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01x03 - Strike a Match

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Perfect Match". Aired: February 14, 2023 – present.*
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A group of single Netflix alumni arrive in a tropical villa where they attempt to match themselves into couples.

01x03 - Strike a Match

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["Paradise" by Hotline playing]

Have a little taste of paradise ♪

Shayne, if you're not wearing a crop top

tomorrow, I'll be so f*cking disappointed.

[Ines] I got used to that look, big-time.

Yeah, me and him.

[Ines] I'm rooting for it.

I also want credit that I started this.

-Who wore it better?

-[Shayne] I have great style, don't even…

I assure you if you would have answered

Love is Blind

that you are wearing a crop top,

you would have not found any match.

I'm telling you right now.

-I disagree.

-[Ines] Unless I was in the pod.

Because there's very few girls who can…

I thought you were liking this look.

[Ines] Nick would be my usual type.

Nick is like an improved,

geeky version of guy I tend to go for.

Shayne can be very easily misunderstood

because he looks like

this big, goofy confident guy,

which he is.

But on the other hand, he also have

this childlike innocence and curiosity.

I think we both have

very strong mind and personalities,

but very kind of big and weak

little mushy-wushy hearts.

If you saw my show,

I was obsessed with crop tops.

-[laughing]

-It was bad. I got ripped apart.

TikTok was legit trending

"Shayne crop-top, creep, sex addict."

Like, it was bad. It was bad.

[Ines] Are you a sex addict?

-What?

-[Shayne] Define "sex addict."

-[Kariselle giggles]

-Are you addicted to sex?

-I love sex.

-[Kariselle laughs]

I haven't had it in eight months,

but yeah.

-So you're not an addict.

-Exactly, no.

[upbeat music playing]

I'm just going in, in my underwear.

I'm commando, so BRB.

["Katumba" by Andrés Felipe Meza

& Juan Fernando Fonseca playing]

Dude, what if you and Nick

just, like, fall madly in love?

I can see you guys

just having really ugly kids.

[laughing]

[Savannah]

I don't know if I can trust Chase--

[Shayne] Tomorrow,

he's gonna make sh*t get crazy.

[Joey] Ines, get in the pool. Come on!

-Ines!

-Come on, Ines!

[Nick] The highest rated

kisser in the house!

[all] Woo!

[Ines] Guys, I feel like

I've been to the World Cup.

[laughter]

[giggling]

Shayne, buddy!

Or should I say Mr. Ten?

Heyyy!

[Nick] That's your girl! I'm so salty!

If I got a one,

that guy would not be walking.

Honestly, you would be dead.

[Kariselle] Well, it's now my mission

to get him out of the house, so…

I'm f*cking pissed about Chase's score

because I know he knew he was kissing me.

So, the fact that you're gonna

give me a one in front of everybody…

Like, I don't know what his motive is,

but it's definitely not for love.

I don't think he's capable of love.

That's a f*cking snake.

But he's so hot. You know what I mean?

I wouldn't bring him home to my mom,

but we could have

a one-night stand, you know? [laughs]

Yo, yo!

Hello!

-[Chase] Guys! Anybody home?

-[Kariselle] Wait, they're back!

I hope you had a really bad time!

We had a lovely evening at the spa.

Yeah, we had a spa day.

[Kariselle] You went to a spa?

[Anne-Sophie] Yeah! You know.

[Ines] You look so happy!

[upbeat music playing]

-[Chase] Is this vodka water?

-[Shayne] Gin?

Let me see.

[Chase] Ah!

[Chase laughing]

[Shayne] I can cut the tension

with a knife right now. [chuckles]

-That's--

-You put that on yourself.

I know.

Bro, no offense. Here's the deal.

-Listen. A one?

-[exhales]

Dude, a two if anything.

-One?

-I know.

-That's bottom barrel f*cking--

-But think about it.

I put the one because it's common sense.

Obviously, our kiss was not a f*cking one.

If I would have gave her a two,

I would've lost the challenge.

[Shayne] That's fair.

[Chase] Joey would've won.

They'd be on their date.

I took a loss.

It f*cking hurt a lot of feelings.

-[Shayne] Did she chip your tooth?

-[Chase] No.

[Shayne laughs]

-But what am I supposed to say?

-You are the most--

I never met someone more dramatic than me.

You are on another level!

You are ruthless! [laughs]

I love it though.

You are who you are. I love it.

[Shayne] Chase as a competitor,

he's someone, like, I know that

he could probably get any girl he wants.

[Shayne]

Girls will throw themselves at him.

Yeah, as a guy,

you kinda don't want that in the house.

But at the same time,

I love the competition.

I love having that personality here.

Tomorrow is gonna change everything.

[Chase] It's gonna be

a f*cking hell of a show.

Going to bed with Ines tonight,

she's my number one. That's no question.

[Shayne] I just wanna make sure

she knows it's all about her.

I don't wanna see

Chase control the boardroom

and try to mess it up.

["Ah Yeah" by Hans Inglish playing]

She knows she want it ♪

Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

She really need it… ♪

[Kariselle] You're so ridiculous.

-[Francesca] How are you feeling?

-[Dom] About what?

[Francesca] About life, I guess.

[Dom] Like what's the meaning of life?

Yeah. I guess just in general.

The meaning of my life right now is you.

Wait, what?

-Nothing.

-[giggling] What did you say?

[Dom] My mom's gonna love you.

[Francesca] You're so cute.

[Dom] My little brother's

gonna fall in love with you.

[Francesca] No…

[Dom] No, I'm sure.

[Ines] I feel like

when we're outside of the room…

[Shayne] Yeah?

[Ines] …there's less

of a romantic connection.

[Shayne] I have to get comfortable.

I'm just not gonna be that person

groping you and doing that kinda stuff.

[Ines] I would never want you to do that.

[Shayne] Yeah.

We show affection.

Not like Joey and Kariselle.

-I don't want that kind of affection.

-[Ines] Never, ever.

[Shayne] It's only been a week.

It's gonna come.

Fran and Dom just kissed

for the first time tonight.

We're all taking it slow.

Because this is more authentic.

[Ines] I agree.

[Shayne]

I think this is, like, our true selves.

On my last show,

for three weeks, I just talked to someone.

That was awesome.

It was great.

I got to know that person

and their vibes and whatever it was,

and then after, it was like you hit--

Then you figure it out.

Build it up ♪

And burn it down ♪

Just to love you ♪

Just to love you ♪

God, you're f*cking bad!

-[Ines] I'm kissing you on the cheek.

-[Shayne laughs]

[Ines] You can't blame a lady

for kissing you on the cheek!

You know how I feel about that!

[Ines laughs]

[Ines] What am I gonna do with you?

What am I gonna--? Mm?

[Nick] When I was making out with Ines,

it was probably a full minute,

and it was so good.

[Nick laughs]

[Savannah] Ines is a good kisser?

-[Nick] It just felt passionate, I guess.

-[Savannah] Good.

[Anne-Sophie] Is that your foot?

-[Chase] Damn!

-[Anne-Sophie] It looked--

It just looked like it was, like,

something under the covers.

[Chase] I had a fun day.

[Anne-Sophie] It was. It was fun.

["I Want Your Love" by Nova Nardi playing]

So come to me, come

Come to me, come ♪

Come to me

Unite, unite, unite ♪

When you see all these guys

who are f*cking chiseled and ripped up,

a lot of these guys get surgery.

[Nick] Would it not make your body

look weird as you get older?

[Shayne] I would get calf implants.

Would you?

-If it was guaranteed to work--

-No, they do.

[Shayne] I know it's weird.

I feel like all guys

are insecure about their calves.

The last month before coming here,

I went into hard intermittent fasting

and cutting out all the other sh*t

I was doing for a little bit of bulk.

-There's no such thing as bulking.

-What do you mean?

-[Joey] Yes, there is.

-It's a lazy excuse to eat more food.

I don't agree.

-[Dom] Such a bro conversation.

-[laughs] I know!

"Gotta f*cking bulk!

You gotta f*cking bulk and then cut, bro!"

-Have you ever bulked?

-Huh?

Have you ever bulked?

Yeah, when I was squatting 500 pounds

and doing all that sh*t

in my early twenties.

No one here has

a kinesiology degree. [laughs]

I could look bigger than you at 175 pounds

than you at 220 if I am at 7% body fat.

f*cking bro science.

I didn't sleep well last night.

I don't know.

With Shayne, every day he's,

"Oh, you're cold? I'll give you my towel."

"Want a glass of wine?

I'll bring it to your room."

He's thoughtful!

And then he slept all night

giving me his back. Didn't, like…

I tried to touch his feet,

to do something cute, and nothing.

And it hurts.

Just now, he said,

"You look cute with the glasses."

And he was like this. Rocking.

[laughing]

It was just like…

[Anne-Sophie] Oh my God.

[laughing]

-Oh my God.

-My God.

Nick and I cuddled last night

for the first time.

-[Anne-Sophie laughs]

-[Savannah] I know.

He was like, "Can I cuddle you?"

And I was like, "You have two minutes."

And so we cuddled.

It was a really nice two minutes.

But I don't know if I am

gonna be able to get there for Nick.

He's really into you.

I feel like you should go talk to him.

[Anne-Sophie] Like, on paper,

that's the kind of guy you usually go for.

Like, he gets you.

Intellectually, he gets you emotionally,

and apparently he was a nine

out of ten for a kiss. So, like…

I have a great conversation with him.

And, you know, as I was--

-There's genuine interest.

-[Anne-Sophie] Yeah.

There's genuine interest on both side,

and, honestly, he's smart.

-You would leave wondering, "What if?"

-[Savannah] Yeah.

-If you didn't have that conversation.

-[Savannah] Talk to him.

Well, well, well.

I didn't speak with Shayne.

What should I tell him?

I don't know. Nothing.

Don't tell him anything. Both of us--

The only person

you need to talk to today is Nick.

Can I tell you something funny though?

[Ines] We wanna know.

I was talking about Dom upstairs.

[Ines] Is he not your type of guy?

He is. He's the first one

that I was like, "Oh yeah," like…

I was gonna talk to him, but then

f*cking Francesca just leeched onto him

and has not let him go.

It's just hard because I feel like

I can't talk to him when she's around.

She's a very particular, unique girl, etc.

But two other people

who could be really happy together,

which is you and Dom.

[Savannah] I don't think she likes him.

And basically, what he told me

is that he put a ten on my kiss.

[Savannah] She was so mad

about that, and he enjoyed it.

So what? He enjoyed kissing you.

Everybody enjoyed kissing you.

Then they had a deep talk,

and then they had a kiss.

-[Savannah] Yeah, I saw.

-[Anne-Sophie] Oh, you saw?

-Oh dear.

-I mean, she had to do it to lock him in.

I see what she's doing.

She's so good.

Things are about to change, regardless.

I'm kind of

getting sketched out about Savannah.

Yeah. Me too.

I just don't like when people

are one way and then another way.

I notice they're giving me,

like, weird looks.

Do you think Savannah is going home?

[Francesca] I hope so.

-I think she's at risk.

-I can't trust her.

I don't trust her either.

If you're not here to meet anyone,

then literally make room

for people who are.

It's gonna be

an interesting dynamic change

when two new girls come, either way.

-I know.

-No matter who it is.

[Francesca] You know Chase.

He's a f*cking wild card.

I can see him picking someone for himself.

[Kariselle] I could too.

I don't want Dom to go on a date today.

I feel like we showed some cracks,

and now I'm like, "No."

"I don't want you on a date."

I'm just nervous now.

I can tell

he's still a little shy with me.

Like, when he kissed me,

he's, like, kinda shaky.

-He was nervous.

-Oh my God!

Was the kiss better

when there was no pressure?

Yeah. The kiss was better

when there was no pressure,

and now we're just kissing all the time.

I feel like

I'm in the honeymoon phase again.

He feels, like, so solid,

and I feel like so do you.

-Definitely. I'm like, "How the f*ck--?"

-I want that!

-I'm like--

-I want that so bad.

If anyone f*cking sends him on a date,

that's a personal attack.

That's what I'm thinking too.

I'm like, "Are they gonna bring in, like,

someone to f*ck up a good relationship?"

-[Anne-Sophie] Wow.

-Whoa!

This is crazy.

[Chase] Yo!

Getting control of the board

means I have the power.

I know the house

is gonna be so pissed off.

[laughs]

But you know what? Uh…

We don't play scared.

-[Lachey] Hey!

-[Anne-Sophie] Nick!

Guys, welcome to the boardroom!

-You pop out of nowhere sometimes.

-I'm sneaky like that.

-He pops out of nowhere every time.

-Wow.

Guys, since you won

the compatibility challenge,

you are today's most compatible couple,

which means you have the power

to bring brand-new singles here

andspan style="style1" the chance

span style="style1"to create brand-new matches.

So, guys, this is the board.

This is where you get to test out

your matching ability.

[Lachey] Where the matching magic

happens, so to speak.

So, down at the bottom,

you see the other less compatible couples,

and up here on top…

[heartbeat]

…four brand-new single women.

[festive music playing]

Is this turning you on?

Can you hear the wetness?

I'm a fiancée!

-Who are you gonna sleep with?

-If you're asking me, maybe you?

We all came here to meet people…

-I think so too.

-…and have fun.

-I'm gonna be in so much trouble!

-All right!

Wow.

And you guys get to choose

two brand-new singles to come here.

So you guys have to decide if you wanna

create a match for someone else,

find someone for yourself,

or potentially try and break up

another couple you view as a threat.

Remember, you get two matches.

Everyone is trying to find love

in the end,

but only one couple will leave here

voted as the perfect match.

-Whew!

-Let's do it.

[Lachey] Good luck!

-Let's go!

-Thank you!

-[Anne-Sophie] All right, you ready?

-[Chase] You ready?

[Anne-Sophie] All right.

Big decisions to make.

Let's start with Nick.

He deserves love like everybody else.

-He's a great dude.

-He does.

[Chase] Nick. I'm like,

"Look, dude, you brought me here."

"You got me in this house.

You sent me on a date."

I kinda need to return the favor.

At the same time, it's a favor to myself

because maybe I'll match with Savannah.

I think with Nick,

he's very charming, so it's just like--

He's super charming.

Maybe if I send this guy on a date,

I don't gotta worry about this guy.

[Chase] Izzy. This, to me, looks so good

because I think that

Nick being funny, goofy, and silly

will match with

Izzy's personality really well.

I think that's a match.

Then I say let's lock it in.

Let's lock it in. Together?

[Anne-Sophie] All right.

[intriguing music playing]

[Nick] How do the girls feel

about two new girls?

-Yeah!

-What's the vibe?

[Kariselle] Girls are cutthroat.

-Looking for matches.

-Gonna be hunting hard.

Shark in the water.

[Savannah] They're gonna fight for a spot.

But at the end of the day,

do you fight to match with someone?

No, the new people do, yeah.

I think Chase is gonna

put himself on a date.

[Nick] Dom's going on a date, for sure.

[Shayne] Uh-oh!

[Francesca] What if she tries to kiss you?

Well, she wouldn't like it

'cause I'm an eight out of ten.

So, not really--

[Kariselle] Oh sh*t!

[Anne-Sophie] Whew!

So, I think right now

with the Ines and the Shayne situation,

those two are so confusing right now,

and I know they're both

head over heels for one another.

Right now, what's best for them

is to figure out--

We should let them figure it out?

-I think so.

-Okay.

[Chase] I know Joey.

I just worry Joey's

not fully de-committed from Kariselle.

We can both agree that it's best for Joey

to figure what he's got

going on with Kariselle.

[Chase] We'll put Joey back.

Um, Dom?

[Chase] And I think Dom right now

is super invested into Francesca.

-He might not look past these people.

-He is. Exactly.

Leave Dom and Francesca

to work out their relationship.

We're gonna let you guys work on

what you got going on.

So…

that leaves just me on the board.

You're seriously thinking about

matching with someone else?

["When It All Comes Down"

by Guesthouse playing]

When it hits the ground ♪

When it all comes down ♪

Down… ♪

[Ines] Yeah, I wanna know

your celebrity crush.

What about you, Nick?

Obviously, Megan Fox,

circa span style="style2"Transformers 1.

It's tough. I gotta pick just one more.

I'd go Emma Watson.

-[Ines] Oh, yeah, yeah.

-Ooh. Hot take!

-'Cause not only is she cute--

-She reminds me of Emma Watson.

Maybe that's why I like her.

-[Joey] Ohhh.

-You give me Emma Watson vibes.

Not only is Emma Watson cute,

but she's also smart,

and she went to Brown University.

[Shayne] That doesn't mean anything.

-Brown?

-[laughter]

[Ines] Shayne, who's your celebrity crush?

Um…

I'd say Shania Twain.

Ooh.

You give me

Shania Twain vibes, too, actually!

[Francesca] Oh, oh!

-[Francesca] Hey!

-[Kariselle] Oh my God!

-[Anne-Sophie] Hey, guys.

-[men] Hey!

So, Nick, you need to leave ASAP.

Your date is waiting on you.

-Okay.

-[Anne-Sophie] Right now.

[Kariselle] Bye, Nick.

-All right.

-[men] Bye, Nick!

-[Nick] Bye.

-Don't look too good, okay?

Tonight is gonna be crazy!

I know there are five guys

and seven women in the house,

but I'm not sweating it.

I could butter Nick up,

tell him that his muscles look good

and that his haircut is

making him look a little more fly

so that he picks me.

I think I'm also gonna

try to throw a Hail Mary to Dom.

We haven't been able to talk to each other

because he has

someone that is glued to him.

I see Dom looking at this. Okay?

And I look at Dom sometimes, you know?

I'm not worried about it.

[Kariselle] Wait, where's Chase?

So…

Um…

Chase is not here right now

because he wanted to explore another match

and go on a date.

[tense music playing]

So…

sh*t just got real.

I think Chase has got to go, personally.

I think he is f*cking everything up.

I think Chase is lying to everybody.

I don't think anybody knows

who this man is.

He just won the compatibility challenge.

Shouldn't you explore

the compatible person

you just won this challenge with?

This guy just comes in this house.

It's like when the COVID came

in the United States.

It's just spreading all this bad stuff.

He just goes to this girl, to that girl.

He's gotta f*cking go.

I don't understand

why Chase needs another date

when he went on one last night.

It's not a f*cking supermarket

where you take something

and you throw it out, you know?

I'm not surprised he picked himself.

[Shayne] Oh God, no.

["What You Won't Forget"

by 5 Alarm playing]

You got what you wanted

Ooh, you ain't seen nothing yet ♪

I'm the only guy that's gone

on three back-to-back-to-back dates.

That's a trifecta.

When I say I came here to be the lion,

I came in here, I have a goal,

and I'm burning every building,

destroying every bridge,

and burning every field down

until I find who it is

that's gonna be my perfect match.

I'll give you what you won't forget ♪

[Chase] You look lost.

["I'm Turning Heads" by SeZon playing]

All eyes on me

Ain't starin' at you… ♪

Hi, I'm Georgia

Too Hot to Handle.

-[woman] Hey!

-[laughing]

[man] Georgia's a*s is insane.

[Georgia] I flirt

with anything and anyone.

We all came here

to meet people and have fun. So…

Yeah.

I'm turning heads

Uh-huh ♪

I'm knocking 'em dead

Uh-huh ♪

-I'm gonna be in so much trouble.

-All right.

I've been single for a very long time.

I feel like two and a half years-ish.

And I'm really now looking for

someone to settle down with.

I wanna travel. I wanna have kids.

I feel like compatibility to me is like

when you and another person,

like, complete each other.

How are you?

Good! Big fan.

I brought you here.

-You got to pick?

-I got to pick.

Oh, nice! Thank you!

-You are my number-one draft pick.

-Oh, stop!

I got high hopes for you,

so you can't let me down.

-Do you know how to paddleboard?

-[Georgia] Kinda.

-[Chase] Yeah?

-[Georgia] It's huge. I don't know.

You were on span style="style2"Too Hot to Handle.

You've handled huge things before.

[laughing] Oh my God!

Don't most people from Australia surf?

Isn't that a normal thing?

Yeah, but this is not a surfboard.

-This is huge!

-What's the difference?

-I'll try my best.

-Just go for it.

Oh sh*t. Uh…

[Chase] Okay. Oh sh**t!

-Okay, look! I got this. I got-- Hey.

-[Georgia laughs]

-[Chase] Listen…

-I can't deal.

-I'm in charge of this thing! Okay.

-[Georgia laughs]

-This is definitely not how you do this.

-[Georgia laughing]

-[Georgia] You're going in. I can see it.

-Hey, listen.

[Georgia laughing]

Georgia! [chuckles]

Listen, Georgia.

When you're five feet nothing…

[Georgia laughs]

[Georgia] This is actually so fun!

Not fair!

I'm actually dying. I'm so good at this!

How are you moving so fast?

[Georgia] Whoa, we've gone so far!

I'm turning around.

[chuckles]

-Here, grab my paddle.

-[Georgia laughs]

-Grab this.

-No, you're f*cking gonna pull me in.

I know you are.

I would not do that! I would never!

-[Georgia sighs]

-Me? Come on.

[whimsical music playing]

So, you come here much? [laughs]

-All right, ready?

-That way.

It's going that way!

-You gotta cheers. Ready?

-What do I do?

[both laughing]

Woo!

Why is everything I do messy?

Is that a bad sign?

[Chase]

What do they call champagne in France?

[laughs] I don't know.

-Isn't it just champagne?

-I think so.

I was just seeing

if you knew something I didn't.

You're somebody that I see a lot…

that I see, like, a lot of myself in.

Mm-hmm.

And, you know,

just the good parts.

[laughing]

-So I got an opportunity that…

-Oh God.

Like a once-in-a-lifetime thing,

and I think it was time for us to meet.

All we know is we're here to find love,

and I think sometimes a lot of us,

including myself,

need a nice little kick in the a*s to…

[Georgia] Yeah.

…head in the right direction.

We're all single and sad.

We wanna be happy.

And what is like--?

[both laughing]

-That-- Ouch!

-I want that.

You trying to hit home right now?

You seem to me to be

such a genuine and nice person.

At the same time,

what really tickled my fancy…

Yeah.

…uh, was the fact that I watched you

single-handedly break three guys' hearts

in a span of a few weeks.

Let me explain.

And I think that a lot of people

are intimidated by that, especially guys.

I'm not intimidating at all.

I'm so friendly.

I don't think I was ready

to meet someone seriously,

and obviously that was a while ago now,

and I'm in a different kind of headspace.

I actually do wanna meet someone.

I wanna share things with someone.

I wanna experience life with someone.

That's why I came on this show.

I was thinking,

"Now what happens

when you remove clout from the equation?"

Everybody's on an even playing field.

That's what

I was super interested in as well.

Because everyone's

had a similar experience in here.

Fun.

Tonight is gonna be a lot

because in order for people to come in,

people have to leave.

No!

I think tonight

is gonna break a lot of people's hearts.

[gasps]

I'm ready to face

the repercussions of all my actions,

and I'll justify to all of them

that if they were in my shoes,

they would do the same thing.

I'mma stand by my decision, be confident.

I'm gonna show Georgia

I'm not scared of anything.

The lion has been tamed.

I'm purring.

[growl]

[sultry song in Spanish playing]

[Nick] I am a little nervous.

Mainly I'm excited.

I really have no idea

who's gonna be on this date.

I really hope

that she's someone who's athletic.

I typically go for brunettes.

I feel like brunettes

are sort of "wife vibes."

I'm just gonna go in

and just completely be myself.

Just show exactly who I am.

Goofy, awkward, charming,

witty, smart, funny, amazing.

And hopefully sparks will fly.

[clears throat] Man, my nose is sweating.

["Are You Ready For This"

by Robert Lamond & Amy J. Swift playing]

Are you ready for this? ♪

Show me ♪

Are you ready for this? ♪

Too Hot to Handle.

When I've got my eye on someone,

I get them.

But this time, I'm ready to find the one.

I'm a hockey player.

I'm a personal trainer.

I am so competitive.

So if anyone gets in my way,

I will for sure be beating them.

How are you?

Good. You look so good!

Good. So do you!

-So I'm Izzy.

-I'm Nick.

Nice to meet you. Come sit down!

[Nick] I walk in, and I see Izzy,

and she's looking so good.

I was stoked about that

and was trying not to act too excited.

You don't know anything that's going on?

No, fill me in. What's going on?

Basically, I'm the only guy in a house,

and it's just a bunch of women

all competing for me--

No, I'm just kidding!

[laughing]

I was like, "No, he's gotta be joking!

What have I got myself into?"

What do you think you're compatible with?

What kind of girls do you normally go for?

I don't really have a type.

It's just fit. Like, athletic.

Don't know if you know,

I'm a personal trainer.

-So I'm an online coach.

-Clearly.

-I play field hockey.

-I did lacrosse. That's similar.

-Mmm, kind of. You're nearly there.

-Isn't it kind of the same thing?

-So, basically, I'm very competitive.

-Same.

-Are you actually?

-Yeah.

What's your sex vibe like?

I'm not super kinky.

You know what?

I'm not actually that kinky.

I just think you have to have

flirty sexual tension as well.

I agree.

So, what do you think of,

like, the vibe with us?

-I think it's good so far, yeah.

-It's good? Yeah, same.

It's way better

than my vibe with Savannah.

-I'm excited to spice things up a bit.

-Yeah.

Let's spice it up right now.

If you're too good to be true

I'm a believer ♪

I'm a believer, yeah ♪

["Deep In Love" by 5 Alarm playing]

If I'm walking in my sleep

I'll be your dreamer ♪

I'm not gonna be afraid

to go for what I want,

make new connections with people.

I'm not gonna let anyone stand in my way.

Definitely not Savannah.

I wouldn't say I'm nervous

about being the new girl in the house.

I will stay in there for sure.

I definitely have a big success rate

for going for what I want

and getting what I want.

Just you wait and see. [chuckles]

-Let's head back.

-Yeah.

-Wanna head back to the house?

-Yeah, let's go!

[Nick] It was good.

It was not as good as Ines' kiss.

She's unstoppable ♪

She's unstoppable ♪

Yo, yo!

[Joey] Uh-oh.

I brought a new visitor.

-Wait, that's Chase.

-Yes!

-Champagne.

-And Georgia's here!

Just because

someone walks in holding hands,

it does not make an automatic match.

So tonight's gonna be

very interesting for myself

to see how things go, honestly.

Guys, I found a diamond in the rough.

[Francesca] Oh my God, you're in a bikini!

As I'm walking into the house,

I'm terrified, actually.

I'm a nice person, but I just feel like

they're gonna see me as a threat.

There are seven girls and five boys.

So two girls have to go home tonight.

-[Francesca] Yeah, hi.

-Hi! How are you?

[Kariselle] You want a drink?

Come on, let's get a drink. Come on.

-My whole arse is out.

-[Francesca] You have a nice a*s though.

I feel like when I walked in with Georgia,

all the guys were like, "Holy sh*t!"

"This girl's hot as f*ck!"

The guy thinks that he is just a king

and can own anything he wants to walk on.

You don't hurt someone's feelings

you don't care about.

He makes zero sense.

He thinks everyone should listen

to what he has to say.

I think he's a f*cking--

He's a little b*tch is what it is.

-What's going on?

-[Georgia] Happy to meet you.

-I've heard a lot about you.

-Really?

-Yes.

-All good things, I hope.

-Yeah, I heard you're Australian.

-100%!

I spent the summer in Australia

filming my last show.

What show?

It's called span style="style2"The Mole.

-Welcome to the house!

-Wow!

[Izzy] Hey!

[Kariselle] Oh, Nick is back!

-Hi! I'm Shayne!

-Hey.

-Izzy. Nice to meet you!

-Nice to meet you!

-You look beautiful.

-So do you. Thank you.

-How are you doing?

-Good.

[girls squealing]

[laughing]

[Georgia] Izzy's here, my best friend.

I can't believe I didn't even know

she was coming here. She's so sneaky.

[Georgia] I'm so excited. I can't wait.

[indistinct chatter]

-I know you guys were in here together!

-Hi!

[Savannah] You want a drink?

What do you want?

[indistinct chatter]

Hi! I'm Anne-Sophie!

Izzy! Nice to meet you!

Nick going on a date today

of course worries me,

especially for my position here

in this experience.

But Dom is obviously someone

that has been on my radar.

Okay, come on, let's go talk.

And we haven't really

been able to talk to each other

because someone interrupts us.

So I'm just trying to let him know how…

where my mind is at.

I didn't wanna tell you this.

-What's up?

-'Cause I feel like you're so loyal.

-Talk to me.

-[sighs]

I feel like this whole experience

is to find your perfect match.

Not to prove

how loyal you are to one person.

So, yeah, just…

I don't know.

[Dom] Yeah, I mean…

Honestly, I think if this conversation

happened the first night…

Mm-hmm.

I think, obviously,

you're incredibly attractive.

Obviously, I was attracted to you.

-I think obviously--

-Was?

I mean, am. Like… you're gorgeous.

You're absolutely gorgeous.

I think we have similar interests.

Dom and Savannah are talking right now.

What… what are you talking about?

I don't know. Sketchy.

Every time that we talk,

it's easy, I feel.

I think if, you know…

Yeah?

…me and you matched…

Yeah.

I think it could've been something.

Why can't it be?

[tense music building]

Definitely, when you came in,

in the blue dress, it was like, "Okay."

Like… know what I'm saying?

I gotta wear the blue dress again.

Hold on, be right back!

-I'm just kidding.

-[Lachey] What's up, guys?

[Joey] Ah sh*t! It's Nick Lachey!

Always interrupted. Always.

Always interrupted. Always. Always.

[Dom] Nick Lachey.

[Savannah] I think you should use

your best judgment.

You know what's right.

Um…

No thoughts, just vibes.

No thoughts.

No thoughts, just vibes, you know?

All right,

so you're all here to find love,

and in the end, you should all leave

with a true romantic partner

you can see yourself having a future with.

Your own perfect match.

Tonight's another big night in the house

because we have seven women

and just five men.

Wow.

All the men have been assigned suites.

Anyone left without a partner

at the end of the evening…

[Anne-Sophie] Wow.

-…will have to leave… alone.

-[Nick] That's right.

-sh*t.

-No.

-Good luck.

-[Francesca] Thank you!

Choose wisely. Choose wisely.

And here is

to finding your perfect matches.

-[Joey] Yeah! Nick Lachey!

-Have fun.

Have fun, guys.

[Izzy] Thank you!

[Lachey] Make me proud!

Okay, you're gonna have to fill us in

about who to look out for.

I was gonna give you my advice.

Nick or Shayne for both of you.

-That's my advice.

-Huh?

Nick or Shayne for both of you.

Izzy and Georgia are drop-dead gorgeous,

so I feel like

a lot of people are very nervous.

[Francesca]

Not a huge fan of Savannah right now.

I hope that Nick is smart

and matches with someone

that he truly likes tonight.

-[Georgia] I don't know if I can.

-What is your other option?

-Chase, 'cause he chose me on the date.

-[Francesca] No, absolutely not.

-[Georgia] I can't not do that.

-[Francesca] Why?

[Georgia] He chose me to come in.

[Georgia] Francesca's telling me,

"You can't trust Chase. Get rid of him."

Which is very weird,

because on my date with Chase,

he kinda made me feel, like, comfortable.

I can be myself.

It's, like, a little bit

of a red flag with Francesca.

But I'm here to find my perfect match,

so I don't really care.

Just gonna have fun.

As far as I know him, it was a vibe.

He was nice, and he was chill,

and I feel like--

Get to know the other guys

before you make a decision.

100%.

[sighs] How are you guys feeling?

Feeling stressed.

Okay, why do you feel stressed, Shayne?

Me and Ines,

it's very clear that… it's off.

If it takes this long

to try to get it going…

-[Anne-Sophie] Okay.

-…it just doesn't feel right.

Okay.

I just don't wanna be here--

[Ines] I'm coming here without wine

because when I talk about how I feel,

I spill stuff on myself.

[Shayne and Anne-Sophie sigh]

[Ines] Oh my!

[Anne-Sophie] You know-- [exhales]

This is too much for me.

Can we have a conversation?

[Nick] No.

I'm talking to Izzy.

[Shayne] There are five guys, seven girls,

and I'm feeling pretty good with this.

I'm not sure if Ines is gonna be

my perfect match or not yet,

but I'm still trying to be vulnerable

as well in the situation.

There's people interested in Ines.

Why wouldn't they be?

I think Nick's

definitely interested in her.

I can see why they would be.

He's a very smart, strategic,

analytical guy, and so is she.

Um, I offer something

completely different than Nick does,

but I'd be foolish to think

someone else isn't interested in Ines.

What's up?

-I'm confused.

-[Ines] Honestly?

Please tell me.

I don't know what I did wrong.

Please tell me.

Well, to start with, we haven't

had a conversation for 24 hours.

Right.

When I stepped into this house,

I decided to make a bold move

in stepping outside of my comfort zone

and make myself vulnerable,

choosing someone

that I would've not expected I liked.

And that's the thing I wanted to explore,

which was so different

from what I've known.

To an extent where when I had the choice

and when I had the power

to make a decision

on whether or not I wanted to go with you

or with Nick,

who I knew had mutual feelings for me,

and he seemed like someone

who knew what he wanted to go for.

You are way more intellectual than I am…

to a certain extent.

-Shayne.

-I know.

-Shayne?

-What?

-Shayne.

-What?

-What?

-I don't like to feel resentful.

[Shayne] You're very smart.

You know what you want

and go after what you want, okay?

You think you and Nick

still have a chance, or no?

You know, it's not my call anymore.

Me and Ines, we haven't talked all day.

She was talking to the girls, gossiping.

I think Nick's the guy

she wants to go for now too.

I think her and Nick are a perfect match,

but I've no idea

if Nick's gonna choose Ines.

Nick falls in love at the drop of the hat.

Someone tells him he's cute,

boom, in love.

[Shayne] We'll see

what he's interested in.

I'm still sweating, but I'm excited.

I can bring my C game

and be better than Nick, don't worry.

[Shayne] And I'm excited

about the two girls coming in the house.

They're both very beautiful,

and I'm very intrigued

by what could possibly happen.

If it doesn't go well with both of them,

I'm in a very difficult situation.

[sighs] f*ck. All right.

Shall we get a drink?

-Yeah, please. Yeah.

-Let's go.

[Ines] Let's go.

Hey, update me.

Tell me what you're feeling,

'cause I haven't spoken to you properly

since we came in.

Why'd you pull me over?

Well, because I'm like--

I don't really know where your head's at.

Do you know who's over there?

In the cabana?

[Anne-Sophie] In the cabana?

Oh, Nick and Izzy.

-Glorious! Great!

-You need to make sure you--

Give them time, but you need to make sure

you pull him away so you can get--

But what do I say?

[Ines] My plan is to talk with Nick.

Nick has been

so much more consistent and brave

in explicitly saying what he wants,

and he wants to be with me.

[Ines] So I just wanna tell him

how I'm feeling,

and I want him to pick me

and to grow this connection,

which I believe that, so far, we have.

-What's up, Ines?

-[Ines] Hello.

[Nick chuckles]

-How's it going?

-I just-- Hi.

I'm good.

Ta-ta! [chuckles] Um, yeah.

I just wanted to know

if I could have a word with you.

-When you guys are done, obviously.

-Yeah. For sure.

I don't wanna pressure anything.

Yeah, I'll definitely-- I'll snag you.

-We sat 30 seconds ago.

-I have no clue what "snagging" is--

-I'll grab you-- I'll pull you aside.

-"Grabbing" sounds dodgy.

But I'll go with the "snagging,"

whatever that means.

So, yeah, just wanted

to announce out of courtesy

my interest in speaking

to the gentleman over there.

-[Izzy] It's fine.

-[Nick] Okay.

[Izzy] I obviously came in here.

I'm a new girl.

I know what girls are like.

They like competition,

and this house is clearly competitive.

[Nick] She's been matched

with Shayne the entire time.

[Izzy] Hmm.

But we're in the same house,

so we've been talking a bit,

and she's super cool. I do like her.

I just need to figure out, you know,

what's going on with Shayne and Ines,

also Savannah.

It's messy.

-Tell me where your head's at.

-I like you more than I thought I would.

We got along super well.

I love how we joked together.

I think we have a lot in common.

[Izzy] We vibed straight off.

Like, on paper, we're like, "Dang."

But you've gotta

try everything, don't you?

-I'm gonna--

-No, I like you.

I thought our date was great.

I wanna get to know you more.

Do you really think that?

'Cause I just don't think

you feel like that.

No, I legitimately do.

I got the impression that you're into her.

-What just happened just now?

-Yeah.

You know me and Savannah had a one-on-one?

Mm-hmm.

Um, I don't want you

to read too much into it.

-She knows she's on the chopping block.

-[Francesca] Mm-hmm.

And we did have a conversation.

She pulled me aside, and she did…

Um…

[Francesca] Say no more.

Say no more.

-What a f*cking b*tch.

-No! But, like, I want, like…

[tense music playing]

-[chuckles]

-f*ck's wrong with her?

So I wanted to make sure

I had that conversation with you,

so you don't think

I was holding that information from you.

-I trust you.

-Yeah.

What a f*cking little snake-y-a*s b*tch.

She even said, "I know you're loyal."

I told her, like--

What the f*ck was the point of that?

Just to piss me off?

Now she's literally hitting on Dom.

I think she's desperate.

She's obviously grabbing everyone aside

and letting them know, but I told her.

-Ohhh.

-I was like, "You know I'm loyal."

[Francesca] What the f*ck is she thinking?

Asking him to keep her

or whatever the f*ck she said to him,

that's f*cked up.

Savannah crossed the line,

and I'm not gonna stand for it.

-Yeah.

-I'm glad she did that. I'm glad.

Now I have more reason

to f*cking hate her.

[suspenseful music playing]

I will not sleep tonight

unless Savannah goes home.

-[Nick] Ines!

-Yeah!

Let's chat.

Hi.

Where are you at right now?

You seem so, like, frazzled.

I don't know what "frazzled" is.

You seemed so, like, everywhere.

-Yeah, I'm all over the place, and it's--

-Yeah.

Yeah, I am.

I'm so bad with this.

-I have a lot of self-confidence…

-You have plenty of time.

…until I'm putting myself

in a vulnerable position.

But when I decided to match with Shayne,

what I appreciated the most about you

is that you still took time

to get to know me,

and you've put your ego aside,

and you didn't care.

I wish I could say I--

I do regret, actually, that I make

a bad decision the first night,

but that's the exact reason

why we're here.

So, where are you at with Shayne now?

It's 100% clear.

I don't care about Shayne's decision.

Uh, even if he would pick me tonight,

I would leave the house.

You're a very intelligent person,

mathematically speaking, etc.

But on top of that,

you've put yourself out there

in such a vulnerable way

outside of your comfort zone.

It's a huge f*cking thing.

You understand me, and I get that, but--

[Nick] Ugh!

Going into tonight,

I feel like I have three solid options.

It's a good problem to have,

but I just don't know what route to take.

I can follow my heart,

go with Ines, see that through,

but I feel like my head

is telling me I should stick with Izzy.

We had a great date,

and there's nothing wrong with her.

It's just we haven't

had enough time together.

Oh my God, I don't know what to do.

It's-- No, you have… I just don't--

Like, I don't want you

to leave the house too.

And then the strategic side of me,

which always comes out,

is telling me, "Stick with Savannah."

"You all could just ride

all the way to the end of this thing,"

but I'm not here for a friendship. So…

Yeah, we'll see what happens.

I just want to leave this house,

um,

knowing that

you took the decision that felt--

I don't know if it's a brave one

but just the right one.

You'll never be bored of me.

I can tell you that much.

Stop trying to sell yourself.

Obviously, some boys here

don't have a match properly,

for example, Shayne.

I want to get to know Shayne more

and just see what he's about,

and see if there's more of a connection

than me and Nick.

So, be honest,

the whole situation with, like, Nick…

Are you friends with Nick? You close?

I really don't care.

-Really?

-Why?

-'Cause I went on a date with him.

-I know.

Here's the deal.

I'm just, like-- I want people to explore

every option possible here.

I'm not worried about

if you have a connection with him.

That's great. Fantastic.

[chuckles]

Why would I care about that?

[laughs]

[snorts]

Oh, that was sexy!

[both laughing]

If I can make you snort,

I think that's a good sign.

-[Izzy] That was so bad.

-I'm good.

You better not say that. That I snorted.

I think Izzy is absolutely beautiful.

I love her energy.

Um, she seems like

she doesn't need attention 24/7.

She's very secure with who she is,

that I've talked to so far.

[Shayne] I find that very attractive.

What's your main insecurity?

I could not tell you.

-Okay, wow.

-Yeah, what about you?

I mean…

Yeah.

-My calves.

-Huh? [laughs]

[both laughing]

Do you know what I was gonna say?

I was gonna say I want my boobs done,

but that's pretty shallow.

No! That's the whole point!

-You gotta say something like that! Yeah!

-Yeah!

The spark was already there with Izzy

more than it's been with Ines.

That's spark I'm looking for.

The only thing is, I definitely watched

the first episode of you in--

I got k*lled on there, yeah.

-Who am I talking to?

-[woman] I don't know, guess.

No. It's Shaina. There you go.

That's what I was hoping for.

Hello?

It's Natalie.

Of course.

-I was--

-You were a d*ck, and I was like…

That's kind of attractive,

but I shouldn't be attracted to that.

-Your makeup's good.

-Savannah, can I talk to you?

-[Anne-Sophie] Is it?

-Sure, yeah. Do you wanna come right here?

-I think we'll go over here.

-[Savannah] Wanna switch?

-[Francesca] Over here?

-[Anne-Sophie] My feet hurt.

Oh Lord.

I don't know if I can trust Francesca.

I'm here to find my perfect match,

and I'm not sure if she's worth my energy.

Um…

So, how are you feeling?

[Savannah]

As good as anyone else right now.

-So, like--

-[Savannah] How are you feeling?

I mean, not the best.

-Like, I know you made a pass at Dom.

-Made a pass at Dom?

You were telling him that, um…

I guess seeing

if he was interested in you or whatever.

I would hardly call that making a pass.

I think I'm just here

doing what I'm supposed to do.

-I brought him aside--

-What are you supposed to be doing?

Finding my perfect match.

Isn't that what we're all doing?

I wouldn't be making moves on Joey.

He's in a relationship.

-You in a relationship with Dom?

-Me and Dom are together.

-It's obvious. Don't you think?

-Are you boyfriend and girlfriend?

-I don't think that matters.

-I guess you're not together.

I think it's shady.

I think it's f*cked up.

I need a mop to pick up

your f*cking dignity off the floor

because I would never pull that f*cking--

You're desperate.

You're trying to stay. I get it.

-No, I'm not.

-But to go for Dom-- We're together.

-You're not. You said you weren't.

-I don't know why you would bother.

-I'm here to find my perfect match.

-Other people here are single.

-You should spend time focusing on them…

-I was.

…and not focusing on someone

clearly in a relationship.

-He's not in a relationship with you.

-Can you stop?

I don't know your issue.

-You said you weren't.

-You're not here to find anyone.

-I'm very aware.

-I am.

I think you're shady,

and I hope you go home tonight,

but if you don't,

you'll be with me and my friends,

so it'll be awkward for you.

Do what you have to, but don't talk to Dom

'cause I'm f*cking over it.

-[Savannah chuckles]

-Good luck.

-[Savannah] I'll talk to who I want.

-[Francesca] I hope you stay, b*tch.

[tense music playing]

What a f*cking shady piece of sh*t.

Oh my God.

-[Anne-Sophie] You okay?

-[Savannah] Fine.

-You don't have to sit here.

-[Savannah] I don't have to.

I know I don't.

I don't have to do anything.

I feel like I'm done talking to you.

I don't have anything to say.

You didn't wanna talk. You just wanted

to say your piece and walk away.

I don't need to hear your piece.

When I wanna talk to someone,

I have a decent conversation.

I don't sit them down and talk down

on them because I feel threatened by them.

I have a mature conversation,

like how I'm having with you.

This is mature? You're not talking

in a condescending voice?

You're not talking down to me?

Like you're a better woman?

Like how you were talking to me

on that couch?

Because you're f*cking shady.

I'm not shady!

If you wanted a conversation with Dom,

you should've pulled me and told that.

Instead, you went behind my back.

That's shady.

-Hold on.

-How do you not see that?

I don't see that as shady because aren't

we all here to discover our perfect match?

Am I not entitled to have feelings

for multiple people in the house?

Am I not entitled to have a conversation

with someone that I kissed yesterday?

Am I not entitled to have

the same opportunities

that you have in this house?

-I am.

-No. You're not entitled.

I will let you know that I am,

regardless of who you are.

You don't go for someone…

And nothing about your opinion

is going to change that, Francesca.

I'm sorry it hurt your feelings

that I went and talked to Dom.

-It was honestly embarrassing for you.

-It's not embarrassing for me.

We had a great conversation,

and I'm glad that we did.

There is nothing embarrassing about it

because he told me that if I had

talked to him on the first day,

things might have been different.

-[Savannah] You know what?

-[Francesca] He told me he said that.

It takes a while for me to open up,

maybe why I have so much love to give,

because I keep it sacred,

and I hold it close to my heart,

and it may not be true for you,

but you are no one to judge me

for having a conversation with Dom.

If anyone made a pass at Joey,

you'd be reacting the same right now.

If anyone had made a pass

at anyone in a relationship,

the situation would be the same. So…

Please stop talking about Joey

when you kissed him yesterday.

I had no choice.

I had to kiss everyone, so--

Hey, and I have no choice

but to get to know everyone in this villa.

-How's that working out for you?

-It's working out great.

-Thank you.

-So go talk to them, not me.

-Don't get mad at me.

-Talking won't keep you in this house.

-Thank you.

-Have fun.

f*cking hate her.

[Francesca] Savannah is trying

to sabotage my relationship,

so it's really f*cking pissing me off.

It's just f*cked up.

She's not here

for the right reasons and I am,

so Savannah can go the f*ck home

at this point for all I care.

Please leave us alone.

[Savannah]

I'll go find Dom and talk to him again.

Francesca was trying to insult me

because I had one conversation with Dom?

More wine?

Or rosé?

I owe it to myself to fully embrace

the experience and get to know everyone.

I think that's the reason we're all here.

I would be foolish to not do that.

So I know I'm in the right,

and I think it's stupid that she's mad,

but, b*tch, stay mad.

[Savannah] Hey.

[Kariselle] sh*t.

Savannah's talking to Dom.

Savannah's talking to Dom.

[Francesca] Dom.

No.

["In Your Feelings"

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