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01x06 - Love is Savage

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Perfect Match". Aired: February 14, 2023 – present.*
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A group of single Netflix alumni arrive in a tropical villa where they attempt to match themselves into couples.

01x06 - Love is Savage

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[upbeat rock music playing]

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Tell me, are you ready? ♪

♪ Ready for anything ♪

If you lock eyes during sex,
I feel like you remember that sex.

Yeah.

I would never have sex and not kiss them.

The only people who do that
are people that have wives or something.

Guys, I haven't had sex for too long.

Like weeks or months?

-A month.
-A month?

Oh yeah. Many month.

I feel like you long for something,
like, beautiful and real,

and when you initially meet somebody,
you're not just down to hook up.

You wanna see if there's
a more meaningful emotional connection.

But it's true. Like, I can't, like,
have sex like this with someone

if I don't have an emotional connection.

I feel like you're a low-key freak.

-"Low-key freak"?
-[Francesca] Yeah.

What is a low-key freak?

You, like, take charge, and you make out
with their ears and their toes,

and, like, you're sucking
on their fingers or something.

I love doing that, actually.

Mm!

[all laughing]

♪ Like it ♪

♪ I la-la-la-like it ♪

♪ You know that I ain't mad 'bout it ♪

♪ Come on, gotta have, have it ♪

♪ Because I like it ♪

[Shayne] I like Ines. She's a sweetheart.

But Joey and Kariselle sent me
on my blind date.

I'm interested in exploring
another option here, at this point.

I'm excited to see
who walks through that door.

[excitedly laughing]

Hi, I'm Chloe.
I'm from Season 1 of Too Hot to Handle

and Season 2 of The Circle.

Being on Too Hot to Handle
was a little bit of a whirlwind.

I wasn't there for the right reasons.

I'm sick of all these
bloody dreams I'm having.

I'm dreaming about
shagging everyone in the house.

I wasn't ready then,

and I feel like I'm ready to find love.

I'm looking for my perfect match

because everyone deserves love,
and clearly, I'm not doing it right.

Hi, I'm Chloe.

-What's your name?
-I'm Shayne.

Shayne. Oh, it's so lovely to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

-Oh my God, you look gorgeous.
-You look absolutely stunning.

-You look beautiful.
-Do you like it?

Yes, I love it.

You wanna go outside?

-Shall we?
-Try some wines?

-Yeah, please.
-[chuckles]

When Chloe walked in with that energy
and her personality, she lit up the room,

and it made me feel comfortable too.

I didn't have to hold back.
She matched it all.

It was almost kinda scary
how much chemistry we had right away.

-So, you're from the UK?
-Yeah.

I can tell.

So I studied abroad there when
the Summer Olympics were there. Yes.

Are you an Olympian?

No! I studied abroad there
when the Olympics were playing.

[both laughing]

I'm flattered you thought
I could be an Olympian.

You look like one.

You're huge.

[Shayne] No.

Can you do accents?

No. I'm not even gonna try.

I'm gonna sh**t you a couple of accents,

and you've gotta do some for me.

All right, let's go.

-My accent.
-[chuckles]

Say, "Hi, babe. You're such a salt."

A what?

-"Salt."
-A soul?

-A salt.
-Oh, okay.

-Yeah?
-[attempting accent] Hi, babe.

You're such a swan.

[chuckling]
I don't think that's even close.

That's actually embarrassing.

-Are you glad that it's me though?
-I am extremely happy.

This is my first date
in eight months since the show.

I wanna cuddle you.

I haven't, honestly...

I haven't even really texted anyone
since everything.

Well, to be honest with you,
I have been, like... I'm a single Pringle.

Why now? Why do this?

-I deserve to be loved.
-Yeah.

-I need someone very family-oriented.
-Mm-hmm.

Because when I'm not working,
I don't go out partying with my friends.

-Yeah.
-I'm with my family.

I feel like from my experiences
with previous partners,

getting my heart broken, like we all have...

Trust me, I know.

...and all of that, it's just nice
to be able to be put in this position

and opportunity to meet you
and everyone else...

It'd be foolish not to do it,
at least, and try it.

Exactly, yeah.

So, are you open to love in this villa?

-Oh my God. Absolutely.
-Yeah.

I'm very genuine. Very, like, authentic.

You'll know what I...

One thing you can say about me
is I'm very transparent.

-Like Marmite, you love me or hate me.
-Exactly.

-On Love is Blind, would you propose?
-100%

-Would you?
-I think so.

Even without seeing me?

Yeah, 'cause I love your energy.
I love your accent.

I might be your perfect match.

I might be.

-Well, here I am!
-[laughing]

♪ Your first touch
Is taking me to heaven ♪


[Chloe] I really wanna paint your face.

Turquoise is your color.

♪ You look so good to me ♪

♪ Your first touch
Is taking me to heaven ♪


It's right there.

♪ And I never knew what heaven could be ♪

It's crazy to think
I didn't know Shayne about an hour ago,

and now I feel like
I've known him for years.

The way we connected straightaway,
absolutely mind-blowing.

Shall we?

-You look fantastic.
-[Chloe] That's really sexy.

[Chloe giggling]

I'm getting horny. I'm not gonna lie.

[laughs]

I'm saying, "Chloe, think with your brain
and not with your t*ts."

-Now we shower this off?
-Yeah.

Have we gotta get naked?

[Shayne] I mean,
we could talk about that later.

[uplifting dance music playing]

I love everything about Shayne.
His eyes are gorgeous, his hair.

He's just curly.

There's potential that me and Shayne
are gonna be couple of the house.

The mum and dad.

Or if not,
the f*cked-up brother and sister.

We're gonna get married.

Is that weird?
We don't wanna go full Game of Thrones.

I'm so sorry. Did I just touch your p*nis?

I mean... [laughs]

[laughing]

[uplifting dance music continues]

Last night, I got matched up with Georgia,

who's lovely and beautiful,

and then I'm thrown into this date
with another beautiful woman.

It feels nice
to feel like a little hot commodity

and have a few options
under my belt right now.

This kind of made me realize
that I put all my eggs into one basket.

I was focused on Francesca.

I'm going into this date

with the intentions
of just open mind, open heart.

No more tunnel vision.

What is this?

Oh!

Okay.

I'm Colony, and I'm from Selling Tampa.

The home is 12,000 square feet.

You can find things to do
in every inch of this home.

Take it all in.

You could do
a lot of things in that hot tub.

[both laughing]

Girl, don't threaten me with a good time.

I'm picky when it comes to men I date.

I'm successful and ambitious.

[Colony] I'm looking for my match
to reciprocate that boss energy.

-Hello, hello.
-Hello. How are you?

Good. I'm Dom. Do you do hugs?

-I love hugs. I'm Colony.
-[Dom] Colony?

-Yeah.
-Pleasure to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

[Dom] This is a lovely
little setup we got here.

-[Colony] A little wine tasting today.
-I see a lot of words.

I'm not too good with words.

-Oh yeah?
-I thought Alaska was a country.

What is it? [giggles]

It's... it's a state.

Well, hey. You like wine.
You're a wine drinker.

I... I, uh, I like alcohol.

[Dom] Here's to you.

Welcome to Panama.

Perfect. Cheers.

-To Colony.
-[chuckles]

Mm.

You were with somebody,
and now you're here, so what's going on?

I was with a lovely woman named Francesca.

Okay.

We won a compatibility challenge.

Okay.

I'm gonna flex a little here. I had to do
about 27 push-ups with her on my back.

-Oh, sh*t.
-More than any guy here.

-I can see it.
-Know what I'm sayin'?

We earned it. We got into the boardroom.

We had the opportunity
to bring two new singles in,

and she chose to bring in
someone for herself... um, over me.

It's cutthroat out here.

Yeah, so tonight there's gonna be
seven women and five men.

And, um... there's only five rooms.

-So two people have to go home.
-Two have to go home.

You know what, that's fine.
I wanna focus on our date.

We have some wine here. Let's start.

Obviously, working in real estate,
you kind of work for yourself.

-[Colony] Definitely.
-So you're definitely a strong woman.

-A powerful woman.
-Uh-huh.

You know?
Putting money in the bank account.

I just wanna let you know
I have no issue with that.

-Is that what you like?
-I'm fine being a househusband.

-[laughing]
-I'll take care of the kids.

-You gotta go to work.
-The pets.

-What?
-I need you to go to work.

-I could do that too.
-Those muscles are not gonna pay bills.

I'm just letting you know
that I ain't afraid of no strong woman.

Women run the world,
you know what I'm saying?

Men, you know, we're just here to watch.

Okay. I don't like to play.

I don't want games. Do not play with me.

Right now, I am matched
with another lovely woman named...

-Who?
-Named Georgia.

I did tell her that if she were
to choose me to match up,

that I would give this a chance
with my whole open heart, open mind.

-I respect that.
-I do owe her that, you know?

So, what I would recommend to you
is go in there,

meet the other guys,
and do what you gotta do.

-Okay.
-You're not gonna have no problem.

-I mean, I'm a bold b*tch, so...
-Oh.

-[laughs]
-Hey.

-Let's drink to that.
-Hey.

I'm gonna step in the house
with just my bad b*tch energy.

And if I see something I like,
I'm definitely gonna go after it.

I'm ready to find my perfect match.

["Let's Start the Show"
by Nineoneone playing]

[indistinct chatter]

-[Izzy] Good vibes tonight.
-[Francesca] Good vibes.

Today, Dom was gone, so it was nice.

I would rather him not be here

because I can't go all in
on Damian 100% with Dom there.

I wanna be respectful.

Obviously, I don't wanna be
sitting on your lap...

-No.
-...in front of him.

But I also wanna
pursue things with you fully

because we only have so much time here.

[Kariselle] Hello!

[Joey] Hello, hello, hello!

-Oh!
-[Joey] Hey!

-We had the best date of all time, baby!
-[cheering]

-[Bartise] You're looking tan.
-[Georgia] How are you guys?

You got some sun, Joey.

Joey asked me to be his girlfriend.

-[all] Whoa!
-[Georgia] Are you serious?

[cheering]

Oh my God! Oh my God!

[all cheering and screaming]

[Francesca] Oh my God! Yay!

Chloe was on my season
of Too Hot to Handle,

and although we didn't
necessarily get along,

seeing them together, like, automatically,
I know that they are definitely a match.

You look absolutely stunning.

Thank you. I look like... a chewing gum.

[Izzy] How are you?

[cheering]

-[Chloe] Can I get a "hiya?"
-[laughter]

[Ines] I've never met Chloe,

but I can see that Shayne
is literally glowing inside out,

and it's a little bit like the Adele song,

where you're, like,
seeing from the other side,

and it's a bit painful.

[Kariselle] Tell us everything.

So, I walked in
and ever since we see each other,

we hit it off straightaway.

-It was so easy. It was.
-It was so easy.

-[Joey] Hey!
-[cheering]

-[Joey] What up?
-[Dom] How are you doing?

-[Francesca] Hi!
-[Dom] What's going on, Joey?

-[Joey] You guys have fun?
-Yes, sir.

-Colony? I'm Joey. So nice to meet you.
-Hi, Joey. Nice to meet you.

[Kariselle] We're the ones
that hooked you guys up.

[Colony] Oh sh*t. Hello!

Watching him and Colony walk in,
I'm just like,

[gasps] "What's he gonna do?
Did he have fun?"

"How's their body language?"

[cheering]

-Who wants champagne?
-[Bartise] That's a good start.

[Lachey] What's up, guys?
How are we doing?

[all] Hey!

It's another big night.

There are seven ladies and only five men.

At the end of the evening,
anyone without a partner

will leave the house... alone.

Choose wisely,
and here's to finding your perfect match.

[cheering]

-[Lachey] Have a great night, guys.
-I just wanna say... So...

Obviously, I went on a date with Colony.
Um...

[Kariselle]
Thirty as well. Thirty as well!

-[Dom] Sorry to interrupt this.
-Hi. Okay.

-How you doin'? I'm Bartise.
-Hi, Bartise. Nice to meet you.

-Bartise, Colony.
-I've heard a lot about you.

-Have you?
-[Dom] Yeah.

Amazing woman, gorgeous.

Strong, Black woman. Works for herself.

-Gassing her up?
-Gassing her up a little bit.

-Look, keep it coming.
-[laughs]

-All right, Colony.
-Okay.

He's speaking highly of you.

-Very highly.
-Also of me too.

-I know. Thank you for that, Dom.
-Good to meet you.

A part of me thinks that me being set up
with Colony wasn't, like, you know,

a Cupid match-up.

I think it was just
Kariselle and Francesca

trying to put a wedge
in between me and Georgia.

So, I still got my heart set on Georgia.

-[Colony] This house is really pretty.
-[Bartise] It's nice.

-Look at that view.
-I haven't taken it all in.

It's so beautiful.

-It won't get old.
-Wow.

[Bartise]
I was on Love is Blind, Season 3.

I was 25 at the time, 26 now.

-sh*t, you're 26.
-Uh-huh.

-Oh wow.
-Why do you say, "sh*t," like that?

You're a baby.

That's what everybody says
when I say that.

-I thought you were my age.
-Which is, what, 28?

-No.
-No?

-I'm 30.
-30?

I don't normally date younger guys.

Mm-hmm.

-So...
-I don't normally date younger girls.

-Okay.
-[chuckles]

For me, I'm looking for a guy
who is really ready to, like, do this.

I'm ready to get married,
ready to have children.

-Okay.
-Are you on that same page, or...?

You want, what, six months,
two years? Right now?

Uh, one to two years. Something like that.

I think, in that sense,
I am too young for you, then.

Damn.

Bro, you were just about to get married.

Make it make sense.

Yikes.

[Izzy] Fill me in on the date.

Right, so I was not expecting...
to even get on with a person.

-You know I'm so picky.
-I know.

And then, yeah,
I started to kind of get butterflies.

Stop!

And we were massaging each other,
and it was really cool.

-I got really horny. [giggles]
-[gasps]

-Shock. Shock.
-I was like...

And then we showered.

Like, together? Naked?

-No, not naked.
-[laughs]

If anybody is gonna pair up with Shayne,
it's gonna be Chloe.

-[Shayne] It was so great.
-She lights up a room.

I gotta figure out what to say to Ines.
I think she has an idea.

Uh, yeah, I would assume so.

You walked in beaming.

-[Ines] Oh, hey.
-Hey!

-She's bringing the champagne.
-Hello.

[laughter]

-Take a seat. Start pouring.
-[Ines] Okay.

Ladies and gentleman.

I was matched with... with Shayne,
as you might know,

and it's so f*cking obvious
that you guys are meant to be together.

I mean, it's just, like...
it's just so obvious.

-[Ines] He's glowing.
-[poignant music playing]

-[Dom] Why are... why are you perfect?
-[Georgia] Why are you perfect?

Don't make me cry.

-[Georgia] You're so nice.
-I don't wanna cry.

[Georgia] I'm gonna cry.

[Georgia laughs]

Hey, hey, hey.

Like, I really wanted him
to know that I was genuine

and I cared about him beyond,
like, you know, like, all of this.

-But he knows.
-[Izzy] He knows that.

[Ines] I've shared
a lot of moment with Shayne

and what is painful is for me
to know that although I did try,

I haven't been able to make him happy, um...

But also, that's how love is.

Not everyone's meant to be
with each other,

and those two just make sense.

-[Ines] Hey.
-[Shayne] Hi.

[Ines] Hi.

It's not easy for me,
what's going on here either, but...

-I know. I know.
-Um...

I know. Yeah.

You're fantastic. You are. You really are.

That's kind. I don't know. [chuckles]

You do know that.

[chuckles]

I know it sounds cliché,
but I care about you genuinely.

And that's why I'm glad we did
not leave on those terms where, like...

-Yeah, we had this stupid argument.
-You know what I mean?

-Hug it out?
-Yeah, let's have a hug.

Come here.

[Ines] Hug it out.

[Shayne] Mm.

[Ines speaking indistinctly]

I'm happy you're happy.

Thank you.

So I know if I match Chloe tonight,
it's very likely that Ines is going home.

It breaks my heart
because she is such a great person.

She deserves to find love
as much as anyone else here.

[Izzy] Just gonna be honest
with how I feel and everything.

In my head, the reason I picked you is
'cause we had a vibe and we had fun.

Yeah.

I... I don't know how you feel
'cause you haven't told me.

Right. Right.

Today is day two for me.

I feel that we were
the most connected yesterday,

and that's why we matched.

-And we still have a crazy connection.
-Yeah.

But it's soon for both of us right now.

I came in here and there was two guys
that were like, "I wanna go with Izzy,"

and I didn't pick either of them, right?

And I picked you.

'Cause I made a big decision last night.

You did, and it's my turn tonight.

If I had to make my decision right now,
I'd pick you, obviously.

[Izzy] Mm-hmm.

Yeah. It's going good for me and you.

[chuckles]

-[Dom] I'm so nervous right now.
-[laughing] Why?

-I'm sweaty, and I'm, like...
-No, you're not.

I can never tell. How was your day?

Colony, she's actually... an amazing woman.

[Georgia] She seems really nice. Lovely.

We had a really great time,

but I already knew
from the moment my date was over,

I knew that...

[giggles softly]

You're so nice to me.

[Dom] I knew it was Georgia.

This is the happiest I've been
in a long time.

[Georgia] Oh, really?

So I kind of had a little chat
with Francesca after you left.

[tense music playing]

Um, there was a moment
where she said something to me, like...

you said you loved her.

It's weird that we are...

getting to know each other
when you said you loved her last night.

That's very much dead in my eyes.

I mean that, like, truthfully,
because for me, when somebody...

Does that.

...does that to me,

it's, like, why would I take the time
to dwell on that?

And it wouldn't be fair to you
if you thought, "There's a potential."

Like, "You and Francesca," or...

That wouldn't be fair to you,
just sticking around for the ride

until something were to happen.
And it's like...

-It is not like that.
-Mm.

[Dom] You're my top priority.

I don't know how many ways
there are to tell you that,

-that, like, I actually enjoy you...
-I know.

...and, like, I don't know how many other
syllables and adjectives I can use...

-You don't need to tell me anything.
-Okay.

♪ So, are you gonna take me home? ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't wanna spend
This night alone ♪


♪ Are you gonna take me home? ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't wanna... ♪

They're kissing.

-[gasps]
-[Izzy] That's what I mean.

-[Shayne] Woo!
-[Izzy] Sheesh!

[Dom] Damn it, Shayne. [chuckles]

-[Georgia] We've been caught.
-[Francesca] Dom's a little b*tch.

He told me he loved me,
and you're making out in front of me.

It's petty, and...

It actually makes me feel good because
I can make out with him whenever I want.

No, 100%, because he's being nasty.
I don't like it.

Is making out with me
genuine or is that, like, a...?

-No, it was genuine.
-Is it genuine?

-It's genuine.
-Okay.

Obviously, it's genuine.

I like that face.
She's like, "f*ck you, Damian."

I brought you in here 'cause I wanted to...

[quietly] You know. So I don't wanna...

All right. We're good?

-[whimsical music playing]
-Oh, okay.

[Kariselle] f*ck yeah.

Hell yeah.

I love what I see!

[whispering]

[Shayne] Let's go to the treehouse.

Well, now I am violently awkward.

[Kariselle, laughing] I'm like,
"Who can I hang out with?"

I wanted to hold back
on the PDA with Damian in front of Dom,

just out of respect,

but Dom and Georgia
are flirting and kissing.

I'm like, "f*ck it.
I'm just gonna make out with you."

And if it pisses Dom off, it does,
but I don't even care anymore.

-[music ends abruptly]
-Was that too savage?

[Francesca] How are you feeling?

-A lot running through my mind.
-Like what?

That I like you.

I'm gonna punch you in the face.

I'm gonna punch you in the face.
You can't do that to me right now.

That I wanna spend the night with you.

["Never Come Down"
by Kristina Murrell playing]

♪ I know you wanna please me ♪

So will you be my match tonight?

Yeah. Of course.

♪ You know I need your loving on go ♪

♪ Don't hold it back
Reverse it, take it down slow, then... ♪


[Francesca] What if they're stalking?

-I want you to be my match if you say yes.
-Oh yeah?

-Will you be my match?
-[dramatically] I mean, I guess.

♪ Come test me
Bring out the best me ♪


♪ Baby, come bless me
Cuff and arrest me ♪


[Ines] Right now, I just know
that it's my time to leave.

I'm leaving this place

knowing that Joey and Kariselle

announced today that they were
boyfriend and girlfriend.

-[Bartise] Yeah.
-Um, I mean, you guys are together.

I know you were my date yesterday, but...

but, like, seeing you guys interacting,
it just make complete sense.

[Izzy] You said you learned
so much about yourself.

So much. What the hell? What the hell?

[Bartise] Also, congrats on today.
It's a big day for you.

It's a huge day.
It took me two f*cking years on and off...

-[Bartise] That's awesome.
-[Colony] Can we cheers to that?

-Cheers to that!
-Cheers!

-[Bartise] Let's chat.
-Hey, baby. Hey.

The new girly friend.
You're the only girlfriend in the house.

I'm just gonna continue
to f*cking drink, 'cause yikes.

I'm noticing everyone is just
pretty, like, matched or cliqued up.

I just... I don't really like anybody here.

So then what's going on with Ines?

I need to talk to her.

This is where I'm coming from.

The fact that someone hand-picked you...

The reason you're here
is because you're so compatible for her.

-Right.
-You know what I mean?

So, for me, I think that's
something worth exploring.

I love Izzy too. I think Izzy's so funny.

I love both of them so much.
But, like, I mean, like obviously, like...

I feel compatible with both of them.

I think you should find Ines
and talk to her and...

-I'm gonna go find her right now.
-Yeah.

[Bartise] There's five guys, seven girls.
The power is in my hands today.

Right now, Izzy's at the forefront,

but if you asked me that 24 hours ago,
Ines was at the forefront. You know?

So I need to give myself
the best possible chance

to find my perfect match here.
I have to have difficult conversations

and figure out who these girls are
and who I am and what I want.

-We've got the master bedroom.
-Huh?

-We've got the master bedroom.
-Let's go.

-Can we?
-Sure.

-Okay.
-Peace.

-See you.
-Are you meant to ask me first?

Will you, love...?

[giggling]

-[Shayne] Darling.
-[Chloe] Yeah?

-Would you join me?
-Yes.

-In the master bedroom?
-Yeah.

-For a dip and a sleepover?
-I wanna go with you.

Let's go.

-See you soon.
-Bye.

[Shayne] Peace.

I don't want whoever's left here tonight
to be sitting down here on their own.

Yeah.

[Georgia] You know what I mean?

[Dom] Yeah. I mean, obviously we have...

You care about Izzy. I care about Ines.

I don't know what's gonna happen,
so say I walked away now.

Yeah.

What's going on? Why are you crying?

It's just, like, I probably need,
like, to reset my emotions,

and... I don't know.

The night is not over.

I can't hear you say that
because we're not done yet.

You're so sweet.

-I do feel this.
-Yeah?

Hmm.

The way you look
and the way I look is like...

I... I really feel that there's something.

You need a match?

-S...
-You need a real match?

Are you willing to, or no?

[Ines] I'm willing to.
Of course I'm willing to.

I... You have this connection with Izzy,
and I don't like to step on people's foot.

[Bartise] Don't worry about them.
Time to worry about yourself.

It's time to worry about yourself.

And what's best for you.

[uplifting dance music playing]

My connection with Izzy is fun.

It was just super free, uh,

but my connection with Ines
is more emotional.

I think there's a lot left in our story,

and we need to give
me and her another chance.

I just, like, need someone who I can...

right now, rely on, you know?

You can rely on me.

I think we can make that work.

Yeah?

I really do.

[Ines groans]

I know.

This... [chuckles]
this makes the most sense.

Yeah.

[upbeat music playing]

-Salut.
-Salut.


[chuckles]

Okay. I gotta go...

I gotta go and tell Izzy that... I gotta go.

Stay right here.

You wanna talk?

-[Izzy] Do you wanna chat?
-Yeah, we need to chat.

[Izzy] Okay.

[tense music playing]

I'm gonna match with Ines tonight.

Okay.

-I'm sorry to say that. I know.
-I'm shocked at it.

'Cause we had fun,

and we had... flirty, and...
everything I'm looking for.

It was just deeper over there.

You gotta do what you gotta do, I guess.

I think, for me, I'm, like... a bit shocked.

Um... obviously.

[poignant music playing]

I was so blindsided
with Bartise's decision.

He made it out like he was gonna pick me.

I feel like we had a good connection.

So, yeah, I'm a bit gutted.

But, like, this situation here is,
like, no one's ever safe,

even if you think you are.

[Izzy] Georgia, I'm going home right now.

[Georgia] What are you talking about?

-Are you serious?
-Yeah.

Really?

Yeah. That's it. Over.

[Izzy] This is sh*t for me

'cause I feel like he made out
like it was a really good vibe.

[Izzy] Just think, "What would Izzy do?"
Don't do it. [giggles]

I love you so much.

Will you, um, follow me upstairs?

Yeah. I love you.

[Izzy] So much. So much.

-[Dom] I love you, Izzy.
-[Georgia] I love you. I love you.

I love you.

It's so hard to take a risk on someone,

but everything happens for a reason,
and we obviously weren't meant to be.

Everything that happens in life,
you learn a lesson from.

That's what I'm here for.

And I think I'm gonna go out of this
with a strong heart,

and I've learned
a lot from this experience.

♪ I'm invisible to you ♪

Coming in here, I was open-minded,

and I really wanted
to meet my perfect match,

but I don't think
that person was here for me.

So, I'm just... I'm ready for what's next.

♪ I'm an outcast ♪

♪ Ohh, I'm an outcast ♪

[upbeat music playing]

[alarm buzzing]

[sighs] Good morning.

[Kariselle] You asked me to be
your girlfriend

on international television.

For the rest of your life,
anyone who Googles you, I'm there too.

Till the next show.

[Shayne] Don't do it,
don't do it, don't do it!

-[Bartise] Oh man, in heels?
-Woo!

[Shayne] Gosh, she's so f*cking hot.

[Chloe screaming]

-She's so what?
-[Shayne] So f*cking hot.

[Chloe giggling]

[Dom] Look, you glad you stayed now?

[Shayne] Yeah. I am very happy.

Waking up next to Chloe felt fantastic.
I woke up with the biggest smile.

It was a "pinch me" moment.

Like, this is awesome.

It can't get any better right now.

What do you think
the challenge is gonna be?

[exhales]

-I think it'll be physical.
-Do you?

It'll be a physical one.
Hopefully I get to touch you a little bit.

-Hopefully?
-That'd be nice.

-[Chloe giggles]
-I hope we can do that. That's ideal.

Normally, if I'm meeting a girl
for the first time,

they're a lot of times nervous
and stumbling over themselves,

and you were not that way.

-I was like, "This girl can run her sh*t."
-[chuckles]

I was like, "Hell yeah."

Bartise and I, we do care a lot about
each other. We understand each other.

I honestly don't want
the pressure to split people up.

-But then I was like, "We need the power."
-Yeah. I want that.

I would like to win the challenge to prove

that sometimes a good match
can be not just about the crazy spark,

but it can be just about
two people who actually, like, care.

[Francesca] Let's talk about
how everybody f*cking sucks.

Yeah, literally.

Okay, who do we start with? [laughs]

I think me and you need
to win the challenge today.

Now that Georgia and Dom are established,

would someone put Georgia on a date?

Yeah.

For what?

'Cause I feel like he's way loyal to her.
I don't know if she has the same loyalty.

You don't know if she's loyal to him.

Like, do I care?

I mean, I do, but I don't.

Like, the... the nice angel is caring
and wants to match people

who are gonna give the people
coming in a chance,

and then the bad devil is like,
"Put Georgia on a date."

That would be f*cked up. [giggles]

[Francesca] I'm savage.

I'm a savage. [laughs]

[Georgia] Francesca is pissed off.

If Dom was to have left,
she would have been sure in her decision,

but the fact that he stayed
and he's, like, having fun...

[Chloe]
She hasn't got that control over him.

I don't think it sits right.

If she were to win,
she's gonna put you on a date with Will.


I'm on a date in two seconds.

You know why?
Because the fact that we all get along

is not a vibe for her.

I have no idea what today's
compatibility challenge is about.

All I know is we have to win.

And I wanna be in that boardroom.

I'm not afraid
to put it all on the line to win.

["Kiss Me Like Summer"
by Sam Shrieve playing]

♪ I got something I've been cooking up
Like fire on the grill ♪


♪ Yeah, there's trouble to get into
You already know the deal ♪


♪ So let's paint the town red
To match the bottom of your heels ♪


♪ Like  ♪

♪ Burning up like a fever ♪

♪ Making me a believer ♪

[cheering]

[Ines] I'm sure we can win this.

[Bartise] We're gonna do well.
I think your hair's gonna be okay.

[Kariselle] I'm in this Baywatch costume.

In my head, when I think Baywatch,

I'm like, "Ooh, sexy, hot,
like, slow-motion running,"

and then sponges
on our private parts, man.

This could either be really weird
or really sexy,

and I'm hoping it's the second one.

What's up? How are we doing?

[contestants] Hey!

Hot. Very hot.

-[Lachey] How was last night?
-It was great.

[Joey] You know, I had no idea
what the hell we were in for today.

We see handsome Nick Lachey,
we see a trampoline,

and we see a big pit
of some water sitting there.

So I'm going, "We're about to get
real freaky and have some fun."

[Lachey] Everyone's feeling good about
their matches right now, connected?

-Yes.
-Feeling real good.

Feeling in sync?

Aaah!

-[Lachey] I don't like to use that term.
-[laughter]

Funny guy! Funny guy!

[Francesca] ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪

[chuckling]

I'm sure you guys are anxious to know
why you're wearing these unique outfits,

and trust me,
I'm gonna get to that in a moment.

I'mma rock out with my sponge out, son.

[laughing]

Today's compatibility challenge
is gonna test your physical ability

and your communication skills as well.

It's all about working together as a team.

So here's how it's gonna work.

The very special
designer swimsuits you're wearing

have sponges attached to them
in very specific areas.

-The challenge is simple.
-[squeaking]

You guys are gonna collect
and deposit water in your containers.

Each couple will have to soak
themselves and their sponges

in this giant pool of water
you see in front of you.

You will then head
to your assigned squeezing area,

where you'll hug, you can squeeze,

you can jump, you can bounce,

whatever you can do to wring as much
water out of those sponges as possible.

The water will then be captured
in the containers below your station.

[Chloe] Wow.

It flows into there?

Oh, I see.

[Lachey] You fill the container
with enough water

that the ping-pong ball floats to the top,
where you can retrieve it.

First couple to get their ping-pong ball
wins the challenge.

Who's ready to get soaked?

Woo! Let's do it! Let's get wet!

This is my challenge right here.

We have to squeeze the sponge
so they soak up?

I'm not squeezing your f*cking d*ck.

-No, I'm squeezing my sponge.
-[laughs]

I'm squeezing every part of your body.

Go ahead, baby.
You can do whatever you want.

[laughs]

[Lachey] Yeah!

-Are we ready?
-[all] Yeah!

Get set.

[upbeat music playing]

-Soak!
-[Shayne] Here we go!

[Bartise] Let's go!

[screams]

[Georgia grunts]

[Kariselle screams] This is heavy!

[Francesca] Oh my God.

[Chloe screams]

[Shayne laughing]

[Bartise] There we go.
Hold on. There we go.

[Georgia grunting]

[Lachey] Dom and Georgia
off to a quick start.

-[Dom] Get down!
-Okay!

[Dom] The name of the game.

-Thrusting. Squeezing.
-[laughing]

-[Dom] The essentials in a relationship.
-[Georgia] Yeah.

Do mine. Do me.

-[Dom] Back to front.
-Okay.

-[Ines laughing]
-[Bartise grunting]

[Lachey] It is anyone's game right now.

A lot of different technique happening.

[Francesca]
This challenge is f*cking chaos.

Damian's throwing me out of the water.
Humping, running down. [grunts]

We have great communication,
and we also wanna f*ck each other.

It's like the best of both worlds.

[upbeat music playing]

[Joey] We're doing good.

[Lachey] Joey, Kariselle,
pick up the pace!

-You're last place.
-[Kariselle gasps]

I hate this f*cking game.

There is no one who pile-drived their girl
the way I did mine.

[Joey] Gotta go rough!

It's fun. Come on.

Joey and Kariselle have
the full mounting technique.

Let's do it! God Almighty!

[Joey] We did get
some practice in for later.

[grunting]

Holy sh*t!

-So I think we're good to go.
-[laughs]

Tough to tell who's in the lead.

There we go. Hold on. There we go.

[Ines] Hey, come on! Come on!

This is our first challenge together,
so I don't know your limits, my limits.

[both laughing]

Here we go.

I mean, we literally, like, giving up
on all the different strategy we had.

We just, like,
started squeezing each other.

[Bartise] Squeezing, rolling around.

You could have lost your fertility
in the process.

[both laughing]

The quicker you get to your platforms,
the less water you lose.

-[Shayne] All right, let's go.
-[Lachey] Refill and repeat.

The whole thing was
combining bodies on that trampoline.

[Chloe] Squeeze me!

[squealing]

-Combining bodies is our specialty.
-That's our specialty!

-[grunts]
-[Shayne] Go quick!

Chloe, that's amazing technique.

[Shayne grunting, laughing]

You'll be proud of that.

Guys, I'm seeing a lot of water. Good job.

I cannot believe Francesca and Damian
are literally, like,

boosh, boosh, boosh, boosh.

It looks like a two-way race.

Damian and Francesca, Dom and Georgia.

-Oh my God, no!
-Georgia!

[Francesca screams]

We are not losing to Dom and Georgia.

-So that's not an option.
-[Dom grunts]

[Kariselle grunts] Whoa!

Oh man, it is so close right now.

Damian and Francesca, Dom and Georgia.

-Neck and neck.
-Run, run, run!

[pulsing beat]

[tense music builds]

-[screams]
-We won!

Oh, we have a winner!

No.

Ugh!

[Francesca] f*ck yeah. Oh my God.

Damian, Francesca,
you won our compatibility challenge,

so you are today's most compatible couple.

Congratulations.

Because of that,
tomorrow you'll visit the board.

You get to select two brand-new singles
to come here and go on dates

with any two members
of the less compatible couples.

And by the way, you've earned
your own private romantic date.

My biggest thing about wanting to win

was taking her on a date tonight.
That was my most motivation.

Francesca is not happy
about me and Georgia.

[Georgia] There could not be
a worse two people to win.

I feel like they're gonna try
and separate us,

so naturally it's devastating.

Congratulations again, you guys.
Hope you enjoy the date.

For everybody else, we'll see you later.

Well done.

♪ We defy, we defy gravity ♪

[Joey] Let's go.

♪ We defy gravity ♪

♪ We defy gravity ♪

[Francesca] What is this?

[Damian] This is cute.

Wait, is that a telescope?

-[Damian] This is so pretty.
-This is so cute. Oh my God.

Wow, this is very cute.

-Welcome to my tiki hut.
-[both chuckling]

I'm super excited to be out of the house
and get a date with Damian.

This morning, I woke up
questioning it a little bit

because I feel like with Dom,
we just had an emotional connection

as opposed to a physical one,

but I feel like
that spark I didn't have with Dom,

I have with Damian.

So cheers to us being here together,
and to us winning the challenge,

and... to just running this sh*t.

And to hopefully many more nights
getting to know you and growing with you.

-Yeah, that too.
-Yeah.

Yeah.

I see you were putting
the yoga thing to the test.

We made eye contact
when we were drinking wine.

Our eye contact is exceptional.

-It's good.
-We're always making eye contact.

I'm really happy you took that risk on me.
Bringing me into the house.

The connection I have with you
is way stronger

than I ever thought it would be.

And I like it a lot. It feels really good.

We just vibe.

I haven't smiled this much in a long time,
so that's how I feel when I'm around you.

It's really a beautiful thing,
and it's happening so fast,

but it's genuine and it's real. And...

I love it. I just... It's...

You're so cute.

You're so f*cking cute.

And you're really giving,
and you're sweet, and you're nice,

and you compliment me 24/7.

So, good for you.

I wanna make out with you, honestly.
I wanna kiss you all the time.

I know. I can tell.

What?

Just, like, you get more beautiful
every time I look at you.

I don't know. I love it.

["Happy" by Drooom playing]

♪ Are you happy? ♪

[Bartise] Everybody gets a cup.
Tell me when.

Two shots of vodka.

Damn, girl. You kidding me right now?

Oh my God!
That's how we're gonna start the night?

[all cheering and whistling]

[Chloe] Have yous two had sex yet?

-The boyfriend-girlfriend sex.
-[Bartise] Wow.

-I don't know. Did we?
-Joey, you haven't?

-[Kariselle] He fell asleep last night.
-[Joey] I fell asleep.

You had a full hour earlier.

I got out of the shower,
and I was ready. He was out.

-You got all night. It's a long night.
-[laughter]

Can we play truth or dare?

-[Shayne] Oh.
-[Georgia] Please.

Actually, maybe just truth?

-Sure.
-[Chloe] Right, who's starting?

Kariselle, do you wanna get married
in the next six months?

-More like the next two.
-[Ines] Wow!

Weeks.

Two weeks?

To Joey, right? [chuckles]

-[Shayne] Wow.
-I just wanna get married soon.

Sooner than later.

I always wanted to get married by 26.
I am 26.

So I'm, like,
I wanna get married very soon.

No pressure, bro.

Wow.

Hey, let's do couple truth and dare.

Okay.

I feel like it's your turn. Truth or dare.

-Dare.
-[laughter]

-I want you to give him a lap dance.
-Ohhh!

-[Dom] Hell yeah.
-[Joey] Here we go!

-Hell yeah.
-Shayne's smiling! [laughs]

I've never done that before.
Someone sing, then.

[laughter]

[Joey] Come on, Chloe!

[cheering]

Oh my God, yes!

[Joey] There she goes.

I respect it. I respect it.

[Chloe] ♪ Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? ♪
[laughs]

[all cheering]

Oh my God.

-[cheering continues]
-[Dom] Woo!

[Georgia, laughing] I can't even...

Wow, Shayne's in heaven right now.

No, 'cause I don't know how to be sexy.

That's sexy! That's really sexy.

[Georgia, screaming] Oh my God!

-All right.
-[indistinct]

[Dom] Slow down, Shayne.

-[Georgia] That'll do, Donkey.
-[Bartise] That'll do.

-That'll do.
-That was so good.

[Shayne] Chloe brings out the best in me.

I haven't felt this excitement
in a long time.

[exhales] It's... it's hard to describe
when you have these feelings for someone.

-Good job, Chloe.
-Bravo.

Bravo!

Everyone is horny,
and I'm like, "Whew, okay."

Yeah. I'm just not horny at all.

I'm just watching horny people
interacting with each other.

Obviously, you cannot invent a spark.

It's either here or not.

I'm trying.

Just trying.

-Legendary.
-I can't wait till we f*ck.

Oh, that's happening tonight.

-Like animals
-House is gonna rock.

It's gonna be
the best 35 seconds of her life.

[laughing]

♪ Make it go higher ♪

♪ I bring the spice ♪

♪ I've got that flavor ♪

[Kariselle screams]

[giggling]

[Kariselle] Oh my God, you look so hot!

Hello. You look hot too.

[Damian] Oh, thank you. Thank you.

I wanna know everything.
I need to know everything. Everything!

-Come here, come here.
-[both giggling]

-Okay. That's amazing.
-It was so good!

I'm really happy, but at the same time,
I'm also like, "f*ck."

Stop! Don't manifest anything bad.

In my head, I was thinking about
the past few days of it going wrong,

and then now that it hasn't gone wrong,
I'm like, all my plans for...

So it's good. Don't self-sabotage.
Everything's great.

-Yeah.
-Everything's great.

Yeah. But I'm a self-sabotageur.

So it's really stressing me out

because I don't know how much time I have
to talk to him about the board tomorrow.

Uh-huh.

[Francesca] I walk in and Georgia and Dom
are f*cking two peas in a pod

in their Boring Land of Boringness.

Dude, everyone was
so f*cking boring today.

I did it with Dom too.
There's nothing going on. I can tell.

It's hard 'cause everyone's coupled up,
but Ines deserves a date.

I think Ines wants one.

I think it's not that she wants one,

but she's like,
"I wouldn't mind going on a date."

[Francesca] That's an easy option.

So, um, I would love, love, Georgia

to pick someone who's not Dom.

Here's the thing.
Everyone is pretty stuck.

If anyone's gonna, not stir the pot,

but gonna challenge relationships,
it's gonna be you.

[Francesca] These b*tches
better be f*cking sweating

'cause I'm gonna go into the boardroom
and I'm gonna f*ck sh*t up.

-I'll be honest with you.
-What's up?

I truly feel you and Georgia and me
and Chloe are the most compatible here.

[Dom] We're the strongest couple.

But it's also, like, we've both been
tested in other relationships.

-"Now we know what we want" situation.
-Now we know what we want.

That's what makes it even better.

[Shayne] Out of all the people
to f*cking win, today, dude.

Come on. We could have
picked anyone to win but them two today.

Yeah.

But we gave it to 'em.

[Dom] Obviously,
Georgia's gonna go on a date.

Francesca's not gonna
put Kariselle on a date.

Now that I'm with Georgia and I'm happy,

I know that there's a heavy possibility

that Francesca's gonna put Georgia
on a date, possibly out of spite.

[giggling]

[smooth dance music playing]

♪ Hasta luego ♪

♪ Come on, now
Do it right ♪


♪ Everybody up, everybody high ♪

♪ Through your veins
Head to toe ♪


♪ Let the lights take you
Where you wanna go ♪


♪ Everybody up, everybody high ♪

♪ Through your veins
Head to toe ♪


[Francesca] Welcome to the boardroom.

[Damian] The infamous boardroom.

I'm nervous. [chuckles]

You're ready to shake some sh*t up?

-[Francesca] Oh my God.
-[Damian chuckles]

[Lachey] Will from The Mole.

[woman] Good, stop.
Stop there. Easy does it.

[Will] I felt like
Mission: Impossible for sure.

It's straight out of
a Tom Cruise playbook,

and I'm here for it always.

[Lachey] Nick from The Circle.

Circle, what are you doing to me?!

She's got a nose ring.

She's a badass.

Things are about to get wild.

[Lachey] Mitchell from The Circle.

Circle, open up the big one
in black and white.

That's a shot.

That's a picture
I'd probably post on my Instagram.

[Lachey] And Zay from The Ultimatum.

You look really good.

-Do I?
-Mm-hmm.

How good?

[laughs]

-It's a lot of power here.
-I know.

-It's like at our fingertips, right?
-Yeah.

"What do we do? Who do we f*ck with?"

Nick and Zay are back on the board,

which is crazy to think, like...

These two guys are already established.

It's crazy to think that they can
come back in the house at any point.

-Like, that's nuts.
-Yeah.

But I feel like Ines and Bartise,

like, the reason I'm contemplating
putting her on a date so much is because...

I don't know if she has
that spark with him.

I feel like it's comfortable,

but she's willing to try something
with someone else.

Will. I don't know him personally.

I only know what Dom told me about him,

and I know Dom's not a fan of Will.

[Damian] Yeah.

At the end of the day, I don't think Dom
and Will are trying to match.

It's more about personal connections.

-Yeah.
-[Damian] So.

That's not... It affected my decision
to bring him in last time,

but it's not gonna affect
my decision this time.

Will looks like he needs to take a shower.

I feel like Ines would be into that,

so I feel like
this has a lot of potential.

I do see this having
a potential opportunity to work out,

but I don't know
if they are a perfect match.

I feel like we should keep going
and revisit this.

[Damian] Yeah. I agree.

We already know that Chloe and Shayne
really have a good thing going.

But this experience is about taking risks,

so I feel like making mistakes
in relationships are fine.

That's the only way
you grow with that person.

If it's just hunky-dory, la-la land,
sunshine and rainbows 24/7,

that's not a real relationship.

-"Oh, Chloe."
-[chuckles]

Okay.

So, Chloe and Mitchell
dated for eight months.

-That's a long time.
-Serious.

I know a little bit
of the details of why they broke up,

but there's unresolved business for sure.

Yeah.

I genuinely really want people to match,

and I genuinely want people
to figure out their connections

and test the limits of the relationships.

-Yeah.
-So...

-[Damian] And bring Nick in.
-[Francesca] Nicholas.

So they are from the same show.

Chloe did The Circle, Season 2.
Nick did The Circle, Season 3.

So they do have that in common,
which is good.

-Yeah.
-But Nick wouldn't do that to Shayne.

You've been in the house longer.
You've seen these connections come and go

and where it's feeling genuine or not,

so I'm with you.

[Francesca] All right. Georgia.

I feel like she's in a very safe spot
with Dom right now.

-Very safe.
-Very safe and comfortable.

I was there with Dom.

It was very safe and very comfortable,

but there was no spark,

and I have a feeling
that she thinks the same.

[tense music playing]

[Francesca]
I want Dom to go home, selfishly.

Being around Dom 24/7 is awkward.

I want Georgia to be
with someone who ignites her.

I think I like being in control
more than I thought I did.

-Um...
-I can see that.

It's like I'm a little wizard

and literally the fate of the house
is at our fingertips today.

So, myself is last.

Um...

♪ Tell me, is it good enough? ♪

♪ Are you good enough? ♪

[Shayne] It smells good.

-Mm!
-Mm!

-It's your worst nightmare.
-I hate lip gloss. I hate lip gloss.

[all] Ohhh!

-[Joey] No!
-I knew it!

-[Joey] No!
-[Dom chuckles]

[Joey and Georgia] No!

Damian walks in. I'm not surprised.

I'm like, "Come here, buddy. Bring it in."

"Let's have a drink."

I guess our date
wasn't as good as I thought it was.

-No! This is a hoax.
-[Joey] Come on!

[Georgia] You're lying!

[tense music playing]

First of all, how are you?

I'm all right. Um...

Yeah.

[Joey] Oh my God.

[Georgia] Oh my God.

[Chloe] What happened?

[Damian] Uh...

I feel sick!

♪ Got that fire in my bones ♪

♪ Gonna knock you down
Knock you down ♪


♪ Hit you where it hurts ♪

♪ Gonna knock you down
Knock you down ♪


♪ Hit you where it hurts ♪

♪ Hit you where it hurts ♪

♪ Got that fire in my bones ♪

♪ Gonna knock you down
Knock you down ♪


♪ Hit you where it hurts ♪

♪ Gonna knock you down
Knock you down ♪


♪ Hit you where it hurts ♪