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02x08 - The Haunted Castle

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Vanderpump Villa". Aired: April 1, 2024.*
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Follows the hand-picked crew of Lisa Vanderpump's opulent French villa as they live and cooperate to satisfy each extravagant want of their affluent visitors.

02x08 - The Haunted Castle

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Lisa Vanderpump]
They were really lovely. Keep waving.

Keep waving, keep waving.

[Alyssa] I'm tired.
Been workin' long hours.

Why are we still waving?

Stassi's family just left

and Lexee and Tyler are fighting.

[Rob] How are things goin'
with you and, uh, Tyler?

-[Lexee] Not great tonight.
-[Rob] Obviously.

[Lexee] You're the first man
I've talked to in weeks.

Like, I wish we flirted more.

Siadi and Sianna seem
to be back together.

Which is really frustrating,

especially after Siadi was trashing
all of us to Stassi's friend Taylor.

Keep waving.
You need to trust me.

[Alyssa]
And I am still the only server,

so I'm excited to see who's
about to walk out of this car.

Maybe it's someone to help me out
in the serving department,

but whatever's about to come...
it better be good.

-[screams]
-[excited chatter]

Okay, you can stop waving now.

-[♪ upbeat techno music playing]
-[Sam] What the hell?

-[screams] Oh, my God!
-Get back.

♪♪

Welcome, TJ and Sheribel!

We have to two new
staff members to the rescue

that we so badly need.

Here we go. It's happening.
We're getting two new servers.

I'm super [bleep] stoked.

-[all clapping]
-[TJ] What's up, everybody?

[Lisa]
When I see Sheribel and TJ,

it's almost like they're sending in
the National Guard.

We will survive.

We're gonna have three servers.

We're back in business.

♪ So fresh ♪

I cannot believe Lisa brought Sher here.

Sher is one of my friends from Miami.

She is just, like, all the flavor
in the world that we need.

I'm so excited.

I'll have a server that I know
knows what they're doing

and is also gonna listen to me.

So, now I can finally focus on events.

-TJ, nice to meet you. Welcome, welcome.
-[TJ] Nice to meet you.

-[Tyler] What's up, brother? Tyler.
-Tyler? TJ, nice to meet you guys.

TJ is, like, very attractive.

A lot more attractive than,
ya know, Dom maybe?

I'm so excited.

As you know, we've had a few problems,
so Sheribel and TJ are here to the rescue.

It's so important to me
that you bond together as a group.

So, got a little surprise for you.

You can go...

-[excited chatter]
-There's a beautiful lake there.

I'm sending the staff
to beautiful Lake Bolsena.

It's the largest
volcanic lake in all of Europe,

with so much ancient
Roman history and beauty.

This castle, it has been
a lot of hard work.

It seems tense.

I want the staff to go out,
get it all out of their system,

enjoy the Italian culture.

That is what I want them to remember
and appreciate about their experience.

Not who is shagging or snogging guests

or whatever the hell
they're worked up about.

Please show them upstairs.

I'll leave it to you
to welcome them tonight,

and don't forget to clean up
before going to the lake.

Okay? Go, get ready.

-Alright, let's go!
-[Sam] Welcome, guys.

[Alyssa] Let's go, team!

I'm super excited to be here.

-[Gabriella] I wanna clean.
-[Sher] I'll help you clean.

Girl, and on them damn shoes?
You better sit pretty.

I don't care.
I can do anything in heels.

I'm single, I think.
No, yes. I'm single.

I've worked in hospitality in Miami
for the last few years,

and I've worked at most of, like,
the hottest restaurants, nightclubs,

like Kiki On The River,

and I've worked at LIV Nightclub
for the last three, four years.

I love to party, I love to create memories
and create, like, a vibe.

So, yeah, I just like to have a good time.

But don't poke me the wrong way,
I'm the wrong b*tch.

Sorry. [laughs]

[Alyssa]
How long have you guys known each other?

-[Gabriella] Two years, two and a half.
-[Sher] Yeah.

[Gabriella]
I hosted her birthday at my venue

-and that's how we met, and--
-[Sher] It was a time.

-[Gabriella] Yeah, too much of a time.
-[Alyssa] Oh, my God, that's so fun.

[Sher] My drive definitely
comes from my parents.

My parents worked very, very hard,

whether it was two, three,
four jobs at a time

to give me and my sister an amazing life.

So, it's only right
for me to give it back,

so I've been supporting
my family for quite some time now.

And what I wanna take away

from this experience, really,
is just learning from Lisa.

She is such a boss b*tch,

and I would love to be just like her.

I'm also super competitive,

so knowing that there is
a bonus and possibilities of, like,

job opportunities for Lisa,
I'm gonna come in hot.

I'm gonna show them
what I've got and, listen,

I absolutely adore Gabriella,
but bring it.

I'll give you a grand tour.
I'm, uh, guest services here.

-[TJ] Okay, perfect.
-[Siadi] These are our staff quarters.

-Almost like dorm living?
-Literally.

[producer]
Give me a big smile.

[laughing]

Hey.

[laughter]

[TJ]
Probably because of my experience.

I've been in the hospitality
industry for 13 years.

Jesus Christ.

One day, I do wanna eventually become
a partner with my hospitality group

or potentially run my own venue,

and I think this experience with Lisa
will kinda give me a leg up

and I'll be able to learn a lot.
[laughs]

[Siadi]
This is our room.

Everybody comes in here and chills
because we have, like,

-the best AC--
-Who sleeps here?

-[Dominic] No one.
-Yeah.

-That's my bed, for sure.
-You, if you choose to.

-[laughter]
-100%. Hey, be-be-best AC

-is what I needed.
-Yes.

[TJ]
I have always been into lifting weights.

[laughing]

I am single. I've been single
for, like, six months now.

I'm not looking for anything,
but I'm definitely not opposed to

something happening organically.

[laughs]

[Gabriella]
You okay?

I see Siadi.
I'm like, "What up?"

He goes,
"Oh, she just made out with Georgi."

I was like, "Okay."

Spend all evening at the bar
kissin' girlies, like...

ain't cute.

I haven't talked to Lexee
since I left the bar.

I'm [bleep] confused because we agreed
no more kissing anything.

You, literally, make out with Georgi.

[stammers] I'm just like,
"How does-- How do you recover from that?"

You think I'll play
this game with you again?

-Nah, bro, like...
-Be consistent and that's it.

If she wants to say her piece,
by all means, go for it,

if that's gonna make you feel better.

It's not gonna change where I'm at.

-Yeah... Yeah.
-Like at all.

[Sam]
Come on, hair of the dog, get it goin'.

[Lexee]
Wait, is this straight tequila?

[Hagen]
Yeah.

I don't like Hagen, he doesn't like me.

He instigates
and, like, causes things,

like him talking to Sianna
about he doesn't like me.

I don't wanna be involved
in you and Siadi's stuff.

I wanna be as far away
as the situation as I can.

[Siadi]
I think that's just BS,

and the fact that he
wanted to, like, say that

I'm the problem after all that is just--
I don't really respect it anymore.

Yeah, but that's the thing,

I haven't actually done
or said anything to anybody.

[Sam] I have no idea
what Siadi's tryna pull.

Him calling out Hagen
for whatever reason he thinks he has

is ridiculous 'cause all the drama
is caused by Siadi.

He's been belittling Sianna.

I'm not okay when it comes to Siadi.

He blames every problem
that we have on me,

and he doesn't take accountability

-for anything.
-Yeah.

Getting on top of the comment card,

being condescending to the staff.

He was acting like he's,
like, above us, ya know?

Like, that's annoying.

And then, last night, he had the nerve
to bad mouth us to the guests.

It's unbelievable.

I know Hagen didn't ask for my help

and, lord knows,
he doesn't really need it,

but he's my guy
and I gotta have his back here.

It's just not my nature
to sit back and be quiet,

and the way Siadi's been
movin' around the castle,

it really has been gettin' to me.

But then talk sh*t about me
behind my back, that's--

I'm not talkin' to you.
I'm not talkin' to you, Sam.

[Siadi]
Bro, shut up.

Did you tell me to shut up?

What do you want to tell me?
'Cause I have plenty to tell you.

[♪ exciting theme playing]

It's nothing about your job.
It's just you personally.

[Sam]
Two new servers walk through the door

and now Siadi wants to confront
Hagen about something.

After Siadi spent his time
talkin' trash to Taylor, Stassi's friend.

Hell no.
This stops right now.

But then talk sh*t about me
behind my back, that's--

I'm not talkin' to you.
I'm not talkin' to you, Sam.

-No, I talk sh*t behind your back...
-Yeah. I, I know.

...and I will say it to your face.

[Siadi]
Exactly, and I'm okay with you doin' that.

-[Hagen] Okay, noted.
-Okay? Okay.

Thank you, Hagen.

We can talk later, Sam,
but I want you to talk to Andre first

'cause I ain't got time for you.

[Hagen]
What?

Well, I don't wanna try to be involved.

Yeah, stop it, guys.

-[Sam] You better make some time.
-[Siadi] Bro, shut up.

[Sam]
Take it easy, buddy. Take it easy.

-[Sam] Come on, let's go talk.
-[Siadi] I don't wanna talk right now.

-You can't tell me to shut up.
-You shut up, bro.

[Sam]
That's very, very disrespectful.

-Shut up, bro.
-Don't be a coward.

If you have somethin' to say,
let's talk about it right now.

This has been building up for a while

and it takes a lot
for me to get to this point.

[Sher]
What's wrong? What, what happened?

[Sam] Told me to shut up
and I said, "Let's talk,"

-and he gave me one of these.
-Those two...

-He did not!
-Swear to God.

Typical Siadi thing.

What the [bleep] is going on?

It's, literally, day one. [laughs]

I was just expecting them
to kind of hold the drama

or at least, like, keep it
to themselves for a little bit,

at least the first 24 hours.

But, honestly, I'm having a lot of fun.

I like it because I'm a spicy Latina
and I like to bite back.

-[Andre] You should go talk to him.
-[Siadi] He's a two-faced b*tch, bro.

[Andre]
You should tell him that.

I have a very interesting take
when it comes to Siadi.

I think I'm the only one besides Ashley

that tries to get to know him as a person.

It's a very touchy situation

because you've heard so many
bad things about Siadi,

but you don't wanna join a bandwagon
and like, "Oh, I hate Siadi too."

I'm gonna go the hell off on him, bro,
and I don't wanna do that.

-[Andre] But--
-[Siadi] Like, I want good energy.

I want new energy here.

I want nothin' but happy
and positive things

that's gonna be a good,
beautiful reset of our energy.

Sam's been showing me
a little bit of animosity

and I don't know why.

Bro, I don't even talk
to you about anything

unless it's professional,

and the fact that you can
kinda turn this around

and make it seem like
I'm mean to you...

-Have a peach.
-Mm.

-Yeah.
-It's good, girl.

...it's just, like, ignorant.

-[Andre] Sam.
-[Sam] Yeah?

[Andre] Have a conversation
with the man, like--

[Sam]
I just tried to.

Okay, but you also called him a coward,

-okay? Like--
-[Lexee] He is!

[Sam]
He did just cower away, Dre.

And then he asked you
to fight his fight for him.

-What the [bleep] is that?
-Exactly what I'm talk--

-I told him to go talk to you.
-There you go, alright.

-Alright, alright.
-Chill the [bleep] out. Like, damn!

-See, this, this--
-Listen, have a peach.

This is it.
This is... [stammers]

[Sam]
We havin' a conversation right now or not?

[Siadi]
You talk to Andre yet?

Why do you need Andre

-to talk to me first?
-[Siadi] I need him to mediate

-'cause you've been two-faced...
-[Sam] Dude, you degrade everybody.

You talk over everybody.

Ask anybody else
'cause everybody else is cool.

[Sam] This is part of your problem
in the house.

-Nobody is cool with you.
-Bring 'em here. Bring 'em here.

-[Sam] Nobody likes you.
-Bring 'em here.

Hagen just told you,
it's a personality thing.

You have personality flaws

-that you refuse to fix.
-[Siadi] Bro, you ugly, bro.

[Sianna] I can definitely see why
people have doubt about Siadi.

Like, me putting our business on display,

like, that doesn't help him
in any capacity.

-Where are you goin'? Let's, let's talk!
-[Siadi] You ugly, bro.

[Sianna]
Guys, this is not a conversation.

Y'all are yelling at each other.

-I don't know if you...
-This mother[bleep].

Dude, you wanna talk
about bein' a man?

Be a man and own up to the bullshit
that you've been doin' in the house.

[Sianna] But, like, there's
a reason why he's on top

of the comment card every single week.

The guests all love him.
They see the side of him that I see.

Everybody just needs to band together

and we need to really
figure it out for the guests.

[Sam]
All I'm gonna do is sit here.

Don't need to talk.
[sighs] I just wanna sit.

[Tyler] You're fine.

[Siadi] Bro, I ain’t talkin'
to him right now.

[Andre] Relax, relax.
Just go talk to him.

Just don't go that way.
He's right there.

[Sam]
This guy's a [bleep] [bleep], dude.

[Andre] Go talk to him.

Siadi, I'm right here!
What are you doing?

[Siadi] I ain't talkin' right now.
I got nothin' to say to him.

This is some [bleep] coward bullshit.

What are you looking for, Tyler?
Your water bottle?

They're just [bleep]
yelling at each other.

[Lexee] Everybody's yelling
at everybody right now.

I went to go just, like, have my time,
and then there's just...

[Hagen] I'm confused what
the Sam and Siadi beef is.

I don't even know
what's [bleep] happening.

[Hagen] I know Sam doesn't like him,
but I think we all don't like him.

I'm surprised by Sam's
strong reaction to Siadi,

but, honestly, like, I don't blame him.

Siadi's behavior in this castle has been
pissing everyone off this whole summer,

so someone's gotta speak up to him.

Pass me the popcorn
'cause this is about to get good.

[Lexee] I think Sam snapped,
which I already snapped

at Siadi and Sianna in the last 24 hours
for being behind the bar.

Tyler and I are having some issues.

Him being friends with Siadi
[sighs] is starting to really bug me.

I can see right through Siadi's bullshit.

I think he's fake and I don't like him.

I just want Tyler to be a man of his word,

and if you don't like someone,
you don't have to be their fake friend,

so it'd be really nice
if Tyler would distance himself.

I feel like, with that,
he probably just did something like--

it just pisses us off
and then he snapped.

[Siadi] Professionalism.
That's what I can do.

-Be his friend? [bleep] that.
-[Sam laughing]

What-- Wh-What's the problem
with y'all havin' a conversation?

Y'all are right here.

-[Sam] You are a joke and you know it.
-Oh, shut the hell up, man.

Nobody talkin' to you.
Bro, I'm not your friend. I don't care.

-We don't need to be friends.
-[Siadi] Keep bein' ugly, bro.

You wanna be a man
and have a conversation...

-Keep bein' ugly, bro.
-...we can do that.

Is that all you have to say?
Come on, man.

I'm bein' nice to everybody.
Keep bein' ugly.

Everybody's got a problem with you, man.

-You just refuse to see it.
-Get everybody to say that.

[Sam] I think Siadi is extremely
scared to be called out.

I also think that he has this
false narrative in his head

that he thinks that
everybody is behind him.

That is a lack of self-awareness.

I still have a lot more
to say to this guy,

but, clearly, he doesn't
really wanna talk right now,

so we'll table it for a different time.

I really hope Siadi doesn't
bring the vibe down on the lake.

My head's gonna rest easy tonight.

That guy's a [bleep] [bleep].

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-[Siadi] Oh, yeah. Big energy, Dom.

-Let's go.
-[Sam] There we go.

Dom out here walkin'
like he in the city still.

-[laughter]
-[Ashley] Lisa is sending us to the lake.

Thank God. I feel like we've
had a crazy couple of days.

There's always some love triangle
or drama goin' on,

but it's gonna be fun.
At least I know I feel good.

[laughs]

[♪ "Cresce Lentamente" [remix]
by Riovolt playing]

[Sher] We are at the lake
and all the shirtless boys, you know...

♪♪

makin' Italy a little hotter
than what it already is.

[laughs]

Chef Anthony is gonna give me a stroke.

That man is so beautiful.
The accent. A man that can cook.

Honestly, I wish he would
just cook shirtless.

Yeah?

Even though Siadi and I just got into it,
I'm gonna put that off to the side.

I have a lot more to say to this guy,

but I just wanna enjoy
my time at the lake.

-Why is he wearing a suit?
-I don't know.

-It's way too [bleep] hot for that.
-Yeah.

Siadi, how are you
wearing a suit right now?

[Siadi]
Pretty hurts.

Oh, God...

I really can't.

♪♪

-Whose drink is this?
-[laughing]

There's-- That's no one's.
It's a Campari spritz.

-Don't like that. Ugh!
-No, it's disgusting.

I think we have to have, like, a little...

-[groans]
-...a little talk...

of just, like, where we're at, and...

'Cause, like, obviously,
like, I care about you,

and we've, like, had our ups and downs,
and, like, still enjoy being around you,

and I don't wanna make things,
like, so uncomfortable

-to where I can't work and you can't work.
-Yeah.

So, I think... we need
to figure something out.

-We're not good for each other.
-Yeah.

Doesn't mean, obviously,
I don't still care about you.

I know.

-I feel like this is good for us.
-Yeah.

Wait, wait, what? What?

Lexee and I are done.
I mean, and that's okay, you know?

No sleeping in my bed ever again, okay?

-Don't do it, even if I ask you to.
-Yeah.

Tyler and I both take
our jobs very seriously.

We both work hard,

and I think that we will have
no problem getting along,

like as coworkers here.

We both plan to keep it professional.

-Friends? [laughs]
-I [bleep] hate you.

-Friends, yeah, friends.
-[Lexee laughing]

[bleep] weirdo.

-It'll be fine, it'll be fine.
-Yeah.

[Siadi]
There was a bee inside of it.

Positive.

[Gabriella] It's foul.

The main crew is enjoying
themselves out in the lake,

and Siadi and Sianna are
isolating themselves once again.

-You alright?
-[Sianna] Yeah.

[Sam] We have another guest group
coming in tomorrow,

and I don't know how we're all gonna
work together right now.

Cheers to a great day
at the lake, to Sher and TJ,

and cheers to all
the toxic couples in the castle.

Telling my business to everybody
probably wasn't the best way to go.

[laughing]

Once I chose Siadi over,
basically, my friends, I felt isolated.

I know for a fact, like,
my friends back home

would never just be like,
"Okay, I'm leaving you

because of the fact that this happened."

Like, they would give me grace.

We're not really here to be friends,

but it would be nice to be friends
with your coworkers.

[♪ "Villains in the Building"
by Burning Bridges & Mighty playing]

[Hagen]
I cannot stand them.

They sit around and [bleep] each other

-all day on the loveseat.
-[all laughing]

And it-it-it speaks volumes
when we're all out havin' fun

and they are just doin'

-their own [bleep] thing.
-[Hagen] We're playing volleyball, like,

and having the best time.

We're all, like, bonding
and they're over there, like,

-acting like--
-[TJ] Like, [bleep] on the beach.

-[Hagen] Yeah, I'm like...
-But then they'll turn it to be like,

"Those people don't want us there."

[Hagen] No, we [bleep]
don't want you there

'cause we tried
in the beginning to make it civil.

[Beau] This is the things
that we've practiced.

-[Stassi] Yeah.
-It's very simple.

Let's start.
Ciao. Come stai?

Oh, my God.
I just, literally, like, panicked. Like...

-[Stassi speaks Italian]
-Good.

[Stassi and Beau speaking Italian]

-So, let's just start--
-Should I practice, like, rolling my R's

-or something right now?
-[Beau and Stassi rolling their R's]

[Beau]
Here you go.

This whole learning Italian
and not being great at it,

makes me nervous,
and to be quizzed on top of it,

just, ya know?

That's how I feel, right now.

We're goin' out for dinner.

-[Stassi] Okay.
-Okay?

Is it a nice dinner
or is it, like, a casual dinner?

It's a casual dinner,
so don't worry about your outfits.

I'm not gonna ask you
about your outfits.

-Okay.
-Okay.

And you want a table
for three people.

[speaking Italian]

Good. Now you're sitting down
at the dinner table.

-Okay.
-Okay?

-They had one.
-Huh?

-They had a table for three.
-They had a table for three, correct.

Maybe now there's
two more people joined,

so now you have five.

So, maybe say something like,
"I'd like five Aperol spritzes,

um, a bottle of, um, like,
sparkling water, please."

-Okay.
-Is that a lot?

[speaking Italian]

Fantastic.
Brava. Bravissima.

[Stassi] All this does is remind me
how much Beau is my rock.

He's just a fun-loving human being,

and he's the best [bleep]
travel partner ever.

[Beau]
This is fantastic.

-Okay.
-I think you really did a good job.

-For real?
-Yeah.

But I think this is where
we start really makin'

our whole home Italian.

[♪ upbeat string music playing]

So, we're gettin' back to the castle.
Long day at the lake.

Hopefully, we can relax,
kick my feet up,

and, hopefully, the tension with Siadi
and everyone else in the castle is over.

-What are you doin'?
-I'm gonna be you for the rest of the day.

[Sher]
What is this?

Those are my crazy pants
I haven't worn yet.

-Yeah, these are crazy, alright.
-I'm waiting for the right day, so.

This looks like those school notebooks.

-[laughs]
-You makin' fun of my pants?

Yeah, these you can burn.

I'm naturally a flirt.

I know Dom likes me,
but he's such a golden retriever,

I'm just gonna reap the benefits.

You love pink.

[stammers]
We're at the Castello Rosato.

That-- You know what
"Castello Rosato" means, right?

-Y-Yeah, no sh*t, but--
-What's it mean?

You tried to say that--
you tried to say that this

-was your uniform.
-What's Castello Rosato?

-It's the name of the villa.
-[Dominic] No, it means "pink castle."

[Sher]
Okay, whatever.

Sher, she's blunt, she's real.

I really like those qualities.

Love interest? Maybe.

-Let's see how tight your jeans are.
-Well, you got a bigger a*s than me.

She loves, like, trying my clothes on.
I don't know what that means.

[Sher] Oh, whoa.
These are a little tight.

Not that tight.

I kinda like it. It's turnin' me on.
[laughs]

-Do you wanna wear my dress?
-No!

Suffer.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Hagen] Sam appreciates the g*y culture.

[Andre] You don't think
I appreciate the g*y culture?

[Hagen]
No, I've you heard you have.

Wait, so, Sam, your brother,
your twin brother is g*y.

How did having a g*y brother
affect you growing up?

I had to get in a lotta fights,
to protect him.

-[Gabriella] Aww.
-I wouldn't want it any other way.

I've seen my brother's
progression throughout life

and it wasn't until, really,
college where he blossomed

and really came into his own,
and I think that's because

he was by himself for the first time

and watching him blossom every day

and grow into a better human being
day by day has been,

honestly, one of my life's
greatest pleasures.

Having Hagen here, it's almost like a, um,
havin' a piece o-of-of home here

'cause I-- my brother
is exactly like Hagen.

-[Anthony] Really?
-Yeah.

[Sam] I think you guys
would be fantastic friends,

and I also think my mom would love you.

Hagen is amazing and our banter
back and forth is, is awesome.

-Hagen!
-[Hagen] What?

[Sam]
I'm making something for us...

What are you writing?

...to commemorate our friendship.

"Sam loves Hagen."

This is the most romantic thing
anyone has done for me.

I made this for us.

-Cheers, dude.
-Hand hug.

I think Sam is obsessed with me.

-I love you.
-Love you, b*tch.

But, you know what, Sam's a cool guy.

He's fun, he makes me good drinks,
and, yeah, we have a good time together.

That's so nice. You know, I think
my name deserves to be a little bigger,

but I'll take it.

-Next time.
-Cheers, dude.

Cheers.

For the majority of the castle,
we are all team bonding.

We are havin' fun and, Siadi,
he doesn't want to be a part of the group.

We're all just tryin' to figure out
what's this guy's deal?

♪♪

Everything good in me
that I'm proud of, is my mom.

-It's the opposite for me.
-Yeah.

Like, the fire, that's my mom.

[TJ]
I'm 32.

Generally, I w-- I wouldn't date
someone in their younger 20s.

That's kinda my threshold.

If-If women are younger
than my little sister,

I feel a certain way about it
and I don't know why,

but Grace is different.

Grace is a super, super sweet girl
and mature for her age,

which is nice 'cause
you can actually have,

like, a conversation with her.

You're a bit different
than I thought you would be--

-How so?
-I was kind of expecting, like...

-[bleep]boy?
-A bit.

I enjoy hanging out with Grace.

-But, yeah, very pleasantly surprised.
-Well good.

I didn't think I'd be able to have
quality conversation like this.

I definitely am a fixer.

I love to fix people,

but especially after everything
that happened with Dom,

um, I really just feel like I need
kind of, like, a summer fling.

Getting to know TJ is a really
great distraction for me.

He's hot and I'm single,
like, I don't know.

He's fun to flirt with, so that's that.

Sam, stop looking at my a*s.

-[Sher yelps]
-[spanks]

-[playful screaming]
-I'm gonna get bruised!

I'm here to work, obviously,
but I'm also here to make people smile,

and, like, my a*s is just
so juicy and plump.

-[Hagen screaming playfully]
-[spanks]

-[cheering]
-[laughter]

People in this castle needed that.
They needed it. We were falling apart.

Friendships were dying.
My a*s brought people together.

Sam, if it's bruised in the morning,
I'm showing the guests.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Gabriella] It's a whole new day
and there's $30K on the line.

I know Lisa trusts me to do the job.

I need everything to go perfectly.

I need to get Sianna ready to go
'cause there is so much to do today.

I cannot do this all on my own.

-[Lexee] I love spicy, so.
-Yeah.

I love makin' margaritas.

[Lexee] I am really excited
for the drinks.

-I'm, like, actually triggered.
-[Sam] What now?

When I played college soccer
and my teammates acted like--

It's like, "Go to your [bleep] room."
Don't even come train.

Like, get the [bleep] outta here.

We have another
group of guests arriving soon

and Sianna's not doing jackshit.

I don't know if all this sh*t
Siadi's doing to her

is making her sick or whatever,

but he's getting in her head.

Snap out of it, Sianna.
It's time to get it done.

-[Sam] Hey.
-[Gabriella] Hello.

Okay, yeah.
I'll let you know.

-Yeah.
-I'll let you know.

-Thank you.
-Of course.

The pool floaties
will be the easiest ones,

just, like, blow up with the pump.

-[Sam] Yep.
-What? Oh.

[♪ suspicious music playing]

I feel like I can't continue
to work alongside someone

that's not pulling their weight.

Now that Lisa's, like, relying on me,

I just don't feel like I should
allow someone to be sh*t.

She, like, acts like
she's the hardest worker here

-and doing all this stuff and it's like...
-[Grace] Always huffing and puffing.

...the only thing she does is, like,
make out with Siadi all day.

[Gabriella]
If she continues to be mediocre,

I'm going to Lisa about it.

-I'm not here to babysit.
-[Hagen] Yeah.

It needs to be said, ya know,
Sianna sits around all day

and doesn't do anything.

[♪ opera music playing]

I mean, if I didn't wanna work,
I'd be doing the same thing Sianna does.

She just lingers.

She just walks around,
like, it's kind of inspiring.

I feel like she always acts
like a lost puppy.

Embarrassing.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Lexee] Morning!

♪♪

-Well, hello, my lovelies.
-[staff greeting Lisa]

The next group of guests
are arriving this morning

and after giving the entire staff
and our new servers the night off,

I hope that everyone got
whatever it is out of their system

because I really do not
want to lose anyone else

in the short time that
we have left in Italy.

I have hope that we can move forward.

[Hagen]
Bright-eyed. [clapping]

[all]
Bushy-tailed. Hoo-ah.

-Okay, good.
-[all laughing]

Alright, playtime's over.

Our next guest of honor was enchanted

by the club scene from a young age,

leading to a stunning career
in the EDM scene.

-[Ashley] Mm.
-[Alyssa] Ooh, that's fun.

[Lisa] GG Magree has headlined
every major festival across the globe.

After months on tour,
GG wants to show her appreciation

for her loyal entourage.

This evening, we'll host
an elegant welcome dinner.

Afterwards, we'll invite
the guests to the Rosato pool

for a vibrant nightcap.

Now, with this group's
boundless creativity,

tomorrow's activity will be
a colorful artistic experience.

For their marquee event,

they will be whisked away
for a masquerade night,

and for their nightcap,
GG's fascination with the supernatural

sets the stage for a thrilling hunt
for hidden spirits around the castle.

-Ooh!
-[Siadi] Fun, fun.

[Hagen]
Ghost stuff is, like, scary.

I don't know. I've always
wanted to have an exorcism,

but, like, I feel like the castle's
not the place for that.

[Lisa] I think this group
are gonna be really high energy.

It's all about bringing
the feel-good factor, okay?

Because we're getting towards
the end of the summer season,

so don't forget that $30,000 bonus.

I'm still watching for all of you
to give me your very best.

Okay, any questions?
Everybody positive?

-[all] Yes.
-Perfect. Off you go.

-[all laughing]
-[Andre] Let's go.

Yeah.

[Gabriella] We have two new servers
that are still learning the ropes,

and Lisa asked me to be a leader,

so I need to check on Sianna and make sure

she can pull her weight today
for this next guest group.

I'm really tired pulling off
all these events on my own,

and making sure they all go smoothly.

-Sianna?
-[Sianna] Yeah?

[Gabriella]
Can I speak to you really quick?

-[Sianna] Yeah.
-I don't know what's going on.

I feel like every time
we have to put in the work,

you're not there.

-I'm not alone in this, like...
-You said 1:30.

I'm gonna get up, my shift's at 2:00.

It's not that, it's in general,

and I was gonna have
this conversation anyways.

It's not, like, just now.

If you can't handle it,
then, like, this is not the space for you.

You're basically blaming me
for not doing sh*t.

-Exactly, because this is, this is you.
-Okay, cool. Great. I'm happy that

-you feel that way.
-Like, I'm-- Listen--

No one's told me my work ethic
is not there except you right now.

-Well, talk to everyone.
-And you're not my boss.

[Gabriella]
I'm not the only one that feels this way,

so I needed to address it with you

because I genuinely believe

if you were to work as hard as you do
on your relationship with Siadi here,

then you would probably
win the $30K, babe, like.

I really don't wanna talk
about this right now.

My work ethic is, is not subpar.
I do not agree.

Gabriella has some nerve coming at me,

and, honestly, I just feel like
she might just be jealous

of the fact that Siadi and I
are trying to figure it out

versus like what's going on
with her and Andre.

I don't know what's going on there,

but, honestly, you can take all that
animosity and shove it up your a*s.

I will make sure
I push through today so that way

you guys and everybody can see
that everybody's fine.

-Good.
-That's fine.

-I'm literally trying to rest right now.
-Okay. No, that's fine.

I'm just letting you know,
like, you need to show up.

-I will make sure I show up.
-Okay. Alright, sounds good.

[♪ intense music playing]

[♪ upbeat string music playing]

For the pastries.

GG's guests arrive in 30 minutes.

It's TJ and Sher's first event,

and I just wanna make sure
things go smoothly.

We're all busy prepping,

and there's Sianna just sulking,
not really doing her job.

Like, I get you might be
feelin' some type of way,

but, girl, can you please
just pull it together?

This is not the time.

Uh, do you know where, um,
the pool floaties and stuff are?

Apparently, I have no work ethic.

-[Siadi] What?
-Apparently, I have no work ethic

and Gabriella came up to yell at me.

-Wait, I didn't hear you, what?
-Gabriella came up to yell at me...

and said I don't work hard enough.

-Hold on, hold on.
-[Sianna] [crying] No, it's fine. I can--

I got this, I can do this.

I've been through worse.
I can do it.

I just wanna blow up some floaties first

and then make sure that the pool's done.

She's a [bleep] b*tch.

I don't do anything?
What else have I not done?

I just wanna be comforted right now,
and he's not doing that.

Siadi has barely spoken to me
since we got back from the lake,

and I'm just trying to come
to him to console me a little bit.

Like, what the hell, man?
Obviously, I'm stressed,

I'm overwhelmed, and now GG
and her guests are arriving

and I'm supposed to be
really happy and flamboyant

and I'm sad and I'm upset.

-[Andre] Show time, ladies, let's go!
-[Sam] They're early.

-[TJ] We gotta go?
-[Siadi] You ready for this?

[TJ] Yeah.

-Do I have to do anything?
-Nope.

-You just stand there and look pretty.
-Let me look at you.

[Ashley]
Y'all better tighten up.

We good?
TJ, Sher, do you know the, the drill?

[Sher] Yes.

So, now, I have two extra servers
that have come in,

I can get Gabriella back to events.

I just hope that TJ
and Sheribel can keep up.

Hands in front.

I have meticulously nitpicked every event,

and I need my staff to execute it
and deliver it without incident

because I want
nothing short of perfection.

Okay, smile.
We're welcoming, we're greeting them.

-[♪ electronic music playing]
-♪ Welcome to your last nightmare ♪

-Oh, my gosh.
-[laughing] Hi!

Hello!
Welcome to Castello Rosato.

♪♪

[GG Magree] Hi! I'm GG Magree.
I'm a musician. I'm a DJ.

I have been on the road
for the past five months,

so I am just stoked to be here
and to be able to actually drink.

These are my friends
that helped me out on tour,

so I'm just hoping that they relax
and get waited on in a beautiful castle.

-[Lisa] How was your trip?
-[GG] We're all well-rested.

If you'd like to come with us
and then check in at reception.

The castle is crazy. I feel like
there's definitely some type of

witchy, supernatural thing goin' on,
and I'm excited to explore that.

-[door creaks]
-What just happ--

I'm sorry. And it-- laughs]

I see Sianna as a very different person
to the young woman that I interviewed.

She was bright
and effervescent and energetic,

and now she seems to be,
like, retreating into her shell

and she definitely has lost the charm
that was so important to this equation.

If Sianna decides that she wants
to be with Siadi, that's fine,

but if I see her retreating, shaking,
that's a different matter.

I think she needs
to pull herself together, breathe,

and realize she does have
the strength to deal with this.

I gotta stir. I gotta stir.

-How was your trip?
-It was good. It was chill.

I wanted to tell you a little bit about
what we have planned for you today.

-Is that okay?
-Okay, yeah. Tell me.

-Alright, so we'll start with--
-I was gonna say, "Do me." Tell me!

-[Siadi] Steady.
-[both laughing]

Everything for, like, where to be
and how to be there and stuff like that,

I'm gonna just be your liaison for that,

and everyone else is gonna make sure
that we curate a great experience

-for you and your friends.
-Love it. Thank you!

I think I'm here doing
the job that Lisa wants.

I think everybody actually is upset

that I also can do that
and be a team player.

-Morgan?
-[Morgan] Morgan.

Great, great, great.
And you are Kyler.

I don't think anybody has
a problem with my work ethic.

I think they just don't
like me for whatever reason,

and I'm gonna continue to do
what I need to do.

[guests] Ciao!

-[cheering]
-[indistinct chatter]

Siadi is actually impressing me.
The guests seem to favor him.

At the moment,
he's at the top of the list for the bonus.

Well done, Siadi.

[Siadi]
I'll give you a mini tour, yeah?

[Ashley]
Chef, do these look alright?

Keep that in the fridge, guy.

[Lexee]
Are we smiling or no?

-[indistinct chatter]
-[Lexee laughing]

[Kyler]
Oh, my God, we love it.

-[Anthony] Fry the croquette.
-[Dominic] For, like, 15, 20 seconds.

[Anthony] Okay, guys.
Less than 10 minutes.

-These are good, right?
-Yeah.

[Siadi]
Welcome to your gratitude dinner.

[greeting everyone]

-[Alyssa] GG, we have you over here.
-[GG] Okay, wow.

[Vince]
Wow, this is so pretty.

For GG's Grazie Affair,

first up we have
the Garden of Gratitude dinner.

The table is decorated
with regal greens and gold accents,

where GG will honor
her entourage for their friendship.

GG, we are so happy to have you
and all of your closest friends here.

Again, my name is Alyssa, this is TJ.
We'll be taking care of you tonight.

[guests laughing]

This is my first group
of guests at the castle,

and I wanna make sure
everything goes perfect.

Anything less is just
not an option with Lisa.

Plus, I got here late
and I don't have as much time

as everybody else
to prove what I'm capable of.

[GG] I haven't met you.

-TJ, yes. Hi, nice to meet you.
-[GG] Yeah, hi. Hi, GG.

[TJ] [laughs]
Once upon a time.

-No, I just, I just get that.
-[all laughing]

-Hey, Lisa!
-[Lisa] Hello!

You are having a good time.

I want to raise a glass to you.
Happy, happy night.

-[Tevyn] Thank you, darling.
-Have a wonderful time.

To Lisa!

[guests] To Lisa!

-[Sam] Party Palomas.
-[Lexee] Party Palomas!

[Sam]
This is such a fun group,

and we're all just ready to have some fun
at the After Dark Nightcap.

-Who needs a drink?
-[GG] Everybody.

Now this is what I'm talkin' about.
This is vodka?

[Lexee] They said to get you drunk,
you complaining?

-[Sam] There we go.
-[Dominic] Music starts now!

-[♪ upbeat party music playing]
-♪ It's about to go down ♪

♪ Are you ready for it,
are you ready for it? ♪

♪ 'Bout to get wild, 'bout to get wild ♪

Yeah, my friends are party people,
for sure.

♪ 'Bout to get wild, 'bout to get wild ♪

♪ 'Bout to get wild, 'bout to get wild ♪

Oh, they have lights.

There's a new guest group here.
These people are wild.

Like, they remind me so much
of myself in my younger years.

♪ Are you ready for it,
are you ready for it? ♪

♪ 'Bout to get wild, 'bout to get wild ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

I don't know if I should tell Lisa
about all this stuff.

[all cheering]

[♪ electronic music playing]

[laughter]

♪♪

Siadi is playing a game,
and he's playing a good game.

You know, he's getting
all the praise from Lisa.

The way he acts with the guests,
he puts on a performance,

he puts on a smile,
he's an actor.

Ya know, we should give him an Oscar
for his performance in this castle.

[French accent] We are gathered here today
to join my best friend, Morgan.

[French accent] We are gathered here today
to join my best friend, Andre.

But then, behind the house, he's,
literally, like, not talking to anyone.

-[Cami] I object.
-[all cheering]

We can see right through him.

[cheering]

♪♪

[Dominic]
Hey, Lexee, it's been five minutes.

[Lexee]
Sorry, Dom, no more for you.

She said no more for me.
She pours hard drinks.

If Dom does not stop drinking like this,

he is gonna do something that he regrets.

Don't make eye contact with my wife
while you're doing that.

I'm just trying to help him out.

[Dominic]
I should just see my way out.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Lisa] GG Magree, she's known
for her free-spirited style.

So, we're gonna have a fun-filled
group painting session.

[Kyler] We're here.

[Lisa] I've arranged for the canvases
to be on a grand scale and transparent,

so they can create their art
on either side and in any direction

with whatever they choose.

Thinking, like, outside of the box

for some guests that definitely
do not color within the lines.

You could use your hands,
your feet, your other body parts.

[Kyler]
We can really get experimental.

I'm just gonna do, like,
a little rough draft of my vision.

[GG Do, do your vision there,
me and Mo are gonna do our vision there.

You're the best drawer out of all of us.

[Kyler]
I'm getting right into it, babes.

[Gabriella]
Oh, my God, pop off.

Wait, why are you good at this?

[Kyler]
Right? I'm kind of an artist, no?

Could someone have Sam start cookin' up
another of these little piñas?

-[Sianna] Does everybody want one?
-[Kyler] I feel like the group wants one.

-[Sianna] Okay.
-[GG] Okay, so we have our "Ciao."

-How do you guys like that?
-Well, it's spelled wrong.

It's C-I-A-O.

-[Kyler] Uh... "Caio"?
-[guests laughing]

Wait, I'm dead.

-[Sianna] Sam?
-[Sam] Yeah.

They would love for you
to, in their words,

start "cooking up" some more
of those piña coladas.

-You got it.
-[Alyssa] How are they doing out there?

[Sianna] Oh, they're doing good.
It's goin' well, yeah.

♪♪

Siadi?

[Siadi]
Dishes, dishes, dishes.

[Sianna]
This is why I never date coworkers.

I can't really focus on what
I'm supposed to be doing,

and I can't shine.

I need to pull it together,
otherwise Lisa's gonna be upset,

and I can't let her down.

This opportunity just means
so much for my family and I,

and I wanna put my best foot forward,

and I'm trying to do
everything that I can.

♪♪

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Lisa] This evening,
for their marquee event,

we will whisk GG
and her guests to the rose parlor

for a masquerade night
of mystery and glamour.

Staff are in dark colors,
twinkling candles, low lighting.

I love it when you pick a theme.

[Anthony] Okay, guys.
Three minutes, three minutes.

[Cami]
Why am I running? Why am I running?

-[greeting each other]
-Oh, my God.

[♪ light string music playing]

Gorgeous!

[Lisa]
We are nearing the end of the summer,

and it's been a whirlwind
of highs and lows.

And there may be some
standouts on the staff,

but let's be clear, that $30,000 bonus
is still very much up for grabs.

And, believe me, there's still
plenty of time to screw up.

♪♪

-Your evening awaits.
-[guests screaming excitedly]

Welcome to the gothic
dinner of our dreams.

We have some amazing food
in store for you.

Chef Anthony will give
a little explanation.

So, tonight's amuse-bouche,
we'll have tuna tartare

with a herbed rice crispy chips.

After that, we have
a citrus and avocado beets.

We have grilled cod with sweet corn puree
and Romanesco sauce,

and the dessert will be
a surprise tonight.

To friends forever.

To life being beautiful.

And to memories.

[Vince] Oh, my God, look it.
This is so nice.

[Tevyn]
Wow! Oh, my gosh!

[Vince]
Castello Rosato!

[Alyssa] For our appetizer,
avocado red citrus salad.

-[Tevyn] Wow.
-[Vince] It's b*mb as hell.

I'm never gonna get over the presentation.
That's actually a core memory for me.

Wow.

[Tevyn]
Ooh, what is this?

[Alyssa] For our main course,
we have a grilled cod.

[Kyler]
This is so Michelin.

[Vince]
This looks so unreal.

[Anthony]
Candy apple, guys.

-Are you gonna feed it to me?
-[all laughing]

[Gabriella] Tonight, we are so excited
for the Hunt for Spirits Nightcap.

We set up this really spooky vibe

with a lot of candles, gothic flowers,
and even some fog.

I know GG and her group
are gonna absolutely love it.

-[♪ "Deja Reve" by GG Magree playing]
-♪ I see you ♪

-[Vince] [gasps] There's fog.
-[Cami] This is crazy.

[playful screaming]

♪♪

This is crazy!

It's a human sacrifice.

Tell me that doesn't look
like a human sacrifice.

What if you found out
you were the human sacrifice?

This is the perfect night for me.

To go ghost hunting in an Italian castle

with really cool, fun people
who take it seriously also.

-[Gabriella] Hey, guys.
-[Beau] Hello.

You know where, uh, fancy ghosts shop at?

-Oh, yeah. We are, like--
-The boo-tique.

Got some spooky sh*t over here.

-Oh, sorry there-- Sorry, Beau.
-Oh, no, it's fine.

Honestly, I feel like Siadi has just been
draining the entire life out of me.

All the energy that I have is just gone,

and I've been trying to do my best
and trying to keep up.

I'm not really feeling the greatest,
so I'm just gonna dip out now.

-[Andre] You like spooky?
-I am spooky.

-Yeah.
-No, I'm spooky as [bleep].

I am just so disappointed
that I didn't have a ghost-hunting outfit.

I would've really liked to have on

some sort of, like, black lace,
over-the-top dress.

I'd like to feel a little bit like,
you know, maybe Victorian vibes.

The Victorians were spooky.

[GG] Okay, guys, I have some toys,
and they're not [bleep].

-[Vince] Wait, really?
-[Gabriella] What?

[GG]
These are EMF readers.

-[Stassi] Did you bring these from home?
-[GG] I carry these everywhere I go.

Multiple?
You carry multiple wherever you go?

You just never know how many
people are gonna be around.

-[Stassi] I love you.
-Thank you.

[laughter]

Okay, so, when you get near a spirit,

the closer you get, it will hit every

-single frequency.
-[Vince] So, it's like hot and cold?

Does it vibrate?
Just curious.

No! I do not believe in spirits
or ghosts or anything like that.

I don't even believe in aliens.

I love the realm of supernatural.

No.

There's ghosts in here for real.

[GG]
Come on, Beau.

If anyone can protect you, it's her, okay?

So, just-- Like, she knows
what she's doing.

Also, I-I think before we do this,
we should all get together.

-Say a prayer?
-[group] Yeah.

[GG]
We are here. We are connected.

We are protected and nothing
that is evil will touch us

because we are powerful, we are in charge,
and we are the leaders.

Whatever comes to us will be beautiful.

It will be light
and it will be as it shall be.

-So mote it be.
-[group] So mote it be.

[Stassi]
What does that mean?

-"So mote it be" just means, like, um--
-[Morgan] "Amen."

-Yeah, let's [bleep] go, b*tch.
-[group] Let's go!

[GG]
I low-key wanna go into my bedroom.

-[Vince] Let's go to the yard.
-[Cami] Okay, let's go.

-Behind here is--
-Well, that's a church.

[Kyler]
I was gonna say the church, for sure.

[GG]
Stick it near the keyhole.

I grew up in a very religious background.
My dad's a pastor.

I don't necessarily, like,
believe in ghosts per se,

but I do believe that, like,
demons and angels are real.

And so, like, I'm not opening up
nothing to nobody or noth-- No, I'm good.

-There are no spirits in the church.
-[GG] Not in God's home.

Jesus [bleep] Christ.
Are you kidding me?

I mean, I don't know if I'm allowed to say
"Jesus [bleep] Christ" in this place.

What if mine's faulty, though?

[Cami] I feel, like, more drawn this way.
I think we should go this way.

-[Andre] This way?
-[Cami] Yeah, I'm drawn to this way.

[Vince]
We're coming closer, I'm telling you.

-It's Alyssa.
-[laughter]

[Andre]
Wait, what is goin' on?

Are you guys ready for the plot twist?

I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna own up to it.

I'm a ghost, you got me.

-Alyssa?
-[GG] Look at her. They're all the same.

[laughing]

Well, it's true.

[GG] I haven't felt anything out here.
Like, where have you guys felt anything?

I don't feel anything.

I never feel anything scary anywhere.

[GG] Wait, do you wanna
feel something scary?

[Stassi]
Yes, I love this sh*t.

[Ashley] Even if we not
in the room, right...

and they callin' these people,

do you think they can start
walk and roam around?

-[Beau] Oh, man.
-[GG] You're very safe with me, trust me.

It actually attaches to the person
with the most negative energy.

That's where Siadi is.

[♪ ominous music playing]

[Dominic] Has anybody else had
a creepy experience here?

-No, no, not here.
-[Gabriella] I-- Oh, not here.

[all laughing]

I heard my name, Dominic,
and then, some weird song,

like, about daisies and roses.

I do believe in ghosts, and, uh,

I just don't like
messin' with that [bleep].

Let me have my good energy.

Uh, I don't want any, any spirits
comin' into me, ya know? [laughs]

"Comin' into me."
You know what a incubus is?

An incubus is actually a ghost
that has sex with you until you die.

I don't want anything to do with that.
[chuckles]

[GG]
Close your eyes.

Spirit, if you are here,
please connect with us.

We are here to ask
if there's anyone in this room.

Can you please show me yes?

-[Beau] Um, it's moving.
-[Stassi] Like, it's moving.

[GG]
Okay, so this is yes.

No [bleep] way.

-So, what they doin'?
-[Hagen] I think circle [bleep].

[GG] Spirit, is there someone
in this room with us that wants to talk?

[electronic scratch]

-Of the relationship or the room?
-No, I'm just outta this room.

You wanna, you wanna do that,
I'm out. Straight up.

[Stassi]
I love you too.

-[Beau] Good luck!
-Okay.

I still-- Listen, I just want everybody
to stay where they supposed to be.

-[Tyler] That's how I feel about it.
-I want the humans to rock with the humans

and I want the spirits
to rock with the spirits.

-[Lexee] Need a drink, Beau?
-[Beau] Yes, please.

Oh, my God.
That's how horror movies start, guys.

Y'all know who go first
in the scary movie.

[laughs]

[GG] Spirit, is there anyone here
in this room that you wanna talk to?

Can you please spell
our names out?

-[Andre] No way.
-I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

[guest]
Oh, God.

[gasps] Oh, my God,
I have goosebumps everywhere.

-[lights flickering]
-[Ashley] Did it just get darker in here?

[Sam]
What the [bleep]?

[Ashley] I don't--
Let me tell y'all somethin',

I don't got time for none
of this sh*t right now.

[Hagen] I think Lisa just
forgot to pay the power bill.

[Beau laughing]

[GG] Spirit, Stassi is listening
and she is present.

And she would love
to communicate with you.

-Communicate with her, please.
-For sure.

Do you think I'm hot?

[all laughing]

This ghost is making me feel
so good about myself.

Like, Mama's still got it.

Out of all of the hot, amazing women who
are, like, 10 years younger than me here,

the ghost chose me.

[GG]
Spirit, are you watching Stassi sleep?

Spirit, we're gonna bid you farewell.
Thank you so much for talking with us.

-[Vince] Going to bed?
-[Kyler] Yeah, we're tired.

[Vince]
Good night.

[all cheering]

[Grace]
I would love to have my toes cracked.

[TJ]
Say less.

I get some weird,
sick enjoyment out of it,

so you're talkin' to the right guy.

Grace is blossoming.

She's like a flower that is blooming

and all she needed
to do was get fertilized

and that fertilizer was TJ.

[Grace]
You have a foot fetish.

[TJ]
I don't find them sexually attractive,

but I do like, like, touching feet.

[all laughing]

[Sam] TJ and Grace,
that came out of the blue.

You know what?
Grace saw something she liked

and she pounced, and I respect it.
[laughs]

Go to bed.

-What are you doin'?
-[Alyssa] Why?

[Sam] I just made food.
This is not gonna last long.

[Alyssa]
I feel like, like, tonight went great,

but when people ask me,
like, "Are you stressed?"

I don't get anxious,

but I've had a couple moments
where I'm like, "Ugh, [bleep]."

-Really?
-Mm-hm.

Since, uh, honestly, I can remember,

I've always dealt with
some form of anxiety.

As I grow older, I understand now
it's not really trying to fix it

and more just tryin' to live with it.

I think the anxiety stems from
making sure that everybody else is okay,

and sometimes it's hard for me
to take a step back and remember

I gotta put myself first

'cause nobody else is
gonna do that more than me.

[Alyssa snorts]

You did?
Dude, the way that he speaks?

-Stop interrupting people.
-Mm-hm.

The guy has no [bleep] idea
what it takes to do his job correctly.

Siadi, he just talks over everybody.

In my eyes, he's probably afraid
of what someone else has to say

because, in the back of his mind,
he probably knows he's in the wrong.

With Sam and Siadi,
there's a lot of tension there,

and I don't think he's worth having
a conversation with at this point

because he's not going
to own up to his sh*t.

[♪ tense music playing]

-[♪ piano music playing]
-[Vince] Do you guys know

-what time breakfast is?
-[Andre] 9:30.

It's the last day for the guests,
and it's been fun.

Catwalk! Let's get it in
for your final breakfast.

[GG] Okay, strut.

-[guests laughing]
-[Siadi] Awesome, awesome.

I'm really hoping to get
on the comment card

because these guests saw me shine.

I was doing things on a timely schedule

to make sure that they had
what they needed,

so, hopefully, it was, like, all great.

Hey, hey, hey. So sorry.

We do have a comment card that,
uh, we wanted to give you all.

-Feel free to collaborate on this.
-[GG] Love that.

Alright, let's have a go at it.

Okay, "Which team member rose above?"
Siadi.

-[guests agreeing]
-[GG] Without a doubt.

-"Who needs a little more polish?"
-[Vince] Oh.

-Ooh.
-Oh, God.

-I already know my answer.
-[Kyler] Who's yours?

-What's your answer?
-Sianna.

-[Vince] Okay.
-[GG] I just didn't talk to her.

[Vince]
Oh, my gosh, hi.

-Hello, how are you?
-What a treat!

-How was it?
-[GG] It was amazing.

[Kyler] We really had the best time.
Everyone is amazing.

-Everyone was good?
-Yeah.

And was there anybody that was, like,
a little off-kilter or off their game?

[nervously] Um, uh...

-[Morgan] GG...
-[Vince] GG had a...

-What?
-I-- My only one was S-Sianna.

I just didn't get anything.

So, she didn't engage with you?

-No... very rarely.
-[Lisa] Mm.

Well, I'm sorry about that.
Well, hopefully, the others

-more than made up for it.
-[Kyler] They made up for it.

-[Vince] They really did.
-Alright, I'll see you in a minute.

-[Vince] See you in a bit.
-[Lisa] Alright, darling.

-[excited screaming]
-I don't want you to leave.

[all saying goodbye]

Thank you, guys.
Y'all were the best.

-Arrivederci.
-[GG] Ti amo!

Aw.

Oh, my God, it was everything
I'd hoped it would be and more.

The staff is incredible.
The castle is just, like--

I think I'm destined to live
in something like this.

-[Vince] We love you guys.
-[cheering]

I don't know how I'm going
to go back to reality.

Okay, thank you.
They had an absolutely amazing time.

Now, they did call out a few people.

Siadi, they said you
made them feel so welcome.

-They had a lot of fun with you.
-[Siadi] Thank you.

[exhales]

[♪ tense music playing]

[Lisa] Alright. I'm going
to my office, so 'scuse me.

-Sianna, can you come with me, darling?
-Yeah, of course.

I noticed a while ago,
and I brought Sianna into my office,

how she was retreating
because of her relationship with Siadi.

This is now becoming a pattern, I fear.
The staff have noticed it.

Sianna told the guests
that Chef was pissed.

[Lisa]
And it's now affecting the guests.

So, I think I need to have
another word with her.

Okay, so, you're back in my office.

♪♪

[Andre clapping]

I'm likin' what I'm seein'
and I'm seein' what I'm likin'.

-[Ashley] What?
-[Andre] You got that gluten-free option?

Good, good, good.

-There's no gluten-free option.
-[Ashley] What's wrong with him?

-[Dominic] Are you serving?
-[Andre] Delegating.

What the [bleep]?
Get the [bleep] outta here then.

-He's just delegating.
-I'm serving.

[Dominic]
You're servin'?

Who knows?
I guess you gotta wait and find out.

[Dominic]
You ain't servin' looks.

Wow. You should be the last one
talkin' 'bout servin' looks, Dom.

[Sam]
You look like a chinchilla.

-What the [bleep]?
-[Sam] You look like a garden gnome.

-A garden gnome?
-[Sam] You look like a fern.

Okay, get--
You [bleep] get outta here too.

[Sam laughs]

♪♪

[♪ music fades out]