02x01 - Abduction

[bunniefuu]

[Lisa] You fly around the galaxy,
in a spaceship, catching alien bad guys?

Like a bounty hunter?

Your mom's gonna k*ll me.

I thought we agreed
we'd never take them into space.

-Wait. What?
-What?

[Terry] About 20 years ago, I took a job,

and the people who were after her,
they wanted her pretty bad.

-Instead of turning her in...
-[Tess]We fell in love.

-We're aliens?
-That's what you got from that?

This time, stay dead.

You will never be safe.

We will never stop hunting you!

You understand?

We are everywhere...

[electricity crackling]

[Sean] Hoping the warp pods
will get them back to Earth

before the kids' mother arrives
to pick them up...

Whoosh!

...finally, they land on the front lawn.

There's not a car in sight.

The kids
and their bounty-hunter dad celebrate.

Only as they step off the ship,
who do they see

but their mother, standing in the doorway.

-[all gasp]
-What happened? Do the kids get grounded?

Mm. Sadly, this is where the chapter ends.

Wait till next week to get the finale.

[kids groan in dismay]

-[boy] When do we hear the next one?
-Sean, could you come with me, please?

-[kids gasp]
-[boy] Oh, busted!

[woman] New data supports theories
that the universe began

in a furious expansion.

So maybe, just maybe,

this will need to happen again
before we ever see another life-form,

if there is any.

[spooky wailing]

[children laugh]

[teacher] What are your thoughts, Lisa?

I was listening.

Oh, well, then could you tell us
your thoughts on the presentation?

Uh...

You know, Mrs. Peeps,
I totally would, but...

pshh, you don't want to hear
what I have to say.

Now, Timmy...

-Hey, Timmy!
-I wasn't eating the butter!

Ms. Hendrix, I asked you.

I suggest you start paying
better attention in class, Ms. Hendrix.

Your grades will continue
to slip otherwise.

[children laugh]

Now, on the subject of gas giants...

Actually, Mrs. Peeps, I think that,
given the most conservative estimates,

the known universe is approximated to be
at least 93 billion light-years across,

and each of those light-years
has their own stars, planets, and moons,

more than likely
all containing their own life-forms

that we haven't even begun to explore.

And to be honest, we might not ever get to

with how slowly our technology is growing
and how quickly our planet is dying.

Our planet's dying?

Everything's dying, Ashley.

[whimpering] Oh.

Which means, Mrs. Peeps,
it's a little hard to focus on your class

when you realize
that Earth is literally a tick on a hair

on a pimple on the butt of the universe.

-[footsteps approach]
-No offense.

Principal's office. Now.

Rich, you're breaking my heart.
Let's not beat around the bush, okay?

You know we want your business.

You've got certain goals
to meet this quarter,

so what can we do to get you onboard?

Mm-hmm. You know, I don't wanna do this,
but I think it's time to play hardball.

KRS.

Way ahead of you, girl.
Hardball megamix coming up.

Now, Richard, where were we?

I know your business is important to you,
and you gotta do what's best, right?

So if saving money's not important
to you, then... Oh.

You will? Well, that's beautiful.
Excellent choice, my friend.

I will send over the paperwork right away.

-Talk soon.
-[phone beeps]

[dings]

Mm-mm-mmm!

The girl is good...

[yelps] What in the...

These kids trying
to make me break my neck.

[door opens]

[stirring music playing]

[sighs]

-[phone rings]
-[music stops]

Hello?

Yes, this is she.

Wait. What?

[pants] I got here as fast as I could.
What happened? Are they all right?

They're fine, Mrs. Hendrix.
Please, have a seat.

There are some matters we want to discuss
regarding your children in the classroom.

Oh God. Is it Sean?
Is it the bullying thing again?

You know, I swear,
if you let those little mons...

Mrs. Hendrix, Sean's doing great.

Oh. He is?

Yes. [chuckling] Oh yes.
And not just that. He's brilliant.

So, so talented.

We were hoping to get you involved
in the conversation

around publishing
his amazing short stories.

Short stories?

[man] It started as just
a simple writing assignment,

but then, well,

we were just so blown away by what he did,
we encouraged him to write more.

The characters, they're so real.

The story feels like
it could have actually happened.

He's truly a prodigy.

"Robo-Sean hides in the bathroom stall,

while his bounty-hunter father chokes out
a hyperspace villain near the sink."

Wow! [laughs awkwardly]

He really wrote all of this?

[man] He even did some drawings.

Not just drawings.
He storyboarded the whole thing.

-Probably enough for a whole film...
-No!

No, no, no. I... I-I mean,
we've seen enough of that. [chuckles]

I think, uh, I'll definitely talk to him
and tell him what a good job he's done.

-Now, Lisa, on the other hand...
-[sighs]

[dramatic music playing]

[panting]

MW12, MW12...

[phone rings]

-[phone beeps]
-Tess? Hey. You guys here already?

Uh, not yet.

There was a little situation
with the kids at school.

-[Terry] Situation? Everything good?
-Yeah. No, nothing bad.

[Tess] Just your son went around
telling all the kids that aliens exist.

And Lisa, I guess, just decided
she didn't need to do homework anymore.

She's on this whole "I hate Earth" kick.

-You okay over there, old man?
-I'm not old.

I'm just... full. Had a late lunch.

I keep telling you to cool it on red meat.
I packed you five salads this week.

-You knew this was bound to happen.
-[Tess] The dad bod?

What?! No! The space talk.

I mean, not the space talk. We had the...

The second space talk. The other one.
You know what I'm trying to say.

So, we will definitely deal with it,
you know, when they graduate

from college.

Maybe grad school.
We'll see how I feel then.

Look, I know you have your reasons.
I get it. I really do.

[Tess] There's a "but" coming.

But...

Remember we said "no more secrets"?
This kinda falls into that category.

I'll think about it.

Well, see you in a bit. We're on our way.

-[Terry] See you soon.
-Bye.

Hey, stop throwing my salads away, Terry.

-Bye! [sighs]
-[phone beeps]

[dramatic music builds]

[light pop music playing]

Terry.

Where have you been?
We need you on the floor.

This place is a madhouse.

Bro, I know it's infected.
Can you just tell me if it's contagious?

Right. My bad.
I was just grabbing these for a customer.

That's funny, because the security camera
caught you talking on the phone.

I know you have a family, Terry,
but when you're here, you need to be here.

[sighs] New Terry is chill Terry.

You got it, Brian. I will do better.

MW12. Male, wide, size 12.

Terry!

[ominous music playing]

[Brian] Whoa!

Where do you think you're going?
You've got a customer.

Uh, Brian, you know,
I'm actually off in a couple of minutes.

Oh, last time I checked,

"a couple of minutes"
is still on the clock.

Man, come on.
We're taking the kids to Splashtown.

They'll be here in, like, a minute.
Where's Alex? Get him to help out.

[items falling]

Aw. [grunting repeatedly] Oh.

Alex is an idiot.
And I believe your customer's waiting.

Hmm.

Welcome to Galaxy Sneakers,

where all of our shoes
are out of this world.

How may I help you today?

[slowly] I need shoes.

Cool. Cool.

Uh, what size are we looking for?

I don't know.

[exhales]

How about we measure your foot
and find out, huh?

[gasps]

Sound good?

All right.

Just put your foot on here,
and we should be good to...

[electronic pulsing]

-Hello, Sabo.
-What?

[metallic clang]

[pulsing electronic music playing]

Thought you'd be taller.

[weapon powers up]

[Brian] Terry!

Stay down!

[screams]

[grunts]

-[grunts]
-[weapon blasting]

[screams]

[Terry grunting]

[screams, grunts]

[weapon powering up]

-Enough!
-[weapon blasting]

[grunts with effort]

-[choking]
-[Terry grunts]

[gasping]

[sing-song] We're going to Splashtown!
We're going to Splashtown!

What do you think
Dad's gonna wanna do first?

-It's all been planned out.
-I wanna go on a sugar run!

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
Okay, Miss Thing?

[people screaming]

[screaming continues]

[dramatic music playing]

[laughing]

Dad!

-Stay here.
-But, Mom...

Stay here.

[shouting] Terry!

Terry!

[yells] Terry! No!

Terry.

[Sean] We're never going to Splashtown.

Mom, are you okay?

Honestly, sweetie,

I'm not.

But it's okay.

You know, I will just find him
and bring him home,

even though I have no clue
who took him in the first place.

I mean, it's obvious, isn't it?

The Conglomerate, right?

What exactly did you guys do
with your father?

Um...

Dad kinda rubbed those guys
the wrong way.

Don't worry, Mom. We'll get him back.

Yeah, it's all good.

Uh-huh.

You're both taking this incredibly well.

I mean, think about it.
They kidnapped him.

If they wanted Dad dead, he'd be dead.

Which means he's probably
more valuable to them alive.

Which means we've got time.

And since it was a bounty hunter,
that means if we go to Bucky's,

we can get info on where he is.

I mean, that's what Dad would do.

We've just gotta find Kryll.
He knows everything.

Kryll? Huh.

Oh! And we can use Glorlox's ship.

Dad kept it for emergencies.

[trap music playing]

-[both] Whoa.
-[KRS] Uh-huh! I see you.

This is surprisingly helpful.

KRS, bring Glorlox's ship into low orbit.

You got it.

Well, I guess we'd better
go suit up too.

-Right?
-[doorbell rings]

My babies!

No!

Look, everybody.
Grandma is here to babysit.

Look at my adorable grandkids.

[gasps, sighs] Growing up so fast.

Okay, Janet Jackson!

Where you going looking like
you walked out of a Missy Elliott video?

Oh, you know,
date night with Terry. [chuckles]

-All right. Well, guys, I am off, and I...
-Mom!

Are you serious? You're leaving us here?

We've been to space before.

-You need us.
-Yeah!

Guys, I'd feel much better
if I knew that you were here,

safe with Grandma.

And I promise,
when I get back, with your father,

we'll finally take you guys
to Splashtown, okay?

I don't wanna go to Splashtown.
I wanna go with you.

Oh, honey.

No, no, no.

Sean, you know what? Mom's right.

She is?

Yeah. We should let her handle it alone.

It's far too dangerous for us.

She's got this. Right, Mom?

Uh, yeah.

Well, thank you so much
for understanding, Lisa.

[Tess] You two be good.

And I'll be back as soon as I can.

[door closes]

[tense music playing]

-[Sean] We're in!
-Shh!

-You trying to get us busted?
-[chuckles]

[sing-song] We're gonna get Dad back!
We're gonna get Dad back!

[both giggle]

I can't wait to see the surprise on Mo...

[trunk clicks]

Mom!

Uh... [laughs awkwardly]

What brings you here?

Yeah, I ain't your dad.
Out of the car. Come on.

Come sit over here
and watch my programs with me.

Ugh.

[KRS] We're gonna get him back, hon. Okay?

That's a promise.

Thanks, KRS.

All right, set course for Bucky Quanto's.

Hang on tight.

[alarm beeps]

[dramatic music playing]

[man on TV] This is a clear situation.

-You're in the wrong.
-[snoring]

-[woman on TV] Who you talking to?
-[snoring]

Come on. We're breaking out.

-Where do you think you're going?
-Oh!

We... we were getting hungry,

so I was just going to make us a snack.

[TV continues]

-Mm-hm.
-[man on TV] No! No!

You tell them, Dr. O.

See, they didn't listen
to their grandma either.

-[woman on TV] I'll show him!
-[sighs] Okay.

We're not getting out of here
unless we distract her.

How do we do that?

I don't know... yet.

We just need a plan.

Something smart and devious

that requires skill
and precision to pull off.

Uh...

Okay, okay, uh...

I-I've got it!

[snoring]

Huh. That works too.

[door opens]

[tense music playing]

What exactly are we looking for?

[sighs] I don't know,

but something in here
has to be able to get us into space.

Like a spaceship?

No, Sean. Not like a spaceship.

[device beeping]

[beeping continues]

Whoa. What's this?

[device beeps, speaks alien language]

[beeping]

-[screams]
-[device hums]

-[squelching]
-Whoa... Oh!

-Sean, what did you do?
-Oh... I don't know! I don't know!

[screams]

[breathing heavily]

Oh no.

Oh, no, no, no.

No. Where... Where am I? Oh no.

What is it?

-[alien gasping] Oh my...
-Some kind of weird Jell-O man?

-[grunts]
-[Lisa shudders]

-Go touch it.
-What? I don't wanna touch it!

-You touch it!
-[both grunt]

You're the one who likes gross stuff.
Just use a stick or something.

I don't want to! No!

Lisa! No! You play too much.

-[screams]
-[both scream]

[gasps] Who are you?
How long have you been there?

What kind of weirdos are you,
just sneaking up on people, huh?

Uh, sorry. We didn't mean to...

What? Wait. No! Sean, don't apologize.

This is our house, weirdo.

What were you doing in our dad's garage?

Lisa, don't be rude.

Sorry for startling you, Mr. Jell-O Man.

Um, I'm Sean. This is my sister, Lisa.

Uh, you're on Earth right now.

Earth?

How in Kypher's Crust
did I end up on Earth?

The last thing I remember was... Sabo.

Huh?

[muffled yelps]

Sabo!

Sabo?

Sabo Brok!

That's our dad! You know him?

[gasps] Their dad? Sabo Brok has...

Those are Sabo Brok's kids?
Then that would mean, I'm in... [gasps]

What's he doing?

You think I know about alien blob people?

[alien] This is fine. This is fine.

This is totally fine.
You've been in tougher spots, Blobby.

You just have to use your devilish wiles
to deceive them.

-Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
-Hey! Excuse me.

Yeah. Hi.

Uh, who are you, dude?

Me? Oh! [laughs]

Well, I'm Blo... Robbie!

Yes, I am Robbie.
I'm an old acquaintance of your father.

[chuckles] Yes.

Actually, an old bounty... hunting friend.

We go way, way back.

Robbie?

Dad never mentioned you.

Ah, well, you know,

Sabo never really was
the sentimental type. [chuckles]

You shouldn't think too deep on it.

You still didn't answer my question.

What are you doing in our garage?

[Robbie] Hmm?

Our garage! Why were you in here?

Oh! [laughs]

The garage!

Ah, yes, yes.

Well, there's a simple answer
to that really.

Uh, it's because...

Uh...

-[yells]
-What the...

[strains] Ah! [panting]

Get back here!

[alarm beeping]

[both grunting with effort]

See ya, losers!

[laughs triumphantly]

[screaming]

-Whoa.
-[device dings]

[muffled grunting]

[panting]

How... [panting]

did you do that?

I just pressed this button,
and it sucked him back in.

Huh. Here. Let him out.

-[device bleeps]
-[grunts, gasps]

[gasps] Oh my.

[moans] That feels horrible.

What is wrong with you?
How could you do this to a blob?

Us? What? No. You!

You, Jell-O guy, who are you really?

Yeah, tell us,
or we'll suck you back into this, uh...

thing.

[breathing heavily] Fine.
I guess you got me.

I suppose I've got no choice now but to...

-[laughs]
-Seriously?

-So long, los... [screams]

-[device dings]
-Let me see this for a sec.

You wanna keep playing games, Robbie?

[panting] Fine. Fine, all right?

You two are sick, you know that?

The name's Blobby.
I'm just a small-time scammer.

Sabo captured me
just outside the Seetha System, okay?

Just, please, don't do the thing again.

[sighs] He's just one of Dad's bounties.
That's not gonna help us.

[sighs] Yeah, you're right.

-I doubt he could help us get into space.
-Wait! W-w-w-wait!

Space? You guys need to get into space?
[scoffs] I can help with that.

Seriously, I'm a class-alpha engineer.
Z13-level intellect.

I can help you.

That sounds made-up.

Yeah, nice try, pal. Back in you go.

No! No! Please! I'll make you a deal.

I'll get you into space,
then you let me go. Huh?

[chuckles] Come on.
What do you have to lose?

[KRS] You know, I just realized,

we, like, really never talk.

I mean, we talk, but we don't talk.

Not like, "Can you lower
the temperature of the living room?"

But like, "How are you?" You know?

Tess, how are you?

Me? Oh, I mean, I'm great.
My husband was kidnapped.

I'm about to walk into a hotbed
of trained K*llers.

And I got a mandatory PTA meeting
this week, so, you know, can't complain.

[Tess] What is this?

[KRS] You raised some smart kids, girl.

Hmm. Too smart. Wanna do me a favor?

Run Terry's mark database.

See if he's got anything in there
on a guy named Kryll.

[KRS] Yes, ma'am.

Good thing Terry's organized.

Yeah. I taught him that.

-[electrical buzzing and crackling]
-[humming]

Trash, trash...

Hmm. Interesting, but no.

[humming] Mm-hm! Hmm.

-[Sean] What do you think he's making?
-How would I know?

[gasps] You think he's making a spaceship?

[sighs] A whole spaceship, Sean?
In Dad's garage?

Finished.

Ugh.

It's a spaceship

finder.

Whoa.

Now we just fire this baby up and...

[powering up]

-[beeping]
-Huh.

It's detecting a craft nearby.

-Really?
-No, not really, Sean.

Come on. He just glued
a bunch of trash together.

There's no way that thing actually works.

Hey! What? Sean!

[Lisa] Sean.

[device beeping]

[beeping speeds up]

Okay, it seems to be...

Dude, I swear,
if this is another trick, you're so...

[yelps]

[laughing]

[forcefield hums]

What the...

Move aside.

[electronic bleeping]

[majestic music playing]

[Sean and Lisa] Whoa.

Yep. Just as I suspected.
EHC Ambassador vessel, S-Series.

He was right.

[Blobby] Of course I was right.
I'm always right.

Hmm. Huh.

This was here the whole time?

Woo-hoo!

[buttons beep]

-[glass tinkles]
-Ow!

Huh?

-Tacky.
-[smashes]

Says the craft's registered
to some Conglomerate executive.

Huh.

[chuckles] You guys aren't on
the EHC's naughty list, are you?

Well, we did blow up our dad's boss.

No! No.

That's, uh...

It's weird that this is here.

Well!

-What?
-What? What do you mean, "what"?

I found you a spaceship.
I did what you wanted. You let me go now.

-Um, we can't fly this on our own.
-Yeah, dude. We're kids.

Oh. "We're kids"?

You can hold a blob hostage
and blackmail him,

but when you have to fly a spaceship,
now suddenly, "We're kids."

Hey. Our deal's not up, okay?

We need to get into space
and get to Bucky Quanto's

to find our mom so we can save our dad.

Then we'll let you go.

-You're kidding.
-Sean.

[device bleeps]

All right! All right! Gah!

You two are worse than most criminals!

[sighs] Little, stupid, rotten gackbags.

I see now why my species
doesn't have children!

Wait. You think Mom's gonna be mad
about this?

I mean, probably.

Okay. Just wondering. Let's go.

Computer, manual override.
Set course to Bucky Quanto's.

Time to give our old friend
What's-His-Butt a visit.

[computer] Setting course
to Bucky Quanto's.

-[thrusters whoosh]
-[ominous music playing]

All right. Well, I'm off.

[KRS] Forget something?

[Tess] Uh...

yeah.

[sighs]

[heavy metal music playing]

[music fizzles out]

[light elevator music playing]

[low growling]

[snarling]

[moaning]

-[groaning]
-[bubbling]

[Tess] Well, this is different.

[whirring, clucking]

[grunts]

[snorts]

[growls]

Meat, you stupid, busted bird!

I want to order meat!

Oh, yeah. Sorry, brother.
I can't help you there.

But if you want, I can hook you up
with some Nutrient Nuggies.

I swear by the name of the High Kronatrox,

I will body-slam you into a black hole!

Hoo, uh-oh, bud, that sounds like a...

[deep voice] threat.

Threats will not be tolerated.

No tussling allowed.

[normal voice] Maybe I misheard you?

[grumbles]

You...

You ain't worth it!

[snorts]

[Tess] Hello.

Well. [sighs]

-This place ain't what it used to be.
-Right?

It used to be a glorious palace of meat
and grease and cholesterol.

You know, there was a time,

if you ate here
more than three times a month,

they'd have to pump your stomach

just to keep the oil
from clogging up your liver.

Now look at it. [groans]

[Tess] Yeah, I hear ya.

You know, maybe we could help each other.

I'm looking for someone. Name's Kryll.

I got five juice pouches in my ship
if you point me in the right direction.

What's a "juice pouch"?

Six ounces of pure liquid sugar.

-Sugar?!
-Shh.

[Tess] Shut it.

I... [snorts]

-don't know a Kryll.
-Oh.

Wait! But I can be a Kryll if you want.
I'll change my name!

Please! Please! [snorts]

♪ Gimme, gimme
G-gimme, gimme my sugar high♪

♪ Gimme, gimme
G-gimme, gimme my sugar high♪

[Tess] Ugh.

Now I remember why I hate space.

You asking about Kryll?

Yeah, that's who I'm looking for.
You know him?

[electric organ music plays]

No.

[robot] Yep.

We were all pretty broken up about it.
[sniffles]

Not 'cause he was a good guy.

He just ran up a huge tab
and, like, never closed it out.

Ah. I don't suppose he has
maybe, like, a brother I could talk to?

Or, you know, a cousin? A granddad?

[male voice] You got some nerve.

-[Spaghetti Western music plays]
-Glorlox?

Glorlox! Oh my God!
Wait. What are you doing here?

I'm asking the questions!

Where'd you get that helmet, huh?
You steal it, huh? You little punk!

What? No, wait. Glorlox.
Buddy, you gotta chill, all right?

-It's me, Te...
-Oh, Igotta chill?

Is that what you just said? I gotta chill?

You come in here
wearing my partner's helmet,

and I gotta chill?

-You know what? Gimme it!
-No! [grunts]

-Come on. Gimme it.
-Stop it!

-Gimme it, you little thief!
-It's...

-Tess?
-Who'd you think?

[alien snorts]

Man, this place sucks.

Shh! See who that is?

[snorts] Holy... That's...

Shh. Oh, I know.

[device beeps]

-What's wrong with you?
-Ow!

Well, excuse me!

How was I supposed to know
the person wearing my ex-partner's helmet

was actually his friendship-wrecking,
partnership-ruining wife?

Oh! I... "Friendship-wrecking." Okay.

Guy, come on.
We invited you to the wedding.

That's not the... [sighs]

You know what? No.

Nope. [laughs]

You see? There I go again.
I'm giving in to rage.

Dr. Aquatica says rage is just hurt
expressing itself through selfishness.

And when we give in to rage,

we only hurt ourselves.

[inhales, exhales]

Tess...

it's good to see you.

I hope you've been well
and that you and Sabo... have been happy.

Uh-huh.

Look, I don't have a lot of time,
all right?

-Someone took Terry.
-Wait, wait, wait. Took him?

Yeah, the guy seemed like a bounty hunter.

I'm thinking maybe he worked for the EHC,
but I don't know.

We don't have a lot to go on.
That's why I came here.

I heard a guy named Kryll might know, but...

[male voice, echoing] Bounty hunter!

Huh!

Huh.

Uh, crazy, crazy. Huh.

EHC would make sense.

Me and Sabo didn't really leave them
on the best of terms.

-[weapons blasting]
-[upbeat hip-hop music plays]

[silence]

[clears throat] That's the whole reason
I'm laying low in this dump.

You really think
they'd put a bounty on him though?

They've done worse.

[device beeps]

Hey. What's up? Am I boring you?

Did you know this was still active?

Still active? How? I...

Isn't there like an expiration date
or something?

[alert sounds]

[devices vibrate, ding]

[devices chiming]

[Tess] Why did you take off the helmet?

How was I supposed to know?

[buttons beep]

[creature snarls]

[growls]

We're almost clear.

Glorlox! There you are. [chuckles]

Supervisor Bot, I was just...

"Mr. Supervisor Bot," Glorlox.

-I need you on tables 7 through 13.
-Uh-huh.

-Reginald Prime just called in sick.
-Right.

-Got it. That's good.
-[bot] And after that, bathrooms.

-[whispers] Glorlox.
-[bot] Got a huge mess in there.

-[bot] Hey, hey! Hey, Glorlox, man.
-[Tess] Glorlox.

[bot] Eyes here, buddy, okay?

Uh, Mr. Supervisor Bot, he quits.

-What?
-[bot] What?

[screams]

-Get him!
-[upbeat music playing]

-♪ Pump it ♪
-[squeals]

-[growls]
-[yells, grunts]

[neck clicks]

[groans]

[grunts, giggles nervously]

Sorry, Dr. Aquatica.

-[thuds]
-[exclaims]

♪ Turn up the radio
Blast the stereo, right♪

[yells]

-[grunting]
-[buzzing]

♪ I know why they hatin' on us
Couldn't stop, so fabulous♪

♪ I'ma be real on us
Nobody got nothing on us ♪

♪ Girls be all on us
From London back down to the US ♪

♪ We rockin', it's contagious
Monkey business, outrageous ♪

♪ Just confess
Your girl admits that we... ♪

♪ F-R-E-S-H, we fresh
D-E-F, that's right, we def ♪

♪ We definite
B-E-P, we reppin' it ♪

♪ So turn me up ♪

-[groans] Not helping!
-[Tess] Sorry.

♪ Come on, baby, just pump it, louder
Pump it, louder ♪

♪ Pump it, louder
Pump it, louder ♪

-[yells]
-[groans]

♪ Pump it
And say, "Oh oh oh oh" ♪

-[alarm beeps]
-[bot, deep voice] Tussling detected.

No tussling allowed!

Oh. Mom must be here already.

Good eye.

Right. Come on, Blobby. You're with us.

Uh, excuse me?

I'm not gonna follow you around
like your little pet, okay?

We blobs have pride, you know.

Yeah, but if we leave you here,
you're gonna try to steal the ship, so...

[device bleeps]

Unbelievable.

This is my life now. It sucks!

Okay, now Mom's probably gonna freak out
when she sees us here,

so just let me do the talking.

I'm just gonna sit her down
and calmly explain.

[both scream]

[all grunt]

Lisa? Sean?

-Mom!
-Uh-oh.

-[weapons blasting]
-Tess, we gotta move!

-[blasting continues]
-Huh?

Whoa!

-Mom, what's happening?
-[Tess] What are you doing here?

Both of you, get your butts back home now.

You know what?
That sounds like good advice.

Okay. Get to the other ship!

Wha... Hey! My ship!

Have you guys had it the whole time?

[tense music playing]

[sad violin music plays]

You know what? Why don't you drive?

[rock music playing]

Ugh. What is this lighting?
Computer, prep launch sequence.

Um, my name's KRS.

KRS, computer, whatever. Let's go.

[ship powering up]

[rock music continues]

Are we in the clear?

♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪

Not yet.

♪ Ladies and gentlemen ♪

-♪ Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? ♪
-[hip-hop music playing]

♪ Are you ready?
Get ready, y'all ♪

-[blasts]
-Come on! They're on us.

♪ Ready, set ♪

[weapons blasting rapidly]

♪ Steady, bet ♪

[gasps] They don't know when to quit!
Get us out of here!

What does it look like I'm doing?

♪ Steady, bet ♪

♪ Then jump to the rhythm
As hard as you can go ♪

Ouch! Oof!

Who are these guys, Mom?

Yeah. Why are they after us?

Super not the time right now.
Glorlox, how can we help?

I could use someone on the turns.

-On it.
-I got it!

What? Sean, get out of there, now!

[blasts]

[yells]

♪ Are you ready? Ready
Set? Set ♪

♪ Jump to the rhythm
As hard as you can go ♪

[weapons blasting]

Gah!

[weapons blasting]

[laughs] Hey, that's it. That's it!

[laughs]

Don't worry. We've done this before.

[weapons blasting]

[alarm beeping]

♪ But can you rock it like rocket fuel? ♪

[exhales]

Dude!

-[Sean laughs]
-Amazing! [whoops]

-[Glorlox sighs]
-[Sean and Lisa laughing]

-[laughing]
-Woo, yeah. Awesome. We made it.

Are you guys out of your mind?

Told you she'd be mad.

I specifically said,
could not have been any clearer,

"Kids, you can't come to space."

Didn't I say that? I know I said that.

And who... What is this?

[clears throat] Mom, I believe it was?

Meethal Raythox Bartholomew III,
criminal extraordinaire.

Part-time rascal,
full-time heartbreaker, Esquire.

But you can call me Blobby.

[squelches]

Ugh.

We wanna save Dad
just as much as you do.

Yeah.

We couldn't let you go alone, Mom.
Isn't family supposed to stick together?

Oh, good one. Yeah, Mom. Sean's right.

Family's supposed
to stick together, right?

[poignant music plays]

-[record scratches]
-Yeah, no.

-You're all grounded.
-[both] What?

Yep, both of you,
the minute we get back to Earth.

-Seriously? Come on, Mom! Grounded?
-But... family!

Oh, y'all can "family" all you want
in your rooms, with no TV,

and no phone, till you're both in college.

Man!

Yeah, you play stupid games,
you win stupid prizes.

Hate to intrude, but where are we headed?

-Didn't Kryll tell you where Dad was?
-Kryll's not really an option anymore.

Glorlox, you worked for the Conglomerate.
Any idea where they'd take him?

Hmm. If...

[laughs]

Oh. Well, well, well.

Guess the shoe's on the other foot
for old Sabo. [chuckles]

Idiot's probably rotting
in some EHC prison as we speak. [chuckles]

That's what he gets.

Wait. No, no, no, no, no! I was kidding!

Yeah, well, as the gelatin man said,

if they sent a bounty hunter after him,
he'd be at the nearest BEF.

-What's that?
-Bounty Exchange Facility.

And there's only one nearby,
in the Miranda sector.

Whoa! We're heading to a prison?

[chuckles] Yeah.
We're gonna drop you off there.

Nyah!

What do you think, Tess?

It's our only lead right now.
It's worth a shot.

BEF's crawling with bounty hunters.

You...

You sure you wanna be there, considering.

[Lisa and Sean laughing]

If Terry's there,
then that's where we need to be, okay?

[powering up]