01x04 - Pulga

[bunniefuu]

Guys, my wing is k*lling me.

We gotta land soon.

Dad, are you gonna abandon Sean in space?

Lisa.

What? I'm kidding.

Accidents happen.
We don't need to keep talking about it.

And will you stop messing
with that taser blade?

I told you, it's dangerous.

KRS, we near any kinda
maintenance station?

Somewhere we can get you fixed?

Nope. But there is this, though.

Undesignated Planetoid UP413A,
locally referred to as...

Pulga!

What's Pulga?

It's like a giant scrapyard.

When I was a baby computer,

the older AIs told us
that if we kept misbehaving,

the Pulgans would come
and steal us away in the night,

and we'd be sold for scraps.

That's... weird.

All right. If it's a scrap planet,
they'll at least have some ship parts.

Buckle up, guys.

All right. Guys,
we don't got a lot of time.

There's gonna be a lot of stuff
you're gonna wanna touch,

but don't.

Okay.

We're gonna get
a replacement part and get out.

Ready to go, Robo-Sean?

Yep.

Beep, bop, boop.

Ooh!

Looks like an upgrade for Robo-Sean.

Whoa!

Wow.

Mmm.

Whoa.

Wow. I didn't know
there was a Ga-Hoo 3.

Okay, Sean. Focus.

Huh?

Doggy!

A Moog. It has chosen you.

Fortune favors those who are chosen.

Sean? Sean!

Get away from that.

But, Dad, the Moog chose me!

Sean, that's ridiculous.
That doesn't mean...

- The...
- Moog...

Chooses.

O-Oh! Yeah! O-Of course.

Let's get moving, Li...

Wha... Seriously?
I walked away for a second!

Bok-kwah!

Thanks for eating at Ducky Gronko's.

I remember them tasting better than this.

You.

Yes. You, child.

I sense a great power within you.

Really?

Oh, yes. Great power.

But you must use it wisely.

With some training.

See? I knew I had great power.
This just proves that...

Lisa! Get away from that guy!

But, Dad, he was telling me...

- Yoink!
- Hey!

Wow. That's... disappointing.
Thought that was gonna be a whole thing.

Lisa! What did I just say?

Ugh. This is so embarrassing.
We're not babies!

Babies, I wouldn't have to worry about.
Babies don't stow away on people's ships.

Dad, can we get a Moog?

Sean,
I'm not gonna even answer that.

Give it back!
I got this fair and square!

They're close. They must be here.

I shall use my echolocation
to pinpoint where they are.

I'm literally holding
a tracker in my hand!

We don't need your stupid echolocations.

Hmph. You don't know that.
Can always use a little echolocation.

So... this is where Sabo's bounty is?

Maybe.

Or maybe we just find Sabo
and make him tell us himself.

Hey! Hand on the belt.

- But I got an itch.
- I can scratch it.

Ew.

And is that from the wing place?

No.

Hmm...

Dad, look! I think I see...

Sean, Daddy needs to concentrate.

Okay. One of these guys should have it.

Huh?

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Pardon me. Excuse me.

Sean! What are you doing?

Hey! What did I say? Hand on the belt.

- Hand on the belt?
- Hand on the belt.

Hmm.

Fresh fish! Yeah? Huh?

Sean! What the heck?
You don't even know where you're go...

Look!

See? This is the one!

Oh my gosh.
You found it. Great job, Sean.

Yeah!

I did it. I did it.

Um, excuse me.
Can we have that part?

One generator coupling coming up.

Four hundred and twenty credits.

Oh.

All right. I'm not gonna lie,
those are pretty dope.

But I'm looking for ship parts.

- ZeezelPop?
- Ooh!

ZeezelPop?

What?

Fine. Get... get two. For them.

Um...

You wouldn't happen to have,
like, a layaway system or something?

I... don't know what that is.

Okay, can you just hold it
till we get back?

It'll take, like, a second.

No can do. Parts like these
are first come, first served.

You, uh...

You got an interesting bot there.

Can he fight?

Tell you what.

If your bot can beat mine in a...

Florie,
you better not be gambling out there!

I am trying to help a customer!

Look here. We got a little operation
we run out back. We call it a Bot Battle.

If you decide to participate,
and your bot beats mine,

I'd be willing
to give you the part free of charge.

But if I win,
I get your bot and sell him for scrap.

What do you say?

A Bot Battle?

Uh... I don't know.

Yes!

I can do it.

Combat was part of my programming.

Come on!

Sean, are you sure about this?

All I gotta do
is beat these teensy little robots,

and then we get our part. Easy.

Well, I guess...

All right, folks. Let's give a big hand
to our prelim fighters.

The Baby Bots!

Uh... Wait. What?

Aren't they adorable?

And now, for the main event,
coming into the arena, our two fighters.

Robo-Sean...

versus Firewalker.

Firewalker!

Whoo! Let's go, Firewalker!
Give it to him! All right!

Wait.
What happened to the little guys?

Uh... Firewalker?

Oh no.

Come on, man. I told you.

I need the adjustable model.

Hmm?

Oh, thanks.

What the...

ZeezelPop?

Sean? Lisa?

Oh no.

Okay.
That thing could actually k*ll you.

I'm telling them you're out.

No, Lisa.
I wanna show Dad that we can do stuff.

That we can help.

I can do this.

Robo-Sean!

Oh yeah! More loot for the Lootbat!

You.

Yes. Yes, you.

I sense great power within you.

Really? You know,
I always thought there was some...

Oh.

Lisa! What do I do?

Just try to hit him!

That bot looks familiar.

Help me!

Time-out.
I gotta make some adjustments to my bot.

I'll allow it.

Oh, so time-outs are a thing now? Great.

Sean, we're done.
This is actually dangerous. Let's just go.

No, Lisa. I got this.
We gotta just strategize.

Sean, you can't just...

No, listen!
It's like in a video game.

We just gotta find its weak point.
There's always some sort of X-point.

sh**t him in the mouth or something?

It doesn't have a mouth, Sean.
All its body parts are just weapons.

Sean?

What on earth?!

Oh yeah!

Whoo! Yeah!

Whoo-hoo! I did it. I did it.

Yeah!

Sean!

Are you okay?

Lisa, you have been kind to me.

Even though I'm not human,
perhaps I die as one.

What?

All these memories
lost like tears in the rain.

Sean.

You're fine.

You're not a robot, and you're not dying.

What is going on?

Uh...

Well, you were right.

That is a fighting bot.

Florie!

Ah! Dang it.

Wait. You guys got the part?

Yep. Sean actually did it.

Whoo! Yeah! Lootbat just won
a new pair of kicks!

You guys should've bet on...

"Robo-Sean."

Hah!

Wait a minute.

Sabo!

Glorlox?

Crap.

Sean, Lisa, I want you guys to run.

Mmm... Aren't those the guys
from the wing place?

Doggy!

Guys, focus. You have to get to the ship.

I'll meet you there.
They're only after me.

KRS will know what to do.

- But, Dad, you can't...
- Go!

Wait. Hold on.
We can't just leave Dad.

But he said...

Sean, we just found the part,
won a robot battle, and saved the day,

all on our own.

Yeah. We did.

Are we just gonna run away
and let Dad get his butt whupped?

Let's do it.

Hey, Bogdog!

Come here, boy. Who's a cutie patootie?

Oh, you're dead.

Hey, Fruitbat!

It's Lootbat, you worm!

Guys, what are you doing?

We got you, Sabo.

We'll meet you back at the ship!

You idiots!

What... After him!

Take his partners. He's mine.

Wow, Lisa.
Sometimes you even surprise me.

Oh my... Hey!

We're having breakfast here! Oh... God!

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Faster! Faster!

It's as fast as she'll go.

Hey. What are you...

Oh, that's not good.

Sorry, ma'am!

- Get outta my house, you creep!
- Bogdog's eyes!

Yeah! I got him!

Come on. Let's get to the ship.

You've gotten soft, Sabo.

All those Earth years
must've slowed your reflexes.

Or maybe it's all those burritos
they got down there.

No, it's mostly water weight!

Stop this! Whatever it is, or I'll sh**t!

I said stop, you stupid mutt!

All right, Glorlox. You got me.

What do you want?
You mad about getting banned from Bucky...

Don't play dumb, Sabo. The bounty.

I know you're after a big skip.
Tell me who it is.

Is he here? Is he on Pulga?!

I don't know what you're talking about.

You really gonna sh**t me?

Tell me where he is,

or I swear on the w*r gods of Lox,
I will sh**t you in the street like a...

He has harmed a Moog!

None shall harm the sacred Moog!

Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Back up!
Back up! Back up, all of ya!

I-I will use this.

I see a butt-kicking
in your future.

Wha... I'm not kidding.

No. No, no. No, no!

No!

Whoa. That ain't good.

Oh, that feels so much better.

Bless you, Terry.

So, you used the taser blade on Lootbat?

Yeah. I mean, I kinda snatched it earlier
when you weren't looking.

I thought I told you
not to touch that stuff.

Uh... Yeah.

Guess they didn't know
who they were messing with.

Hey. What's that?

Uh... I-I-I found it on the ship?

Ah. So that's how he found us.

Oh. I just saw it and thought...

I'm sorry.

Hold up.
If you hadn't taken it off the ship,

he'd have been here waiting for us.

Good eye.

Mmm! Look at this beautiful family.

Everyone working together,
crushing their enemies.

It's like a postcard.

We really need to change that voice back.

You better not.

- I like it.
- Me too!

Next stop, Chillion.