01x01 - Welcome to Chateau Rosabelle

[bunniefuu]

Should we take the

little dog off

and have him on later?

[dramatic upbeat

music playing]

I've opened dozens of

hospitality experiences

around the world,

So I thought, "Why not

"cause a little trouble

"with a trial run experience

in the French countryside?"

Welcome to Chateau Rosabelle.

[French pop music playing]

Welcome!

I designed the Chateau

to be an escape for my guests.

[guest 1] I feel like we're

in like a fairytale.

[Lisa Vanderpump]

This is an old-world elegance,

a step back in time.

[guest 2]

Wow! Are you kidding me?

[Lisa] Where guests can

be fully immersed

in a Vanderpump-curated

experience.

Ooh-la-la.

Put your tongue back

in your mouth

and let's get this job done.

- [upbeat music playing]

- [guests cheering]

[Lisa] I've designed and

decorated this chateau

down to the finest detail.

[guest 3]

So beautiful.

[Lisa] And I have

meticulously assembled

a world-class staff

We're here to make

your dreams come true.

Oh yeah. [sighs]

I love my [bleep] job.

[Lisa] who are all

experts at what they do.

[chef]

Tonight, we prepared

- Come again?

- [laughter]

We will serve spotted d*ck,

I just hope

you don't leave with one.

[Emily] To be able to work

with Lisa Vanderpump,

this is an amazing opportunity.

If I need a beer,

just give me the [bleep] beer.

I'm gonna do

everything I possibly can

to impress Lisa Vanderpump.

- They are here!

- [glass shattering]

Oh, Marciano, you [bleep] up.

[cheering]

[Lisa] The question is

will they be able

to work together

- Ooh, I [bleep] hate him.

- Gimme some respect.

What the [bleep] is

wrong with him?

[Lisa] while coexisting

under one roof?

[Hannah] Marciano and I

have been hooking up.

We haven't had a conversation

about what we are.

Oh sh**t.

[Lisa] And ultimately

execute my vision.

This is not Chateau sh*t show,

and you two are not gonna

[bleep] it up.

- [staff member retches]

- [speaker] She's fine.

- [all cheering]

- [Lisa] If they succeed,

the possibilities at Vanderpump Villa

are infinite.

Seduction.

[guest] [moans, gasps]

Oh, my God.

I wouldn't go there,

I'm trying to keep my job.

♪♪

Oh, we're in for a wild night.

[Lisa]

Let's do this.

[intriguing theme

music playing]

♪♪

[upbeat music playing]

[Lisa] Yes, Puffy,

you're not gonna be barking

at everybody that

comes in here, are you?

Are you?

Be friendly, amicable,

endearing, okay?

- [Puffy farts]

- [softly] Oh, Puffy.

Did you just really

fart in my face?

I'm very excited because today

is Chateau Rosabelle orientation

and the staff have arrived.

The servers and the mixologists

and the housekeepers

and the kitchen,

well and truly qualified.

But this cannot be

a predictable,

fuddy-duddy Chateau.

No, the staff have to also bring

the joie de vivre,

the life and soul to the party.

Which is absolutely essential,

should I choose to make

this Chateau permanent.

Okay. Good morning.

[staff] Good morning.

- Let me look at you all.

- [staff chuckles]

Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed,

I love that.

Oh, my God. It's just all

really setting in for me.

Like, I'm in the

south of France.

The Chateau is unreal.

It's so gorgeous.

And I am so, so excited

to be here and work with Lisa.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime

opportunity

that anybody would be

jumping at the bit for,

and I'm the one who

gets to do it.

[Andre] Looking around,

I see right now

very pretty girls.

Yeah, my relationship status

is extremely single.

Like, at home,

the spot on my couch

is very dented

because I sit there

by myself all the time.

So yeah, that's how single I am.

The reason you are all here

is because you are

all qualified.

But I want to see the charm.

I want them to fall in love

with every one of you and go,

"Where on Earth

did you find these people?"

In a good way.

[staff laughs]

[Andre] I've been in hospitality

for a long time, over 12 years.

I consider myself

very charismatic.

I'm confident in myself,

I'm confident with what I do.

But, recently

it's been a journey,

uh, just emotionally, you know?

I lost my mom about

four years ago

and it still is

challenging for me.

My mom was a huge fan of Lisa.

Here we are learning from Lisa,

and I'm, I'm grateful,

I'm excited.

I just wanna make sure

I'm making my mom proud.

[Lisa] Okay, so we're gonna

go through everything together.

Let's first talk about

the guests, okay?

This is the couple,

- Jeremy and Shirin.

- [staff] Aww.

They're from New York.

That word down there?

- [Andre] Yeah.

- [speaker] Secret.

- [Lisa] See the first word?

- [staff laughs]

- [Lisa] Okay?

- [Andre] Yeah.

This is very exciting because

our first guests, Jeremy

and Shirin,

unbeknownst to her,

she is going to be proposed to.

[upbeat music playing]

So I thought this would be

an incredible challenge

for me and my staff

to create this

beautiful experience.

This is a timeless memory,

so all we have to do,

my darlings,

[whispers] is not [bleep] it up.

None of you ever mention

that second word, okay?

You know nothing about it.

It's their four-year

anniversary of them dating.

- [staff] Aww.

- So it is a secret proposal.

I never want to hear

that word again, okay?

Not spilling the beans is

going to be extremely difficult.

I really see myself being like,

"Oh my gosh, are

Did you see the ring yet?"

And then her being like,

"What ring?"

And then Lisa being like,

"Get the [bleep] off my property."

[laughs]

I don't know if any of you

have been proposed to.

- I have.

- [Lisa] Okay.

Well, it was a big moment,

right?

Mine was after two

puffs and a grunt,

and I got married

three months later.

- [staff laughs]

- [Hannah] I know. I've been proposed to.

[Lisa] Okay, what's

the name of the couple?

[staff] Jeremy and Shirin.

What are they here to celebrate?

- A surprise.

- Fourth anniversary.

- A secret proposal.

- No surprise! No surprise.

What word do you never say?

[Hannah] Secret proposal,

nothing about it.

Or surprise.

Okay, well then class dismissed.

[staff claps]

[Andre]

Let's get it.

[Hannah]

Let's go, team.

[upbeat music playing]

Okay, so this is our room.

This is our room.

Wow.

[Emily] There's three in here

if you want to.

- [Emily] Yeah, we should do three.

- [Grace] Okay.

Everybody come down now.

You've found your room.

Go explore the Chateau.

[Eric] I'll meet you down

there, alright?

♪♪

[Hannah] Cheers!

[excited chatter]

[Andre] Lisa!

[staff cheering]

Okay, well tonight

can be a little bit of fun,

but then the sh*t is

gonna get real tomorrow, okay?

All my staff, I'm hoping

they have a bloody good time,

get it out of their system

and get ready for work tomorrow.

- The manager?

- Yeah.

Okay, so I feel like

the manager

- What's his name?

- [Emily] Eric.

[Eric] I grew up in Ohio.

I'm a country boy.

Nature's my middle name.

I love bugs. So what?

I love grasshoppers.

I love spiders.

I don't k*ll flies.

I go like this,

you go like this, like a cobra

and when the thing goes

you go bam!

And after you cobra the fly,

you gently hold it,

open up your window,

and you just let the thing go.

[laughs] It's true.

I'm a nature boy.

My family had like a farm.

- No way!

- Yeah, I rustled since I was a little kid,

- yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Okay.

[Eric] Being here at Chateau Rosabelle

might be good for me

because I'm recently divorced,

dating a little bit, having fun.

I'm coming in open.

I wanna see where

the river may lead us.

So, let's go.

Awesome. A lot of my Brazilian

friends are amazing people.

Like, they'll call you in the

middle of the night

- We're kinda cool.

- And they'll be like, "Are you okay?"

And they'll blow my phone up,

"Are you okay?"

Oh, my God.

Living with Eric,

that's gonna be exciting.

Somebody hot that you can

wake up to and be like,

"Today's gonna be a good day."

Maybe I'll smack him a kiss.

If he is not, I'll teach him.

[indistinct chatter]

Marciano, yeah.

I'm not sh1tting you.

Wait, the guy in there?

[Hannah] Yeah, he cheated on me

so I moved out

and then we ended up,

like, hooking up again,

and then yeah.

I don't like him.

[Marciano] That's, that's

my ex-girlfriend over there.

[Eric] Oh, that's gonna

make a nice mix, dude.

- [Andre] Right.

- I love her, she's awesome.

- Yeah.

- But, I don't know what she's thinking.

Things with Marciano

and I are complicated.

We dated for three years

and we broke up

because he cheated on me.

I am a bad dog at times.

Growing up in Las Vegas,

I worked at all

the best nightclubs.

I was able to easily

translate that

to the restaurant business.

But, at my job they had

to make a policy,

that you cannot sleep

with any other employees,

because

I slept with an extraordinary

amount of employees.

[upbeat bouncy music playing]

Well, we like, hooked up

a month ago. Yeah.

No status, nothing.

I swear. [laughs]

I swear.

But there is that, still like,

jealousy factor

that is still involved

with our relationship.

- Very smart with what I do.

- Right. Right.

- I'm very, like, strategic

- Right.

- And, like, subtle.

- Right, right.

♪♪

[Hannah]

People are intimidated by me.

If I feel some type of way,

I have no problem saying

it to your face.

But I definitely am

a girl's girl.

I'm the server that makes you

want to come back.

So if you see me,

don't [bleep] blow my spot.

Don't

- No, I got you, man.

- No. So would you

Would you be upset

if you saw her,

is the question.

Yeah, of course.

I'm glad that Hannah is here,

but being around each other,

I'm anxious. I'm

a whirlwind of emotions

at this point.

How you doing?

- Good, I'm good.

- Good. You look nice.

- Thank you.

- [Marciano] I still love my ex

and that makes me emotional.

It makes me sad.

It makes me happy that

I have a chance,

but at any of those things

I get nervous,

I'm gonna get scared.

[Telly] Oh Daddy,

I said, "Oh my gosh."

How many of those have you had?

- [Hannah] Like 10.

- Oh, maybe too many.

- Marciano, are you okay?

- Are we good?

- Yeah, I'm good. I really needed that.

- [Gabriella] Okay.

[Lisa]

My event coordinator, Stephen,

he recommended Marciano

and said that he was one of

the best servers in Vegas.

I know Marciano and

Hannah have been

romantically involved

in the past,

but I also know that

they've worked together

for six months without instance,

since their breakup.

- Cheers.

- Yeah, cheers to that.

- Cheers.

- Slam this now.

[Lisa]

Having Marciano and Hannah

work together side by side,

they're so charming and they

know each other so well,

I think they'll be really good

for the front of the house,

but I will be keeping

my eye on them.

[dramatic orchestral

music playing]

That'll do.

♪♪

Ooh.

[Telly]

Oh, my God. I'm obsessed.

Look how beautiful.

♪♪

[Lisa] Yum, yum!

Chicken is soft and

juicy and tender.

Wasn't it guy-girl?

[Lisa] Let's do this.

Okay, all of you.

[group cheering]

I have cooked you dinner.

Make the most of it,

'cause it's gonna be

the only time, okay? [laughs]

[staff exclaims and applauds]

We've got chicken,

roast potatoes with rosemary,

- we've got a couple of salads.

- Yay!

And, um, there's some

cake, alright?

[staff thanking and

toasting Lisa]

Now remember,

tomorrow our guests are coming,

so don't go crazy tonight.

[Marciano] Yeah, right.

[dramatic string

music playing]

Because you need to

be bright-eyed

and bushy-tailed tomorrow.

Eh.

♪♪

- No, "Eh."

- Okay.

[scoffs] This is why

he's my ex-boyfriend.

[Marciano]

Relax.

We're in for a ride.

We are in for a ride.

- Listen. Whatever you are

- Yes ma'am.

Doing behind the scenes,

you can do what you want.

But when you're out front,

you've gotta have

the best service.

This has all got to be

[bleep] perfect, okay?

So it's not "Eh."

♪♪

Hold on a second,

I've just cooked

this guy dinner.

I hired Marciano because

he had this exuberance,

this zest for life,

and he was super charming.

But this? If I can't

rein him in, h-he'll be gone.

♪♪

[upbeat music playing]

[Gabriella] Okay everyone,

it's game time, baby.

As the event coordinator,

Lisa chose me

to test out the game that

we're gonna use

with the first guests.

You tell the truth or you drink.

That's the name of the game.

[producer] Amazing!

Is she meant for

the big screen? [laughs]

I've done events with

Dior, Macallan, McLaren,

just really great companies,

but I'm working for

the Lisa Vanderpump.

Similar to Lisa,

I plan on building

something super big for myself.

- Gracie girl.

- Alrighty.

"What's your most

embarrassing fantasy?"

[Priscila laughs]

Yeah, I'm gonna drink.

[overlapping chatter, groans]

My dad is a pastor. I'm not

- [Andre] Yeah, fair.

- Not doing it.

[Stephen]

I respect it, girl.

"If you could cheat

and nobody will ever,

ever find out, would you?"

I would never cheat

on someone I respect, so

- [staff] Oh!

- Wow!

Oh, my heart!

- I'll drink to that.

- What a crock of sh*t.

French have loyalty.

I wanna make that clear.

[Priscila] "Of the people

in this room,

"who would you [bleep],

marry, k*ll?"

I'll k*ll you.

- [bleep]. Obviously. Obviously.

- [group laughs]

Uh, I'll marry Eric.

- Okay!

- No, I'll [bleep] Eric,

- and I'll marry Tony.

- [laughter]

- [Eric] There we go.

- [Hannah] There we go.

That's a good answer.

"What was the best date

you've ever been on?"

- Okay, this is really easy.

- With Hannah.

It's with the girl that

I'm sitting right next to me.

[staff] Aww.

[Marciano] first date we ever went on,

we went out to dinner.

It was really nice.

And then we went back

and she gave me

the best [bleep] of all time.

- [Grace] Oh, my God.

- What the [bleep]?!

- [Eric] Wow.

- [scattered laughter]

This is night [bleep] one.

Night [bleep] one.

I am mortified.

I don't even know any

of these people

and I've only met them

for five minutes.

I can't believe he

[bleep] said that.

What the [bleep]?

Oh I mean, I could go on and on.

There's nothing wrong with that.

What the

Let me shut the [bleep] up.

I can read people, and Marciano?

It's going to be very

messy with him.

And I really like Hannah,

so I'm gonna have her back.

[Marciano] Still by far

the best date I've ever been on.

[dramatic upbeat

music playing]

Mm.

[snorts]

Marciano, it's just,

I don't know.

Like, I don't even

know how to think.

It's like

[scoffing exhale]

[Hannah]

Yeah, 'cause you drank a lot.

[Hannah]

I'm so pissed off with him.

But I feel like a piece of me

has feelings for Marciano still.

We have a lot of history

together,

but he can't be trusted.

[Emily]

What game should we play?

[Grace]

Never have I ever?

Never have I ever

had a threesome.

♪♪

That got four people.

[laughter]

Did everybody put their

finger down except Grace?

Not me! I don't like to share.

[laughter]

Never have I ever cheated

on anybody.

That was what I was

gonna say. [bleep]

- Don't lie, everybody.

- [Grace] I saw that.

My ex wasn't putting out

for like six months, so I did it.

- [Emily] Same thing.

- Six [bleep] months?

Mine was two weeks.

[group laughs]

[laughs] I'm open to

wherever love takes us.

Let's have some fun with this

and see where it goes.

[upbeat music playing]

- [Priscila] Okay Eric?

- Oh, okay. Alright, alright.

So we're gonna do three

- One, two

- Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

- Nope. You gotta go.

- [Priscila/Eric shriek]

- [laughter]

- [Eric shouting indistinctly]

- [Priscila] Oh no!

- Hey, it's not bad!

- Goodnight.

- Night! [giggles]

- Really?

- That's it?

[Emily] I'm gonna

go eat some chips.

[Grace] Yeah, we're hungry.

- [Andre] Y'all be safe.

- [Eric] No!

[Andre] Have fun.

- [Eric] Alright.

- Goodnight.

- The champions have came

- Yay!

To France, here we are!

Oui, oui, oui.

- Oui, oui, oui.

- C'est la vie!

- C'est la vie.

- [both laugh]

I just wanna have fun,

I'm young,

I have so many

fish in the sea.

- [exhales sharply]

- Is my boob out?

- No.

- No, you're good.

[both laugh]

[Priscila] It's really hard

for me to regret something.

I'm the person

How is the saying that you say?

Better sleep?

No. Better wake up regretting

than sleep wanting.

It's something Portuguese

like that.

♪♪

- [Eric] Let's do it.

- [Priscila giggles]

♪♪

[birds chirping]

♪♪

[Eric]

Bonjour! Wake up, everyone.

Bonjour, donkeys.

- [donkeys bray]

- Woo!

The first night was amazing,

but the guests are

arriving today

and I decide to give

everybody a wakeup call.

Bonjour, Chateau Rosabelle.

There's no sleeping

in on my watch.

Woo!

I thought like maybe

a kiss would've happened,

but that didn't happen.

Eric, he is a one-of-a-kind

person.

He's such a odd man. [laughs]

Oui oui! [laughs]

That first night, let's just say

I definitely remember

most of it.

But I have a job to fulfill

and I'm gonna do it

'cause I-I do not want

to [bleep] up.

I don't wanna let Lisa down

and I don't wanna

let myself down.

[upbeat music playing]

[Eric] Alright guys,

you know what it is.

Everybody's a freakin' pro.

I don't need to tell

you guys what to do.

Man your stations today.

Be [bleep] awesome.

One more thing, guys,

we still need to figure out

how the coffee machine's working

because I don't know

if it need coffee bean,

or it's like ground

coffee already.

Don't wait till last minute when

someone asks you for coffee.

[Eric]

Let's [bleep] smoke this.

["Chambre 8"

by Romain Muller playing]

[singing in French]

So, pre-shift, stock bar,

note low inventory,

prep garnishes,

stock clean glassware,

open wines,

and just get this all together.

I mean, it all needs

to be gleaming.

Even when I see things like that,

it makes me nervous.

- [Andre] Yes.

- Okay, same page.

- [Lisa] You understand?

- Yeah.

[sighs] I have never

felt in over my head

at work because I'm perfect.

No, I'm kidding. [laughs]

Alright, back to me

being the best bartender.

Hype me up. [laughs]

I am originally from

Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

My parents are both

Jamaican descent

- and I was raised as a true Jamaican.

- [claps hands]

I want this all

[softly] sparkling.

I love cleaning just as much

as I like making drinks.

- I got you.

- Okay.

My drive, definitely

derives from my mother.

She has worked hard her

whole entire life.

She doesn't depend on a man,

she doesn't depend on anybody.

If you've experienced being poor

to the point where, like,

you watch your mom

go without eating

so she can make sure

her kids are fed,

you're gonna never put yourself

in that situation ever again.

I will never let anything,

anyone, any as*h*le,

any negative manager

hold me back.

I'm gonna make my money,

I'm gonna get tipped,

I'm gonna make connections.

Another thing,

when there aren't guests here,

I don't mind if you guys

enjoy the Chateau of course,

- but this is out of bounds. Okay?

- Got you.

- Yes.

- The top shelf

is just not for us to drink.

- No, I'm talking about this whole bar.

- [Andre laughs, mutters]

- You're not

- [Telly] Yes. Especially

No, you're not supposed to be

in this whole bar.

- Yes.

- This is my bar.

- This is the guest bar.

- Okay. Yes. Yes.

Your bar is in the staff salon.

- Are we on the same page?

- [Telly] Oh. Yes, yes, yes.

- Yes.

- [Lisa] There's no drinking

behind the bar for the

staff. Understand?

Understood.

I hope Telly understands me

because she's just

kind of yessing me off.

The Chateau is

purely for the guests.

They have their own quarters.

I'm serious.

There's no drinking from

my guest's bar.

♪♪

[Marciano] Telly, when do you

wanna take shots? After lunch?

[plucky music playing]

[Telly] Yeah.

[Marciano]

We're gonna be loosey-goosey.

Yeah, and I'm like stressed

so I'm like, I need to

[Marciano] Yeah, this is gonna be

team loosey-goosey, okay?

[Telly]

Yes, I'm with the vibes.

I know Lisa does not

want us to drink,

but I don't plan on

getting wasted.

But I definitely plan on living

this experience to the fullest.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Lisa] Okay guys, look,

they're gonna be here in a minute,

so let's get it together.

Okay.

We are all present and correct.

We're ready.

We have no room for error.

[suspenseful crescendo]

- [glass shatters]

- [Lisa gasps]

[dramatic music playing]

I'm scared. I am 100% fired

from Chateau Rosabelle.

I had a couple shots.

I don't know if I'm drunk.

I don't know if I'm

still hungo

like, how hungover I am,

or I'm actually drunk.

I'm [bleep].

♪♪

[bleep]

[dramatic music playing]

- [glass shatters]

- [music slows, stops]

- [Lisa] [bleep]

- [Grace] Don't cut yourself.

[Marciano]

No, I got glass in there.

You are the most experienced

server in Las Vegas.

You had one job.

What the [bleep]?

Yeah, I've got glass in my shoe.

[Marciano]

Yeah, I got glass in my hands.

Damn, we gonna look stupid.

[Lisa]

How bad is the cut, Marciano?

[Marciano] It'll be fine. It'll be fine.

No, it's fine. It's fine.

- Was it because you

- Yeah, put more. Yeah, it was just windy

You shaky and nervous?

Or was it the wind?

- It's the wind.

- No, it was the wind.

Marciano, this is opening day.

Like, we have, like,

a lot of [bleep] to do.

Are you okay? Have you

done this before?

Be careful, please,

with that glass.

[intense music playing]

[Lisa] Okay, let's go.

Are you ready?

The guests are arriving.

This is a secret proposal.

This is life-defining

for Jeremy and Shirin.

This is a moment that you

always want to remember.

Please don't [bleep] it up.

Stand in places.

[Telly]

I forgot the lady's name.

Sheera? Shira?

- [Eric] Shirin.

- [Telly] Shirin!

[Lisa]

Put on your happy face.

[dramatic suspenseful tone]

[upbeat music playing]

[Lisa/staff] Welcome!

To Chateau Rosabelle.

Happy anniversary. [laughs]

[Jeremy]

Thank you for having us.

[Lisa] Please take a drink.

Come inside.

Pulling up to the Chateau

was surreal.

Oh, my God, it's gorgeous

and it's just huge and

it's beautiful.

It is just so stunning.

It was already one of

the best days of my life.

[Lisa]

This way into reception.

Eric's gonna look after you.

We're gonna have a

lot of fun, guys.

Wait till you see what

we have in store.

- And

- [cork pops]

You're actually the first guests

we've had here at the Chateau,

so congratulations, guys.

- Alright, cheers.

- Cheers. Woo! Oh.

Oh! Oh, that's for good luck.

That's for good luck.

I'm gonna go over

the itinerary for the day.

First of all, we're gonna

do Rosé and Croquet.

[Jeremy] Oh, I love that.

[Eric] Next, this evening

at 7:00 p.m.,

we have a Red Hot Romance

dinner in the garden.

- [Shirin] [gasps] How cute!

- [Jeremy] Perfect.

- [woman] That's cute.

- [Eric] And then tomorrow night,

we have A Night in Paris dinner.

Awesome.

I'm expecting great hospitality,

beautiful decorations,

and delicious food.

When I think of Lisa,

I think just, like, excellence.

So what better way to

celebrate, you know,

our four-year anniversary

than with her?

- [Telly] c*ck?

- Yes.

- [Telly] Shots?

- Ooh.

- Oh.

- Uh-oh.

[guest 1] That might be

a little aggressive

right now, but

How easy would

an espresso martini be?

- [guest 2] Yes, espresso martini.

- [guest 3] Ooh!

One more thing guys, you need,

still need to figure out

how the coffee machine's

working.

Don't wait till last minute

when someone ask you for coffee.

[Telly]

I can do espresso martini.

- Yeah, that would be amazing.

- I'll have that too.

- Perfect.

- [Andre] Do they have the coffee beans?

- [Marciano] No.

- [Andre] 'Cause we need espresso.

[Marciano]

We have no coffee beans.

[guest 2]

I wanna see the whole house.

[Telly] You guys can take a tour

and I'll have a server

come bring you your martinis

out to you.

We're here for you.

- [Jeremy] Thank you so much.

- [Telly] Of course, of course.

Great. It's all in French.

- [sighs]

- [pressing buttons]

This is the first thing

I have to do with these guests

and I am panicking

in the inside.

Every little thing

that's negative,

it was going up in my head.

I just don't wanna make

Lisa look bad,

but I'm like, "Oh, sh*t.

What are we gonna do?

What we gonna do?"

- [machine hissing]

- [sighs] This is crazy.

- Oh. [gasps]

- And welcome to the room.

- Wow!

- [Eric] La Fleur de Lis.

[elegant music playing]

Beautiful, right?

- [Shirin] This is so cute! Ooh, yeah!

- [Eric] This is our master suite.

- [Jeremy] I love it.

- [Eric] There's some nice treats

in there for you.

And a nice card

from Lisa as well.

- [Shirin] Aw.

- [Jeremy] Thank you.

So there's a

chocolate espresso, uh,

surprise at the bottom, yeah.

[elegant music continues]

First event we're doing

for Jeremy and Shirin

is Rosé and Croquet.

Lisa wants it to be super lavish

but also fun.

It's our first one

and it's really interactive.

I am kind of excited

to do something like this.

[Stephen]

I'll show you where to put that.

Daddy hunting is

my way of saying

that I was not born to work.

I was born to be

a trophy husband.

Hi, Henry Cavill.

If you've got money?

I'm after you.

Be ready. [laughs]

[producer 1] I know you're serious.

That's what makes it funny.

I am so serious. [laughs]

I've been a restaurant manager

on the strip for years in Las Vegas.

I've worked at Caesar's,

I've worked at the Cosmopolitan.

I have known Lisa for about

four and a half years now.

I met her because

I was her first

maitre d' at

Vanderpump c*ck Garden,

but I was unfortunately let go.

[producer] What happened

in Vegas?

Let's just say corporate

doesn't appreciate, um,

a snarky remark even

in Sin City,

surprisingly. [laughs]

Alright, everybody,

welcome to Rosé and Croquet.

[upbeat music playing]

[Shirin] Oh, this is cute.

Is that the croquet?

- The little Aw.

- This is awesome.

[Stephen]

Let the games begin.

You got it, guys.

How do you play this

on the sand?

- Croquet?

- Yeah.

[Marciano]

I honestly have no [bleep] idea.

- I kept saying crochet.

- [laughs]

What?

- [Marciano] It's croquet.

- I didn't know.

- [Eric] Come on, let's go!

- [excited chatter, cheering]

♪♪

[Marciano]

What are you guys doing now?

[Telly] I'm making a round

of shots for them.

Do you wanna just do

a shot of tequila right now?

Honestly, yeah.

[mischievous music playing]

Lisa says no drinking

behind the bar,

but like, I really don't feel

like that rule applies to me.

I can handle my sh*t.

I'm the bartender and

it's kind of my job to drink

and make sure other people

have fun, so

I'm doing my job.

You're doing your job.

- Ooh, I'll take one of those, actually.

- We're crushing it. Yeah.

[Lisa]

When I have new employees,

I want to know who they are

and how they operate.

There are cameras everywhere,

so of course I know

what's going on.

But are they gonna be honest and upfront

and tell me what's going on?

Or, are they going to lie to me?

Marciano, anybody

drinking out there? Staff?

Oh, uh

[Telly]

He's like, "Yeah, everybody."

Have any of the staff

been drinking here?

That's what I wanna know.

- In here? Oh

- [Telly] Um, no.

Oh, thank God I don't have

to answer that question.

- What do you mean?

- [Gabriella] Let's go.

I bounce if I don't want

to answer the question

'cause I'm not gonna

lie to certain people.

So yes, if I'm not gonna lie,

I'm gonna bounce.

[Telly] He does too much.

[Lisa] I was born at night

but it wasn't last night.

He's sweating like a pig

- right now.

- I'm like, what's wrong with him?

- Why is he sweating like a pig?

- I don't know.

I'm very embarrassed, because

I don't wanna misrepresent myself,

especially with Lisa.

- No, she's not mad us.

- Nah, she can't.

But we just gotta be

be on her P's and Q's.

But it's not us, though.

I know, but we, we can't

let him get us in trouble.

[Andre] I definitely will

adhere to Lisa's rules

because this is a huge

opportunity for me.

[Telly] [whispers]

His dumb a*s comes back here,

"Uh, uh, I don't wanna

have to answer that question."

So guess what that tells me?

I'm not You're not drinking

with me back here no more

because you can't

keep it together.

- Why are you whispering?

- We're not whispering.

- [Lisa] Yeah, you are.

- No, we're not.

[Lisa] No, you are

hiding something from me.

- [Telly] No.

- Yes, you are.

[chuckles] Great. Why me?

♪♪

[plucky suspenseful

music playing]

Just the stress.

You're telling me this

is stressful?

- Sitting in here, making a few drinks?

- No!

You come from a high-volume bar,

that's bullshit.

[Telly] Now I'm starting to

really get mad at him

because it's one thing for you

to put your job on the line.

But if I'm gonna have your back

and if you're gonna

put my job on the line,

I'm gonna have

a real-life [bleep] problem.

I'm right across the hall.

Don't forget it.

- No one's Everything's okay.

- We're, we're good.

You look so pretty by the way.

[Telly and Andre laugh]

♪♪

Behind you.

- I'll take those from you.

- [Lisa] Okay, Chef?

That looks great.

The theme tonight is

Red Hot Romance dinner.

This is coming along.

Staggered,

knife a little bit up.

[Lisa] When you come to

Chateau Rosabelle,

every experience is

going to be unique.

It's your way of telling

your guests that you care.

This looks so good.

I wanna swallow that whole.

[producer 1] Do you think

Lisa has high standards?

Ah, yes, I am 100% sure

Lisa has a high standard.

You're going out and

you're gonna describe

exactly what it is.

- You comfortable doing that?

- [Anthony] Yeah, sure.

Like, you have to be perfect

and I totally agree

with her on that.

Since I've been in America,

I've been cooking for people

and I've been cooking what

they expect me to cook

and that doesn't make me happy.

Going back to France for me is

more than just working for Lisa.

It's getting back to my roots.

My family's very important

for me, my girlfriend.

All French people get

a bad reputation.

Say like we rude,

but we not really.

We just say whatever

we have to say.

You guys work well together.

Well, it's the early days.

- You want me to start?

- [producer 1] Mm-hmm.

I'm home. Being back

in France is so refreshing.

I've been in the hospitality

industry for over 15 years.

I'm a romantic, so I just love

making people feel great.

And I found a way to

express that through food.

I'm not a typical chef.

I love dressing up.

You'll probably find me

cooking in high heels.

I think it's important

to be different.

[Lisa] If you wanna have

a drink after dinner,

I'm fine with that.

- As long as the job's done

- No problem.

- [Lisa] You're off, okay?

- [Anthony] Later on.

[Lisa] Okay, good.

I'll see you tomorrow.

[Anthony] Thank you, Lisa,

have a good night.

[Lisa] Okay, the guests

are sat for dinner,

and with all my other

businesses,

I can't be at the Chateau 24/7.

We're in a different time zone,

so I have to rely on my staff

to be the face of the Chateau

when I'm not there.

Don't forget the turn-down,

remember?

- [Grace] Yes, ma'am.

- Chocolates on pillows

as well, right, girls?

- Yes.

- Yes?

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay, good job.

I'm gonna leave them to it.

They're in good hands.

They're just gonna have dinner

and I will see them

in the morning.

[Eric] I think it's time

to invite our guests in.

- [Gabriella] Yeah?

- Let's do dinner.

Can we invite our guests

to the table?

Excuse me, everyone,

I'd like to invite everyone

out to the terrace

for a beautiful evening.

Alright, let's do it everyone.

Follow me this way.

- [Andre] Don't miss us too much.

- [Eric chuckles]

[upbeat music playing]

[Shirin] Oh, my God!

- [guest 1] I am so dead.

- [Shirin] These look beautiful.

[Eric]

Sit wherever you'd like.

[Marciano] Ladies, gentlemen,

anybody needs a c*ck?

- Can I get a vodka soda, please?

- [Marciano] Vodka soda? Absolutely.

[Eric] I'd like to introduce you

to the one and only

Executive Chef Anthony

of Chateau Rosabelle.

[guests applaud]

[Anthony]

Bienvenue au Chateau Rosabelle.

So let me tell you a little bit

about the menu tonight,

we have, like, really focused

on the sauce of French flavor.

[upbeat bouncy music playing]

In front of you, a little

amuse-bouche

puff pastry garnish

with creme fraiche,

little bit of dills,

caviar gougères on the top,

little bit of gold.

- [guest 2] Yum.

- After that we're going with goat cheese,

very tender, very creamy,

with some local fig.

Very fresh, but in same time,

not too rich,

but enough to finish your plate.

- I hope so.

- [laughter]

And, uh, after that,

we have a branzino

with some fondant potatoes.

So, like, very tender inside,

crispy outside.

Hollandaise sauce.

I hope you enjoy.

And I will see you

again tomorrow.

Thank you, Chef.

[overlapping chatter,

guests thanking Anthony]

- [guest 3] Yum.

- [guest 4] Yeah, it's so good.

- [guest 2] I love this.

- [guest 5] This is nice.

This is really nice.

[guest 4]

Alright, shots are here.

[Marciano]

So, to-k*ll-ya shots.

Whoever doesn't take it,

don't worry.

We can drink it, okay?

- Promise.

- [guest 5] [laughs] There ya go.

- [Jeremy] You're so nice.

- Yeah, so, feel free to turn 'em down.

[all cheering]

[Stephen] Lisa's all about looking

professional.

I don't think drinking

with guests

is ever okay

if you're on the job.

If they decide to invite you to

hang out with them once you're off,

by all means have a drink,

have a party.

But if they ask you

to have a drink

and you think that it's

okay to say yes,

think smarter than that.

And Eric, what are you doing?

I hope maybe moving forward,

he starts to think

professionally

because he's not acting

it right now.

- [Jeremy] Wait, I want you to take mine.

- Are you [bleep] kidding me?

Are you gonna k*ll me?

I just did one.

[guest 1] You just do it!

I'm doing my second.

I can't do a third.

You're out of

your freaking mind.

- [plucky music playing]

- [guests chattering]

[Marciano] Oh, my God.

I was just about to cheers,

but now you don't have a drink.

[Jeremy] I just finished

my drink.

- Well, you can go without me.

- [Shirin] No, we'll wait.

We'll wait.

[Marciano]

Where is that drink at?

[sing-songy]

I need a wine key ♪

This right here,

this is the sh*t

that really pisses me off.

Andre is on break,

and I wasn't prepped

with any of the tools.

Whatever. Stay calm, stay cute.

Keep it collected.

[Marciano] It's taking

far too long.

- [dramatic music playing]

- Why is the bar so slow right now?

Like one martini is

taking far too long.

[Hannah]

It's, like, two people.

I am busting my a*s out there.

I don't know what's going

on with the bartenders.

There should always be

at least one bartender working,

staying behind the bar,

not doing anything,

getting guest drinks.

That can't be happening.

[bleep] it.

I'm gonna do this myself.

Always.

♪♪

[dramatic music playing]

[Hannah] The drinks need to

flow a little faster.

I need a two-minute

ticket time for two drinks.

- Two minute?

- Two minute max.

You're putting us behind

and you're making us look bad

because we are the face,

the ones serving them.

So, it's frustrating.

Where'd he disappear to now?

I don't get it.

Are they on breaks?

- I think, I don't know.

- [Marciano] They get breaks?

Well, we're serving, so

I'm sorry, I'm not okay with

There's no one behind

the [bleep] bar right now.

Someone should always

be behind the bar,

especially when there are

two bartenders on during dinner.

We're over there schmoozing

the sh*t out of them,

- making sure they have a good time.

- [Hannah] Yeah.

Telly could [bleep] it up

very easily for us.

[Telly]

I'm hearing my name.

Marciano, you're doing

way too [bleep] much.

Hannah, you're supposed

to be my girl.

You're supposed to have my back.

So, I'm gonna say something.

What is the problem?

- Are you being

- I don't get it. Just

I'm just saying, like,

I don't get why,

do you and Andre get breaks?

Why does there need to be

two people at the bar right now?

- Well, if I needed sh*t

- Listen, honestly, like, real life

If I needed something,

if I needed something

Real life, I'm not even arguing

with you because it's dumb.

Okay, then don't argue

me, give me a [bleep] glass

and get out of my way.

- You're only slowing me down.

- [Telly laughs]

I'm the one giving good

service out there. You're not.

Let me do my [bleep] job.

If I need a beer,

just gimme the [bleep] beer.

That's it, okay?

- You look so stupid.

- You don't need to talk anymore.

- Stop talking.

- What the [bleep] is wrong with you?

Come back here.

It's so frustrating dealing

with somebody

that can't grasp the fact that

they're doing something

incorrectly

because they have an ego.

[Hannah] I [bleep] helped her

stock that bar, everything.

[Marciano] Yeah, we're

running her [bleep] glasses.

She should go grab

the [bleep] glasses herself.

She's bitching all day.

I'm just being [bleep] real with you.

[Hannah] You've had

a negative attitude all day.

[Marciano] Yeah, you've been

[bleep] crazy, dude.

Priscila, are you ready?

We're gonna clear 'em out. And then, uh,

- I talked to Chef

- We're gonna clear 'em right now.

- [Gabriella] For dessert, right?

- [Telly] Just go

Just keep them

- out of this area.

- This is where we work. This is

No one is talking to you

dumb [bleep] b*tch.

- No, stop! Stop talking. Stop.

- What? What?

[dramatic sting]

[Telly] [echoes]

Shut the [bleep] up.

Shut the [bleep] up, okay!

[guest] They're arguing again.

[laughs]

[Gabriella] Guys, calm down.

Who's wrong? Who's right?

This is not the time.

We have guests.

- Are you out of your mind?

- You talk to women, really [bleep] crazy?

[guest]

I can't believe that.

[Telly] Eric, you see

two people yelling at me,

why aren't you speaking up?

Why aren't you standing

up for me?

I'm [bleep] pissed.

Shut the [bleep] up,

you dumb stupid b*tch.

[dramatic sting]

[Hannah]

[echoes] We're working!

[upbeat music playing]

[Lisa] This season on

Vanderpump Villa

Get your eyes on this ♪

[guests cheering, laughing]

[woman]

Oh, my God

[Andre]

This is unbelievable.

[Emily] I feel like we're in,

like, a fairytale.

[Lisa] I'm anticipating

nothing short of perfection.

This is what I was born for.

[Telly] Good Lord.

I run a big business in LA,

this is nothing to me.

[Telly] With Eric, everything

that comes out of his mouth is a joke.

First and foremost,

if anybody interrupts me,

they can leave this room.

♪♪

[softly]

You're batshit [bleep] crazy.

- [apple crunches]

- Oh!

[Andre]

There is a w*r going on.

You don't think I would like

to be behind the bar

instead of doing dishes

every night?

I see an opportunity.

I see a job opening.

You're a bad person, Emily.

Oh, hell no.

[Eric] Stephen always wanted to

take this position that I have.

[Andre] Stephen is definitely

feeling the pressure.

[Stephen retches]

Everybody wants to be a boss

until the invoices come.

You know, we all make mistakes.

Look how many Hannah's made.

[Hannah groans]

[Emily]

Alright, ladies, t*ts out.

Let's see what they

look like. [laughs]

[Eric] I think that

Emily is any guy's dream.

[Emily]

I'm open to it.

This is gonna get me

in trouble. [laughs]

Caroline, will you be my queen?

- [Priscila] Kiss him.

- [group] [chants] Kiss! Kiss!

I think Eric is a player.

I'm about tired of you, okay?

[Grace] I told Gabriella

that I think Andre's cute.

Oh. [laughs]

Lord knows I'm [bleep] horny.

Ooh! [barks] Woo!

[Marciano] Hannah is

someone I wanna marry.

- I love you.

- I love you.

[Gabriella]

Marciano is kissing a guest.

I [bleep] up.

He's out there [bleep]

somebody else?

He doesn't respect me.

Well, why are you with him then?

This trial run is going to

determine the fate

of the Chateau.

We cannot afford failure.

Fake-a*s b*tches.

[Grace] The whole team

let Lisa down last night.

Are you [bleep] kidding me?

This is a business.

I don't know what you

think we're doing here.

You know what?

Maybe you guys should go home.

You are not putting me

through that again.

If you cross me, I'm gonna

come down on you

like a ton of bricks.

This is a life lesson.

[guest] The most

beautiful dinner

I've ever had in my life.

Quite the Chateau, isn't it?

[guest screams]

[guest] Cheers!

[Lisa] This is an incredibly

intense,

immersive experience.

This is harder than I thought.

[woman] Oh, my God!

[group cheers]

[Emily] To see what

Lisa has created,

it is inspiring

and it does make me feel like

that could be me one day.

Oh! It looks gorgeous!

[staff cheering]

[Lisa] Making memories

that last a lifetime.

[quirky upbeat music playing]

[Marciano]

I'm gonna need your help.

If we're gonna be [bleep]

bunkmates

Bunkm I

- If we're gonna be [bleep] bunkmates

- Bunkmates.

I need your help.

[deep voice] "Hey guys,

"I'm the most annoying person

in the world.

My name is Marciano."

[normal]

Don't be so aggressive to her.

- With-With her?

- Yeah.

Oh, okay. That's-That's easy.

No, it's not.

It's not easy.

You just said it was easy.

- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

- [Andre laughs]

[deep voice] Ha.

"Hey guys, like, yeah,

"I like having wrist muscles.

So, I do this all day."

[normal] What?