02x01 - Episode 1

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The Step Pyramid of Djoser
appeared in the Tottori Sand Dunes.

The ancient Chojin dueling ring

would serve to be the stage
for this modern Chojin bout!

The Seigi Chojin,

Akuma Chojin,

and the Perfect Chojin.

Like the shifting desert wind,

there is no telling how
this three-way battle will go!

It seems the second stage is ready.

S-So this is the next duel ring.

While you are weaker than us,

I acknowledge you inferior Chojin
have guts.

I trust that you won't turn tail and run!

Just like the first group,

their items gathered together
to form a giant machine g*n!

Follow us,

you inferior Seigi and Akuma Chojin.

Humans who wish to watch
the battle of the century,

come to the Tottori Sand Dunes.

Those damn b*stards!

Let's hurry, Buffaloman, Springman.

Enter my face hole!

Here I come, BH!

Location Move!

We should go too.

I'm ready to go anytime.

Me, too.

You can't be serious.

I'm entering that Step Pyramid Ring
as a member of the Seigi Chojin Army.

Just as Kinnikuman said,

we're not done fighting.

Prince!

Kinnikuman!

I understand that you want to
fight in this three-way battle to the end.

But that's just your stubbornness.

Your body is in no state to fight.

Stubbornness is like a balloon.

One poke of a needle,
and it bursts with a meaningless poof.

Each upcoming battle

is a crucial fight for mankind
and the Chojin World.

We can't afford to lose a single one.

Stubbornness alone isn't enough.

This is precisely a situation

to show what
the friendship we've forged is worth.

Warsman.

As much as you'll hate to,

you simply need to leave this to us.

Kinnikuman!

Everyone's right.

This is what friends are for.

Please, Robin.

I promise not to fight,

just let me come watch
your fights in person.

After all we've told you,
you're still as determined as ever.

Let me give you a hand, Terryman.

I'm fine on my own.

Is what I'd like to say.

Thanks, Ramenman.

Hold on to me, Kinnikuman.

What? Why?

What about Robin?

Robin, why did you leave me!

What, are you upset that it's me?

I'd prefer Robin or Ramenman.

Shut up and don't let go of my arm!

Wait, whoa!

No!

You're so rough! I just know you're
going to drop me at some point!

Stop crying,
or I'll drop you into a hospital!

I want Ramenman!

Time has passed,

and the seven rings set up on each
step of the pyramid

are occupied by the seven members of
the second Perfect Large Numbers Corps.

The Seigi Chojin have just arrived
led by Robin Mask.

Brocken dropped me in a lake
on the way here!

I thought I was gonna drown!

I lost my grip
because you wouldn't stay still!

It's not my fault!

This is unexpected.

I figured you guys would already
be in the ring.

We were going to, but look at that.

Tunnels?

Inferior Chojin.

Each of the seven tunnels connect
to the upper levels of the pyramid.

It will lead one of you
to its respective ring on the steps.

It's seven against seven.

Don't you think it's the perfect way
to determine our matchups?

S-Seven wrestlers?

Are you grouping us Akuma Chojin
with the Seigi Chojin?

There is no difference
between the two for us.

We will humor you both as inferior Chojin.

You dare insult us!

Don't get so heated, Black Hole.

There are seven Perfect Large Numbers.

And there are seven of us
who can still fight.

Each of us will have to face one of them.

Listen, Robin Mask!

If it weren't for these circumstances,

we'd never agree to teaming up with you!

Particularly, Ramenman!

He's k*lled me once.

If it weren't for his orders,

I would've k*lled him
the first chance I got!

I was so young back in my Mongolman days.

Once this battle is over,

I'd like a satisfying rematch with you
as Ramenman as well.

Me too.

I haven't forgotten how the Akuma Chojin
turned my inside into a wrestling ring.

As long as we're airing grievances,

your friend Atlantis
put me through the wringer.

I'd say we're even.

However,

his fight with Marlinman

was truly admirable.

If I have the chance,

I genuinely wish
to have a rematch with him.

Anyway, we'll be dealing with you later!

And don't you forget it!

Sure! You too.

Let's get going!

Right!

Our fight will have to wait,
you Seigi Chojin!

Let's go!

There's no way I'll let them show us up!

I remember saying something similar

when we all gathered like this before.

Except we were facing the ones
we're following now!

We're counting on you, Seigi Chojin!

Please don't k*ll any more people,
Akuma Chojin!

Yeah!

Terry, I know this goes for you
and Geronimo as well,

but my presence here means

peace on Earth is disturbed,

and this is not a favorable situation
that we're in at all,

but I'm happy to reunite with my allies
and fight alongside them again.

I have a hard time expressing
what I'm feeling!

Me too, I understand how you feel.

Allies are great.

Yeah.

You inferior Chojin have heart at least.

I commend you for taking on
our pyramid ring without running away.

I don't care if it's a Seigi
or an Akuma Chojin,

they're all just prey to me.

There's no question

that the Perfect Chojin are at the top
of the Chojin food chain.

I am curious to see how strong
the beloved Seigi Chojin are.

I can't wait to fight and find out!

I prefer to fight the Akuma Chojin

who are filled with rage after
witnessing the deaths of their comrades.

Ruthlessly beating down such would-be
avengers is peak Perfect Chojin.

Everyone, keep your head!

The world's most ancient Chojin duel rings

will choose your opponents for you!

If the Akuma Chojin want to separate
themselves from us,

allowing them to enter first
doesn't sit well with me.

I agree.

I'm happy to fight alongside you again
like we did on Soldier's team.

The past is the past.

This is just a temporary alliance.

Once it's over, we'll settle things
with the Seigi Chojin next.

Fine, fine.

If that's the case, in this dash
toward the pyramid,

the Seigi Chojin will be the ones
taking the lead!

No, I'm taking center stage!

First is mine!

You b*stard.

Damn you!

Open up!

Brocken, head into a different tunnel!

You'd better rein in your short temper

or you'll forever be incomplete.

What did you say?

Who are you calling incomplete?

This tunnel

is mine!

Hope you don't mind me going in.

Warsman.

All the tunnel doors have closed!

Come back safe, everyone.

Stairs?

Turbomen the Perfect Finish
is the guardian of the Fifth Step!

He will be facing…

Buffaloman!

I get to face an Akuma Chojin
like I wanted.

I'll cook you up nice and good
in the ring!

That's the Turbomen Stunner!

The Akuma Chojin k*ller
is off to a fast start!

Well, well.

The Seigi Chojin leader Robin Mask
chose my ring.

What an honor.

Robin!

Hurry up.

I'm ready to go.

Finally.

Why aren't you coming?

You hack.

Don't keep me waiting!

Brocken Jr.!

I'm over here!

Return to me, RC cap.

Curse you!

The Perfect Large Numbers

are pummeling the Akuma Chojin
in the Fifth and Sixth Steps!

But Brocken Jr. is pushing back
on the Second Step!

Don't get c*ck.

Thanks to the medical suspension
I was forced to follow,

my body's feeling super spry!

He emerged on the scene

to avenge his father who was
k*lled by Ramenman.

The man is Brocken Jr.

After losing to Ramenman,

they formed a relationship
akin to master and apprentice.

Brocken Jr.'s fighting style
is openly aggressive.

Another way to say it is unrefined.

Still young,
he's had some spectacular losses,

but that's part of his charm.

In his fight against Mr. Khamen,

he sacrificed his right shoulder
to defang his opponent

displaying his indomitable spirit!

The young warrior who's not afraid
to get his hands dirty!

His signature move
is the Red Rain of Berlin!

Will he make it rain blood
in the Tottori Sand Dunes?

This is Brocken Jr.!

This is nothing!

You fool.

You're in range of my Iron Glove!

Is Brocken Jr. in his right mind?

He just jumped into the Iron Glove's
grip on his own!

They're signature moves
because people try to dodge them.

That's why I dove in head first instead.

That demotes the signature move
into an ordinary one.

Brocken!

Shut up!

I'll turn you into minced meat!

Sorry, I dove in again.

How about this?

Don't you get it?

You can't crush me with that anymore!

He uses his speed to unleash
a flurry of jabs!

They're all connecting to Crushman's face!

I bet you've never been hit in the face

since you always have
your Iron Glove protecting it!

Brocken! Brocken!

Brocken Jr. would usually lose his temper,

hindering his ability to make decisions,

allowing his opponents
to get the better of him.

But today in contrast,
he provoked the composed Perfect Chojin

and enacted his own game plan.

The medical suspension
must have worked wonders.

That's not all.

Brocken Jr. has changed as a Chojin.

Changed?

The Survivor Match for the Kinniku Throne.

The leader of Team Kinnikuman Soldier,

in other words,
your brother Ataru Kinniku.

Compared to who Brocken was before
he joined the team,

it's clear he grew as a Chojin under him.

Brother Ataru.

Go, Brocken!

Show them how strong the Seigi Chojin are!

Don't make me laugh!

Crushman the Perfect Palm?

Those pretentious-sounding nicknames

disgust me to my core!

Brocken! Brocken!

Why is Crushman having so much trouble
handling one inferior Chojin?

Marvelous, your opponent isn't up there.

He's right here!

Ramenman!

How exciting it is to see
the younger generation grow.

You call yourself perfect?

Your back is wide open,

and your close-range combat
is nothing but smoke.

If we're inferior Chojin,

then you're all defenseless

defective Chojin!

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Next time,
"Spirit of the Brocken Family!"

I don't even need the push of my farts.