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01x03 - Episode 3

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Trizombie". Aired: February 15, 2024.*
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A dangerous virus turns everyone into zombies, except those with Down syndrome.

01x03 - Episode 3

Post by bunniefuu »

Luka.

Luka. Luka, watch out.

Luka.

Luka.

Luka. Luka, stop.

Come on.

g*dd*mn it.

Give me a boost.

Come on, push.

Push then.
- Yeah, you snack too much.

No.

No.

No, no. No.

No.

I wish you a nice day.

What the f*ck.

Come with me.

What are you guys going to do?

He saved our lives.
- We don’t know him.

Slaughter.

Don’t touch the bottles.
They make noise.

Wow.

Yves. Don’t be scared,
he won’t do anything.

I’m not scared of Yves.
- Cool.

Welcome to our fort.
- Our fort? Who else is here?

Yves.

Is all this yours?

Where’s it from?
- From the store. Where else?

Did you buy all that?

Hello, does that even matter?

The world has changed. So have the rules.
- Yeah.

Where’s the toilet, please?

Come on.

He’s a weird one, huh?

You’re pretty weird yourself, huh.
- Yeah... The Slaughter.

Luka the Slaughter. Hey...

That would be really dumb.

There’s still one in there.

But don’t worry.
They can’t get out anyway.

It’s nothing.
They can’t open the lock anyway.

This isn’t really necessary.

Chips.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, I just ate something spicy.
That’s all.

Good luck.

So you think
you’ll be safe here?

No, I don’t think so.
I’m sure of it.

In our fort, it’s safe.
- And your name?

Did your mom and dad name you that?

George Compernella.

My mom and dad are gone,
and so are yours.

They’re all zombies now.

Zombies aren’t that dangerous
if you know how to handle them.

You know how? Oh, yeah.
- I’ve seen every zombie movie.

Night of the Living Dead,
Braindead, Yummy, you name it.

I’ve seen all the movies.
- Sure you have.

I don’t know that one.

George... No, Slaughter.
How does it work with zombies?

What do you want to know?
- How do you know it’s a zombie

and not someone who’s had a few drinks?

Everyone who doesn’t have Down,

is a zombie now.
- Everyone?

I think we can’t get it
because of our extra chromosome.

sh*t, that’s so many zombies.

How do you k*ll zombies?

You can’t k*ll zombies.
They’re already dead.

You can only disable them.

A hit to the head.
- Hit to the head?

That’s where the brains are.
It’s like the battery.

If you smash that, it’s over.

Just make sure the zombies
can’t bite you.

Oh, yeah...

And this helps. They stink.

That spaghetti smells like strawberries.

That’s what you get with those air fresheners.

And you guys? Do you have a camp too?
- No.

My BFF, Robin, is all alone.

We’re going to save her.

Does Robin have Down too?
- Yeah.

We’re safer if we stick together.
- Are you coming?

Someone’s got to save you
while you’re saving someone else.

Is it safe to sleep here?

Zombies are so clumsy.

They bump into everything.
The noise wakes you up.

I don’t trust those bottles.
I’ll keep watch here.

Then we’re safe.

If you want.
- Oh, that’s so sweet.

Can you stay awake?
- Sure thing.

All night?

You know what?

I’ll do the first half,
and you do the second half.

Oh, that’s super sweet too.

Then I’ll do the third.

Is something wrong?

No, no. Nothing.

Goodnight.

Hey, sleepyhead.

You’re supposed to keep watch, smarty.
- I am keeping watch. It’s fine, right?

Where’s Maya?

Is that blood?
- g*dd*mn it.

What’s happening?
- The zombies got Maya.

How’s that possible?
- All the bottles are still standing.

Wow. Great alarm, huh.

You’ve seen all the movies, huh?
And then you fall asleep...

Hey, kids. Be quiet.

Yeah, right.

Maya?