjoying a little bowling

sesh on the Sabbath.

Oh, my God.

We only

got halfway through.

No!

Not only are we

breaking the Sabbath,

but we were all kicked out

of the baby blessing today

because we are not

Mormon enough for Jen.

♪♪

Aw! Are you

so excited, bubbas?

Hello!

Hey!

Just gettin' everything ready.

- Hi, guys.

- Hey!

- Come on in.

- Thank you.

Dude, looking good.

Hey, girl! Hey, guys!

Conner, this is

his brother that's in Brazil.

- Oh!

- Conner served in Brazil.

Cómo está?

Well, thank you

for coming, everyone.

We're excited to bless

Luca. I'll do an opening prayer.

Our Heavenly Father,

we're grateful for the gospel.

We're grateful for our

understanding of our savior,

and these things we say in

the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.

I am super excited

about the baby blessing.

I'm just excited to have

the focus be about Luca

and not about everything that's going

on with MomTok and all the drama.

Luca is such a special

part of our family.

It will be nice just

to have a moment to

just focus on him

with family and friends.

My Heavenly Father,

I say these things in his name.

Every time I

go to a baby blessing,

I just feel closer to heaven.

I'm so grateful for Luca to have

Jen and Zac as their parents.

They're so blessed.

I know this church is true.

I know that Heavenly Father loves

each and every single one of us

and that all of us

are children of God.

And being a mom,

it's one of the greatest

callings on Earth.

And I say this in the name

of Jesus Christ. Amen.

Amen.

Last night at

my Galentine's party,

did you feel like a lot

of the girls were off?

The energy was

so weird last night.

I feel like we have this

weird divide right now.

Like, we're sitting here

bowling, "the sinners" and

Sinner Sunday!

the, yeah, the saints

are at the baby blessing.

- Oh, my gosh!

- Oh, my gosh!

Um, anyone who's

been invited to be in the circle,

if you guys could come up.

So, let's, let's put

left hand on, on left shoulder

and then one hand

underneath the baby.

When we give this

baby a blessing,

my husband and a few, male,

close family members or friend

will give this blessing as well.

The reason why women

don't give this blessing

is because only men carry

the priesthood in the church.

Hey!

- Amen.

- Amen.

Okay, there's breakfast burritos,

fruit, and then all sorts of desserts.

I feel bad not

inviting the other girls,

but I'm actually

grateful I didn't

because I feel like everything wouldn't

have been as, like, sacred and special.

Did you invite

everyone to your birthday?

I did.

I just feel like it's

gonna be divided.

There's two different friend

groups within the big friend group.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

So, I'm really excited

because I wanted to plan, like,

a little girls' trip for my birthday.

Wait, where are we,

where are we staying?

- You guys wanna see?

- Yes!

So, we're gonna stay in this

really nice, little penthouse

and have a girls' weekend away.

This is my room. I

get the master suite.

Wait, it's got a hot tub?

Yeah, I'm gonna be

take a bubble bath.

I'm kidding.

I feel like it's them three, for

sure, like, against the world,

and I feel like Jen's slowly

being brought into that.

But I hate that it feels

like it's four and four,

especially with the

girls' trip coming up.

Going into Mayci's birthday

trip, I'm really nervous.

There are issues with

Whitney and Taylor,

with Whitney not showing

up to Taylor's baby shower.

But also, I think

that the cereal prank

really triggered this anger

in Demi towards Whitney.

There are a lot of things

that need to be said,

and when we're in a

house together for two days,

I know it's gonna come out.

There's probably

going to be drama

You keep playing with fire ♪

and it's gonna get bad.

I set you on fire ♪

I set you on fire ♪

I set you on fire ♪

Yeah ♪

I've been

planning a girls' trip.

I'm really hoping that

by the end of the trip,

we will be one

group instead of two.

One united group again.

Cheers.

I brought a truth box. I'm

hoping we are able to share.

This is the worst idea I've

ever heard in my entire life.

It's gonna be a boxing match. Ding,

ding, ding, ding! Who's gonna win?

"Which girl in this room

would you go l*sbian for?"

Hey.

Kiss, kiss,

kiss, kiss, kiss!

You're being a b*tch!

What the f*ck are

you talking about?

Somebody come in

this door and sh**t me

because I do not

wanna be here anymore.

Woah ♪

Crushin' the ground

beneath our feet ♪

Playin' with fire,

so take the heat ♪

We got eyes all in the trees ♪

There's nowhere to hide ♪

You're in too deep ♪

Buzzards circle overhead ♪

Oh, yeah ♪