02x06 - Wolves & Sheep

[bunniefuu]

[engine revs]

[sighs] You sure you wanna do this?

Yeah. Terry, this is what I want.

[sighs]

[comm ringing]

[gas pump beeping]

-[whirring]
-Adj, I...

[sighs] I gotta tell you something.

Janeera. Oh, my gosh.
Are you insane? Where are you?

Your parents are freaking out.
You have to come back.

You know I can't do that.

J, this is not a joke anymore.
B'Caala's incensed.

The Vunaari are now on the verge
of declaring w*r...

I'm not coming back, Adj.

Look, you don't want to marry B'Caala,
that's fine.

We'll find a way
to explain to your parents.

You're not listening.

No, you'renot listening.
This is not the answer. [sighs]

Janeera, I know things
are really messed up,

but we can fix it, okay?

-We always do.
-[Tess] I'm... [sighs]

-You know what? I gotta go.
-[Adja] Do not.

[Tess] I love you, Adj. I do.

[sighs] Just tell my parents I'm sorry.

[Adja] Janeera.

-[comm trills]
-[Adja] Janeera!

-Janeera!
-[whoosh]

-Janeera.
-[gasps]

Don't you dare break on me.

[sighs]

[voice breaking] Adja, I...

[sighs]

I know.

We're going to get them back, I promise.

[breathing heavily]

Okay.

[softly] I hope you're right.

[grunts]

[groaning]

[shrieks]

You had to be a hero, Blobby.

Wah! Uh! Wuh!

Oof! Oof! Oof!

Do you have any idea who would take them?

If your parents took Terry,
is it possible that they could've...

No. They don't even know the kids exist.

And if they did,
they still wouldn't do this.

[sighs] When we first got into space,
there were bounty hunters after us, but...

Was one of them this bot?
Do you recognize it?

From back at the Bounty Exchange!
She's not just a bot.

-She's EHC.
-[door opens]

-[weapon whirs, fires]
-Whoa!

-Oh, my gosh. Blobby!
-[gasps] Uh!

Really, Tess? After all I've done for you.

I can't take this. My blob sugar is low.

Mm! [munches]

[gulps] Mm!

Blobby, I'm so sorry.
I thought you were... Mm.

-The-The kids got...
-I know about the kids.

How do you think this happened?

-Wait. You've seen them?
-Blobby, are they okay?

From what I could tell.

But the bot that took them
was serious business,

grabbed them in seconds.

[slurps]

And it took my good side with it.

-Your good side?
-[Blobby gulping]

Blobby, is the other half of you
with the kids?

-[pants] Hmm.
-[mystical music plays]

Uh-huh. I-I think I am.

-[whirring]
-[mystical music continues]

Yes.

Yes. I can... I can see something.

[spaceship thuds, hisses]

[squelch, splat]

-[Adja] What do you see?
-[blowing raspberries]

Mm-hmm. Yes, poor interior decorating.

-Blobby.
-I know, I know. Th-The kids.

[robotic footsteps]

[blowing raspberries]

-[radio static]
-[gasps]

[guards chatter indistinctly]

[liquid glubs]

-[clatter]
-[gasps]

[Adja] Anything?

[Beta's limbs whirring]

-[monitor trills]
-[blows raspberries]

[Blobby] Just that weird-looking bot.

[gasps]

-The kids! Ah!
-You can see them?!

Are they hurt? Are they scared?
Why, what do you see?

-Oh, gosh. Tess, I think...
-[poignant music plays]

I think they're...

-[snores]
-[Blobby gasps]

[exhales]

Oh. Okay, they're fine.

[sighs]

Blobby, see if you can find
the ship's coordinates.

[Blobby] Mm-hmm.

[gasps]

Hmm.

[grunts, panting]

Hyah!

-[clang]
-[gasps]

[powering down]

Ha-ha! Think you could take half of me?

Blobby, what's going on?

I got him! I got him!

He's not half the blob I thought he...

[Beta] You are not authorized
to be on board this vessel.

-[gasps]
-[menacing music plays]

I repeat, you are not authorized
to be on board this vessel.

Surrender. Do not resist.

[blows raspberries]

Okay.

Good news is, I got the coordinates,
and the kids are okay.

And the bad news?

[sighs]

The bot who took them
is not going down easy.

-[weapon c*ck, whirs]
-That sounds like bad news for it.

["Oh!" by The Linda Lindas playing]

[thrilling rock intro playing]

♪ Oh, when I say something
I wish I had shut up ♪

♪ And when I try to help
I always screw things up ♪

♪ The places that feel right
They never last too long ♪

♪ And when I think of things
They always turn out wrong ♪

♪ Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong ♪

♪ Oh! Oh! ♪

-[Kalatite thrums]
-♪ Oh! Oh! ♪

♪ But when I say something
Nobody backs me up ♪

-♪ Oh! ♪
-♪ When I try by myself, I m-m-m... ♪

[KRS] Coordinates locked.
Get ready for the Conglomerate, ladies.

Let's go get your kids.

-[ship whirs]
-[Tess grunts]

[thrusters whoosh]

Ooh, you are lucky I'm tied up right now,

because I swear, when I get out of here,
you are gonna get it.

And when my mom shows up, oh, forget it.

And then my aunt? It's over!

You better start crying now,
because you are done, buddy.

You are finished.

[blowing raspberries]

But KRS is an AI,
and she makes her own decisions.

Maybe if we ask her nicely...

-What?
-What do you mean, "what"?

You two have your own secret language now?

I mean, context clues.

Ugh!

-[monitor trills]
-What?

[Beta] Creator,
I have captured the intruders

that infiltrated
our Bounty Exchange Facility.

Why are you bothering me? I'm busy.

-Is that your mom?
-[Beta] That is my creator.

She doesn't sound very nice.

[neck whirs]

Well, just so you know,
I think you're doing a great job.

[sighs] Sean!
Don't compliment our kidnapper.

-I smile, I wave.
-[robot murmurs]

I wear their ridiculous garments,

entertain their absurd customs.

-And this is the gratitude I get?
-[guard 1] Gah!

-[guard 2] No!
-[gasps]

You would think
they'd be happy to have my offer.

Is money not
what makes people happy, Hil'gord?!

[Hil'gord] Ah. Uh. Ah. I...

[murmurs anxiously]

You know, I am growing sick
and tired of being so nice!

[murmurs anxiously]

[Beta] Creator.

What... What is this? Who are they?

[Beta] I have captured the intruders

who infiltrated
our Bounty Exchange Facility.

Oh, this again.

[Beta] Creator, what shall I do
with the prisoners?

I don't have time for this.

Keep them there, stop bothering me,

or I'll shut you down
before you can bother me again.

[Beta] Yes, Creator.

I knew they didn't change.

What does she mean, shut you down?

[Beta] If I perform unsatisfactorily,

my creator has the option
to shut this Beta down.

Forever?

[Beta] Yes.

[scoffs] Serves you right.

I don't think that seems right at all.
Nobody deserves that.

-[whoosh]
-Whoa.

Why do they have so many ships?

[beeping]

[whistles] That's quite a fleet.

KRS, how many are we looking at?

[KRS] Twelve dozen Xnarian class cruisers,
eleven freighters,

and, ooh, like 50-something EHC bombers.

Basically, y'all are walking
into the lion's den.

-Hmm. This can't just be for kids.
-[KRS bleeps]

I'm picking up their heat signatures
near central command,

but that part of the ship's crawling
with those kidnapping EHC g*ons.

I'd recommend... the bottom-right sector.
Almost no personnel there.

-Y'all will pretty much have a clear path.
-Perfect.

Just bring us under the wing,
and we'll be good to go.

[heavy metal electric guitar riffs]

J, you good?

Janeera, you good?

-[Tess grunts]
-[thrusters blast]

Janeera!

-Uh-uh.
-Larry...

No, no, no! I'm tired of this.

I'm tired of Gregory taking credit
for my ideas.

[clang, scrapes]

[heavy metal music continues]

[KRS] Ha! That'll teach you what happens
when you mess with ourbabies. Ha-ha!

And there goes the element of surprise.

Good. I want 'em to know we're comin'.

[ramp clattering]

[weapons c*ck, whir]

-[guard 1] Huh?
-[guards murmur]

-[blast]
-[all scream]

[Blobby] Here we go!

[grunting]

[grunting]

Uh, excuse me. Pardon me. Ha-ha.

Gah! I'm built for comfort, not combat!

[grunting]

-[blades thrum]
-Ah!

[guards groan]

[grunting]

-[yells]
-[energy thrums, blasts]

[pants] This way!

-What? No. This isn't supposed to be here.
-[Adja] Move!

[yells]

-[weapon whirs]
-We need backup.

Follow me!

And then for lunch,

are you going to want a Bucky Quanto's
organic vegan wrap tofu salad extreme, or...

[chimes]

[Lisa] Hey, lady!

You're not gonna get away with this.
You hear me?

My mom's coming,
and she's gonna eat you for lunch.

-She's gonna beat you so bad.
-[descending trill]

[faintly] So bad.

Wha-What? What's that? Huh?
I can't... I can't make anything out.

[faintly] You're dead.

-[alarm blares]
-Ugh! What in the blazes?

[blowing raspberries]

Mom's here?

-[Beta] Creator, there is a disturbance.
-Don't tell me about it. Handle it.

[Beta] Of course, Creator.

-[footsteps departing]
-[tense ambient music plays]

[alarm blaring]

Remind me, who are they searching for?

[Beta] A bounty hunter. Sabo Brok.

-[headset chimes]
-Scan for "Sabo Brok."

-[computer] Scanning.
-[monitor trills]

Ma'am, we're under siege.

Two Doloraami warriors are tearing
through the ship. We need backup!

Pause.

-Mom!
-Mom!

What are two Doloraami doing on my ship?

[guard] Ma'am.

B'Caala sends his regards.
Compliments of the Vunaari.

-Enough for the gate?
-[guard] Yes, ma'am.

Excellent. Put it over there.
And get those kids out of here.

[all gasp]

[thrumming]

[gasps] Sean, you're glowing.

-[thrum]
-You're glowing too.

I am?

[gasps] Oh my gosh. I am. I'm glowing!

[Pam] Stop!

-Ma'am?
-I said stop!

Just get outta here! Leave me!

[suspenseful ambient music playing]

[guards grunt, groan]

Ha-ha! Wow!

That was surprisingly easy. [gasps]

Spoke too soon.

[whizzing]

[guard 1 grunts]

[all grunting]

[Tess grunting]

[guard 2 grunts]

-[guard 3 grunts]
-[guards scream]

[both panting]

[pants] I forgot how good we are together.

I didn't.

They're close! Just over...

[menacing music plays]

[both grunt]

There! That's the bot that took the kids.

Careful. It's dangerous.

So are we!

[tense music playing]

[yelling]

-[Beta screeches]
-Ah!

Wah!

[Adja grunting]

Ah!

Ah!

-[grunts]
-[zapping]

-Let her go!
-[spear thrums, blasts]

-[electricity crackling]
-[Tess coughing]

Do you see that?

[Adja] The Kalatite blast
short-circuits its wiring.

-That means we need a big one.
-I can do it.

But you need to buy me time.

[Beta screeches]

[grunts]

[grunting]

[Beta screeches]

[dramatic music playing]

[thrumming]

[grunts]

Wah!

[Adja grunting]

-[groans]
-[thrumming]

-[weapon fires]
-Ah!

[grunts] Ah!

[groans]

[Beta screeches]

[grunting]

[thrumming]

Janeera!

-Ha!
-[whizzes]

-[clang]
-[Beta] Target locked.

-[zapping]
-Ah!

-Adj!
-[weapon whirring]

No!

[Tess grunts]

-[Beta screeches]
-[groans]

-[thrum wanes]
-[grunts]

-[electricity crackles]
-Gah!

-[groans] Janeera, blast it!
-[Tess panting]

I can't!

[groans]

What do you mean, you can't?

I-I...

I'm not strong enough!

[sighs] I'm not Doloraami anymore.

What was it you said?

Once a Doloraami, always a Doloraami!

[sighs]

[thrumming]

[Beta screeches]

[grunts]

[dramatic music intensifying]

-Ah!
-[thrumming]

-[thrumming wanes]
-No.

[nostalgic music playing]

[Sean giggling]

-[grunts]
-Ah!

-[powering down]
-[electricity crackling]

-[groans]
-[thud]

[both panting]

[chuckles softly]

[sighs]

The kids are close. Come on!

-[dramatic music plays]
-[grunts]

[Tess panting]

[grunts]

[both gasp]

[Blobby slurping]

-[Lisa gasps] Mom!
-Mom!

Sean! Lisa!

[gasps] Blobby!

[blows raspberries]

Ah! Oh!

-h*-h*! Oh, Blobby.
-[blowing raspberries]

Oh! [chuckles]

Never leave me again, dear friend.

[smooches]

Mom, that was awesome!

You were like, boom! Wow, wow, wow!

And then Auntie Adja was like,
"B-B-B-Back up! That's my best friend!"

Are you okay? Did they hurt you? Come.

Let me see your face. Turn to the side.
Lift your chin. Show me your teeth.

-[kids] Mm...
-[Pam] Hurt them?

[sinister music plays]

Uh! Of course not.

-[Adja grunts]
-[Blobby gasps]

Do you really think I'd harm the heirs
of the Doloraami Empire?

Bow, gentlemen.
We're in the presence of royalty.

[gasps]

["Wipe It Up" by Ann Artist plays]

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Sweet like candy
Sugar on my credit card ♪

♪ I go hard ♪

♪ I don't need no bodyguard
Just watch me ♪

♪ Just watch me
Just watch me, just watch me ♪

♪ Just watch me ♪

♪ Watch me, watch me, watch me, watch ♪

♪ I got 'em mad, they be like
"Why you do that?" ♪

♪ I got 'em mad, they be like
"Why you do that?" ♪

♪ Sweet like candy
Sugar on my credit card ♪

♪ I go hard ♪

♪ I don't need no bodyguard
Just watch me ♪

♪ I don't gotta ask, I reach in my bag ♪

♪ I don't slack, only lag is that jet ♪

♪ Sign over that check
Like the way that I dress ♪

-♪ Dress, dress ♪
-♪ Say yes ♪

♪ Dress ♪

♪ Walk through like "What?
You can't touch this" ♪

♪ Hot like butter drippin' off the oven ♪

-♪ Get the mop, wipe it up ♪
-♪ Wipe it up ♪

-♪ Take me shoppin', swipe it up ♪
-♪ Swipe it up ♪

♪ They be like, "Who you think you is?"
I say, "I'm hot now" ♪

♪ I say, "You used to be the...
But you not now" ♪

♪ But you not now ♪

-♪ Get the mop, wipe it up ♪
-♪ Wipe it up ♪

-♪ Take me shoppin', swipe it up ♪
-♪ Swipe it up ♪

[music fading out]