02x06 - Brewing and Boiling Over

[bunniefuu]

[Lisa Vanderpump]
Previously on Vanderpump Villa...

We've had our ups...

-[laughing]
-...and some downs.

You are [bleep] with the wrong people,
I'm tellin' you right now.

[Hannah] I would sleep with one eye open.

[Ashley] "One eye open" is crazy.

You come up there
like a bull in a [bleep] china shop.

-You have to go.
-[♪ dramatic music playing]

Hannah and Marciano, they were crazy,
but they knew what they were doing.

I can't believe that Sianna
and Siadi are still here.

-I'm done with your sh*t.
-Okay.

-You were the star staff member.
-[Siadi laughing]

It is annoying to see him
get recognized when all of us hate him.

Let's all do one for each.

[Tyler] I start to hear this accent.

I'm like, "Who the [bleep] is this guy?"

You yelling at me, it's not okay.

[Hagen]
There's too many couples, you know?

-I'm kinda over it.
-[cheering]

"I cannot wait to have
your future children." [laughs]

I don't think this is gonna end well.

[all cheering]

[singsongy] ♪ This is why I'm single ♪

[Demi] He can't stand up!

What the [bleep] are you doing?

Ooh, Alyssa!

[Alyssa] Ugh, [bleep]!

[Lisa]
We're in the middle of the summer season

and now, I'm down to one server.

This could be a complete fiasco.

Well, welcome!

[Sianna] I actually know
Charlene really well,

and she is such
a difficult woman to please.

Get down.

[Sianna] But I just wanna turn
all this unnecessary drama

back onto, like, my work for this $30,000.

Okay, guys, service, please!

Where's everybody?

♪♪

[Sam] Almost every single
problem here in the castle

has to do somewhat with Siadi.

[Anthony] The [bleep]?

[Ashley] We have a schedule to keep.

You know, I can't shake it.
I don't know who really is Siadi.

[♪ exciting theme playing]

[♪ theme concludes]

[♪ tense music playing]

-[Alyssa] What time is it?
-[Andre] 9:30.

[cart squeaking]

We have no one setting up.

We have no servers,
technically, on right now.

I know it's all hands on deck.

-Watch the plate.
-It's tough.

[Anthony] What the ****?

[Anthony] If it's 9:30...

they should be sitting over there...

having breakfast.

[Ashley] We really need
to pull it together at this point.

Charlene and her concierge friends
are late.

The Rosato Breakfast is runnin' behind.

The communication between Siadi, Sianna,

everybody is just goin' haywire.

So, we need to reel it in
to figure out what's goin' on.

[Sianna] Alright, you guys.

Sorry, I know we're, like,
running a little bit behind,

and we just want your food
to be still warm. [laughs]

Chef's like, "What the [bleep]?"

[Sianna laughs]

Chef, he's [bleep] pissed. He's upset.

Damn, Sianna, like, you don't
need to say that in front of guests.

I was like, "He's mad at us."

-Not y'all, us. [laughs]
-No, 'kay.

That's, like, not front-of-house conduct.

And at the end of the day,

I'm always gonna protect the staff look,
especially in front of guests.

So, I was gonna wear this
with the white.

I need him to put a little bit
more pep into they step.

-[Gabriella] Who?
-[Sianna] Siadi.

'Cause they were still in the room,

and I was like, "No, no, no,
come on, guys, come on, guys.

I'm sorry, but Chef is pissed,
Chef is pissed, come on, guys."

-Oh, we can't-- Oh.
-[♪ dramatic music playing]

[Sianna] No, it's fine, it's fine.

Girl, are you crazy?

Are they coming yet?

How do you tell the guests
that our chef is pissed at them

because they're not ready yet?

Sianna, time and time again,
has been dropping the ball.

-Have you seen Siadi or Sianna?
-No.

If you don't see that
you belittled me last night,

-we cannot continue this.
-Okay, that's fine.

I've given her some leeway
'cause I feel bad for her.

Like, I get what it's like
to be in a shitty situation

with a boy and how it affects you,

but Sianna definitely crossed the line.

We have the Gods and Goddesses
Marquee Event coming up,

and this behavior could affect my job.

If someone's doing something alarming,
I'm gonna bring it to Lisa.

[♪ cheerful music playing]

[Siadi] Y'all ready for breakfast?

-Yes. We're so hungry.
-I am so hungry.

[Siadi] Great.

-Okay, they're being sat right now.
-[Anthony] Awesome.

[Alyssa] How's everybody
feeling this morning?

-Good.
-Good. Ready for another fun day?

[Katherine] Yes.
[gasps] Thank you so much.

[Katherine] This looks so good.

[Katherine] No wonder why he
was like, "Get down here."

[Anthony] The schedule have to be
the schedule, you know?

We have a timing.
We have a schedule to respect.

It won't happen again.

When I disappoint Chef,
it's definitely horrible.

-This is the vegan one.
-The vegan? Soula.

I got called out, and I agree with it.

You know, I sh-- need to do better.

I need to do better with communication,

and I'll try to continue to make sure
I impress Lisa as much as I can

because I do really want to be able
to work with her in other capacities.

-[Charlene] These aren't warm.
-[Ashley] They aren't warm?

Kinda cold.

[Ashley] Okay, let me get a solution.

-I'll be back. Mm-hm.
-[Katherine] Thank you so much.

We don't need to be servin' no cold food.

So, the fact that the front of the house
can't pull it together,

when the back of the house
always showin' up

and doin' they job like
we need to do, it's frustrating.

They are saying that the food is not warm.

Having cold food never
happened to me before,

and I-- it's the worst thing
you can do to a chef.

I will not stand for this.

I need to confront Siadi
or talk to Lisa about it

because this, not going to happen again.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Lexee] Oh, Donut's got the best life.

[Andre] Would you like to go get some sun?

Shade... Shade for you, Donut.

Look.

Look up at the sky, Donut. Hooray!

Hooray! Ooh, ooh.

[slower] Ooh, ooh.

[Lisa] Oh, sh*t.

Are you breaking things?

-Oh, look at you!
-Look at you.

-Me? I'm a slob.
-I haven't seen you in--

No, I-- You could never look like a slob.

This is as near to slob as I get.

[Stassi] I've always respected Lisa.

Like, she hasn't always, like,
respected me, which, like, rightfully so.

But she also did say, if I wanted to come,
I had to be her eyes and ears.

I feel, I would say,


because I remember
exactly what it was like

to be in this sort of environment

where you're all, like,
hooking up with each other,

lying to each other.

It's so wild.

I feel like I'm 23 again.

[Lisa] Now tell me,
what happened last night then?

They had their fun with the dudes.
They made them get shirtless.

-Per your request, ladies!
-[cheering]

[♪ operatic music playing]

I thought I was in a Magic Mike show.

Who was, like, really the life
and soul of the party?

Tyler was in here
and had to make out with someone...

[all cheering]

He didn't have to make out.

-Nobody has to make out--
-Chose! Well, meaning in the game.

-Oh, right, truth or dare.
-Yeah.

I was gonna say, it sounds like
I'm running a brothel here,

-for God's sake.
-Sorry, no. It was-- [laughs]

The only person that
I just felt bad for was Lexee.

"Just so you know, he didn't wanna do it."

Like, like, leave me alone.

I'm, like, back here for a [bleep] reason.

Just emotionally because you know
how she's been with Tyler?

-I really like her a lot.
-I like her too.

Romance in the workplace.
Well, I've been there.

I've seen it and even managed the fallout.

But if the drama starts
affecting their work,

well then, that's where
I need to draw the line.

And I'm gonna have to keep my eye on that.

Everyone brings good vibes.
Everyone's kind.

-Everyone's sweet.
-Company excluded.

I bring good vibes.

-Oh, you bring good vibes? Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah!

You've changed a little bit as well.

I've noticed actually living with you,

you are quite different
than you used to be.

[excitedly] Really, how so? Tell me more.

Because you were a pain
in my a*s for a long time.

But I was working for you, so--

We've always gotta scratch
that word, "working."

-I was present...
-Yes.

-...in a work environment.
-I like that.

-Let's go with that.
-[both laughing]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-[Dominic] Hagen sleepwalks?
-[Gabriella] Yeah.

[Dominic] Oh, you gotta watch out then.

I slept in his room twice
and one of the times, he got up,

he went into the bathroom,

and then he came out,
he looked at the desk like this.

-[Anthony] Yeah.
-And then walked back to his bed.

-I was like...
-[Dominic] So, he's possessed?

[Tyler] Last night, I kissed
one of the guests on a dare.

Lexee's... not over it.

I get it, it's fine,
but we have work to do.

I need to talk to her, so we can
get past this and move on.

[Tyler] Looking back I'm, like...

I could have taken, like,
a second to think.

I didn't feel good about it.

Didn't wanna do it, and, like,
I don't like hurting people I care about.

Like, it doesn't make me
feel good to see you like that.

Like, you think you would've
been okay if I did that?

-Definitely would've been like, [bleep].
- And everyone came up and said,

-"Lexee just kissed a guy," like, what?
-Obviously, I'm a human.

I would've been like, "What the [bleep]?"

-That was me.
-But then, I would've been like,

"Alright, well, we'll talk about it."

I think, for me, just every relationship
I've been in, I've been cheated on.

And it all started out in similar
situations like this where we were just,

- like, talking and not dating, and--
-Living in a castle together?

No, but it's, like,
you know what I mean, not official.

And they're like, "Oh, well, we're
not gonna be with other people."

And then, like, they would go
and sleep with someone,

or go do something,
and then I would forgive them.

And then it's, like,
years of a shitty relationship

and getting cheated on
because that's how it started.

I'm definitely still mad
and upset with Tyler.

I definitely feel a little bit
better hearing his side,

but I'm not over it.

This is exactly why
I haven't dated in so long.

I have trust issues.

I just hope that this doesn't continue
to affect things in the castle.

And all that just threw me for a loop

because I really, like,
felt something special here.

And so, that sucked
because that just felt like a repeat

of every shitty situation
I've ever been in.

-Valid.
-And that's why I just--

I didn't even wanna
look at your face yesterday.

-I was so upset.
-Yeah.

I still care about you, obviously.

-It just doesn't go away.
-Same.

I just-- I don't even--
I feel like I don't know

if I'll ever just get over it.

It's just gonna be
in the back of my head forever

and then it's gonna be
trust issues moving forward.

And it's like nobody wants to start
a relationship like that, you know?

I'm definitely nervous.

I have no idea what it's gonna be like
moving forward with Tyler.

My head is spinning,
and I just don't know what to think.

♪♪

-Hi, Lisa. How are you?
-[Lisa] Hey. Look at you.

-Oh, thank you.
-[Lisa] All glamorous.

-Mm-hm.
-Don't know what's happening to you guys.

Breakfast was a disaster this morning.

Sianna telling the guests Chef was pissed
was completely unprofessional.

The Marquee Event's tonight,
I am the person in charge,

and I cannot have things
spiraling outta control

because then it's gonna be
a reflection on me.

I need to have a conversation with Lisa.

Breakfast was a bit of a shitshow.

-What? I don't like that. What?
-Yeah. Sianna told the guests

that Chef was [bleep] pissed.

[Lisa] Imagine you're a guest

and you're waiting for your nice breakfast

and you know the man behind the scenes

is "[bleep] pissed," in her words.

Do you want to eat that?

-I hate that.
-Yeah.

That's a cardinal sin.
You never ever do that.

-I know.
-But you say, "Oh, don't worry.

Everything's fine. Everything's..."
Especially with chefs.

[Gabriella] This whole back-and-forth
thing with Sianna and Siadi,

Sianna is just not focused,

and it's the last night
for this guest group,

and I just need her to be on it
for their Marquee Event.

[Lisa]
She has to understand that what's there,

-stays there.
-Yeah.

[Dominic] Hey, I gotta eat.

I'm off shift, and, uh,
I'm vibin' with Grace,

and I wanted to make some
spicy rigatoni for myself.

So, I was like,
"Hey, m-maybe I bring her a bowl."

Brought you a snack.

When you, when you wake up.

I'm like the tooth fairy
but with, like, rigatoni.

Taste test, one outta 10.

-Mm-hm.
-[Dominic laughs]

-"Mm-hm." Mm-hm.
-Mm-hm.

I love being taken care of
and being cooked for.

And waking up to that was really nice.

-Love the spicy.
-[Dominic] Spicy like you.

Little spicy-a*s maid.

[Sam] Oh, good morning!

-[Faith] Good morning.
-[Sam] What do you need?

-[Faith] Water bottles.
-[Sam] I got it here.

I have an idea.

We can pour out a soda water

and fill it up with regular water.

-[Faith] Yeah.
-Cool?

I'm not tied down with Alyssa.

I wanna be able to explore opportunities
and explore new people.

[Faith]
One of the biggest turn-ons for me,

my family loves to golf,

and I want a man
who can golf with my family.

Faith has this way about her,
and it's, it's intriguing.

I'm not saying I'm pickin' up feels,
but I'm catchin' a vibe.

She's caught my attention.

-How'd you sleep?
-Um, I tried to sleep outside.

-Why?
-'Cause it's nice out there.

[Sam] I would love to sit down
and talk more with Faith,

but I gotta get a job done,
and I gotta get ready

for the Gods and Goddesses
Marquee Event tonight.

-And then, Charlene is there now?
-Charlene is here.

[Sianna] Obviously, I'm a little nervous.

It's very important to me to be able
to impress Charlene as much as I can.

Charlene is a badass in the industry
when it comes to hospitality.

Honestly, it's an opportunity to be able
to get into my professional bag.

I would love to be able
to provide for my family.

I wanna give my mom and my sister
a life, um, that they haven't had before.

[Dominic]
Oh, this is the, uh, Stassi and Beau?

[Anthony] For Stassi and Beau, yeah.

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-♪ This is the life ♪

-♪ La, la, la ♪
-[Siadi] How are you all feelin'?

-[guest] Good.
-Ready for your God and Goddesses dinner?

[Charlene] Wow! It looks so pretty.

♪ This is the life ♪

We wanted to create something for Charlene

that was really memorable.

Every detail has been curated to celebrate

these gods and goddesses
of Los Angeles nightlife.

It couldn't be any more perfect.

Welcome, everyone.

Tonight we start with an amuse-bouche.

It is a crab puff pastry with saffron.

After that, we have a crudo
with salmon and watermelon.

Main course tonight,
beef filet tenderloin and truffle.

Then we finish the dinner
with a limoncello crème brulée.

-Bon appétit. Thank you.
-[group thanking Chef]

-[Charlene] Cheers, guys.
-[all] Cheers.

To all my gods and goddesses.

-[Soula] We love you, Char.
-Cheers, cheers!

[Kat] To the ultimate goddess.

I can't believe this is our last night.

-I'm so sad.
-[Kat] I'm depressed.

-[Soula] It's so weird.
-I don't wanna leave.

[Kat] It's not our last night.
We're movin' in.

-[laughter]
-[indistinct chatter]

Buongiorno, glorious gods and goddesses.

I've curated a little surprise
for them at dinner.

-Is your dog coming?
-Donut? Uh-oh.

Brie has a Pomeranian,

-so we're, like, all Pomeranian moms.
-[Lisa] Oh, we should've brought them all.

Well, I hope you have a beautiful evening,

but I would be remiss if I came
to wish you a beautiful evening without

introducing the God of All Things Furry,

Donut!

-[all cheering]
-Oh, my gosh! No!

[excited chatter]

If I drop one of Lisa's drinks,
I can make another drink now.

But if I drop Donut...

let's just say I'll be back in America.

Okay, good evening.

-Thank you so much.
-Cheers.

-Thank you, Lisa.
-[Lisa chuckles]

I feel so much better
after this experience about my breakup.

This was the icing on the cake
and the cherry on top.

[♪ upbeat song playing]

We doin' shots?

♪ Yeah, it's my season ♪

-♪ I'm breakin' through the ceilin' ♪
-[cheering]

♪ No, I don't need a reason ♪

♪ Ooh, I'm just heatin' up,
I keep it breezy ♪

[Sam] Tonight might be
my last night with Faith,

but I definitely think
that there's a chance

that we could see
each other back home too.

[all cheering]

♪♪

[laughter]

His pants got a little tighter.

♪ You ain't seen nothing like this ♪

[Alyssa] Whatever Sam and I had goin' on,

and him and Faith, honestly,
it doesn't bother me,

but it's a little weird seeing it again.

♪ Don't stop, no, we don't stop ♪

-♪ No, we don't stop, no, we don't stop ♪
-♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Don't stop, no, we don't stop ♪

I have t-- I have to get out
of this situation. [chuckles]

♪ This right here, you don't wanna miss ♪

♪ 'Cause you ain't seen
nothing like this ♪

-♪ Let's go ♪
-[♪ song concludes]

-[Alyssa] My feet!
-[Dominic] Foot massage?

[Alyssa] Yes. I'm, like, runnin' on fumes.

[Dominic] Tell me if I'm doin' it right.
I don't even know.

-[Alyssa] It feels good.
-[Dominic] I'm not a reflexologist.

[Alyssa] That feels better than
what they felt like before, so.

Dominic, you're trippin'.

Dom is like,
"I'll give you a foot massage."

I, literally-- My antennas just perk up.

I'm like, "Oh, I know he didn't.

I know he just didn't offer her
a foot massage."

And he is rubbin' for dear life.
I mean, really gettin' in there.

But what about Grace?

Like, what are we gonna
do with Gracie-poo?

Like, don't do my girl like that.

It's really nice, though.
Ugh, thank you so much.

Look, Grace and I are gettin' along,
but Alyssa, she's a sweetheart,

and, I swear, she's like
the female version of me.

Ya know, she's, she's goofy, she's funny.

She's got some nice feet. [laughs]

Do you think, like,
Alyssa and I are, like, alike?

-Like, we're similar?
-What do you mean?

-Like a vibe?
-Yeah.

Do you want it to be a vibe?

-[Dominic sighs]
-Do you kinda like her?

[Dominic] The girl I marry
is gonna be just like her.

[Ashley] Grace is like my little sister,

and I don't want you
playin' with her feelings,

and gettin' her all excited,
and gettin' her hopes up for nothin'.

What are your true, honest feelings
about Grace, like, moving forward?

No, I think she's so sweet...

...but she's too young.

You gotta start backing up.

Because she really likes you.

No, I know, I know.
No, but I'm not gonna back up.

Dom is my boy.

We work every day together,
and I do have his back.

But at the same time, too,
Grace is my little sister,

and I've become very close with her.

I don't want any issues in the kitchen.

So, either I keep this to myself,
or I tell Grace.

I don't know what to do.

This is a really difficult spot
to be in right now.

[♪ dramatic sting]

[♪ soft music playing]

[Faith] You looked really nice tonight.

-This was, like, my all-white outfit.
-Wear denim so I don't like you anymore.

What?

[Faith] What? Did I say...
Does that mean I like you?

My parents are huge advocates
on not rushing and taking your time

and, and seeing what's out there,
traveling the world.

And, in regards to love and marriage,
it was awesome.

They both took their time,
and they found the right person,

and, um, they've cultivated
a beautiful life for my brother and I.

I think Faith is sweet.

There's a mutual attraction.

I just feel like we hit it off,

and it's fun to be around her,
and it-- she has good energy.

And I wanna see what she's like,
you know, beyond all this.

[Faith] I need the ick real fast.

-Please, Lord.
-What was the only ick that I told you?

[Faith] Oh, God, you have flip-flops.
I will vomit.

-Really?
-Yeah.

All over your denim pants. [laughs]

As long as I don't wear
my flip-flops, it's okay?

No, if you go out without me,

when you go out for guys' night,
you can wear flip-flops.

Yeah, okay.

[Charlene] Andre, it's time
for downward kitty.

[Anthony] Stretches your shoulders. Yeah.

[Andre] I can't go any lower.

[Anthony] Alright, look your head down.

The guest of honor, Charlene,
asked me to do some yoga,

so how could I say no?

I need to get on this comment card
'cause I gotta get this bonus.

I wanna make a better life
for my son and I,

so I gotta step outside
of my comfort zone.

I'm gonna impress the ladies
and, ya know, sweat some b*ll*ts,

but, hey, it hurts to look pretty.
[laughs]

Andre, look up.
Your shoulders are so tense.

Ready? Deep breath in.

There you go. Breath out.

Relax. [laughs]

♪♪

What are your love languages?

All of 'em.

I feel like physical touch is
your number one.

Yeah. That's why I was like, "Do you like
to cuddle? Do you like to cuddle?

How many times do you have to ask?
You're not getting it"

I'm like the biggest physical
touch person right now.

Right now?

Well, right now, but it's really hard
to, like, not touch you.

-Good.
-It is.

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-Then go down.

♪♪

I know-- Okay, guys.
Clearly, I can't do it.

♪♪

-Do you need anything?
-No.

[Sianna] I feel like Siadi's
not giving me anything.

I don't know what's going on.
He's just not really talking to me

or opening up to me,
and, like, that's weird.

I just need time
and space to finish my work

and then, also decompress
before I wanna engage

in a conversation about something
that may be also stressful.

I don't have to be available
for anyone at just their dime.

[Gabriella]
What's going on with you and this man?

[groans]
Every single room that I walk into,

he, literally, turns and makes
some excuse to, like, walk out.

I'm letting him be. I'm not gonna--
There's nothing more for me to say.

He keeps saying the same--

Now we're going back and forth
in [bleep] circles.

[Gabriella]
I was so excited to work with Sianna,

but ever since everything
started going down with Siadi,

it's been a downward spiral.

Like, I don't care how good the sex is,
girl, [scoffs] it's not worth it.

I don't have this problem
with anybody else, so.

Nobody in this house has problems
with anyone else besides him.

-[Sianna] Yeah.
-It's not a coincidence.

That's what I'm saying. He's act--

-Right.
-He actin' like all of us are crazy.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

I don't know, it might need to be ironed.

It's, like, so annoying, but I'm like,

"I can't wear it
unless the bow lies correctly."

So, we're g-- we'll do
the same seating as we did before

-in this room.
-[Charlene] Great, thank you.

-Good morning!
-[Faith] Our last breakfast.

-[Charlene] Good morning, everyone.
-[guest] Good morning!

[Charlene] How was your night?

[Faith] Good.

[cheering]

Okay.

Alyssa, let's start--
let's run the food, yeah.

There's already so much
going on this morning.

Siadi and Sianna are still not talking

after Sianna had the bright idea to tell
the guests that Chef was pissed.

I work the closest with Siadi and Sianna.

And at this point,
I'm gonna have to take the reins

because I can't trust them to follow up.

[Alyssa] Are they all the same?

-[Gabriella] Yeah, they're all the same.
-[Alyssa] Okay.

[Gabriella] The only one that
has something different is Soula.

[♪ soft music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

Faith, I need the Sam romance.

I need it to happen.

[Charlene] Faith is a slow mover.

Faith doesn't do one-night stands,
but when in Rome.

I mean, one-night stand
in a castle, that sounds great.

I mean, we have an hour
if you just want...

[Faith] Get the room back, yeah.

I think Faith and Sam will definitely
go on a date when he's back.

Is Faith the most memorable guest
you've had?

-Absolutely. Easily. Without a doubt.
-[all] Aww.

Yeah, definitely.

-[Katherine] That's so cute.
-So far.

-Especially-- Oh, God, yeah.
-Oh.

I was wondering if that
was gonna come through.

-[Siadi] Hey, how you feelin'?
-Hi.

-Amazing.
-Excellent.

So, we do have
our comment card here for you

-to let us know about your stay.
-[Charlene] Great.

We would like you to fill it out,

-and I'll come back in a few moments.
-[all thanking Siadi]

"Star staff member:

Which team member rose above and beyond?"

-Oh, my God, they all did.
-[Chandler] I know. Can we put them all?

I can't just say one, that's the thing.

I think Andre for star staff member.

-[Andre] [groans] Okay.
-[all cheering]

[indistinct chatter]

He's amazing. Okay, I'm gonna pick him.

"Okay, I'm gonna put him." [laughs]

All my friends had an exceptional time.

The service is incredible.

They're gonna be talking about this
the rest of their life.

They all owe me now too.

Thank you so much, Lisa.

Should we raise a toast?

[Charlene] Forget about the old boyfriend.

[Katherine] Thank you so much, Charlene,
for inviting us on this amazing trip.

-[all] Cheers.
-Love you so much, Char.

[Katherine] Cheers, Char.

Smile, guys.

-Bye!
-Thank you so much.

-Thank you guys so much.
-We love you, everyone!

-Bye, guys.
-Thank you guys so much. I'm so sad.

[Sam] Faith is awesome.

I felt like she was almost just super real
to talk to right off the bat.

We keep talkin' about a steak dinner,
and I think we're gonna make that happen.

[Charlene] Are you talking
to Sam out the window?

[Faith] I'm trying.

Faith just couldn't get past the fact
that she's about to leave Sam.

Bye, Sam!

She gets in the car...

stops the car...

-[tires squeal]
-...gets out.

"Sam, come here!"

[Hagen] Sam, go say bye.

Oh, this is the moment
we've all been waiting for.

[breathy] Sam, Sam.

-[Lisa] Sam, they want you.
[Hagen] Run, Sam, run.

[Gabriella]
She gon' run and kiss that man.

[♪ romantic, uplifting music playing]

[bleep]. Sure.

♪♪

-[♪ music falls]
-[Sam] Bye.

[Sam] I'll see you soon.

Huh? A hug?

Loser. Like, come on.

That's it? That-That's all we get?

[Dominic] No kiss?

[quiet chatter]

Yeah... Bye.

-That was pathetic.
-[Sianna/Andre] Boo!

[Lisa] You ran all that way for that?

[Sam] She's gotta make the move.

Say bye. Wave until they go.

And we're gonna have
a staff meeting after this.

We need to have a staff meeting,

and we need to understand
what is going wrong.

Romance and work are a tricky combination,

but when it starts spilling into how

the staff handle themselves
in front of the guests,

well, that's when it stops being charming,
and it starts being an issue.

I need to stop it right now in its tracks
because the whole thing could be ruined.

Well, I brought you all in
to tell you, really,

that the event was spectacular.

However, Andre...

-Yes?
-[scattered chuckles]

[Lisa] Why are you looking like that?

-Uh, 'cause you said my name.
-[laughter]

Why do you think I said your name?

I'm not sure.

[chuckles] Well, you were their favorite.

-You were the shining star.
-[applause]

So, I don't know exactly
what you did, but keep doing it.

-Yes, ma'am.
-[Lisa] They really loved you.

Woo! I needed this.

Wipe a little bit of sweat
off my forehead,

but I felt like I was
fadin' away a little bit,

and this is the perfect way
to show I'm here.

And, obviously, Sam, you left
some kind of impression as well.

[chuckles] I guess I did.

I mean, nearly chased the car out of here,

so I'm not quite sure
what kind of impression

we were making,
but they were very impressed.

I am here to work and get the job done.

I got my mind set on a goal here,
and the goal is 30K and a job with Lisa.

But sometimes you can make
an unexpected connection with a guest

and that's a bonus too.

It was a wonderful experience,

but there are also some things that were,
as I call, a castle c*ck, right?

Siadi, the schedule is nonnegotiable.

If the back of house falls behind,
everything else follows suit.

Communication is absolutely key.

But there's a line with communication.

We don't need to communicate
what we don't want them to know.

Sianna.

-Yes.
-What on Earth were you doing,

telling the guests
that Chef was "[bleep] pissed"?

[Sianna] Yeah, sorry. That was my bad.

-That was my fault.
-What?

She say what?

No one with actual common sense
will have said that.

Yeah, she did.

[Lisa] You can't remedy it just like that

just by saying you're sorry,
"It was my fault."

-No, I can't. You're correct.
-Do you understand that's a cardinal sin?

You never let the back of house

-spill to the front of house.
-[Sianna] No, you're correct.

You know how much pride Chef has
in making sure everything's perfect.

Chef, I am sorry.

All the chefs,
everybody in this room, I am sorry.

It will never happen again.

[Lisa] Okay, let's learn from it, yeah?

Smile on our face.
Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Okay.

♪♪

Sianna, I just want you
to know that your friend

did say, "Sianna was incredible."

I don't want you to be--
If you want to talk to me about it,

I don't want you to be so robotic.

"Yes, I-I-I won't--
It won't happen again."

No, I just know I messed up.
I didn't wanna cry in front everyone.

I don't want you to cry.

I should be ecstatic that
I'm on the comment card

with Charlene's group, but I'm not.

I'm in a really weird
and negative headspace,

and I'm just honestly sad.

Are you okay? You seem emotional.

[sniffling]

With Sianna, it seems like something
is just below the surface,

it-- and it feels like
it's about to boil over.

What else is going on?
Sianna, come here... Come here.

[♪ emotional music playing]

Sometimes when people are out
of their comfort zone, they retract.

She needs to sit down, take a breath,
and tell me what the [bleep] is going on.

♪♪

[Lisa] Sit down, darling.

[Sianna crying]

With Sianna, I need to understand
what's going on with her

because since she's been here,

she seems to even have this demeanor

where she's almost shrunken
back into her shell.

-Siadi's upset at me, too.
-Why is he upset with you?

You seem like an emotional wreck.

[sobbing]

Darling!

Stop. What is going on?

He just doesn't wanna talk.

You know what? This isn't okay.

-This isn't how I want you to feel here.
-I know.

-This is an opportunity of a lifetime.
-Well, look at you.

This is your opportunity in a lifetime

-and you're falling apart.
-No, I know.

I'm saying that that's
what's bothering me about it.

It's because of that, like,

this should be
the happiest moment of my life.

I believe that I'm more fun without Siadi.

I have been
dimming my light for him a lot.

My highs are very high with him
and my lows are very low.

Sianna, I, I can't,
in all good conscience,

watch a woman be going
up and down in freefall emotionally.

Do you think maybe you
should have some kind of separation?

-Another room?
-Probably.

How do you feel if you've
gotta go in there and say,

"I'm not taking this anymore"?

How do you feel? Think about it.

If I did that, it would make
me feel very empowered.

I've been through way worse than this,
in general, by being homeless.

I just always make the excuse like,

"This isn't that bad.
I've been through worse."

My mom is deaf
and my sister has special needs.

And I was actually homeless at one point,

so from a young age,
I've been the provider.

I think that I'm very proud of myself
for what I have done thus far

that I never thought a girl like me
would get this opportunity.

The best indicator of future behavior
is past behavior.

You've got to change the course now...

-Mm-hm.
-...for yourself and for him.

I don't like what I'm seeing.

I wanna keep you here.
I'm not letting you go.

But, by God, girl, grow a pair,
get up there, and tell him what's what.

-Thank you.
-You don't have to thank me.

I know that Lisa is counting on me
and not just for her sake.

She's counting on me to be there for me.

And I'm not gonna let her down.
I'm not gonna let anybody else down.

And most importantly,
I'm not gonna let myself down.

Tonight, all the girls
are gonna go out on their own.

I'm gonna give Sianna
a little bit of time,

but she might just need
the support of others.

So, I'm suddenly thinking,

why don't all the young ladies
just take off,

go into town, relax,
have a couple of drinks.

And if they want to discuss it,

maybe they can give her the power
that she needs to confront this.

Come on, put your shoulders back,
pull yourself together.

Go out with the girls tonight
and have fun.

Thank you, Lisa.

[Tyler] Even though I think Lexee
overreacted a little bit to the dare kiss,

I do feel bad about it,
and I need to apologize

because, like, I still wouldn't want
her kissing another guest.

I can't put myself in your shoes
'cause I wasn't in that room.

I just know that, right now,
if someone tried to kiss me,

-I would never do that at all, so.
-I know.

And I'm sorry that happened.

-And it's never happening again.
-It's never happenin' again.

Say it a little louder
for the people in the back.

-[louder] It's never happening again.
-Oh, okay.

You crazy fool.

[Lexee] My heart really feels for Tyler.

Obviously, I still care about him,
no matter how much he hurt me.

Um, I feel like he really is sorry.

I feel like [sighs] I'm finally giving him
a little bit of grace.

He doesn't deserve this at all,
but I just hate seeing him sad.

Why you so handsome?

-I love your face.
-I love your face.

-[♪ whimsical music playing]
-Security is right here.

If she even touches you
the wrong way, I'm here.

-[Siadi] What're you about to do?
-[Tyler] Aperol spritzer?

[Siadi] I'm not drinkin' by myself.

The girls are goin' on their own trip,
which is cool.

It feels kinda like,
"What, you're leavin' me here?"

Like, go enjoy your...

Yeah, you can enjoy life
without me for a moment, like, ya know?

I'm still a little bit
skeptical about Siadi

and what's goin' on with him.

So, as far as our friendship,
I don't know where that is at.

I don't know where it's going,
but, as for now, I think it's okay.

The ladies seem to always
make things more complicated,

so I think this guys' night
will be good for all of us,

that we could all bond,
have a fresh start, just move on.

Space is healthy.

[Hagen] Not you bedazzlin'.

Not you workin' overtime.

Cute.

-Your face looks great.
-Thank you.

It's girls' night.

[Lexee] We've earned a girls' night!

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-♪ Live your best life ♪

The secret about Dom likin' Alyssa
is really eatin' me up inside.

I don't wanna ruin girls' night.

At this point, I don't know what to do.

♪ Top to back and back to front ♪

Hagen, I'm so glad you're coming with us.

-Yeah, thank you so much for coming.
-[Hagen] I know, I'm happy I'm here.

Thanks for havin' me, ladies.

Honestly, I'm happy to be
included in girls' night.

I feel like I needed
to get out of this castle

and get away from all this drama.

The girls love me, so sue me.

♪ Come on and show me how you ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Live, live, live, live your best life ♪

-[Ashley] This is adorable.
-[Grace] I know.

[Ashley] Let's get down to business.

-[Gabriella] Vino.
-[Ashley] Drinks! We need wine ASAP.

[Andre] Uh-oh, they on the grill.
Fire up the grill.

The girls are out tonight.
I'm the new sous chef.

And what are we doin'? What do guys do?

We cook steak!

But we are about to eat good,
have some guy talk.

And you never know,

they might come in
a little drunk and horny.

[trills tongue]

Oh, wait, we're in Italy.

Hum-- I don't--
What's the sound they do for Italy?

Capiche!

-God, yeah.
-[group shouting]

Yeah, are you ready for this?

-[shouting]
-Ay, ay!

-Are you playin' poker with us after this?
-Yes.

-Yes.
-You are?

I'm gonna kick your a*s, you know why?
Look at this.

-Oh, sh*t.
-You guys are done.

You're not gonna be able to see.

-He came ready for [bleep] poker.
-You're not gonna be able to read this.

What do you guys think
the girls are doin'?

I think they're grabbin' drinks
and talkin' sh*t about all the guys.

-[Anthony] They're talking sh*t, for sure.
-Probably.

Oh, my God, I will be
so ecstatically happy

when there's a guy group.

[Ashley] Siadi's gonna lose his sh*t.

[Hagen] I know, Sam doesn't need to talk
to a single guest ever again.

Like, he's had so much time.

-Give Alyssa a man!
-[Gabriella] Guys, wait,

-can we hummina-hummina-hummina?
-[Ashley] Manifest it.

We're manifesting the men.

-Men!
-[Gabriella] They're going to be



-5'11" and above.
-6', 6'3".

[Grace] I like the short king.

[Gabriella] Okay, I'm sorry, Grace.

Anyways, you have a man,
so you don't need to join. Okay?

Grace already has a man,

but her man is manifestin'
somebody else, baby.

I mean, what are we doing here?

It's a lot of manifestations goin' on
in the wrong directions. Ugh!

I do wanna say thank you guys so much

for still supporting me in this

because I understand
that, like, my decisions

directly affect you just
because we're [bleep] living together

and we're working together.

-[Ashley] Yeah.
-I will no longer be c--

um, consoling that man
in any aspect of my life anymore.

Enough is enough.

It's too much for me.
I am gonna move my things out.

Uh, so I-- But I really do
still appreciate your support

and you guys not icing me out
like you could have.

-[Ashley] Yeah.
-And, like, I am gonna need the support

continuously, going through this
'cause I'm working with this man.

[Lexee]
Say you do, like, you know what I mean,

go back after we had this chat,
'cause this has happened before,

what's the best way
for us to respond to that?

-'Cause I don't wanna, like,
-[Sianna] Love me.

-be angry anymore.
-We are gonna love you, but, like,

you can only hear it
so many times where now it's like,

"I don't have any advice to give anymore."

Like, you need to be absolutely
sure before this conversation.

I am so tired of listening to Sianna
talk about how she's done with Siadi.

And I know that doesn't
mean a lot coming from me,

but my eyes are just rolling
to the back of my head.

Sianna has said the same thing
so many times.

He's like, "You act so young."

-And he's like, "I'm older than you."
-Shut-- He did not say this.

[Sianna] But I need to not
be in the same bed as him.

He's just taking, taking, taking
everything I can, I can give.

I'm not sleeping with him tonight,
and I'm gonna move my things.

All he had to do was take sh*t
that everybody was giving him

that had nothing to do with me.

I truly just don't believe
the words she's saying.

You have a light,

-like, unbelievable...
-Oh, thank you.

-...and he's dimming that.
-[Grace] For sure.

-And people have--
-Oh, my God, I said that today.

[Gabriella]
And I know there's more to you,

and people have not seen
the best version of you yet.

[Hagen] What do you think
they're talking about at home?

They're probably playin' basketball
with paper and a trash can sayin', "Yeah!"

[Sianna]
They're basically being frat bros.

It's fine, let them do that.

-[♪ rock music playing]
-[Sam] Mm-hm.

-Oh, man.
-[Andre] Mm-hm.

[laughs] Oh, my God!

It's almost up there with sex.

-I would, I would-- Honestly, yeah.
-[laughter]

♪♪

-Almost forgot to chew there.
-[laughter]

[Anthony] I put, like, uh, $500
of truffle in the sauce.

[laughter]

[Ashley]
How you feelin' 'bout, uh, Dominic?

I'm in trouble.

[excited shouting]

[indistinct chatter]

Like, I really like him, I do.

And I don't know
because we haven't had that conversation.

And, like, I don't know
what's gonna happen outside of this.

Okay, but he's moving to Florida, so...

That is true.
And I am moving closer to Miami, but--

I don't know, it sounds like
divine timing to me.

[Ashley] And I just keep takin'
big gulps, lookin' crazy

'cause I'm like,
"Ooh, this girl don't even know

"what's goin' on with Dom

and how he's not
really feelin' her right now."

It's not right.
I feel like I do need to say somethin'.

I work really close
with Dom in the kitchen,

but at this point, enough is enough.

Grace deserves to know.

[Lexee] Hey, cheers to that.
Hey, you've earned that!

-You deserve that.
-[Gabriella] Yes, b*tch!

[Lexee] We all deserve that!

-Not from Dom, but...
-[laughter]

[♪ dramatic music playing]

I'm walking to my room,
my door's closed, I hear a little noise.

I said, "What the [bleep] is that?"
It sounds like a hamster.

I open the door,
Dom's shirtless on the chair.

I'm like, "What are you doin' in here,
you [bleep] schmuck?"

[Hagen] Wait, what happened last night?

No, no, no, nothing special.

I really need to spill this tea right now

because it is eatin' me up on the inside.

[Lexee] We needed that. We really did.

Especially after this dinner
and this girl just gushin' over this boy,

I gotta say somethin'.

[Ashley] We had a whole
conversation last night.

[Alyssa] Dom???

[Ashley] He came to me and
was telling me like how,

"Oh, Alyssa's
the girl that I would really marry..."

[Lexee] Like, what? That's crazy!

[Lexee] That's so out of
left field for you.

[Alyssa] Literally!

[Alyssa] Absolutely not!

I guess Dom ha-- like,
feels some type of way towards me

that I don't fully understand.

Like, it's friend vibes all the way.

[Lexee] I have no problem pulling
Grace aside right now.

[Lexee] She's so sweet and innocent,
and she's finally opening up.

I've been in Grace's shoes before,
so I have no problem pulling Grace aside

and telling her that Dom likes Alyssa.

[Lexee] Somebody has to say something
because this is, like,

actually heartbreaking.

-I'm gonna go all in at this point.
-[Beau] Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

I got a flush.

[Dominic] Did I not say that sh*t?

[laughter]

-[Sam] Good hand.
-[Andre] Thank you.

[Sam] Ladieees!

[Ashley] Are we playing poker?

[Dominic]
I lost a little bit there, but we're okay.

[Sam] We are not playing poker.
The guys are playin' poker.

-Whose turn is it?
-I think he is.

-[Sam] You guys don't look too happy.
-[Tyler] Y'all look bored.

[laughter]

[Grace] Why'd they have to have
an attitude when we walked in?

[laughter fades]

-[Lexee] Can I chat with you for a sec?
-[Grace] What's up?

After hearing you talk
and open up about Dom,

I-- whatever I'm hearing,
I just would rather tell you

because if it was me,
I would want someone to tell me

that Dom said something about Alyssa.

He was saying,
"Oh, they're the same person," and--

-That me and her are the same person?
-No, her and Dom are the same person,

and they're so similar.

He's telling people, like,
he's interested in Alyssa?

[Lexee] And she's not interested
in him in any way, shape, or form.

-Cool.
-But I'm like,

that's so gross, and it makes me,
like, wanna k*ll him--

Like, you're laying in bed with me,

talking about, like,
meeting my best friend back home.

Like I was saying at dinner,
like, I'm in [bleep] trouble.

-Right? Like, it's no longer just, like--
-I feel so-- I'm so sorry.

I just, like, I would rather
tell you than you not know.

[crying] I just feel really stupid
for being so vulnerable and like...

[crying] You shouldn't.

Like, other people
know this [bleep] too, right?

-I think so.
-So, like, I'm a [bleep] idiot

and everybody else knows
this [bleep] except for me?

No, it's not a everybody thing.
It's, it's really not, I promise.

Obviously, it hurts my feelings

because, like, I've been
sleeping in bed with him.

That's very intimate. It does suck.

I don't like being vulnerable,

I don't like letting my guard down,

and, like, you know, really showing
and telling you how I truly feel.

I just kinda wanna talk to Dominic.
I wanna lay everything out on the table.

[Dominic] Sweet dreams. Goin' to bed.

[Grace] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You wanna have a quick little convo?

[Dominic] What's goin' on?

I just, like-- I don't think
I've made myself clear enough.

Like, I really want you
to understand, like,

I do have feelings for you, and, like,

when I get like that,
I get tunnel vision, right?

I'm not looking at anybody else.

So, wait, why are you,
why are you saying this? I--

Yeah, I might've heard a few comments.

Girl talk.

I'm not gonna say, like,
made me feel great when I heard them.

-Is it 'cause I gave her a foot massage?
-No, no, no, no.

Oh, my God, he's a wh*re.

Like, you can't-- Like, I don't know.
It is kinda gross to me.

[chuckling] I can't.
I don't even know what to say. [bleep]

I am [bleep] not saying this sh*t.

-What?
-It doesn't matter.

You can't do that.

-I've put everything on the table, so.
-I know, but, like, I've been spending

time with you,
and that's all that matters, okay?

So... dreams mean nothing.

-Right? Yeah, okay.
-Yeah.

Yeah, dreams mean nothing.
I don't know why...

I've, like, dreamt of Alyssa,
like, four nights in a row.

I don't get it.

[♪ tense music playing]

[inhales] It means nothing, though.

I didn't hear about that.
I didn't hear about that.

-You didn't hear about that?
-No, that was--

-Wait, what'd you hear about then?
-I didn't hear about dreams

-or anything like that. I really didn't.
-Okay, so this is new information?

This is new info that you just offered me.

Okay, well, that's [bleep].

Are you [bleep] stupid?

Like, the skull must be real thick
because that doesn't make any sense.

I would never tell somebody
that I'm interested in

or somebody that's been sleeping in my bed

that I've been having dreams
about somebody who lives two feet away.

That is wild to me. Blows my mind.

Sometimes you shouldn't
tell the truth, I guess.

But I still did because
I can't keep anything a secret...

-Mm-hm.
-...which I think is a good...

-It's a good quality. Yeah.
-It's a good trait.

Ashley's the only person
I told everything about Alyssa,

so I shouldn't trust anyone in the castle.

And now I know I really gotta
shut my mouth sometimes

because this is, this is weird energy.

Alright, I'll let you sleep on that.

-I will--
-I'm gonna go to bed.

I'll sleep on that.

I'll-I'll, uh... dream of you?
[stammering]

-That was not funny.
-Goodnight, Dom.

-I'm so sorry.
-No, you're fine.

-[Ashley] Poker borin'.
-Who, you are?

Poker. I couldn't be borin'
if I tried, baby.

[Sianna] What's up?

I would love to speak to you outside,
please, when you're available.

-Whenever you can.
-[chuckles] I'm...

I just wanted to give you y-your night,

-so you guys--
-Yeah, I'm-I'm-I'm still, I'm still in it.

Like, do I have to, like, stop my night?
Like, can it wait 'til tomorrow?

-No.
-Okay, so...

-You can do this.
-Alright, bro, y'all wanna do this now?

Who's y'all? It's you and me.

[♪ tense music playing]

[both laughing]

-[Siadi] What do you got?
-[Sianna] Oh, it's gonna be quick.

Um...

I just wanna say what I need to say
and then you can ask me questions

or you can say whatever you need to say
or how you're feeling,

-that's fine.
-Cool.

I don't wanna be in this--

romantically anymore involved with you.

-Okay.
-I think that I don't bring the best

out in you and that you don't
bring the best out in me.

-Okay.
-And I think that you and I

probably both deserve
different people in our lives.

Cool.

Um, I'm gonna be nothing but human to you.

Um, like, noth-- I'm not gonna be--

There's no hate
in my heart for you at all.

I still think you're a wonderful person
in a lot of different aspects,

but I don't think, romantically,

-that we, we line up.
-Okay.

And then, do you have anything that you--
else that you would like to say

but "okay" and "cool"?

This decision, I'm not gonna fight you

on whatever decision
you think is the best decision

that you need to make for yourself.

So, if you think this is the best decision
for yourself, I'm cool with that.

I need a boys' night.
I'm relaxing, I'm chillin'.

That's your choice and I'm okay with that.

That's not, like, anything
I'm trying to fight you on.

I was just making sure that,

um, you didn't have any other thoughts.

I just want you to do what's best for you.

It is what it is.

[Producer] So, how come you're not
going after Sianna right now?

It may not seem like it,
but I do really tap into my emotions

when I'm trying to make a decision.

But also look at everything
from a rational standpoint

and try to take other people's
perspectives in mind

and then look at the most logical,

practical way of solving
a particular problem.

I'm okay with that.

-Okay.
-Cool?

-Thank you.
-No worries, cool.

-Have a good night.
-You too.

[♪ "Checkmate" by WYLDE playing]

[Sianna] I'm kinda just done,
and that confirmed it.

I need to stand up for myself.

If you belittle me, I can't continue.

If you try to manipulate me,
I can't be with you.

I can't keep doing this whole,
three days you're, you're upset at me

and then, two days you're happy

and I have this emotional
roller coaster going.

♪ I wanna feel like ♪

♪ David and Goliath,
moment of triumph ♪

I'll probably start breaking down,
but just not right now.

We all knew this was coming.

I'm proud of her, but there is
something in the back of my mind,

this has happened before,
them getting back together...

and I can see it happening again.

We have a guest group coming tomorrow.
We need to pull it together and work.

♪ Checkmate ♪

♪♪

[insects chirping]

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-[bell tolling]

[Hagen] So, how do you feel this morning?

[Grace] I don't know.

Like, I can't turn off my, like, emotions
and sh*t overnight, you know?

He's just not the smartest.

Dom is so incredibly stupid

because he had
the opportunity of a lifetime.

You're a clown. You're a loser.

Like, you're medium ugly.

This is the history of men I go for.

I'm so over the charity work,
[laughs] like...

I'm not gonna be in the business
of fixing anybody anymore.

And, like, that man has
a lot that needs to be fixed.

[bleep], dude, I don't even know.
It's like pullin' teeth.

[Hagen] Honestly, I like Dom,
but she can do better, you know?

Do you really want a five-foot
little Christmas elf?

Like, it's not the time now.

[Grace] How was it sleeping with Sianna?

It was fine, but permanent residence,

like, I'm gonna have
to talk to the landlord

-'cause, like, I'm not, I'm not...
-Talk to the landlord.

...dealing with that.

Siadi and Sianna, yeah,
I think it's an awkward situation.

I think that's all I'm gonna say.

What were you guys talking about?

-Um, him and Sianna...
-[Hagen] My roommate.

...being room-- like,
rooming together last night.

'Cause you already know that situation,

like, yes, it ended last night, but--

[Grace] But it didn't...

Let's be real.

I work closely with Siadi and Sianna,

but the difference is

Siadi can turn it on for the guests,
but Sianna can't.

It shows when she's sad and pissed,
and she does not work well.

If this keeps up,
she's gonna be the one to get burned,

not him.

[Sianna] Last night, Siadi was very calm,
and he wasn't reacting.

So, I'm kinda like, if you care
that much about me staying with you,

don't you think
you would've been apologizing?

Or been like, "Hey, you know what?
It's been overwhelming.

I haven't been in this situation before."
Any, any of that.

And he's giving me absolutely nothing.

It is so frustrating. [chuckles]

I'm like-- It's like,
"Come on, man, do something!"

[laughs]

Did you want to talk at all?

-[chuckles] Um...
-You don't have to. I just asked.

If you're gonna say this is your
personal decision that you're gonna make

and you don't wanna be
with, like, an-- like,

romantic or anything like that
with me anymore,

then that's your choice
and I'm not gonna take away your choice.

When somebody's breaking up
with someone or someone's

dissipating the relationship
in any capacity

wants to be like, "Okay, cool,"
who the [bleep] wants that?

Literally, who the [bleep] wants that?

-[Siadi] Mm-hm.
-[Sianna] No.

I need popcorn.

I was waiting for you to do
something else other than say,

"Okay," and be passive and act like,

"Okay, fine, she made her decision."

Because that's what men do.

Men fight for women
and women fight for men all the time.

Siadi, Sianna, and I,
we're supposed to be having the meeting,

and I walk in and I see this?

Sianna is, literally, begging
for Siadi to fight for her

and this, that, and the third
when she just told all of us

that she's not going back to him.

Girl, get a grip!

Like, what is good with you?

If you don't feel that in your heart
that you wanna fight for me, that's okay.

I'm not gonna beg someone to fight for me.

I'm not gonna beg
someone to want me,

and I know for a fact you wouldn't either.

You told me not to go in the pool
the other day when I was on my break.

-No, I didn't say--
-You said, "Oh, no. Don't go--"

[Siadi]
I didn't say, "Don't go in the pool."

You don't view birthdays the same way
other people view birthdays.

-Okay, but I'm not--
-On that day, I think everybody

deserves a happy birthday.

You were like,
"I'm not moving that table."

You didn't say that.

I was taking all
the things from the table.

-You didn't say that.
-Okay.

Two hours later.

-Hold-- Can you hold on for a second?
-No, I was just breathing.

-Okay.
-[flatulence]

[Gabriella] I farted. Sorry.

[Sam] Gabriella, oh, my goodness.

[laughing]

[all laughing quietly]

Stop it, Tyler.

[♪ awkward, comical music playing]

It smells like flowers. Shut the **** up!

It doesn't even smell.

[laughing]

It's made it harder for me
to navigate this space

when I have you being a person
who's been a catalyst for telling people

anything's going on
and transpiring in our relationship

and me not having a side of the story
where I'm able to tell anybody

'cause I wanna keep my side
and my opinion to myself.

Okay, I'm not that person.
I feel like I should be able

-to confide in people that I trust.
-You absolutely can.

Okay, let's just breathe,
and let's, like, take a moment.

There's something really off about him.

He's bad news.

One moment, Siadi's being
all charming and sweet,

and the next moment,
he's a whole 'nother person.

You going in circles with him...

-Yeah.
-...for sh*t.

You are not going back into that
because you're having that conversation.

I'm not going back into that.
There is no me going back into that.

No, but I'm saying, like, it's, literally,
not gonna do anything for you.

I need Sianna to take my advice

and stay away from Siadi
so she can find peace in the castle.

[Sianna] Give me a hug.

Like, for real.

You're so much better than that.

So much better.

Hearing Siadi and Sianna argue is wild.

One moment, you get Siadi
who's just like-- tries to be Mr. Perfect

and the other side is just, like,
this person who I don't know.

We're gonna keep on keepin' on.
Onwards and upward.

That's a new slogan, onwards and upwards.

I'm like, "Who-Who
the [bleep] am I friends with?

Who-Who is this guy?"

I've been keepin'
this secret about Siadi's accent,

and it's just, like,
[bleep] k*lling me inside.

-[♪ dramatic music playing]
-[tape rewinding]

If I was to hop in the car with Chef
and he broke out in an American accent--

I didn't say anything
in a British accent to anyone.

[Ashley] This is very weird.

Bro, you did not hear that.

That's wild. There was a little switch-up.

If I asked you not to do
something in confidence,

why would you do it anyway?

-I just told you, I just told you.
-Oh, so you're agreeing to it?

You buggin' on that one. I didn't do it.

I'm sitting across from a guy
that I have no idea who he is,

and we've lived with him
for the entirety of summer.

[♪ tense music plays]

[♪ upbeat piano music playing]

I wish having sex wasn't
so, like, taboo all the time.

You should bring it back.

Guys, let's have sex. [pops lips]

-Say it like that.
-Is that a coochie sound?

-Is that a coochie sound?
-No, mine, mine sounds like, [slurps].

-[Ashley laughs]
-Mine sounds like, [growls].

-[Ashley] Whoa!
-[laughter]

Grace's sounds like, "Woof-woof."

-[laughter]
-Woof-woof.

-[Gabriella meows]
-Woof-woof is crazy.

[Grace] It's been a while.

♪♪

[♪ music fades out]