01x04 - The Akuma Chojin's Raid!

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W-Who are you?

What's this?!

Five mysterious figures

dressed in black have suddenly appeared!

And they've entered the Duel Pits

created by the Perfect Large Numbers!

W-What in the

So you've come, Warsman!

Wait, you're Stecasse-King!

You ready to hear some great music?

Devil's Symphony!

I, Stecasse-King,

am going to scramble your brain

with Tchaikovsky's beautiful,

yet sad Swan Lake!

What's with that outfit, Ramenman?

What?

Akuma Chojin, Black Hole?

Couldn't you hear?

The sound of a demon horde

sneaking towards you?

Akuma Chojin, Mr. Khamen!

I'm honored you know me.

Pharaoh Curse Head!

Seems like your carotid artery

wasn't made of steel!

Come on out, Robin Mask!

I'll pierce your heart

with my marlin spear!

Where are you looking?

I'm over here!

What?!

You're Atlantis!

Sorry I'm a rotten demon

instead of the Masked Noble!

Water Magnum!

W-What in the world's happening?

What happened to the Idol Chojin?

-Knock!

-Yes, sir!

It seems the Idol Chojin's medical

suspension is taking longer than expected.

Except for one.

Who?

Sorry to keep you waiting!

Ladies and gentlemen!

Grannies, geezers, and kids!

I'm the famed superhero, Kinnikuman!

Part of me hoped

this day would never come,

but I'm happy I can be the Prince's,

no, the Great King Suguru's second again!

Meat!

Stop it with the "Great King Suguru."

"Prince" sounds better.

Yes, Prince!

Now, my opponent Peek a Boo

Why are you crying so hard?

How's a Perfect Chojin such a crybaby?

Guess I'll have to

Peek a boo!

CONGRATULATIONS

Was that funny?

Look at me this time.

Huh?

Peek a

boo!

I'm going back to Planet Kinniku!

No!

You left behind your royal duties as

Planet Kinniku's Great King

to come back to Earth

and defeat the Perfect Large Numbers!

This guy's scary!

Let's not do this.

Terryman is in Tokyo.

Which is why I imagine you're here.

The Mountain!

I expect nothing less from

the Perfect Chojin, Strong the Budo.

But I bet you can't imagine

the destructive force

of my Mountain Drop!

What's happening?!

Seems like you guys were having fun

while I was asleep!

This voice!

I-I knew it!

My goodness! The Idol Chojin Buffaloman

has appeared on the grounds of Tokyo Dome!

It's Buffaloman!

It's Buffaloman, the Wild Bull!

So the Chojin that came off

medical suspension after me

was Buffaloman!

Buffaloman!

Now I understand everything.

Buffaloman saw that

the other Idol Chojin would need more time

for their medical suspensions,

so he went to his old pals,

the Akuma Chojin, for help!

I see!

The Perfect Chojin

broke our three-way treaty,

but the Seigi and Akuma Chojin

are still allied together!

Buffaloman, quick-witted as always!

Thank you!

Buffaloman?

Sorry.

Us Akuma Chojin

don't have that kind of compassion.

A-Akuma Chojin?

Is that what you just called yourself?

My goodness, following Buffaloman,

the Akuma Chojin Springman

has entered the arena!

Springman!

Devil Slinky!

Spring Bazooka!

There's nothing you can say to Buffaloman.

The man's heart has been

taken over by the devil.

A-Are you serious, Buffaloman?!

Don't tell me you Akuma Chojin

are gonna take advantage

of this all-out battle

between the Seigi Chojin

and Perfect Large Numbers

to take control of the Chojin World?!

Kimiko!

Kazuo!

Sorry.

The reason my Akuma Chojin comrades

entered the Perfect Chojin's Duel Rings

isn't to help the Seigi Chojin.

What?

But it isn't to break

our three-way treaty either.

We are simply following our leader's will.

Yes, as that great man wishes.

Who?

Buffaloman betrayed us!

Don't hold it against me, Kinnikuman.

The Idol Chojin are too damn nice.

You can't fight a real w*r

without a better strategy.

What?!

In that respect, the Large Numbers

live up to their "Perfect" name

with a strategy superior than yours.

It seems they were already aware

that I had rejoined the Akuma Chojin.

You're right!

There are rings at each

Idol Chojin's hometowns,

except for Buffaloman's!

The Mountain

Strong the Budo has been flattened by

the Mountain's devastating Mountain Drop!

Buffaloman and Springman

At the Red Square,

the palace walls are coming down,

and the cathedral's spire is trembling!

This is all due to the Akuma Chojin,

Stecasse-King's Devil Symphony!

Stecasse-King.

Don't be fooled by his comical appearance!

His deadly headphone legs

will blast you with a sound so loud

it will make your head explode!

He carries on his back a Miracle Backpack!

With a stockpile of cassette tapes,

he can transform into various Chojin!

His expl*sive sound and transformations

are a threat to any Chojin!

Stecasse-King, the Machine Chojin!

STECASSE-KING

Is your brain about to pop?

Don't underestimate me.

The Akuma Chojin are nothing

but a group of inferior Chojin to us.

S-So strong!

Turbomen carries Stecasse

on his shoulders and jumps!

Into a Power b*mb!

Is everybody ready?

It's time for my Miracle Backpack!

New Chojin Encyclopedia Volume II!

Play!

I know about the Miracle Backpack.

The cassette tapes loaded inside

contain the data of various Chojin,

and setting it in your body's tape deck

allows you to transform and adopt

the abilities of the recorded Chojin.

But despite having such

an amazing ability,

you made the mistake of loading up

a tape of a weak Kinnikuman

and suffered a loss

to the very one you copied.

Don't celebrate too early.

I'm able to perform

a Chojin Transformation!

How is this so weak?

Which tape did I load up?

KINNIKUMAN THREE YEARS AGO

It's a tape of Kinnikuman

from three years ago.

And I see the tape you put in

is of Kinnikuman!

History will always repeat itself!

You've made the same mistake,

inferior Chojin!

Yes, the tape I put in is Kinnikuman!

Stecasse-King's body becomes

covered in stripes!

But it's not the weak Kinnikuman!

It's Kinnikuman Zebra!

Muscle Inferno!

HEIGHT: 214 CM / WEIGHT: 700 KG /

2,500,000 POWER

DEVIL'S SYMPHONY

STECASSE-KING'S HEADPHONES WILL END YOU!

You think I carry around tapes

with old data?

This is a new compendium of Chojin stars

that I created after that battle

with Kinnikuman,

the New Chojin Encyclopedia!

T-The Akuma Chojin have clearly evolved!

Yeah.

Nice one, Stecasse-King!

Take down the Perfect Large Numbers!

Stop!

The Akuma Chojin didn't come here

to help us Seigi Chojin!

They're fighting for some ulterior motive!

That may be the case,

but for now we trust the Akuma Chojin!

Go, Stecasse!

They might be right.

Senpai!

We just have to see how they play this.

To think the Akuma Chojin

are getting cheered on by humans

It feels pretty nice.

Now, ring the bell already!

Oh, right!

There's the starting bell

of the three-way battle

between Akuma, Seigi,

and the Perfect Large Numbers!

That's more like it.

This is my new compendium

of Chojin superstars.

The fun is just beginning!

New Chojin Encyclopedia Volume V!

I'll turn you into scrap,

you home appliance Chojin antique!

Play!

T-This feeling is

Stecasse transforms

into another Chojin star!

Transform!

Neptuneman!

I bet you never in your wildest dreams

imagined I would transform

into one of you!

Double Leg Suplex!

He threw Turbomen

with Neptuneman's favorite move!

Is that all you got?

T-This is nothing.

Come at me all you want.

My Chojin abilities are infinite!

Quarrel b*mber!

Stecasse throws another

Neptuneman favorite!

Nice one, Stecasse!

Don't let up!

This is what happens

when you underestimate him

calling him an old antique.

People think Akuma Chojin

are a cruel and inhumane bunch,

but we work hard every day

pouring blood and sweat

to reach the point where our demonically

great power is undeniable!

Okay, time to show you

my next transformation.

Now, pla

I'll take you out

before you can transform!

Wait, hold on!

Play!

Transform!

Mammothman!

Your alias of Perfect Finish

suggests you completely crush

your opponent in the end,

but you're failing to live up

to your name!

Stecasse-King uses his powerful trunk

to slap Turbomen around!

I-It seems to me that Turbomen

is taking the blows on purpose.

Big Tusks!

Time to finish this!

Let me summon the one who you really

wanted to fight on this stage!

New Chojin Encyclopedia Volume IV!

Play!

Warsman!

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Next time, "The Akuma Chojin's Pride!"

I don't even need the push of my farts!